For Thin,
Poor Blood
You can trust medicine
tested 60 years ! Sixty years
of experience, think of thatt
Experience with Ayer's Sar
saparilla; the ordinal Sarsa
parilla; the strongest Sarsapa
rilla; the Sarsaparilla the doc
tors endorse for thin blood,
weak nerves, general debility.
But nrn thU ffTftnd oM m-f1W1n evnnot to
tta bMl work If th liTr Is IuaciIt ud th
bowti oonatipAtrd. Kor 1h bMl toMlbl r
nltt.vou thou lt ufc luratw tot of Arr1
mil white tekttift th Krirtll. Th ilrw
wtllquickij rwpond, &a4 so will U bowwl.
by J. O. Ayr Co., Lowell,
AIM aaanuBaolqroro of
f art VMO.
ljro oi cute.
CyOfO UESIY PfiCTOCU.
Was Too Old fbr That.
A young lawyer whose lore of flow
er tad all thins green and growing
compallcd htm to eitabliah bit home la
on of too suburbsn town of New
Tork Invited bit old chum. Brown, also
of th bar, to spend Sunday on tba
farm, tayi the New Tork 8un.
Brown was received with all appro
priate honor, and all the attraction!
were duly displayed to bit polite but
not overkeen gate, for be wss eotne
wbat deficient in that primal pattlon
for a garden which haa come down
through the generation! from Adam.
At each meal he Uttened courteous
ly to eulogies of 'our own make" rh
ends. Be bore patiently "our own
milk, lettuce from that frame you saw,
neat off the vine la the back lot," and
to oa. But at last It got to this:
"Hsrry, I can recommend thlt chick
en especially. I raised It myself.'
Then the worm turned, after the
ret mouthful of chicken, and with
tad smile remtrked:
-No, Will. I can't believe that
Ton've only been here little orer two
yean.'' -
Aati-Kier in Mexico.
Civilization is spreading In Mexico.
A little red button worn by tome 300
women, old and young, married and
ingle. In the City of Mexico, signifies
membership In what la known as the
AnU Kissing League. Members of the
league take a solemn pledge not to kiss
each other, in public or In private,
their contention being that kissing It
contagious, or, rather, the means of
conveying contagious diseases from
an fair Up to another.
IN THE BEST OE HEALTH
SINCE TAKING PE-RU-NA
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GOOD
; Short C
torles
I
In talking with a young Tale grad-
uata who bad been at the recent com
mencement, a newspaper man asked
whether he had hetrd any adverse
eminent on Tale't acceptance
Rockefeller'! "tainted money." "Well,
ha said, "the only comment I beard
wat 'taln't enough.' "
An extremely unintelligent rblladel
pbla "repeater" was arretted at the
latt election la the Quaker City. He
asked what crime wis laid at his door,
and the policeman replied: "ou are
charged with voting twice." "Charged,
am II muttered the dated prisoner
"why," I expected to be paid for it
When in New Tork, F. Marlon
Crawford hat bit bartering done and
hit boota blacked at hit office. He si'
waya bat the tame men, and both are
Italians. In engaging the bootblack.
Mr. Crawford asked him where be wat
born. "In Genoa." wat the answer.
"And what la your namef "Patrick
Murphy," wat the astonishing reply,
"Where In the world did you get that
ntmer atked the novelist "I take-a
the nam after I come here, to peop
think- I the American," said the boot
black.
A tcul ling-match one took place un
der the auspices of the athletic as
sociation at Oxford, the contestants
being Londoner, of the Oxford crew,
end an Irishman, of the Cambridge
crew. The Oxford man won handily,
at no stag of the race being in danger
of defeat 80 turs wat he ef win
ning the contest that In a spirit of fun
he ceased rowing several times, and
bade the Celt In the rear to "hurry
up." Whn th race wa over, the
Irishman received a good deal of chaff
at the bands of all. In view of hit over
whelming defeat But to thlt he mere
ly elevated hit eyebrows. "Sure," he
finally contented to reply, "I'd have
beaten him easily enough If I'd taken
the long rettt that ha took."
