The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, March 27, 1908, Image 6

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    -Youir Stood
Needs purifying and your whole system renovating in the
spring, as pimples, boils, eruptions, loss of appetite and that
tired feeling annually prove.
Hood's Sarsaparilla is the most effective medicine ever
devised for the complete purification of the blood and th
complete renovation of the whole system.
It will make you feel better, look better, eat and sleep
better and give you the best possible preparation for the hot
days of summer, as over 40.000 people have testified in the
last two years. 1 oday buy and begin to take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Usual form, liquid, or In tablet form, called Sarsataba, 100 Done 11.
NEXT
frame anj Id Colonic Aid In MV
lug Inhibition Smteu-iU
Acre Art I'acJ.
2,000 ATHLETES TO TAKE FART.
About lOO.OHO net r In dm during
th herring eaoa by th 800 flaking
unack of th Netherlands A nt list
aaout tare eeaaons. but owing to Ioum
from torm tod othr num between 40..
900 and 90,000 new net art purchaaed
annua uy.
Nw York, with 4.000,000 population.
bad been adding to Ita total in tb three
Jtri preceding UXO at tb rat of 100,-
OOO a rear. Philadelphia, with a littl
Ira than I.50O.WO population, bad In-
crad at tb rat of 30,000 a year.
Kexrdl Aavriac.
Mr. Flippuu Maria. her' tbat 123
ton ay yoa ol for a nw bat. My tb
way. Maria, do 1 erer talk Id hit aleep?
Mr, flippuu Tbank. No, John, yoa
orer de. l'hicro Tribatu.
Mark .
8qula Wty do thee call tbea
Inte-urban cars "limited?"
Squaggi Becatiae aucb a aniall
number of peoplt who trarel on them
get to their destination allr. Toledo
Blada.
UxmfS
acts entl
enna
s entlv vol oromnt-
ly on the bou els, cleanses
me system ejjectually,
assists one in overcoming
habitual constipation
permanently. To get its
beneficial ejjecTs bu
ine centime.
flortufatturodl bytlid
California
floSwiupCo.
SOLO BTIXAOINO ORUCdSTS-SOtBOTar.
SAVE THE CARTON TOPS
ud Hop Wrppm from
"20 Mule Team Borax"
Prerttteu sad i-bna tbta tnr
VALUABLE PREMIUMS FREE
H UlulnW Bltlana 1 1M trtlclM (KM
Maf rf KB Ad4r
raciric pout aoaaz co , 0.114. ci.
ITS FREE
"SEND FOR IT NOW"
Th Bwt fruit Tr trvt Barer Plan!
UUI In ui NorUiwm
J. J. BUTZER
192 Front St., Portland. Oregon
Urn ci.
Reporter I tup pox you don't know
what tb Senator tbink about tbl tariS
r(orm butine?
Senator' Private Secretary No
mora than jrou do. I only know what br
ay about It.
Seventy -Sis Building In OrounJi
and Lagoon A.lil to Beauty of
th Surrounding.
He Ait.
"How old do you iblnk tbat woman
iir
"I wouldn't Ilk to ur, but I'll bet
aha own up to being several ;m ra
younger than any other woman you
care to natfle." Philadelphia Pre.
Million of dollar ntv .-lng i-i,t In
no preparation for t!' r riiin-o HritUh r-
position, to lx- held In imrlh N'lul.Hi
London, I'nrta. tin- Itiitlxf, colonic and
the French !.-j -t. U-n elm, are aiding In
th. evhlMlloti. t ot.J.x-t I tnofol.l -to
cement tin1 i1xl!iii: friendship he
tweoi, ,,re:,i ttrltnln ami Prince an. I in
tn,l 11 a monument tu tin1 -t.-e of
KlIMJWV
Tim toculnn of !! fair I nt Shep
herd lt:ili. n ,i!urb of N,ir(h l.ntnli
tillt i alttlvltixt tlllt It t f.ixr nf ,1.-x-
hr train, tu!. ,r ,'r frion lin,"r r
point of tl" icroat iurtni'!K r
itx mi nroti of 1 t.l 'h- Tlw f.i'ti.Min
ItttiTUiit ioitnl 1 li!!'lt!oti of s i I o-vil
r.lrlas t" Awr.
Little Kitty (rnturtainlni him) Mlr
tl tblnk a lot of jrou. Mr. U'tlloa.
