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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 7, 1904)
JltrHumors aire Impure matter which th ikta. Uyw, kidney and other organs mi tot take mm of without help, then U uoh an accumulation of them. Thay Utter the whole tyitnm. Pimplee, bolli, ecsema and other rnptloua, low of appetite, tiiat tired feeling, bllloui turm, flu of Indlgri Hood's Sarsaparllla and Pills The Body. -We are not bothering about what kind of a body We are to tion, dull headaohoi and many other bT ,ftl'r th w"wctlon, but about b.ni.i . .i. K.m kind of body we have now.-ttev. . " . .f tT ,.,.,..., .. I,....,.. . I . ... tiviyvi uiau, iwyuih) ivw 1WI City. Americanism. True American taut means ludlvldualieui, and to be truly patriotic we must uiake the uioit of I BemoT all humors, overcome all ourselves, morally, Intellectually aud their effect!, strengthen, touo aud n'lrltually, Iter. T. S. I.eland, Moth- Invigorate the whole system. w. , M ... . . 10 "n image. The greatest Honor I bad ealt rheum on my handi to that X In.,,. . ,. ,. ... ,.,. ...I eould not wbr. I took Hood'i Saraaparllla ,. ni..... .,,,1 h. r.f.-. Sd.!iT?.!L! Lr-,,":U.? u to Uod U to make God In aii uej evm viMUuranu, ' eiHi U4 0. Baows, Kumford Falli, Me, Hoat'a aroaparllla promleea ta lira and keepe the promle iiihu'i Imige. Hev. V. V, Farriugtou, I Hiiptlat, rittiburg, ra. The Itight Way. Moat of ua know very well tlie way In wblch we eliould go, and our moral perceptions of truth are quite at clear ae can be etpreaaed In any aormon. Iter. K. A. Mauley, I I Miss Nellie Holmes, treasurer of theV WWWVWWW WW wWVW WW ! Title of Doabtful Origin. Continental titlea lave of Uio high Ut Bnrf h v. Kju.it virtu.'.! with .ua plclon In thli country, but those of "Ptlet, Cleveland. Ohio. Kngland bave been accepted with al- Church Ilcneflls Mauklud. The tnoet ae Implicit faith at linnk of khurch tends to lift men up and give Kngland notea Inspire. Yet the her- "' material prosperity. The moralliy aide college lately made tlio remark- IUl,ulet "T P'Ult puta men In abla asaertlon that many pcmoiia are way or ouaiuee euceeaie. iter. - , ... ..... II II I'vL.p TU.i.li.1 li.... there are uiln titlea to which tlicy Alwaye the 8ame.-The tmth doei lOUnff VVOmanS I CmDCranCC ASSOCiatlOn h V A nnt AfltHlitltthful f h I r nlnlm an.l I rwvt li,nm U la fht.mal mnA I - I - - . " " -..... v.r.H.i pim imiHull- I 11 I I 1 rT A r . 1 1 11 T probably could not bring any aatlnfnc- ble. The teachlngi of Jeeua do not 01 iJUliaiO, IN. I .. StrOIKTlV aUVlSCS ZLll SUI- tory proofa. And the editor of lknla change; Uiey are the eame yeeierday. . I I 11 Peerage admlta that there are between today and forever.-Rev. Uobert J. ICring WOmCll tO rClV, SI1C CllJ, Up0H flfty-ell and alxty baroneta whoae lturdctte. Ilnptlat, loe Angelea, T J T7 Ti t t. . vr . 1 1 1 elalma would not bear too cloae acru. Ertraragnne.-Tl.e majority ot A-yCU C rillKnam S V CgeUDlC V-OmpOUna. Uny- I iouim men with whom I hara luv.nl Tor example, an ambltlona and re - kmuainted in ti i tw..r. ..,. .Dtil Mm. riititnAii t Tour medicine la Indeed aa Meat woman'a tired bualneaa man named Smith may r livinv a., tnnnnii. i.., .... I meawine, and by far the beat I know to reaUire loat health, and atrength. I fll In m. .Lwl-rf ,..r. r th. T.."1 ' ''r 'cy l(r,d misery lor aeveral years, beliiir troubled wtlh roenorrhsffk M v back - i nnrin nur (H,tl Ti.flllll. I. Ill a M a tfrt I . .... 