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« P R IN T : Food & Entertainment Wednesday, Oct 31,2012 Devilishly Delish BAT, PRINT, LOVE Monster band a smash hit BreannaCraine Little Wolf: I have always been made fun of since I was a little kid. In middle school, all the teachers would make me sit in the way back comer of the room because they were scared that I was going to attack them. TCP: What is one thing that people don’t know about you but should? LW: Even though 1 am really big and of course, a werewolf, I am the sweetest guy around. I am just a big teddy bear but people never see that. People think I am mean like all the werewolves in “Twilight.” That movie ruined my image. They also made it seem like vampires and were wolves hate each other - which is not true. My best friend is Edward Night and he is the bad- dest vampire around. The Clackamas Print Statt The Ciaefcamas Prim Can wou brave the brains’? Are you up for insanity? Do you crave terror from the food you eat? These psychotic and twist ed concoctions are sure to sat isfy the freaky foodie you know is deep down inside you. Clever cuisine is what Eat, Print, Love strives to bring our readers. This collection o f culinary craziness is sure to bring the boo to your festivities this Halloween; Bug-aliciousness begin? E P L ’s journey into a world of crafty confusion and devilishly delish delights . Pumpkin love is combined with crawly things to introduce a new kind of terror filled eating adventure. Vumpkux C x w ^ CKeeseVtp fo r Creature Dip - with the addition o f your favorite frightening gummies) J 2 cups powdered sugar 1 cup (8 oz) cream cheese 2 cups (16 oz) canned pumpkin 1 Tbsp cinnamon 1 Tbsp pumpkin pie spice , 1 Tbsp frozen orange juice con centrate 1/2 cup of your favorite gummy creatures (optional) Combine dry ingredients, mix with softened cream cheese. Stir in pumpkin and chill. Spread this divine dip on carrot cake or zucchini bread, scoop with your favorite dipper, or ice cookies with EPL’s new est version o f pumpkin love. Whether it’s combined with pretzel sticks or sugar cookies, this treat is sure to please your holiday taste buds, ■ Now that pumpBn J o y e jn S gotten a bug-alicious makeover, lets add some body parts to E P L’s bag ‘o Halloween tricks with an icy treat that will be j looking at ya. Literally. £ u e b a ll Ice C u b e s One 12 oz can of lychee fruit, drained 12 to 18 large blueberries or cranberries Sweet lychee fruit and tart cranberries or tasty blueber ries are all it takes to give your favorite holiday beverages an eyeful o f spirit as they watch you with fruity stares. These frozen “eyeballs’’ will delight your guests and add spooky . charm to any Halloween get together.. A can o f lychees generally has about 12 to 18 lychee fruits. Place one lychee into each parti tion o f two ice cube trays with II the hole side facing up. Place your berry o f choice (you don’t ,, j have to limit yourself to blue or cran, black or razz w ill work as well) into the hole o f each lychee fruit. Fill the trays carefully with- water and freeze. Little effort equals loads o f fun! For large parties, EPL recommends get ting enough ingredients and dif ferent berries to have a variety o f ‘‘eyeball” colors and plenty o f these visionary ice cubes on hand for maximum beverage enjoyment. You have to tty this to believe how easy it is to glam up your glass. Enjoy! > Still haven’t had your fill o f spine tingling delicacies? Drag your rotting corpse over to Z/ie f j Clackamas Print website where EPL has included i lew more recipes for your ghoulishfy gas- tronomic senses; classics includ- - :'i ing MacBrainy and Ooze, Bloody Hand Sandwiches and Bloody Broken Glass Cupcakes. Check back next week for Eat, Print. Love! Send suggest ions and comments to our Facebook (theclackamas- print) or Twitter (@elackamas- j print) using the hashtag #eat- printlove. Monsters Taking Over, a local band bom and raised in Portland has released their new album with a bang. In an effort to get to know the beast-like band, I had to get a close encounter with the creatures from our closets. Igor Thunder, lead singer, has been singing since he was a little monster. The Clackamas Print'. What made you want to create the first ever band of monsters? Igor Thunder: I was tired of being a henchman and wanted to make my own band. I used pieces from all my favorite musi cians. TCP: What is the stofy behind Monsters Taking Over? IT: I think that is pretty obvious. We are using the band to raise enough money to make monsters to take over the world. TCP: Wait... take over the world? Why would you