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Personals See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1·888·652·6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. ISO MR. RIGHT 52, young at heart. 5’4”, HWP. DWPF ISO soulmate. Friends first. Good listener, great sense of humor, enjoys walks, movies, music, the coast, laughter and hugs. NS. ☎ 9484 (07/19/01) COMPANY PICNIC SPF, 56. Will go to your company picnic if you come to mine. Em’s game, free beer, lousy burgers, but I’m terrific company. Kind, adventurous, healthy, hiker, wicked sense of humor. ☎ 9477 (07/19/01) I’M SOOOO COOL! Punkrocker-ish, 22. No kids. Smoker. Likes cheap beer, scary movies, camping, tattoos, mak- ing out, smart people, dogs, rats. Dislikes country music, VWs and ☎ 9455 stupid people. (09/11/03) SWF, 50. 5’7”, HWP, likes hiking, bicycling, concerts, museums, Bijou movies. ISO like-minded SWM, 5’9”+, NS, ND. Let’s talk. ☎ 9422 (07/19/01) PICK ME PICK ME Ha ha. Funny, smart, spunky, con- fident, driven, chill 20 y.o. college student. Loves hockey, music, roadtrips, hanging with friends and having a good time. ☎ 9409 (07/19/01) COUNTRY GIRL ISO long-haired biker guy. Me: tall blonde, 5’8”, big blue eyes, average build. Looking for single, honest, long-haired biker guy. Communication, respect are important. ☎ 9407 (07/19/01) YOU’D NEVER... Wear gold chains, drive a Miata, be afraid to go bald, remain unemployed, smoke away a pay- check, not take a risk, or miss this opportunity. 33, 5’2”, fit, cute, sweet, kind, seeking same (but taller) 30-40. ☎ 9402 (07/19/01) PUNCH DRUNK SWPF, 29, attractive, HWP, direct, high energy, sharp mind, sharper wit. Seeks LTR with good looking, smart, active, positive, funny, fabulous, dependable SPM, 28-40, will make me laugh, treat me sweet, mellow me out. ☎ 9401 (07/19/01) LIFE AFTER LOVE? Single Mom, 43, with 3 father- less young teens seeks family man with professional ambition and lots of love to give. ☎ 9340 (07/19/01) GOOD SPANKING Male, 44, 5’11”, 195. Seeking female (S/M); loves a man that is strong and demanding. She must know what she wants and how to ask for it. ☎ 9264 (08/21/03) TALK TO ME Wildly intellectual, petite, raven- haired goddess, 18. Seeks cre- ative, intelligent, beautiful, free spirit, 18-21, to share long con- versations and summer adven- tures with. Be genuine. ☎ 9351 (8/28/03) EROTIC SPIRITUALITY I am to be consecrated in mar- riage to the Holy Spirit through the medium of you, my spousal Beloved, in sacred betrothal through the ritual discipline of Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03) WHITE LIGHT LOVER We’re already joined in divine mind, just need to meet in per- son. I’m plump, fun, spirit-filled, herb friendly, sexy. Age 50 +/-. Is my soulmate in this area? ☎ 9335 (07/19/01) SWF, 44, LEO ESFJ and sometimes ESTJ. HWP, mutually attractive. Adult chil- dren on own. Seeking single, available and ready. Good sense of humor, adult children on own ok. Financially stable and secure, generous with me, outgoing. Good communication, good lis- tener, honesty, kindness, cleanli- ness, monogamy a must. Love traveling, outdoor activities, camping, etc. Similar and inter- esting differences. Movies, fun to talk with, mutually supportive, someone to grow with. Emotionally mature. ND, social drinker ok. Must like animals, children. Friendship, playmate, maybe more. Race not issue. Write Blind box “SPW”. ✍ SHORT SPORTY Spunky, sincere, sassy, shoe-lov- ing Scorpio. Seeking single, handsome, hardworking, higher- educated, honest hunk, 24-32. ☎ 9298 (08/21/03) JUST FRIEND FOR FUN Sexy, vibrant and passionate woman in 40s seeks black man for movies, dinner, dancing and outdoor activities. Indoor activi- ties optional! 