Elderly Suitor Ikw !, drarifl How
da you know?
Littl Kitty Sh ar you'll b tht utl, ,. ,,.. ,frK .,t th rt.
darllnpat old meal ticket that aver bap-'ml, hf.ltt..ti " in S.x.t!.n.l.
t0"- Lltlr lllnn III .11 .III l.
! 1e ( rir. j twenty Inn;.' puls.is nht. li I.. ,,x
"Waan't It awful r nolalmed th ''' " "'l indnxtry .-f
anartiueut houae alrl. -Tin. furnare nw-two nation Hrttnln ami I rn
waa entirely nut laat nlftit.
"I new notlml It." rep! led hi
churu. '
Whatt Nerer noticed It? And you
aat Id th cold parlor for two hour
with that younj man. Who waa il
anyway?"
"An old flame."
ti't on no a.vmint lll any ntlwr omm
try l ailowixl to rtlilhlt rtn'ti tti.T
are flfty U ntli.-r fine tni!M!iiit
The lnillillnic are himu'Ioiii mnl artl
fli truoturi, of torl. Iron. inn,-r-t
and pliiBtiT W.xxl l rxtipl,tMMia hy
.tle.1 the "time" ami tlhl teal Ihnf et
rienced liHlurtu uniit'eil grit ami
ri,., fni nxlo to rediliv, Hie
lenn to Inillit the ol.l t M yoim
nml the youi'U ' mino'lo. r'or one
tvoii.'n or anothi-r every one itrli"xl
the hini.lli'1'iir lth I'olll liiiml, lwl
nt tin ixiiii with Ixiih U'l "! r'l'
nlih nil "f hi r h. r lieiirt ntl wim
mid utrvniiMi Nm U rhh' to mlw
oinoilihiK Hko oen fliilitha of life ami
Ihr Ihe oili.'r eishlh In willlnil". Wber
ta the wlu.'l of )r!.'rily? irly 111
the nioruliitf. ttliftl nil Mietl are aliexl
enve tlioeo who ur (ofivil bf hnnl
Inekuiiierrr to he noli their way lo
work, the lih')i I eu thri-adlii' Ita
wav to mill and fa.lory. 1 lininghout
the ly and Plrfht l "ir ", aeelt cm
ViMlnif the nii'ti!T '"'y "!" '
lelaiirviy ny 'lh'-re l an wvaahwal
"o, timer" who "'HI wheel fur health
nml pleaxiire a lonely (iKiire mum
highway i"n'h n.ity If not tnlel ly
the honk of the motor rnr The U
tltli tnn of the Tiin hurenu tell
inehiii, holy tnle of the do. line and fall
t the hi c-yele n rt pUwrnirn vehicle.
In l!i the !!' le lietuntrr paid
H Hi i n in jo etui utilnrlea.
Ixouht n;i'" north of tnaterlnl
and einiilow,! Ji'i American. J'llii
then the initie In !iiii"-i until
aUoif '.'."J,''"i lino tilio a leaf nr
miiniifncmrcl now. a nrfalnt l.uit.liaj
In U, 'l ite I ;n'ni -r...ii. who
Uitiijlit hliji le In l'o lire not motur-
i hi M-ixt of them nre w .ilkln of rhl
iii( iiniii ir.rt ct I ron th el n n.1
ilnt of tlie iH,i,ii,.f ii..hlni h-" Hll
1 the K ip ene-l !) tlie dentb f Ihe
hlcj. le crate A;il Jet hl. j cllt Were
never offered hi, 'h o'rf iinllic fof
gixxl (x.rt a t!i)r are toitar
Win-re Ihcre en one mile of pitni
roailna In an.) i-.ut the mrk alul
njiproa, hina tlie innntrv rxida ten
jinr ai(o there are ten today Ten
Jenrx rko a ( ! h.j, le ix ltd! ,
heifer one mar he iMinht (uUy fof
$.',, lUith hl v'1" '"l Ihe ownership
of a ht. jclc pn-wiit iuii!rr proileii
than were pr.-ent.il tn the ryellat In
the dm nhen " ertlj" r,"le
7'hat the tl.'Tclc crsie w crave
town
want.
