JltrHumors
aire Impure matter which th ikta.
Uyw, kidney and other organs mi
tot take mm of without help, then U
uoh an accumulation of them.
Thay Utter the whole tyitnm.
Pimplee, bolli, ecsema and other
rnptloua, low of appetite, tiiat tired
feeling, bllloui turm, flu of Indlgri
Hood's Sarsaparllla
and Pills
The Body. -We are not bothering
about what kind of a body We are to
tion, dull headaohoi and many other bT ,ftl'r th w"wctlon, but about
b.ni.i . .i. K.m kind of body we have now.-ttev.
. " . .f tT ,.,.,..., .. I,....,.. . I
. ... tiviyvi uiau, iwyuih) ivw 1WI
City.
Americanism. True American taut
means ludlvldualieui, and to be truly
patriotic we must uiake the uioit of I
BemoT all humors, overcome all ourselves, morally, Intellectually aud
their effect!, strengthen, touo aud n'lrltually, Iter. T. S. I.eland, Moth-
Invigorate the whole system. w. ,
M ... . . 10 "n image. The greatest Honor
I bad ealt rheum on my handi to that X In.,,. . ,. ,. ... ,.,. ...I
eould not wbr. I took Hood'i Saraaparllla ,. ni..... .,,,1 h. r.f.-.
Sd.!iT?.!L! Lr-,,":U.? u to Uod U to make God In
aii uej evm viMUuranu, ' eiHi
U4 0. Baows, Kumford Falli, Me,
Hoat'a aroaparllla promleea ta
lira and keepe the promle
iiihu'i Imige. Hev. V. V, Farriugtou, I
Hiiptlat, rittiburg, ra.
The Itight Way. Moat of ua know
very well tlie way In wblch we eliould
go, and our moral perceptions of truth
are quite at clear ae can be etpreaaed
In any aormon. Iter. K. A. Mauley, I
I Miss Nellie Holmes, treasurer of theV
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!
Title of Doabtful Origin.
Continental titlea lave of Uio high
Ut Bnrf h v. Kju.it virtu.'.! with .ua
plclon In thli country, but those of "Ptlet, Cleveland. Ohio.
Kngland bave been accepted with al- Church Ilcneflls Mauklud. The
tnoet ae Implicit faith at linnk of khurch tends to lift men up and give
Kngland notea Inspire. Yet the her- "' material prosperity. The moralliy
aide college lately made tlio remark- IUl,ulet "T P'Ult puta men In
abla asaertlon that many pcmoiia are way or ouaiuee euceeaie. iter.
- , ... ..... II II I'vL.p TU.i.li.1 li....
there are uiln titlea to which tlicy Alwaye the 8ame.-The tmth doei lOUnff VVOmanS I CmDCranCC ASSOCiatlOn
h V A nnt AfltHlitltthful f h I r nlnlm an.l I rwvt li,nm U la fht.mal mnA I - I - - .
" " -..... v.r.H.i pim imiHull- I 11 I I 1 rT A r . 1 1 11 T
probably could not bring any aatlnfnc- ble. The teachlngi of Jeeua do not 01 iJUliaiO, IN. I .. StrOIKTlV aUVlSCS ZLll SUI-
tory proofa. And the editor of lknla change; Uiey are the eame yeeierday. . I I 11
Peerage admlta that there are between today and forever.-Rev. Uobert J. ICring WOmCll tO rClV, SI1C CllJ, Up0H
flfty-ell and alxty baroneta whoae lturdctte. Ilnptlat, loe Angelea, T J T7 Ti t t. . vr . 1 1 1
elalma would not bear too cloae acru. Ertraragnne.-Tl.e majority ot A-yCU C rillKnam S V CgeUDlC V-OmpOUna.
Uny- I iouim men with whom I hara luv.nl
Tor example, an ambltlona and re - kmuainted in ti i tw..r. ..,. .Dtil Mm. riititnAii t Tour medicine la Indeed aa Meat woman'a
tired bualneaa man named Smith may r livinv a., tnnnnii. i.., .... I meawine, and by far the beat I know to reaUire loat health, and atrength. I
fll In m. .Lwl-rf ,..r. r th. T.."1 ' ''r 'cy l(r,d misery lor aeveral years, beliiir troubled wtlh roenorrhsffk M v back
- i nnrin nur (H,tl Ti.flllll. I. Ill a M a tfrt I . .... 1 I I I i I - . . .
eanntr anm. la ml. rriiirrl mviml T. . . . "7 " , uu uraring-uuwn pains sua xreqtienl licsdnc'lies. i oua often
Z :f!mii. It Hmhli. J.? KT- U A' ,UUk"- M,rthoU,,t N,w wake from restful lleep, and In eueh pain thai I autfered for houre before 1
by eome extinct family of Smith, who Vork clty eoula go to ,,r.p ,,.,,. , drtM tuAmg nlgl.U aa much aa the weary daya.
