The Oregon mist., August 04, 1905, Image 4

How Many
Birthdays ?
You must have had sixty at
least! What? Only forty?
Then it must be your gray
hair. Ayer"s Hair Vigor stops
these frequent birthdays. It
gives all the early, deep, rich
color to gray hair, and checks
failing hair. And it keeps the
scalp clean and healthy.
T tu irrratiy trrtablw! wllh dandruff whteh
rrcHlu.-'l a mint dltr.bl tichliii of tha
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PHIS.
COEKRY PECTOtAU
By the Hoar.
In these day the rich and the poor
Hifh innwill. th services "f th
trained nurse, but -" 'rUuln com
lurstiTKi aiioi time the more well
... vhio member of society has not had
the opportunity to enjoy one branch of
her professional ministration. Now.
however, the hourly nurse Is becoming
an important member of society.
Among the poor, says the Boston Trau
script, the district nurse cornea tn by
the day or hour, as the case demands;
In the families of those iu more com
fortable circumstances, the ordinary
trained nurse la usually engaged by
the week, and she rarely cares to so
for a shorter time.
The hourly nurse, who has had the
same training, holds herself ready to
answer calls at all times, for one, two,
three or twenty-four hours, as the case
may be. She assists doctors In minor
operations goes each day to change
the dressings, and makes it easier for
the family to care for the patient dur
ing the rest of the day.
Again, In these days of apartment
bouses, there are many homes where
it ia inconvenient to have a nurse stay
at the house. Here the hourly nurse
ta the right person In the right place.
8 h comes for the necessary time, plan
ning to meet the physician when he
makes his visit, thus enabling the pa
tient to have, at little expense, all
requisite care, it cot the luxury of con
stant attendance.
There are many aged people who are
too feeble to take care of themselves.
They do not need a trained nurse nor
even an attendant all the time, but the J
assistance that a competent person can
give them for an hour or two daily
greatly adds to their comfort New
arennes of nsefulness open for the
Dourly nurse in all directions.
Cndonbtedly.
"According to autistic,"" said the
typewriter boarder, "women live about
tan years lonier than men do."
'Huhl" growled the scanty-haired
bachelor, "they might live fifty years
longer if they were not so ali-firvd slow
about passing the SO mark.
Not Desirable.
Ha They say a ghost appears at thi
parlor window of that old house at 13
o'clock every sight.
She Well, I don't think I should fan
cy that style of window shads.
In Italy the value uf land is consid
ered to be thirty-four times the annual
rental.
The secret of success is constancy of
purpose. Disraeli.
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MISS ELLA Orr, INDIANAPOLIS, INO.
SUFFERED FOR MONTHS
Pe-ru-na the Remedy
That Cured.
Mies Ella Off, 1127 Linden St., In
dianapolis, Ind, writes:
'1 suffered with a run down constitution
for several months and feared that I would
have to give up my work.
"On seeking the advice of a physician,
he prescribed a tonic I found, however,
that it did me no good. On seeking the
advice of our druggist, he asked me to try
Perunau In a few weeks I began to fed
and act Gke a different person. My appe
tite increased, I did not have that worn out
feeling, and I could sleep splendidly. In a
couple of manths I was entirely recovered.
I thank you for what your medicine has
done for me." Caa Off.
Write Dr. Hartman, President of The
Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio,
for free medical advice. All corre
spondence is held strictly Confidential.
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GOOD
SboftQ
lories
Hume, the historian, found hlmso'.f
one day, at a social dinner, next to
Lord John IlusselL In tlie course of
conversation, his tordshlp said: "What
do you consider the object of legisla
tion V "The greatest good to the gf-at
est number." waa Hume's answer.
"And what do you consider tbe great-
eat number?" continued Lord John
Kussell. "Number oue, my lord," was
the historian's prompt reply.
"A case with which I was connected
a few years ago," said Frederick Tre
vor Hill, "Involved some large cor
porate mortgage, aud frequent refer
ence were made by the lawyers on
both aides to tn "ten-mllllon-dollar
mortgage' and the 'twenty-mllllou-doi
lar bond issue. Finally, one of the
Jurors, a little German barber, couldn't
stand It anv loneer. and raised his
hand. "Mr. Judge, he expostulated, "if
der lawyers will please say von dollar
ran means million dollars. uor
would mak u understands besser.
uose mllllonst Achl Uott! dey con
fuses me!"
Shortly after the introduction of the
electric telegraph into Scotland.