want to do that? IT: Seemed like a logical next step after creating a hoard of monsters. T C P : U m ... o k a y . Should we be worried? IT: Nah, as long as you humans are , compli ant, we’ll get along just fine. TCP: Well then, how long have you guys been plotting - er, playing together? L ocal P ortland band M onsters Taking O ver is show n rocking out at the R ose Garden last weekend. The band achieves life long dream o f raising awareness f o r monsters everywhere. IT: We have been together for about five years but we have all known each other for our whole lives. Our families had had their own band when they were our age and they taught us every thing we know today about being the best. I also interviewed the main drummer, a werewolf named Little Wolf. He has been playing the drums since he became a werewolf about 100 years ago. His name is deceiving, because he is actually the biggest monster in the whole band. The Clackamas Print'. How does it make you feel that peo ple are always running away from you instead o f praising you for being the best werewolf drummer ever? Monsters Taking Over has a tour going on right now. They stopped in Portland for a show last week and I got to experi ence the coolest concert I have ever been to. The concert was at the Rose Quarter, and tickets sold out in within ten minutes after being available. Fans came in droves and howled like Little Wolf. Additionally, there was a guest appearance by Kanye West. However, West played only a few songs before being booed off stage with calls for the main attraction. Check out their website for upcoming tour dates and locations. B R A IN S : E a te rs re a d y fo r b o w l g a m e Fortuneski leads the league with an average o f 6.7 BEPM (brains eaten per minute), a If you leave too much of testament to his punishing work the brain behind, you can be ethic. Fortuneski does not have flagged for excessive leftovef an easy road to victory in his brain matter and disqualified matchup, as the Protoplasmics Gary ‘the from the game. The officials counter w ith weigh the remaining pieces and Ganglia’Grenociagogo, known determine if the contestant left for eating spinal cords just for too much of the brain goop on fun. “I ’m not going to show off the plate. If there is more than 10 ounces left, the contestant is and try to do more than I need to,” said Grenociagogo. “It’s disqualified. “Brain eating is not for all business this year, trying everyone,” said Hall of Fame to get the victory for my team. brain eater and former star I ’m going to buckle down and for the C erebellum . Slurpers chow down as much brain as and Protoplasm ics, Harold my body can take in 60 sec “Choppy” Clompazowski. “But onds.” G renociagogo splits the for me, and most of these guys, it’s a lifestyle. Eating brains skull with an axe, which can and bits of brain matter is what get messy, but he has it down to a science, precisely striking we live for.” Igor Fortuneski has been the each skull so that he can get to most successful brain eater this the brain quickly. It may not be as. clean as season for Oregon City and is clearly making a name for Fortuneski’s temple entry, but him self on the national circuit. when the Ganglia is on his Fortuneski cleanly removes the game with clean axe strikes brains and eats them in one he can get at least eight brains fluid motion, often getting up down into his belly in the one- to seven or eight brains down minute time slot. Grenociagogo is second in the league with 6.5 in the one-minute time period. “Igor has really stepped BEPM. “ I like our chances on game up this year,” said Paterno. “He goes straight in through day,” said Protoplasmics head the temple with an ice pick, coach Kip Chelly. “We have allowing him to crack open the better depth. There is lots of skull quickly and he’s able to young brain eating talent in break apart and chew through the Portland area and we have that brain matter quicker than scooped them up onto our team.” most.” Conservationist Note: After It takes a lot o f strength to pry the ice pick through a the brains are eaten out of the temple and then crack open bodies, the rest o f the bod a human skull. It amazes me ies are donated to flesh eat that these guys have so much ing zombies that cannot afford athleticism and skill, combined their own flesh. It is a great with that unbelievable strength. way for this -event to provide They also possess great dexter for the less fortunate in the ity with a paint scraper like community. tool, which cleans the inside of the skull of remaining brain matter. 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