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WINK METAL MUSE I need a metal man who is hope- fully a musician that could take my heart and party with me at the same time. Dru_616, 19, g , #105625 HORSES, GARDENS, SUNRISES Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site 24, 5’9, h/w prop. I enjoy movies/ books, coffee/tea/my dog/ music/cocktails/camping/raft- ing/gardening/hiking/coast/ photography. I’m looking for a guy taller than me, tattoos?, musician?, don’t shower every day. alternativevegetari- an, 24, g , #106077 ~WARPED WOLFRIDER CHIEFTESS~ Hoping to be inspired, chal- lenged, educated, explored! Cave Diving? Rock hunting? Comic- con’s? Paintball? Poi-Staff? Snowboarding? ect.!? Peace, Love, Rock ‘n Roll! (Not quite enough to sooth my soul!) ~Ani_ Oakley~ }=)~. Ani_Oakley, 30, g , #106054 ANY GTFS READING? I’m sick of being “The Smart One.” Let’s have some fun and pepper it with intelligent conver- sation. Nothing too serious; we’re all busy people and life’s too short! dorkylitchick, 25, #106046 (Charges may apply) GIRLY GIRL, ADVENTUROUS LOOKING FOR FRIENDS get dressed up to go dancing, boots to hike.the coast. Confidence not cocky.After all life is what YOU MAKE YOURSELF not what you think you can make someone else to be. njgail, 48, g , #102173 SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220 pounds, brown hair and green eyes. never married, no children. Am looking for SWF’s between 21 and 40 for friendship and possi- ble dating. tallenlark63, 48, g , #105513 NATURE, TRUTH, CONNECTION LOVE EXISTS Looking for friends on a love vibration. Not monogamous love, nor nsa sex. I’m describing evolv- ing unconditional love energy. We are shining lights in physical shells, all worthy of love. LadyofLight, 28, g , #105436 I take good care of myself and I appreciate others that do. I love nature, walking, water, dancing. I also enjoy traveling. Men gener- ally like me and find me attrac- tive. sunlight, 63, ☎, #105954 Country lady looking for her male counterpart- I have 2 hors- es and love to ride, need a part- ner! Would prefer someone with his own horse, please be single! g , goddess2, 60, #106091 ALTERNATIVE, VEGETARIAN, MUSICIANLOVER Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 • Browse local postings • Post your own profi le MUSICFINATIC Moved here 4rm da east coast. I LOVE GURLS. Basically I do wat I want wateva dat is lol. Im new 2 da area & ready have fun!! magic2701, 19, g , #106093 A CHARMING POLYGON STDFREE UNASSUMINGLY AWESOME O.O 0.0 ^_^ I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj. I like to cook, dance and bike to Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live in a house with tons of flowers. patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932 HARD NPF LOVES SEX AND JUST TALKING TOLADYS. domy, 46, #106130 BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT I am looking for someone to share my activities and possibly travel. I would you like to get together for a cup or a walk along the river and talk. wesII, 70, g , #106126 34 y.o. former slacker trying to broaden social horizons and meet psychologically stable, optimistic women for coffee and shit. I am an astonishing speci- men of manly beauty. Nonsmokers, please. autodi- dactic, 34, g , #105838 Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30 to hang out with here in Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay males. Nice and laid-back? Drop me a line. Into old movies a plus. ragemanchoo, 29, ☎, g , #101557 I’m a confident person who loves to be with other people. I try to be nice to the people around me. I like to do random things, and find a d ve n t u re s. kelandry4157, 19, g , #105724 We’re a solid, fun-loving, healthy, fit, drama- and STD-free, poly couple, looking for a female friend with benefits. Emphasis on friend. She’s 20, he’s 26. 420 and nerd friendly! two_sexy, 20, g , #106083 justmoved here fromTN.im laid back.downtoearth lovemusic.art. goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to make new friends.meet new people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n shows.i am my own person.tat- toos.piercings.people whocan keep up with me.witty.outspo- ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan- naknow morejust lemmeknow. southern_charmer89, 22, g , #106033 INTELECTUAL KIND OF looking for a long term relation- ship with women of my same age 50+. felipe, 53, #106099 PERFECT GENTLEMAN loves to treat a lady like one. looking for friends the long time relationship maybe marriage . l ove n a t u re, b i ke rides,crafts,learning new t h i n g s , h e l p i n g people,movies,romantic times. funcorp, 50, g , #106136 SEEKING SOME FUN THINKER, LOVER, BELIEVER I am quite an honest genuine guy, looking for someone nice at heart,a great and thinking mind and also him being nice in bed would be just fine. AV, 34, g , #106152 THAT’S MY CUPCAKE! I love going to the movies, going out for dinner and drinks. Going to baseball games. I enjoy paint- ing, reading a good book or just listening to some good music. VintageLakeHouse, 26, g , #106088 NEED A FRIEND HUMBLE HIGH FIVE!! Fighting the mid-life crisis n los- ing the battle,don’t plan on going down easy or alone,need a part- ner in crime to get me into trou- ble or get me out of trouble. fishguy, 54, #105589 Nothing like the real thing is right!! You would make a better t shirt pinup girl any day. Thanx for your wonderful service:) When: Monday, April 4, 2011. Where: Humble bagel. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902042 CHILD-FREE ATHEIST 29, married, no kids. Would like to find some cool girls to go out with, without worrying about babysitters. I can hang with any- one, but not into sports or reli- gion. DrGirlfriend, 29, g , #106120 EASY GOING ATTITUDE. Looking for a friend to talk to, that’s really all. mcveigsh, 21, g , #106097 VANESSA FROM VIRGINA/ CRESWELL SMOKIN HOT BLOND i have seen you the past few weeks at the horse head and cowfish. your very sexy with those pig tails. look for me im the good looking brown man. When: Wednesday, March 30, 2011. Where: downtown. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902037 GORGEOUS TEACHER You are the most beautiful and caring woman I have ever met. You have my love and devotion towards making the best life for us. Miss and heart your face. When: Friday, April 1, 2011. Where: Adams Elementary. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902039 TRAILRUNNER Woman, dark hair wearing cap, exchanged brief smiles, drove off in silver Matrix on Martin St. Up for a run sometime? When: Thursday, March 31, 2011. Where: Trailhead Martin St.. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902038 BLOCK 15 GUYS Two guys talking intensely, one blonde and more obvious than the other. Both good looking. Me: Sitting at bar reading paper, gave my business cards, sad about city GLBT. Call? When: Monday, March 28, 2011. Where: Block 15 down- town Corvallis. You: Man. Me: Man. #902036 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): When he was three years old, actor Char- lie Sheen got a hernia from yelling too much and too loud. I defi nitely don’t encourage you to be like that. However, I do think it’s an excel- lent time to tune in to the extravagant emotions that fi rst made an appearance when you were very young and that have continued to be a source of light and heat for you ever since. Maybe righteous anger is one of those vitalizing emotions, but there must be others as well -- crazy longing, ferocious joy, insatiable curiosity, primal laughter. Get in touch with them; invite them to make an appearance and reveal the specifi c magic they have to give you right now. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The hydrochloric acid in our diges- tive system is so corrosive it can dissolve a nail. In other words, you contain within you the power to dematerialize solid metal. Why is it so hard, then, for you to conceive of the possibility that you can vaporize a painful memory or bad habit or fearful fantasy? I say you can do just that, Taurus -- especially at this moment, when your capacity for creative destruction is at a peak. Try this meditation: Imagine that the memory or habit or fantasy you want to kill off is a nail. Then picture yourself dropping the nail into a vat of hydrochloric acid. Come back every day and revisit this vision, watching the nail gradually dissolve. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Now and then I include comments in these horoscopes that might be construed as political in nature. For in- stance, I have always endorsed a particular candidate in the American presidential elections. Some people are outraged by this, saying, in ef- fect, “How dare you?! What do your political opinions have to do with my life?!” If you feel that way, you might want to stop reading now. It’s my sacred duty to tell you that the twists and turns of political and social issues will be making an increasingly strong impact on your personal destiny in the months ahead. To be of service to you, I will have to factor them into my meditations on your oracles. Now let me ask you: Is it possible that your compulsive discontent about certain political issues is inhibiting your capacity for personal happiness? CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you were a poker player, the odds would now be far better than usual that you’d be voted one of the “50 Sexiest Poker Players in the World.” If you were a physician volunteering your services in Haiti or Sudan, there’d be an unusually high likelihood that you’d soon be the focus of a feature story on a TV news show. And even if you were just a pet groomer or life coach or yoga teacher, I bet your cachet would be rising. Why? According to my reading of the omens, you Cancerians are about to be noticed, seen for who you are, or just plain appreciated a lot more than usual. (July 23-Aug. 22): No other country on the planet has a greater concentration of artistic masterpieces than Italy. As for the place that has the most natural wonders and inspiring scenery per square 34 APRIL 7, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY GIRL AND FRIENDS? I’m new in town and I’m looking to meet some interesting women. I enjoy talking about a wide variety of subjects, if you contact me I’ll send you my pic- ture! Armando1983, 28, #106078 Nice caring guy bored and lonely looking for some fun to keep mind off work. Wardogin, 29, g , #106135 Free Will Astrology LEO YEAR AGO ALREADY SUNSHINE DAYDREAMER You:6’2” blonde bombshell. Me:bought you an absolutandtonic.I wanted to apologize for what happened after burlesque night at johnhenry’s.when we meet again it will be under better circum- stances.Another drink another night perhaps? When: Sunday, April 3, 2011. Where: burlesque night. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902041 Vanessa, you and I, Matthew, sat together watching Michael Hurley at Sam Bonds Garage on Friday night, 3-11-11. I would really like to see you again. Please find me. -Matthew When: Friday, March 11, 2011. Where: Sam Bond’s Garage. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902040 Wanted to tell you then what I still feel today. You make my heart soar. Want to spend time with you. Want to be anywhere with you. I love you. When: Sunday, April 4, 2010. Where: was waiting for you. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902043 Mellow, kind, considerate young man, seeking honest, sincere, mellow woman. mel- lowdude83, 25, g , #106112 TRIPPY-CONVERSATIONS, THREESOMES SOUTHERNBELLE TREEHUG- GER HOPELESSROMANTIC ACTIVE, CARING, GENTLE- MAN MISSAMAZONIA (AKA MADISON) mile: That’s more subjective, but I’d say Hawaii. Judging from the astrological omens, Leo, I encourage you to visit one or both of those two hotspots -- or the closest equivalents you can manage. (If you already live in Italy or Hawaii, you won’t have far to go.) In my opinion, you need to be massively exposed to huge doses of staggering beauty. And I really do mean that you NEED this experience -- for your mental, physical, and spiritual well-being. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Healer Caroline Myss coined the term “woundology.” It refers to the practice of using our wounds to get power, sympathy, and attention. Why give up our pain when we can wield it to manipulate others emotionally? “I am suffering, so you should give me what I want.” When we’re in pain, we may feel we have the right to do things we wouldn’t otherwise allow ourselves to do, like go on shopping sprees, eat tasty junk food, or sleep with attractive people who are no good for us. In this scenario, pain serves us. It’s an ally. Your assignment, Virgo, is to get touch with your personal version of woundology. Now is a good time to divest yourself of the so-called “advantages” of holding on to your suffering. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): As an American who has lived most of my life in the U.S., I write these horoscopes in English. But for years they have also been translated into Italian for the zesty Italian magazine, Internazionale. Over the years, my readership there has grown so sizable that an Italian publisher approached me to create an astrology book for Italians. Late last year Robosocopo appeared in Italy but nowhere else. It was an odd feeling to have my fourth book rendered in the Italian language but not in my native tongue. I suspect you’ll be having a comparable experience soon, Libra. You will function just fi ne in a foreign sphere -- having meaningful experiences, and maybe even some success, “in translation.” SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can gain more power -- not to mention charisma, panache, and love -- by losing some of your cool. This is one time when too much self-control could actually undermine your authority. So please indulge in a bit of healthy self-undoing, Scorpio. Gently mock your self-importance and shake yourself free of self-images you’re pathologically attached to. Fool with your own hard and fast rules in ways that purge your excess dignity and restore at least some of your brilliant and beautiful innocence. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): This week will be a time when you might want to get a hold of a toy you loved when you were a kid, and actually play with it again; a time when you could speak so articu- lately about an idea you’re passionate about that you will change the mind of someone who has a different belief; a time when you may go off on an adventure you feared you would regret but then it turns out later that you don’t regret it; a time when you might pick out a group of stars in the sky that form the shape of a symbol that’s important to you, and give this new constellation a name; and a time when you could make love with such utter abandon that your mutual pleasure will stay with you both for several days. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The Norwegian fi lm Twigson is about a boy who feels so friendless and isolated that he seeks companionship with a talking twig. In the coming weeks, I encourage you to be equally as proactive in addressing the strains of your own loneliness. I’m not implying that you are lonelier or will be lonelier than the rest of us; I’m just saying that it’s an excellent time for taking aggressive action to soothe the ache. So reach out, Capricorn. Be humbly confi dent as you try to make deeper contact. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): During one of 2010’s Mercury retro- grade phases, astrologer Evelyn Roberts wrote on her Facebook page that she was doing lots of things you’re “not supposed to do” during a Mercury retrograde: buying a new computer, planning trips, making contracts, signing documents. Why? She said she always rebels like that, maybe because of her quirky Aquarian nature. More importantly, she does it because what usually works best for her is to pay close attention to what’s actually going on rather than getting lost in fearful fantasies about what infl uence a planet may or may not have. During the current Mercury retrograde, Aquarius, I recommend her approach to you. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Damon Bruce is a San Francisco sports talk show host I listen to now and then. He told a story about being at a bar and seeing a guy with a tattoo of a life-sized dollar bill on the back of his shaved head. Bruce was incredulous. Why burn an image of the lowest-denomination bill into your fl esh? If you’re going to all that trouble, shouldn’t you inscribe a more ambitious icon, like a $100 bill? My sentiments exactly, Pisces. Now apply this lesson to your own life. HOMEWORK: Compose a sincere prayer in which you ask for something you think you’re not supposed to. Testify at Freewillastrol- ogy.com. Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny's EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700. WWW.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM • BLOGS.EUGENEWEEKLY.COM
