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AMUSEMENT NOTES.
Perhaps the most Important event
ot the present season will be the en
gagement ot Isidore Witmark and Fred
eric Rankin'a comedy opera "The
Chaperone," which will be seen at the
Marqnam Theater aix night and Wed
nesday and Saturday matinees, open
ing Monday night, Sept. 18th. "The
Chaperons" haa become what is known
as standard attraction, that is, the
amusement going public of the country
at large has come to look forward to
the regular annual visit of this charm
ing musical play as to a genuine pleas
ure. It is always new and up-to-date.
Managers of theaters are also always
glad to book "The Chaperons" because
they are invariably sure of big business
and that their patrons will be more
than satisfied. The company this year
is bigger, better and made up of more
pretty young girls than ever before,
and the scenery and costumes are en
tirely new. "The Chaperons" is the
first of the big musical comedies to ap
pear during the Lewis and Clark fair.
The Chas. A. Taylor company is just
completing a successful engagement at
The Empire this week.
This company has been a great and
pleasing surprise to our theater goers
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Madeira Marshal. With "Te Chaperons"
by the excellence of its performances,
for although unheralded and almost
nnknown it has given as one of the
best, if not the very best, renditions of
melodrama ever seen in this city. They
will be followed for the week starting
Sunday, Sept. 17th, by a company in
"Fsbio Bomain," and we are promised
another intellectual treat. The Baker
has been crowded at every performance
this week of the "Kentucky Belles"
burlesque company.
One of the principal reasons for the
success of this excellent company lies
in the jingling melodious music sang
by rarely cultivated voices.
This coey little theater seems to be
regarding with a bound its old popular
ity and the management are to be con
gratulated on the success of their new
venture.
Wheeler A Markell's merrymakers,
who follow the "Kentucky Belles," are
said to be a first class organization ot
singers and fun makers and will keep
up and add to the reputation theii
predecessors have established.
They will start up on next Sunday,
the 17th, inst, and will play all the
week.
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At tha closing exercises ot a Syra
cuse school, a little girl was asked:
"Who Is the head of our government
"Mr. Roosevelt." she replied, promptly.
"That la right," said the teacher, "but
what Is his official title?" "Teddy!"
responded the little miss, proudly.
During President Harrlmau'e visit
to Cheyenne, Frank Juliet, the young
son of Chief Clerk V. A. Jones, or tho
master-niet'baulc's oltlce, was sent to)
his private car with a telegram. Mr.
Harrlman. attracted by the lad's bright
demeanor, said: "What do you dor'
"I'm oue 't UT directors 'f th' Cutou
Pacific." "What!" exclaimed Mr. Har
rlman. "Yep, I dlrec' envelopes over t
th' master-mechanic's offloe," was the
laconic reply.
Apropos of the recent examination
season at Oxford, a particularly good
story of Oscar Wilde Is being told. At
bis viva vocetrlal at Magdalen, Wilde
waa asked to translate a page or two
of tha New Testament, which the ex
aminer suspected would pusale him.
Sot so, however, for the future author
opened the book and apparently with
out any difficulty began to translate
the passage about St. Peter walking
on the waters. "That will do nicely,"
said the examiner, sfter a verse or two
had been beautifully rendered. But
Wilde raised a deprecating finger.
"Hush." he said. "I wish to see If the
gntlemnn Is drowned."
As the liner cleared the beads and
the heavy swell of the open Atlantic
became noticeable, dinner was served.
The twenty-six places st the captain's
table were filled, and as the soup ap
peared, the captain addressed, his ta
ble companions. "I trust that all twenty-five
of you will have a pleasant
trip," he said, "and that this little as
semblage of twenty-four will reach
port much benefited by the voyage. I
look upon the b twenty-two smiling
faces as a father upon bis family, for
I am responsible for the lives of this
group of nineteen. I hope all fourteen
of you will Join me later in drinking
to a merry trip. I believe, we seven
fellow-passengers are admirably suited
to each other, and I applaud the Judg
ment which chose from the passenger
Itst these three persons for my table.
