The Oregon mist., January 17, 1908, Image 6

RHEUMATISM RECIPE
PRtPARC THIS SIMPlf HOME-MADE (
MIXIURC YOURStir.
Buy the Ingredktnts from Any Druggist
In Your Town and 5hV Them
in a Bottle to Mix This.
A well known authority on Rheum,
tirai give the reader of a lfg N
York daily pPf the following valua
ble, yet almple and harmlces preeenp
tion, whleh any one can easily prepare
at home:
Fluid Extrae Dandelion, one-half
ounce; compound Katyon, on oun.e;
Compound Syiup 8itaparill, three
ounce.
Mix by "baking well io a battle, and
take a teaspoonful after each meal and
at bedtime.
He state that the Ingredients can be
obtained from any good preemption
pharmacy at email coat, and, teing a
vegetable extraction, are harmless t
take.
We pleasant mixtuie, it taken regu
larly for a few day, Is said to overconu
a most any taseot Kheuinatiem. The
pain and swelling, if any, dlrainlahe
with each dose, until permanent lenult
aro obtaioeti, and without icjunng the
ftoruach. While tht re are many o
called Kheumtitn remedies, patent
medicine, e'e, some of which do give
relief, few really give permanent re
aulta, and the above will, no doubt, be
greatly appreciated oy many auffeier
here at thia time.
Inquiry at the drug stores of even the
email town etlc ta the information that
tbeee drag are harmle and can be
bought eepaiately, or the drugglits will
mix the preemption It asked to.
l'aar Ike New Italia.
Hia Lawyer The trouble i that
they've got half a doaen witnesses who
aaw you whipping your wife. It will be
hard to establish an alibi is the face of
that.
Prisoner Gosh! I don't need any
alibi. All you've rot to do is to prove by
me that I was drunk.
That Terrlala Boy.
Mrs. Kernither (making a call) Yes
Indeed, Mrs. Kajones, I put io nearly the
whole blessed day in the dentist's chair.
Mrs. Kajones I can sympathise with
you. I know how it hurts.
Mrs. Kerrutbers My dentist hardly
ever hurts me. though. lies so careful
and gentle that I don't mind it at all. I
declare I slept halt the time while he was
at work.
Johnny Kajones That dentist wouldn't
never do for maw. When she goes to
sleep she snores like a thrasbin' machine.
Flower at Che Faasllr.
"Cnele 'Kastus. how old are you?"
"Pas' seventy-nine. bow. I'll soon b
a octogeranium." Chicago Tribune.
War-aide
Adam Zawfox-
(OBmailait.
Kver ride on a street
'thotit payin'T
Job Sturky Wunst. The jier on th
front- end o' the car pk'ked m up an'
kerried me mighty near a block 'fore to
eonloctor found it out.
Looklasj la e Wroac Place.
Carrie What a sweet, happy dispo
sition Mnbel has. She can ace beauty
In everything.
Ethel (Jealous) She can't see It In
her mirror. Boston Transcript
I'laylaar "Brldsre."
"Do you remember before the wed
ding you used to call your wife a
'joeni?'" said the bachelor caller.
"Yin." slshed the domestic man, as
he twirhxl an alarm clock to amiitw the
baby, "and I still call her a 'poem.'"
-Yon do? Whict kind of a 'poem' Is
she now a 'poem of benuty' or
'iioeni of love?' "
"Neither! She Is a 'poem of travel.'
Always on the go and never at home."
el(-Prolretloa.
"You sny your wife la a poor cookr
"The worat ever."
"And yet you ay that you eat all of
everything that she prepares for the
table. How can you do that if aha
can't cook?"
"Groat earth, man! If I don't ahe
will use np the scraps In some of those
oow-to-utlllzo-left-over dishes, and that
will be my finish." Judge.
What the C'lotk (Jot la Boafoa.
If you go to San Franclwo and meet
a friend.be will ask you to atay n week
with lilin. In Omaliu he will take you
home overnJjfht, In Chicago he will
take you out to dinner. In New York
hn will hurry you off to lunch, In New
Haven he will hand you a goml clir
and In Itoston he will give you an up
pie. Congregutloniilliit,
Devotion I (ha Ideal.