Weet HIehlander. who had been to
Glasgow, and waa, consequently, sup
posed to have got to the bottom of all
mysteries, was asked to explain it.
"Weel," said he, "it's no easy to ex
plain what you will no be understand-
In'. But I'll tell ye what it's like. If
you could stretch my collie dog frao
Oban to Tobermory, an' if you wass
to clap lta head Iu Oban, an' it wagx-lt
its tall in Tobermory, or of I wass to
tread on Its tail in Tobermory an' it
sq naked tn Oban that's what the tel
egraph is like."
In the "Autobiography of Andrew
P. White" Is a story of a former sen
ator of the United States who, about
the year 1S40. was sent to Russia a
minister. Sobriety was not this gen
tleman's especial virtue, and this led
to the resignation of his valet, who
told aa follows of the final quarrel:
Thla morning O! thought it was tolnie
to get his lgslllincy out of bed, for he
had been drunk about a week and iu
bed most of the to! me, and so 01 went
(o him and says, gentle loike, 'Would
your lgslllincy have a cup of coffee?"
when be rose up and ahtruck me In
the face. On that Ol took him by the
collar, lifted him out of bed, took him
across the room, showed him his tigiy
face in the glass, and Ol said to him,
says Oi: 'Is thlm the eyes of an en
voy extraor-r-rdlnary and mlulsther
plinipotentlar-ry J"
Chief Clerk John MeDermott. of the
Hotel St. Francis waa a Thespian
once, although, according to his story
his roles were mostly silent ones. In
volving such acting aa holding up a
greenwood tree in a performance of
As Tou Like It," or being "hors.-s'
footsteps off right," or the Roman mos.
I never bad a speaking part, though,"
be said, "until I appeared at the Grand
Opera House In an amateur production
of 'Hamlet for the benefit of St rat
rick's Church. I was the ghost The
fellow who was coaching us gave me
very accurate Instructions. He said.
"When you come on, you say, "Hamlet,
I am thy father's ghost," in a loud
and sonorous tone. It would hare
been all right, but for the fact that
misunderstood him. The night of the
performance I went on at the proper
moment, and said, 'Hamlet, I am th
father's gnost In a loud and sonorous
tone.' When they got through saying
things to me that night I decided to
retire permanently from the stage."
NEW BROOMS AND OLD.
New One Sweep Clean, bnt Old Ones
Find the Corners.
For ten years Mrs. Fendail had
been secretary of the Granby Home
Missionary Society. During that time
the society had accomplished much
valuable work and become a powerful
Influence in the community, but now
many of the original members were
growing old, and In order to main
tain efficiency in the work some young
women were brought in.
It was not easy for some of the
older workers, for the new members
had their own ideas, many of which
were strange and disquieting. It was
evident that their day the day of the
older oneri was over. When elections
came, although the former president
was re-elected, the younger women
elected a secretary from their own
number.
If Mr Fendail felt hurt she did
not show It After the meeting sli-i
went up to the new secretary with
frank and generous friendliness.
"I will give you the books to-morrow,
my dear," she said, "and If there
is ever any way ia which I can help
you.- it will be a great pleasure to
m."
Tha new secretary thanked her, but
did not accept the offered help. To
herself she smiled at the idea of this
old-fashioned secretary helping her'
with her up-to-date Ideasl
But somehow there were all sorts
of unexpected complications. Finally
one day she swallowed her pride and
went to Mrs. Fendall's.
"I can't understand It at all," she
said. "Here such an aggrieved let
ter from a Mrs. Blandlng, and an
other from a missionary's wife In
iJakota, and three or four others have '
written that they cannot do anything
this year, yet I can't get hold of the
reason. Can you help me'"
"Why, of course," Mrs. Fendail re
plied. "Don't be discouraged. You
can't be expected to know everything
at once. Mrs. Blandlng is an invalid
back In the hills. She has very little
in ber life, so I fell into the habit of
mailing her a leaflet every week or
so. It took only a minute, and meant
a great deal to ber.
"Mrs. Farsona In Dakota used to
live here as a girl, and likes a bit of
village news tucked In with business,
and old Mrs. Morton did you call
upon her in the morning? I thought
so. She ia mortified because you
caught ber In her working dress.
Drop in some afternoon, and you. can
make it all right. Miss Mullln la pruli
ubly hurt because you didn't ask
about her spin. I found that the
way to ber heart Is through her
spine."
The new secretary drew a long
breath.
