WINK
METAL MUSE
I need a metal man who is hope-
fully a musician that could take
my heart and party with me at
the same time. Dru_616, 19,
g , #105625
HORSES, GARDENS,
SUNRISES
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24, 5’9, h/w prop. I enjoy movies/
books, coffee/tea/my dog/
music/cocktails/camping/raft-
ing/gardening/hiking/coast/
photography. I’m looking for a
guy taller than me, tattoos?,
musician?, don’t shower every
day. alternativevegetari-
an, 24, g , #106077
~WARPED WOLFRIDER
CHIEFTESS~
Hoping to be inspired, chal-
lenged, educated, explored! Cave
Diving? Rock hunting? Comic-
con’s? Paintball? Poi-Staff?
Snowboarding? ect.!? Peace,
Love, Rock ‘n Roll! (Not quite
enough to sooth my soul!) ~Ani_
Oakley~ }=)~. Ani_Oakley, 30,
g , #106054
ANY GTFS READING?
I’m sick of being “The Smart
One.” Let’s have some fun and
pepper it with intelligent conver-
sation. Nothing too serious;
we’re all busy people and life’s
too short! dorkylitchick, 25,
#106046
(Charges may apply)
GIRLY GIRL, ADVENTUROUS
LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
get dressed up to go dancing,
boots to hike.the coast.
Confidence not cocky.After all
life is what YOU MAKE YOURSELF
not what you think you can make
someone else to be. njgail, 48,
g , #102173
SWM, 47 years of age, 5’7”, 220
pounds, brown hair and green
eyes. never married, no children.
Am looking for SWF’s between 21
and 40 for friendship and possi-
ble dating. tallenlark63, 48,
g , #105513
NATURE, TRUTH,
CONNECTION
LOVE EXISTS
Looking for friends on a love
vibration. Not monogamous love,
nor nsa sex. I’m describing evolv-
ing unconditional love energy.
We are shining lights in physical
shells, all worthy of love.
LadyofLight, 28, g ,
#105436
I take good care of myself and I
appreciate others that do. I love
nature, walking, water, dancing. I
also enjoy traveling. Men gener-
ally like me and find me attrac-
tive. sunlight, 63, ☎,
#105954
Country lady looking for her
male counterpart- I have 2 hors-
es and love to ride, need a part-
ner! Would prefer someone with
his own horse, please be single!
g ,
goddess2,
60,
#106091
ALTERNATIVE, VEGETARIAN,
MUSICIANLOVER
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MUSICFINATIC
Moved here 4rm da east coast. I
LOVE GURLS. Basically I do wat I
want wateva dat is lol. Im new 2
da area & ready have fun!!
magic2701, 19, g ,
#106093
A CHARMING POLYGON
STDFREE
UNASSUMINGLY AWESOME
O.O 0.0 ^_^
I love Bob Dylan and Nicki Minaj.
I like to cook, dance and bike to
Trader Joe’s. My dream is to live
in a house with tons of flowers.
patty, 20, ☎, g , #105932
HARD NPF LOVES SEX AND JUST
TALKING TOLADYS. domy, 46,
#106130
BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT
I am looking for someone to
share my activities and possibly
travel. I would you like to get
together for a cup or a walk
along the river and talk. wesII,
70, g , #106126
34 y.o. former slacker trying to
broaden social horizons and
meet psychologically stable,
optimistic women for coffee and
shit. I am an astonishing speci-
men of manly beauty.
Nonsmokers, please. autodi-
dactic, 34, g , #105838
Mainly looking for guys 21 to 30
to hang out with here in
Corvallis/nearby, specifically gay
males. Nice and laid-back? Drop
me a line. Into old movies a plus.
ragemanchoo, 29, ☎, g ,
#101557
I’m a confident person who loves
to be with other people. I try to
be nice to the people around me.