Ton and I, my dear sir. are " The
captain chuckled. "Here, steward,
bring on my fish and clear away these
dishes."
The late Secretary of State John
Hay was fond of telling a story of a
king who once upon a time fell Into
a state of deep melancholia. Court phy
sicians could do nothing for him, and
were In despair, whan a certain very
wise man bethought Himself, of the
well-known cure of sleeping In the
shirt of a perfectly happy man over
night So couriers were dispatched ev
erywhere In search of the shirt of a
perfectly happy man. One by one
they retnrned from their fruitless
search throughout the vast kingdom.
At last only one courier remained out,
and he. too. began to despair of finding
the shirt of a perfectly happy man. It
was Just about twilight, and he was
riding over a village green, when he
was attracted by the carelesa laughter
of a disreputable beggar who was
stretched full length upon the sward.
"Are you a perfectly happy man?" de
manded the courier, reining In his
horse. "I am," said the beggar. "A
thousand crowns for the loan of your
shirt!" "But I haven't any," replied
the beggar.
STORY OF THE CLOVER.
Ike Familiar Field Flower Not
Native of Thle Country.
To the average man It Is usually
something of a surprise to learn that
there are more sorts of clover than
two the red and the white, says the
Philadelphia Record. Aa a matter of
fact, eight or nine varieties, of various
hues, are common in fields and by ths
roadside In the neighborhood of Phila
delphia, all of them Immigrants from
the old world. The few species that
are native to the United States are
chiefly western In their range.
Ths pretty white or Dutch clover,
of creeping habit, which Is a favorite
for lawns and places where a close,
smooth turf Is desirable, has a tall
cousin known as alslke, or Swedish
clover, which Is one of the most
charming of wayside blooms. It Is d!s
tlgulsbed from the white clover by its
upright habit snd ths color of the
flower heads, which are usually more
or less flushed with pink.
Practically useless for pasture, but
lovely ss a nosegay, Is the yellow, or
hop clover, so called because of the
resemblance of Its flowers to bops. In
age the flowers lose the brilliant yel
low of their prime and change through
tones of bronze to a warm chestnut
brown, wblcb Is very charming.
Another spertes for which the farm
er has no respect, and which Is com
mon on lean lands. Is one with gray
ish green leaflets like tiny olive leaves,
and oblong heads of dun flowers,
which are all but concealed by a cloak
of long silky hairs. Common through
out Europe and western Asia, it Is
known In half a dozen languages by
names that all mean' "rabbit's foot,"
and rabbit's foot clover we call It here.
It la believed to have been brought to
the West Indies by Spanish explorers
prior to 1547, snd thence has spread
well over our country.
Best known of all the trefoils Is the
common meadow or red clover, whose
fat round beads of magenta Moom dot
every summer mead. Beloved of men
from time memorial a feature In their
festivals and In mystic rites, Its value
to the agriculturist seems not to have
been raeognlzed until about the six
teenth century, when Its cultivation
was first begun. During the middle
ages it was reputed efficacious against
the wiles of witches, and knight and
peasant alike wore the clover leaf as
a Atria. The popular association of
tha four-parted leaf with good luck
lite from the same ancient time,
when the cross formed by the four
lealett was held te imply somewhat
of supernatural virtue resident thersla.
Such a ctoTtr leaf was believed to
make ths posaeasor capable of detect
lug evil spirits; to Insure safe return
from Journeys; to Induce dreams ot
one's sweetheart aud various sorts ot
pleasant fortune.
The fondness of bees for clovet
flowers la well known. The visits of
thOHe nectar hunters probably suggest
ed the old Anglo-Saxon name for the
red clover, which was "honeysuckle,"
term still curreut In rural Englaud,
and synonymous, doubtless, with Shak
speare's "honeystalks."
The showiest of all our trefoils la
the crimson or Italian clover, which In
recent years has become frequent aa a
crop In Pennsylvania fields. It la a
native of Italy and southern Prance.
The flowers are not In round heads
like the red clover, but In long spikes
of so fiery a color as to have attracted
the attention of flower growers, who
employ the plant at times as a decora
tive annual In the flower garden.
