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Newspaper Page Text"Ship It to Me" SAYS SMITH Smith wants iwi irimrni ml and hoar In Um oountrf. He nevar ehanres o aiewien. We will par a. follow for (nod. fat Mult. Ship br expreM. DnmI Vol. u to 1M lbs........ 1J4C. Dianl Pork ......lie Ua Chicken. , . 16c IVaiaed Chloaane i7C tn aiarket Price Address FRANK L SMITH MEAT CO. TWKIi Um Beef Trwet" ,' , rOMTlANO, OREGON CAR STRIKERS RIOT Literally so. "I bur your girl ha a rood trad ow." -Dont speak of It a a trade; tt U real calling." "What to ltr "She la a telephone operator.'' Bat Umort American. Coadtllaaal. Th man who had been shot by ths hunter opened hU eyes, . "Forjlvs me," aald the person with the tun. -Not yet,' replied the sufferer, "but It you can provo to a Jury that I look like aqulrrel I'll think about It" Philadelphia Ledger. - Dearaeltr. . Goodman Gonronc What d'ye reck- o la the deadest of the dead 1 aruareaT - Raymold Storey My mess 1 that It'e the one you use when you're coughln . , - aiMpifriaa it. "Joalah, what la the houee of lords?" It'e one branch of the British par (lament You've beard of the house of commons, haven't youT . "Te-ea "Well, the lords are the nncommona" The 1m1 Vletlaa. Mrs. Kawler Isn't the cost of ltvlnc fMahtful these daysT Mrs. Renntur Indeed It la It's so hard to save enough out of It to pay the still greater cost of moving! Chl ago Tribune. Ska Kaew Illaa. He The Joneses will be wondering why we are so late. She No, they won't; I I'M them Job were going to drive. Juv'i3. Noteworthy Kamtuloai The early bird had caeifht the Thinking the Incident self-axplana tory and the moral perfectly obvloua the bird refrained from trying to say anything smart. JJirZSS&'SFS Philadelphia Terrorized by Angry ord. Ilia Woadeefal Tact. Wheeler Why, Mias Snooper, how costumes completely alter people! I hardly knew you. Mies' Snooper Do I look such a frlftht then? - - ; Wheeler On the contrary, yon look most charming. Illustrated Bits, TROUBLE OF ,TUIYMA. Mob dI Union Sympathers STRAY BULLETS INJURE MANY Thaae Lariat Frieada. afaybeJle Do you think thla photo graph looks like me? Gladys Not In the least dear; but It's a splendid picture. SEEDS Catalogue for the Asking Send for It J. J. BUTZER IN Street front ' Portland, Oregon Tw1ltrit Katloaa. . Bay Mackerel Thanksgiving and Christmas may be seasons for the dis memberment of Turkey, but I know nation In even a worse case. Shad Rose What la thatT Bay Mackerel Lent, when occur the baiting of fin hind. . Expected Troahta. One evening Fred, agod 4, ears the Chicago News, saw a shooting star tor the first time. Running Into the house, he exclaimed: "Oh, mamma, I'll bet there's going to be trouble In heav en to-night Somebody let on of the stars fall." Boy Sat Fir to Cars Passengers Are Stoned In Many Localities ' 3,000 Deputies Sworn In. Can wrecked, 297; car windows broken, 2,608; arrests made, 40; woman shot, i; extra police) or- dered, 3,000; total employed , by j company, 7,000; strikers' estimate of men out, 6,200; company's esti mate of men loyal, 3,600: strike.; breakers imported, 176. latted oa . That. There la a wide difference of opin ion as to the desirability ot a quiet wedding." "Well?" ' "But everybody wants an unosten tatious divorce." Louisville Courier Journal. Mora Iatoraatloa. Mrs. Cbugwater What Is animal mafcne.lem, Joainht Mr. Cbugwater Welt you know what an animal Is, and you know what nuunetisni la Just combine the two ar.d you get animal ronr.netiam. Isn't tnat plain enouch Looked Like Door. "This," remarked Mr. Cane, "Is my photograph with my two French poo dles. You recognize me, eh?" . "I think bo," said Miss Softie. "You are the one with