Professor Nichols, the famoua Cor
nell physicist, during th recitation of
a freshman class In natural philosophy,
observed a tall, lanky youth In rear
teat hit head in a recumbent position,
hit body In languid pose, hit eyes
half closed, and hit legs extended far
out In an adjacent title. He was
either asleep or about to lot eon
clousnt. "Mr. Frazer," said the
great scientist, "you may recite," The
freshman evened hit eret slowly. He
did not chang hit somnolent pose.
"Mr. Fraaer, what it workr "Every
thing Is work," was the drawling reply,
"WhatI Everything la workr "Yes,
sir." "Then, I take it you would Ilka
me and the class to believe that thlt
deek it workf "Tea, air," replied the
youth, wearilr. that detk la wood
work."
A literary man, who haa teren chil
dren, recently purchased a country
place. This man has rather strenuous
ldess about bringing up children. In
eluding cold baths among tb things
thtt ire good for them. On morning
be carried hit youngest I two-year-
old, to th creek near the bouse, and
gave him a cold plunge. The child ob
jected, but th father soused him in
again, and plunged him under. At
thlt Instant a hand grabbed th Spar
tan father, and a neighboring fanner,
owner of the band, roared at him
'Here, none of thtt! I'll have the Ian
on yon for thlt!" "And," aald th lit
erary man, "it took me half an hour
to convince that man that I wat not
trying to drown that child. Even then
he watn't wholly convinced. To the
very last minute be kept on shaking
hit head skeptically, and saying: Wal,
dunno about that I dunno. Too
got tlx besides this.' "
WHEN LOST IN THE WOODa
M POOR HDAITH.
PAINS IN BACK.
SICK HEAHACHES
PE-RU-NA CURED
Mrs. Lena Smith, N. Cherry atreet,
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"I have had poor health for th past
tour years, paint in tb back and
groins, and dull, lick headache, with
bearing down pains.
"A friend who was very enthusiastic
bout Peruna insisted that I try it
"I took it for ten days and wa sur
prised to find that I had so little pain.
"I therefore continued to us it and
at the end of two months my paint had
totally disappeared.
"I have been hi the best of health since
and feel ten yean younger. I am verj
grateful to you."
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Keep Tour Wits, Take Tiaae, and, if
Poealble, Follow Stream.
"What should you do if lost In the
woods 7" Young forester taking the
civil service examinations (or govern
ment tervlce used to And thlt question
a favorite, tayi the Boston Tran
script Later, most of them have had
more than one occasion to put their
answer to a practical test One of
th commonest experience of people
who go to the woods 1 to strty away
from th trail and familiar land
marks and lose their bearings. Every
year bring Its quota of stories of lost
men and women, of search parties
orginlzed, of day ipent in fruitless
quest ind perhapt of the finding of
the lost ones In wretched condition,
rigged, starved, tometlmet temporar
ily insane from tb fright and hard
ships. Such experiences at these are
usually due to panic. Tbey seldom
happen to the man who la able to act
with calmnes and judgment Summer
visitors to the woods are peculiarly
likely to be lost but so may also
people who are accustomed to living
in th woods. o man in a wild coun
try Is altogether certain when he goes
to th wood thtt bt will find bit way
back without difficulty, no matter how
many timet b bat been over the
same ground. A snow, a forest fire,
even windfall In the forest, may
have obliterated bis guide mark and
cbinged utterly the ippearance of
thlngt.
Every man who goes Into th woods
should make up bit mind that In case
he it lost he will observe a few sim
ple common-tense rules of conduct In
the first place, be should resolutely
refuse to be frightened. The Imme
diate effect of tb discovery that on
Is lost it usually complete demoraliza
tion. Th victim fallt into a panic
of fear ana wants to extricate himself
Immediately. He runt about In dif
ferent direction!, hallooing, until what
little tense he had left it completely
gone. Avoid that. If yoa tbould nUu
your trail or be in doubt aa to your
whereabout th best course Is first
t lt down where you are and think
over matter. It ft not a serious af
fair; be asftured of that There are
few region In this country where a
man It not within a day'i walk of
some settlement and if th season be
ummsr yon bar nothing to fear,
Contlder th matter calmly; us your
memory and your reason. Uak np
yonr mind about th proper direction
to follow, then tako your court and
refuse to Chang it wtthout good and
sufficient cause. Don't hurry 1 take
your time and when lou feel x
bausted stop and rest. Don't try to
travel at night A night spent out of
door in th luuuucr doean't hurt any
body.