The hero of the play had juat died t
llow, tremulou, wabbling music, but th
audience insisted on bis coming More tin
en ruin and kept up the applause, for thl
pa'-e of five minutes.
At last a supe came out and stepped
forward. '
"Iadis and gentlemen," he announced
In a high-keyed voice, "he says be'll havl
the curtain raised and you can look agalo
on his cold corps If you want to, but he'll
be d d if he's going to vl'lat th pro
prieties aod degrade hi art by coming to
lif again before to-morrow craning.
Thanking you again, ladies and got!mo,
I will bow retir."
WORLD WATCHES THE
BIG PACIFIC FLEET.
Greatest Naval Fighting Strength
Under Flag for the Long
Cruise.
flOWER OP AMERICAN NAVY.
Movement la Significant, Marking
Transfer of Theater of Action
, from the Atlantlo.
Not alnoe the war with Spain ha
there been uoh a tense feeling In naval
circle as that which marked the pre
parations for the departure of the
great fleet, tinder Admiral Evans, for
the rncltli. All the vessels which were
to be a part of this greatest nitval dem
onstration In our history assembled at
Hampton Honda.
The President' yacht, the Mayflower,
swung Into historic Hampton Roads
Waring President Roosevelt ami the
high officials of the Savy lipartmont.
Promptly sixteen huge battleahlpa of
the Cnlted Stntea navy dressed ship
and began firing the President's salute
of twenty-one guns each. The May
flower came to auchor In the roadway.
Olge and cutter put out from each
battleship bearing the ting officers to
the Mayflower, where they were receiv
ed on deck by President Roosevelt and
his official party. On their return to
their ships the Mayflower hoisted an
chor and proceeded down the roads to
ward the entrance. Here the little
yacht stood out of the roadway while
the same sixteen battleships passed by
her, decks and lighting tops dressed
and roaring from their gun another
President's salute.
Itauils aboard ship played the na
tional airs. This was tint farewell to
the eominanJer-ln-cblef of the army
and nnvy to the Amertcnn battleship
smindrons, which then began their
cruise to the Pacific ocean.
The torpedo flotilla bad already
tarted. as Its progress) Is so much
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Th vessels prominent lu tb
and a Torpedo Boat Destroyer.
slower than that or the buttleshlps that
two week more will be consumed than
by the latter In the Journey toward
their destination Sail k'ninclsco.
All the navy yard of the Atlantic
const have been busy for week In fit
ting out the lil. At Brooklyn, New
York, Boston, Norfolk. Philadelphia
and Charleston pointer, carpenter
and machinist have participated In
the great activity. High up on th
smokentiioks the paint brushc were
moving back and forth and the sound
of liaimwrs and saws ha been cense-
!lesa. Nor has there boon any chance
for Idling by the enllrrtisl men. i ne
powder magazine hnve had to ts filled
and the rpinntltlo wlilcn have is-en
taken aboard have cniiMsl somi. specta
tors to wonder what It Is all alsiut.
Tlie large supply of aiimninltlon Is nee-
essary Ijecfliise of the project to have
target practice on the long Journey.
Theu also there will be ninny salute
to fire and these will eat up thousands
of dollar' worth of powder. Further
more, In cane an emergency should
erlse while the fleet Is In distant wat
er there will lie no lack of ammuni
tion. No such emergency Is expected,
but th fleet "will keep It powder dry"
w hile trusting In divine Providence.
Oreateat Flahltn I renal b.
The fleet which Admiral Kvans take
to tlie Pacific Include all th new
battleship and th beat armored crul-
r. It U the flower of tb American
a -.
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"GOOD-BY. BOB; TAKE
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Chicago Inter Ocean.
navy, far superior to that which de
stroyed tlie Spanish fleet nine years
ago. The Ixmlslana carrle the largest
crew-nci offlivra and men. The Con
necticut, which I the flagship. I the
finest ship of the navy, costing l4,tlV
0(iO. Among the other batttcahti are
the Alabama, tieorgta. Kansas. Vlr
glula, Minnesota. Ohio, Rhode Islsnd,
Kentucky and Vermont. In all there
are Xi battleship and armored cruisers,
healdc the flotilla if luriedo boat de
stroyers, repair and supply ships. The
progreo of the fleet will be watcinsl
with Interest by the whole world, and
will be aersMiipaiilcd by the prayer that
no occasion may arise fur a display of
that awful power of destruction whlib
Ilea wlttiln Its gun.