"Some years ago I waa ordered to
take long rest," said a man, quoted
by ths Washington Star. "I Journeyed
aa far East as New Brunswick In
search of a good place, and bemg lu
St. John when an old fisherman friend
of mine waa getting ready to make a
voyage to New York, I took a sudden
notion to go with him.
"The weather was bad all the way,
and when we entered the Sound you
couldn't see the compautonway from
the wheel. I never saw such a fog. I
was on deck with the old man when
we entered the Sound. He was stand
ing by the wheel. Suddenly I saw him
lean over and bawl:
" 'Sloop a ho-o ay T
"I didn't hear a thing to indicate the
proximity of a sloop or anything else,
bnt those old fishermen from the Prov
inces have a faculty of seeing things
In any kind of weather.
"The old man gave hla attention to
the wheel, and presently I heard a
faint cry off In the fog.
"Schooner a-ho-oo-oyT
"The old man straightened op and
bawled:
"Is that the Lucy Ann?1
"Again the silence for a moment,
and then faint and weak came the an
swers "'Ave, aye! Is that th' Mandy
Jane?
" 'Aye, aver bawled our skipper, end
he twirled the wheel. He never look
ed my wsy, and for a time I thought
him unconscious of my presence. After
fifteen minutes of silence he suddenly
turned with an emphatic nod of bis
bead toward that section of the fog
from which the answering ball had
come, and said:
" That waa me Brother BUI. I ain't
seen him before for a year.' Than be
went on with his steering as If noth
ing had happened."
BIBLE OF SUPREME COURT.
Many Notable smd Historic Incidents
Claater Around the Book.
Kept securely under lock and key in
the Supreme Court room at Washing
ton there is a small Oxford Bible
around which cluster many notable
and historic Incidents. It was printed
at 'Oxford In 1799, first came Into the
court's service In 1803 and la believed
to be one of the 20,000 Imported by
Congress a few years before. During
Its court career of nearly a century
this volume haa been called Into ser
vice every day on which the august
tribunal haa beld session.
The great constitutional lawyers of
the formative period of our govern
ment, at a prerequisite of their admis
sion to practice before this learned
body, kissed Its material face.
Besides these great legal lights ev
ery stsoclate snd chief Justice, with
the exception of Chief Justice Chase,
who had a Bible of his own, and svery
lawyer, except Daniel Webster, sworn
to practice before the 8upreme Court
bar, has tsken his oath of allegiance
on this little book. It Is a tradition of
the court that when Daniel Webster
came before this high tribunal in his
first argument In the defense of the
chartered rights of his alma mater,
Dartmouth College, against the legis
lative attache of New Hampshire, by
some strange Inadvertence the oath
waa not administered. The tradition
goes further. Intimating that the
Judges were so Impressed by the elo
quence of bis appeal, which stands
out to-day as a classic In legal lore,
that they either forgot or dared not
mention bis dereliction.
It Is no wonder that this little Bible
Is so carefully preserved, endeared as
It Is with the memories of America's
greatest statesmen and Jurists. When
a president Is to be sworn the clerk of
the court usually purchases a new Bi
ble, and after the certificate has been
affixed he presents It to the first lady
of the land. Leslie's Weekly.
What He Wanted.
"Can you cook?" said be;
"Yes, I can," ssld she,
Aud she smiled at ths fellow enticingly;
"My caks and bread
Should only be fed
To epicures snd to kings," she said.
Then he whispered low,
"And can you sew?"
And she ssld, "There's nothing that 1
don't know
About making my frocks,
Or darning socks
As a dressmsker I could accumulate
rocks."
With tremendous sighs
And eager eyes
He gszed snd murmartdt "I've found S
prltel"
So sweet she looked
Tbst his goose was cooked
And she whispered: "I have this old
widower booked!"
"I am golag to wed
Once more," he saldt
"But blrkig a maltj Is a thing I dread.
Bat now I can speak"
(How rosy her cheek!)
"Will you ooms to as for $4 a week?"
