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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 29, 1905)
For Thin, Poor Blood You can trust medicine tested 60 years ! Sixty years of experience, think of thatt Experience with Ayer's Sar saparilla; the ordinal Sarsa parilla; the strongest Sarsapa rilla; the Sarsaparilla the doc tors endorse for thin blood, weak nerves, general debility. But nrn thU ffTftnd oM m-f1W1n evnnot to tta bMl work If th liTr Is IuaciIt ud th bowti oonatipAtrd. Kor 1h bMl toMlbl r nltt.vou thou lt ufc luratw tot of Arr1 mil white tekttift th Krirtll. Th ilrw wtllquickij rwpond, &a4 so will U bowwl. by J. O. Ayr Co., Lowell, AIM aaanuBaolqroro of f art VMO. ljro oi cute. CyOfO UESIY PfiCTOCU. Was Too Old fbr That. A young lawyer whose lore of flow er tad all thins green and growing compallcd htm to eitabliah bit home la on of too suburbsn town of New Tork Invited bit old chum. Brown, also of th bar, to spend Sunday on tba farm, tayi the New Tork 8un. Brown was received with all appro priate honor, and all the attraction! were duly displayed to bit polite but not overkeen gate, for be wss eotne wbat deficient in that primal pattlon for a garden which haa come down through the generation! from Adam. At each meal he Uttened courteous ly to eulogies of 'our own make" rh ends. Be bore patiently "our own milk, lettuce from that frame you saw, neat off the vine la the back lot," and to oa. But at last It got to this: "Hsrry, I can recommend thlt chick en especially. I raised It myself.' Then the worm turned, after the ret mouthful of chicken, and with tad smile remtrked: -No, Will. I can't believe that Ton've only been here little orer two yean.'' - Aati-Kier in Mexico. Civilization is spreading In Mexico. A little red button worn by tome 300 women, old and young, married and ingle. In the City of Mexico, signifies membership In what la known as the AnU Kissing League. Members of the league take a solemn pledge not to kiss each other, in public or In private, their contention being that kissing It contagious, or, rather, the means of conveying contagious diseases from an fair Up to another. IN THE BEST OE HEALTH SINCE TAKING PE-RU-NA ''' '"'''' vv J Urn GOOD ; Short C torles I In talking with a young Tale grad- uata who bad been at the recent com mencement, a newspaper man asked whether he had hetrd any adverse eminent on Tale't acceptance Rockefeller'! "tainted money." "Well, ha said, "the only comment I beard wat 'taln't enough.' " An extremely unintelligent rblladel pbla "repeater" was arretted at the latt election la the Quaker City. He asked what crime wis laid at his door, and the policeman replied: "ou are charged with voting twice." "Charged, am II muttered the dated prisoner "why," I expected to be paid for it When in New Tork, F. Marlon Crawford hat bit bartering done and hit boota blacked at hit office. He si' waya bat the tame men, and both are Italians. In engaging the bootblack. Mr. Crawford asked him where be wat born. "In Genoa." wat the answer. "And what la your namef "Patrick Murphy," wat the astonishing reply, "Where In the world did you get that ntmer atked the novelist "I take-a the nam after I come here, to peop think- I the American," said the boot black. A tcul ling-match one took place un der the auspices of the athletic as sociation at Oxford, the contestants being Londoner, of the Oxford crew, end an Irishman, of the Cambridge crew. The Oxford man won handily, at no stag of the race being in danger of defeat 80 turs wat he ef win ning the contest that In a spirit of fun he ceased rowing several times, and bade the Celt In the rear to "hurry up." Whn th race wa over, the Irishman received a good deal of chaff at the bands of all. In view of hit over whelming defeat But to thlt he mere ly elevated hit eyebrows. "Sure," he finally contented to reply, "I'd have beaten him easily enough If I'd taken the long rettt that ha took." Professor Nichols, the famoua Cor nell physicist, during th recitation of a freshman class In natural philosophy, observed a tall, lanky youth In rear teat hit head in a recumbent