The algiilth'snee of the transfer of
the Imttleehlp stamp the event s su
epoch In tlie history of the Cnlted
GREAT AMERICAN PACIFIC SQUADRON.
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plctur ar th Battleship Washington, Ttuneasss and Bbod lalaud,
State. It trnnsfisl the theater of ac
tion of tlie navy from the Atluntle to
the Pacific Ocean for the flrt time lnce
the Culled Siai'-s Imh-uiiic a nation. It
rcdini-B tho nnval reprciu-iitiitlon of the
country In th Atlantic from aecond
plac to- tbo lowest place among th
amain r. evan.
naval pover of the world, but It raise
II representation In the Pacific ocean
to tb highest place, where the TInltod
State 1 How a poor second. Whether
"for fun or for frolic," Hear Ad
miral Robley Kvana ba expressed It,
the battlvablp upon arrival In th Pa-
KE'EP YOURSELF.'
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clfU will
honor.
do
tlie t'nite,! HI" Ml
The. Aat of arrival at Itlo Janeiro
Is jn. U. 1W. "d the day of de
parture ten dny Inter. Here the crew
will lie alolwwl h.ire ! ia
Rio Janeiro on Jun 51. th (lot will
proceed lowly to Puuta Arena, or
Sand rlt, where It I due Ui rrl
on Jan, Si
Punt Arenas I the last stop before
rounding tlw Horn, iid fl day will
he pasiHst here lu coaling from colliers
hired by tle government. The dlstsww
of thl leg Is 2.M0 knots, on Vh. i
the fleet will mimd the llm. regnlel
by all naval officers ss the nm dsn
gerous (Kilnf In the trip, and Feb.
It I due at t'sllno, Peru, S. ktiola
from Puma Ar-t. Anotlier tip of
ten day will be nude at thl point f,
coal and slare leave.
t:.
Tlie Inst leg f (he trip which la flterl
as to dates calls f,,r the ib-pariure fnau
t'allao on Cel.. ".s for Mugil.ilena bay,
Mexico, where the I'nllisl Slates lis
malnlslniHl a targot practliv station for
several years. Mngiliili-us lay la on
the M-iilimiiln of Uh.t Califuriila, S.llU
knota from callao ami .ii kiHits from
Shu Francisco, Here the ns-t will re
iiihIii nt least a nmnih eiiKngil In targi
pracilcc, C,, , niiipn r (,,
work It will sail rr Hsu Kranciais.,
where it Is eii-!,-,! ( srrlrH alsait
the middle of April or th., i f May,
On the Journey around the Horn the
battleships will pnM lVin, pirjMslo
Is.at ftoillla, which sailed f.rr the p.
clflc on iw. 2, and nt San Francis,,,,,
If not at Magdalen bay, It will
Joined by the arinor.nl cruiser soiiad-
run under Hoar Admiral Stockton and
Selins., ciislstln,, f t,fl cruls.Ts Penn
sylvania, West Virginia, Marylaml and
Colorsdo and the California, South
Kakola. Teiim: and Washington
the later two shlts now m-arliig their
dcatlnatlon after a trip nroitml the
Horn. In addition the bntthohlp No.
braaka, which ha Just ( mMn
loneil, will Join th fl.t a well aa th
protwled crnlwr, Clmrleston, Chlea.ro.
Mllwake hi. Uul. ami fWt)
yorktown.
th. widen , ind iMvtnUlg of tht J
Ssa o. nal, o that largo tm.
North
III U
u.a vj mar at tl sUfas of
ta Uda,
sara gra raa.r - ". ' ' s"ya.J '
It Quiets
the Cough
This l one reijon why Ayer'
Cherry Pectoral Is ao valua.
ble la consumption. It siopi
the wear and tear of useless
coushlns. Bui it does more
It controls the Inflammation,
quiets the fever, soothes, tnd
heals. Sold for 00 yean.