the hat on, are you notr Colalag Aaotaer Word. ., Willie Pa, may I ask one more ques Hon? v . Pa Well, what Is It? Willie If a man from Portugal !i a Portuguese Is his little boy a Por tugoaling? Pa Right to bed with you. St Louis Times. WE PAY CASH Par hoaaeatead raHmmlthmanta. and can eel roar farm and rancaea quick ty. Lot us handle roar baauMas and wo will guarantee your satsdactaan. Ciro full particulars in Sim letter. DAVIS & BUITKAMP 10 Dckum Bid Portland, Ore $2,000 A YEAR Is beta aarnad br hundreds of Chiropod SMe. Tho work la auilr learned, com peti tion .lUrht. rrtumi locratree. A theusand araoaatea eouid Da placed tomorrow. .191 ..11 The Waatara School Vfll fl af Chirapodr Ik i H Partlaad, Ores oa jfUtj 1 j A Bros-en Down Foot-Ar-h Sara of niaa. "I'll give you a position as clerk to rtart with," said the merchant "and jay you what you are worth. Is that latisfactory?" "Oh, perfectly," replied the college rraduate, "but er do you think the Jrm can afford ltr- Catholic Stand ard and Times. tnpreinedltaled Sareauaa. Eminent Muaiclan Among my pro fessional friends I Reporter (easping) Professional friends! Are they living? QGlellC TesTewtheSe, 1,1 hjdCEafaJ Ouwera and VJt ""lw"w waw mo luu, r Y veeeublaa, plan, the beat fa . g seeds. Ferry's Heeds sre beet f g oecauaetnarnrrerraUlnrlald ' Z f w euaBtr. Tho b"rt rardno- t' fl g n and farmer rverrwhra f r'W 1 fl know Frrrr'a d to be Um g a ' I ff alrbeat tandard ot quant M 3 I I r attained. Fur aala f M I I ararrwbera. M M i IraUrniMSIaetaaaaal S - 1 , Fraaonraqtaaa) f S V t. n. ratt t cs, S ia.ai Jr Bad Breath "For months I had great trouble with my stomach and used all kinds of medicin. j My tongne has been actually as green as grass, my Dream naving a bad odor. Two weeksago a friend recommended Caacarets and after nsing them I can willingly and cheerfully say that they have entirely cored me. I therefore let you know that I shall recommend them to any one suffer ing from each troubles." Chas. H. Hal Ptrn. 4 E. 7a St., New York, N. V. CUT THIS OUT. mail It with roar ad- oreaa w ine aterun Itemed? Companr. iu.. aira roe pre a reata- Gold Boa Baa FKES. MOOfRN CXPERI DENTISTRY At Pricaa that Daly CaajpeUtiaa trcrti WITHOUT PLATES a SPECIALTY PAINLESS EXTRACTION 60c ; SILVER FILLINGS 60C Ul 1 GOLD FILLINGS il.00 uo j, fcK GOLD CROWN ......,'... S5.00 . COOP RUBBER PLATE ii.OO IHE BEST RUBBER PLATES .. $8.00 WHALKBONB PLATES S10.00 Oatof-towa patients can obtain perfect work , aad aara monwy br eailins at oar oiBea. MOSTUDENrS NO OAS NO COCAlNfc All work s-aarantaad for tan rears -.."HIT Ann DAiaiircc nwricrc 111 WaaMeatoa SC. Car. it - stabBahed la raara Here to star Seeds Don't waste time and money planting- poor seeds. Our seeds won First Grand Prize at the Seattle Exposi tion. Our prices are reasonable. Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy. Vogeler Seed Co. Salt Lake City, Utah Philadelphia, Feb. 22. Rioting in every section of the city followed the attempt of the Philadelphia Rapid Transit'eompany to operate its lines hare today. Passongers and crews were driven from cars by infuriated mobs of strike sympathisers and in nearly a score of instances the abandoned cars were burned or otherwise destroyed. At nightfall every car was with arawn from service, stern measures were adopted by the police to quell the disorders. rive persons wers ar rested, charged with inciting to riot Two women were taken to hospitals. Mayor Reyburn tonight order! Di rector of Police Clay to swear in 8,000 additional polios and to issue a pro clamation eniorcmg ins riot act. The executive committee of the Cen tral Labor union this afternoon pledged both moral and financial support to the