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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (March 27, 1908)
-Youir Stood Needs purifying and your whole system renovating in the spring, as pimples, boils, eruptions, loss of appetite and that tired feeling annually prove. Hood's Sarsaparilla is the most effective medicine ever devised for the complete purification of the blood and th complete renovation of the whole system. It will make you feel better, look better, eat and sleep better and give you the best possible preparation for the hot days of summer, as over 40.000 people have testified in the last two years. 1 oday buy and begin to take Hood's Sarsaparilla Usual form, liquid, or In tablet form, called Sarsataba, 100 Done 11. NEXT frame anj Id Colonic Aid In MV lug Inhibition Smteu-iU Acre Art I'acJ. 2,000 ATHLETES TO TAKE FART. About lOO.OHO net r In dm during th herring eaoa by th 800 flaking unack of th Netherlands A nt list aaout tare eeaaons. but owing to Ioum from torm tod othr num between 40.. 900 and 90,000 new net art purchaaed annua uy. Nw York, with 4.000,000 population. bad been adding to Ita total in tb three Jtri preceding UXO at tb rat of 100,- OOO a rear. Philadelphia, with a littl Ira than I.50O.WO population, bad In- crad at tb rat of 30,000 a year. Kexrdl Aavriac. Mr. Flippuu Maria. her' tbat 123 ton ay yoa ol for a nw bat. My tb way. Maria, do 1 erer talk Id hit aleep? Mr, flippuu Tbank. No, John, yoa orer de. l'hicro Tribatu. Mark . 8qula Wty do thee call tbea Inte-urban cars "limited?" Squaggi Becatiae aucb a aniall number of peoplt who trarel on them get to their destination allr. Toledo Blada. UxmfS acts entl enna s entlv vol oromnt- ly on the bou els, cleanses me system ejjectually, assists one in overcoming habitual constipation permanently. To get its beneficial ejjecTs bu ine centime. flortufatturodl bytlid California floSwiupCo. SOLO BTIXAOINO ORUCdSTS-SOtBOTar. SAVE THE CARTON TOPS ud Hop Wrppm from "20 Mule Team Borax" Prerttteu sad i-bna tbta tnr VALUABLE PREMIUMS FREE H UlulnW Bltlana 1 1M trtlclM (KM Maf rf KB Ad4r raciric pout aoaaz co , 0.114. ci. ITS FREE "SEND FOR IT NOW" Th Bwt fruit Tr trvt Barer Plan! UUI In ui NorUiwm J. J. BUTZER 192 Front St., Portland. Oregon Urn ci. Reporter I tup pox you don't know what tb Senator tbink about tbl tariS r(orm butine? Senator' Private Secretary No mora than jrou do. I only know what br ay about It. Seventy -Sis Building In OrounJi and Lagoon A.lil to Beauty of th Surrounding. He Ait. "How old do you iblnk tbat woman iir "I wouldn't Ilk to ur, but I'll bet aha own up to being several ;m ra younger than any other woman you care to natfle." Philadelphia Pre. Million of dollar ntv .-lng i-i,t In no preparation for t!' r riiin-o HritUh r- position, to lx- held In imrlh N'lul.Hi London, I'nrta. tin- Itiitlxf, colonic and the French !.