position, hit body In languid pose, hit eyes half closed, and hit legs extended far out In an adjacent title. He was either asleep or about to lot eon clousnt. "Mr. Frazer," said the great scientist, "you may recite," The freshman evened hit eret slowly. He did not chang hit somnolent pose. "Mr. Fraaer, what it workr "Every thing Is work," was the drawling reply, "WhatI Everything la workr "Yes, sir." "Then, I take it you would Ilka me and the class to believe that thlt deek it workf "Tea, air," replied the youth, wearilr. that detk la wood work." A literary man, who haa teren chil dren, recently purchased a country place. This man has rather strenuous ldess about bringing up children. In eluding cold baths among tb things thtt ire good for them. On morning be carried hit youngest I two-year- old, to th creek near the bouse, and gave him a cold plunge. The child ob jected, but th father soused him in again, and plunged him under. At thlt Instant a hand grabbed th Spar tan father, and a neighboring fanner, owner of the band, roared at him 'Here, none of thtt! I'll have the Ian on yon for thlt!" "And," aald th lit erary man, "it took me half an hour to convince that man that I wat not trying to drown that child. Even then he watn't wholly convinced. To the very last minute be kept on shaking hit head skeptically, and saying: Wal, dunno about that I dunno. Too got tlx besides this.' " WHEN LOST IN THE WOODa M POOR HDAITH. PAINS IN BACK. SICK HEAHACHES PE-RU-NA CURED Mrs. Lena Smith, N. Cherry atreet, cor. Line, Nashville, Tenn., write : "I have had poor health for th past tour years, paint in tb back and groins, and dull, lick headache, with bearing down pains. "A friend who was very enthusiastic bout Peruna insisted that I try it "I took it for ten days and wa sur prised to find that I had so little pain. "I therefore continued to us it and at the end of two months my paint had totally disappeared. "I have been hi the best of health since and feel ten yean younger. I am verj grateful to you." Catarrh of tb internal organ grad nally taps away the strength, under mines the vitality and cause nervous, neat. Peruna it the remedy. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS JTMtMt, IlchtMt nJ .troBffMl Stamp Paittjr a lit uiftrlEvk 11 V Uotm power oa Us swewp wtcfa two bunwa. Wrli lor dMciipUv ctvuiof ba4 prtcM. , -rz KB1ERSON MACHINERY CO. Fft f Morrtswo Street lvrtand, Off CHetMseut,ntni e is wlthth nuiei sad addresses of yourself onl two of your friend, and IM date who yoa will probably a, enter a bualneta col lege, and wo will credit a yos with 15.00 oa our SOS.00 KhoUrshia. Our school offers exceptional advantages to students ef Business, Shorthand, Enfilih.etc e BfJT IKSTSUCTIOS lOwftT TUITI0S e e - mil toa cautious is it's fill e - THE MULTNOMAH I BUSINESS INSTITUTE M. . ataiN, Pass. e 00 sisth er. PORTLAND. ORC. 1 1 tM f Nim Ail utt faiis, t r I f BwltCwuahSrrtip. raeteettooi Uss f J Keep Tour Wits, Take Tiaae, and, if Poealble, Follow Stream. "What should you do if lost In the woods 7" Young forester taking the civil service examinations (or govern ment tervlce used to And thlt question a favorite, tayi the Boston Tran script Later, most of them have had more than one occasion to put their answer to a practical test One of th commonest experience of people who go to the woods 1 to strty away from th trail and familiar land marks and lose their bearings. Every year bring Its quota of stories of lost men and women, of search parties orginlzed, of day ipent in fruitless quest ind perhapt of the finding of the lost ones In wretched condition, rigged, starved, tometlmet temporar ily insane from tb fright and hard ships. Such experiences at these are usually due to panic. Tbey seldom happen to the man who la able to act with calmnes and judgment Summer visitors to the woods are peculiarly likely to be lost but so may also people who are accustomed to living in th woods. o man in a wild coun try Is altogether certain when he goes to th wood thtt bt will find bit way back without difficulty, no matter how many timet b bat been over the same