I like to do random things, and
find
a d ve n t u re s.
kelandry4157, 19, g ,
#105724
We’re a solid, fun-loving, healthy,
fit, drama- and STD-free, poly
couple, looking for a female
friend with benefits. Emphasis
on friend. She’s 20, he’s 26. 420
and nerd friendly! two_sexy,
20, g , #106083
justmoved here fromTN.im laid
back.downtoearth lovemusic.art.
goodbeer.goodbud.lookin to
make new friends.meet new
people.lovemusic!lovefestivals n
shows.i am my own person.tat-
toos.piercings.people whocan
keep up with me.witty.outspo-
ken.lil wild.like to party.if u wan-
naknow morejust lemmeknow.
southern_charmer89, 22,
g , #106033
INTELECTUAL KIND OF
looking for a long term relation-
ship with women of my same age
50+. felipe, 53, #106099
PERFECT GENTLEMAN
loves to treat a lady like one.
looking for friends the long time
relationship maybe marriage .
l ove
n a t u re, b i ke
rides,crafts,learning
new
t h i n g s , h e l p i n g
people,movies,romantic times.
funcorp, 50, g , #106136
SEEKING SOME FUN
THINKER, LOVER, BELIEVER
I am quite an honest genuine
guy, looking for someone nice at
heart,a great and thinking mind
and also him being nice in bed
would be just fine. AV, 34, g ,
#106152
THAT’S MY CUPCAKE!
I love going to the movies, going
out for dinner and drinks. Going
to baseball games. I enjoy paint-
ing, reading a good book or just
listening to some good music.
VintageLakeHouse, 26,
g , #106088
NEED A FRIEND
HUMBLE HIGH FIVE!!
Fighting the mid-life crisis n los-
ing the battle,don’t plan on going
down easy or alone,need a part-
ner in crime to get me into trou-
ble or get me out of trouble.
fishguy, 54, #105589
Nothing like the real thing is
right!! You would make a better t
shirt pinup girl any day. Thanx
for your wonderful service:)
When: Monday, April 4,
2011. Where: Humble
bagel. You: Woman. Me:
Man. #902042
CHILD-FREE ATHEIST
29, married, no kids. Would like to
find some cool girls to go out
with, without worrying about
babysitters. I can hang with any-
one, but not into sports or reli-
gion. DrGirlfriend, 29, g ,
#106120
EASY GOING ATTITUDE.
Looking for a friend to talk to,
that’s really all. mcveigsh, 21,
g , #106097
VANESSA FROM VIRGINA/
CRESWELL
SMOKIN HOT BLOND
i have seen you the past few
weeks at the horse head and
cowfish. your very sexy with
those pig tails. look for me im
the good looking brown man.
When:
Wednesday,
March 30, 2011. Where:
downtown. You: Woman.
Me: Man. #902037
GORGEOUS TEACHER
You are the most beautiful and
caring woman I have ever met.
You have my love and devotion
towards making the best life for
us. Miss and heart your face.
When: Friday, April 1,
2011. Where: Adams
Elementary.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#902039
TRAILRUNNER
Woman, dark hair wearing cap,
exchanged brief smiles, drove
off in silver Matrix on Martin St.
Up for a run sometime? When:
Thursday, March 31,
2011. Where: Trailhead
Martin St.. You: Woman.
Me: Woman. #902038
BLOCK 15 GUYS
Two guys talking intensely, one
blonde and more obvious than
the other. Both good looking. Me:
Sitting at bar reading paper,
gave my business cards, sad
about city GLBT. Call? When:
Monday, March 28, 2011.
Where: Block 15 down-
town Corvallis. You:
Man. Me: Man. #902036
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): When he was three years old, actor Char-
lie Sheen got a hernia from yelling too much and too loud. I defi nitely
don’t encourage you to be like that. However, I do think it’s an excel-
lent time to tune in to the extravagant emotions that fi rst made an
appearance when you were very young and that have continued to be
a source of light and heat for you ever since. Maybe righteous anger
is one of those vitalizing emotions, but there must be others as well
-- crazy longing, ferocious joy, insatiable curiosity, primal laughter. Get
in touch with them; invite them to make an appearance and reveal the
specifi c magic they have to give you right now.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The hydrochloric acid in our diges-
tive system is so corrosive it can dissolve a nail. In other words, you
contain within you the power to dematerialize solid metal. Why is it so
hard, then, for you to conceive of the possibility that you can vaporize
a painful memory or bad habit or fearful fantasy? I say you can do
just that, Taurus -- especially at this moment, when your capacity for
creative destruction is at a peak. Try this meditation: Imagine that the
memory or habit or fantasy you want to kill off is a nail. Then picture
yourself dropping the nail into a vat of hydrochloric acid. Come back
every day and revisit this vision, watching the nail gradually dissolve.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Now and then I include comments in
these horoscopes that might be construed as political in nature. For in-
stance, I have always endorsed a particular candidate in the American
presidential elections. Some people are outraged by this, saying, in ef-
fect, “How dare you?! What do your political opinions have to do with
my life?!” If you feel that way, you might want to stop reading now. It’s
my sacred duty to tell you that the twists and turns of political and
social issues will be making an increasingly strong impact on your
personal destiny in the months ahead. To be of service to you, I will
have to factor them into my meditations on your oracles. Now let me
ask you: Is it possible that your compulsive discontent about certain
political issues is inhibiting your capacity for personal happiness?
CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you were a poker player, the odds
would now be far better than usual that you’d be voted one of the
“50 Sexiest Poker Players in the World.” If you were a physician
volunteering your services in Haiti or Sudan, there’d be an unusually
high likelihood that you’d soon be the focus of a feature story on a TV
news show. And even if you were just a pet groomer or life coach or
yoga teacher, I bet your cachet would be rising. Why? According to my
reading of the omens, you Cancerians are about to be noticed, seen
for who you are, or just plain appreciated a lot more than usual.
(July 23-Aug. 22): No other country on the planet has a greater
concentration of artistic masterpieces than Italy. As for the place
that has the most natural wonders and inspiring scenery per square
34 APRIL 7, 2011 EUGENE WEEKLY
GIRL AND FRIENDS?
I’m new in town and I’m looking
to meet some interesting
women. I enjoy talking about a
wide variety of subjects, if you
contact me I’ll send you my pic-
ture! Armando1983, 28,
#106078
Nice caring guy bored and lonely
looking for some fun to keep
mind off work. Wardogin, 29,
g , #106135
Free Will Astrology
LEO
YEAR AGO ALREADY
SUNSHINE DAYDREAMER
You:6’2” blonde bombshell.
Me:bought
you
an
absolutandtonic.I wanted to
apologize for what happened
after burlesque night at
johnhenry’s.when we meet again
it will be under better circum-
stances.Another drink another
night perhaps? When:
Sunday, April 3, 2011.
Where: burlesque night.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902041
Vanessa, you and I, Matthew, sat
together watching Michael
Hurley at Sam Bonds Garage on
Friday night, 3-11-11. I would really
like to see you again. Please find
me. -Matthew When: Friday,
March 11, 2011. Where:
Sam Bond’s Garage.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#902040
Wanted to tell you then what I
still feel today. You make my
heart soar. Want to spend time
with you. Want to be anywhere
with you. I love you. When:
Sunday, April 4, 2010.
Where: was waiting for
you. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #902043
Mellow, kind, considerate young
man, seeking honest, sincere,
mellow
woman.
mel-
lowdude83, 25, g ,
#106112
TRIPPY-CONVERSATIONS,
THREESOMES
SOUTHERNBELLE TREEHUG-
GER HOPELESSROMANTIC
ACTIVE, CARING, GENTLE-
MAN
MISSAMAZONIA (AKA
MADISON)
mile: That’s more subjective, but I’d say Hawaii. Judging from the
astrological omens, Leo, I encourage you to visit one or both of those
two hotspots -- or the closest equivalents you can manage. (If you
already live in Italy or Hawaii, you won’t have far to go.) In my opinion,
you need to be massively exposed to huge doses of staggering beauty.
