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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 18, 1911)
; rrni M"'T Pr"" Write TIT I ill I 1 I II I I I 1 MAUI INK 7 II .'-J Manilla J In ' I"-'". '"" i I w -1 n. I.i Half Iniaal...... H f HM r.ita lain. HM-a ihw" S "T. 4.1;' lr ' v "-';;""" '' " r ul NllltJ tMiH faanilat. v BUY OLD GOLD 1 71 Smb. ml ' -TtciTtS I GIVE YOU '. a u.stim Mil awici. XT C AND KODAK OUAlViS SUPPLIES ,. ft, nutaMi iHaratura. Itorakwlna -nMina Mall .M.l-C prnmnl lllwlkai rortianJ frhoio fcupplv Co tvnisu"' IviKILAMJ. OUR. ri v km uk -a rwLiiil " ......r. ..... a.- ' .... Matl l.fj , M sit 4lr I Mi ! 4. rax if. I. BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL t a p.. aj lata aa IUIWT IT VSOOti unto. la aa) Sanaa. rai k KOYNTON rilKNACES J.C. BAVtK IURNACC CO. rwH and MarkH Sl. 1'artUiiHl. (V. ill and mal rliahla calhailir litra clranwr. Th twit rrmnly fur TeiU t. Vilmu.uraa and Kirk llrailarht. At DraciUli' f Mall. t Casta nt CaiMiiAL Cu. I'uiiLuiu, ouu P-jty to tha Chlldran. rblldo ara traalra naarlr ajrlvad lilranga munfrr; inouM there t ntka rntiicteoc Dot to mlaleaJ in - lwka fell tox- CREINER'8 CHIROPRACTIC HEALTH HOME !'Mi..t. Slft a.flihr lxl 'f imtitlna -.nap of )! nlM n (ttuaa fto MOM'hi ImiuuUimim 4 i rA. Ij .1. tu muni Niaiiiini itatvii Ni aimae. "t.r.r ttnm Ae4l''lll. HmfichltU. fan- - i.i.rrn I't.iaiM. 1 .tr I 'r ri- iin. Itmlr. lll Nitiaa llr.rt ll.' M.rni.. I tiaihaait. Nanr.lat I'ml'ii ". I. ti. Nlailr. or an ai aar illMaa. ' t.l'al 10 .rll. tn Wa ha lull hn. In Jt..ir tifahi an4 aal w.ll. tWrtla -I li"tr Li all II iui. bar Till. . IMIIII, I. I., lUfWanNMNT ll HllaMI 111 KIM MtUalt, KUMK REDUCED RATES in all UnM on a count ASTORIA CENTENNIAL PAGEANT Auk your HrkM arert. far full -til. AUG. 1 0 to SEPT. 9 radii io I lalalr I are tha A ll - aa "mum m. II. .""""''' in r-niia. wka U1SY I rat Sal aa a. aaaaaa M a a-k. a pa aa) "f- i 1 1 wi m-m af I'Ti'r? HOW FAR HAVE YOU TRAVELED You Hava Navar Taaan Count You Will Bo Surprl.ed at Oia- Unca Covarad. 1U you over rounted up tha num. br of alepa whlrh you hate made la llio rouraa of one day -la gulng to bualutiea. In walkluK from one room to atiotlier at home, and ao on, thro iihout tli a rouraa of the doyf If )ou will takw the troulilo to do ao, you will be aurprlaed to find what dletame you liave rovorad without raallilng It. Multiply thoa dl.t.nre ty S6S and you will Tud that It will not require many yeara before you hao made up the n.uoo nitlc-a whlrh l equal to the rlrrult of tha .lobe. Moot penplo would certainly be our prlaad If they were Informed that during the rourae of their Uvea they hava walked a dtaiaiire aa great aa tho length of the O'juator. Yet. how over aeilnntary wo may be, however little iurllned to gain the reputation of a globe trotter or of an Alplno rllmber, moat of ue have, unknown to oureelvt-a. covered a dlatanra equal to tho full rlrrult of the earth, or a climb (o tho highest mountalu peaka In tho world Mure than that, wo hava arrompllehed a tank atlll mora coloe .! Without having bad ocraalon to eiploro the unknown regtona be neath the rrual of the earth, wo have dearvndod aa far aa the deptha of the moat unfathomable abyaaea, oven ao far aa the very renter of tho oanfc. JUand Magatlne. Y. M C. A. EXPANDS. New Booklet Juit Out Con Be Hao for tho Aaking. The I'oitliind Yminu Menu Chrlit tl.m Aiviiiliitlon la Hhout to n t -r upon a niw tin In Ita work. In ex t i-ii ill