-j -t. U-n elm, are aiding In th. evhlMlloti. t ot.J.x-t I tnofol.l -to cement tin1 i1xl!iii: friendship he tweoi, ,,re:,i ttrltnln ami Prince an. I in tn,l 11 a monument tu tin1 -t.-e of KlIMJWV Tim toculnn of !! fair I nt Shep herd lt:ili. n ,i!urb of N,ir(h l.ntnli tillt i alttlvltixt tlllt It t f.ixr nf ,1.-x- hr train, tu!. ,r ,'r frion lin,"r r point of tl" icroat iurtni'!K r itx mi nroti of 1 t.l 'h- Tlw f.i'ti.Min ItttiTUiit ioitnl 1 li!!'lt!oti of s i I o-vil r.lrlas t" Awr. Little Kitty (rnturtainlni him) Mlr tl tblnk a lot of jrou. Mr. U'tlloa. Elderly Suitor Ikw !, drarifl How da you know? Littl Kitty Sh ar you'll b tht utl, ,. ,,.. ,frK .,t th rt. darllnpat old meal ticket that aver bap-'ml, hf.ltt..ti " in S.x.t!.n.l. t0"- Lltlr lllnn III .11 .III l. ! 1e ( rir. j twenty Inn;.' puls.is nht. li I.. ,,x "Waan't It awful r nolalmed th ''' " "'l indnxtry .-f anartiueut houae alrl. -Tin. furnare nw-two nation Hrttnln ami I rn waa entirely nut laat nlftit. "I new notlml It." rep! led hi churu. ' Whatt Nerer noticed It? And you aat Id th cold parlor for two hour with that younj man. Who waa il anyway?" "An old flame." ti't on no a.vmint lll any ntlwr omm try l ailowixl to rtlilhlt rtn'ti tti.T are flfty U ntli.-r fine tni!M!iiit The lnillillnic are himu'Ioiii mnl artl fli truoturi, of torl. Iron. inn,-r-t and pliiBtiT W.xxl l rxtipl,tMMia hy .tle.1 the "time" ami tlhl teal Ihnf et rienced liHlurtu uniit'eil grit ami ri,., fni nxlo to rediliv, Hie lenn to Inillit the ol.l t M yoim nml the youi'U ' mino'lo. r'or one tvoii.'n or anothi-r every one itrli"xl the hini.lli'1'iir lth I'olll liiiml, lwl nt tin ixiiii with Ixiih U'l "! r'l' nlih nil "f hi r h. r lieiirt ntl wim mid utrvniiMi Nm U rhh' to mlw oinoilihiK Hko oen fliilitha of life ami Ihr Ihe oili.'r eishlh In willlnil". Wber ta the wlu.'l of )r!.'rily? irly 111 the nioruliitf. ttliftl nil Mietl are aliexl enve tlioeo who ur (ofivil bf hnnl Inekuiiierrr to he noli their way lo work, the lih')i I eu thri-adlii' Ita wav to mill and fa.lory. 1 lininghout the ly and Plrfht l "ir ", aeelt cm ViMlnif the nii'ti!T '"'y "!" ' lelaiirviy ny 'lh'-re l an wvaahwal "o, timer" who "'HI wheel fur health nml pleaxiire a lonely (iKiire mum highway i"n'h n.ity If not tnlel ly the honk of the motor rnr The U tltli tnn of the Tiin hurenu tell inehiii, holy tnle of the do. line and fall t the hi c-yele n rt pUwrnirn vehicle. In l!i the !!' le lietuntrr paid H Hi i n in jo etui utilnrlea. Ixouht n;i'" north of tnaterlnl and einiilow,! Ji'i American. J'llii then the initie In !iiii"-i until aUoif '.'."J,''"i lino tilio a leaf nr miiniifncmrcl now. a nrfalnt l.uit.liaj In U, 'l ite I ;n'ni -r...ii. who Uitiijlit hliji le In l'o lire not motur- i hi M-ixt of them nre w .ilkln of rhl iii( iiniii ir.rt ct I ron th el n n.1 ilnt of tlie iH,i,ii,.f ii..hlni h-" Hll 1 the K ip ene-l !) tlie dentb f Ihe hlcj. le crate A;il Jet hl. j cllt Were never offered hi, 'h o'rf iinllic fof gixxl (x.rt a t!i)r are toitar Win-re Ihcre en one mile of pitni roailna In an.) i-.ut the mrk alul njiproa, hina tlie innntrv rxida ten jinr ai(o there are ten today Ten Jenrx rko a ( ! h.j, le ix ltd! , heifer one mar he iMinht (uUy fof $.',, lUith hl v'1" '"l Ihe ownership of a ht. jclc pn-wiit iuii!rr proileii than were pr.