M'
neaa that had laat,xt
lint tiwimrmw l.w .
famlljf, the la.ard. llrh
the walnut tn win u a'
ll.e extm, C.f UiaT.
eaaket Mill bo Inch 4
AflueermaMnaaKm,,,
waa 01 at Ihe , blTV
lie I.e. It greet rtV,glt .T''
orHt tree ami u,r fn. u
etlt IherefrtHu. "
"I M.-1..11. I'll .,.... 'I
en,
Ml.1 lo . vi.i(uf
a(u, ' " nt
"I'm flvlti' nut pntty f.,..,, I
I mllit itee.1 that cm,, ,,.,.
Hut .Ik UaM...
tu town. Th ..1,1 ,,
mo... "r lltljr.l, rrf.
War. Mr, Maaoti liv! kuT
HUattit. M,t tflc .ir,Mur J?''
oierhd,lii ih v,n,., uf lhtBl
er. Ha waa burn M TibJ! j
ul to remark nftea that wLl
"llhhTy Ja.-M.ur inrrtt m1
In tha nwi War and ,i,j ', a"
"harvtalwll UairtUi," 0,1 (
"Alt' Ihejr dlilnt Ih-k na !',!
War." he uaext to r, -..7ji
plum wo' out a killhr Z
em"-
I'or the laat aeterai eariu J
Mr, Mn cava up wrk ta ik.
hul he kept aeteral l.Uea f
bh'h lie ul to . (l j,. M
orr them, .
Aiwtrl baa ixmim. to nm f,-,,
AntertiM ondtal, .aM , . 1
rma. m m uew ,r
the emhaeey are a Prhi., e,w
lrun. all baefirkir and hetoeo-J
tlie nlA arlatneraey, t'.iuuta laa kJ
an rattier rutututin. Ixit the mm J
canea Butter. It. I. k... .
rVlal rxda a Vln.; Altnta,
latini Mrl tlahrtei, prlne f V
ittbiretl a tut Iter. ,1 WalW
an.1 he will inherit fr hi fatkera.
er litih amwl!n; title Th mm a!
Hia to a mextlatlatxl f,ii J
Praetleal Demoaalrallaa.
Teacher A to the old opentitioni
bare been talkiuf about, they ar all
eiploded. Nobiwly heliere now, for In-
llanee, that It brine had luck to wa'k I
under a ladder.
tbawy Haired Pupil -l do, ma'am. I
walked under a ladder once, and it fell
on me.
Not telling I'rlee.
Caller I that the het you can prom
in me a wife tifieen year older than
1 am, with a aharp noae, llnu and
aonr diKMition?
Knrttin 'IVlti 'l, .1.-
- - " wo jo,i fi. 1
pert? lud you think you could get rea.'
affinity for a dollar?
A I.eallili Parado.
"Th reprvoeiiiatlve part of the rirlt
lab Parliament la a practical parados.
"Why?"
"Bei'aiie It la a hoiie of rimminni
and yet peerlea ainone le:laturea." !
Baltimore American.
Local f'olnr.
"fJeorge, I ahall need aom money to
day."
"What for?"
"There' a whit ale at on of thi
tore, and I want to attend It.'
A whit anle? All riant. Latin.
ar tb Mat known and
Kvry pftckftelma ihlnd it the reputation
or a hoLutet) who bunniM tacdarda a ihm
blgbaat In tba iade.
fn-rr'ai 1 9 aM will Tm wnMilmA rtri
to all pU4ott. 11 otitauiil txtlurmii plUM. man
' tvr lauu Trtt of Vcnubi mam
tilt that n!i t)i
tnllEi-'fii w
tw Bivtr doliarg will do for tbat, won't ' 'le Ki'l of (!(,. (..ilMii-x 1 (!;, nut
th,r i hlnery hull, tt ! Ihe hirtfe.! ,t!, !(
lpre.4 of K...M.. ever enxte.1 at t,y e,!.!hlti..n I,
Teaeh.r (at nlht aehool )Vhat I 1 "" nr,'', "r "", "' r''' 'oi..Si.
aacred cow, and why ia It to called? 1 "f " ' I 1 1 it ruiinitiij n,,rt !t.-,tt
. Snaggy Haired I'iihII "Sacred cow" b "lhvve.t, J,,ii.. t,,-,.-r t the
a corruption of "ic red cow," Ita alk 'i'li end hy a hulhl.iig ,,f im!i:ir .mh
7 x'k uuwp or 1 u' 1 ion. i, it, uri'-ie rox.-iii
Ita ahouldera Chicago Trihun. 1 al.-n tiu. ,.lt,.r
Loeallau lllm. '""' "f "'" ndtjr
"Wbrea the man that' at the bottom ""' l,f,l,"', woinanN
of thi fuaa?" demande.1 the pullcernan, er ' 'tnie lh.it l n-.ir.i, .x.i,,,.!,
forcing hi way Into the center of the eg, I" the Hi- Art p.,!,,, ,. 7 (.,. ,,"
cuen crowo.
