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ISO MR. RIGHT
52, young at heart. 5’4”, HWP.
DWPF ISO soulmate. Friends
first. Good listener, great sense
of humor, enjoys walks, movies,
music, the coast, laughter and
hugs. NS. ☎ 9484 (07/19/01)
COMPANY PICNIC
SPF, 56. Will go to your company
picnic if you come to mine. Em’s
game, free beer, lousy burgers,
but I’m terrific company. Kind,
adventurous, healthy, hiker,
wicked sense of humor. ☎ 9477
(07/19/01)
I’M SOOOO COOL!
Punkrocker-ish, 22. No kids.
Smoker. Likes cheap beer, scary
movies, camping, tattoos, mak-
ing out, smart people, dogs, rats.
Dislikes country music, VWs and
☎ 9455
stupid people.
(09/11/03)
SWF, 50.
5’7”, HWP, likes hiking, bicycling,
concerts, museums, Bijou
movies. ISO like-minded SWM,
5’9”+, NS, ND. Let’s talk. ☎
9422 (07/19/01)
PICK ME PICK ME
Ha ha. Funny, smart, spunky, con-
fident, driven, chill 20 y.o. college
student. Loves hockey, music,
roadtrips, hanging with friends
and having a good time. ☎ 9409
(07/19/01)
COUNTRY GIRL
ISO long-haired biker guy. Me:
tall blonde, 5’8”, big blue eyes,
average build. Looking for single,
honest, long-haired biker guy.
Communication, respect are
important. ☎ 9407 (07/19/01)
YOU’D NEVER...
Wear gold chains, drive a Miata,
be afraid to go bald, remain
unemployed, smoke away a pay-
check, not take a risk, or miss
this opportunity. 33, 5’2”, fit,
cute, sweet, kind, seeking same
(but taller) 30-40. ☎ 9402
(07/19/01)
PUNCH DRUNK
SWPF, 29, attractive, HWP,
direct, high energy, sharp mind,
sharper wit. Seeks LTR with good
looking, smart, active, positive,
funny, fabulous, dependable
SPM, 28-40, will make me laugh,
treat me sweet, mellow me out.
☎ 9401 (07/19/01)
LIFE AFTER LOVE?
Single Mom, 43, with 3 father-
less young teens seeks family
man with professional ambition
and lots of love to give. ☎ 9340
(07/19/01)
GOOD SPANKING
Male, 44, 5’11”, 195. Seeking
female (S/M); loves a man that is
strong and demanding. She must
know what she wants and how to
ask for it. ☎ 9264 (08/21/03)
TALK TO ME
Wildly intellectual, petite, raven-
haired goddess, 18. Seeks cre-
ative, intelligent, beautiful, free
spirit, 18-21, to share long con-
versations and summer adven-
tures with. Be genuine. ☎ 9351
(8/28/03)
EROTIC SPIRITUALITY
I am to be consecrated in mar-
riage to the Holy Spirit through
the medium of you, my spousal
Beloved, in sacred betrothal
through the ritual discipline of
Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03)
WHITE LIGHT LOVER
We’re already joined in divine
mind, just need to meet in per-
son. I’m plump, fun, spirit-filled,
herb friendly, sexy. Age 50 +/-.
Is my soulmate in this area? ☎
9335 (07/19/01)
SWF, 44, LEO
ESFJ and sometimes ESTJ. HWP,
mutually attractive. Adult chil-
dren on own. Seeking single,
available and ready. Good sense
of humor, adult children on own
ok. Financially stable and secure,
generous with me, outgoing.
Good communication, good lis-
tener, honesty, kindness, cleanli-
ness, monogamy a must. Love
traveling, outdoor activities,
camping, etc. Similar and inter-
esting differences. Movies, fun
to talk with, mutually supportive,
someone to grow with.
Emotionally mature. ND, social
drinker ok. Must like animals,
children. Friendship, playmate,
maybe more. Race not issue.
