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Newspaper Page TextWINK TG BLACK BARBIE Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site Moved here 4rm da east coast. I LOVE GURLS. Basically I do wat I want wateva dat is lol. Im new 2 da area & ready have fun!! magic2701, 19, g , #106093 METAL MUSE We’re a solid, fun-loving, healthy, fit, drama- and STD-free, poly couple, looking for a female friend with benefits. Emphasis on friend. She’s 20, he’s 26. 420 and nerd friendly! two_sexy, 20, g , #106083 HORSES, GARDENS, SUNRISES Country lady looking for her male counterpart- I have 2 hors- es and love to ride, need a part- ner! Would prefer someone with his own horse, please be single! g , goddess2, 60, #106091 ~WARPED WOLFRIDER CHIEFTESS~ Hoping to be inspired, chal- lenged, educated, explored! Cave Diving? Rock hunting? Comic- con’s? Paintball? Poi-Staff? Snowboarding? ect.!? Peace, Love, Rock ‘n Roll! (Not quite enough to sooth my soul!) ~Ani_ Oakley~ }=)~. Ani_Oakley, 30, g , #106054 ANY GTFS READING? I’m sick of being “The Smart One.” Let’s have some fun and pepper it with intelligent conver- sation. Nothing too serious; we’re all busy people and life’s too short! dorkylitchick, 25, #106046 (Charges may apply) MUSICFINATIC TRANSEXUAL BLACK GODDESS Serving Massages, Companionship, and Good times. Incall only Mornings, Noon, and Late nights. Call and or text:Leave Voicemail. Serious callers. TsAhmazin, 25, g , #106186 I need a metal man who is hope- fully a musician that could take my heart and party with me at the same time. Dru_616, 19, g , #105625 Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le TRIPPY-CONVERSATIONS, THREESOMES PERFECT GENTLEMAN loves to treat a lady like one. looking for friends the long time relationship maybe marriage . l ove n a t u re, b i ke rides,crafts,learning new t h i n g s , h e l p i n g people,movies,romantic times. funcorp, 50, g , #106136 SOUTHERNBELLE TREEHUG- GER HOPELESSROMANTIC justmoved here fromTN.im laid back.downtoearth lovemusic.art. goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to make new friends.meet new people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n shows.i am my own person.tat- toos.piercings.people whocan keep up with me.witty.outspo- ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan- naknow morejust lemmeknow. southern_charmer89, 22, g , #106033 A CHARMING POLYGON I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj. I like to cook, dance and bike to Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live in a house with tons of flowers. patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932 BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT I’m a confident person who loves to be with other people. I try to be nice to the people around me. I like to do random things, and find a d ve n t u re s. kelandry4157, 19, g , #105724 MAKE LIFE HAPPY Find joy in the everyday experi- ence. Hold my hand. Have my heart. Run with me Walk with me climb with me. Laugh play and dance. PrinceVoknor, 30, #106170 COOKING ROMANTIC DAD I love to cook, take walks around town, bicycle, meet new people. I am really enjoying life and would like to meet a smart, classy lady to share it with. singledad72, 39, #106163 Free Will Astrology that most every Aries must periodically face: Will you live up to your promises? Will you follow through on your rousing start? Will you continue to stay passionately committed once the ﬁ ery infatuation stage evolves into the earthy foundation-building stage? Here’s a secret to succeeding at this test: You can’t just try to force yourself to “be good” and do the right thing. Nor does it work to use shame or guilt to motivate yourself. Somehow you’ve got to marshal pure, raw excitement for the gritty detail work to come. You’ve got to fall in love with the task of actually ﬂ eshing out your dreams. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In his book on intuition, psychologist David G. Myers deﬁ nes it as “the capacity for direct knowledge and im- mediate insight, without any observation or reason.” Another expert on the subject, Malcolm Gladwell, describes intuition as the “power of thinking without thinking.” Both authors encourage us to cultivate this undersung way of grasping our raw experience. But Myers also warns us of the perils of intuition if it’s untempered by logic and analysis. It can lead us down rabbit holes where we lose track of the difference between our fantasies and the real world. It can cause us to mistake our fears for accurate ESP or get lost in a maze of self-fulﬁ lling prophecies. I bring all of this to your attention, Taurus, because the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to hone and purify your intuition. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): One of the most impressive elements of the Egyptian uprising in January and February came after it was all over. Eighteen days of street protests created a huge mess in Cairo’s Tahrir Square and the surrounding area. When Hosni Mubarak ﬁ nally resigned and reforms began percolating, thousands of demonstrators returned with brooms and rubber gloves and garbage bags to set the place back in order. I urge you to follow a similar sequence in the com- ing weeks, Gemini. Agitate for change; rebel against the stale status quo; ﬁ ght corruption and ignorance; and once your work has led to at least a partial success, clean up after yourself. CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Sometimes nature seems more beau- tiful than strictly necessary,” said physicist Steven Weinberg as he