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Wednesday, Oct 31,2012
Devilishly
Delish
BAT, PRINT,
LOVE
Monster band a smash hit
BreannaCraine
Little Wolf: I have always
been made fun of since I was a
little kid. In middle school, all
the teachers would make me sit
in the way back comer of the
room because they were scared
that I was going to attack them.
TCP: What is one thing that
people don’t know about you but
should?
LW: Even though 1 am really
big and of course, a werewolf, I
am the sweetest guy around. I am
just a big teddy bear but people
never see that. People think I am
mean like all the werewolves in
“Twilight.” That movie ruined
my image. They also made it
seem like vampires and were
wolves hate each other - which
is not true. My best friend is
Edward Night and he is the bad-
dest vampire around.
The Clackamas Print
Statt
The Ciaefcamas
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Can wou brave the brains’?
Are you up for insanity? Do you
crave terror from the food you
eat? These psychotic and twist
ed concoctions are sure to sat
isfy the freaky foodie you know
is deep down inside you. Clever
cuisine is what Eat, Print, Love
strives to bring our readers. This
collection o f culinary craziness
is sure to bring the boo to your
festivities this Halloween;
Bug-aliciousness
begin?
E P L ’s journey into a world of
crafty confusion and devilishly
delish delights . Pumpkin love
is combined with crawly things
to introduce a new kind of terror
filled eating adventure.
Vumpkux
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fo r Creature Dip - with the addition o f
your favorite frightening gummies) J
2 cups powdered sugar
1 cup (8 oz) cream cheese
2 cups (16 oz) canned pumpkin
1 Tbsp cinnamon
1 Tbsp pumpkin pie spice ,
1 Tbsp frozen orange juice con
centrate
1/2 cup of your favorite gummy
creatures (optional)
Combine dry ingredients,
mix with softened cream cheese.
Stir in pumpkin and chill.
Spread this divine dip on
carrot cake or zucchini bread,
scoop with your favorite dipper,
or ice cookies with EPL’s new
est version o f pumpkin love.
Whether it’s combined with
pretzel sticks or sugar cookies,
this treat is sure to please your
holiday taste buds,
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Now that pumpBn J o y e jn S
gotten a bug-alicious makeover,
lets add some body parts to
E P L’s bag ‘o Halloween tricks
with an icy treat that will be j
looking at ya. Literally.
£ u e b a ll Ice C u b e s
One 12 oz can of lychee fruit,
drained
12 to 18 large blueberries or
cranberries
Sweet lychee fruit and tart
cranberries or tasty blueber
ries are all it takes to give your
favorite holiday beverages an
eyeful o f spirit as they watch
you with fruity stares. These
frozen “eyeballs’’ will delight
your guests and add spooky .
charm to any Halloween get
together..
A can o f lychees generally
has about 12 to 18 lychee fruits.
Place one lychee into each parti
tion o f two ice cube trays with II
the hole side facing up. Place
your berry o f choice (you don’t ,, j
have to limit yourself to blue or
cran, black or razz w ill work
as well) into the hole o f each
lychee fruit.
Fill the trays carefully with-
water and freeze. Little effort
equals loads o f fun! For large
parties, EPL recommends get
ting enough ingredients and dif
ferent berries to have a variety
o f ‘‘eyeball” colors and plenty
o f these visionary ice cubes on
hand for maximum beverage
enjoyment. You have to tty this
to believe how easy it is to glam
up your glass. Enjoy!
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Still haven’t had your fill o f
spine tingling delicacies? Drag
your rotting corpse over to Z/ie f j
Clackamas Print website where
EPL has included i lew more
recipes for your ghoulishfy gas-
tronomic senses; classics includ- - :'i
ing MacBrainy and Ooze,
Bloody Hand Sandwiches
and Bloody Broken Glass
Cupcakes. Check back next
week for Eat, Print. Love! Send
suggest ions and comments to
our Facebook (theclackamas-
print) or Twitter (@elackamas- j
print) using the hashtag #eat-
printlove.
Monsters Taking Over, a local
band bom and raised in Portland
has released their new album
with a bang. In an effort to get
to know the beast-like band, I
had to get a close encounter with
the creatures from our closets.
Igor Thunder, lead singer, has
been singing since he was a little
monster.
The Clackamas Print'. What
made you want to create the first
ever band of monsters?
Igor Thunder: I was tired of
being a henchman and wanted
to make my own band. I used
pieces from all my favorite musi
cians.
