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Chrysalis, a women writers’
group, meets every Wednesday
from noon to 2 p.m. in Roger
Rook’s Literary Arts Center
(RR 220). Local author Pat
Lichen guides writers of all
levels through discussions of
their work. For more info, call
ext. 2220.
CCC Writers’ Club meets
Fridays, from 3 to 5 p.m. in
the Literary Arts Center.
The Haggart Observatory,
the only public observatory
in western Oregon, is open
for public viewing on clear
Saturday nights. The observa
tory opens at dusk, and viewing
begins at dark and continues for
about three hours. A $3 dona
tions is requested. For more
information, visit the Haggart in a game show similar to
Observatory web site at http:// Jeapordy called the High 5
depts.clackamas.edu/haggart or Challenge that was taped last
call 503-657-6958, ext. 5665. month. The show will air at
The observatory is located at the ,6:30 a.m. on Sunday, June 26,
John Inskeep Environmental and be repeated at 7:30 p.m. on
Learning Center at CCC.
Tuesday, June 28 on Comcast
channel 14.
The 2005 edition of the award
winning Clackamas Literary Cartoonist
and
novel
Review is now available. CLR ist Lynda Barry will speak
staff are preparing to launch in the Osterman Theatre' on
a website, http://www.clacka- Thursday, April 21, at 7 p.m.
masliteraryreview.com, that is >,She will read from some of
expected to be online on May her recent novels. Barry gave
1. Copies of the CLR are avail birth to the nationally syndi
able at area book sellers, as cated “Ernie Pook’s Comeek”
well as the campus bookstore. comic strip and is also a regu
For more information, contact lar contributor to the online
Kate Gray at at 503-657-6958 magazine “Salon.” She is the
ext. 2371.
author of the novel and play
“The Good Times Are Killing
CCC students took on PCC Me,” the novel “Cruddy,” and
“One Hundred Demons,” a col
lection of 20 autobiographical
comic strips stories. For more
information, contact the CCC
Leo (Jul. 23 -’Aug- 22) You
will feel disgustAvhenyou real
ize that your genetic makeup is
determined by what"'in your
parents’jeans:-
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Libra (Sepd'23 -Oct. 23) Th,
good news: you will lose a |0
of weight this week. The bat
news: it will involve a flesh-eat
ing virus. .
- Nov. 21
Remember that saying, “In th
land of the blind, the one-eya
man is king?” Well, you're no
him.
Scorpio (Oct. 24
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 2|
Your religious conviction wj
not be enough to keep you fro,
engaging in premarital sex, butt
least you will have the courage!
adamantly refuse' to use protet
tion.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 1|
You will be disappointed to ft
that Soylent Green is actually mar
of tofu. >
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) Yi
will realize that whoever said ft
there is not such thing as a 6
lunch ha? pijwqusly never heard
the dinc-and-dash.
Virgo (Aug. 23 — Sep. 22) Your
decision to play with your pet
candiru fish in the bathtub will
lead to disastrous (and painful)
results.
Pisces (Feb. t^-’Mar. 20) Tb
horoscope called off on accou
of rain.
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Dr. Quack asks, did you know
Fleas can jump 130 times hig
than their own height! Wow!
If you have a science quest
for Dr. Quack send an email
gurfimkl3@hotmail.cóm
English Department at 503-
657-6958, ext. 2686.
your college degree
■ Bachelor's degrees for working adults
16-month degree-completion programs
Multiple bachelor's degree options
Class one night a week
Credit for life experience
■ Information meetings at 6:30 p.m.
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