1 I I I i I - . . . eanntr anm. la ml. rriiirrl mviml T. . . . "7 " , uu uraring-uuwn pains sua xreqtienl licsdnc'lies. i oua often Z :f!mii. It Hmhli. J.? KT- U A' ,UUk"- M,rthoU,,t N,w wake from restful lleep, and In eueh pain thai I autfered for houre before 1 by eome extinct family of Smith, who Vork clty eoula go to ,,r.p ,,.,,. , drtM tuAmg nlgl.U aa much aa the weary daya. bad possessed a title. lie buys the , ...... . . Ioonaultrd two ditrnrent pl.vslolsns. hon nir ta s-et rllrf. but. fln.llns- tl.t property, quietly claims descent audi J" .' , . , their cnedlolne did not sorm to our me, I tried your VcLWtuliln Coiuiwiund eoolly assumes the title. In London ' , "'u,'r. ""u on the recommnndation of a frlund fnmi the Kant who was visiting me. such a course would probably be ex- ' ,r 0o,,ll" wore and more clearly I m glad that I followed her advice, for evrry ache and tislu la gone, noeed. but In the country neoola sr. w an 1.411-isuau uiauuue- n w whit una, mit my g.urai iirauit la miicli huproviMU 1 have a Hue tMaansnlclau Nor la , imimiiirW tallone are sulMUuUally one with appetlteandhavegalnedlnUe.il. My e.rnr.t s,lrl, U suffering sown la ' n nJrarv l PnlU Tw I Chri.t-It.v. W. F. l.alnlldg.. CW J n.r.ln-lnr. and to UUo I.yUU. lilMi.hlmm-aV.-p. It seems, contrary to English law. It sr,.ltlona,ut Nw York ,. ' table) Cohimiuh1. Miss Nxlub IIolmu, Mu No. DivUlou bu, liulTalo, m, Y. snn.sra slsa that man f th. tin... gregauonaiui, nvw lorn Lily. which enjoy long standing were as-1 The Bight to K list. No cldld has lrvn frnchu nMmnA i C ll I l r? sumed In eome tuej way. perhaps ecu- a right to eilst unleaa there U a pn.e- ' " .Jt v......v..i. uvwi a- uudi. turtee ago, and owe whatever validity pect of Its possessing a good Ixxllly they have to king use. A general scru- constitution, and being well rared for tiny of English tltlee might be a very by Its parents until capable of earning painful thing. Springfield (Mass.) Re-Ills livelihood. Ilev. J. I 8cudhr, publican. Sure Cure at Last. Montlcallo, Miss., Oct. 3 (Special) Lawrence county is in almost daily c Sr alV Kd; SablhM .t " h 1 helr J I " - fnn,,M;.n. iliuis... CongrgaUonaUst, Jeracy City, N. J. Itecreation. The physical, mental aud moral forces cannot always be on a strain. itecreation means to recreate, and when recuperated those! been found, and that cure is 1'ixlJ's Kidney Fills. Among those who have reason to bleee the Great American Kidney Item edy Is Mrs. L. K. BaKgett of this place. Mrs. Bagged had Diopsy. Dodd's Kid ney Fills cured her. respective functions. Itvv. Oeorge Hcholl, Dutch Iteformed. IlalUmore, Md. The Orthodox Hell. Neither tyrant nor fanatic ever conceived a more dia bolical scheme than that of the on ho-1 dox "hell." If the Bupreme Ilelng tor- $5000 SbvISt 'I wae troubled with my kidneys," turee uobellevere with unquenchable Mrs. Baggett save In recommemling Are, then Nero waa but a fevble Iml- Dodd" Kidney Fills to her friends, "my tator of Ilia. Rev. F. W. Taylor, I nl urine would hardly pass. The doctors rersallst, Brooklyn, N. Y. saia j. nsu wropsy. i nave taken .-,,,, r fir.. 'hrf.ti.nit. i. r ill- rr i J nni... ji . . i i . ... w ... iuuu -'unB7 ' ""-u.rw.wa sou su. tn,t d,ylnt ,,,,00,, of fril. w,,t.n B0W,,W .w,on,1:,.. makee a fully developed man with uouu .'ney rma cure ne am- ,l(wo ---,,.,., ...j who rnlII ,hat aeys. Cuied Kidneys strain mldn.-es of life la to live, from a mLa r.-j . 'r. . dlvlua Idoal, a practical Ufa of uaeful- zz: rfu-rzT.: : : won,i.