If you bav so lost th sense ot
direction that you cannot msk up
your mind wlnt course to tik It
usually best to follow stream. In
a rough country there It almott ai
wayt flowing water. 8t result alwayt
leads to settlement. Th way may
be long and the "going" tortuous, but
stick to your stream and It will bring
you out
Keep your eye on lb tun, If it It
out tod get your dlrtcttont from It
Study th contour of th hill and
mountains, tb appearance of th trees
and of th stream. Try to find tome
thing ft miliar. Dtfh't look for moss
on th tree to determine your direc
tion. It Is not a ssf guide.
Don't throw away food or clothing
In order to-travel fatter. Ton will
probably need both.
Keep your confidence. When very
thing els 1 gone, hold en to that
Getting loat In th wood la, after all,
under certain restriction, a rsrs kind
of sport There I certainly excite
ment enough about it to stir th moat
Jaded, with plenty of opportunity fot
th exercise of coolness and common
tense. A country like the Adlron
dackt furnishes Ideal condition fot
getting loot and getting back again.
Settlement It nowhere to fir away
that you r not within a few hour
walk of a hotel or summer cottage,
and think of the romantic posalblll-
tie of such aa experience.
THEIR FAVORITE AUTHORS.
Books Karopoaa Reverolaraa and Fa-
none ktea Like to Bead.
It 1 not every sovereign who, a tb
King of Sweden confessed in a recent
remarkable Interview tbst he did,
reads author In at least four different
language very day of his life. The
Queen of Boumanla read largely In
several languages, ancient and modern
Although she loves her native German
authors, she prefer that of Franc,
especially Pierre Lotl, br friend and
biographer. Th ox-queen regent ol
Spain alto makes Lot! ber literary Idol,
while the lat Empress of Austria wor
shiped at the shrine of Heine.
The Ccar hss a passion for French
novelt. and his favorite author is
Francois Coppee; he also read English
novel ind mtgixlne with aridity.
Th German emperor confesses a
weakness for French writer, especial
ly Georges Obnet He It a great ad
mirer of Kipling, and bat taken th
greatest delight in reading the Jungl
books to hit children. Almost ill th
French president! hav been industri
ous readers. The present president
M. Loubet has an enormous library of
books, every one of which. It 1 said,
beart signs of much reading. U. Fartre
was an inveterate reader, with a pref
erence for books of travel and coloniza
tion. M. Carnot had a pattlon for his
tory and devoured every book that had
any reference to th French revolution.
in which bis grandfather wit a proml
nent figure.
Queen Victoria wat alwayt a great
reader and ttudent Her favorite au
thor It sild to hive been Marie Corel 1 1
but the did mott of her retdlng by
deputy, it a llttener. Many ttatoamen
find tlm amid all their dlttractlona to
read largely. Sine Mr. Gladstone's
death John Morley I probably the
moat Industrious reader among poli
ticians, and bis rang I almost as
wide as that of bl lat chief. A. J.
Balfour 1 a rapid and a great reader
and varies theology and philosophy
with th latest novel by Doyle or Bar
rio, and Lord Goscben pursues litera
ture aa a hobby, the only one he con
fesses to. The Bishop of Bipon reads
widely and can never resist a book
that concern itself with bla favorite
Dante. He hat probably the finest
Dtnte library in England. Sine Lord
Bowen'e death Lord Justice Stirling Is
the greateet bookworm on the bench
and Fletcher Moulton, whose tastes are
similar to those of Sir James Stirling,
Is probably the greatest reader at tbs
bar. Lord Wolseley Is a "greedy read
er," especially of antiquarian books,
and spend his early hours reading or
writing in bis library, while among
writer! none perhapt hire read more
than Mr. Meredith, who hit in un
rivaled knowledgt of French literature,
which be hat for many yeart made
hi chief recreation. London Tlt-BlU
Be Kind to the Whale.