30-60, no dead- beats, drugs or players. ☎ 9291 (08/21/03) CREATIVE Educated, musical, spiritual, young, left-handed man with 5:00 shadow wanted who’d like his soulmate to be a woman who’s most of the above, slightly older with kids. ☎ 9290 (08/21/03) CHESS? ISO funloving S. Eugene resi- dent, late 40s-50s, to play friend- ly games of chess. Love of dogs, walking, cooking, reading and music too. NS, ND. ☎ 9391 (07/19/01) STOLEN KISSES Looking for someone to share stolen kisses with. SWF, 21, NS, social drinker. Enjoys books, movies, the beach, cooking and fun. LTR, friendship? Negotiable. ☎ 9358 (8/28/03) MORNING WORKOUT smiles, ocean sunset dances, SWM, happy, honest, healthy, 52, 5’10”, blonde. Let’s travel Oregon and beyond. Camp, hike, bike. ISO WF, 39-49, HWP, fit, NS, independent, intelligent, happy. ☎ 9267 (08/21/03) ISO PLAYMATE 69 years young. ISO woman to share with. Drive in country, fish, boat, motorcycle riding and treasure hunting. Let’s meet, go our separate ways or get acquainted. ☎ 9483 (07/19/01) HI, I’M MARSHALL SWM, 43, neat, sexy, attractive looking for white or Asian of the same, 30-40. Fun times for you? LTR. ☎ 9479 (07/19/01) SHALL WE MEET? 49 y.o. 6’1”, athletic, pleasant- looking, compassionate, sensi- tive, artistic bachelor looking for new horizons. Love blues, danc- ing, films, dogs, fine arts. Honorable work, humble lifestyle. Great cook. Liberal- minded. ☎ 9476 (07/19/01) NUDE BEACH Nude beach buddies wanted. Lesbian, 47. ISO other lesbian nudists, 37-55, emotionally mature enough to know naked doesn’t mean sex. Not perfect, you don’t need to be either. ☎ 9393 (07/19/01) PICK ME! Cute, femme tomboy, 23 y.o. ISO F2M or boyish female, 21-26. Clean, friendly, fun. Play indoors or out. Let’s laugh and be naughty! Summer fling! LTR? ☎ 9268 (08/21/03) HAPPY HIPPY SEEKS Crazy, fun lesbian(s) who share interests. I’m a jamband lovin’, always groovin’, kind, 21 y.o. herb-friendly sexual countess. Looking for friends and hopefully more. Grateful Dead Phan a plus! ☎ 9263 (08/21/03) AMATEUR MASSAGE GWM, 5’11”, 180. ISO people to develop massage skills on. ☎ 9342 (07/19/01) LOOKING FOR FUN SWM, 5’10”, 180, red hair, likes tv and movies, concerts, danc- ing, fishing, hot tubs, cuddling. Seeks affectionate, passionate, non-vegetarian woman without kids who loves to cuddle. NS. ☎ 9472 (09/11/03) SPIRITUAL PARTNER Shared qualities: spiritually evolved, fearlessly honest, lover of: nature, travel, adventure, strong, sensuality, affectionate, nurturing, emotionally, commu- nicative, literate, singer, dancer, artistic, appreciation, rivers, mountains, beach, meditation, music. Takes chances. ☎ 9469 (09/11/03) BEGGING FOR HELP Below rock bottom. ND, NA, No diseases. Looking for compas- sionate, sensitive soul to be a friend and lover, I can’t make it alone. 5’9”, 245, blue eyes. ☎ 9467 (09/11/03) SEASONED PASSEN- GER ISO motorcycle and rider. Intelligent conversation essen- tial, freedom from dance floor phobia a plus (I’ll let you lead). Me: DWPF: 48, HWP. You: S/DWM, 50+, NS, ISO LTR. ☎ 9398 (07/19/01) BOHEMIAN ARTIST Seeks Jewish Cowboy. Be a bad boy, but a really good man. I want spontaneity, integrity, adventure, spirituality and humor. The whole world should be as cool as a happy ending. ☎ 9397 (07/19/01) SWF 20-35??? Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non- balding dark hair, nicely built, nonsmoking, health conscious and financially independent. I’m seeking someone with no chil- dren, a cute figure, feminine, sen- suous and submissive in an inti- mate context. I’m experienced, safe, gentle. I’m a good conver- sationalist; like the outdoors, books, movies, music, vegetarian cooking. Dislikes include pork, margarine and organized reli- gion. Interested? Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298. ☎ 9069 (07/23/03) NICE LADY SWF, 5’9”, 48. Seeks tall, SM, 40- 100, exercise partner for fun and friendship. To get back into shape with. No small children or vegetarians, please. Smoker ok. ☎ 9348 (8/28/03) SPECIAL GAL PAL Spiritual woman. Kind, quiet, book-lover, 60’s, seek same. Live simply, love sweetly, laugh wholeheartedly, creative. NS, ND. ISO special friendship. ☎ 9278 (08/21/03) KIND HONEST MAN Intelligent, attractive, slender, financially secure, younger-look- ing 62. Seeing kind, warm-heart- ed woman (any ethnicity). My interests include organic gar- dening, mature films, music, reading, dancing, conversation, spirituality, community, ecology, simple living, Mexican vacation, recovering from loss of a love and social change ☎ 9464 (09/11/03) PEACE SEEKER 50+ SWM, 5’11”, dark bright eyes. Juicy brain cells, creative working hands, playful, political- ly environmentally aware. You: brown-eyed, 5’4”+, creative, humorous, hippiesque communi- cator, seeking harmonious lover. ☎ 9456 (09/11/03) RETIRED Professor and writer. Would like to meet a smart, warm, and attractive woman with prospect of LTR. ☎ 9421 (07/19/01) VERY BUSY Me: SDM 5’10, 170, brown hair. You: SWF, 21-40, average build, busy life but want to get out or stay in to have fun. No STDs, let’s play. ☎ 9418 (07/19/01) YOU KNOW WHAT? Looking for a girl who listens to New Dreamers on KLCC 89.7 on Tuesday nights. I guess Monday too. ☎ 9413 (07/19/01) SOCCER MOM ISO Soccer mom (35-50) with mini-van, short bob haircut, book- bag size purse and large soccer balls. Wants younger teammate (28) for intimate practice ses- sions. ☎ 9412 (07/19/01) POP CULTURE GEEK 27, attractive, creative, bookish, sincere, romantic, genuinely nice, relatively sane. ISO similar attributes in a girlfriend for movies, music, conversation and companionship. Irreverent sense of humor a must. ☎ 9404 (07/19/01) LOVE AND BE LOVED SM, 29. ISO attractive woman, free and fun. Tired of being alone. I’m smart, handsome, poor aspiring artist. 1 beautiful daughter. ☎ 9396 (07/19/01) SWM, 36. Attractive, in shape, muscular, educated, 6’, 200. ISO attractive, HWP women who are looking for some fun and excitement with together male. ☎ 9394 (07/19/01) SWM SEEKS Attractive woman for dinner, bicycling, walks. I love horses, dancing, camping, shopping. Race unimportant. 6’, 165, clean cut. 40-55. ☎ 9395 (07/19/01) TOO BUSY To have fun. Me: SDM, 28, 5’10”, Brown/blue, 170. You: busy too, but wants to get together here and there to have fun. If this is you, talk to me. ☎ 9364 (07/19/01) NATURE, HIKING Bicycling, XC skiing, music, din- ing, wine, Bijou... General adven- turing indoors and outdoors. SWPM educated, stable, quirky sense of humor ISO 30s educat- ed SPF, NS. Possible LTR. ☎ 9363 (07/19/01) NO BIRKENSTOCKS! Graying hipster looking to meet nerdy, arty braniac (whatever age) for eyebrow raising sum- mer frolic. Bonus points for unstylish glasses, messy hair, bad attitude. ☎ 9357 (8/28/03) CLOSET THESPIAN? Priapic, would-be impresario seeks potential drama queen, interested in creating sponta- neous, private (?) erotic theatri- cal spectacles in multiple acts. Explore your inner Bernhardt - playing is the thing. ☎ 9354 (8/28/03) REAL AD! Sweet, sincere man with a heart to love. But nobody wants, so I must give up. Never to find someone to share, enjoy life and love. ☎ 9350 (8/28/03) LONGHAIRED SCORPIO SM, 43, unique, artistic, creative, intelligent, passionate, affection- ate, romantic, stable, herb friendly individual seeks similar personality for friendship, stimu- lation, fun times and wild adven- tures. ☎ 9345 (07/19/01) OPEN AND HONEST SM, 20, 6’, brown eyes. ISO SWF, 18-23, to share good times with. Date first, LTR second. ☎ 9343 (07/19/01) VISIGOTH Seeks village girls. Sarcastic country punk seeks co-conspira- tor. Must enjoy Pabst 40s, B hor- ror movies, freaky friends, cute fuzzy critters and dark humor. Sugar mamas welcome! ☎ 9342 (07/19/01) I’M LONELY Looking for a partner, NS. I enjoy all races, shorter women, preferably 40-60. I own a busi- ness. DWM, homeowner, secure, 60, med. ht/wt, gray/blue. ☎ 9338 (07/19/01) ENJOYMENT Hot tubbing, massaging, incense, toys, etc. 56 y.o., 157, creative, playful, unique, sensitive, intense, artistic, imaginative. Works out, values