. ... ... . I
,- " mxmn j
1 v.. I - , . , ' " '1 '
1 nM&rAts .
i.VSf! r:, ' . . 'rvi ,; a ","''-. vt li
I ae .- - - ,w"e",B"aaaBeaaaajajaBasawajaj
1 "" nn tlie tluil :! t.'o ; ; !,;,
II he liei,r..f
In lie
"I f r 1 tnre
ork A'toMi
"He' there, all right ." aaid one of th
eager apectator. "Th other man' Kill
00 top!"
mnnufi. awl rati 4.niu,i. prlriMl iHrrtiM)
tVw Seela. InralaeU Is alj. aaad fur u.
O. a, piaar a co Oaaroit, Mien.
vF9
Eavlraaiaeal,
"Madam, your biiaband doea not eem
to ban any organic iro'iule." aald ii.
pbyalclan. 1
"Land aakea, no!" aiclalmed Mr.'
l-neunicn. .t In thi nelgblwrhood. I " 1 ' "'" Inll.-l
Hut tb folk lhat lire neit dtr to na ","m"", "'" w.m-IiI , ,
have a fraphnphon that worriea blm' 1 '"' "r repneu-ninttie nth
nearly to death." i lefexi will take part it, th..
I""'; " f the r-muiiirf
truck ,;ivt, irix'ii o ,(..
j 1 ' ' 1 1
l.f e f,.r .!. lut. M ;j, t,i, ..lid,.,. 1, , Ai.
ami ,1 htilf time er.iiter th;in tVit nt
i... i,.,i..i. ,, . , .
HO) 11 1 ,i Mrl.-in)'
xtadlum I.Ike llnme'a.
A atrlkltw feature I the j-r-a t ,ln,p
nm, built after the il.xign of !. fn
riwiii CiMxeiin, at, Itoinc Here .
held th.. ....... 1 1
1 00111 ...jiiipi.- (.
in which it i i,,,,., 1 i ,u
"OUCH"
OH, MY BACK
IT IS WONDERFUL HOW OUICKLY THB
PAIN AND STIFFNESS 00 WHEN TOU USB
S' JACOBS OIL
THIS WILL-TRIED, OLD-TtM
KEMIDY FILLS THE BILL
2S.-U DrWGGiST3.60o.
CONQUERS
PAIN
imci ,, niIll).r u. (i1h
" eorier III rilll
lltllletle (mine of ,.i
uri-m muUuz in,, 1 11 v
W dexerlpti,,,,
axtliiff 1
Ii.,.lil, ..Oil..,.. '
" " lieni, III, 'I 11 H
lo-r Will he i.ti,,.,
nm 1 Hxsl.it!,,,, f..it.iui
lue-key, while i,
t'liih will c,,ii,,,. a
i'o ji.ic vi.inr i-ermm rtle to
I M.ii.y t If,.- i!i).!cnlly unfit.
I'll)! l-lli ae-rt. fi.le d.-.p!t. t,r
lifll:,.... M"te li.'oc and tii,m.- iut
I lone f..r - ,, .,,,,.,1 ,., lht
Ih.in. In atti.-f ,i..i t. ehoiild
I hine txet, ,l,..i,, t , , ttfv
j m.i!n 1,1, .vin.g , MI,.,,
! henlthftil f,,r, f r rcl, !
nn ee-lilte ,,:, nr.li,,i . 1, j,
j n lo-iil'l.f,,! ,;,-,. j,.,. l,,,,,,. 1H.t
j -i.iVe u. !..,, w, ,-r.r lfliS It, reltral
; would U- Ix ,,..( on!,' , ,,
i f,icft,rer 111,. I r,j;,. ,.Briier hut m)m. 1..
; ' ounll.xx ,,.,, ,! Hh ,,,,
I f.-l "Ut inf.. the .-..untry v.i. II,,.
j l"ie n.-IMi. r Imt. ,,r 1,1,. tor car
I wl"' "' fr.h (lr and the r
iii.n liliJ.'IIIIS on,., g,,, t,PUi
chew tree roii His corn.