"The other day." aha said, "I board
my cook grumbling over the new
waitress. Talk about uew brooms
sweeping clone I Melibo they do, but
It take old brooms to And the corn
era! lVar Mr. Feudal!, will you help
a very Ignorant 'uow broom' to flud
her 'cornora'?" Youih'a Oompaulou.
THE LAST CORNER.
"It was refreshing, too," writes
Thomas Weutworth lllggluson In the
Atlantic Monthly of a child who was
traveling eastward from the fur eit.
and persisted In asking all kinds of
question of a pallid and exhausted
mother. Says Mr. Itlgglnsou:
I never saw a woniau more com
pletely exhausted, while the child
seemed as fresh at sunset as at dawn
The through trains on the Boston
Albany still stopped at West Newton
and the conductor had Just called with
vigorous coutldeuce the name of that
statlou. After a pause the child ex
claimed as vigorously, "Mother! to
which the mother responded, perhaps
for the two hundredth time that day,
In a feeble voice, "What, dear?"
"What did that man say, mother?"
"He said 'West Newton.'"
A pause for reflection; theu again,
"Mother!"
"Whatr
"What did that man say 'West
Newton' for, mother?" To this the
mother, with an evasiveness dictated
by despair, could only murmur, "1
don't know."
This wss too well-tried an evasion,
and the unflinching answer came:
"Pon't you know what be said 'West
Newton' for, mother?" Thus demand
ed came the vague answer: "Said It
for the fun of It, I guess."
By this time all the occupants of the
car were listening breathlessly to the
cross-examination. Then came the In
evitable "Mother!" aud the more hope
less "What?"
"Hid that man say 'West Newton'
for the fun of It, mother?".
'Tea," said the poor sufferer, with
an ever-Increasing audience listening
to her vain evasion. The child paused
an atom longer, and then continued.
still inexhaustible, but as If she bad
forced her Tlctlni into the Tery last
corner, as she had, "What was the fun
of it, mother?" .
POURING INTO CANADA.
More Settler Going to the Great
Northwest Than Kvar Before.
There Is no longer any doubt that
this Is to be the best year for Immi
gration that western Canada has ever
had. The Canadian Pacific Railway
has been having the greatest difficulty,
with all of lta Immense equipment, tu
providing cars for the scores of thou
sands of Immigrants now pouring In
from Europe. The other day It made
an emergency call for 122 passenger
coaches, and as a consequence the re
markable sight was witnessed of two
trains of 40 empty coaches each, east
ward bound, to receive the Immigrants
expected at Halifax and St. Johns.
The streets of Winnipeg are .crowd
ed with a hodge-podge of all the na
tionalities of Europe, and the Io
mlnlon Immigration officers are having
all they can do to look after the wants
of these people.
It Is not only from Europe that the
Immigrants are coming In. A great
many more have coma from the States
than last year. It Is no uncommon
thing for the Soo train tn arrive at
Portal, Asslnlbola, from Minneapolis,
with, from 11 to 13 conches, and some
times with as many as 4X) to U)
Americans on board, bound for new
homes In western Canada. The Soo
railway passenger department reports
that Its settlers' business Into western
Canada is considerably larger this
year thnn last
Another excellent sign of the pros
perity of western Canada Is to be
found In the land business, which was
a little dull a year ago. Land men
now report the briskest business they
have ever had.
Forced I.ibrraltry.
It Is not often miserliness gets such
a straight forward rebuke as in the
case quoted by the Montclalr Times.
In the early days of Primitive M.-tli
odlsm there traveled In England an
eccentric minister named Neale, who
was famous for bis plain tniklng. On
oee occasion be was preaching mis
sionary sermons at a village so noted
for Its small collections that he de
termined to pass the plate himself.
On his round he came to a farmer
who was, as Mr. Neale well knew, the
richest man in the place. This Indi
vidual placed a penny on the plate.
Mr. Neale stopped Immediately and
said In a loud voice:
'Take your penny out, man, lake It
out! Don't you see you've covered
up your laborer's six-pence?"
The rebuke was effectual.
and n
placed
much more valuable coin was
on the plate.
' At the Inn?eroui Knd
After the collapse of the Confeder
acy ex-Senator Wlgfnll, a member of
the Confederate Cnngress from Tex.iM.
fell In with a party of Union soldiers
In that State. lielng well disguised, lie
entered freely Into conversation with
the soldiers of the guard, In the course
of which he asked what they would
do with "old Wlgfall" If they were
to catch him. "We would hnng him.
sure," was the prompt reply. "Serve
lilrn right," exclaimed Wlgfnll.' "If
I were with you I'd lie pulling at one
eud of the rope myself!"