Write Blind box “SPW”. ✍
SHORT SPORTY
Spunky, sincere, sassy, shoe-lov-
ing Scorpio. Seeking single,
handsome, hardworking, higher-
educated, honest hunk, 24-32.
☎ 9298 (08/21/03)
JUST FRIEND FOR FUN
Sexy, vibrant and passionate
woman in 40s seeks black man
for movies, dinner, dancing and
outdoor activities. Indoor activi-
ties optional! 30-60, no dead-
beats, drugs or players. ☎ 9291
(08/21/03)
CREATIVE
Educated, musical, spiritual,
young, left-handed man with
5:00 shadow wanted who’d like
his soulmate to be a woman
who’s most of the above, slightly
older with kids. ☎ 9290
(08/21/03)
CHESS?
ISO funloving S. Eugene resi-
dent, late 40s-50s, to play friend-
ly games of chess. Love of dogs,
walking, cooking, reading and
music too. NS, ND. ☎ 9391
(07/19/01)
STOLEN KISSES
Looking for someone to share
stolen kisses with. SWF, 21, NS,
social drinker. Enjoys books,
movies, the beach, cooking and
fun. LTR, friendship? Negotiable.
☎ 9358 (8/28/03)
MORNING WORKOUT
smiles, ocean sunset dances,
SWM, happy, honest, healthy, 52,
5’10”, blonde. Let’s travel
Oregon and beyond. Camp, hike,
bike. ISO WF, 39-49, HWP, fit, NS,
independent, intelligent, happy.
☎ 9267 (08/21/03)
ISO PLAYMATE
69 years young. ISO woman to
share with. Drive in country, fish,
boat, motorcycle riding and
treasure hunting. Let’s meet, go
our separate ways or get
acquainted. ☎ 9483 (07/19/01)
HI, I’M MARSHALL
SWM, 43, neat, sexy, attractive
looking for white or Asian of the
same, 30-40. Fun times for you?
LTR. ☎ 9479 (07/19/01)
SHALL WE MEET?
49 y.o. 6’1”, athletic, pleasant-
looking, compassionate, sensi-
tive, artistic bachelor looking for
new horizons. Love blues, danc-
ing, films, dogs, fine arts.
Honorable work, humble
lifestyle. Great cook. Liberal-
minded. ☎ 9476 (07/19/01)
NUDE BEACH
Nude beach buddies wanted.
Lesbian, 47. ISO other lesbian
nudists, 37-55, emotionally
mature enough to know naked
doesn’t mean sex. Not perfect,
you don’t need to be either. ☎
9393 (07/19/01)
PICK ME!
Cute, femme tomboy, 23 y.o. ISO
F2M or boyish female, 21-26.
Clean, friendly, fun. Play indoors
or out. Let’s laugh and be
naughty! Summer fling! LTR? ☎
9268 (08/21/03)
HAPPY HIPPY SEEKS
Crazy, fun lesbian(s) who share
interests. I’m a jamband lovin’,
always groovin’, kind, 21 y.o.
herb-friendly sexual countess.
Looking for friends and hopefully
more. Grateful Dead Phan a plus!
☎ 9263 (08/21/03)
AMATEUR MASSAGE
GWM, 5’11”, 180. ISO people to
develop massage skills on. ☎
9342 (07/19/01)
LOOKING FOR FUN
SWM, 5’10”, 180, red hair, likes
tv and movies, concerts, danc-
ing, fishing, hot tubs, cuddling.
