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street roots 16 April 1, 2014 A matching donation? That’s no joke! D ouble your I mapact : H elp us raise $ 2 5 , 0 6 6 this month ! i D onate to S treet R oots during the month of A pril and a generous donor will match your donation . A ll donations will support S treet R oots publishing a weekly newspaper and your local neighborhood vendor : "S elling a weekly newspaper would not only increase my income , but would produce more news for our community ? — M arlon C rump S end a check or money order to S treet R oots ( envelope inside ) OR GO TO WWW.STREETROOTS.ORG AND GIVE A ONE-TIME OR RECURRING DONATION TODAY! S w f iw O w Ir a By A nn Landers and Dear Abby via Jupiter and Mars, respectively; guest astrologists 1S21Ì Aries (March 21-April 19) m yself. Yo u know, Medical authorities tell us that masturbation is a normal part of growing-up. Masturbation edge off your sex appetite. Cooking, baking, and sewing will masturbate do not later have satisfying sex relations in marriage. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) What the hell, Abby? You know Mr. Landers has prostate issues. You kids at home, take care of your plumbing. prepare you for homemaking. Energy siphoned off into these, Those who hope to frighten teenagers in line with hell-fire, does not cause pimples, acne, a sallow complexion, or dark constructive channels willleave less energy for preoccupation speeches had better wake up and smell the coffee — because the circles under the eyes. Masturbation will not stunt growth, _ with erotic fantasies. cause sterility or insanity. It is not that young people who kids aren't buying. ' Taurus (April 20-May 20) You c&n't tell if a girl is a virgin Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Exactly. No point in saving, Deary. by the way she walks. But you can sometimes tell by the way ‘ When a girl marries, she has a right to expect her husband to she talks. Ain't that right, Ann? judge her on the basis of her behavior with him. No man should insist on a white-flower girl unless he is, able to bring' Gemini (May 21-June 20) Not sure what you’re im plying, A b s, but you know that real fulfillment is ; to the marriage the same credentials of purity. found only in a love relationship which involves another Virgo(Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Certainly, especially if •person. It cannot be found in solitary, physical pleasure. That someone's hubby spends as much time in the bathroom as is why God made man and woman. I Mr. Landers does. I'm sure you'll find that housework, particularly floor-scrubbing, is not only great for the female - Cancer (June 21-July 22) I like all kinds, Ann. Even figure; but it's good for the soul. And it will help take the B ^ X is s t. ■ / Return service requested. - . Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Great advice, Ann, And not’ casting aspersions on Mr. Landers. As Gossip says, "Once f tarnish a reputation, it is never the same.'' Sagittarius(Nov. 22-Dec.21) Gossip made us rich. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) That was advice, Ann. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Sale at SheBop tomorrow. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) I'm there. ■ SUPPORT STREET ROOTS with a CONTRIBUTION OF: , $35 $50 $100 $250 $500 $_____ Send your check to: Street Roots, 211 NW Davis, Portland, OR, 97209 Street Roots is a 501(c)3, nonprofit organization. Your donation may be tax deductible. Annual subscriptions to Street Roots are $35. Or donate securely online at www.streetroots.org