-ent.il tn the ryellat In the dm nhen " ertlj" r,"le 7'hat the tl.'Tclc crsie w crave town want. M' neaa that had laat,xt lint tiwimrmw l.w . famlljf, the la.ard. llrh the walnut tn win u a' ll.e extm, C.f UiaT. eaaket Mill bo Inch 4 AflueermaMnaaKm,,, waa 01 at Ihe , blTV lie I.e. It greet rtV,glt .T'' orHt tree ami u,r fn. u etlt IherefrtHu. " "I M.-1..11. I'll .,.... 'I en, Ml.1 lo . vi.i(uf a(u, ' " nt "I'm flvlti' nut pntty f.,..,, I I mllit itee.1 that cm,, ,,.,. Hut .Ik UaM... tu town. Th ..1,1 ,, mo... "r lltljr.l, rrf. War. Mr, Maaoti liv! kuT HUattit. M,t tflc .ir,Mur J?'' oierhd,lii ih v,n,., uf lhtBl er. Ha waa burn M TibJ! j ul to remark nftea that wLl "llhhTy Ja.-M.ur inrrtt m1 In tha nwi War and ,i,j ', a" "harvtalwll UairtUi," 0,1 ( "Alt' Ihejr dlilnt Ih-k na !',! War." he uaext to r, -..7ji plum wo' out a killhr Z em"- I'or the laat aeterai eariu J Mr, Mn cava up wrk ta ik. hul he kept aeteral l.Uea f bh'h lie ul to . (l j,. M orr them, . Aiwtrl baa ixmim. to nm f,-,, AntertiM ondtal, .aM , . 1 rma. m m uew ,r the emhaeey are a Prhi., e,w lrun. all baefirkir and hetoeo-J tlie nlA arlatneraey, t'.iuuta laa kJ an rattier rutututin. Ixit the mm J canea Butter. It. I. k... . rVlal rxda a Vln.; Altnta, latini Mrl tlahrtei, prlne f V ittbiretl a tut Iter. ,1 WalW an.1 he will inherit fr hi fatkera. er litih amwl!n; title Th mm a! Hia to a mextlatlatxl f,ii J Praetleal Demoaalrallaa. Teacher A to the old opentitioni bare been talkiuf about, they ar all eiploded. Nobiwly heliere now, for In- llanee, that It brine had luck to wa'k I under a ladder. tbawy Haired Pupil -l do, ma'am. I walked under a ladder once, and it fell on me. Not telling I'rlee. Caller I that the het you can prom in me a wife tifieen year older than 1 am, with a aharp noae, llnu and aonr diKMition? Knrttin 'IVlti 'l, .1.- - - " wo jo,i fi. 1 pert? lud you think you could get rea.' affinity for a dollar? A I.eallili Parado. "Th reprvoeiiiatlve part of the rirlt lab Parliament la a practical parados. "Why?" "Bei'aiie It la a hoiie of rimminni and yet peerlea ainone le:laturea." ! Baltimore American. Local f'olnr. "fJeorge, I ahall need aom money to day." "What for?" "There' a whit ale at on of thi tore, and I want to attend It.' A whit anle? All riant. Latin. ar tb Mat known and Kvry pftckftelma ihlnd it the reputation or a hoLutet) who bunniM tacdarda a ihm blgbaat In tba iade. fn-rr'ai 1 9 aM will Tm wnMilmA rtri to all pU4ott. 11 otitauiil txtlurmii plUM. man ' tvr lauu Trtt of Vcnubi mam tilt that n!i t)i tnllEi-'fii w tw Bivtr doliarg will do for tbat, won't ' 'le Ki'l of (!