strikers, it also decided to call a sympathetic strike of every union man in the city in caae the authorities put into effect their threat to operate the cars with policemen and firemen. in cna morning cars wers run on every line with little difficulty except in tna mill district of Kensington, where cars wers stoned by mobs. At 11 o clock transit company officials announced that cars were running on their regular schedule. Shortly after ward riots were reported from scores of widely separated localities. In the Southern section a mob of boys drove s conductor and motorman from their posts, and, after the four women passengers bad left the car, set icon Ore. The car following was stopped also and was being set on fire when a de tachment of police and a chemical en guie reacnea me scene, in this same section Mary Devlin, aged 16 years, was shot in the leg when the police fired their revolvers in an effort to check the mob. an we oeuauy quiet residence sec tion of West Philadelphia, mobs for a time baffled the police. Iron bars and stones were piled on the tracks and several ears were wrecked. Mounted police were powerless to disperse the mobs, and a fire hose was brought into piay. Contradictory claims are made by the opposing forces as to the number ot men on strike. Leaders of the Amalgamated Association of Street end bleclric Railway employes say that 6.200 of the 7,000 employes of the transit company have left their cars. Officials of the company say that 3,500 of their employes are loysl and that regular service will be re sumed at daybreak tomorrow. The importation of 175 atrikebresk ers from New York led to an attack on the bams and main offices of the com pany this afternoon. Windows were broken by the mob, which was finally dispersed, after 35 arrests had been made. Union leaders say they will force the company to arbitrate. They charge that the company for months, by a series of petty persecutions, has been endeavoring to force the onion to strike, and finally, by discbarsino- large number of union men, practically aeciarea a lockout. Lata Kaeasa t TaVlag lllaa lK . Caatudy. The lock lug up ot juries actually (mpi'lsoulng them may be necessary, but any agreement reached In that way appears to correspond pretty closely lu terms to what the law books call an agreement extorted "under duress ot luiprUuniuuut," which Is frauduent and invalid. The authority (or it rests ou the very old preevdeut ot court prac tice, and no doubt Judges would find the most amnle Justification in law If the right were questioned, especially as there Is nobody to decide on their own bowers but the Judaea themselves, tt is an Indignity for a free cltlsen, act- lug as a part of a court ot Justice, to have his liberty taken away by a show ot force, for hs Is taken Into custody! led Into a room, and locked in forcibly by court officers, and he might well aek himself whether he is capable ot ran derlng a strictly Impartial verdict vn- der restraint Perhaps that is ous way of convincing the prlsouer at the bar that bs Is being "tried by his peers. In a recent murder trial In New York City, notorious over the whole civilised world, each juror was placed under ar rest as he stepped Into ths Jury box, even before the caae was opened, and hs was kept a close prisoner unless fortunate enough to be rejected as juror throughout the wearlsomo weeks of that trial. Ths excuse offered by thla indlyntty for It certainty Is that, disguise It s you will was that It was necessary to prevent some jurymen being bribed but tt does not seem unreasonable tor an honest man to ask why he should be suspected ot willingness to be cor rupted any more readily than the Judge or the district