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Moved here 4rm da east coast. I
LOVE GURLS. Basically I do wat I
want wateva dat is lol. Im new 2
da area & ready have fun!!
magic2701, 19, g ,
#106093
METAL MUSE
We’re a solid, fun-loving, healthy,
fit, drama- and STD-free, poly
couple, looking for a female
friend with benefits. Emphasis
on friend. She’s 20, he’s 26. 420
and nerd friendly! two_sexy,
20, g , #106083
HORSES, GARDENS,
SUNRISES
Country lady looking for her
male counterpart- I have 2 hors-
es and love to ride, need a part-
ner! Would prefer someone with
his own horse, please be single!
g ,
goddess2,
60,
#106091
~WARPED WOLFRIDER
CHIEFTESS~
Hoping to be inspired, chal-
lenged, educated, explored! Cave
Diving? Rock hunting? Comic-
con’s? Paintball? Poi-Staff?
Snowboarding? ect.!? Peace,
Love, Rock ‘n Roll! (Not quite
enough to sooth my soul!) ~Ani_
Oakley~ }=)~. Ani_Oakley, 30,
g , #106054
ANY GTFS READING?
I’m sick of being “The Smart
One.” Let’s have some fun and
pepper it with intelligent conver-
sation. Nothing too serious;
we’re all busy people and life’s
too short! dorkylitchick, 25,
#106046
(Charges may apply)
MUSICFINATIC
TRANSEXUAL BLACK GODDESS
Serving
Massages,
Companionship, and Good times.
Incall only Mornings, Noon, and
Late nights. Call and or
text:Leave Voicemail. Serious
callers. TsAhmazin, 25, g ,
#106186
I need a metal man who is hope-
fully a musician that could take
my heart and party with me at
the same time. Dru_616, 19,
g , #105625
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TRIPPY-CONVERSATIONS,
THREESOMES
PERFECT GENTLEMAN
loves to treat a lady like one.
looking for friends the long time
relationship maybe marriage .
l ove
n a t u re, b i ke
rides,crafts,learning
new
t h i n g s , h e l p i n g
people,movies,romantic times.
funcorp, 50, g , #106136
SOUTHERNBELLE TREEHUG-
GER HOPELESSROMANTIC
justmoved here fromTN.im laid
back.downtoearth lovemusic.art.
goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to
make new friends.meet new
people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n
shows.i am my own person.tat-
toos.piercings.people whocan
keep up with me.witty.outspo-
ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan-
naknow morejust lemmeknow.
southern_charmer89, 22,
g , #106033
A CHARMING POLYGON
I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj.
I like to cook, dance and bike to
Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live
in a house with tons of flowers.
patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932
BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT
I’m a confident person who loves
to be with other people. I try to
be nice to the people around me.
I like to do random things, and
find
a d ve n t u re s.
kelandry4157, 19, g ,
#105724
MAKE LIFE HAPPY
Find joy in the everyday experi-
ence. Hold my hand. Have my
heart. Run with me Walk with me
climb with me. Laugh play and
dance. PrinceVoknor, 30,
#106170
COOKING ROMANTIC DAD
I love to cook, take walks around
town, bicycle, meet new people. I
am really enjoying life and would
like to meet a smart, classy lady
to share it with. singledad72,
39, #106163
Free Will Astrology
that most every Aries must periodically face: Will you live up to your
promises? Will you follow through on your rousing start? Will you
continue to stay passionately committed once the fi ery infatuation
stage evolves into the earthy foundation-building stage? Here’s a
secret to succeeding at this test: You can’t just try to force yourself
to “be good” and do the right thing. Nor does it work to use shame or
guilt to motivate yourself. Somehow you’ve got to marshal pure, raw
excitement for the gritty detail work to come. You’ve got to fall in love
with the task of actually fl eshing out your dreams.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In his book on intuition, psychologist
David G. Myers defi nes it as “the capacity for direct knowledge and im-
mediate insight, without any observation or reason.” Another expert
on the subject, Malcolm Gladwell, describes intuition as the “power of
thinking without thinking.” Both authors encourage us to cultivate this
undersung way of grasping our raw experience. But Myers also warns
us of the perils of intuition if it’s untempered by logic and analysis. It
can lead us down rabbit holes where we lose track of the difference
between our fantasies and the real world. It can cause us to mistake
our fears for accurate ESP or get lost in a maze of self-fulfi lling
prophecies. I bring all of this to your attention, Taurus, because the
coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to hone and purify your
intuition.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): One of the most impressive elements of
the Egyptian uprising in January and February came after it was all
over. Eighteen days of street protests created a huge mess in Cairo’s
Tahrir Square and the surrounding area. When Hosni Mubarak fi nally
resigned and reforms began percolating, thousands of demonstrators
returned with brooms and rubber gloves and garbage bags to set the
place back in order. I urge you to follow a similar sequence in the com-
ing weeks, Gemini. Agitate for change; rebel against the stale status
quo; fi ght corruption and ignorance; and once your work has led to at
least a partial success, clean up after yourself.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Sometimes nature seems more beau-
tiful than strictly necessary,” said physicist Steven Weinberg as he
admired a hackberry tree stoked with blue jays, yellowthroated vireos,
and a red cardinal. You may fi nd yourself thinking similar thoughts
in the coming week, Cancerian. From what I can tell, life is primed
to fl ood you with simple glories and exotic revelations, with signs of
eternal splendor and hints of sublime meaning, with natural wonders
and civilization’s more interesting gifts.