ground. A snow, a forest fire, even windfall In the forest, may have obliterated bis guide mark and cbinged utterly the ippearance of thlngt. Every man who goes Into th woods should make up bit mind that In case he it lost he will observe a few sim ple common-tense rules of conduct In the first place, be should resolutely refuse to be frightened. The Imme diate effect of tb discovery that on Is lost it usually complete demoraliza tion. Th victim fallt into a panic of fear ana wants to extricate himself Immediately. He runt about In dif ferent direction!, hallooing, until what little tense he had left it completely gone. Avoid that. If yoa tbould nUu your trail or be in doubt aa to your whereabout th best course Is first t lt down where you are and think over matter. It ft not a serious af fair; be asftured of that There are few region In this country where a man It not within a day'i walk of some settlement and if th season be ummsr yon bar nothing to fear, Contlder th matter calmly; us your memory and your reason. Uak np yonr mind about th proper direction to follow, then tako your court and refuse to Chang it wtthout good and sufficient cause. Don't hurry 1 take your time and when lou feel x bausted stop and rest. Don't try to travel at night A night spent out of door in th luuuucr doean't hurt any body. If you bav so lost th sense ot direction that you cannot msk up your mind wlnt course to tik It usually best to follow stream. In a rough country there It almott ai wayt flowing water. 8t result alwayt leads to settlement. Th way may be long and the "going" tortuous, but stick to your stream and It will bring you out Keep your eye on lb tun, If it It out tod get your dlrtcttont from It Study th contour of th hill and mountains, tb appearance of th trees and of th stream. Try to find tome thing ft miliar. Dtfh't look for moss on th tree to determine your direc tion. It Is not a ssf guide. Don't throw away food or clothing In order to-travel fatter. Ton will probably need both. Keep your confidence. When very thing els 1 gone, hold en to that Getting loat In th wood la, after all, under certain restriction, a rsrs kind of sport There I certainly excite ment enough about it to stir th moat Jaded, with plenty of opportunity fot th exercise of coolness and common tense. A country like the Adlron dackt furnishes Ideal condition fot getting loot and getting back again. Settlement It nowhere to fir away that you r not within a few hour walk of a hotel or summer cottage, and think of the romantic posalblll- tie of such aa experience. THEIR FAVORITE AUTHORS. Books Karopoaa Reverolaraa and Fa- none ktea Like to Bead. It 1 not every sovereign who, a tb King of Sweden confessed in a recent remarkable Interview tbst he did, reads author In at least four different language very day of his life. The Queen of Boumanla read largely In several languages, ancient and modern Although she loves her native German authors, she prefer that of Franc, especially Pierre Lotl, br friend and biographer. Th ox-queen regent ol Spain alto makes Lot! ber literary Idol, while the lat Empress of Austria wor shiped at the shrine of Heine. The Ccar hss a passion for French novelt. and his favorite author is Francois Coppee; he also read English novel ind mtgixlne with aridity. Th German emperor confesses a weakness for French writer, especial ly Georges Obnet He It a great ad mirer of Kipling, and bat taken th greatest delight in reading the Jungl books to hit children. Almost ill th French president! hav been industri ous readers. The present president M. Loubet has an enormous library of books, every one of which. It 1 said, beart signs of much reading. U. Fartre was an inveterate reader, with a pref erence for books of travel and coloniza tion. M. Carnot had a pattlon for his tory and devoured every book that had any reference to th French revolution. in which bis grandfather wit a proml nent figure. Queen Victoria wat alwayt a great reader and ttudent Her favorite au thor It sild to hive been Marie Corel 1 1 but the did mott of her retdlng by deputy, it a llttener. Many ttatoamen