tiff, tin' BiivantuKi' of Ittt filiira llnlial :!i iuiitinr.it to t!i' rtitlre, latt". lille a f'teat majority ol tin- 1 I "11 Ktinli'titg tiiMilU-il In nipthl and day -Iiism-m an r I 1 nla ol Iv-'limil. tt u lariif and llicieaHliiR IimiiiIh r :ii' tin puiuIIIiik from townt Hint flllii, o 1 1 1 a 1 tl of I'orlland. J The liffi Tt'iit iiiiimrs n!r"r"i In rlmlf a full ('iimiiifrrUil rnurn rompi I l 11 tr Shorthand, llnokkefln . ntiil ri-lHti',1 eul'JiHta; a rtillega pre jiuiatorv roiirpi', a graded rotirav In elemi'iitary auhliTta for hvv und . vorutloniil rouiaia aui h an liimlilng rariilitr. ahrrt int-tal, hrlrklaylng 1 Iflettrlral work. automnlilU rfpalt and drlln Many Htudriita Irnlnrd In tht i rl.maei u'ri- now tirriipyliig ; Impi riant Mn!tlin In the btmltit'he houm of I'urtlnnd An attractive bonklrt fiitllU'd "Ac 'llvlllea" haa ut be-n luxued hy tht h ioc la tli in and rontnliut a nUtrtnent of all Ki!nrrlinul ('nuriea. Tho Kdu rational iMrt-t-lor w ill mall thla hook li t lo nil ixTNiina wno di'xlre It. ClaaKca lor day arhnnl open Sep tftnlii-r .'ith. nlpht rlniaKfa Si'plemhit 2.'ith. From prment Itiillratlonx ar iintiiitnlly lariif ri'Klnttatum la atitlcl putcd. Going Up Aloft. A womnn nine feet In helaht huo frit obliged to conault a apeclnllat In din taaai of the heart, ( an you picture that pe-lallat, with atethoacopo In hand, tn up a atepladder? Cleve land 1'laln I'ea'.er. i.lmitatlona of tho Brain. .. "fou cannot edurato or draw out of any brain mora than naturo bat al ready put Into It. Some day, porhapa. wa ihall try to adapt our education to ooattblutlea Franca. Not of Much Aeoourrt. A man who can't atand proaporlty lan t likely to bar up very well under advereltv Stokiwaff LaalAaat aa4 fXr aV'kool Olrla la4 kera ot aiatM af NI. Jfiha Hapllaf I Kaiamiml Mlagtaa. Aaaaaaa. aaa BiaaMaiarr v.pana ill. Art. Blarallaa. Ormaaalaai Ptaataliaa44ra.1ll IMIHI I't.HIOR I OCflra J-l. Ilalana Hall fa l.liM i aaamtfrf b lh SiSlfAi Ol I HI MUtV HA Mt OF HSl AND NARY. (.'.. J.4rmti 04 CWes faM. Mniif Art. Vttnittioin4CroMr t1 DfW. ms lUt -so)( Wthnt4 Mvrftltnol i,nll"lwi)T-iilit WrltfrAniMNirrwMal. AMiri UirB H'fMIUl AfayoVa A.4. r ml US1NESS COLLEGE aal a. A-ww rwrT ft" iJW owu m SESD !X)K FREE FIRST LESSOSS na rawHT trlkwfc UWIwal t rirXii Orntti La minriiiu NETO PORTLAMDIHD BE CURED IR IJt UAI5 H- 1 wioirntl vriNl. HERN A. HOOD POISON Ma . par.iw.aa .y '"rli; "? arwaimana. a.. at -- - . . tmanl. M.l Uuia leg , " " ' -1 al anil .rwaa.l ears. I give my wra and will tooh.f .adlcal aalhiirlU-. that ''' 'riJ." nrd and will f :r.:ri'""r.z: zz. :r .m etvv u..y n,wty .. aant tha ary alatemapt la fiiiaaiiBoanremwilla trua. n"JaTyn"lo to my m, .. I will . iiilam to y..a n.y triatmanlW Vwlooaa Vain.. Ilarnla, Narrun. liability Hi Man . Allm-nt. d give J.m K tit phy. ..I ...mjl ll.m If nanaaaarr a ailaruarnplral and chenilral anaiy.iaei riitliiii. Iveryaiaa .h.ld Uk. l ''" tunny to la tbi ir r. .mlila. i'"?" L" " wailTW aUaItl -My wrHU.niii.ranta.oin.aenr.oT a MV I ..,.r.."fc "u run. r.n.l .Umant. or H-rnml avarT ITdCr'yei lata pat d. M t ferelee. XS'"d rnra lour V.rlr.'aa Vallia, llar.ila I'lla. lilllla. Ill II a,l . mor. th.n v..bt.a4 - """W ' w , rjr omn ...rl - a a - f . IL.II.k'..Hi,lfl nww.ir "aa.i 1. .af .aariac Blood raliolk. ll c.ral I. On. Waal 606 1. '"""'''''"'"Z., IliiKiaaHl! wxeifflt i,.iv .ia-n ... 