Speak kindly to the elephant
And gently to the whale,
And when yoa meet th Jaguar
Please do not yank his tall.
Respect the tiger's fssllngs, dear,
His whiskers do not pull;
Oh, let your heart with kindliness
Be ever, ever full.
Oh, do not pinch the python
Or punch the rattlesnake.
If yoa should hurt ths cobrs
His little heart would break.
Don't stick piss In the crocodile
Or irritate the ysk;
Prsy 40 not bruise the polar bear
By pounding on bis back.
Don't mike ths Hon cry, my child,
Ey walking on his toss;
Kor slight the hippopotamus
By stsndlng an his nose.
For all good children, you must know,
Each morning glsdly sing:
"Ob, help me be conslderste
Of every living thing."
New York Times.
A Rasp Shot.
Miss Breezl told me that Baxter
wa quit a nappy fallow. He teemed
to me a very dull and ttupld tort of
chap."
Oh, th meant that b wat aa
mateur photographer." Cleveland
Plain Dssler.
Sparred to Greaser Effort,
Lawyer I'll b frank with yoa. Ton
can't break your father's will.
Client I'll be frank with you I
can't pay you unite it can be broken.
Lawyer We'll break that will if It
takes a leg. Cleveland Leader.
Gold Miaes Near Paaatsa.
Near the Panama Canal exist gold
mines abandoned by Spain centuries
ago. They will toon be reopened.
"Jackson tells ni tb last thing h
wrote was accepted. Do you know
what tt wsr "Yes; bt resignation."
-Grit
"I am looking for trouble," aald th
cller. "I am sorry." replied the other.
but I bav mad It a rut never to
lend my auto," Houston Post
If yoa can't get along better with
your work I will bav to get another
girl." "Sur. nia'ru, an' I wish thot y
would there it enough work here tor
two." Grit
Servant If I might tnnke to bold at
to suggest, sir Irish Master (Irri
tably) W want none ot your tuggo
tlont; w want nothing from you but
alienee, and not much of that
Lillian Wasn't It aweet of your
husband to send you a kiss by wire?
Adell I haven't decided yet; I'm us-
plctou thlt that telegmph operator
wa a woman. Detroit Free Press.
Growell (In chesp reataunnt) Her.
waiter! Are these mutton or pork
chopaT Walter Can't you tell by the
taste? Growell No. Walter Then
what difference doe It niitk what
they are? Illustrated Bits.
Mrs. Toungbrlde I've come to com
plain of that flour you sent me. Gro
cerWhat was the matter with Itl
Mrs. Toungbrtd It wis tough
mid a pi with It and It was as much
a my husbsnd could do to cut It
Thle," tald th city chap, who wat
showing hit rural relative the town.
"1 called the 'tenderloin' district."
Why i It clled thatr queried the
rural relative. "Because tt Is so tough,"
explained the other. Chicago News.
Maudle Pa, will our new mamma
go mad after a while? Father What
a question I Why do you think such a
thing? Maudle Well, I heard her tell
th cook yesterday that she got bsdly
bitten when the married you 1 Scissors.
Father Wll, Julia, If I allow young
Smltherer to becom my son In-law do
yon suppose he will be willing to work
and support you? Julia Oh, papa,
how can be when he bas promised to
do nothing but think of me all the
time?
Mr. Nurich Jan, why do you al
low th children to msk so much
noise? The Nurse I'm sorry, ma'am,
bat they won't mind me. Mrs. Neu
rich Of course not Why should
they? Don't I pty you to mind t "-n?
Grit
Alice rushed In from the garden.
where sh bad been picking flowers.
Sh wat badly ttung by a bee, and
waa holding on to ber finger and lob
bing pitifully. "Oh. mamma," she
cried. "I burned me on a bug!" Brook
lyn Life.
After the silence had begun to be
awkward he cleared his tbront and
laid: "I don't think. Miss Dimple-
ton " "Oh, I know you don t she
hastily repHed. "but It doesn't really
matter. Isn't the moon Just lovely to
night?" Chicago Record Herald.