find tlm amid all their dlttractlona to read largely. Sine Mr. Gladstone's death John Morley I probably the moat Industrious reader among poli ticians, and bis rang I almost as wide as that of bl lat chief. A. J. Balfour 1 a rapid and a great reader and varies theology and philosophy with th latest novel by Doyle or Bar rio, and Lord Goscben pursues litera ture aa a hobby, the only one he con fesses to. The Bishop of Bipon reads widely and can never resist a book that concern itself with bla favorite Dante. He hat probably the finest Dtnte library in England. Sine Lord Bowen'e death Lord Justice Stirling Is the greateet bookworm on the bench and Fletcher Moulton, whose tastes are similar to those of Sir James Stirling, Is probably the greatest reader at tbs bar. Lord Wolseley Is a "greedy read er," especially of antiquarian books, and spend his early hours reading or writing in bis library, while among writer! none perhapt hire read more than Mr. Meredith, who hit in un rivaled knowledgt of French literature, which be hat for many yeart made hi chief recreation. London Tlt-BlU Be Kind to the Whale. Speak kindly to the elephant And gently to the whale, And when yoa meet th Jaguar Please do not yank his tall. Respect the tiger's fssllngs, dear, His whiskers do not pull; Oh, let your heart with kindliness Be ever, ever full. Oh, do not pinch the python Or punch the rattlesnake. If yoa should hurt ths cobrs His little heart would break. Don't stick piss In the crocodile Or irritate the ysk; Prsy 40 not bruise the polar bear By pounding on bis back. Don't mike ths Hon cry, my child, Ey walking on his toss; Kor slight the hippopotamus By stsndlng an his nose. For all good children, you must know, Each morning glsdly sing: "Ob, help me be conslderste Of every living thing." New York Times. A Rasp Shot. Miss Breezl told me that Baxter wa quit a nappy fallow. He teemed to me a very dull and ttupld tort of chap." Oh, th meant that b wat aa mateur photographer." Cleveland Plain Dssler. Sparred to Greaser Effort, Lawyer I'll b frank with yoa. Ton can't break your father's will. Client I'll be frank with you I can't pay you unite it can be broken. Lawyer We'll break that will if It takes a leg. Cleveland Leader. Gold Miaes Near Paaatsa. Near the Panama Canal exist gold mines abandoned by Spain centuries ago. They will toon be reopened. "Jackson tells ni tb last thing h wrote was accepted. Do you know what tt wsr "Yes; bt resignation." -Grit "I am looking for trouble," aald th cller. "I am sorry." replied the other. but I bav mad It a rut never to lend my auto," Houston Post If yoa can't get along better with your work I will bav to get another girl." "Sur. nia'ru, an' I wish thot y would there it enough work here tor two." Grit Servant If I might tnnke to bold at to suggest, sir Irish Master (Irri tably) W want none ot your tuggo tlont; w want nothing from you but alienee, and not much of that Lillian Wasn't It aweet of your husband to send you a kiss by wire? Adell I haven't decided yet; I'm us- plctou thlt that telegmph operator wa a woman. Detroit Free Press. Growell (In chesp reataunnt) Her. waiter! Are these mutton or pork chopaT Walter Can't you tell by the taste? Growell No. Walter Then what difference doe It niitk what they are? Illustrated Bits. Mrs. Toungbrlde I've come to com plain of that flour you sent me. Gro cerWhat was the matter with Itl Mrs. Toungbrtd It wis tough mid a pi with It and It was as much a my husbsnd could do to cut It Thle," tald th city chap, who wat showing hit rural relative the town. "1 called the 'tenderloin' district." Why i It clled thatr queried the rural relative. "Because tt Is so tough," explained the other. Chicago News. Maudle Pa, will our new mamma go mad after a while? Father What a question I Why do you think such a thing? Maudle Well, I heard her tell th cook yesterday that she got bsdly bitten when the married you 1 Scissors. Father Wll, Julia, If I allow young Smltherer to becom my son In-law do yon suppose he will be willing to work and support you? Julia Oh, papa, how can be when he bas promised to do nothing