(July 23-Aug. 22): I became an ordained minister in the Univer-
sal Life Church when I was 19 years old. Since then I have offi ciated
at numerous baptisms, initiations, weddings (including marrying
42 APRIL 21, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
GLENN BECK SUCKS
NEED A FRIEND
Fighting the mid-life crisis n los-
ing the battle,don’t plan on going
down easy or alone,need a part-
ner in crime to get me into trou-
ble or get me out of trouble.
fishguy, 54, #105589
CHILD-FREE ATHEIST
29, married, no kids. Would like to
find some cool girls to go out
with, without worrying about
babysitters. I can hang with any-
one, but not into sports or reli-
gion. DrGirlfriend, 29, g ,
#106120
EASY GOING ATTITUDE.
Looking for a friend to talk to,
that’s really all. mcveigsh, 21,
g , #106097
JUST WONDERING...
I am quite an honest genuine
guy, looking for someone nice at
heart,a great and thinking mind
and also him being nice in bed
would be just fine. AV, 34, g ,
#106152
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
HAPPY TRAILS GARY!
There are no good-byes for us.
Wherever you go, you’ll be for-
ever in my heart. Peace & Love
Always . . . Betsy Blue When:
Thursday, April 14, 2011.
Where: In my fondest
memories.. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #902057
VANESSA FROM VIRGINIA/
CRESWELL
You: About 5’11”, green t-shirt,
messy light brown hair, LOTS of
eyecontact. Me: 5’10”, dark blue
jacket, gray scarf, dark hair/eyes.
Asked you what you’d ordered.
Chat over coffee? :D When:
Tuesday, April 12, 2011.
Where: Nearly Normals,
Corvallis. You: Man. Me:
Man. #902055
Vanessa, you and I, Matthew, sat
together watching country
music performers and Michael
Hurley at Sam Bonds Garage,
3-11-11. I would like to see you
again. Please find me. -Matthew
When: Friday, March 11,
2011. Where: Sam Bond’s
Garage. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902060
BLUE EYED DEVIL
Words cannot express what you
mean to me. I’m sad to see you
go, but I have faith our paths will
cross again. I’ll miss you when its
tomorrow. Rawr. When:
Tuesday, April 12, 2011.
Where: Mostly in my
dreams. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902059
STAR WRIST SPILLER
Cleaned up your coffee and gave
you a freebie..Wanted to know if I
can do it again sometime? Denim
jean jacket date? When:
Wednesday, April 13,
2011. Where: Where I
Work. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902056
DELI KIVA GUY
COOL STONER DUDE
Intelligent female wanted to
hang out in totally cool house:
weed, food, movies, conversa-
tion. Please be pretty, confident,
and interesting. warm and allur-
ing yes; sad and angry no.
smartash2011, 33, ☎, g ,
#106157
TRADER JOES CASHIER
You: talked to me about your
travels through Tuscany Me:
want to bring you back there
When: Tuesday, April 12,
2011. Where: Trader
Joes. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902062
hey,i see you every time i walk
into the Kiva. flurted with you
but i dont think you noticed, if
your free sometime maybe we
could go out for coffee? When:
Wednesday, March 30,
2011. Where: The Kiva.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902058
COUGAR HOT SPRINGS
4-10, you hugged me and kissed
me, wet and naked. You are
beautiful. May our paths cross
again. Axe You: Woman Me:
Man
NEARLY NORMALS GUY
PAPER AIRPLANES
Allison, or is it Iris? Certain you
have to be present to complete
our person. MIA When:
Sunday, April 10, 2011.
Where: my shoes. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902054
YONDER 2ND SET
Towards the end of the 2nd set.
We connected arms and danced
in circles. You kissed me the left
side of my face and disappeared.
You out there? When:
Sunday, April 10, 2011.
Where:
McDonald
Theatre. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902053
STOMPING GROUND
You gave me spirits and I gave
you smiles. I could yonder away
with you any night of the week.
When: Sunday, April 10,
2011. Where: McDonald.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#902052
UNDERGROUND ACCOMPLICE
I get it now. I got played, hard.
Have a better understanding of
myself and the world. You’re one
of my action hero now and will
always be loved. When:
Sunday, April 10, 2011.
Where: a few times. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902051
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Now comes one of the supreme tests
LEO
I like the outdoors. I’m a blazer. I
like music. I’m distracted easily. I
like to travel. I like to organize. I
love food. I like to Rage.
BusBoy186, 20, g ,
#105839
Quirky gay boy, scientific mind,
well kept and hygienic. Enjoys
cuddling under the stars, good
music, and Dan Savage’s column.