A friend tells of a recent visit a
Senator made to church with one of
hit tTandcblldren. The little fellow
tried several times to talk, but wis ni
ways told he could not talk In church.
"Then, grandpa," he begged, "please
tak off my shoes and let me more my
toe." Llpplncott's Magazine.
When you know that a man I a
devotee of golf," said the entbuslsstlc
golfer, "you csn be absolutely certain
of hi mental calibre and be as
sured " "Oh, come, I wouldn't say
that" replied the plain man. "I don't
doubt thit oms men plsy golf who
are really quite sensible." PUIladel
phla Pre.
Th managing editor wheeled hit
chair around and pushed a button In
the wall. The person wsnted entered.
Here," said the editor, "are a number
of directions from outsiders at to tb
beat wty to run a newspaper. Mee
that they are til carried out." And
the office boy, gathering them all Into
larg wast-basket did so. Wash
ington Life.
Good Society on the Farm Mrs.
Waldo (of Boston) I hsv a letter
from your Uncle James, Penelope, who
wants me to spend th summer on his
farm. Penelope (dubiously) Is there
any society in the neighborhood? Mrs.
Wiido I've heird him speak of the
Holstelns and Guernseys. I presume
they are plessant people. Boston
Christian Register.
Auntie (to her young niece) Guess
what I know, Miry Uiere't a MttI
baby brother upstairs! Ht came thlt
morning when you were asleep. Mary
Did be? Then I know who brought
him U wat the milkman. Auntie
What do you mean, Mary? Mary
Why, I looked at the sign on bis cart
yesterdsy, and It ld "Families sup-
piled dally." Harper Weekly.
"I am truly sorry, Tommy," said th
friend of th family, meeting the little
boy In the tret "to learn that your
father house wis burned down yes
terday. Was nothing saved?" "Don't
you wast no grief on me," replied
Tommy. "All of pa' old clothe wis
burnt tip in that Are, and ma can't
make any more of 'em up for me, this
time. Tum-tlddle-lum-tum-tum, whoop-Be-doodle-doo!"
Chicago Journal.
Too Early In diet Game.
Hewitt Did you bear that Gruet
balked over the marriage service?
Jewett No.
Hewitt When th minister came to
th "with all my worldly good I thee
endow" part, Gruet atked him why It
wat necessary for blm to put bis prop
erty In his wife's mm to early in the
gams. New Tork Sun.
Mot HI Favorite) Slargeon,
Gunner You don't teem to bav
much faith in Dr. Lane at in appen
dicitis expert
Guyer Faith? Why, I wouldn't let
blm cut the tppendlx out of my dic
tionary. Judge.
If you are not naturally fair and
honorable, counterfeiting It pardon-abl
MEXICO'S "DEVIl. TREE.'
Heath to AU Who Meet WUhlu Its Fete
fill Hliuilow,
Because of tho many fatal accidents
tint have occurred under a huge tree
tlmt grows lu th lUoleiidlt raucn, in
th Zamora district, MU'hotoan, peas
ants of the rogton are growing more
nd more superstitious about Itt tup
posed fatal omen, and thiy begin to
call It "arbol tnaldlto" (curseu tree;.
The tree Is supposed to be over sev
eiity-flve year old, and Is said to bav
beeu planted by a msu who, because
of his enormous crluies ami uis rorgei
fulness of the divine law, was swal
lowed ud bv the earth. The man never
went to mast, never confessed, did
not have the Image of a saint In his
house, did not carry a roary arouud
his neck, aud ntr mad th sign of
Hi cross. There was not a beggar In
the town who bid svsr received a
"tlaco chlqulto" (old coins equivalent
to 1H cents) from him. He never gsve
anything for the church and nevr took
off his hst when h met a "psdreclto"
on th street
It wss rumored that h wa respon
sible for many murders and other atro
cious crimes, but he wtt never In Jail,
neither could he be Incarcerated be
cause he bsd a compart with the devil,
and whenever he Invoked bit tatante
majesty the latter reudered him either
Invisible to human eyes or smsller than
an ant to Ut he could etslly escape
danger. He had no friend nor rels
tires, bertute he wss shunned by all.