Seeks affectionate, passionate,
non-vegetarian woman without
kids who loves to cuddle. NS. ☎
9472 (09/11/03)
SPIRITUAL PARTNER
Shared qualities: spiritually
evolved, fearlessly honest, lover
of: nature, travel, adventure,
strong, sensuality, affectionate,
nurturing, emotionally, commu-
nicative, literate, singer, dancer,
artistic, appreciation, rivers,
mountains, beach, meditation,
music. Takes chances. ☎ 9469
(09/11/03)
BEGGING FOR HELP
Below rock bottom. ND, NA, No
diseases. Looking for compas-
sionate, sensitive soul to be a
friend and lover, I can’t make it
alone. 5’9”, 245, blue eyes. ☎
9467 (09/11/03)
SEASONED PASSEN-
GER
ISO motorcycle and rider.
Intelligent conversation essen-
tial, freedom from dance floor
phobia a plus (I’ll let you lead).
Me: DWPF: 48, HWP. You:
S/DWM, 50+, NS, ISO LTR. ☎
9398 (07/19/01)
BOHEMIAN ARTIST
Seeks Jewish Cowboy. Be a bad
boy, but a really good man. I
want spontaneity, integrity,
adventure, spirituality and
humor. The whole world should
be as cool as a happy ending. ☎
9397 (07/19/01)
SWF 20-35???
Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non-
balding dark hair, nicely built,
nonsmoking, health conscious
and financially independent. I’m
seeking someone with no chil-
dren, a cute figure, feminine, sen-
suous and submissive in an inti-
mate context. I’m experienced,
safe, gentle. I’m a good conver-
sationalist; like the outdoors,
books, movies, music, vegetarian
cooking. Dislikes include pork,
margarine and organized reli-
gion.
Interested?
Write
“Resident” POB 25160, Portland,
OR 97298. ☎ 9069 (07/23/03)
NICE LADY
SWF, 5’9”, 48. Seeks tall, SM, 40-
100, exercise partner for fun and
friendship. To get back into
shape with. No small children or
vegetarians, please. Smoker ok.
☎ 9348 (8/28/03)
SPECIAL GAL PAL
Spiritual woman. Kind, quiet,
book-lover, 60’s, seek same. Live
simply, love sweetly, laugh
wholeheartedly, creative. NS,
ND. ISO special friendship. ☎
9278 (08/21/03)
KIND HONEST MAN
Intelligent, attractive, slender,
financially secure, younger-look-
ing 62. Seeing kind, warm-heart-
ed woman (any ethnicity). My
interests include organic gar-
dening, mature films, music,
reading, dancing, conversation,
spirituality, community, ecology,
simple living, Mexican vacation,
recovering from loss of a love
and social change ☎ 9464
(09/11/03)
PEACE SEEKER
50+ SWM, 5’11”, dark bright
eyes. Juicy brain cells, creative
working hands, playful, political-
ly environmentally aware. You:
brown-eyed, 5’4”+, creative,
humorous, hippiesque communi-
cator, seeking harmonious lover.
☎ 9456 (09/11/03)
RETIRED
Professor and writer. Would like
to meet a smart, warm, and
attractive woman with prospect
of LTR. ☎ 9421 (07/19/01)
VERY BUSY
Me: SDM 5’10, 170, brown hair.
You: SWF, 21-40, average build,
busy life but want to get out or
stay in to have fun. No STDs,
let’s play. ☎ 9418 (07/19/01)
YOU KNOW WHAT?
Looking for a girl who listens to
New Dreamers on KLCC 89.7 on
Tuesday nights. I guess Monday
too. ☎ 9413 (07/19/01)
SOCCER MOM
ISO Soccer mom (35-50) with
mini-van, short bob haircut, book-
bag size purse and large soccer
balls. Wants younger teammate
(28) for intimate practice ses-
sions. ☎ 9412 (07/19/01)
POP CULTURE GEEK
27, attractive, creative, bookish,
sincere, romantic, genuinely
nice, relatively sane. ISO similar
attributes in a girlfriend for
movies, music, conversation and
companionship.
Irreverent
sense of humor a must. ☎ 9404
(07/19/01)
LOVE AND BE LOVED
SM, 29. ISO attractive woman,
free and fun. Tired of being
alone. I’m smart, handsome,
poor aspiring artist. 1 beautiful
daughter. ☎ 9396 (07/19/01)
SWM, 36.