Atet Hism rel
i s ewilar
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Hasten rwcovery "l
bowwiw renulnr With AW fIH.
Mla4,
Ho you wlah to rbM B wlfJ,
k'llp win.
Or salert your lot I" UfT
flip eola.
Of two evil Btsk no r boles,
tUt your time. nd streottli. a vote,
Tber' a belter w I UJuU-e t
flip a cola.
peal briquette i aew btag ataoa at
Norfolk, Mas-, with a marb.a, Tae
peal it rui up by welting kle Ilk
t neat rfc-nipe d be praed Urougk
a in la a ranrauoua br. wbe-h t lin4
lata bthutt by Salt etwraled .
awtb-slly.
Ferry' Free Seed Beok.
for bait renlory thouaanda and
Miouaan.1 of Isrmer td gardener
have regaMed "rty'a lW Anmaal"'
a the beat gold r4 only tar the bay.
In. ot l, but M their planting and
rare. J'-'ly r:rn to it teat and
iliuatiatiofi prove II to be Ue actual
beginning of ancreaefal eessoa. The
new edition fol lU la now ready lor
free mailing to all who write Io the
publish! lor eopy.
It t a high lilbot Io lb boas of
J). M. rrry A Vo. thai 10 genera
uon have pianie.1 Perry' Heesta. mrk
svdiiig year adding Io the eon,
dence that "ed trouble" will never
ii wbn r'vrry' ek at rlanUJ a
"rrry' Heed Annual" ayg they
hould be.
Another remaiksb! feature devsl.
oms1 by the bouse ot Kerry I lb mrtb
cl ol dlatrlboluig sl k dlr
' thtonghoul the (s,uuiry o Ihal Ihe
pisntei everywhere ran teettr at their
, home sbire etactly what they want
when they want It, with the absolute
aoauraiire lUl It I frrtb and fetlll.
Kveryons (hould send l onre fat D. M .
rerry A Co., lMriit. Mleb , lis? lb
M edition ot "r'eiry'e Hsi Annual."
i
given
ee.
take loo long tint to pe
paint," as, 4 the Kjionia band, a
t
anr
"I aar be al.iw," anaaered Ike leaar
hu,l, 'li.lt It jam allot ajllfsil
S-in-ilea Io rat, b u a Kb roe."
Ileal I Ha.
Ther Is ho ol!er mnaiiment
Ttiaa rise from lite ell spent i
AnH bltl la h of sltnn they tejl
' lie ,l,. I, . ..rV slid M II wellt"
I'lr.rUlul Ptaiu (Viler
-tt rs (t ri) IN ft TO 14 OAYV
4 1 ese st
r. nt Hrh H n-1,-1 .ia,ll,
S t rf..lis-1'i
flu. it, (w u aa? st isutiK, i.(MMde4. aie.
f , f,m I e.
A young wlfa ralle,l t r htiland
the ti.lej.lump t, e Itltu a tale of w.sm
In lenr hi,d ais'iit she anld: Thai
you, dejirle? Well, you know thai love
ly chh'kcu pi I made you thai horrid
old cat -me In and ate It tip lief ore t
could tp U?"
He answered ; "Never mind, dar
ling; I'll get you Knottier rat"
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The
General Demand
of the Well Informed of the World ha
lwy boeu fr a simple, pleasant
and efficient liquid laxative remedy of
known value; a laiailvo which physi
cian could ant!tlon for family oe
bctue II component part
known to them to be wholesome tnd
truly beneficial la effect, acceptable
to tho system, and gentle, yet prompt,
'n action.
In mipplylng that demand with Its
excellent combination of Hyrup ot
Fig and F.llxlr of Bnnna, the f'"'
fornla Fig Hyrup Co. proceed alon
ethical linn and rolle on tha merits
of the laxative for It remarkable
ucc.
That I one of many re son why
Byrup of Fig and Kllilr of Senna Is
Riven the preference by the Well
informed. To get It beneficial effect
always buy the genulna manufac
tured by the California Tit Byrup O,
only, and for sale by til lesdl"'
druggists. Prlc fifty cents psr bttl
-trrr-Br'
l If" rfa,