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12- FinaZ WorJ April 13, 2005 L A CKA MA sprint y™*% totweape £o* faday, WitWVr.JO'i ne^Tombe¡ Master of .. ’ Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19) .You will think fn^ftn^ton&rstands your genius, when in fact they do not understand your genus. LEAWCvA^/ | v , ...,T CARS? ta «... . /oU Wffi... yoOcAN AFfófl) gfcAtóF /ouAt TH COLLEGE^ Taurus . (Apr. ’ 20 - May 20) Disaster willensue whenyou test the theory about horseshoes and hand grenades. WfF FANCY HPiiAnOUW I CAsflloN Gemini (MajF®»fc Jun. 21) 9 I Killing two birds with one stone will seem like, a pretty good idea soon after you get your car washed later this week™ ri ME (A' JSRIWfT /r V* v I5o ffH EuwftK ' 'WHEELS- ■LZMrs 22) Your latent racism will cause you to project it upon othert. ) Cancer C ampus H appenings Chrysalis, a women writers’ group, meets every Wednesday from noon to 2 p.m. in Roger Rook’s Literary Arts Center (RR 220). Local author Pat Lichen guides writers of all levels through discussions of their work. For more info, call ext. 2220. CCC Writers’ Club meets Fridays, from 3 to 5 p.m. in the Literary Arts Center. The Haggart Observatory, the only public observatory in western Oregon, is open for public viewing on clear Saturday nights. The observa tory opens at dusk, and viewing begins at dark and continues for about three hours. A $3 dona tions is requested. For more information, visit the Haggart in a game show similar to Observatory web site at http:// Jeapordy called the High 5 depts.clackamas.edu/haggart or Challenge that was taped last call 503-657-6958, ext. 5665. month. The show will air at The observatory is located at the ,6:30 a.m. on Sunday, June 26, John Inskeep Environmental and be repeated at 7:30 p.m. on Learning Center at CCC. Tuesday, June 28 on Comcast channel 14. The 2005 edition of the award winning Clackamas Literary Cartoonist and novel Review is now available. CLR ist Lynda Barry will speak staff are preparing to launch in the Osterman Theatre' on a website, http://www.clacka- Thursday, April 21, at 7 p.m. masliteraryreview.com, that is >,She will read from some of expected to be online on May her recent novels. Barry gave 1. Copies of the CLR are avail birth to the nationally syndi able at area book sellers, as cated “Ernie Pook’s Comeek” well as the campus bookstore. comic strip and is also a regu For more information, contact lar contributor to the online Kate Gray at at 503-657-6958 magazine “Salon.” She is the ext. 2371. author of the novel and play “The Good Times Are Killing CCC students took on PCC Me,” the novel “Cruddy,” and “One Hundred Demons,” a col lection of 20 autobiographical comic strips stories. For more information, contact the CCC Leo (Jul. 23 -’Aug- 22) You will feel disgustAvhenyou real ize that your genetic makeup is determined by what"'in your parents’jeans:- * Libra (Sepd'23 -Oct. 23) Th, good news: you will lose a |0 of weight this week. The bat news: it will involve a flesh-eat ing virus. . - Nov. 21 Remember that saying, “In th land of the blind, the one-eya man is king?” Well, you're no him. Scorpio (Oct. 24 Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 2| Your religious conviction wj not be enough to keep you fro, engaging in premarital sex, butt least you will have the courage! adamantly refuse' to use protet tion. Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 1| You will be disappointed to ft that Soylent Green is actually mar of tofu. > Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) Yi will realize that whoever said ft there is not such thing as a 6 lunch ha? pijwqusly never heard the dinc-and-dash. Virgo (Aug. 23 — Sep. 22) Your decision to play with your pet candiru fish in the bathtub will lead to disastrous (and painful) results. Pisces (Feb. t^-’Mar. 20) Tb horoscope called off on accou of rain. C lassified A ds If you need a new computer or want to upgrade your old but you don’t want to pay $800+ send an e-mail to bei.iix>1 ri gnidil com 1 charge a vety modest fee. To post an ad please contact Benjamin Holm at admgrtfl'clackanuis.edu Dr. Quack asks, did you know Fleas can jump 130 times hig than their own height! Wow! If you have a science quest for Dr. Quack send an email gurfimkl3@hotmail.cóm English Department at 503- 657-6958, ext. 2686. your college degree ■ Bachelor's degrees for working adults 16-month degree-completion programs Multiple bachelor's degree options Class one night a week Credit for life experience ■ Information meetings at 6:30 p.m. April 25, May 3 and 19 Portland Center 12753 S.W. 68th Ave., Portland May 5,25, and June 8 Salem Center 2600 Pringle Rd. 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