(,. (..ilMii-x 1 (!;, nut th,r i hlnery hull, tt ! Ihe hirtfe.! ,t!, !( lpre.4 of K...M.. ever enxte.1 at t,y e,!.!hlti..n I, Teaeh.r (at nlht aehool )Vhat I 1 "" nr,'', "r "", "' r''' 'oi..Si. aacred cow, and why ia It to called? 1 "f " ' I 1 1 it ruiinitiij n,,rt !t.-,tt . Snaggy Haired I'iihII "Sacred cow" b "lhvve.t, J,,ii.. t,,-,.-r t the a corruption of "ic red cow," Ita alk 'i'li end hy a hulhl.iig ,,f im!i:ir .mh 7 x'k uuwp or 1 u' 1 ion. i, it, uri'-ie rox.-iii Ita ahouldera Chicago Trihun. 1 al.-n tiu. ,.lt,.r Loeallau lllm. '""' "f "'" ndtjr "Wbrea the man that' at the bottom ""' l,f,l,"', woinanN of thi fuaa?" demande.1 the pullcernan, er ' 'tnie lh.it l n-.ir.i, .x.i,,,.!, forcing hi way Into the center of the eg, I" the Hi- Art p.,!,,, ,. 7 (.,. ,," cuen crowo. . ... ... . I ,- " mxmn j 1 v.. I - , . , ' " '1 ' 1 nM&rAts . i.VSf! r:, ' . . 'rvi ,; a ","''-. vt li I ae .- - - ,w"e",B"aaaBeaaaajajaBasawajaj 1 "" nn tlie tluil :! t.'o ; ; !,;, II he liei,r..f In lie "I f r 1 tnre ork A'toMi "He' there, all right ." aaid one of th eager apectator. "Th other man' Kill 00 top!" mnnufi. awl rati 4.niu,i. prlriMl iHrrtiM) tVw Seela. InralaeU Is alj. aaad fur u. O. a, piaar a co Oaaroit, Mien. vF9 Eavlraaiaeal, "Madam, your biiaband doea not eem to ban any organic iro'iule." aald ii. pbyalclan. 1 "Land aakea, no!" aiclalmed Mr.' l-neunicn. .t In thi nelgblwrhood. I " 1 ' "'" Inll.-l Hut tb folk lhat lire neit dtr to na ","m"", "'" w.m-IiI , , have a fraphnphon that worriea blm' 1 '"' "r repneu-ninttie nth nearly to death." i lefexi will take part it, th.. I""'; " f the r-muiiirf truck ,;ivt, irix'ii o ,(.. j 1 ' ' 1 1 l.f e f,.r .!. lut. M ;j, t,i, ..lid,.,. 1, , Ai. ami ,1 htilf time er.iiter th;in tVit nt i... i,.,i..i. ,, . , . HO) 11 1 ,i Mrl.-in)' xtadlum I.Ike llnme'a. A atrlkltw feature I the j-r-a t ,ln,p nm, built after the il.xign of !. fn riwiii CiMxeiin, at, Itoinc Here . held th.. ....... 1 1 1 00111 ...jiiipi.- (. in which it i i,,,,., 1 i ,u "OUCH" OH, MY BACK IT IS WONDERFUL HOW OUICKLY THB PAIN AND STIFFNESS 00 WHEN TOU USB S' JACOBS OIL THIS WILL-TRIED, OLD-TtM KEMIDY FILLS THE BILL 2S.-U DrWGGiST3.60o. CONQUERS PAIN imci ,, niIll).r u. (i1h " eorier III rilll lltllletle (mine of ,.i uri-m muUuz in,, 1 11 v W dexerlpti,,,, axtliiff 1 Ii.,.lil, ..Oil..,.. ' " " lieni, III, 'I 11 H lo-r Will he i.ti,,., nm 1 Hxsl.it!,,,, f..it.iui lue-key, while i, t'liih will c,,ii,,,. a i'o ji.ic vi.inr i-ermm rtle to I M.ii.y t If,.- i!i).!cnlly unfit. I'll)! l-lli ae-rt. fi.le d.-.p!t. t,r lifll:,.... M"te li.'oc and tii,m.- iut I lone f..r - ,, .,,,,.,1 ,., lht Ih.in. In atti.-f ,i..i t. ehoiild I hine txet, ,l,..i,, t , , ttfv j m.i!n 1,1, .vin.g , MI,.,, ! henlthftil f,,r, f r rcl, ! nn ee-lilte ,,:, nr.li,,i . 1, j, j n lo-iil'l.f,,! ,;,-,. j,.,. l,,,,,,. 1H.t j -i.iVe u. !..,, w, ,-r.r lfliS It, reltral ; would U- Ix ,,..