Cleveland Leader.
Only a Pew Left.
"But, doctor, how does It happen
that after so many years' practice yen
have no honorary degree?"
"Ah, I kara so many enemies In this
world 1"
"And la ths next world
Tmhttv
Ths Old Story. "But, papa, he savs
he can't live without me." "Ulve us a
new one; I told that same story to
your mother!"
Ths Automobile Fright. Sidney
Why don't you talk as we rids? Rod
ney Weill I can't think with my
balr standing on end.
No Escape. Bell Boy (outside of
room 53) Say, the gaa la escaping In
there. Countryman (Inside of room
M) No, It alu't; I locked the door.
A Vacuum. A pupil In a Lynu
(Mass.) school was asked by his teacher
to give the definition of a vacuum
"I can't Just describe It," said he, "but
I have it lu my head."
Wanted a Circus. Ths Child-Are
you the trained uurse mamma said
wui coming? The Nurse Yea, dear;
I'm the trained nurse. The Child Let's
see some of your tricks.
Those Forelgnors. Doctor (after
lareful examination) Some foreign
substance la lodged lu your eye. Den
nis Ol knowed utt That's what Ot
git fr wurniklu' wld them Dngocsi
She Whistles. An Irishman asked
a Scotchman one duy why a railway
engine was called "ahe." Sandy re
plied: "Perhaps It's ou account of the
horrlblo noise It makes when it tries
to whistle."
"There She Blows!" Ou the voyage
school of whales was sighted, and
the millionaire plumber rubbed Ma
hands In ecstasy. ".i.ijf la he so
beppy?" asked a passenger. "Because,"
wblspered the captitln, "he Imagines
each spout Is a bursted water pipe, to
be repaired at regular rates." .
What He Hurt. A well kuown
Judge fell down a Sight of stairs, re
cording bis passage by a bump on
e'cry etep until be reached the bot
tom A servant ran to his asaletauoe,
and, raising him up, said: "I hope
your honor Is uot hurt?" "No," said
the Judge, sternly, "my honor Is not
hurt, but my bead is."
Not wonderful! lie pointed out to a
newly arrived Paddy the grandeur of
tho Niagara, with the words, "There,
now! Isn't It wonderful?" "Wonther
ful!" replied Pat: "what's wontherfuir
'Why, to see all that water come
thundering over those rorks:" "Ol
can't see snythlug wontherful In that
what Is there to binder It from com
li'g over?"
Coala to Newcastle. Wife What Is
meant, John, by the phrase, 'carrying
coala to Newcastle?" Husband It Is
a metaphor, my dear, showing the do
ing of something that Is unnecessary.
Wife I don't exactly understand. Give
me an Illustration a familiar one.
nusband Well. If I were to bring you
home a book entitled, 'How to Talk,'
that would be carrying coals to Nsw
castle. The Way out of It When preaching
fcr a public charity, a note was hand
ed up to the clergyman, asking It It
would be right for a bankrupt to con
tribute. Hnvlng answered that sncb
contribution would be robbery, the
speaker added: "And, niy brethren, I
would most strongly advise yon, who
are not Insolvent, to contribute this
r.nrnlns- since, if von are seen to tins
I tl, nla tm vftur r,a!ffltwira will lu. a,i-A
to say, That's be! That's the bank
rupt." "
He Waited. "Ruppoalng you wait
here In this comfortable seat by the
elevator while I match these two sam
ples of ribbon," said Mrs. Mayfalr
sweetly to her husband, who had been
entrapped Into going shopping with
her. When she came back ahe said
contritely: "nave I kept you waiting
an nnpardonably long time, yon poor
flearr "Ob, I haven't minded It
he aald, cheerfully. "I Just Jumped on
a car and ran eut to the league grounds
and saw most of the ball game, and
then I took a little spin lu the park
with Dorton In his new auto. Did
yon match the samples?" "One of
them. It's so provoking. I'll have to
come In again to-morrow, for they are
closing the store now."
f'hanains: the riu!m-t.