-ii.v. T. a. ma treateet tonio the woild haa ever rwlw"""' ' known, Batan. Hatan la not a devil. He Is the God-sent adversary for trying and New York'a f.'lasslo t'lil.a. uia tfoae its strengtbeulng of a great moral nature. NVw York Ntni. la full nl rin..a n.t The old Jokes about the antiquity of chrlat'a temptation la natural and nor- towns of rlnsslc uoiiietii-lniur. 'I here tne oauet gin nave gone out of rah- nal. His experience la universal ex- must have been a wav. of nmeru. ion, and It is not likely that they wl.J perienoe. In thla lie was the gnal Roman lore when the rhrUtetilng of i reriveu ww uii iue uiwici use oe type of ua all. Ilev. N. M. Wa'ere, municipalities took place, with a by come so niucn iesa important man it Congregatlonallst, Brooklyn. N. Y. product of Aslnnlsin as a s.a.oi.lng. "m 1U" uow airie wuo ng- Tnl iupi)lnees. The ambition for There are such names as Home. Troy ore In contemporaneous musical pieces 1. .i, .,,1.,. n.it it 1. trm. Athena. Cairo. ftrracima litis. a ; are, as a rule too good-looklug to ad- quenii, fOPgotun that the term la a Bparta, Italy, r.-e. e, Kgypt Tyi. t . vu .u., .uojc w p ruUve one. Many degrees of It are Mowp'ile, Venice, Finrenee, Corinth. vu. v, u.. ..lu..o... .a,.uuk iii not .ttjimt,!, h, ,11, nor are they ea- rarma. Milan. Nnplee, Hector, Ovid, some 01 me comic opera cuomava la tor gputj felicity. True bapplneas con-1 Delhi, Delphi, Diana. I'arls. I'ompey Savanah, Ga., adds her testimonial to the value of Lydla E. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound. I)aun Mna. Pinkuau 1 " It always glrea ma pleasure to Qiul an article of real value and uiMiuentionfil merit I have found Lyillu r rinltlintir Vriretubln C0111 M1 well csli ulut.-.i to rillero and cure tlio various troutilos arlsliir rvm Irregular! Use ajul menstrual rial lis. " Mm h sufTe rln if ronld be spared If we oniy paiu umro aiteutlun to proper living end diet, hut aa long aa women lo not do thla, your Vrgt'tulilo Coiiiound has cuno to tlio front aa a true friend In need. I have been very pleawd Indeed with the relief It haa lirotitflit inc. I unci that I have perfect health now, and that my mind la also more clear and active since 1 used your Viire tuble) Compound, It haa been of great (client to ma, aud I gl'tdly recoiumeud It. vory aincereiy yours, Aiis iiie.va cnomir, 114 utst iiiariiou bavanuatt, ua.- Renucmbor that every woman ! conllully invited to wrlto to Mr, l'lnkuani If tlicm la anythliifr about lier cuso or ay nip toui alio duel not unileratund. Mr. I'lnkhum's udtlrcaa la Lynn, Mass. Her advlco la free, and 1 cheerfully glvoa to aujr oilUig woiuun wbo asks for It. OR PUT If ws miibo fnrikvtih r.rfi iti of llnl Wli.ri sad ilfoslsMs of lailliiKiuuli, uaa wlu yrm lto .biut. i.uln.nMa. A MOTHER'S PROrCSSORSIIIP. a aa Since It has become the fuahlun fui rich men to entlsw chain In uiilvcrnl ties, almost evury kind of profus.or ship haf become the recipient of auili attontlou. The ureatust of tUoui all, however, baa Imwu ovurlouked, nud still has only Ha tmtiirul endowment drawing Its salary In "love und affec tion," as the old dooiti suy. In fin ar ticle on tha women of America ' the Outlook telle ot one ocvtiiant of this worthy acudomlo cbulr, lu a book slore lu a little town In Wisconsin a stranger heard a woman (taking fur a book for children donllun with plu tit life, a copy of fCugoue fluid's "Love Bong! of Childhood," and a vertical writing book, tin c