1 ; ii sm sunn"" MATHEMATICS OF 52 CARDS Comblnatlona That Are Poiaiblo With tho Pack Run Into Figurea of Aatoniahlng Site. Kvrry card playrr probably baa woudered at tlmea how muny com blnatlona It la poHalble to make v.ith the 12 cardi of the park. In a game like whlat or brldKe, where each player re crlvea a hand of 13 rarda. dcnlt out from the ,, 0f t2 (ne ,ota poKMll.U. mi i,.r f dld.-rent hand whlrh may Ihua be dralt la Krrater than all hundred thouxHnd million. The e.art niiinlirr i 61(5.01 3. 6.ri9,BU0. Thla niiinlirr, howevrr, lurne aa It may appear, heeometi not merely mail but prartlrally InvlHlhle when comparrd with tho total number of BrranKementa In whlrh the r.2 carda may u placed after the ahuffle. To wi.- .lull, in huh iiuuiuer wouiu take too much apace, but It may be mentioned that It beiclha with iO, fol lowed hy f.f, other figurea It would bo quite a hoprlma taxk to attempt lo graap the ronceitlon of the real meaning of aurh a number; but eome. Idea lat leat of Ita Inconceivability) may be preaented by meaoa of tho folowlng ralculiillona. I-et ua aupoaa that two thouaand mllllona of human belnga (each aup plled with a pack of rardn) were to attempt actually to produce every poaalble arrittiKeiiient of the 62 rarda. It la further to be auppoaed that they work reaaeleaiily, without reat day or night, from year'a end to year a end, at the rate of one new ar rangement per aecond for each per aon during a period of 100,000 yeara. It ahould be noted that the entire population of the earth today la esti mated to lie In the neighborhood of 1.600,000.000 The hypotheala from which we atart la therefore that a population of fine-quarter more than that which now exlnta haa spent Ita whole time during an Interval more than 50 times the duration of the Chrlitlan era In nhufning carda at the rate of one ehuffle per second, or more than thirty-one million ahufllea In each year per head. In view of urh figures, the reader may well ask how many times the total number of arrangements will have been pro- aurea oy una vast amount or aua t allied human elTorL The answer la Dot once. AUTOMOBILE AS A REMEDY Physicians Say Its Vibrations May Hslp In Cure of Vertigo and Paralysis. The literature of automoblllng In Ita relationship to dUeaae Is atlll very I meager, ai iafl "ly ,hrl caalonal t medical an vTf5., tlflc Journ meager, and It Is only through oc- notes In nd aclen- nals that one becomes ac quainted with the effects of relative ly new methods of locomotion on diseases. Medical men I declare that there Is nothing specific about the motion of automlblHiig, for ilt Is merely a matter of petty shocks I or vibrations, such aa occur In rail I way trains, and. If automobile Jour neys appear to produce certain ef fects. It Is quite safe to assume that railway travel will bo followed by the aome or similar consequences. At a recent meeting of the Herlln Society for Psychiatry and Nerrous Ulaeases, I'rofeaaor Oppenhelmcr read a paper on habitual yertlgo from whlrh It appeared that thla condition la leas apparent to the patient when riding In automobiles or railway trains. I'rofeaaor Kron then stated that he had seen the same sequence, but attributed It to psychic causes detraction of the attention. He cited the case of a rope dancer who suf fered from vertlK when on the ground, but waa never bothered while In the air. The paychlc factor, he said, la naturally In evidence here, and the state of affairs Is paralleled by the actor who always stutters while off the atagn, but never while speaking hla llnea in a play. I'rofeaaor llrrnhardt