Two thing he loved, birds and tree.
He planted numerous trees and fed
big flocks of birds that knew him and
came to his home every morning to
nick the crumbs of bread which be
threw in the patio.
Many years ago, and this la well re
membered by the peasant, it wss
Good Friday. Everybody In town bad
attended the religious service of th
morning and tbey were going to their
home when a terrific noise wss beard.
Tbey rushed to the street where It
came from, to find out whit it wit,
nd ttw bow the earth had opened
under the cursed man's feet He wis
enveloped by thick flames and smoke,
snd disappeared beneath the surface ef
the earth. This was considered a
most deserved punishment
While the fslthful were In the church
the cursed man was loafing around,
and having seen big crucifix upon an
altar erected on the street as wss don
In thot day, h placed a burning
clgarett In the lips of the Image.
Scarcely had be made eight or tan
steps, when he was engulfed by the inferno.
That dsy all th tree h planted.
except th cursed one,
all the birds be bsd fed died.
An attempt was msds to cot down
the tree that bad not dried up, but
the man who made the attempt drop
ped dead upon stepping upon ths
shadow of Its foliage. The men's body
hsd to be left there to be eaten op
by crows, because nobody hsd ths
courage to approach and remove tt
Since that day numerous persons
hsve met a tragic death under that
tree. A pedestrian who wsnt undsr It
for shade on a hot summer day was
bitten by a snake and died In two hour.
Three men, on different occasions,
sought shelter from rain nnder It
branches, and ware struck by light
ning. A woman who was hsngtng om
clothe to dry from th trunk of th
tree wss s tucked and killed by billy
goat that cam from nobody knowt
where, and that wtt never teen tgaln.
Two year ago a littles boy wss riding
burro. Innocently led hi snlmal to tht
tree. Th burro threw him off and
kicked him to death. The latt victim
of thlt fatal tree wit a man named
Mellqutdet Arevalo, who, during a
heavy rainstorm, ran under the tree
for shelter; like his predecessors on
such occasion, b wss struck by light
ning. Mexican Usrtld.
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l ef mesuM,"
Hequel to Wedding reset,
A Bcotcb nitulittr tnd bis friend,
wWo were coming horn from a wd-
dlug, began to consider th ttit Inte
which their potatlotit at th wldlng
feast bsd left theiu. "Ssndy." slid
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III Admleeloa.
Wlf (during tk spsO Come, deer,
w hsvs no orrssloa to quarrel I tkls
manner. Of court I do sum verr fool.
Ish twlnie tt time sod so do yoa. tet'li
admit tbst, will you aotT
llaebsnd t ertalnli. I'll sdtnlt that
th minister, "Just stop a asluut br oa mf d,r. Tktl't whit I'v 114
tilt I go ahead. Majn 1 aon 1 wait all tlag.
very Heady and the good wife wight
remark something not lust rignt." lis
walked aaead of tba servsnt for a
short distance and then asked: "How
Is HT Am I walking stralghtr "Ob.
ly." inswered Bendy, thickly. "Ye'rt
a' recht hut who' that who's with
youf
rirn rnenenllr Cwwd. Hetlaof MHueoeiaa
f 1 1 0 anr am t a um .r lr H u.e una N w
llealulrf. Hi) fi ltl.lbotl.ewltf.e
lc. H. U. Klin., 14J.UI A ..urn. 1-lilUd.lplua, I'e.
Wife Wretefct How dare joul
CASTOR I A
lot Infant and Children.
Tht Kind Yon Hart Always Bought
Heart th
Blgnatur
The Tie Maanello.
"And bow, darling," tald tb newly
tccvpted lover, "tell nie bow you ever
cam to be attracted to such a plain,
everyday man at myself t What could
you tee In me to lovsT
The besutlful girl blushed sad look
ed down it the diamond sparkling on
bsr anger. "Well," she tald at latt,
hesitating.
"Yes, y wnst wst Itr t3llmtd
the Impellent lover,
"llecsuse you tie your tscott so
beautifully. 1 never could make mine
look right Will yoa tbow tt hew,
R nlt'kerrxH-h ore Were) Fierce.