thing which to hr disappointment the store did not contain. "I do so want the things," alia suld, sadly. "1 live fifteen mllva out of town, and as my husband hud to coma lu to-day I arranged to come with him and get them for the children." I suppose they need them fur school t" said tha visitor. "For their lesson, at any rate," the woman corroded. "They don't go to school. We live too tar away for them to walk, and the horses cannot be epared to lake them back and forth every day, I teach tbein myself, "You dor "Yee, I feel that I em perfectly capable. I was a tescher before my marriage, and had the regular normal training." Hut how do you find thus?" It Isn't alwaye easy. A farmer's wife my huahand Is a farmer- la i busy person. But my children must have acboolltig. I am glud I am able to give It to them." Her two little girls were seven and nine yeara old, respectively. "They are quite absorbed In nature study Just now," she said, "and I did so want a book about plant-llfet" The stranger, who waa waiting for a train, volunteered to send the books on from MlnnenpoHs, and the cIT't waa gratefully accepted. Then the mother told more about her little school. ."We have half of our lessons In the morning," she ssld. "after the break fast la over, aud the iioure In order and the little girls have washed the dlshea. After dlnuer at noon-we have the other half. I do not keep a servant, so, besides teaching the chil dren to read and write, I must ,olo teach them to be my helpers altout the house. You eee," ahe concluded, with a smile, "I am obliged to be a 'pro- feasor of things ln-general.' " ; aht Janata a fceeean. Not long aito, while a case wii ba in heard before the Supreme Court of Germany at Ureelau. one of the Witnesses umde a remark which die pleased the presiding Judge and be e claimed angrily v v'; ' "You are an Impertinent fellow aha I've a greet mind to punish yon.' "You have no right to use eucb liinguiiKO to me," replied the witness, "for I'm just as good as you are, and If yon weren't oil the beuth I'd teach you r lesson for Ineulluig me In this manner." . . Kurnged at being publicly affronted, the jmli atnpped tha proceed Inge at once and sentenced the offensive wit ties to three dny Imprisonment for contempt of court. "I'aidoii me," enld the Incorrigible witness, "but. If you know anything of law, you must know that you can not sentence me unless you obtaUl the consent of the other Judgea," " Thla was true, aud the Judge bur rlvd off to get his colleagues consent In half an hour, however, he returned and coldly Informed the mulling wit ness that bis colleagues did not agree with him and that consequently ne need not consider himself under ar rest . . For forlv year's I'lso's Cure for Con. sumption liss mired ooiiKhs aud oolua. Al oruggisis. rnee aoogms. Mo t'onvoiileol. Mrs. Urban Hew you must enjoy lie. In In the country. 1 supposs yuil can gut all the frk fruit and vegetable you want. Mrs. Annex Oh. res. Hueli a nlcs pad dler comes out from tlis city litres times I week. Brooklyn 1,1 fa. CASTOR I A J7or Infanta and Children. The Kind You Hare Always Bought Ayers Bears the Slguature r-f lilt SIOUX MOIIItR-IN-lAW. 2 f - , Whersfore. Mrs. Dlx (who has been abroad) la young (iotrox still paying attention to your dniiKhtcrl Mrs. Jlix )h, no; that Is a thing of the pnstt Mrs. Dlx What waa the trouble Mrs. Ulx They were married last month. . lure naoii9 ruuvuiinai wnu, a. Vtf ros run. mtcuiak) Illaerles of