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CHINOOK WINDS CASINO RESORT Play in the $40,000 Blackjack Tournament Comedy on the Coast Features Adams, Burton, and Gee Comedy on the Coast hits Chinook Winds in style April 27-28 with the co medic talents of Orny Adams, Mike Burton, and David Gee. Orny Adams has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and The Late Show with David Letterman, and co-starred in the movie Comedian with Jerry Seinfeld. Adams’ comedy style is unique, yet universally appealing. He is quick on his feet to deliver a clever, sophisti cated. and fast-paced routine that at tacks topics from an angle many people have never considered. “I question everything. That’s the root of my comedy ... and I try to come up with some solutions, but there seem to be more questions than answers,” Adams said. One minute he’s goofy, the next he’s intelligent, and you never com pletely know when he’s being serious. Mike Burton will openly admit that sometimes the weakest part of his act is his act. He loves to play off the crowd and you never know what’s going to come out of his mouth, for the simple reason that he doesn’t know either. Always finding a way to incorpo rate the audience into his show makes them feel as if they’re now having their own personal performance. He’s a regular performer at The Improv loca tions around the country. You’ll want to make sure to see Burton - and be prepared for the unexpected. April 27-29 The $200 buy-in includes tourna ment entry, admission to the evening welcoming party April 27, and access to a $79 hotel rate for April 27-28 (stan dard room, plus tax). The event will be held on the ca sino floor. The game takes strategy and luck, and the payoff is fun and cash! Play solo or with a partner! Solo tournament entry is $200. Play the op- Wireless Access Available at Aces 1 MONDAY David Gee will emcee the evening and keep the crowd laughing. He has performed at such venues as The Improv and The Laugh Factory, and has opened for such acts as Kenny Loggins and Bonnie Raitt. His television appearances include feature spots on HBO, Showtime, and Comedy Central. Comedy on the Coast begins at 8 p.m. for this age 21 and over event. Doors will open at 7:30 p.m. with a no-host bar. Tickets are $12. TUESDAY 3 2 1 p.m. Matinee WEDNESDAY 4 6 p.m. Evening 6 p.m. Evening 5:30 Evening Pick-A-Float Bing-o-lympics $300 - $400! $200! 1 p.m. Matinee 5:30 Evening Easter Special! Two $500! Easter Bunny with Buy-in! 1 p.m. Matinee 6 p.m. Evening Pick-A-Float $300 - $400! 15 16 1 p.m. Matinee 5:30 Evening 1 p.m. Matinee 6 p.m. Evening Pick-A-Float $300 - $400! 22 23 1 p.m. Matinee 1 p.m. Matinee 6 p.m. Evening Pick-A-Float $300 - $400! 5:30 Evening $3,000 Bonanza will-go! 29 1 p.m. Matinee 5:30 Evening Imagine yourself on the picturesque 18,h hole at the Pebble Beach Golf Course with the (Kean on your left as you tee it up on your final hole of the day. Or you might choose to play Pinehurst® No. 2, home of the 2005 U.S. 1-888-CHINOOK 1 p.m. Matinee 9 10 is now includ a high require 11 Wireless access will be added to the casino next (convention center and meeting rooms, VIP room, mezzanine conference rooms, and the showroom dressing rooms). Test Your Skills with the Golf Simulator at Aces THURSDAY 5 FRIDAY SATURDAY 6 7 1 p.m. Matinee 1 p.m. Matinee 1 p.m. Matinee 8 Wireless Internet access available at Aces Bar & Grill, ing the banquet room. This is speed connection and does not a password. Orny Adams APRIL 2007 SUNDAY Space is limited, so call 1-888-244- 6665 to be included. 1 p.m. Matinee 3 Free 6-ons! 1 p.m. Matinee Free Square! $500! 5:30 Evening April Showers 3 $500 Jackpots! Open and host of more championships than any other course in the United States. The cost to play courses of this cali ber would make this once-in-a-lifetime chance unattainable for many amateurs, but no more. For only $20 an hour for golf members and $25 for non-members, the opportunity to play these world fa mous courses is available at Chinook Winds Golf Resort. With the High Definition Golf Simu lator at Aces Bar & Grill, you and your friends can test your skills against some of the toughest courses in America. Other famous courses include Bayhill, Harbor Town, Spyglass Hill, and Troon North, to name a few. Don’t miss your chance to play these world-renowned courses or just work on your game. 12 13 14 1 p.m. Matinee 3 Free 6-ons! 1 p.m. Matinee 1 p.m. Matinee 5:30 Evening Evenin • • • 19 20 21 • 1 p.m. Matinee 3 Free 6-ons! 1 p.m. Matinee Senior Bingo! 1 p.m. Matinee 5:30 Evening Free Square $500! • • • 26 27 28 1 p.m. Matinee 1 p.m. Matinee 6 p.m. Evening Bing-o-lympics $200! 17 18 1 p.m. Matinee 1 p.m. Matinee 6 p.m. Evening Bing-o-lympics $200! 24 25 1 p.m. Matinee 1 p.m. Matinee 6 p.m. Evening Bing-o-lympics 1 p.m. Matinee 3 Free 6-ons! Club/Ball Comparison: BINGO CLOSEDUjt fed BINGO CLOSED BEACH BOYS BEACH BOYS IN CONCERT IN CONCERT • • $200! • 30 1 p.m. Matinee 6 p.m. Evening Pick-A-Float $300 - $400! April Showers Special - 4/7 Evening Session: Three $500 Jackpots! Be a single winner on a Main Session game and win a glass float! XJ&k Easter Special - 4/8: Two $500! Easter Bunny with Buy-in! 'S? Pick-A-Float on Monday Evening Sessions - Chance to win $300-$400! (rX 10 championship golf courses Complete practice facility Competitions - closest to the pin, longest drive, and putting Advanced ball tracking and trajec tory analysis Course handicap calculator Club-face/swing path Player statistics /A Wednesday Evening Sessions - Bing-o-lympics $200! Senior Bingo - 4/20 1 p.m. Matinee! Thursdays - 1 p.m. Matinee: 3 Free 6-ons! Free Square Days - 4/6 and 4/21 $500! • • Very easy to use Compare multiple clubs, shafts, or balls at the same time Captures average distance, ball speed, launch, and horizontal angle Identify exact yardage per club Display information on the touch screen or big screen Call 541-994-8232 for tee times. April 2007 • Siletz News • 19