"Uraclootr exclaimed tht ecoaoml
ral mother, "I thought I bad rut dowa
thU old suit of your fslher's to It
would Bt you. but It em entirely
too Urge yet."
"Tes, ros," replied th bright boy,
"repeclelly tb 'wld xpauta.'"
rbllsdslpbl Tree.
Mew's Thl
W eff.r On Hun-Ire tellers Reea4 fa
an t reae on mat cetuwi SO u4 ef
Hell s staff 1 1 an.
f l. 1 11 ..- 1 a vy rropa. . Tttlerto, p.
the uti-ieiaisrie-i. aa.e loves f I.
Wa.
rh.net lr Ike iM I ewe. 4 belle. Slat
Milertiv noButenio in an ovetoaa in
ll.Bf
.. dear?" New York Press. I liaeilun. me.l Mr then area
, onoa up, na !ui4iicu.i
g wu. ti4o, t-
Mothers will la sire, wiaeiawl Boothta
vnip the beat reiusdr totueluf Ibttt saUUna
durist me toeihlu pot k4.
View Maecallae.
Mrs. Nsf Too akeulJo'l tsks sack
morbid view of life, sur dear.
Naffs But I raa't help ll.
Mrs. Nag Look St poor Mr. Meek
er. Ills Income Is small sod bis wife Is
slowly drlrtf. jtot be always has s smile
sad s pleseant word for everybody.
Nasis You say his wlf le Jjtnf?
Mrs. Naifs Ye. Tb doctor sets
she raa't last much longer.
Naije Aud Meeker la cheerful sod
plraiaut, yoa sat?
Mrs. Neil. Yee.
Naffe Well, I'm surprised SI blm.
If ho dueen't look sharp he'll gits him
self awe;.
honurete In ait bus! a
44 Soaotiallf able (! ool eat a
teir rea.
lu,u lit uetafa YnltA ft
i W umi, I ia A Meat i, n ti seals lrs
,1 TlilMt, t.
Mail a 1 aittiK'an ts taken Inloraaltf. trfc
Ins atioctlv Un the Wwl n4 eoiua ear.
le-ee ul ike jai.ut. file lu pet bulla.
tvlt bi all I'm, .Lie. Teetitriaiiiala tros.
UeU a reaitii f'lUe are IM keel.
Th laaoeenl KM.
I.lttl Wlllie-I'sps. I a ventrll.
qulat man who talk te himself la
a low ton?
l's No, my boy. A ventriloquist I
man who ran speak la such way
that hi tone seem to come from
olbsr perao.
I.lttl Willi Thtt aipltlns whst
sister ttld to George last algbL Hoe
told blm thst when no one wss treasJ
b wss a very different person.
IOCIITY IS SILVER LAOtN.
Poaad of the Metal Thai a M aa Mas
Carry A boat With Hlaa.
"See thlt man orer there r said on
Brooklyn Un passenger to another.
"I go dowa on th ssms csr with him
nsarly vry night, and I'll bet he's
got three pound of silver In 10
pockets, ind thtt he'll show It before
the train get to 81st atreet."
The car hadn't gon a block when
th man with th silver began show
ing it first bt pulled out a big til
ver watch with a heavy fob of silver
coins, held together with chain links.
Then with a silver knife be tcrtped
back the cuticle from a thumb nail.
from one breast pocket be drew a
silver cigar esse, and put It back, tak
ing a heavy tUver dgtrett case from
th other, though nndsdded whether
to smoks a cigar or clgarett. Finally,
h chos a dgir, ind put It Into a ill-
vr-mountd bolder aftr nlDDln off
th end with a llvr cutUr. Krom hi
tronteri pockt cam a silver nmtch
safs. A h settled bick to smoke and
read, bt donned a ptlr of silver nose
glasses, held by a silver chain. Some
thing In the paper struck blm at worth
saving, and a pair of tllver scissors,
taken from a sliver esse, cut th r
ttcl out Thl h folded up until ind
pnt into a tllver postag stsmp box.
n wor iwo nvy ox Id sad silve
rings, on set with a red stone 11,.
other with a green on. rttw.i..