Wealth. Binds- There Is a man who can afford t hna hla oren o.il on a tlfly-dullsr bsll rurk, liKtend of suspeuding it frou a osii in th. wall. Winks Mow do you know 1 Hiuks Ilia orercost is humpbacked. LyaUa K. riakUaui Mwi. 0., ljum. urn reason mora iniereaung. A fair member of one organisation Is 'the daogther of another. Mother nat urslly occupies a somewhat luconxpic uoua position In the line. Daughter, on the other baud, la right down In front In the beauty row. She la only II), slste In acquisition and not In posses- I Hon, Talmyra, ralermo, Mnrathon. slon. Rev. A. II. Htudebaker, Kplso I Mycenae, Nnpoll, Mueveb, llabylon, pallan, Baltimore, Md. I Ilomulus, Hlloam, Nuiyriia, L'tlca, Mr Modern Bclence.-There are a great ,,o"10r. Llicr. lc- many wbo fear to let their inlnda run Wolbera will II nil Mra. Wlnalnw'a Boolhlna out In the dlrei'tlon of modern science lsyruil' li remanr Uiuaaiw UaUrstaUdrsa ber relative In the company 1. no! com. upon a stumbling blmk I- -Mng A .a M .. th relation .mresta. to faith. I feel sure that the largest In another eomnanv tha mother of f Ood will be amplified III the en. of the principal, la in the chorus. P- -"'. ,;-trZTr' in a tueatrtcai troupe mat piayen nere '""' . -"I wild land ami tunieil it into a farm? Illuks Heredity, -Rpsnkiug of bsrsillty, do you last winter the wife of the leading man used to be the principal lady super. TOPK ifhi bouui rorwalk. tonn. Winks Y.a: h wss Hi. iuveutor of s I-evels of Truth. Tnitli has viirvlna very effsctlvs stump imller, lev.Ia nf r.ollltloil Ilk. saei.nillli ir JllllkS Just SO. all. US SCO IS S atepav-each one equally needful and "r aucces.rui quist. In II. hi... .n,l M....h I ""1" f", " "'. RTiraoaOiiio fiTTiir Tuiciai. I lna uo to hlirher reaches of knowledim. I l.c, a i im ntv. I K.tnr. Ii.ar. tt. own l.allmnii. In 1 nira Mm mil H I isature Dears ua own tesiimony to r .. ..,. ., eternni trutu, ana tnrougn nature wei o .ooimk iu.in-.ain in.i ny oi iie,i, ( are led to nature's end. Ilev. A. A. Itosa, Chrlstlau Scientist, Denver, Col ty an, I Hi. i. alm.aaiit, and lliat aalil arm old Ml Ihs sum of (INK III NUI1I.II llllt.t.AKM f,.r mmrh sntt sverveaa. nf I'atashH that r.nnut k. eursd by tha uaaof llu r,T,uiui i nn. ritAnn j. i n r.jv r,T. Spiritual Worth. Your fiionda may rl.iior vnn .n,1 I. II .on von .r. fl. I "worn in nenire ms ami anioerliwa In mjr uatiarr you ana leu you you are nno I prawn o, thlstita dsjr ot i.,-.inh.r, A . r., inntl. n. oi'.Anun, Nul.ry Public Columbus, Ohio. May , 1903. n Doble n'1 Yow dmlrcr I SSAL j heychanKedmcd. n0t take thwio noisy voices to be the 0,th " ,,i:VL;yji',!,.V!',,J.,'?- nothing they pre. vol;e of ,, worUli N ev,r, , bf to" luMo' 0l ly kneeanZlbov; every home, every community, every "' rswift Mils are the bsat, 81x yeara ago I had a severe attack of nf W roa are auccossf ul. But you .-n . tnM J u. J.... T l-:.l -wl f L .w.. !,., ,. 1,l. !" 'oraiamou thSj an d the doctors l lis not to be found there. We must seiaiiireeiiy on in- i.Uwi .mi u,u,k. uri.c. oaa 01a me no gooa. x ncy ci icines every week and nothi acrtoed seemed to Help me. ran thanaeof 8.S. S. Mvk r. ,1 . I n.Hn hfll If. nlllitiat. Illiltr. 1o llt fulthS not ciotn when twlen Brook lyn, N. Y. A rod ooened. I was so bad that I could not ... ..... .. . t , the northern part of HH.erla states that move knee or foot I waagettintrdiscour- "eciaion. ieiaion ot cnaiacier is ne folllli ln lllIt of , KorilK aged, you way be aure, when I began S. 8. Prime element or Buccess. it la in- illt , ,,,.turo 0f Mayor Dlx cut out of B.,outaaiaawttwaaneipingtnelcontin- uispensamo in an departments or ia- a COj,r 0f Harper's Magnzlne. 