Attractive, in shape, muscular,
educated, 6’, 200. ISO attractive,
HWP women who are looking for
some fun and excitement with
together male. ☎ 9394
(07/19/01)
SWM SEEKS
Attractive woman for dinner,
bicycling, walks. I love horses,
dancing, camping, shopping.
Race unimportant. 6’, 165, clean
cut. 40-55. ☎ 9395 (07/19/01)
TOO BUSY
To have fun. Me: SDM, 28, 5’10”,
Brown/blue, 170. You: busy too,
but wants to get together here
and there to have fun. If this is
you, talk to me. ☎ 9364
(07/19/01)
NATURE, HIKING
Bicycling, XC skiing, music, din-
ing, wine, Bijou... General adven-
turing indoors and outdoors.
SWPM educated, stable, quirky
sense of humor ISO 30s educat-
ed SPF, NS. Possible LTR. ☎ 9363
(07/19/01)
NO BIRKENSTOCKS!
Graying hipster looking to meet
nerdy, arty braniac (whatever
age) for eyebrow raising sum-
mer frolic. Bonus points for
unstylish glasses, messy hair,
bad attitude. ☎ 9357 (8/28/03)
CLOSET THESPIAN?
Priapic, would-be impresario
seeks potential drama queen,
interested in creating sponta-
neous, private (?) erotic theatri-
cal spectacles in multiple acts.
Explore your inner Bernhardt -
playing is the thing. ☎ 9354
(8/28/03)
REAL AD!
Sweet, sincere man with a heart
to love. But nobody wants, so I
must give up. Never to find
someone to share, enjoy life and
love. ☎ 9350 (8/28/03)
LONGHAIRED SCORPIO
SM, 43, unique, artistic, creative,
intelligent, passionate, affection-
ate, romantic, stable, herb
friendly individual seeks similar
personality for friendship, stimu-
lation, fun times and wild adven-
tures. ☎ 9345 (07/19/01)
OPEN AND HONEST
SM, 20, 6’, brown eyes. ISO SWF,
18-23, to share good times with.
Date first, LTR second. ☎ 9343
(07/19/01)
VISIGOTH
Seeks village girls. Sarcastic
country punk seeks co-conspira-
tor. Must enjoy Pabst 40s, B hor-
ror movies, freaky friends, cute
fuzzy critters and dark humor.
Sugar mamas welcome! ☎ 9342
(07/19/01)
I’M LONELY
Looking for a partner, NS. I enjoy
all races, shorter women,
preferably 40-60. I own a busi-
ness. DWM, homeowner, secure,
60, med. ht/wt, gray/blue. ☎
9338 (07/19/01)
ENJOYMENT
Hot tubbing, massaging, incense,
toys, etc. 56 y.o., 157, creative,
playful, unique, sensitive, intense,
artistic, imaginative. Works out,
values home life. Likes dancing.
☎ 9330 (07/19/01)
JUST LOOKING
Me: 21 and looking for someone
to share an afternoon, evening,
morning. All, or just one? You:
18-23, fun to be with and have a
good laugh. ☎ 9294 (08/21/03)
COUNTRY FAIR OR?
DWM, 58, 5’8”, 160. Interests
include music, photography,
pets, computers, astrology, bike
riding. ISO S/DWF, 45-60, NS,
ND, HWP. ☎ 9281 (08/21/03)
BI CULTURAL
FTM into intelligent, bi, open-
minded women. Me: HWP, likes
martial arts, outdoors, animals,
good food. Would like to find per-
son to spend quality time with.
NS, ND, 20s. ☎ 9482 (07/19/01)
RETURNING FROM
CONFUSION
Lesbian trapped in BiF mentality.