And I really do mean that you NEED this experience -- for your mental,
physical, and spiritual well-being.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Healer Caroline Myss coined the term
“woundology.” It refers to the practice of using our wounds to get
power, sympathy, and attention. Why give up our pain when we can
wield it to manipulate others emotionally? “I am suffering, so you
should give me what I want.” When we’re in pain, we may feel we have
the right to do things we wouldn’t otherwise allow ourselves to do, like
go on shopping sprees, eat tasty junk food, or sleep with attractive
people who are no good for us. In this scenario, pain serves us. It’s an
ally. Your assignment, Virgo, is to get touch with your personal version
of woundology. Now is a good time to divest yourself of the so-called
“advantages” of holding on to your suffering.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): As an American who has lived most of my
life in the U.S., I write these horoscopes in English. But for years they
have also been translated into Italian for the zesty Italian magazine,
Internazionale. Over the years, my readership there has grown so
sizable that an Italian publisher approached me to create an astrology
book for Italians. Late last year Robosocopo appeared in Italy but
nowhere else. It was an odd feeling to have my fourth book rendered
in the Italian language but not in my native tongue. I suspect you’ll be
having a comparable experience soon, Libra. You will function just fi ne
in a foreign sphere -- having meaningful experiences, and maybe even
some success, “in translation.”
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can gain more power -- not to
mention charisma, panache, and love -- by losing some of your cool.
This is one time when too much self-control could actually undermine
your authority. So please indulge in a bit of healthy self-undoing,
Scorpio. Gently mock your self-importance and shake yourself free of
self-images you’re pathologically attached to. Fool with your own hard
and fast rules in ways that purge your excess dignity and restore at
least some of your brilliant and beautiful innocence.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): This week will be a time when
you might want to get a hold of a toy you loved when you were a kid,
and actually play with it again; a time when you could speak so articu-
lately about an idea you’re passionate about that you will change the
mind of someone who has a different belief; a time when you may go
off on an adventure you feared you would regret but then it turns out
later that you don’t regret it; a time when you might pick out a group
of stars in the sky that form the shape of a symbol that’s important
to you, and give this new constellation a name; and a time when you
could make love with such utter abandon that your mutual pleasure
will stay with you both for several days.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The Norwegian fi lm Twigson
is about a boy who feels so friendless and isolated that he seeks
companionship with a talking twig. In the coming weeks, I encourage
you to be equally as proactive in addressing the strains of your own
loneliness. I’m not implying that you are lonelier or will be lonelier
than the rest of us; I’m just saying that it’s an excellent time for taking
aggressive action to soothe the ache. So reach out, Capricorn. Be
humbly confi dent as you try to make deeper contact.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): During one of 2010’s Mercury retro-
grade phases, astrologer Evelyn Roberts wrote on her Facebook page
that she was doing lots of things you’re “not supposed to do” during
a Mercury retrograde: buying a new computer, planning trips, making
contracts, signing documents. Why? She said she always rebels like
that, maybe because of her quirky Aquarian nature. More importantly,
she does it because what usually works best for her is to pay close
attention to what’s actually going on rather than getting lost in fearful
fantasies about what infl uence a planet may or may not have. During
the current Mercury retrograde, Aquarius, I recommend her approach
to you.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Damon Bruce is a San Francisco sports
talk show host I listen to now and then. He told a story about being
at a bar and seeing a guy with a tattoo of a life-sized dollar bill on the
back of his shaved head. Bruce was incredulous. Why burn an image of
the lowest-denomination bill into your fl esh? If you’re going to all that
trouble, shouldn’t you inscribe a more ambitious icon, like a $100 bill?
My sentiments exactly, Pisces. Now apply this lesson to your own life.
HOMEWORK:
Compose a sincere prayer in which you ask for
something you think you’re not supposed to. Testify at Freewillastrol-
ogy.com.
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