attorney. Judgea and district attorneys hare been known to be bribed, or bribers. before now; perhaps ou the record quits often as jurymen. Why not lock up ths Judge and district attorney along with the Jury to prevent ths possibility, or suspicion, ot their be ing "reached ?" Joseph Horner Coatee, In Scribner's. BEES AS T ARM EES' AIDS, They Hel to Fertilise Bloaeoaas, Mlllloaa Kvary .Uay. Beekeeping Is a valuable aid la the cultivation of fruit and seed crops. In sects which feed on nectar play an Im portant part In the fertilisation ot flowers. Fertilisation is effected In other ways, but the agency of insect la the more certain and efficacious, and no other Insect la comparable with the honey bee In this respect A strong hive contains 10,000 bees In February, 15,000 In March, 40,000 in April, and from 60,000 to 80,000 In May. It has been discovered by skil ful observers that the average load ot nectar carried to the hive by a bee Is about 3-10 ot a grain, so that the col lection of one pound of nectar requires nearly 23,000 foraging excursions. j By means ot hives set on balances i tt has been found that the dally In crease of weight in May averages 3.3 pounds. Occasionally, more than 11 pounds Is gained In one day, and when the amount consumed by the bees and the loss of weight by evaporation are considered. It appears probable that ths average dally quantity ot nectar collected is not leas than 11 pound, which would load 250,000 bees. As a bee visits 10 flowers on the sverage in collecting a single losd some 2,500,000 flowers are visited In one day by the bees of s single hive. An additional large number of visits Is required for the collection ot pollen These figures explain why many trees and plants bear small crops In the absence of bees. The bee is charged with vsrlous Imaginary crimes. Hs sting Is formld sble, but chiefly to the Imprudent It Is accused of ravaging fruit, but iti tongue Is formed exclusively for the extraction of sweet juices, and Its mandibles are unable to pierce the skin ot a fruit Cosmos. Don't Wait For f prill c'"'. but '"Hi" ulM "1 ynursvstvni now by rlniu your blow! of tluwe linpurltira tlmt have i.. it ,i, triii ill, w ittiir. To build up jMiu 'sysinn now will help you tliruiiKll the amblen md extreme ehang-'i or wi a' her at iliU u and vary likely s ve you from serlt'us s.ckuass Istar. Hood's Sarsaparllla Is the medicine to tk, I' purifies Hie blood and aires atrvnalh slid visor, CM It Inlay In uul ttiuil furm or eaoeolaloJ (ableta eal:ed Sareatabe. .Oil IKae. 11 l.lrea Too Kaat Toor fellow I lie Is quits broken town, and the doctor asys that hit oondltlon is dus to fast living." "Fast HvlniT' "Yes; yot see. hs It s traveling man, and hs was obliged 1o eat so many dining-car meals and lose so ruucb sleep in sleepers that his constitution lavs way." Hrooklyn Cltlien. The lllava-llaad" Uaelaeee. Mrs. Hart My husband got a letter today saying something dreadful would tiM'l'cn If he didn't seud the writer a sum ot money. Mr. Bmsrtf-My husband gats dunned for ola blue, loo. Uoatoo Transcript.. Qukk As Wink. If Your eyes acho with a smarting, burnini? svnsntiun and dlstlnvas, use 'KTTiT'S EYE SALVE. All druggists or Howard Kroa., HulMo. N. Y. Aad It 1114. "Boll on, thou mlahty oceanl" The poet wrote his sons. Ah, well, the bard ha had his way, for ever sines that fattful day The ocean ha. In ceaseless play, rieen rolllnc rlsbt alungl Chicago Trlhun. Saaabbllaa Aaoal Notklaa. "To-day my wife and myself had the most foolish squabble of eur marnsti career. -And what waa the subject (4 year discussion T" How we would Invest our money If we bad anv " Kansas City Journal. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnsloo's Santhlaf Syrup tte b. st remedr to aas tuf laelt ehUdred atlas taa lee talus' uattuu. Asiatic Employers Taboo. San Francisco, Feb. 22. If the var ious unions affiliated with the Ran Francisco Labor council obey ths reso lution- aaopiea last night by that or ganlzation none of their members will be permitted to work in a bouse where Asiatics are employed. Ths resolution followed the voting down of a recom menaation that no more saloons where Asiatics are employed be an ion iced, and yr rtT T t T r 1-a " w" aaPiea tne plea that It was atriai VS W " Jtaa LJ rg f. I "Qt Islr to single out the saloons for uujrtun. wosn oiner Business Douses employ tbem. I not a "food" it is a n.eilicii.p .ml only medicine in the world for cows omy. Jlam- lor the cow and. sit nanieindiratea a t:ow Cure. Harrenwu.. retained after birth, abortion, scour, caked udder, ami ell similar affections positive y and quicklr cured. o one who keep com, wliether riiniiy or lew eon atford to be without K.U W KUKK. It is made especially to keep cows healthy. Our book "Cow Monev" sent FKEE Aek rour local dealer tor KOW-KURE or sand to the Buuiulacturem DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO. . lssasrie, Tl roR PINKEYE DISTEMPER CATARRHAL rEVW AMD ALL NOSE - AND THROAT DISEASES ience as a castawsy, Castswsy Chief of Csmp. Juneau, Alaska.. Feb. 22. Carta in W. P. H. Porter and a few members of the crew of ths wrecked steamer Yuca tan are standing by the vessel, wbich lies more than balf out of water. M, waisn, who was shipwrecked in ths Far al Ion on Cook Inlet last month, and wno was oDiigen to spend four weeks in camp after that steamship went down, was a passenger on the Yucatan and made good use of bis former . exoer- It is said he did to make tbs IN t.' a THJt DESCHUTES VALLEY The Macs Tou've Been Reading About i - Write for Information COOPfR & TAYLOR, Selling Agts. 20-7-A.o fleiiry BM PortlamL Orcfaa , Cures the sick and acts as a preventive for others. Ltoold """a than anyone else ElZ,rVn Bo (l by all druggists and horse goods houses, or sent, express '" i ''aj ' e , , paid, by the manufacturers. . i,.i. Aviation School Planned. - iPOHN MEDICAL CO.. Chemists. Goshen. IndJ : 22,-Plans for ' w ' . the MUh lahntMl f , S ' " .Mve v a, e-UAKII lur awr- lai research" were presented to tbs city authorities and the various civic bodies today when members of the Aero club of California asked the may or and ths beads of tbs various associa tions to name members of a commis sion to direct such an institution. Ex perimenters and inventors In all branches of aviation and meteorology will be aided by the proposed plan. Sumplsr Survivor Dies, Erie, Pa., Feb. 22. Jsmes Gibbons, the last of the little garrison that sur rendered with Msjor Robert Anderson in 1861 when Fort Sampter wss fired upon, died tonight. Gibbons was credited with sighting the first gun fired by the Union forces. I J. mlL rZ"L The farmers' I frianS east The Wonderfal Caaael. When the naturs of ths work per formed by the camel Is considered It is perhaps its very somnolent organi zation which best fits It for that work and which gives color to the accusa tions of laziness and stupidity mads against It It can live on a diet ss ap petising as "a green umbrella," to use Sir Samuel Baker's words. Barren, leafless twigs, dried shrubs and ths tough, paper-like substances of the dome palm form the chief courses n the menu prepared by naturs tor this denizen of the desert The marvelous arrangement for the retaining of a sup ply of water-sufficient to last for many days makes the camel's powers of en durance phenomenal The ordinary freight camel is expected to carry a load of from 600 to 1,000 