- " ' lite l.t ymtmmr 1 u
or lie, ll, iMelu.lnat I Mt,
' "I-11 ,,r KmlxT Mn,,
; 1 1 n . 1 rift)
fered !l
t.'lllt I," I
In 11, 1,,
pin,,. ,,r Hi, .,
"'fohi- j,,,,
"' "I'nrii l. A,,n,
lillliiher ,.f ,1.,...
'"'"-" "'"I Mil.,,- Vl
nr,,tlo, , ,. l,ril,,,,,ijlj.
WHEEL OF YESTERDAy,
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llle fourler Journal. ,v,t . ,
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"""I' ""' " l-r down Ntr H ,
lmlevr, ,, pl(, '
Punwlt , ulUmntt ,)1)t KZ!,ni
w liiilil
'hied to l.-l
a fnriiier
eir ngo and nirefiilly f
OU'll !, ,,li f,,,,H4
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1 II, n l',htl inndn fn.i
" o,.h- to I- p,,r,r Krn,,
M.iri il I ,., .., ... .
. ' "'"! nt 11 ; il,,,,,,, ,,pnr
.11, 1 ne hiiiw, n,., M()ir
i )-ur. ago M,,, f1111(, J(HIiJ
""""" i" e-it.tat-.rt- .lr,,lKht and
!'" . l,lle ,c , ,,,,
""oi'i on 1,,, liirin. 11,,
of 'i"'i-r l,l,., ,) ),
Kr"" '" I'xntciinr ,lr,
7Vf '-' fr hi. ,,.mn.
i'r,",, '" "f " w.
'r.,, u 1,1.1, ,, ,,, lU.r M
";i; ;l'.'.t. rem,, iK,,,r, lBt
X ' " ;r,""k ''" ".-I .lav
1 fr the ,-urj f.,r )w '
tilt 1 1 fif.-t It .v . '
I'iiuU-r Tin- "hurt
i... t ... .
;:r:Sr.7VM,'M"",B,'S
wer ('rer!ljr kept.
Uf 1.,uii ami mu,i .... 1..
J lllU
r,. fnmi wlilrb
Irs, ai 11. U,igl l,e in uurrj r
t. he la txtt twiielln la da at
,11a; tw Im, wintltl like a lfr-
ht ftfeml. f.rttnl e, tnjl b
Pill, Viien I '.'.. earoM
leejrllxxl a ntie uf tl rrltrrwjW
artetietata f 1,1 generation. He I
nre, merely an hoieirary !trba
ttie Autrtr llmiinrliii, ciliaeflf iat
ail that Will reave hint free tu (
hi e.-nl tPtt(, Hie fa,,,y ewaalHi
iwtate tti the fjrlnn tiHintln. J
faiixoi fur ftmoe and rr biafarff
111 iwrllie It l fine
piiiu a i I Prague a, .,ii'rti rita
In Tacheu.
laaalwaea Umm tee Uam4 !
lit the t,,il chwr,V'i, r(!lf of
"V, with Ihe r:i,giii, billhN i
Mhfortiinute except ton a glaring
ctt,i,i aruae irltM-!pi' lit lb
"f Judging are Ultln tly niartei I
Iha raae ut hornet on) ! ! "
pick rait the kt aiilioal. Tb
crl,i,ily III i,i rn t.-,l nut lorig !
private when an artut taken oer
of the bigger krlinel of
picket out the prlte and perllgrw
(lie afier the ittlter. He wenl (
hjr 1,1a own aenae of what ""
atut cmtely, of "atrength owl
met together," a Hh. iley mj
v, ry different nmiicctlou. -
tliltlce.k.
"t"T Martil tHI.
eu ,,n ...it lliln huttlf, I
Ion,,,, ana I t at il von f,l yotW
urge with Iwaitlllty toeiird tlt
nnithliig like Ihatt" U
yea," niuwere. die tnlllt-fT ,'
wIu dine t,f war 0 leel
a'i,tful Inward the foe lh" J m
toward our rWal aa'l"l rt m
c,H--Whlngtt Hiar,
Am A4"il"
. . hi, that
Thomtawm. H baa aifh ,
rtumtb nml chin. """'V-a
Ilea ha lieen laaln yon. touV
Cttjr Iwl(Mrudit
w w a r, i Ms i,'(''''4t,'