CHINOOK WINDS CASINO RESORT
Play in the $40,000 Blackjack
Tournament
Comedy on the Coast Features
Adams, Burton, and Gee
Comedy on the Coast hits Chinook
Winds in style April 27-28 with the co
medic talents of Orny Adams, Mike
Burton, and David Gee.
Orny Adams has appeared on The
Tonight Show with Jay Leno and The
Late Show with David Letterman, and
co-starred in the movie Comedian with
Jerry Seinfeld.
Adams’ comedy style is unique, yet
universally appealing. He is quick on
his feet to deliver a clever, sophisti
cated. and fast-paced routine that at
tacks topics from an angle many
people have never considered.
“I question everything. That’s the root
of my comedy ... and I try to come up
with some solutions, but there seem to
be more questions than answers,”
Adams said. One minute he’s goofy, the
next he’s intelligent, and you never com
pletely know when he’s being serious.
Mike Burton will openly admit
that sometimes the weakest part of his
act is his act. He loves to play off the
crowd and you never know what’s going
to come out of his mouth, for the simple
reason that he doesn’t know either.
Always finding a way to incorpo
rate the audience into his show makes
them feel as if they’re now having their
own personal performance. He’s a
regular performer at The Improv loca
tions around the country. You’ll want
to make sure to see Burton - and be
prepared for the unexpected.
April 27-29
The $200 buy-in includes tourna
ment entry, admission to the evening
welcoming party April 27, and access
to a $79 hotel rate for April 27-28 (stan
dard room, plus tax).
The event will be held on the ca
sino floor.
The game takes strategy and luck,
and the payoff is fun and cash!
Play solo or with a partner! Solo
tournament entry is $200. Play the op-
Wireless Access Available at Aces
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MONDAY
David Gee will emcee the evening
and keep the crowd laughing. He has
performed at such venues as The
Improv and The Laugh Factory, and
has opened for such acts as Kenny
Loggins and Bonnie Raitt.
His television appearances include
feature spots on HBO, Showtime, and
Comedy Central.
Comedy on the Coast begins at 8
p.m. for this age 21 and over event.
Doors will open at 7:30 p.m. with a
no-host bar. Tickets are $12.
TUESDAY
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1 p.m. Matinee
WEDNESDAY
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6 p.m. Evening
6 p.m. Evening
5:30 Evening
Pick-A-Float
Bing-o-lympics
$300 - $400!
$200!
1 p.m. Matinee
5:30 Evening
Easter Special!
Two $500!
Easter Bunny
with Buy-in!
1 p.m. Matinee
6 p.m. Evening
Pick-A-Float
$300 - $400!
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16
1 p.m. Matinee
5:30 Evening
1 p.m. Matinee
6 p.m. Evening
Pick-A-Float
$300 - $400!
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1 p.m. Matinee
1 p.m. Matinee
6 p.m. Evening
Pick-A-Float
$300 - $400!
5:30 Evening
$3,000 Bonanza
will-go!
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1 p.m. Matinee
5:30 Evening
Imagine yourself on the picturesque
18,h hole at the Pebble Beach Golf
Course with the (Kean on your left as you
tee it up on your final hole of the day.
Or you might choose to play
Pinehurst® No. 2, home of the 2005 U.S.
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1 p.m. Matinee
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Wireless access will be added to the
casino next (convention center and
meeting rooms, VIP room, mezzanine
conference rooms, and the showroom
dressing rooms).
Test Your Skills with the Golf
Simulator at Aces
THURSDAY
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FRIDAY
SATURDAY
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7
1 p.m. Matinee
1 p.m. Matinee
1 p.m. Matinee
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Wireless Internet access
available at Aces Bar & Grill,
ing the banquet room. This is
speed connection and does not
a password.
Orny Adams
APRIL 2007
SUNDAY
Space is limited, so call 1-888-244-
6665 to be included.
1 p.m. Matinee
3 Free 6-ons!
1 p.m. Matinee
Free Square!
$500!
5:30 Evening
April Showers
3 $500 Jackpots!
Open and host of more championships
than any other course in the United States.
The cost to play courses of this cali
ber would make this once-in-a-lifetime
chance unattainable for many amateurs,
but no more. For only $20 an hour for
golf members and $25 for non-members,
the opportunity to play these world fa
mous courses is available at Chinook
Winds Golf Resort.
With the High Definition Golf Simu
lator at Aces Bar & Grill, you and your
friends can test your skills against some
of the toughest courses in America.
Other famous courses include
Bayhill, Harbor Town, Spyglass Hill,
and Troon North, to name a few.
Don’t miss your chance to play
these world-renowned courses or just
work on your game.
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1 p.m. Matinee
3 Free 6-ons!
1 p.m. Matinee
1 p.m. Matinee
5:30 Evening
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1 p.m. Matinee
3 Free 6-ons!
1 p.m. Matinee
Senior Bingo!
1 p.m. Matinee
5:30 Evening
Free Square
$500!
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1 p.m. Matinee
1 p.m. Matinee
6 p.m. Evening
Bing-o-lympics
$200!
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1 p.m. Matinee
1 p.m. Matinee
6 p.m. Evening
Bing-o-lympics
$200!
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25
1 p.m. Matinee
1 p.m. Matinee
6 p.m. Evening
Bing-o-lympics
1 p.m. Matinee
3 Free 6-ons!
Club/Ball Comparison:
BINGO CLOSEDUjt fed BINGO CLOSED
BEACH BOYS
BEACH BOYS
IN CONCERT
IN CONCERT
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1 p.m. Matinee
6 p.m. Evening
Pick-A-Float
$300 - $400!
April Showers Special - 4/7 Evening Session: Three $500 Jackpots!
Be a single winner on a Main Session game and win a glass float!
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Easter Special - 4/8: Two $500! Easter Bunny with Buy-in!
'S? Pick-A-Float on Monday Evening Sessions - Chance to win $300-$400!
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10 championship golf courses
Complete practice facility
Competitions - closest to the pin,
longest drive, and putting
Advanced ball tracking and trajec
tory analysis
Course handicap calculator
Club-face/swing path
Player statistics
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Wednesday Evening Sessions - Bing-o-lympics $200! Senior Bingo - 4/20 1 p.m. Matinee!
Thursdays - 1 p.m. Matinee: 3 Free 6-ons! Free Square Days - 4/6 and 4/21 $500!
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Very easy to use
Compare multiple clubs, shafts, or
balls at the same time
Captures average distance, ball
speed, launch, and horizontal angle
Identify exact yardage per club
Display information on the touch
screen or big screen
Call 541-994-8232 for tee times.
April 2007
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