Esgl. '
Pygmy Marriage.
Bom hitherto unnubllahatl r.n.
about th hablU of the African pyg
mis r contlnd in a pmphlt Just
published by Col. Harrlton, wh
brought from Centril Africa th party
of littles people now In London. Tb
pygmlet generally marry at tho ...
of 8 or 9, and th men buy their wive
wiui mre or rour tptsrs and tn to
flftn arrow, according to th mar
kt t1u of tb lady, Thtv n.v h.
tntallmnU, and not until th last
arrow I handed over 1 th lovr al
lowed to tak hi brid. a mm may
biv a many wlv ai b etn afford to
buy.
Th birth of a boy I wIeom.n k
whn a girl baby irrlvss th unfortu
sat creator la aonndly lathed by th
fathwr with a bunch of plantain
lav.
W vry raraly idmlr th ma a who
on linking hands, qnMi hard to
show that b la In vlgoroai hsilth, tnd
In t hearty fram of mln4
Th I'rlnlln Offlnet
Th printing oltlf bat Indeed proved
a better collrgo to many a boy. hat
graduated more useful snd conspicu
ous member of society, hst brought
nior Intellect out and turned It Into
practical, useful channels, awskened
more minds, generated more irtlve ind
derated thought, than many of the
literary rollegra of the country. A boy
who commence! In such a school ss
the printing office, will hsve his tal
ents snd lileaa brought out; ind If
he It a rtrefiil observer, experience In
bis profession will contribute more
toward in education than ran be ob
tained In si most my other mttiner.
Foeerrairhs snd colds I here I a
molkttn I hen i'iao't Car fur Ooaai
j'nc sa cen la.
Wide Opts,
Mis Kreecb lr. Krrlnks seened
i)ult lntre(4 in my staging last
eveutag. II sat directly in front ef
me during my aoto and watched st
eo attentively,
Mies Knos-t don't think It waa
your alnglng. It told ut tfterwird
that be mad a (penalty of tonsils
tnd ttndle.1 theia vry cbsnr a
got . I'lills-lelplila I'ree.
f.HU
No. 1-101
ItfUKM wrlilei f doevtiser f 1 00 1
vt
onilvai teil e,oe.
gCZE
WaVUk
Those afflicted with Hcxeaa know
A FLESH
1
more man can be told of the euuering impoaed by tbl "flesh W
.nre.,1. T b',,wltn "t 'Hnea. of the akin, which grad
?K J ""TfcyMiatoreaml pustule discharging a thin, aticky
that dnea and scales off. lea v no- ii......i , . " . .u'
ualljr
fluld
11. t.-
. , ; ; - ""nuiCTi miriace, ana ai iirora me IH.B-
Inr and burninr are almnat n,il-.,..i i- 1 ' . . .1.. 1 1.
liable to be attacked, the. "u""7 P" 01 "
hand, feet, back, arms, face Eoema mad Its appearance oa my left Haiti tb
and lee are the parta moat fiie of my thumb In is,,, and epresd until It wa
often afflicted. The cause of tt my hand, burning, itching and paining
Kczc'ma i a too acid condi- !" nl ,or which I could get no relief, uatll see.
tion of the blood The cir- '? 0,h,r cu,r aivertised by you I wret sad
ctilation become loaded i-eiuV'" yott, P"4". commenced
with fiery, acid polaon. that u&SffiS'' . toBfcf,
are forced turouy;h the "yttla, Kan. J.II.BMItC
plands and norts of the akin which a tt.. -n pi ,t.. ...... J
the disease ia in the blood it ia a waste of time to try to cure it witU local
applications; tha cause muat be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S- 3.
nag no efuai a a remedy for Eczema; it enteri tha
blood and force out tli poison through the natural
channel, andbuildtuptheentireayatcra. ThetkiB
becomea amooth and aoft ai;aln, and the Eczema ia
KltS slSfcS Z tme.t yield to Its purifying, cooling effect .
me wood. Book on Skin Dneaaea and any advice wished, without chargt.
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