pounds serous the desert at the rate of twenty-five miles a day and to keep It up tor three days without a fresh supply of water. Some will cover fifty miles day for five days without water, and the swifter species will carry their riders 100 miles a day. London Spars Moments. Aa lla broaaa. Tennyson had Just braun to writ ths "Chars of tin I.laht tirlad." "Half s leasue, half a Irasue, Half s Iraa-ue onward" Then he lo,prd. "Sounds a xuod deal Ilk "Off agin. n agin, none an In, FlBneajan!" be aald. nlttlng hi brows. But he went ahead with IL and tht Jlnsl -mad a decided hit Chicago rlbun. DISat Kaaotly Mesa It. The Olrl Isn't this play tlreaomel The Toung Man It s an awful bora ut there la no use. Miss t'tnkle, of your trying to conceal a yawn with that fairy llttl hand ot your; It can't balf cover er I mean that is" Chlcaao Tribune. TO CUfW A COtO M OUt DAY Take I.AXATlVr MtOMO Uaintaa TaHlefe. lOTias-teta refund awme If ll fells ta nn at W. QliuVC'S surnature le oa erk wis. Ska, Mis fareolt. "What doe Ardup follow for a llv fngr "Just Bow he ts following old Scad wsU's daughter. In the bow that hs will be living la the ScadwsU family tne day." eileiortaae et Holla. ni.tin.ej moan a lack of Imagine una and without Imagination life ami bapplnsas are hoi Impoanllile. KS llglon asd art. fro'" " Vulnt ot lw luars the earn rolMlon. They brlni to man lh saiwe ot aiiis.em-tit. Th tenon us that the world Is a wonderful fairy palace, the pWt'w f bo"''' "Jr else. Then ws discover that ws our solves er inoat auiaalng creature. Tin dull tnn I m Interested In himself baa no slf4r. I am reitalH that nt man caa love hi neighbor "' has learned to love nimeu. r io sw ealve we discover hiimnnlty. rale, rat aad TMe-r. A Ksnsau sut on Hi beach at Allan tlo City watching a fair and very fat bather dlmmrtlng heraclf lu ths surt II knew nothing of tide and he dlil not notice that em-h succeeding ' cam a little closer to III feel, At In' an extra bis wave washed over till shoe! on. "Hey. there!" he yelled at ths fair fat bather. "Unit yor Juinpln up sntl down! l'y want to diown usr Kvsrybody'a nir umru in s to H oavi Oam lUNrMfNI la merentiwd uirurs any ei 11,-klne. llllnd. Illnnllne I'rulritdlli I'll W h 14 Uars or money rerun-M. Sia. lael. Olrl With th Fur Jackst-Kvery lin.lv aoeak well of 111 uroacher al your ehtirch, Olrl With th Yellow Ittiskln Ite'l )ui a nU a h ran be. When there'! only a lew people al lite nturtiln er vice h mver get eros and ruaati them bcu th caiiaresatlan Un'i largr. . Uraslat Alaeas, , "Madam, your pot dog bit my llttl boy to the t.v this morning" Mb. you alarm me! Had your llttl boy's face been antlarptlrally washed?" 'Vf rour not. I "Oood heaven, woman! How rauld you let th Utile tlarllng run utt a risk! Jame. lel.-phon at once lor the veterinarian. "-Ilallluior Amur-lean. tJahtatae t'haaao, Maria, who la Ilia spider lee gawk thai come to ee llrssl two or Ihreo time a weekr "Why. don't you know. Joh'nT Tlial' young Mr. Welloph. the Junior partner In the Brni of Himli-aah a "VII, eonfound her. why doesn't she Slve hlra a Hula ronra snroufagenieol T 'blcaso Tribune. la Thla Teaef "Why don't the common people get more?" "Ileeaus Ihy dont eilst a a body. Every Individual think he la sllrhtty suierlor to th general run of human ity." Iulvllla t'imrter Journal, The IVI.I af Vlate, Daeaus eaih roee nmel hav Its thorn. Th pessimist r'Ms r.tao ntipoaea: Th optimist, mora lU!y lrn. 1 sad because lb Ihorns hav rosea Nlion Walerittan, In Dalurtlay Krsa- Ins J'ost. uoes ivot Color Haiti Ayer't Hair VJcor, m now mad. from our new Imnmv.d formula, docs not n.ln or color i ho hair even to the .lighten degree. Cny hulr, white hir I'luiiuu Hair not mads shade darker. Hut It CLTIsIbI., . - . ... "II uoet iiop lauitii Mir. I v r-.rr.i-w ,nm fnmr mm fAet A Seesaaiawiia Jl Skew it I. (a Indeed, we hcllv It wilt nop every cats ot tailing hair Unlets there Is sains im unusual coinflieolinti.sometb.litt uttii sITccdng (he pcneial hcallh. 