but think of me all the time? Mr. Nurich Jan, why do you al low th children to msk so much noise? The Nurse I'm sorry, ma'am, bat they won't mind me. Mrs. Neu rich Of course not Why should they? Don't I pty you to mind t "-n? Grit Alice rushed In from the garden. where sh bad been picking flowers. Sh wat badly ttung by a bee, and waa holding on to ber finger and lob bing pitifully. "Oh. mamma," she cried. "I burned me on a bug!" Brook lyn Life. After the silence had begun to be awkward he cleared his tbront and laid: "I don't think. Miss Dimple- ton " "Oh, I know you don t she hastily repHed. "but It doesn't really matter. Isn't the moon Just lovely to night?" Chicago Record Herald. A friend tells of a recent visit a Senator made to church with one of hit tTandcblldren. The little fellow tried several times to talk, but wis ni ways told he could not talk In church. "Then, grandpa," he begged, "please tak off my shoes and let me more my toe." Llpplncott's Magazine. When you know that a man I a devotee of golf," said the entbuslsstlc golfer, "you csn be absolutely certain of hi mental calibre and be as sured " "Oh, come, I wouldn't say that" replied the plain man. "I don't doubt thit oms men plsy golf who are really quite sensible." PUIladel phla Pre. Th managing editor wheeled hit chair around and pushed a button In the wall. The person wsnted entered. Here," said the editor, "are a number of directions from outsiders at to tb beat wty to run a newspaper. Mee that they are til carried out." And the office boy, gathering them all Into larg wast-basket did so. Wash ington Life. Good Society on the Farm Mrs. Waldo (of Boston) I hsv a letter from your Uncle James, Penelope, who wants me to spend th summer on his farm. Penelope (dubiously) Is there any society in the neighborhood? Mrs. Wiido I've heird him speak of the Holstelns and Guernseys. I presume they are plessant people. Boston Christian Register. Auntie (to her young niece) Guess what I know, Miry Uiere't a MttI baby brother upstairs! Ht came thlt morning when you were asleep. Mary Did be? Then I know who brought him U wat the milkman. Auntie What do you mean, Mary? Mary Why, I looked at the sign on bis cart yesterdsy, and It ld "Families sup- piled dally." Harper Weekly. "I am truly sorry, Tommy," said th friend of th family, meeting the little boy In the tret "to learn that your father house wis burned down yes terday. Was nothing saved?" "Don't you wast no grief on me," replied Tommy. "All of pa' old clothe wis burnt tip in that Are, and ma can't make any more of 'em up for me, this time. Tum-tlddle-lum-tum-tum, whoop-Be-doodle-doo!" Chicago Journal. Too Early In diet Game. Hewitt Did you bear that Gruet balked over the marriage service? Jewett No. Hewitt When th minister came to th "with all my worldly good I thee endow" part, Gruet atked him why It wat necessary for blm to put bis prop erty In his wife's mm to early in the gams. New Tork Sun. Mot HI Favorite) Slargeon, Gunner You don't teem to bav much faith in Dr. Lane at in appen dicitis expert Guyer Faith? Why, I wouldn't let blm cut the tppendlx out of my dic tionary. Judge. If you are not naturally fair and honorable, counterfeiting It pardon-abl MEXICO'S "DEVIl. TREE.' Heath to AU Who Meet WUhlu Its Fete fill Hliuilow, Because of tho many fatal accidents tint have occurred under a huge tree tlmt grows lu th lUoleiidlt raucn, in th Zamora district, MU'hotoan, peas ants of the rogton are growing more nd more superstitious about Itt tup posed fatal omen, and thiy begin to call It "arbol tnaldlto" (curseu tree;. The tree Is supposed to be over sev eiity-flve year old, and Is said to bav beeu planted by a msu who, because of his enormous crluies ami uis rorgei fulness of the divine law, was swal lowed ud bv the earth. The man never went to mast, never confessed, did not have the Image of a saint In his house, did not carry a roary arouud his neck, aud ntr mad th sign of Hi cross. There was not a beggar In the town who bid svsr received a "tlaco chlqulto" (old coins equivalent to 1H cents) from him. He never gsve anything for the church and