TCP: What is the stofy behind
Monsters Taking Over?
IT: I think that is pretty
obvious. We are using the band
to raise enough money to make
monsters to take over the world.
TCP: Wait... take over
the
world?
Why
would
you
want
to
do
that?
IT:
Seemed
like
a
logical
next
step
after
creating a hoard of monsters.
T C P : U m ... o k a y .
Should
we
be
worried?
IT: Nah, as long as
you humans are , compli
ant, we’ll get along just fine.
TCP: Well then, how long
have you guys been plotting - er,
playing together?
L ocal P ortland band M onsters Taking O ver is show n rocking out at the
R ose Garden last weekend. The band achieves life long dream o f raising
awareness f o r monsters everywhere.
IT: We have been together for
about five years but we have all
known each other for our whole
lives. Our families had had their
own band when they were our
age and they taught us every
thing we know today about being
the best.
I also interviewed the main
drummer, a werewolf named
Little Wolf. He has been
playing the drums since he
became a werewolf about 100
years ago. His name is deceiving,
because he is actually the biggest
monster in the whole band.
The Clackamas Print'. How
does it make you feel that peo
ple are always running away
from you instead o f praising
you for being the best werewolf
drummer ever?
Monsters Taking Over has a
tour going on right now. They
stopped in Portland for a show
last week and I got to experi
ence the coolest concert I have
ever been to. The concert was
at the Rose Quarter, and tickets
sold out in within ten minutes
after being available. Fans came
in droves and howled like Little
Wolf.
Additionally, there was
a guest appearance by Kanye
West. However, West played
only a few songs before being
booed off stage with calls for the
main attraction. Check out their
website for upcoming tour dates
and locations.
B R A IN S : E a te rs re a d y fo r b o w l g a m e
Fortuneski leads the league
with an average o f 6.7 BEPM
(brains eaten per minute), a
If you leave too much of testament to his punishing work
the brain behind, you can be ethic. Fortuneski does not have
flagged for excessive leftovef an easy road to victory in his
brain matter and disqualified matchup, as the Protoplasmics
Gary
‘the
from the game. The officials counter w ith
weigh the remaining pieces and Ganglia’Grenociagogo, known
determine if the contestant left for eating spinal cords just for
too much of the brain goop on fun.
“I ’m not going to show off
the plate. If there is more than
10 ounces left, the contestant is and try to do more than I need
to,” said Grenociagogo. “It’s
disqualified.
“Brain eating is not for all business this year, trying
everyone,” said Hall of Fame to get the victory for my team.
brain eater and former star I ’m going to buckle down and
for the C erebellum . Slurpers chow down as much brain as
and Protoplasm ics, Harold my body can take in 60 sec
“Choppy” Clompazowski. “But onds.”
G renociagogo splits the
for me, and most of these guys,
it’s a lifestyle. Eating brains skull with an axe, which can
and bits of brain matter is what get messy, but he has it down
to a science, precisely striking
we live for.”
Igor Fortuneski has been the each skull so that he can get to
most successful brain eater this the brain quickly.
It may not be as. clean as
season for Oregon City and
is clearly making a name for Fortuneski’s temple entry, but
him self on the national circuit. when the Ganglia is on his
Fortuneski cleanly removes the game with clean axe strikes
brains and eats them in one he can get at least eight brains
fluid motion, often getting up down into his belly in the one-
to seven or eight brains down minute time slot. Grenociagogo
is second in the league with 6.5
in the one-minute time period.
“Igor has really stepped BEPM.
“ I like our chances on game
up this year,” said Paterno.
“He goes straight in through day,” said Protoplasmics head
the temple with an ice pick, coach Kip Chelly. “We have
allowing him to crack open the better depth. There is lots of
skull quickly and he’s able to young brain eating talent in
break apart and chew through the Portland area and we have
that brain matter quicker than scooped them up onto our
team.”
most.”
Conservationist Note: After
It takes a lot o f strength
to pry the ice pick through a the brains are eaten out of the
temple and then crack open bodies, the rest o f the bod
a human skull. It amazes me ies are donated to flesh eat
that these guys have so much ing zombies that cannot afford
athleticism and skill, combined their own flesh. It is a great
with that unbelievable strength. way for this -event to provide
They also possess great dexter for the less fortunate in the
ity with a paint scraper like community.
tool, which cleans the inside
of the skull of remaining brain
matter.
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