stated that the patient with habitual vertigo feels In better spirits fin an automobile or railway Journey, and thla la also true of patlenla with paralyala agltana. He attributed the favorable result to the fact that the Involuntary motion Im parted by the vehicle antagonizes the senaations of vertigo and tremor. One of his patients with paralysis agltans takes several rldea dally on an auto omnlbus with beneficial results. The Boat Position. Trior to tho commencement of a boya' cricket match there were, sev eral candidates on the fielding aide for the position of long field. "Han-la bad it last week and the week before," complained two or three of the boys to their captain. "It's about time aomeone else bad a turn." The discussion seemed likely to end In a free fight, when the local curate came f-n the scene and endeavored to pour oil on tho troubled waters. "You ourprlae me, boys, he Mid. "Harris has done especially well In that position, hasn't he?" "He has so," agreed the malcon tents. "If h' hd to climb Illlgglns' wall after the ball once, he's bad to a dozen times." "Well?" queried the reverend gen tleman. "That's whr we want a chance." snapped a potlKf youngster; "old Wig gins' gooaeherriea are ripe and bli bulldog's dead!" London Tituiu. LITTLE BOY KNEW REASON Steam Came Out of tha Spout of Kettle ao That Mamma Might Open Father's Lettoro. Tapa,' ' aald the hopeful youth, 'can me what la natural phlloa- you tell ophy?" "Of course I can," aald papa, proud and relieved to find that there waa at laat something he could tell hla off spring. "Natural phlloaopby la the aclenre of cauae and reason. Now, for Inatance, you see the steam coin ing out of I apout of the kettle, but you don't know why or for what rea son It does ao, and " "Oh, but I do, papa!" chirped the hope of the household. "The reason the steam comes out of the kettle Is ao that mamma may open your letteri without your knowing It!" THAT'S ALL HE LEAVE. Muldoon Sure, an' It's sorry Ol am to bear that your buaband'a dead, Mrs. Casey. Did he lave yei any thing? Mrs. Casey Yls, Mr. Muldoon, be left me a widow. Tough on Texas. A young lieutenant from a New York regiment surveyed the Texas arenery gloomily and reflected upon hla great dlatance from the lights of llruadway. The smoke from a smelt er and the swirling sand from the low lying hills had spoiled the lieu tenant's disposition. "Tell me," said an editor from El Paao, "lan't there aome hidden pur poae behind thla mobilization?" "There Is." replied the lieutenant: "we are icolng to force Mexico to tako back Texas." Success, Darkness Didn't Help. Paeon I see a London lecturer de clares that mi sic, to be heard In per fection, should be heard In absolute darkness. Fgbert Well. I heard a phono graph going In a London fog, once, but It oeemed very far from perfec tion to me. Yonkers Statesman. "ir Maybe. Father of the Fair One How can you possibly think of marrying my daughter? You say that by the strict est economy you can save only $10 a month! Poor but Worthy Toot Oh, yes; but if we both save, It will be $20. Not That Kind of a Father. "Johnny, you must comb your half before you come to school." "I ain't got no comb. "Horrow your father's." "Pa ain't got no comb, either." "IViesn't he comb his hair?" "He ain't got no balr." Mixed Figures. "They are certainly numerically mixed In that town." "How so?" "They make It a primary condition that tha secondary schools should have a third portion of the