admired a hackberry tree stoked with blue jays, yellowthroated vireos, and a red cardinal. You may ﬁ nd yourself thinking similar thoughts in the coming week, Cancerian. From what I can tell, life is primed to ﬂ ood you with simple glories and exotic revelations, with signs of eternal splendor and hints of sublime meaning, with natural wonders and civilization’s more interesting gifts. (July 23-Aug. 22): I became an ordained minister in the Univer- sal Life Church when I was 19 years old. Since then I have ofﬁ ciated at numerous baptisms, initiations, weddings (including marrying 42 APRIL 21, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY GLENN BECK SUCKS NEED A FRIEND Fighting the mid-life crisis n los- ing the battle,don’t plan on going down easy or alone,need a part- ner in crime to get me into trou- ble or get me out of trouble. fishguy, 54, #105589 CHILD-FREE ATHEIST 29, married, no kids. Would like to find some cool girls to go out with, without worrying about babysitters. I can hang with any- one, but not into sports or reli- gion. DrGirlfriend, 29, g , #106120 EASY GOING ATTITUDE. Looking for a friend to talk to, that’s really all. mcveigsh, 21, g , #106097 JUST WONDERING... I am quite an honest genuine guy, looking for someone nice at heart,a great and thinking mind and also him being nice in bed would be just fine. AV, 34, g , #106152 THAT’S MY CUPCAKE! I love going to the movies, going out for dinner and drinks. Going to baseball games. I enjoy paint- ing, reading a good book or just listening to some good music. VintageLakeHouse, 26, g , #106088 HAPPY TRAILS GARY! There are no good-byes for us. Wherever you go, you’ll be for- ever in my heart. Peace & Love Always . . . Betsy Blue When: Thursday, April 14, 2011. Where: In my fondest memories.. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902057 VANESSA FROM VIRGINIA/ CRESWELL You: About 5’11”, green t-shirt, messy light brown hair, LOTS of eyecontact. Me: 5’10”, dark blue jacket, gray scarf, dark hair/eyes. Asked you what you’d ordered. Chat over coffee? :D When: Tuesday, April 12, 2011. Where: Nearly Normals, Corvallis. You: Man. Me: Man. #902055 Vanessa, you and I, Matthew, sat together watching country music performers and Michael Hurley at Sam Bonds Garage, 3-11-11. I would like to see you again. Please find me. -Matthew When: Friday, March 11, 2011. Where: Sam Bond’s Garage. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902060 BLUE EYED DEVIL Words cannot express what you mean to me. I’m sad to see you go, but I have faith our paths will cross again. I’ll miss you when its tomorrow. Rawr. When: Tuesday, April 12, 2011. Where: Mostly in my dreams. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902059 STAR WRIST SPILLER Cleaned up your coffee and gave you a freebie..Wanted to know if I can do it again sometime? Denim jean jacket date? When: Wednesday, April 13, 2011. Where: Where I Work. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902056 DELI KIVA GUY COOL STONER DUDE Intelligent female wanted to hang out in totally cool house: weed, food, movies, conversa- tion. Please be pretty, confident, and interesting. warm and allur- ing yes; sad and angry no. smartash2011, 33, ☎, g , #106157 TRADER JOES CASHIER You: talked to me about your travels through Tuscany Me: want to bring you back there When: Tuesday, April 12, 2011. Where: Trader Joes. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902062 hey,i see you every time i walk into the Kiva. flurted with you but i dont think you noticed, if your free sometime maybe we could go out for coffee? When: Wednesday, March 30, 2011. Where: The Kiva. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902058 COUGAR HOT SPRINGS 4-10, you hugged me and kissed me, wet and naked. You are beautiful. May our paths cross again. Axe You: Woman Me: Man NEARLY NORMALS GUY PAPER AIRPLANES Allison, or is it Iris? Certain you have to be present to complete our person. MIA When: Sunday, April 10, 2011. Where: my shoes. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902054 YONDER 2ND SET Towards the end of the 2nd set. We connected arms and danced in circles. You kissed me the left side of my face and disappeared. You out there? When: Sunday, April 10, 2011. Where: McDonald Theatre. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902053 STOMPING GROUND You gave me spirits and I gave you smiles. I could yonder away with you any night of the week. When: Sunday, April 10, 2011. Where: McDonald. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902052 UNDERGROUND ACCOMPLICE I get it now. I got played, hard. Have a better understanding of myself and the world. You’re one of my action hero now and will always be loved. When: Sunday, April 10, 2011. Where: a few times. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902051 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Now comes one of the supreme tests LEO I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I like music. I’m distracted easily. I like to travel. I like to organize. I love food. I like to Rage. BusBoy186, 20, g , #105839 Quirky gay boy, scientific mind, well kept and hygienic. Enjoys cuddling under the stars, good music, and Dan Savage’s column. Nonsmoker, 18, tall, open minded, passionate. viriproviri, 18, g , #105543 BORNOFTHESKY AND DREAMING!!! optimusprime, waltwhitman and dr.seuss hada baby; it was me!!! Muscley,fit,bearded, athlete- dreamer-artist-yogi-poetboy seeks twinkly-eyed poetgirl, maybe inked, hopefully kinked;) let’s grin at salamanders and bumblebees, eatcupcakes onthe trampoline, and benew likechil- dren.... cyclone_poet_boy, 36, g , #106181 SNOWBOARDING RAGER/ EX-YUMMER! SCOT AT CC I was with a Brit, you came over acting a Scot. You kissed my hand, then left. Seeming eye games... you were cute ^_^ When: Saturday, April 16, 2011. Where: Campbell Club. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902061 people to themselves), divorces, renamings, housewarmings, ghost- banishings, and the taking of primal vows. In all my years of facilitating these ceremonies, I’ve rarely seen a better time than right now for you Leos to seek a cathartic rite of passage. You may even be tempted to try several. I recommend you do no more than two, however. Are you ready to break a taboo or smash an addiction? Renounce a delusion or pledge your devotion or leap to the next level? VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It would be an excellent time for you to acquire the Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Kit, a package of goodies prepared by domestic expert Martha Stewart. I say this not because a Zombie Apocalypse is looming, or any other kind of apocalypse for that matter. Rather, the kit’s presence in your life might encourage you to make fun of your fears. And that would be a perfect way to cooperate with the current cosmic tendencies, which are conspiring to diminish the inhibitions that your anxieties hold in place. Remember one of the key rules in the game of life: Humor dissipates worry. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Eighty years ago, an explorer who visited the Maori of New Zealand found they had such good eyesight that many were able to detect Jupiter’s four largest moons with their naked eyes. That’s the kind of vision you could have in the coming days, Libra — metaphorically speaking, at least. The astrological omens say you have the potential to see further and deeper into any part of reality you choose to focus on. Inner truths that have been hidden from you are ready to be plucked by your penetrating probes. For best results, cleanse your thoughts of expectations. Perceive what’s actu- ally there, not what you want or don’t want to be there. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You really should ventilate your house periodically, even when the weather’s cool. The air indoors gets stale; you need to ﬂ ush it out and welcome in some fresh stuff. In my astro- logical opinion, it’s especially important for you to do this right now. So please consider opening all the windows for a while and inviting the breezes to blow through. In addition to its practical value for your respiratory system, it could serve as a ritual that gently blows the dusty crud out of your mind, thereby improving the circulation in your thoughts and emotions and fantasies. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): What do you like most about work? What are the pleasurable experiences that happen for you when you’re engaged in demanding tasks that require you to be focused, competent, and principled? I think it’s important for you to identify those hard-earned joys and then brainstorm about what you can do to expand and intensify them. You’re in a phase of your long- term cycle when you can make a lot of headway toward transforming your job situation so it serves you better. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The next phase of your life will be an excellent time to unbreak your heart. Here’s what I mean by that: You will have extra power to dissolve any pain that still lingers from the romantic disappointments of the past. You’ll be able to summon acute insights into how to dismantle the sodden and unnecessary defenses you built to protect yourself from loss and humiliation. You will ﬁ nd it easier than ever before to forgive and forget any close companion who hurt you. So get out there, Capricorn, and launch the joyful process of restoring your love muscles to their original potency. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years,” read the headline in The Onion. “I always thought that if I kept searching and exploring, I’d discover who I truly was,” the report began, quoting 38-year-old Andrew Speth. “Well, I looked deep into the innermost recesses of my soul, and you know what I found? An empty, windowless room the size of an aircraft hangar. From now on, if anybody needs me, I’ll be sprawled out on my couch drinking black- cherry soda and watching Law & Order like everybody else.” I wonder if Speth is an Aquarius? Many of my Aquarian acquaintances seem to have hit a dead end recently in their quest to fulﬁ ll the ancient maxim “Know thyself.” If you’re like that, please hang on. The ﬂ oodgates of self-discovery will open soon. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Odds are high that you know very little about Africa. Can you name even 20 of its more than 50 countries? Are you aware that its land mass is bigger than Europe, China, and the U.S. combined? Did you realize that about 2,000 languages are spoken by the people living there? I bring this up, Pisces, because from an astrological perspective it’s an excellent time for you to ﬁ ll the gaps in your education about Africa — or any other subject about which you are deeply uninformed. Don’t get overwhelmed by this assignment, though. Choose maybe three areas of ignorance that you will concentrate on in the coming weeks. HOMEWORK: Though sometimes it’s impossible to do the right thing, doing the half-right thing may be a viable option. Give an ex- ample from your own life: http://www.freewillastrology.com Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM