Addicted to drug dealers. Make
them question their morals
and when they go back to
school, you leave them cause
they’re broke alcoholics. E. ☎
5588
MELINDA MELINDA
Seconds after the movie we
had a fun night. Many seconds
later I would love to share
more seconds with you. We
came together so freaking
good.
Beautiful
Massachusetts’s woman. ☎
5585
13TH/WASHINGTON
Dino-diggin’ kung fu dude.
Merry 26ness and a happy Stew
year. ☎ 5582
URGENT CARE 4/13
Thank you to the man and
woman for offering to let me
go ahead after three hour wait.
I didn’t accept, but hope karma
comes back to you. ☎ 5577
PEPPERTREE THIEF
You stole the coat my dead
grandfather bought me out of
my car. A neighbor saw you, we
know where you live. Return
my property or you’ll be sorry.
☎ 5573
ALL BROKEN UP
BI-CURIOUS MALE
I remember you once intoxicat-
ed with life, now you’re empty
inside. I long for you, my pale
Indian beauty. Let me savor
your presence on my lips. ☎
5508
Attractive bi-curious male, 5’6”
HWP, funny, bright, seeking
attractive HWP couple for first
time threesome, desire more
than one night. Herb friendly,
STD free, your place. ☎ 5484
RED HOT MAN
Red haired man returning from
interview in Phoenix wearing
fire training shirt 4/3. I asked
about the shirt. Please put out
my burning fire with your hose.
You smoke. ☎ 5507
NINJA ATTACK!
You are so frickin’ awesome!
Woot! ☎ 5506
STEALING THE SHOW
Dark skinned freckle face beau-
ty wearing all white. 18th and
Chambers Albertson’s. You left
me in the parking lot drooling.
Please meet: Monroe Park any
Tuesday or Thursday 1-2 pm. ☎
5505
HIT ME AT D.Q.
Next time you hit someone
with your car, stop and ask if
they’re okay. I was more
shocked by your heartlessness
than the incident itself. I hope
you never procreate. ☎ 5500
LAUGHING PLANET
04/04, 2 pm: You, red-headed
goddess. Me, some guy walking
in moments before you walked
out. Am I delusional, or were
you interested? Might you take
my word for it? ☎ 5499
JARED AT COST PLUS
RIOT GIRL
The more I know, the deeper I
go. You brought back the light
in my eyes. And your kiss ...
then there’s that. I love your
everything. Your Boy. ☎ 5576
AT SAVOURE
DARLA
MERLOT VOLVO
You: running out of 18th Street
Safeway and slid across hood
like Bo Duke. Me: instantly hot.
Will wear short short. ☎ 5566
VAMP SLAYER
Me: Unicorn Trainer looking for
a Breeder to help me slay some
vamps. ☎ 5564
I love you so very much! I want
to spend the rest of my life
with you, and hold you in my
arms every night. Will you
marry me? Love, Roc.
WRAP MAN
Yes. Wrap me up baby.
FINALLY
The luck of the Irish struck the
night we met. This amazing
journey has only begun and I
can’t wait to see where it takes
us. ☎ 5511
CROSSWORDS AT ROMA
Curly haired nerd princess:
Helped you with the crossword
at Roma and you melted my
heart. Coffee? Tetris? ☎ 5562
NO MORE TOOTHACHE
You were at Peace Health E.R.
on 3/22 with a toothache. I
wore a red sweatshirt and we
talked. I keep thinking about
you. Are you single? ☎ 5558
EUGENE BOY
Dark skin gay boy. Rumors here
in Portland are you’re keeping
a very dirty secret. Do not let
me see you in my town again!☎
5526
THIEF
I didn’t, but my dog did! Too
bad he was inside and didn’t
bite you! You took our bike
trailer from inside our yard.
Now we can’t go see grandma!
☎ 5525
TIFFANY BUILDING
Tall girl, brown hair and pink
scarf, ran out of the building
laughing, picked up a fast food
bag from a hand in a car and
ran back inside. Intrigued. ☎
5522
SWM seeking SWF, curvy in all
the right places for sensual
bliss and casual pleasure seek-
ing. Arr! Shiver me timber or
prepare to be spanked on the
plank. Landlubbers welcome. ☎
5575
CONTINUING SEARCH
Submissive males needed.
Please understand at least to
some extent what that means.
Contact for more information.
☎ 5574
FREAKY DEAKY!
Calling all the freaks! Want to
show the world how freaky
deaky you can be? Help us pre-
pare our “Freak of the Day” cal-
endar. Send pictures of you in
all your freaky splendor. Write
Blind Box: “Freaky.” ✍
WANT A TUBE STEAK?
Kinky couple, 35 and 50, ISO BiM,
30+, into cross dressing. We’re
not Ken and Barbie, just more
fun! Let’s “meat” for tube steak
dinner or hot box lunch. ☎ 5568
SICK OF SKELETONS
22, 5’10” fit SWM searching for a
big beautiful goddess to have
intimate fun. Discreet, tons of
fun. ☎ 5565
Sensual and sexual body mas-
sages, ones you dream about.
You: MF, fit, STD free. Me: 6’, ath-
letic, 40, Ben Diesel look, attrac-
tive, attached, no strings, dis-
creet, long term fun. ☎ 5560
You: beautiful blonde in bar at
Bob Schneider show on 4/11.
Me: long sleeve, blue camo
pants. You completely floored
me ... then left. How can I see
you again? ☎ 5570
12/4/04 at Savoure. You: teal
and white striped sweater,
black pants. Me: couldn’t take
my eyes off you. You’re the
best! Same time this year? ☎
5569
HUNG CPT. HOOK
STRESSED AND TIRED
I would love to know you. I’m
the tall, nearly speechless
brunette who bought curtains
Monday afternoon, 4/11, and
had to scan my card twice. ☎
5571
WOW HALL WOW!
LOCAL GUY IN NEED
SWF seeks weekly plan with a
tall, open minded sensual 20
something. I have a womanly
figure, dark eyes, hair, honest.
Friend with fun benefits. ☎ 5581
YOU NEED TO KNOW
Older male looking for shy girl
to train. I’m very gentle and
understanding. Will teach you
the arts of pleasuring a man
while discovering the intense
sensations of being female. ☎
5557
LONELY?
No boyfriend? Few friends?
Want some attention but hate
the bars? Give me a call. Patient,
intuitive, discreet, friendly ...
non judgmental. Size and looks
do not matter. You’ll enjoy this.
☎ 5509
Female, 33. Recently returned
to area. Seeking new connec-
tions with honest folks.
Strolling, hiking, bicycling,
potlucks, films, books, thought-
ful, earnest conversation. Age,
race unimportant. Got room for
one more friend? ☎ 5580
I N CA L L /O U TCA L L 5 41 -20 6 - 4258
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AT YOUR PACE ...
SEEKING BI-FEMALE
yourself
in Indulge
a spa experience
MWC mid 30s, seeking a bi-
female with a good sense of
humor for fun, friendship, pos-
sible long term with the right
woman. We are seriously seek-
ing only serious responses
please. ☎ 5456
accompanied by our sexiest lady ever
I’M AN
... artistic, fit, geeky and social-
ly gifted “yes” boy into good
eating and good clean fun.
Seeking affectionate, intimate
and respectful relationship
with two women. ☎ 5450
LIVE THE DREAM
Double you pleasure, double
your fun. Be loved by two, not
just one! Loving, attractive,
mature, married couple seek-
ing BiF for meaningful relation-
ship. ND, NS. ☎ 5444
LADIES ONLY
Want deep tingling excite-
ment? Need to feel fulfilled?
Have a personal fantasy you
want satisfied? Craving sensu-
al pleasure? You deserve to be
pleased by an experienced
man. Let’s connect. ☎ 5443
SEEKING KINKY
SUBMISSIVE WOMAN
Are you a childless SWF interested in learning about leather
restraints, pain/pleasure (mostly pleasure), spanking, &
related kinks? I’m an attractive, nicely-built, 6’ SWM. I’m
into intense intimacy, steamy suspense, tantalizing titillation,
and psychological exploration. I’m experienced, safe and
gentle. I also like cars, cats, movies, music and gardening.
Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298, and
include phone number; no email addresses please.
Simple yet complex. Intuitive.
You set the limits, your desires
are exceeded. Ever landed on
the floor gasping? No strings,
no worries. Simple yet complex
... at your pace. ☎ 5458
Danielle’s
Sweet Flirtation
Where fantasies become reality
24/7 • Incall/Outcall
for your convenience
Bella
Her blonde hair & blue eyes
complement her long legs, milky skin
and well-endowed bust line.
Call her tonight & discover
ecstasy of unheard levels!
541-736-8284
731-9635
Independent Cont. G.F.E.
Escort
TAKING THE PLUNGE
Cute, dorky, plump, bi hippie
girl with long dark hair and a
pretty smile. ISO girl to be my
first female lover. Age, size
unimportant. No strings,
please. Herb friendly. ☎ 5441
FREE TRIAL
WHERE ARE YOU?
541-683-2999
Looking for a hot young girl to
hang out with an attractive 20s
couple, drinks and pool etc ...
our house after where we con-
tinue the fun ... ☎ 5429
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Curious about spanking? Get a
traditional over the knee bare
bottom spanking by a mature
disciplinarian. Instant relief
from anxiety, guilt and depres-
sion. Discreet. Limits respected.
☎ 5496
A loving, affectionate, respect-
ful, sexual relationship with two
good hearted men. I am: Latin,
curvy, NS, 30s, UO student.
Likes: organic food, laughing,
movies, nature, foreplay, being
pampered and spoiled. ☎ 5493
Mature, Classy Entertainer
INDEPENDENT, OPEN-MINDED, DISCREET
SWM ISO female who would like
to explore possible DS relation-
ship. Age race, size not impor-
tant, but your honest interest
is. ☎ 5462
WOMEN ONLY
I WANT
ONE MORE
NEWBIE WANTED
Misty
ESCORTS
BROKE ALCOHOLICS
USE ME!
Weak useless man, only desire
is to serve a woman and will do
anything she wishes. Please
take me home with you ... ☎
5488
SUNFLOWERS
You calmed me like the ocean
after a storm. Then you left. I
am a pirate, I smoke TNT and
drink dynamite, glad you left. I
am me again. ☎ 5589
DRUNK PUPPET NIGHT
April Fool’s Evening at Sam
Bonds. We smiled at each other
near the door. You handed me
some fliers for the Queen’s Ball.
I was shy. ☎ 5521
START DATING
tonight! Have fun playing the
Oregon dating game. Call 1-
800-ROMANCE ext. 2276.
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TEAMWORK AND SMILES
Educated, fit, tall and financial-
ly secure SWPM, 40s, South
Eugene seeks mature female
interested in sharing time in
home work projects. Work is
more fun when shared. ☎ 5515
LOCAL FLY-TYERS
Traveling fisher wishing to
spend a night a week tying flies
with local fishers. Puget Sound
fisherman seeking local
insights as well as shared
ideas. ☎ 5457
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