Hoent-ry Uai Ol I
The Leading Lady (not young)
Ah! how dear to my heart are the
Bcene of my childhood!
The Comedian (sotto voce) I knew
this scenery was old, but I dldu'l
think It dated back that fur. Itrook
lyn Kngla.
It I'll Maul.
First Cabby I hear you made
rich haul yesterday.
Second 'i:lii y- V"f: I drove J. I'
Morgan fio.n it in u.iice to the -'li.li
-Judge.
NO
J
"Is she sentimental V "Very! Sh
will even weep over ber old divorce
papers." Judge.
Hewitt How many meals did yon
have on the voyage. Jowett Uross ol
net? Urooklyu Life,
"It seems Woodtiy 1ms discovered
that lie has a family tree." "Yes. It's
au otttkVMwth of his successful busi
ness plant."
"So the lawyers got most all tha
estate. lid Kthel get anything?"
"Oh, yes. Shu got on of the law
yers." Judge.
Employer (to new otllce hoy) Has
the canliler told you what you are to
do this afternoon. Ortlce boy Yes,
sir; I'm to wake him wheu 1 see you
coming. Scraps.
Magistrate You say your machine
waa beyond your control. Chauffeur
Y'es, your honor. If I could have con
trolled It the cup wouldn't have caught
me. New York Mali.
Poet -I see you accepted one of my
poems and refused die ether. Editor
Yes; I took one of them out of sym
pathy for you, and refused the ether
out of sympathy for the public Ex.
"George certainly Is a matt of ac
tion." "What has he done?" "Why,
the very next day after the heiress
accepted him he gave up his Job at
the bunk aud Joined the Oou't Worry
Club."
"Y'ou'll take a couple of tickets, of
course. VSere getting up a raffle for
poor cripple in our neighborhood'
None for uie, thank you. ! wouldn't
know what to do with a poor cripple
If I wou him."
Well," asked the architect who had
been commissioned to make a set of
plans for a New Y'ork hotel, "how do
you like them?" "They won't do.
You have provided for only s;v differ-
eit kinds of dining-rooms." Ex.
Kind lady Y'ou can get work beat
ing carpets two doors from here they
are cleaning house. IIotmlc I Inline
-Thanks, mum. I mlgliter humped
right Inter rt If yoiise hadn't warned!
lie. I ll steer clear of It, mum Cleve-
aud Leader.
Jones tto Hrown, who has been re
lating his wonderful adventures In
Russia) And I suppose you visited
the great steppes of lunula? Itrowu
1 should rather think so. Aud walked
up every blessed oue of them ou my
bands and knees.
Office boy Miss Keyes. please I
me look at your face? Miss Keyes
What for? Office boy Why, the t
said some of the paint was scratched
off his typewriter, I didn't know
whether he meant you or the ma
chine. Chicago News.
The th ree-y ear-old daughter or a
leading minister nsents too great
familiarity. A few evenings nun,
though site seemed a little unwilling,
a caller took her upon his lap. where
upon she said with great gravity: "I
want to sit In my own hip."
Mabel (not in her first youth) First
of all he held my hand aud told my
fortune; and then, Evle, he gazed Into
my face ever so lung and said he could
read my thoughts! Wasn't that clever
of him, dear? Evle Oh, I suppose ha
read between the Hues, darling
Punch.
'Vhat did you discus at your li
brary: club this afternoon, dear?"
asked the husband In the evening.
"I.etuie see," murmured his wife;
"oh, yes, I remember now. Why, we
discussed thul woman who rei-eutly
moved Into the honie across the street,
and Longfellow." Ex.
Pausing uncertainly before a desk
In the big Insurance otllce, the Hiber
nian visitor said to the clerk: "Ol
want to tek out a pawllcy." "Life,
fire or marine?" drawled the dapper
?lerk with Infinite sarcasm. "Al tluve,
O'lm tliliiklu'," retorted the applicant;
"Ol'm goiu' fer a stoker In th' navy."
-Puck.
Mrs. Younglove Our cook says
'hose eggs you sent yesterday were
ancient. Grocer Very sorry, ma'am.
l'hey were the best we could get. You
see, all the young chickens were killed
off for the holiday trade, so the old
bens are the only ones left to do the
layln'. Mrs. Younglove Oh, to be
Hire. Of course. I hndu't thought of
t ha t. Chlca go It ecord- Hera Id.