'Hie ed it, and to-day I am a sound well man bor. An undeilded man accomplishes Mnyor'a picture was eulhroiied on a Sr"?!. Datblnt- Pr"'P' "" ha wo.!,.,, .i.rlno, and adoml by the 3 tbto iwaSVRh W""levT Koro" "' ' " their house. everything else had failed. I have rcc- w"y "P1"1"'" " D"cn communi- B0(i delty. commended It to others with good re- CBUMl M mBDt uo1 iway renaons This Is probably tho most extremo suits. ' R. H. CHAMIAM. witn mm rrom pnncipiea wnicn are ease on record of veneration for a mag. IJ3S Mt Vernon Ave. universally recognized and applied In I szlno piige. ut fifty years ago ln Oils TheolsM.!IfUth.tv1,,rtt,.ln. "ie nalur' wor1" U0T' nip- country It was not uncommon to find fUmmationandMinareabsoriiedintothe on- Pt. HUladelpWa, I'a. a single co blood and Rbenmstism can never be con quered till these are neutralized and til-1 ' Heal Trimming: tiered out of the blood and system. 8.8.8. The Chicago mun was about to start It Is one of the oldest customs of the Hioux Indians that the sou In law! shall nut look upon the face of blij tuotuar 111 law, or communicate with her any more than Is absolutely neo taaary. This custom Is probsbly th otHgrowth of family brawla arlsl-ig from thetr crude way of living, hud dled together ia huts aud tepees. At all events, the plan seems to work well. When, In case of sickness, or by In- vltatlou from her daughter, the uioth-er-ln-law rlslta the family of her son- lulaw, a partition la usually made lu the hut or teviee by means of a blanket, behind which the inotiier-lu-Inw retiree wheuever the aon-ln law approachee the honie. u the case of John Night Pipe, a young bridegroom living ui Ten M WMtM)i To be urc, you are crowlnj old. But why let everybody seo It, in your gray hair? Keep your hair dark and rich and postpone ace. If you will Jfiairigor only use Ayer's Hair Vigor, your eray hair will soon have all . the deep, rich color of youth. Sold for CO years, .f sie eaw a ynnis. .ns f hava I S lhlrl.,l,..' hm or I. . ! olilrh II a I wt,nAr f e.arr wh. It, AiHirt. I sraf kalr In II, ail du. i ii.i'i Hair Virr " I Mas. II. H. Dtsiia, liMilda, Ml on. I I ft M s hoflla. .t svsaiw., Atllli'WMIia. ytff frt'l, M.a, White Hair J'rofr.lnal Heoreta. Lawyers are Mien who work with a will; At least, so the doctors say. But the Iswyer'a Work doesn't begin un til The doctor has paved tha way. y - r ' 111 To Break la New Shoes. Always shak. In Allen's root Caa. s w4.r, llnuiva tool, aw.sUlia, s.-hliis. wollu fact, rima sortts, lur.,wlus naila and hunicna. Al sll anipiriata and hm stores, Iw.n'l aee.f4 snynliUlllul. Camel. mailrt KKIX A4'lraal Aliau I. UluiaU.1, U Hoy, N. Y. A llnpele t'a.o, "Has Oeorg. ever hinted that bt bis Iboujftit of you 11 possible wife I" sak ed the auiious mother. "No," rsplied the fair girl, with a far away look in her eyes, "slid I'm afraid he uevsr will." "Why," salJ the mother, "I thought , "Merer mind what you thouxlit, mam ma, dear,'' Interrupted the daucht.r. "Only Isst nlrht lis roinplsined of fesl lug aresry, and It wsan't V o'clnk." OMIiUON rKJItrtANO ST. HELEN'S HALL a f.iRi.n ai-iiooi. or Tim ntiiitrT I l.seaoi.ri.il Ur-I . Ie.tln. buiid tm iUlpiueul ll.a tat. Sand lot cat-al,-su.. Tarm 0vnai Krl mlr A, UU4 fosltlons Guaranteed. f..