The late Hon. Charles W. Slack told
the following of the Hon. Peter Har
vey, the friend and biographer of Dan
iel Debater:
Mr. Harvey was a lnrge man with a
small voice and that pomposity of
manner that many very dlflbleiit men
possess. Above everything he valued
and prided himself upon his friendship
with the "great expounder."
The first year of the War of the Re
bellion he went through to Washing
ton, and on his return was asked bow
he liked President Lincoln.
"Well," he said, "Mr. Lincoln Is a
very singular man. I went on to see
him, and to'.d him that I had been an
Intimate personal friend of Daniel
Webster; that I had tnlked with him
so much on the affairs of the country
that I felt perfectly confident I could
tell him exactly what Mr. Webster
would advise In the present crisis, and
thereupon I talked to Lincoln for two
solid hours, telling hi in Just what he
should do and what be should not do,
and, will you believe It, sir, when I got
through all Mr. Lincoln snld was, as he
clapped his hsnd on my leg, '31r. Har
vey, what a tremendous great calf you
have got.' "Boston Herald.
Hard on Norah.
Scene: The Wilsons' dining room.
Norah, the slovenly cook, puts ber
head In at the door.
Norah Plaze, ma'am, will ye be
aftber teltln' me whin I'm to know
whether th' puddln's baked or not?
Mrs. Wilson Stick a knife Into the
mlddls of It, and If the knife comes out
clean the pudding Is resdy to send to
ths table.
Mr. Wilson, And, Norab, If It does
come out clean stick all (he rest of the
knives In the house Into the pudding.
Woman's Home Companion.
Taking Him Down a Pof.
"Then you refuse me simply because
I sra poor?" bs bitterly cried.
"You flatter yourself," said the gen
tle maiden. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Every baldheaded man secretly en
vies poodl.
BRAIN CAPACITY Rlt-ATIVl
Accoretln, to Her Mae Women Has
More than Man.
Men have larger brains than women.
They take up more space and Uioy
weigh more. I'pou that unrelated and
uncorrected fact nisn has vaunted him
self the) more Intellectual sil '
rtor of the two. ,
But the fact Is not an unrelated tma.
Man Is larger than woman In all other
bodily reepecls. Are his brains rela
tively larger, as wsll solunlly?
If the relatlvs stature of m nd
women be taken In account. It remains
true that men still have slightly larger
brains than women. Men's brains are
to women's as WO to l: "' mmv
Is to woman's ss 100 to IW. Kven
here the difference Is not otio to brag
shout; aud It Is generally Mt that ths
height alone Is not a fair test.
Many eminent physiologists have tie
elded that weight la the safer aland
ard of comparison. Here It Is found
that, where mans weight la to wom
an's aa 100 to S3, man's brains remain
as 100 to IX). This gives woman rather
the better of It.
Nor does It stop there. Brains
should be compared, not with mere
weight but with effective weight. F.tt
makea no demands upon nerve force
In comparison with other tissues and
It Is alwaya an unstable factor In
weight going and coming with ths de
mands made upon It. In man It Is
found that the proportion of muscle
to fat Is 100 to sS, while In woman
the proportion Is 100 to TO- ths relative
bralu weight remaining as 100 to 00.
A careful series of compulations Axes
the active organic masa of man'a body
In comparison to woman's as too to 70.
It Is evident from this that, whlls
man has brain at 100 to do the work of
sftlvs tissue also at 100. woman has
a brain at 00 to do the work of active
tissue at 70 a great preponderance of
feminine brnln matter for the perform
ance of all bodily functions.
It may be suggested that men have
a larger weight of bony structure tlun
women enough to outweigh other con
siderations, but such Is not the case.
The ratio remains there ahotit the
same and docs not change the figures
slready given. It Is, however, true
that smaller persons of both sexes
have larger brains proportionately to
height and weight than larger. Hut
even this does not amount to more
than 2 per cent and leaves women
much the better off.
Yet, after all Is snld, actual and pro
portionate site of brain makes not so
much difference as the due proportion
In each Individual w.ileh may be
taken as man's laat refuge after be
ing driven from all other citadels by
ths Irresistible force of fact Chicago
Journal.