New KtiKl.mil Justice.
Ebenezer Knell, the Kfaiidfutlier of
the poet Wlllinm Cullen Itryant, I
di-scrllied as a Kood type of the New
England farmer, lu whose nature
Puritanism, with Its stem rigors of
conduct and conscience, was overlaid
with many of the amenities of Yan
kee humor. Itryant preserved several
anecdotes of his grandfather, one of
which, quoted by W. A. Hradley, In
his biography of the poet, my serve
to indicate the way In which he oxor
clsed his humor, and also to show
the patrtnrchlal conception of Justice
that was held In a remote New Eng
land community at the end of tin.
eighteenth century.
My grandfather, said Itryant, onc,
found that certain piece of lumber,
Intended by hlin for the runners of a
sled, and called In that part of 'the
country sled-crooks, had been taken
without leave by a farmer who lived
at no great distance. These timbers
were valuable, being made from a
tree the grain of which was curved
so a to correspond with the curve
required In the runners.
The delinquent received notice that
hi offense was known, aud that If
he wished to escape a prosecution he
must carry a bushel of rye to each of
three poor widows living In the neigh
horhood, end tell .them why he
brought It
He was only too glad to comply
with this condition. '
The people down In the.r hearls ad
mire the futher who refuses to sit on
the back porch for any daughter's
beau.
A fortune awaits the genius who will
invent a borrowles umbrella.
AN II OMAN Oi I77U.
Eton lias done much toward furn
ishing the world with 'unions men.
but It lll bo news to many tluit one
of the signers of the IWlnriitloii of
Independence was educated thert.
"It was no uncommon practice iu the
eighteenth century," says Mr. Austen
Leigh In a letter to the Eton College
Chronicle, for American to send their
sous to England for their education."
An almost complete nliseiicii of any
Etonian records makes It dltllciilt tu
flud the names of such pupils. Mr.
Austen Leigh has d!s,-oered several,
the most Important of which Is that
of "Lynch, Ttumuis. sou of Thomas
Lynch! Esq., of Prince George's Par
ish, Wlnynh, South Carolina: bom
August I'l": School, Eton. Admit'
ted Fellow Commoner at Cains Col
lege. Cambridge, I7HT; , admitted nt
Middle Temple. I TUT."
Thomas Lynch' father was a man
of note In South Carolina. He '
representative In Congress at New
York, and so vahmlile were his serv
Ices considered Hint on his return to
Charleston the town risked f"r tils por
trait, to be bung In Assembly 1111
as a testimony of esteem.
I.Ike many oilier of the well to do
colonial gentlemen, Mr. l.jncli sent
till son to England to tie educated.
The boy thus grew to manhood on for
elgn soil, but when the American trou
bles broke out his heart was with
his country, lie had Just begun Ills
legal career, but. full of youthful en
thusiasm, he left evciyili'iig and hur
ried home to bear tils part In tlie coin
ing struggle. Ills first public appenr
niiee was at a town meeting In
I'harlestown. where he uia.lc a speech,
following his venerable father In a
lebate. He was Immediately mads a
member of th provincial Congress
and a captain In the "Hegulars," a
reglmeut of Hangers, or uio'itited In
faiitry, under the command of Col
nel Gadsden.
The elder Lynch was sent to I'lilla
tetphla as a representative In the Con
rincntal Congress, Suddenly lis was
stricken with paralysis, and his son
applied for leave to Join htm. Col-
jnel Gadsden, with true Spartan
plrlt, refused the ropiest, but Thomas
gained hi point by being elected by
the Assembly as sixth delegate to the
Congress. Hurrying to Philadelphia,
ho remained with hi father, and ws
cms of the youngest signers of the
reat Declaration.
The delegates from South Carotins
were for the most pnrt youthful, aud
Thomas Lynch, senior, signed, on li:s
sick -bed, a letter to the Provincial
Assembly to countenance iin.l tipiort
the action of the young man. It was
not until the se.-ond day of August
that Charleston received the news of
"a very tniort!it Declaration which
tiio King of Great llrlutn tins st last
reduced us to the iie'essliy of tusk
ing." The rv -e'pt of tl-.e new s was
.elebrated with greiit rejoicings.
PRACTICES SURGtRVAT 02.