Ready to return to women forev-
er. You be butch, beautiful, won’t
hold my past against me and I’ll
kiss you passionately forever
more. ☎ 9478 (07/19/01)
28 Y.O.
Voluptuous, redheaded, green-
eyed goddess looking for dis-
creet first-time bi encounter
with tender, pretty, romantic
woman, 18-30, in Eugene area.
Dying to kiss another woman,
let’s get together for dinner and
drinks. ☎ 9463 (09/11/03)
REVELLING
Cuz joy, it has its’ own justice and
dreams are languid and lawless
and everything bows to beauty
when it’s fierce and flawless.
Blind Box: Reveling.
OLD, SLOW HIKER
Looking for companion to share
treks in the mountains. SWM,
60, NS, LD. Appealing? Let’s see
what else we have in common.
☎ 9280 (08/21/03)
SIX-STRING TAURUS
ISO cute and sassy, outgoing
20+ femme. Herb-friendly a
plus. Good company and great
conversations. Me: fun and
attractive, stable, 21 y.o. soft-
butch looking for my muse. ☎
9406 (07/19/01)
EACH STEP
We take leads to growth, if we
risk it. Shy, educated, kind, single
male, 46. Seeks LTR of tender-
ness and companionship with
intelligent,
compassionate
woman, age unimportant. ☎
9276 (08/21/03)
HEY!! (YES, YOU!)
SWGF, 37. Looking for femme-ish
who doesn’t respond to person-
als (who am I kidding, probably
doesn’t exist). I’m oblivious to
the advances of women, but not
desperate (no, really). ☎ 9403
(07/19/01)
CHARMING
SCOUNDREL
Rustler, scalawag, thief, hustler,
momma’s boy. Seeks lovely
reformer. Relationship only.
Handsome, loving, works endless-
ly making mate happy. You need
good one or don’t call. You: cute,
nice, 35-49. ☎ 9265 (08/21/03)
BOTTICELLI BEAUTY
34 y.o. Feminine, pretty, creative,
intelligent, intuitive, sexy, DWbiF
seeks same for first time and
beyond. Funky glasses, slender,
role-playing: yum. Couples con-
sidered. Let’s trade fantasies. ☎
9399 (07/19/01)
35 Y.O.
Married bi-male seeks LTR with
bi-male. You must be married or
in LTR with woman. Disease free.
☎ 9359 (8/28/03)
2 MEN ISO MEN
Albany. GWC, 39 and 51, versatile
tops. ISO other masculine, versa-
tile top men for fun, sweaty play.
Giving and receiving, hot tub,
wine, 4:20. ☎ 9331 (07/19/01)
NEW TO AREA
Seeking professional older male.
6’0”, 175, nice body. ISO nice
man to show me around. ☎
9299 (08/21/03)
JUST FOR FUN
Looking for guys who want to
have a great time. Must be clean
and safe. All men welcome. Gay,
str8, bi, and married. ☎ 9269
(08/21/03)
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha
Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha
Sasha. We met on the plane last
December... Jamaica? ☎ 9488
(07/19/01)
AU REVOIR Y-GIRL
A fortnight has passed since
Marché. I proclaimed no more
sonnets, but rescind the decision.
Here’s one for the road. You’ve
shifted affections from inked quill
to ash lumber. I presume it’s diffi-
cult to resist the ephemeral boys
of summer. Envious of your cultur-
al pilgrimage to The Louvre,
Guggenheim Bilbao, and The
Globe. Don’t crush too many frag-
ile Eurotrash hearts. Amherst
draws close. Minutemen to discov-
er they’ll be easily dumbfounded
by you. Sanguine wishes toward
forthcoming endeavors, adven-
tures, and aspirations. You will be
remembered. Much Love, Scrawl
I SAW YOU!!
AT OPPORTUNITY CENTER!
Class of ‘85-’95 Reunion!
Potluck, Aug. 23rd, Noon at
school. Info: 870-1576.
Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic
HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking
P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship
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