Nonsmoker, 18, tall, open minded,
passionate. viriproviri, 18,
g , #105543
BORNOFTHESKY AND
DREAMING!!!
optimusprime, waltwhitman and
dr.seuss hada baby; it was me!!!
Muscley,fit,bearded, athlete-
dreamer-artist-yogi-poetboy
seeks twinkly-eyed poetgirl,
maybe inked, hopefully kinked;)
let’s grin at salamanders and
bumblebees, eatcupcakes onthe
trampoline, and benew likechil-
dren.... cyclone_poet_boy,
36, g , #106181
SNOWBOARDING RAGER/
EX-YUMMER!
SCOT AT CC
I was with a Brit, you came over
acting a Scot. You kissed my
hand, then left. Seeming eye
games... you were cute ^_^
When: Saturday, April
16,
2011.
Where:
Campbell Club. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#902061
people to themselves), divorces, renamings, housewarmings, ghost-
banishings, and the taking of primal vows. In all my years of facilitating
these ceremonies, I’ve rarely seen a better time than right now for you
Leos to seek a cathartic rite of passage. You may even be tempted to
try several. I recommend you do no more than two, however. Are you
ready to break a taboo or smash an addiction? Renounce a delusion
or pledge your devotion or leap to the next level?
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It would be an excellent time for you
to acquire the Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Kit, a package of
goodies prepared by domestic expert Martha Stewart. I say this
not because a Zombie Apocalypse is looming, or any other kind of
apocalypse for that matter. Rather, the kit’s presence in your life might
encourage you to make fun of your fears. And that would be a perfect
way to cooperate with the current cosmic tendencies, which are
conspiring to diminish the inhibitions that your anxieties hold in place.
Remember one of the key rules in the game of life: Humor dissipates
worry.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Eighty years ago, an explorer who visited
the Maori of New Zealand found they had such good eyesight that
many were able to detect Jupiter’s four largest moons with their
naked eyes. That’s the kind of vision you could have in the coming
days, Libra — metaphorically speaking, at least. The astrological omens
say you have the potential to see further and deeper into any part
of reality you choose to focus on. Inner truths that have been hidden
from you are ready to be plucked by your penetrating probes. For best
results, cleanse your thoughts of expectations. Perceive what’s actu-
ally there, not what you want or don’t want to be there.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You really should ventilate your house
periodically, even when the weather’s cool. The air indoors gets stale;
you need to fl ush it out and welcome in some fresh stuff. In my astro-
logical opinion, it’s especially important for you to do this right now.
So please consider opening all the windows for a while and inviting
the breezes to blow through. In addition to its practical value for your
respiratory system, it could serve as a ritual that gently blows the
dusty crud out of your mind, thereby improving the circulation in your
thoughts and emotions and fantasies.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): What do you like most about
work? What are the pleasurable experiences that happen for you
when you’re engaged in demanding tasks that require you to be
focused, competent, and principled? I think it’s important for you to
identify those hard-earned joys and then brainstorm about what you
can do to expand and intensify them. You’re in a phase of your long-
term cycle when you can make a lot of headway toward transforming
your job situation so it serves you better.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The next phase of your life will be
an excellent time to unbreak your heart. Here’s what I mean by that:
You will have extra power to dissolve any pain that still lingers from
the romantic disappointments of the past. You’ll be able to summon
acute insights into how to dismantle the sodden and unnecessary
defenses you built to protect yourself from loss and humiliation. You
will fi nd it easier than ever before to forgive and forget any close
companion who hurt you. So get out there, Capricorn, and launch the
joyful process of restoring your love muscles to their original potency.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Search For Self Called Off After
38 Years,” read the headline in The Onion. “I always thought that if I
kept searching and exploring, I’d discover who I truly was,” the report
began, quoting 38-year-old Andrew Speth. “Well, I looked deep into
the innermost recesses of my soul, and you know what I found? An
empty, windowless room the size of an aircraft hangar. From now on,
if anybody needs me, I’ll be sprawled out on my couch drinking black-
cherry soda and watching Law & Order like everybody else.” I wonder
if Speth is an Aquarius? Many of my Aquarian acquaintances seem to
have hit a dead end recently in their quest to fulfi ll the ancient maxim
“Know thyself.” If you’re like that, please hang on. The fl oodgates of
self-discovery will open soon.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Odds are high that you know very little
about Africa. Can you name even 20 of its more than 50 countries?
Are you aware that its land mass is bigger than Europe, China, and
the U.S. combined? Did you realize that about 2,000 languages are
spoken by the people living there? I bring this up, Pisces, because
from an astrological perspective it’s an excellent time for you to fi ll
the gaps in your education about Africa — or any other subject about
which you are deeply uninformed. Don’t get overwhelmed by this
assignment, though. Choose maybe three areas of ignorance that you
will concentrate on in the coming weeks.
HOMEWORK: Though sometimes it’s impossible to do the right
thing, doing the half-right thing may be a viable option. Give an ex-
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