home life. Likes dancing. ☎ 9330 (07/19/01) JUST LOOKING Me: 21 and looking for someone to share an afternoon, evening, morning. All, or just one? You: 18-23, fun to be with and have a good laugh. ☎ 9294 (08/21/03) COUNTRY FAIR OR? DWM, 58, 5’8”, 160. Interests include music, photography, pets, computers, astrology, bike riding. ISO S/DWF, 45-60, NS, ND, HWP. ☎ 9281 (08/21/03) BI CULTURAL FTM into intelligent, bi, open- minded women. Me: HWP, likes martial arts, outdoors, animals, good food. Would like to find per- son to spend quality time with. NS, ND, 20s. ☎ 9482 (07/19/01) RETURNING FROM CONFUSION Lesbian trapped in BiF mentality. Ready to return to women forev- er. You be butch, beautiful, won’t hold my past against me and I’ll kiss you passionately forever more. ☎ 9478 (07/19/01) 28 Y.O. Voluptuous, redheaded, green- eyed goddess looking for dis- creet first-time bi encounter with tender, pretty, romantic woman, 18-30, in Eugene area. Dying to kiss another woman, let’s get together for dinner and drinks. ☎ 9463 (09/11/03) REVELLING Cuz joy, it has its’ own justice and dreams are languid and lawless and everything bows to beauty when it’s fierce and flawless. Blind Box: Reveling. OLD, SLOW HIKER Looking for companion to share treks in the mountains. SWM, 60, NS, LD. Appealing? Let’s see what else we have in common. ☎ 9280 (08/21/03) SIX-STRING TAURUS ISO cute and sassy, outgoing 20+ femme. Herb-friendly a plus. Good company and great conversations. Me: fun and attractive, stable, 21 y.o. soft- butch looking for my muse. ☎ 9406 (07/19/01) EACH STEP We take leads to growth, if we risk it. Shy, educated, kind, single male, 46. Seeks LTR of tender- ness and companionship with intelligent, compassionate woman, age unimportant. ☎ 9276 (08/21/03) HEY!! (YES, YOU!) SWGF, 37. Looking for femme-ish who doesn’t respond to person- als (who am I kidding, probably doesn’t exist). I’m oblivious to the advances of women, but not desperate (no, really). ☎ 9403 (07/19/01) CHARMING SCOUNDREL Rustler, scalawag, thief, hustler, momma’s boy. Seeks lovely reformer. Relationship only. Handsome, loving, works endless- ly making mate happy. You need good one or don’t call. You: cute, nice, 35-49. ☎ 9265 (08/21/03) BOTTICELLI BEAUTY 34 y.o. Feminine, pretty, creative, intelligent, intuitive, sexy, DWbiF seeks same for first time and beyond. Funky glasses, slender, role-playing: yum. Couples con- sidered. Let’s trade fantasies. ☎ 9399 (07/19/01) 35 Y.O. Married bi-male seeks LTR with bi-male. You must be married or in LTR with woman. Disease free. ☎ 9359 (8/28/03) 2 MEN ISO MEN Albany. GWC, 39 and 51, versatile tops. ISO other masculine, versa- tile top men for fun, sweaty play. Giving and receiving, hot tub, wine, 4:20. ☎ 9331 (07/19/01) NEW TO AREA Seeking professional older male. 6’0”, 175, nice body. ISO nice man to show me around. ☎ 9299 (08/21/03) JUST FOR FUN Looking for guys who want to have a great time. Must be clean and safe. All men welcome. Gay, str8, bi, and married. ☎ 9269 (08/21/03) MERRY CHRISTMAS Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha. We met on the plane last December... Jamaica? ☎ 9488 (07/19/01) AU REVOIR Y-GIRL A fortnight has passed since Marché. I proclaimed no more sonnets, but rescind the decision. Here’s one for the road. You’ve shifted affections from inked quill to ash lumber. I presume it’s diffi- cult to resist the ephemeral boys of summer. Envious of your cultur- al pilgrimage to The Louvre, Guggenheim Bilbao, and The Globe. Don’t crush too many frag- ile Eurotrash hearts. Amherst draws close. Minutemen to discov- er they’ll be easily dumbfounded by you. Sanguine wishes toward forthcoming endeavors, adven- tures, and aspirations. You will be remembered. Much Love, Scrawl I SAW YOU!! AT OPPORTUNITY CENTER! Class of ‘85-’95 Reunion! Potluck, Aug. 23rd, Noon at school. Info: 870-1576. Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 34 JULY 31, 2003