1,fl . ' should constiltyour idiysivlsn Alsetsk him shout the new Aycr's Hair Vigor, mmm suae Sr tM i. O, Sere ttu Lawelt, ataaKw Th M nriahl tm. dailglHwr Of s rrovM..-. clergyman was rtfadlng q her erviaa lauil liattrr so account pf rt.. ou tfeHlmmy lu a Waster dloraast 'Th solemn suchsrlst was sung bt lllsliop Waller, Hh lll.hop Orsftss uontlflcatlig from ths throne" "What doe puutlflcatlng tueanr shi saked her father, "Have you studied Latin and h1 know ths meaning of a very word?" wa th reply, -Oh. y, 1 , It mean b brt4ga It" Uuatoti Transcript The MleSaat nf Sllaaaa, Th lats Judss sttUs Uriatt. tka (uiher of VVilliatu J, llran, one kaj several bart.t stul.a from hi stu.dlS huuso, He lutsaatd) them St ours, bat aald nothing out It to sny on a few iters tatr a neighbor cam to kls nay, ju.iita. a said. "I bV'd had ...rite hams siois t oiber nigbt 'To, replied th JMt. vary eeaA dentiallr, "but don'l 111 sny one, Tea aad I are lit only ones who know It, durceaa Mairs. Ta Ik na.ea.eal via SVIrelass. The riinlier negtrvt-u the beat. A maimuary trti-hl Tli lariant kick a restaur To i-lir I kh k. Kansas t'lty Time. ritfalle ( Slaae. Boat (In India) Do you sea that fanatlo over there f lis ha sal os that comer and In lhal posture, with out movtns. for sla months Traveler (from America) Qeel That a going aoma! LoaaoB froas the PaeC. Croesus wa eounllng his sold. Tor th life of ma," he said. "1 ean't make II coin up to th published atl mutea of my wealth!" Reflecting, however, lhal John V. Rockefeller probably had the aama kind of trouble, h amlled grimly and kept en 9rnntlng. Oar L.abr Aa. "Speaking of the Wright brothers. It's a good thing for people who like to travel by water that Fulton lived good many years ago." "Why that?" "Hs would undoubtedly bs trying to get sn Injunction on all ths boats .float." Boston Herald. Portland" a the kig turkei pUct ot tl Northwest Saad Your Produce THF.RF. ( We are harvllem of Kggs, lliittrr, Veal. Dre.awi Ids, l'ouitiy. live r ilrraiwl also Apple. Union. I'ota t'onsigtimenta, whether iarve or small are s.licitel. We ran give you good rlrre for gotal stuff. Write Ut McEwen & Koskey CDSgCSrOK lUCIilTS 1 29 Front Si. Portlaad. Or. tfouu m cost or inwt; CRESCENT BAKING POWDER 2Sc FULL POUND f corrrrt ( tEA 5PICCS BAAIN0 KtWfHR : tiTMcrj tjusf Rifitrr ctosinattKttj reaiuaa oat. TrUl OoltU rrvsi Br Mail Best for Children it pis y cue I c I " I no I a i ! CURE W Wl MsKlU Tut j Gives sutant teW wlrrn Lttle dtroaU are snUled anxl tore. Contains no oinatri and i si plraaanl to take cllKtrve. AO Dnunrau, it a,a,a"aaaaaaaiaaiaaaaaaaawM.aa..a........ I Heasant MM Beneficial Fldo'a ntall a Mralary. Little Willie was tugging at Fldo's tall. 'What are you trying to do with th dogt" saked the child's father. I link his tall Is coming off." Oh, no, Willie That's Impossible, What makes you thing so?" . 'Causa Fldo's tall Is so looss thai U wiggles." New York Press. The OaM ot Golf. r armer jiuruea i nere i one gooa thing about golf anyhow. Farmer Fal lows (skeptically) What's that? Fanner Barnes Why, ys don't have to play it If ye don t want to. London Scraps. Technical, I will tell you ths kind of a lawyei Jones is," said the Judge, In reply to request for such information. "He's so technical that hs will fall all over a crowbar to hunt for a pin, and not even see the crowbar, mind Too." . 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