(0, fnrfall plared villi a National Hank to aL guo4 any l.llur. in our tart. braat.oi ty nail, piartlraily lio, Writ tixlay lor caulof. Ilcutcl Uunincsa College, TACOMA, WASH Taking Him al Ilia Word. "I didn't do It, your honor." "tint two wltiicssei here aay they saw you pick hla pocket." "I'll tell you how it was. judge. We Horn's camp on the reserve, the lu were ou tlio car coming boms from the visible mother In law was a source of racea. I remarked that I woudered xreat disturbance. Although he never where I waa going to get the price of beheld her person, Uie sound of her a nlght'a lodging aud this gentleman scolding voice easily penetrated the replied: 'You cau search me.' Well, blanket wall. John moils several I Lurched hi in. Nothing wrong In taking a man at hla word, ta there?" Kansas City Journal. Ml riTO raraiananuy liarao. Italia or iMrmuanaal 1119 anar Snill.r'aua.iriir Klln.'aUrMI Ham aaalof.f. S.1,4 n.r rre.es Irlalbmlla.nd uwl. tt,U.U. kUM.UU .BV An HI.. l'tolUa.libUH Cuna.snd l.tlcct. "Now, tlmt is what 1 like to eee." observed the rural merchant to the proprietor of the great department store. "All your clerks are full of vim and energy, "Yei." replied the proprietor with a snrcnatlc smile. "We close at noou to- fruitless efforts ta dislodge hla mother. In-law, and send her to ber home on tin other part of the reserve, bnt without avail. He Anally decided to appeal to the Indian agent for relief. Thla ta his letter: 'My Dear Kospectabli friend I hive a few words to aay to you, and they are that 1 am sorry to myself. It Is an old woman tlmt makes me very sorry every dny became ahe talks with bad. bad words always to me, and never geta rested with her tongue, laud I bate thla kind of bus Incus, tho bad words, I mean, holding them al ways with her tongue that way ,i ... . . 1 vw. 1, juu win .eiiuiiiE your no day and the, are getting read, to go llc,m,'t0 h ,, W0IB," 0 ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Muet Bear Slgnatura of 5m Fbc-SIriIIs Wrsppsr Dolow. copy of a mngfixlue being rend by fifteen or twenty families every month, and regarded by all as an In fallible authority. It la said that when the Kliuh of aoea directly into the circulation and at- for Bt Louis, .ner ' Kngland levora. year. condition. It conUlna no potash, alkali or a.ai 4 WBnl 10 ,UM ,n it wns one of hla chief delights to outer strong mln- Tike.' " buy a dozen tnngnr.Incs and "read the erala, but la juar- Oh, you don t have to get youraelf pictures." As there are only about anteed entirely In trim," replied the St. Louie man; 8.000 people In Persia who can rend vegetable. ,Write -you'll get trimmed enough when you and write, hti amusement at the hum- us snd our phyih get there." wiaiia. will UVira it. . It ' When a girl has a girl visitor with OurCkonRhu; 8,1 klno" of M cMhm- tlie t)UlmU nut ism aent free, ber of magazines is not surprising. Woman's Home Companion. Tin barbers In Cuba lutlier thslr pit- on the main street begins curlier, and! roni with their hands, from a bowl mads Tta twlfl 8pclfl0 Compiny, Atlanta, Gg. covers a moro circuitous route. to flt under the chin, used. brush ia not llta rwrrri'n 1 Vaa-y sasall mmA as ssay te take as sagas. IFOR HEADACHE. FOR DIMNESS. rOR IILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION M UMiatJirtBI HUBTIuWlb.MATUM, liT? I uraly TataMvkW& CURE SICK HCADACHK. T1 Lf alL W J 1 1 1 j"l 7 1 T" l'Ae'r..syM.MM"Va. uata wstai All nil r ail a. M Ouuah lyruu. Taataa Uoua, usa In lliria. S,,fil hr dru.tfl.u. iaM-BMMMwvrrr- 