quarterly report" Loglalatlvsly Expressed. No one can go wrong If he follows the ten commandments," aald the Bin cere cltlien. "Yea," replied Senator Sorghum; "the only trouble about the ten com niandmenta arises from tb amend menta people try to tack on to them." Making Ends Moot. Ills Wife Hut don't you think Join ing the golf club Is rather an eitrava nance ?" "Not If we economize In other ways. 1 thought we might give, up our pew In church." Life. Literal Payments. "I know, dear, you are) careless about paying your bills, but here la aa account you ought really to clean up. "What la It?" "Tour laundry bllL" DID Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Is tho beat of all medicines for the itiuirilm and weaknesses peculiar to only preparation of ita kind devised by ated physician an cipcricocea ana saiuew iframui tho diseaaco of women. It U a safe medicine in any condition of tho system. THE ONE REMEDY which contains no alcohol and do iniurtoue habit-forming1 drufa mad which a;roateo no craving1 for auch stimulant a. THE ONE REMEDY so ood that ita makers cure not afraid to print ita every ingredient on each outaido bottle -wrapper and attest to tha truthfulness of the aama under oath. It is sold by medicine dealers everywhere, and any dealer who beso t it can get it. Don't take a substituta of unknown composition lor this medicine or inoin composition. No counterfeit is as ood aa the genuine and the drugnt who ssys something else ia "just aa food as Dr. Pierce's is either mistaken or is trying- to deceive you for his own selfish benefit. Such a man is not to o trusted, lie is trifling with your most priceless possession your health may be your life itself. Set that you fet what yea mii for. GILLESPIE SCHOOL OF EXPRESSION 534 Morrisee St., Partland. Oref en. Two-r-r roiiiri fir temcha n. radr and public ipeakem. Crailuatas after eomplln two yrara of poHt-araduat work. irrntl pri.feanional diplomas. Continuum cianaaa f rom 9 u ! oYU.'k. five Hava ir week. Individual kaaons wilh either the principal or the SMiatanta. afteri.uuna and evcmigi. EMMA W. GILLESPIE. Principal. Plant Feigns Death. In South America there ii a plant a species of mimosa which feigns death for the purpose, naturallata think, of preventing grass-eating ani mals from eating it. In Ita natural state It is bright green, but as soon as It la touched It collapses into a tangle of apparently dead brown sterna. CHANGE -IN WOMAN'S , LIFE Made Safe by Lydia E. Pinkbam's Vegetable Compound. r.raniteville Vt " I W3I Paaslnif throueh tlieChanpeof Life and suffered i rom iierv"u"r!"' and other annoying syiupwuis, f an..lru.'y a7. u,i" Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound haa proved worth mountains or gold to me, as it restored my health and strength. I never forget to tell itiT friends what Lydia K. Hnkham'L Vegetable Compound has done for me during this trying period. Complete restoration to health means so much to me that for t' sake of other suffer ing women I am willing to make my trouble public so you may publish this letter." Mr. Chas. JjAiitLAY, U.F.D., Graniteville, Vt. No other medicine for woman's ills has received such wide-spread and un- nualilied endorsement. 