( on!,' , ,, i f,icft,rer 111,. I r,j;,. ,.Briier hut m)m. 1.. ; ' ounll.xx ,,.,, ,! Hh ,,,, I f.-l "Ut inf.. the .-..untry v.i. II,,. j l"ie n.-IMi. r Imt. ,,r 1,1,. tor car I wl"' "' fr.h (lr and the r iii.n liliJ.'IIIIS on,., g,,, t,PUi chew tree roii His corn. - " ' lite l.t ymtmmr 1 u or lie, ll, iMelu.lnat I Mt, ' "I-11 ,,r KmlxT Mn,, ; 1 1 n . 1 rift) fered !l t.'lllt I," I In 11, 1,, pin,,. ,,r Hi, ., "'fohi- j,,,, "' "I'nrii l. A,,n, lillliiher ,.f ,1.,... '"'"-" "'"I Mil.,,- Vl nr,,tlo, , ,. l,ril,,,,,ijlj. WHEEL OF YESTERDAy, Kn.U.I,l. , "eeitea I,. ,r,.,lB, ,, y 'n virM,'.rr';i,.'M' T . ., 1 r r 1 l''-v"i-. k) ,i. llle fourler Journal. ,v,t . , -y ...;, ,:' """I' ""' " l-r down Ntr H , lmlevr, ,, pl(, ' Punwlt , ulUmntt ,)1)t KZ!,ni w liiilil 'hied to l.-l a fnriiier eir ngo and nirefiilly f OU'll !, ,,li f,,,,H4 I... . . 1 II, n l',htl inndn fn.i " o,.h- to I- p,,r,r Krn,, M.iri il I ,., .., ... . . ' "'"! nt 11 ; il,,,,,,, ,,pnr .11, 1 ne hiiiw, n,., M()ir i )-ur. ago M,,, f1111(, J(HIiJ """"" i" e-it.tat-.rt- .lr,,lKht and !'" . l,lle ,c , ,,,, ""oi'i on 1,,, liirin. 11,, of 'i"'i-r l,l,., ,) ), Kr"" '" I'xntciinr ,lr, 7Vf '-' fr hi. ,,.mn. i'r,",, '" "f " w. 'r.,, u 1,1.1, ,, ,,, lU.r M ";i; ;l'.'.t. rem,, iK,,,r, lBt X ' " ;r,""k ''" ".-I .lav 1 fr the ,-urj f.,r )w ' tilt 1 1 fif.-t It .v . ' I'iiuU-r Tin- "hurt i... t ... . ;:r:Sr.7VM,'M"",B,'S wer ('rer!ljr kept. Uf 1.,uii ami mu,i .... 1.. J lllU r,. fnmi wlilrb Irs, ai 11. U,igl l,e in uurrj r t. he la txtt twiielln la da at ,11a; tw Im, wintltl like a lfr- ht ftfeml. f.rttnl e, tnjl b Pill, Viien I '.'.. earoM leejrllxxl a ntie uf tl rrltrrwjW artetietata f 1,1 generation. He I nre, merely an hoieirary !trba ttie Autrtr llmiinrliii, ciliaeflf iat ail that Will reave hint free tu ( hi e.-nl tPtt(, Hie fa,,,y ewaalHi iwtate tti the fjrlnn tiHintln. J faiixoi fur ftmoe and rr biafarff 111 iwrllie It l fine piiiu a i I Prague a, .,ii'rti rita In Tacheu. laaalwaea Umm tee Uam4 ! lit the t,,il chwr,V'i, r(!lf of "V, with Ihe r:i,giii, billhN i Mhfortiinute except ton a glaring ctt,i,i aruae irltM-!pi' lit lb "f Judging are Ultln tly niartei I Iha raae ut hornet on) ! ! " pick rait the kt aiilioal. Tb crl,i,ily III i,i rn t.-,l nut lorig ! private when an artut taken oer of the bigger krlinel of picket out the prlte and perllgrw (lie afier the ittlter. He wenl ( hjr 1,1a own aenae of what "" atut cmtely, of "atrength owl met together," a Hh. iley mj v, ry different nmiicctlou. - tliltlce.k. "t"T Martil tHI. eu ,,n ...it lliln huttlf, I Ion,,,, ana I t at il von f,l yotW urge with Iwaitlllty toeiird tlt nnithliig like Ihatt" U yea," niuwere. die tnlllt-fT ,' wIu dine t,f war 0 leel a'i,tful Inward the foe lh" J m toward our rWal aa'l"l rt m c,H--Whlngtt Hiar, Am A4"il" . . hi, that Thomtawm. H baa aifh , rtumtb nml chin. """'V-a Ilea ha lieen laaln yon. touV Cttjr Iwl(Mrudit w w a r, i Ms i,'(''''4t,'