Straight si a Young- Hnlln- I
Aar.l
Ks-Govrruor or Maine.
Ninety-two year young, together
with being still accomiti-d as the most
experienced snd among the lilgh'y
skillful aurgfon of the old Plna Tr-e
State, Dr. Alonzo Gnrcelon, ex Gov
frnor, a former State Iteprcaeutntlve,
Senator, and lnce tlifs time of th 'birth
of th Democratic party In th uiitton
and hi K:n! one Its most pronounced
adherent. Is accounted to be the
"grand old nuin" of the State of Maine.
On 'hi H2d birthday, celebrated on
May Q, lays the. Itostnn Post, th ex-
governor, who Is still practicing among
his old patients of Leivlston n rut Au
bum, did not ilrenin that It wss of
enough Importance to allow hi fellow
citizens to make any note of It.
Straight and supple as a young asp
ling of his imihe Hi.ito, tills remark
a bis and age-veuerablo former govern
or of times w hen tho creed of democ
racy was not th most popular In tti
State, goc about the twin cltle of
Lewlston and Auburn, showing sn a
tlvlty and youtlifii!u-ss of spirit thst
would generally be considered wondr
ful In a man of good health, fully
twenty year hi Junior.
Attired In a grentcunt of the old
fashioned cut and style, smooth sliav
en and wearing the stock and high col
lars of our grandfathers, the ex gov
srnor and surgeon of fust approaching
centenarian ajje, Is to be feii winter
and summer lu this gnrb while drlv
Ing about the city mid also to and
from his Sabbutu road home, In one
of the old-time chaise of the pattern
used by the hero of Oliver Wendell
Holmes' "The One Horse Khny."
Cutting the cornets .of th city
street with his Morgan mam, Kitty
who speeds over the Lewlston road
and pavement like, a V year-old, the
s'ght of tlie old gentleman sitting well
forward In tlm wonderful old chaise, a
he guides the blooded animal, Is one
of the strangest that visitors to tho
city can view.
Htranite, because of the very fact
that without the slightest apparent
fear of danger to himself or to the
fabric and slinky build of the ancient
chaise, the iioniigenearliin governor
guides the sprightly and mettlesome
Kitty with such an unerring hand.
As a traveler the ex governor Is said
to have covered more routes of globe
traveling than almost any other man
In the Hlulo of Maine and even today
would take the chance of traveling to
the other end of tho country If an old
and dear friend or patient should call
for hi service.
An Illustration of this occurred only
a few week ogo, when a former pa
tient of his sent Ii I tn ii summons from
Troy, N. Y., asking that he come for
a consultation In relation to the uinpu-
uuion or a leg, speaking of till Jour
ney the governor said:
"lie was an old friend and although
most men thought I wu fuoilsh to so
uch a distance, why wouldn't I, whsn
It was thought to be a case of needT
l reit ituit I was needed, If only to
comfort my friend, and went"
It is a mistaken policy for t woman
to wah the supper Ulnlie when by
"tacking" Uiem he geU out on the
porch that much earlier to nag hr
husband into mowing the lawn.
AHOPEIESS FIGHT
It ia a ItnpowIM to conquer th kliijr of
dl..seCoiitluuii Mood I'oiaott wllu Mer. V-J
cury and Potash aa it would t to conquer tho y-
kltii ol tlie foicst in haml to-hanJ encounter, ."T
M thousand who nave unu wni mtu
and live blighted tlmitiRh th unc of tlitM min
mils will testify. They took th treatment faith,
fullv, only to liinl when it was left off, tu Ula
..." t with more nower. combined with
the awful ellccU of these mineral,
01 til IWtlCB, aailVUllon, luusniiumiira siuiiwi u anil vowel, ttc.
When th viru of ContaR-ioua wo.ni
;imitiiitc every drop of ttiut vital llulil. ami every tmincte, nerve, tissue and
,., Wnnie affected. Bill! SOOtl tit foul Symptom of Hiirc tltoutll and IW..
eoppcr coloied Motchea. fulling- hair and evehrow. awollvn glands, aorJ"
etc.. make their carne. Mercury and Putnah can only covtr up the
evidence for awhile; they cannot euro the dicw. 8. 8. 8. lias for Mm
year Iwcn rcciK"ied aa apccillc for Contag-iuii Dliod Poison perfect
antidote for the deadly virus that i no l.ir ieiichlnif in It effect on the. iyt,
tern 8. S. 8. doc uot hide or .mask the dutctuio, but no thoroughly ni
kind. Treatise with instruction fur
Without charge. 17C SWIFT
rilgrliiia lo Meeoa.