HER SAFETY VALVE.
Made a Llat of Name Her llrulher
Had Callel Her.
The professor had come back to the
old home to spend a month with his
sister, and brought a friend with him.
In the scientific world the professor
was known as the discoverer of certain
highly Interesting nebulae, but ta'k t't
Canton village he was merely N'.h
Roecoe, Anna Itoscoe's brother. The
professor enjoyed It thoroughly. He
was proud of his alsterof her kind
but clearsighted judgment, her wide
hospitality, ber common sense and in
falling wit As for her. she was brim
ming over with pride In him which she
tried her best to hide an attempt
which, her brother teaslngly told her,
was a lamentable failure.
It was the second night of the pro
fessor's home-romtng that something
his slater said him made him look
across at her with twinkling eyes.
"Change-yoiirmludciitr be ex
claimed. "Slump-eat!" she retnrted.
"Croascat!" from hlui.
"Bnap-catr from her. Then catch
ing eight of their guest's bewilders!
face, their laughter broke bounds. At
soon as she could control herself, Anna
explained.
"When we were chiu.ren," she said,
"Ed used to be Ave years younger than
I. a fact which be habitually forgot
even then, and now I And haa liopo-
leesly escaped his memory, in those
days be was a nervous, delicate little
fellow, and mother Impressed it upon
me that I mnst never fret him. Un
fortunately for my peace of mind, I
was very strong and healthy, and no
sucn restriction was put upon tilrn.
Moreover, we were absolutely forbid
den to tell tales of each oilier. Put
these facta together and you may gain
some slight Idea of my sufferings.'
(here she cast a firmly defiant glnnce
across the tnble) "when Kd was In t
teasing mood. I had but one resource.
I used to write down on a sheet of
paper a list of tho names ho called
me, and keep it under my pincushion.
The names, as you may have Inferred,
were all prefixed to cats the one ani
mal I detested. When tho list grew
long Ed became noticeably more re
spectfulthere was a chance, y.u
know, that mother might discover Ilia
paper. It was labeled In letters largo
enough to be seen, across the room,
'Names Ed calls me.'"
"When the laughter had died away,
the professor glanced whimsically 11 1
bis sister.
"You needu't expect sympathy at
this Inte day," he said, "licslrtes, I
know that you don't need any. I'?e
learned by experience,"
"Ed," sbe flushed buck, "do vou
mean to say that you have kept Hats
too?"
"After a fashion," he returned, '.'only
I don't keep them, I burn them up as
soon as I have relieved my mind."
Bhe looked st blm enthusiastically.
"Isn't It a glorious relief!" jR ex.
claimed. Youth's Companion,
Worried Alionl Hla Health.'
Church How's your, friend Flat
bush? Gotham Oh, the poor fellow Is very
much worried about bis health.
"Wby, Is be sick?"
"Not yet, but the girl has Just left
him and his wife Is going to try cook
ing." Yonkers Statesman.
Following a, lilgnllled I'ruraeln.
An Austrian train thief, arrested al
th Lyons station wearing stolen
clothes, calmly declared that he wai
a collector of articles mislaid lu rail
way carriages.
WISEST TOHIC
1Vl7 WIimi the system gets debilitated and a .
"SjJP run -down condition it needs tonic and there lias never
keen onediHctwercd that is U equal oi a. o. s. st cajwciuuy adapted for
iTstcmirwS it contain. no troiiir miuc.al. to derangeth,
JtmrnlcE i and d ijertto. ',J IIcct,t'ie aA? " entire ,
ol Wa herbs and barks selected (or their purifying and healing q)ulil( '
SdtSia fft the propertier. that are eeJed to restore to the 1$
mm FVKwy iw J tt.. thai I.I.muI Imcomea imnurn and i-l.,....i i.f
itronir numat nenini.