20 other med icine we know of has such a record of cures as has J.ydia x.. nunnam s Vegetable Compound. Vor more than SO years it has been curing woman's ills such as Inflamma tion, ulceration, fibroid tumors, irreg ularities, periodic pains ana nervous prostration, and it is unequalled for carrying women safely through the period of change of life. Mm. Pinkham. at T.ynn. Maae- invites all Hick women to write her for advice. Her advice iafreCfc and always lielpf tu. a Tnmr AttaratiT and keaolvent. l brut tnmly for KtdnrTa. Liver and Bowtla. Er.ilic.lc. 1'implf., Eruption, and Diaordirs cf the bkin. JMnfif. the Blood and givee Xoac, bUoto and Vigor lo Uic cutuc ijr.lem. Conquar Stlf-Dlstrust. Self-distrust la the cause of most of our failures. In the assurance of strength there is strengtn, ana mey 4 . are lam weaaesi, nowever nuum, w have no faith In themselves or uieir powers. Iiovee. Good Advice. Rub elbows with the least of the world's people, if you would quicken your brain and soften your heart. Exchange. Does Not Color Hair Ayer's Hair Vigor, ts now made from our new improved formula, does not stain or color the hair even to the slightest degree. Gray hair, white hair, blonde hair is not made a shade darker. But it certainly does stop falling hair. No question about that. fWt not rhrmn Me color of tho hah. A forsBMl With Mtk kOls f Baaw it to root Sector a. k klai a.oal It. aha. a. aa aa aar. yers Indeed, we believe It will stop every cast of fallinf hair unless there Is some very unusual complication, something greatly affecting tha general health. Then you should consult your physician Also ask him about tho new Ayer's Hair Vigor. a suae kyUMS.CAjw Co., lw.ul Mesa. I 4 imfw' bo cure of diseases, women. It is tha a regularly r equ Drives twiT Flies, Mosquitoes and Gnats. i It protects horses and cattle from attacks ; of insects, enabling them to feed and sleep in peace. It prevents loss of weight I and strength from worry caused by I attacks of insects, and from the irritation ' of their bites and stings. There is a satisfaction in the relief it affords domestic animals from the scourge of maddening parasites and flies, besides the profit in returns. Horses ao more wort ' 1 I 1 .A mr.r- mnA . milk .hr iieved from thefrenzr i incited by constantly fighting a swarm 1 o( ,oracious, insatiable insects. Four sizes, 25c. 50c, 7SC and fl.as. Ask Toar merchant for it. Hoyt Chemical Co. Portland, Oregon Religion In Dally Life. Your daily dutiea are part of your religious life, just as much aa your ievotlons. Beecher. coffee; j tea spices tUrtlNQ POWDER EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT cuissnaDEVEii PORT LAND. 0atJ I tmemores Shoe Polishes rinest in quarty. .argasi in nnnr. Thi maal fvrrj riHinli-ftii.-iii for rteaulnt aiul potiibii.g br or ail Huai uj roiora. Il.T EUliI tbe "'y h' that po.lllT.lj contain. OlL. macb. ana Fc.ll.haa rvlwi' and rMltlrea'. boot. .BO ..llbaol rabbl.a, -rraacb Olo..." 10c. IA M Y coml.lualloa for claanlaa and pollaklaa all ain.la of roact nr taa ahoca, ... Star' la, IOC OI H K WIIIT aiakc dirty ea.voa .hoc. elr.a au.t blle. la llnuM focai aolt caa ha a.ValT and caallT applied. A .nonjia la .tt pLW'tl oo alwa,. reair for - Two Hoot, 1 "lf Jourdcalar rtoa. not moro th ktixt T" want, and a. hi. ail.laca. ai4 tb prlca Ul H-Pa tot a full oorooMO. WHITTEMORt BROS. a CO., tO-1 !! Oaenbrlfcai. . 2K UUe,t and Uuvrot Manufc. lurm of Shu 'iAiht ia ' H orU. 4? I tot I 1 iiiio OPIUMTOBACCO Baaaa T Hablta Pnalalr Cwi. aVrT tlnlraatauriiad Kaalcl In. I I I I Sal 1. CI 'lata I. Oraaoa. Wrlta 1 1 fV for lllaatratad clroalar. aksV liarrManTvri.71LltTaa. No. ll-'ll rtttaia to advorttaovs plaaoe om thla 9000T. V aaaatl aaaaw T"" aw