List yer about W,ouo pilgrim
went to Mwea. representing a Moslem
population of about '.iw.wai.iiuo In Tur
key, Arsbla. Egypt, oudn, .ul
bar. Ilarbary tte. 8oulh Afrlc. Af
ghanistan. Persia, iloluchlatan. India,
the East Initlan and Philippine island.
Chins, and Hussla In Asm. The gov- j
eminent uf Turkey nd Egypt pay
toll (blackmail) to lh Redoliiii tribes,
through whoa territory the pilgrim
age ps. but the system Is not m-tire!)-
effective. List yrr oiu '.'0
per cent of the pilgrim wr reported
Ill-treated, wounded or hllltd, and It
I estimated that durlag the pilgrim
ge Beaton traveler to Mecca were
robbed of more than $l,0MiO, Cr. j
van of 3,iX to 8.UU0 vaUK-1 are no
far oecurrnc. j
Molk.rswIU Unit Mrs. wtniu "uotrdii
ytup ih fcaai ramaJy lows tut tlwlr ablUlnn
aurlu ta it.lhln iwilud.
I'roa vs. Poetry.
Th poet rava of lb bsautlful hair
(hat crow us hi fslr Idol tsd sad csiis
tli uiaa prosy old !r who IfUuts jis
ileujir Instead. Yes, th poat uf it !
iinkua f4, It gUirio III vf h wiiii
(roup: but. Ilk other man. ha at I
if trnd tif it gal la hi soup.
CASTOR I A
for Infant and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
Mhxaafd All Hlht. !
A achool teacher w trying to Iro- j
preaa upon a a.-holnr mind that Co
lumhii disixitrrrd AuicfK lu H'. !
"Now. John," he aald. "I will tell you
the data lu rli) ilia so that you won't
forget It. 'In fourteen hundred and
iiiiicty two Columbus tailed the ocean
blue." Now, cau you reuieuilwr that.
Johnl"
"Tes. lr," replied John. j
Next day the teacher said. "John, i
when did Columbus discover Auit-rl- !
ca?'"
"In
th rea
.!"
fourteen hundred and ninny
Columbus tailed the dark blue
A Naw Kipling Story.
It I lierly a year since sny Anierl
CUI magalllle lias Istin lortunata eioiiii(b
to secure a story (mm Kipling; but tb
Auiist Century print a tale, "An
Habitation Enforced," which give u
Kipling t bis trt-st, 8oiniiie, in com
paring Kipling with the old, tbfesi vol
lime luvellst, ha said that be gives i,
"the I,iebi(( extrct ol those cattle low.
lug on a thousand bills," so here,
where two American,' a iiervously
broken millionaire and his wile, take
up an enfored habitation in an enchant.
ed corner of England, be contrives to
give a quintessence of American and
1'iitiali civilisation a comment! y, in
hrud, with vistas aucli aa only a Kip.it.
ling can oen up. A delight ,,1 vein ,f ,
satire cri ps out wherever Hie liritlrb j !f'
way and the Aniariran way niesit, a J!,';
veiu which will charm reader on Ix th '
soles the Atlantic. Most readers, to..,
will llud in this latest story of (he
greatest (,( (iviug English story writers
the splritusl touch which was so
strongly msiufint in " l'hey" swuiingly
marking a new and higher phase, of de
velopment in man aud writer.
Defends Chinese) Hoitec-Ega; food
A Gorman epicure mine to the re
cue of the Chinese lu ng.ird to their
ellegeil habit of eating rotten eggs.
Tim eggs, ha says, ore simply pre
served in lime until they get con
sistency like hard butter, and they
taste somewhat llku lobster. He de
clares them on of the choicest dell-
cucics lie tins ever eaten. He thinks
there are no better cooks lu the world
than the Chinese, When he went to
live among them his friends predicted
that he would slsrvc, but h had s
good time and gained weight -more
than he wanted to.
(( No I'rnaloa Yet.
'Well, to be honest with yn," ,,i
the trump, "I cnli't eactly any that
I m a veteran and have witnessed the
horror, of war, but I think I de.erve
a pension, though."
"For what?"