.. anl nnlaomt
7. 1.. Vi rweive suf- I hsve used your 8. 8. & and found It to he aa
the body t.ent lonlo to build up th genentl liealthand
fieirnt nour alimctit ,e t, and strength to tlie system. I h.vs ued
fort from debility, weuknes. ,,, Mf recommended, but 8. 8. 8dS
alecleeite. licrvouancaa, m, mr. R,d than everything else comhlued ' As
lass of opctite, bad Ui(?c Us tonlo properties it gives splendid spiietli.
tion and litany other di refreshlnir sleep, and th system undergo. tBtB;
trccable symptom, of di- oral building tin undei 'its Invigorating Influence,
ordered blood circulation. 948 Woodland Xv., Warrea, 0. tin. Kat
aud if it U not corrected some .
niallirnant fever or other danuerou disorder will follow. 8. 8. 8.
builds up tli broken down constitution, clear the blood of all poisons and.
Jmpuritica and make it strong and lieatthy. Th nerve art restored tog
..... (.),.,. a rn a had airaltl. theapnctlte returns atM n..
cattu rcsiiiii eti iv.i t
whole ytf iu U toned up by thU Rrrat
ficr and tonic nnd ct promptly in iiiiiis iy a M..v.a vmuuion 01 m
vsteui Book on tli blood uI medical advic furnished by our ph sk iant
without charge. jtfX s WIFT
He Had Knnnah.
Enpeok was dinltig st th home of
friend.
"Will yon have som of the tougue?"
sskrd the hostess.
No. thank you," replied Enpeck, "I
gtt too much of that st home."
How's This?
We eOVr Hundred Walters Reward M
"' k'I'V o'ksV'v CO . ro,. Toledo, (X
We, the tt.lerslned, hate I
Chner I"' la.t is rais, sml belief hint
iwriai-tir n.iK'i'
U.11. and aiiaiu-iellir able lotertj out out vl-
llsall.uia me.te t their tlria.
i.oi!a. K is" , Wleeeie mug-
' 'li h W ? i r It Core Is takes Inlemellr.
Itil .llreoiljr ui-n 'h l ? suu sue.
la'si ul the !. dire 1. W bottle.
sM I'J sll l'niui. Irsiimutilsls Ire.
tiaU s raialljr tut are iae ueat.
Just Way They Have.
e.. ...... I, i. i.,r aikrd tbe Imiillslilre
pae.tK'er, "In iskluf of the tiaie which
is tiroper, ' quarter I sis or
of an.' " . .
"Neither." replied th rlira man.
"I alwsjt say ' frty five.'"
llotnowwlll Had , WlnelffWS KntMi
Syrup the bel r ma.tr loura Utt Ifaeit talldne
duflos tealhius toitud.
Wu hliwler.
Kevs.ts Ned Thsr goes Miracle Mike,
He's smb.lrtris.
Eastern Tnrit Aa; I suppose a ca
write with either hand.
Neva.ls Ned Nous. Can't writ St
tU. He elioots two hsnded.
AMtctaUe PrrpitAliortrorAs-
slmll.Hiii(! rhcFiwdnivdllctfiiLT
Uufi the Stuuvttte tuxl DiTwIs uf
rromolcs nigfstion.Cheerful-ne-.
ami Ih-sl Contnlns mrilhrr
Opium. Murptune noruinuaL
JSOT N All C OTIC.
uvm!b4wW
Aporfecl lU'iueily forrortMlp
Hun, Sour Slonuv-h.DiArrrocrt
Worms .CoimiUwiw.rcwnsh
nrss mid Lohh or Sleek
fax Simile Siiulurt of
NEW YlOnK.
:eweressei
I 8 . t ilia, rni 'M I' Jl
EXACT COPY or WBARJTJ. JOffttO 1 SB II
vwe aawiaon eMeea. new esse em.
WS 1!" email ami bii,lj..,s hIiihmi a'a.
Our l r--arV ii-riKiti - In ilip mfc m-eiti-a
it 10 Ml y. iir rti,nc, mmfitruhty. Ire.
W. A, W In h s muii a .( aar torslra.1
iM'tll al,aillllrly whlinnl Iir, T. I".