nevr took off his hst when h met a "psdreclto" on th street It wss rumored that h wa respon sible for many murders and other atro cious crimes, but he wtt never In Jail, neither could he be Incarcerated be cause he bsd a compart with the devil, and whenever he Invoked bit tatante majesty the latter reudered him either Invisible to human eyes or smsller than an ant to Ut he could etslly escape danger. He had no friend nor rels tires, bertute he wss shunned by all. Two thing he loved, birds and tree. He planted numerous trees and fed big flocks of birds that knew him and came to his home every morning to nick the crumbs of bread which be threw in the patio. Many years ago, and this la well re membered by the peasant, it wss Good Friday. Everybody In town bad attended the religious service of th morning and tbey were going to their home when a terrific noise wss beard. Tbey rushed to the street where It came from, to find out whit it wit, nd ttw bow the earth had opened under the cursed man's feet He wis enveloped by thick flames and smoke, snd disappeared beneath the surface ef the earth. This was considered a most deserved punishment While the fslthful were In the church the cursed man was loafing around, and having seen big crucifix upon an altar erected on the street as wss don In thot day, h placed a burning clgarett In the lips of the Image. Scarcely had be made eight or tan steps, when he was engulfed by the inferno. That dsy all th tree h planted. except th cursed one, all the birds be bsd fed died. An attempt was msds to cot down the tree that bad not dried up, but the man who made the attempt drop ped dead upon stepping upon ths shadow of Its foliage. The men's body hsd to be left there to be eaten op by crows, because nobody hsd ths courage to approach and remove tt Since that day numerous persons hsve met a tragic death under that tree. A pedestrian who wsnt undsr It for shade on a hot summer day was bitten by a snake and died In two hour. Three men, on different occasions, sought shelter from rain nnder It branches, and ware struck by light ning. A woman who was hsngtng om clothe to dry from th trunk of th tree wss s tucked and killed by billy goat that cam from nobody knowt where, and that wtt never teen tgaln. Two year ago a littles boy wss riding burro. Innocently led hi snlmal to tht tree. Th burro threw him off and kicked him to death. The latt victim of thlt fatal tree wit a man named Mellqutdet Arevalo, who, during a heavy rainstorm, ran under the tree for shelter; like his predecessors on such occasion, b wss struck by light ning. Mexican Usrtld. Prove It By the Oven Fire rut the wonderful KC Bak ing Powder to the teit Get a ,v1 can on approval. Your money will fie returned u you aon t agree that all we claim li true. You'll be delighted with the de licious, wholciome things that Kf BAKING Vs POWDER will bring to life In your oven. K C Diking Powder li two thirdicheaperandmakei purer, better, more ncaimiui loou than otherbowderi anywhere near KC Quality. 2) ouncei for 2) cents, get it to-day l JAQUFS MFG. CO. ciuca !M4aiKioii ff l ef mesuM," Hequel to Wedding reset, A Bcotcb nitulittr tnd bis friend, wWo were coming horn from a wd- dlug, began to consider th ttit Inte which their potatlotit at th wldlng feast bsd left theiu. "Ssndy." slid ' " -ssim III Admleeloa. Wlf (during tk spsO Come, deer, w hsvs no orrssloa to quarrel I tkls manner. Of court I do sum verr fool. Ish twlnie tt time sod so do yoa. tet'li admit tbst, will you aotT llaebsnd t ertalnli. I'll sdtnlt that th minister, "Just stop a asluut br oa mf d,r. Tktl't whit I'v 114 tilt I go ahead. Majn 1 aon 1 wait all tlag. very Heady and the good wife wight remark something not lust rignt." lis walked aaead of tba servsnt for a short distance and then asked: "How Is HT Am I walking stralghtr "Ob. ly." inswered Bendy, thickly. "Ye'rt a' recht hut who' that who's with youf rirn rnenenllr Cwwd. Hetlaof MHueoeiaa f 1 1 0 anr am t a um .r lr H u.e una N w llealulrf. Hi) fi ltl.lbotl.ewltf.e lc. H. U. Klin., 14J.UI A ..urn. 1-lilUd.lplua, I'e. Wife Wretefct How dare joul CASTOR I A lot Infant and Children. Tht Kind Yon Hart Always Bought Heart th Blgnatur The Tie Maanello. "And bow, darling," tald tb newly tccvpted lover, "tell nie bow you ever cam to be attracted to such a plain, everyday man at myself t What could you tee In me to lovsT The besutlful girl blushed sad look ed down it the diamond sparkling on bsr anger. "Well," she tald at latt, hesitating. "Yes, y wnst wst Itr t3llmtd the Impellent lover, "llecsuse you tie your tscott so beautifully. 