"Well, I ws one locked In a freight
car for a week, with th. weather at
scro and nothing ,ut , fr07,e tril,.,
to eat, and nothing but blocks of build
Ing stones to keep me warm ami tt i
m not entitled to a pension nobody
ntV"'!,1? lmvt T,ie hrrr
of that old turnip bent uia horrors uf
battlefield all lo pieces."
Cluni c fTMrt.,
vi.ll, siifurao, iWIM
12 to 18 Tons Per Day OUUInWlUlV rlttOi)
.".hKeadO,.,,,.. t tMTOI '
MITCMKLL. I
1M1
aitch a mercurial rheumatism, nccrosul
l otaiui cnicra in diocx It quickly con.
s-oiiiii:v, j o,w i tfiwt iim niK"" i w srvvr cvn again
8, S. 8. while eradicating the poison of the dirM
will dtive out any eltccl of lutrmful mineral treat,
mcnt. A rewnrd of f i.ooo.oo I offered for pmol
that SI 8. 8. contain a mineral inrrredirut J
home treatment and any advice wished
SFCCIFtG CO., ATLANTA, C4.
llidti't Know III Man,
"I w our Coiijti.sainan thi, mnt.
Ing," as id Hi acrtry uf tha nirwri.
lion, "nd h gave lu to uudersiiul
that under no ctrcuioaianc u.l ks
land hi Vols to furthar our diema."
Hsr, what's lh matter with you. ma.
ajr" qucriad Ilia praaldaiit. "Ant
school boy outfht tn knuw liattar than ,
ic a Coiireaiiisn ,i ti, his tola,
tin nd hunt him up again and ,a kla
Hi combination uf tha ssfa."
for bronchial Iroiixiet try Plan's Chi
or I'onaoiiii'itoit. 1 1 la a i, chiu,
uadtciii. Al ilmgKi.ls. pm a ;.i oia,
Itllaa That llllalera,
Ti hit. Indeed te (troll banaath tli
man! bough so gratlt ceiniiaiilsd ht
tha rl yoM love aud tu fcpiarta hsf
hntij nuwfii, but, oh. th queer snit
sih.ii hr ruby hp y sma.-k J i.i ( (
niaasly, woolly worm goes era hug dtf(
).)ur bark.
flTC eitll -" 1 imaa
j 1 1 V aClv, rtit,)f 'auaw f l, Kiiim sorvai
ta.t,.ivf tt ft a rlttalllMa'4t.ibaa.
tt. N. II atlua. U4 .mi a.,, ai. 1'fciisdMiSua, r
ICtcewlVM I'olllrneaa.
Custnmar I hasau't any rhaiif wiik
in Una morula, will you trust ai twt
( sump mil II touinrruaT
tifu Clark--Certainly, Mr, Ii.Jjofs.
f uaumsrllut uppa I ahoulj
kiii'-l, or-
lruf Clark -Oh. lhf all rlfht. TV
l,ss would b bat a trld.
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OR. C, GEE WO
CHINESE
MEDICINE CO.
rofn rlf loraie-J si
va A Mar M, (or iha
past )a-i
MAVC MOVIO
!' urirk Hulhtlng at tin
I ' lio rot ( . , .t 11 .1 Xurrlaoii Kliasla.
lliillillna at Iht
Ill-
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Sutxpssful Home Trpatment
bit 1 unc KI ta known Ihruughioil ihs
1 liltiU nisiea.aiot la rallr't Ilia urost I til
hwM linefor on aeeolml ul Ills woioterl'l'
curra. win urn 11.1t aid i.l a kiille, Willi'""
lining n ,oii. or ilrnaa ol aiir Met. M
r aia anv ami all lllaeaara wlih iwfl
iiiieita iu..,is, Herns, Minis, l.srk sua
N eKniahlix thai ste iiiibiihwii lu me'llral
M'''i In Una eoiiuirr, and IhrmisH '"
ii-.ii ol Ihrsn listiiile.a remvillea Ms gear,
am,.,.. I,, 1 atarrh, Asthma, Iu"(
Iri'Ul'le, Ithruieatlsiii, Nervomiiea.. rietu
aeh, l.lvar, Klilnev, enisle .ieak"'
au l AP 1 lironiii . Passes, rail er wrlia.
iii-,.ii i j,. sianiia lor uialllni '
ami I in iilsr, AJ Ire.s
The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medhloe Co.
N. rh-st r.tar. M.-flsa
nasi luniiaa lati aspsr, Pwllaml, trta.
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WIIKN wrlllna; t
iiiaiiilna tola
to adsartlaara plM
tasr.
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