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By A nn Landers and Dear Abby via Jupiter and Mars, respectively; guest astrologists
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Aries (March 21-April 19)
m yself. Yo u know, Medical authorities tell us that
masturbation is a normal part of growing-up. Masturbation
edge off your sex appetite. Cooking, baking, and sewing will
masturbate do not later have satisfying sex relations in
marriage.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) What the hell, Abby? You know
Mr. Landers has prostate issues. You kids at home, take care of
your plumbing.
prepare you for homemaking. Energy siphoned off into these,
Those who hope to frighten teenagers in line with hell-fire,
does not cause pimples, acne, a sallow complexion, or dark
constructive channels willleave less energy for preoccupation
speeches had better wake up and smell the coffee — because the circles under the eyes. Masturbation will not stunt growth, _
with erotic fantasies.
cause sterility or insanity. It is not that young people who
kids aren't buying.
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Taurus (April 20-May 20) You c&n't tell if a girl is a virgin Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Exactly. No point in saving, Deary.
by the way she walks. But you can sometimes tell by the way ‘ When a girl marries, she has a right to expect her husband to
she talks. Ain't that right, Ann?
judge her on the basis of her behavior with him. No man
should insist on a white-flower girl unless he is, able to bring'
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Not sure what you’re
im plying, A b s, but you know that real fulfillment is ; to the marriage the same credentials of purity.
found only in a love relationship which involves another
Virgo(Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Certainly, especially if
•person. It cannot be found in solitary, physical pleasure. That someone's hubby spends as much time in the bathroom as
is why God made man and woman. I
Mr. Landers does. I'm sure you'll find that housework,
particularly floor-scrubbing, is not only great for the female -
Cancer (June 21-July 22) I like all kinds, Ann. Even figure; but it's good for the soul. And it will help take the B
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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Great advice, Ann, And not’
casting aspersions on Mr. Landers. As Gossip says, "Once f
tarnish a reputation, it is never the same.''
Sagittarius(Nov. 22-Dec.21) Gossip made us rich.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) That was advice, Ann.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Sale at SheBop tomorrow.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) I'm there.
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