1 never could make mine look right Will yoa tbow tt hew, R nlt'kerrxH-h ore Were) Fierce. "Uraclootr exclaimed tht ecoaoml ral mother, "I thought I bad rut dowa thU old suit of your fslher's to It would Bt you. but It em entirely too Urge yet." "Tes, ros," replied th bright boy, "repeclelly tb 'wld xpauta.'" rbllsdslpbl Tree. Mew's Thl W eff.r On Hun-Ire tellers Reea4 fa an t reae on mat cetuwi SO u4 ef Hell s staff 1 1 an. f l. 1 11 ..- 1 a vy rropa. . Tttlerto, p. the uti-ieiaisrie-i. aa.e loves f I. Wa. rh.net lr Ike iM I ewe. 4 belle. Slat Milertiv noButenio in an ovetoaa in ll.Bf .. dear?" New York Press. I liaeilun. me.l Mr then area , onoa up, na !ui4iicu.i g wu. ti4o, t- Mothers will la sire, wiaeiawl Boothta vnip the beat reiusdr totueluf Ibttt saUUna durist me toeihlu pot k4. View Maecallae. Mrs. Nsf Too akeulJo'l tsks sack morbid view of life, sur dear. Naffs But I raa't help ll. Mrs. Nag Look St poor Mr. Meek er. Ills Income Is small sod bis wife Is slowly drlrtf. jtot be always has s smile sad s pleseant word for everybody. Nasis You say his wlf le Jjtnf? Mrs. Naifs Ye. Tb doctor sets she raa't last much longer. Naije Aud Meeker la cheerful sod plraiaut, yoa sat? Mrs. Neil. Yee. Naffe Well, I'm surprised SI blm. If ho dueen't look sharp he'll gits him self awe;. honurete In ait bus! a 44 Soaotiallf able (! ool eat a teir rea. lu,u lit uetafa YnltA ft i W umi, I ia A Meat i, n ti seals lrs ,1 TlilMt, t. Mail a 1 aittiK'an ts taken Inloraaltf. trfc Ins atioctlv Un the Wwl n4 eoiua ear. le-ee ul ike jai.ut. file lu pet bulla. tvlt bi all I'm, .Lie. Teetitriaiiiala tros. UeU a reaitii f'lUe are IM keel. Th laaoeenl KM. I.lttl Wlllie-I'sps. I a ventrll. qulat man who talk te himself la a low ton? l's No, my boy. A ventriloquist I man who ran speak la such way that hi tone seem to come from olbsr perao. I.lttl Willi Thtt aipltlns whst sister ttld to George last algbL Hoe told blm thst when no one wss treasJ b wss a very different person. IOCIITY IS SILVER LAOtN. Poaad of the Metal Thai a M aa Mas Carry A boat With Hlaa. "See thlt man orer there r said on Brooklyn Un passenger to another. "I go dowa on th ssms csr with him nsarly vry night, and I'll bet he's got three pound of silver In 10 pockets, ind thtt he'll show It before the train get to 81st atreet." The car hadn't gon a block when th man with th silver began show ing it first bt pulled out a big til ver watch with a heavy fob of silver coins, held together with chain links. Then with a silver knife be tcrtped back the cuticle from a thumb nail. from one breast pocket be drew a silver cigar esse, and put It back, tak ing a heavy tUver dgtrett case from th other, though nndsdded whether to smoks a cigar or clgarett. Finally, h chos a dgir, ind put It Into a ill- vr-mountd bolder aftr nlDDln off th end with a llvr cutUr. Krom hi tronteri pockt cam a silver nmtch safs. A h settled bick to smoke and read, bt donned a ptlr of silver nose glasses, held by a silver chain. Some thing In the paper struck blm at worth saving, and a pair of tllver scissors, taken from a sliver esse, cut th r ttcl out Thl h folded up until ind pnt into a tllver postag stsmp box. n wor iwo nvy ox Id sad silve rings, on set with a red stone 11,. other with a green on. rttw.i.. Esgl. ' Pygmy Marriage. Bom hitherto unnubllahatl r.n. about th hablU of the African pyg mis r contlnd in a pmphlt Just published by Col. Harrlton, wh brought from Centril Africa th party of littles people now In London. Tb pygmlet generally marry at tho ... of 8 or 9, and th men buy their wive wiui mre or rour tptsrs and tn to flftn arrow, according to th mar kt t1u of tb