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Addicted to drug dealers. Make them question their morals and when they go back to school, you leave them cause they’re broke alcoholics. E. ☎ 5588 MELINDA MELINDA Seconds after the movie we had a fun night. Many seconds later I would love to share more seconds with you. We came together so freaking good. Beautiful Massachusetts’s woman. ☎ 5585 13TH/WASHINGTON Dino-diggin’ kung fu dude. Merry 26ness and a happy Stew year. ☎ 5582 URGENT CARE 4/13 Thank you to the man and woman for offering to let me go ahead after three hour wait. I didn’t accept, but hope karma comes back to you. ☎ 5577 PEPPERTREE THIEF You stole the coat my dead grandfather bought me out of my car. A neighbor saw you, we know where you live. Return my property or you’ll be sorry. ☎ 5573 ALL BROKEN UP BI-CURIOUS MALE I remember you once intoxicat- ed with life, now you’re empty inside. I long for you, my pale Indian beauty. Let me savor your presence on my lips. ☎ 5508 Attractive bi-curious male, 5’6” HWP, funny, bright, seeking attractive HWP couple for first time threesome, desire more than one night. Herb friendly, STD free, your place. ☎ 5484 RED HOT MAN Red haired man returning from interview in Phoenix wearing fire training shirt 4/3. I asked about the shirt. Please put out my burning fire with your hose. You smoke. ☎ 5507 NINJA ATTACK! You are so frickin’ awesome! Woot! ☎ 5506 STEALING THE SHOW Dark skinned freckle face beau- ty wearing all white. 18th and Chambers Albertson’s. You left me in the parking lot drooling. Please meet: Monroe Park any Tuesday or Thursday 1-2 pm. ☎ 5505 HIT ME AT D.Q. Next time you hit someone with your car, stop and ask if they’re okay. I was more shocked by your heartlessness than the incident itself. I hope you never procreate. ☎ 5500 LAUGHING PLANET 04/04, 2 pm: You, red-headed goddess. Me, some guy walking in moments before you walked out. Am I delusional, or were you interested? Might you take my word for it? ☎ 5499 JARED AT COST PLUS RIOT GIRL The more I know, the deeper I go. You brought back the light in my eyes. And your kiss ... then there’s that. I love your everything. Your Boy. ☎ 5576 AT SAVOURE DARLA MERLOT VOLVO You: running out of 18th Street Safeway and slid across hood like Bo Duke. Me: instantly hot. Will wear short short. ☎ 5566 VAMP SLAYER Me: Unicorn Trainer looking for a Breeder to help me slay some vamps. ☎ 5564 I love you so very much! I want to spend the rest of my life with you, and hold you in my arms every night. Will you marry me? Love, Roc. WRAP MAN Yes. Wrap me up baby. FINALLY The luck of the Irish struck the night we met. This amazing journey has only begun and I can’t wait to see where it takes us. ☎ 5511 CROSSWORDS AT ROMA Curly haired nerd princess: Helped you with the crossword at Roma and you melted my heart. Coffee? Tetris? ☎ 5562 NO MORE TOOTHACHE You were at Peace Health E.R. on 3/22 with a toothache. I wore a red sweatshirt and we talked. I keep thinking about you. Are you single? ☎ 5558 EUGENE BOY Dark skin gay boy. Rumors here in Portland are you’re keeping a very dirty secret. Do not let me see you in my town again!☎ 5526 THIEF I didn’t, but my dog did! Too bad he was inside and didn’t bite you! You took our bike trailer from inside our yard. Now we can’t go see grandma! ☎ 5525 TIFFANY BUILDING Tall girl, brown hair and pink scarf, ran out of the building laughing, picked up a fast food bag from a hand in a car and ran back inside. Intrigued. ☎ 5522 SWM seeking SWF, curvy in all the right places for sensual bliss and casual pleasure seek- ing. Arr! Shiver me timber or prepare to be spanked on the plank. Landlubbers welcome. ☎ 5575 CONTINUING SEARCH Submissive males needed. Please understand at least to some extent what that means. Contact for more information. ☎ 5574 FREAKY DEAKY! Calling all the freaks! Want to show the world how freaky deaky you can be? Help us pre- pare our “Freak of the Day” cal- endar. Send pictures of you in all your freaky splendor. Write Blind Box: “Freaky.” ✍ WANT A TUBE STEAK? Kinky couple, 35 and 50, ISO BiM, 30+, into cross dressing. We’re not Ken and Barbie, just more fun! Let’s “meat” for tube steak dinner or hot box lunch. ☎ 5568 SICK OF SKELETONS 22, 5’10” fit SWM searching for a big beautiful goddess to have intimate fun. Discreet, tons of fun. ☎ 5565 Sensual and sexual body mas- sages, ones you dream about. You: MF, fit, STD free. Me: 6’, ath- letic, 40, Ben Diesel look, attrac- tive, attached, no strings, dis- creet, long term fun. ☎ 5560 You: beautiful blonde in bar at Bob Schneider show on 4/11. Me: long sleeve, blue camo pants. You completely floored me ... then left. How can I see you again? ☎ 5570 12/4/04 at Savoure. You: teal and white striped sweater, black pants. Me: couldn’t take my eyes off you. You’re the best! Same time this year? ☎ 5569 HUNG CPT. HOOK STRESSED AND TIRED I would love to know you. I’m the tall, nearly speechless brunette who bought curtains Monday afternoon, 4/11, and had to scan my card twice. ☎ 5571 WOW HALL WOW! LOCAL GUY IN NEED SWF seeks weekly plan with a tall, open minded sensual 20 something. I have a womanly figure, dark eyes, hair, honest. Friend with fun benefits. ☎ 5581 YOU NEED TO KNOW Older male looking for shy girl to train. I’m very gentle and understanding. Will teach you the arts of pleasuring a man while discovering the intense sensations of being female. ☎ 5557 LONELY? No boyfriend? Few friends? Want some attention but hate the bars? Give me a call. Patient, intuitive, discreet, friendly ... non judgmental. Size and looks do not matter. You’ll enjoy this. ☎ 5509 Female, 33. Recently returned to area. Seeking new connec- tions with honest folks. Strolling, hiking, bicycling, potlucks, films, books, thought- ful, earnest conversation. Age, race unimportant. Got room for one more friend? ☎ 5580 I N CA L L /O U TCA L L 5 41 -20 6 - 4258 www.eugeneweekly.com AT YOUR PACE ... SEEKING BI-FEMALE yourself in Indulge a spa experience MWC mid 30s, seeking a bi- female with a good sense of humor for fun, friendship, pos- sible long term with the right woman. We are seriously seek- ing only serious responses please. ☎ 5456 accompanied by our sexiest lady ever I’M AN ... artistic, fit, geeky and social- ly gifted “yes” boy into good eating and good clean fun. Seeking affectionate, intimate and respectful relationship with two women. ☎ 5450 LIVE THE DREAM Double you pleasure, double your fun. Be loved by two, not just one! Loving, attractive, mature, married couple seek- ing BiF for meaningful relation- ship. ND, NS. ☎ 5444 LADIES ONLY Want deep tingling excite- ment? Need to feel fulfilled? Have a personal fantasy you want satisfied? Craving sensu- al pleasure? You deserve to be pleased by an experienced man. Let’s connect. ☎ 5443 SEEKING KINKY SUBMISSIVE WOMAN Are you a childless SWF interested in learning about leather restraints, pain/pleasure (mostly pleasure), spanking, & related kinks? I’m an attractive, nicely-built, 6’ SWM. I’m into intense intimacy, steamy suspense, tantalizing titillation, and psychological exploration. I’m experienced, safe and gentle. I also like cars, cats, movies, music and gardening. Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298, and include phone number; no email addresses please. Simple yet complex. Intuitive. You set the limits, your desires are exceeded. Ever landed on the floor gasping? No strings, no worries. Simple yet complex ... at your pace. ☎ 5458 Danielle’s Sweet Flirtation Where fantasies become reality 24/7 • Incall/Outcall for your convenience Bella Her blonde hair & blue eyes complement her long legs, milky skin and well-endowed bust line. Call her tonight & discover ecstasy of unheard levels! 541-736-8284 731-9635 Independent Cont. G.F.E. Escort TAKING THE PLUNGE Cute, dorky, plump, bi hippie girl with long dark hair and a pretty smile. ISO girl to be my first female lover. Age, size unimportant. No strings, please. Herb friendly. ☎ 5441 FREE TRIAL WHERE ARE YOU? 541-683-2999 Looking for a hot young girl to hang out with an attractive 20s couple, drinks and pool etc ... our house after where we con- tinue the fun ... ☎ 5429 MOST ★ LOCAL ★ WOMEN Eugene Find Your Local Number 1-800-2 10-10 10 FREE Trial ✆ Code 3220 Curious about spanking? Get a traditional over the knee bare bottom spanking by a mature disciplinarian. Instant relief from anxiety, guilt and depres- sion. Discreet. Limits respected. ☎ 5496 A loving, affectionate, respect- ful, sexual relationship with two good hearted men. I am: Latin, curvy, NS, 30s, UO student. Likes: organic food, laughing, movies, nature, foreplay, being pampered and spoiled. ☎ 5493 Mature, Classy Entertainer INDEPENDENT, OPEN-MINDED, DISCREET SWM ISO female who would like to explore possible DS relation- ship. Age race, size not impor- tant, but your honest interest is. ☎ 5462 WOMEN ONLY I WANT ONE MORE NEWBIE WANTED Misty ESCORTS BROKE ALCOHOLICS USE ME! Weak useless man, only desire is to serve a woman and will do anything she wishes. Please take me home with you ... ☎ 5488 SUNFLOWERS You calmed me like the ocean after a storm. Then you left. I am a pirate, I smoke TNT and drink dynamite, glad you left. I am me again. ☎ 5589 DRUNK PUPPET NIGHT April Fool’s Evening at Sam Bonds. We smiled at each other near the door. You handed me some fliers for the Queen’s Ball. I was shy. ☎ 5521 START DATING tonight! Have fun playing the Oregon dating game. Call 1- 800-ROMANCE ext. 2276. TM 1-900-289-4444 $1.99/min 18+ www.LIVELINKS.com TEAMWORK AND SMILES Educated, fit, tall and financial- ly secure SWPM, 40s, South Eugene seeks mature female interested in sharing time in home work projects. Work is more fun when shared. ☎ 5515 LOCAL FLY-TYERS Traveling fisher wishing to spend a night a week tying flies with local fishers. Puget Sound fisherman seeking local insights as well as shared ideas. ☎ 5457 Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meet- ings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. APRIL 21, 2005 43