2E camp, I will be your truly friend with a good heart, air, and we will living happy again. Now this li all and this la me. "Your acquaintance friend, "mii, John NiaiiT nrE." The letter proved effective. The dis turbing moLher-ln-law waa sent to her home In Ulnck Moon's camp, and tho young people were left lu possession of an undivided teepce. The atory, which comei direct from an Indian agoncy In Dakota, prove that the mother-in-law joke la not wholly the fabrication ot the comic paper. He llnd Foil It. Singleton Did you ever feel thnt you were an Insignificant atom in the great plan of the universe that you wiro really unnecessary, to to speak? Weddei'ly ou bet 1 have and I never felt it more strongly than I did Inst night when I got homo unit found my wlfo (llscnsNlng the fntdilons with a couple of her women frlenda. Very Helpful, flam-Ainnuun, nun young man Hiiys he loves me 10 much lie will even gut down on his knees after we are mnrrlvd. ' Mother Gracious! I gnena ho men in he la going to do the scrubbing. You better have hliul 1'hysleul rinpport. Buubruttu Yes, 1 liiun snys be used to itipporl Miss Veruo lu "Itomco and Juliette." Coinvdlttu Ho'i right. They hnd inch a flimsy bnlcony a aupe had to atand behind nnd hold It up. At the Concert, Idn How did your Lncle Illrum eu Joy the cIhshIcuI program? May Not at nil. Why, I woro out a aboe prompting hlui whou to applaud. For Cupboard Corner St. Jacobs Oil StnlK. ttT. Mr. I It beMt Iaukahu4 rajntsmij far Rheumatism Neuralgia Spralna Lumbaijo Bruiaaa BacHache Soreneii Sciatica StifTneaa Prlc. t5o lad 50o. pkit-'iia that TiJt. Heal ta'ranlie-l .Ian lar l .muahl Ir.m i.lr. a, lnrli. ihi r liu ie-1. lll riilt ai.nflanl arrmis Imn pin. I Inch. t?a, p.i .'- irri. .11 ! 111 i,!.ra .,! salvanlMa pirn .1 Uml aB.raM lola. w.kmI b'i.,1. e.,.ciiy on. irf.i mt lutnitl. I itulr, te.tlier .it, ranv.. t.illt,.. Ii'. ar,4 t,arlna at wh(.lv.. n prh. Wrli. u lor jrotir ..nia In in. ntaA-liinrr tin. Irritation Hani . irlalir kclsrawa Maclilnoiy C... Pwi- IokI, Or.fMi. Dr. C. Gee Wo TONDERFUL HOMH TREATMENT. nrtdofftH I'hl. diM ltaT C14 frvl Imm a,ua h turHI rexN wiihotll tter U'tl lllt f m UP hi di. 14 l ute m.ik llirsa VSttltftli i hi- hn, IvstMs), eU.is lm ft.t.4 vwtftit ih4i r nuratir i .! o ntenl Iraki ihimm bmnitM tvinwdhM Ot a famoiM dot fefMiwt ib ftrt. ot t.f m 4'le-rwni ra- Wl "Bit b aurreMnait7 Mw l d tirwl JtMeaaM. It untMiea wo rur MttsWtt, ftaikv . Ht". Utrt, rli mat torn, nwt t r4 a iieu, umarh, llvta. k imr. (& , hM h.u-df.l at tavllniMlft:. t'hrt mlrrale. t av. 'd) b'm. t'Mttii uul r tUa rtir wr:l ta hltikiMtriit-ult. fen4 tewtiMs IV.NAt'U I All UN MKtfc. iMtkhM &1 The C Qu Wo CMno M Jlcine Co. ill AMar !.. ISIU-J. Or. ee-M..i.M a.,. j P. N. U. N.. 41-1904 WUKN writing taakd.artlavrsplMsel B.BU.B this lMp.r. I RUSSELL, "CYCLOINU" iirsiaiNR Write for Catalogue and Prices THE A. H. AVERILL MACHINERY CO. PORTLAND, OREGON. DID'NT HURT A IS WHAT Ttll-Y SAY Wsean aiuart ena or all rour tos h with ou hurUns a Ml. and pui fu aaw kath ta. am day It ;,,u dailrs. Our ajratem ot nwn an t brUia erk I laipls, uuiekaad tmulsas. . aav.ntfHin v.sra'aviv rl.ttM in ..i.i. w i , " 1,1 ?"r nmuin ntiiui, ... k.t. weiiuirt aswsll aa you. ipsa svsnlura till! aundara from I I'Bona Main BIT luriably. mtto I Cmml i WISE BROS.. Dentist !owuFii"wi..wa'..i.ii."i'; a-rivy., urtllllMi. lOK I LAND, OKUUON 1 f artld by lull.l V0Mn wrlUJu'SLVS'S;, who 1. t r will advlas wbora obialuab.s.