lady, Thtv n.v h. tntallmnU, and not until th last arrow I handed over 1 th lovr al lowed to tak hi brid. a mm may biv a many wlv ai b etn afford to buy. Th birth of a boy I wIeom.n k whn a girl baby irrlvss th unfortu sat creator la aonndly lathed by th fathwr with a bunch of plantain lav. W vry raraly idmlr th ma a who on linking hands, qnMi hard to show that b la In vlgoroai hsilth, tnd In t hearty fram of mln4 Th I'rlnlln Offlnet Th printing oltlf bat Indeed proved a better collrgo to many a boy. hat graduated more useful snd conspicu ous member of society, hst brought nior Intellect out and turned It Into practical, useful channels, awskened more minds, generated more irtlve ind derated thought, than many of the literary rollegra of the country. A boy who commence! In such a school ss the printing office, will hsve his tal ents snd lileaa brought out; ind If he It a rtrefiil observer, experience In bis profession will contribute more toward in education than ran be ob tained In si most my other mttiner. Foeerrairhs snd colds I here I a molkttn I hen i'iao't Car fur Ooaai j'nc sa cen la. Wide Opts, Mis Kreecb lr. Krrlnks seened i)ult lntre(4 in my staging last eveutag. II sat directly in front ef me during my aoto and watched st eo attentively, Mies Knos-t don't think It waa your alnglng. It told ut tfterwird that be mad a (penalty of tonsils tnd ttndle.1 theia vry cbsnr a got . I'lills-lelplila I'ree. f.HU No. 1-101 ItfUKM wrlilei f doevtiser f 1 00 1 vt onilvai teil e,oe. gCZE WaVUk Those afflicted with Hcxeaa know A FLESH 1 more man can be told of the euuering impoaed by tbl "flesh W .nre.,1. T b',,wltn "t 'Hnea. of the akin, which grad ?K J ""TfcyMiatoreaml pustule discharging a thin, aticky that dnea and scales off. lea v no- ii......i , . " . .u' ualljr fluld 11. t.- . , ; ; - ""nuiCTi miriace, ana ai iirora me IH.B- Inr and burninr are almnat n,il-.,..i i- 1 ' . . .1.. 1 1. liable to be attacked, the. "u""7 P" 01 " hand, feet, back, arms, face Eoema mad Its appearance oa my left Haiti tb and lee are the parta moat fiie of my thumb In is,,, and epresd until It wa often afflicted. The cause of tt my hand, burning, itching and paining Kczc'ma i a too acid condi- !" nl ,or which I could get no relief, uatll see. tion of the blood The cir- '? 0,h,r cu,r aivertised by you I wret sad ctilation become loaded i-eiuV'" yott, P"4". commenced with fiery, acid polaon. that u&SffiS'' . toBfcf, are forced turouy;h the "yttla, Kan. J.II.BMItC plands and norts of the akin which a tt.. -n pi ,t.. ...... J the disease ia in the blood it ia a waste of time to try to cure it witU local applications; tha cause muat be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S- 3. nag no efuai a a remedy for Eczema; it enteri tha blood and force out tli poison through the natural channel, andbuildtuptheentireayatcra. ThetkiB becomea amooth and aoft ai;aln, and the Eczema ia KltS slSfcS Z tme.t yield to Its purifying, cooling effect . me wood. Book on Skin Dneaaea and any advice wished, without chargt. IHC SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, fi we ernan and hriilaewnrt wlihoni iin, our lsraM,aiprl.n. In pi.ie work n ahiea us 10 ill f.uir moniii r.,.i,(.,rt.l,i,. .t. w. a, w im Iih f,.u.i, a .at. w.r i,, eairw-i iMih aliaiiluuir wlihoui ialn. lr. T. f. Wise is an .ip.rl at nliln) and crown an. Iifhi(.wk. Kitru-ilna FlM erhen plain ot i,ri,ig.a are urdrnl. WISE BROS. DENTISTS Kalllns lilt,., Third and W.htnton (s. 0n evenlhae nil s i. . nd.y, from to it or Mam tm. l)H. I. Wtbf. - U .n..l..i " I' M i. e 1. i l k " '""r-fnuntry In the world mr iI Invesi m ' ' '" K'ti'h dgwn, S ir rent Inli iii.l. rarlr ever ahiiwn i,n. l am n. ..T,',, " ,uu lr ''' a II11S land as Ihe nn l. lal ? road ri . i V'l "' T "' "I ""'"" M-ndays ol each w.rk, flv lnr.,r,.ti01. p ,, "J 'Zll'J'!"'?"! Al'wna. Ma lh tr-vrd. AM l aiiadlai, Hallway - lands MMrs M IIWIS. Hwl I .,,d At,i Alborl slid ' HlveraWs Ave., bpuaane. Wash. Uncle Sam's People ar mlratlnt l Al"era en- ad by tn Itioiis anda, w Here there Us dollar tn be ma-Is yi,u will alwars find a Vaukeo. AI iMiria ailurds the