WUi. i i, eiiM-rt at ki.'.i 111 me enl rrn-u
n. 1 l,ii. -.,t. I iii.iiiiu rre wlie.i
.l. . ur hn.lg.-. , r.l. r"l.
WISE BROS.
DENTISTS
Kslllns lllits., Thir.l il Wwhlnslos Hla.
Oio evenlnits IIIISi, n. n.iiuUi from
1 10 II. ot Ma,,, t'.t.
pn wRJrjl
Mb
DK. W. A. Wist
l rjlv
NOTHING WILL" FATTEN HOGS
Kn ntiL.1,1- Mn.l ..ll it 1.. oi..L fi...ut ,1,1rd
ihMptvlfi MHm.1
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'nULTV POOD. 11 vrr.t
IWDIH
PRIJftHIAM fa
IB. i'lirl,,iw,. PnilUHIAM 1 If-a- nnuinis I... I '. on V."llJ
r HI
-I, or I'unury
PORIIANO SttU to.. ParlUaU, Oregon. Coast Asset
CI evr r--
-rt-i-
WM Unclc Sam's Pco,),c sis
- I . "I'jf f,f;!!:"M,,',",.r"",u? "laiiymiunirv In ihr. world lor li"l l'""''
" m !U l" "I'S-lenih ili.wii, (I r lout I "". '
v, .!. I'snnenls, lri.ni ;i mi to i.ii i,..r sure, tlist Is a Hue Und s its "
a - wiia
t Is 1 . . ,,w
remedy. 8. 8. 8. U blood purl.
SPCCttlC C0 A TIANTA. CA,
Invisible,
Th Judge You say you art not t
vagrant, yet you bar tie visible
means of support
Th Hobo I did havs dli morals',
yer nouor.
Tli Judge Then why Isn't It tb
bl st tb present time?
Th ltobo 'Csus I went u' st It
ITS
rvrmaneiiily ("area. Ho Biaef nmmu
altar etsMestMaMrtf Kll'otl!. .
ilat.fr. Mvntt Free S) a tlalt.MUftii,ii,itla
Lit. k. U. hues, Ui..wi An at., I-Miafeiisiia, T
pon't Imsglue that eVcrj sl ;
tiisiii rott meet has luted sad lust, It'e
more tbsa likely she loved snd get kisi
v. f - 1. ailAMa SImm. rf,.. rnrn
IW -- " - 1 -1 II.
Writ Allen Olmsted, la Ri.r. N. T , tor s
tree aaia yi Alien 's rut raae. It ratal
ewsailn. hoi swuilan, arblng l.i. Il sistst
ew or Usht shors eaav. A ratlals rtita he
ettrne. insmw.na ..a..- . ..-. .n.nii
gists Mll ll. SM. Ima-Ie.leui aulsHltsi,
Knowledge snd timber shouldn't U
murk used till they ar eeatunnd. o. ff.
Holmes.
Tltl HtlX n.V HII I kit -.illt la.
si. mmm
VMUf!H.t MnMf
e'.'ie ii
..ts !ll aerttJiV h t llm
d., wn praMtist W fs. HsMMlfJ I!)!,
(S Aft eit-M.J M, Jt, V.
For Infants find Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Boars the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
itvliNX J r.ra",;:'"?,?
II I.. tew M
CASTORIA
AM
jHSHL
vh. t. r. win.
to the fffil, it will lint thrm in tlie Wt tondliln
tofniirn raplilly. thorlint fslirnlos Tlew. "Weesj
trutlifully auy Irmn uur etlenr I'liiaslan Ht
I'oi'il slxirttiis the fiittniliig iirrlmt at Irnet oae
fiiurth. Wecimslilrrlt liullaieusllilelnfiitlnilnghiigs
lid cattle, J. W. WII.I,IAMM,llreciltirs,llrliiiilll'
. PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOO
Srln l.jr a-uilnr liwim.toti a"1" sll lli e,M"l '; "I
'innml. IHKHT UWKt.Hif HiimMI, IHtw, i"a-
Mi'j.l..in.ni.Hp.M nauaSIASJ
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