bad possessed a title. lie buys the , ...... . . Ioonaultrd two ditrnrent pl.vslolsns. hon nir ta s-et rllrf. but. fln.llns- tl.t
property, quietly claims descent audi J" .' , . , their cnedlolne did not sorm to our me, I tried your VcLWtuliln Coiuiwiund
eoolly assumes the title. In London ' , "'u,'r. ""u on the recommnndation of a frlund fnmi the Kant who was visiting me.
such a course would probably be ex- ' ,r 0o,,ll" wore and more clearly I m glad that I followed her advice, for evrry ache and tislu la gone,
noeed. but In the country neoola sr. w an 1.411-isuau uiauuue- n w whit una, mit my g.urai iirauit la miicli huproviMU 1 have a Hue
tMaansnlclau Nor la , imimiiirW tallone are sulMUuUally one with appetlteandhavegalnedlnUe.il. My e.rnr.t s,lrl, U suffering sown la
' n nJrarv l PnlU Tw I Chri.t-It.v. W. F. l.alnlldg.. CW J n.r.ln-lnr. and to UUo I.yUU. lilMi.hlmm-aV.-p.
It seems, contrary to English law. It sr,.ltlona,ut Nw York ,. ' table) Cohimiuh1. Miss Nxlub IIolmu, Mu No. DivUlou bu, liulTalo, m, Y.
snn.sra slsa that man f th. tin... gregauonaiui, nvw lorn Lily.
which enjoy long standing were as-1 The Bight to K list. No cldld has lrvn frnchu nMmnA i C ll I l r?
sumed In eome tuej way. perhaps ecu- a right to eilst unleaa there U a pn.e- ' " .Jt v......v..i. uvwi a- uudi.
turtee ago, and owe whatever validity pect of Its possessing a good Ixxllly
they have to king use. A general scru- constitution, and being well rared for
tiny of English tltlee might be a very by Its parents until capable of earning
painful thing. Springfield (Mass.) Re-Ills livelihood. Ilev. J. I 8cudhr,
publican.
Sure Cure at Last.
Montlcallo, Miss., Oct. 3 (Special)
Lawrence county is in almost daily
c Sr alV Kd; SablhM .t " h 1 helr
J I " - fnn,,M;.n. iliuis...
CongrgaUonaUst, Jeracy City, N. J.
Itecreation. The physical, mental
aud moral forces cannot always be
on a strain. itecreation means to
recreate, and when recuperated those!
been found, and that cure is 1'ixlJ's
Kidney Fills.
Among those who have reason to
bleee the Great American Kidney Item
edy Is Mrs. L. K. BaKgett of this place.
Mrs. Bagged had Diopsy. Dodd's Kid
ney Fills cured her.
respective functions. Itvv. Oeorge
Hcholl, Dutch Iteformed. IlalUmore,
Md.
The Orthodox Hell. Neither tyrant
nor fanatic ever conceived a more dia
bolical scheme than that of the on ho-1
dox "hell." If the Bupreme Ilelng tor-
$5000
SbvISt
'I wae troubled with my kidneys," turee uobellevere with unquenchable
Mrs. Baggett save In recommemling Are, then Nero waa but a fevble Iml-
Dodd" Kidney Fills to her friends, "my tator of Ilia. Rev. F. W. Taylor, I nl
urine would hardly pass. The doctors rersallst, Brooklyn, N. Y.
saia j. nsu wropsy. i nave taken .-,,,, r fir.. 'hrf.ti.nit. i.
r ill- rr i J nni... ji . . i i . ... w ...
iuuu -'unB7 ' ""-u.rw.wa sou su. tn,t d,ylnt ,,,,00,, of fril. w,,t.n
B0W,,W .w,on,1:,.. makee a fully developed man with
uouu .'ney rma cure ne am- ,l(wo ---,,.,., ...j who rnlII ,hat
aeys. Cuied Kidneys strain mldn.-es of life la to live, from a
mLa r.-j . 'r. . dlvlua Idoal, a practical Ufa of uaeful-
zz: rfu-rzT.: : : won,i.-ii.v. T. a. ma
treateet tonio the woild haa ever rwlw"""' '
known, Batan. Hatan la not a devil. He Is
the God-sent adversary for trying and New York'a f.'lasslo t'lil.a.
uia tfoae its strengtbeulng of a great moral nature. NVw York Ntni. la full nl rin..a n.t
The old Jokes about the antiquity of chrlat'a temptation la natural and nor- towns of rlnsslc uoiiietii-lniur. 'I here
tne oauet gin nave gone out of rah- nal. His experience la universal ex- must have been a wav. of nmeru.
ion, and It is not likely that they wl.J perienoe. In thla lie was the gnal Roman lore when the rhrUtetilng of
i reriveu ww uii iue uiwici use oe type of ua all. Ilev. N. M. Wa'ere, municipalities took place, with a by
come so niucn iesa important man it Congregatlonallst, Brooklyn. N. Y. product of Aslnnlsin as a s.a.oi.lng.
"m 1U" uow airie wuo ng- Tnl iupi)lnees. The ambition for There are such names as Home. Troy
ore In contemporaneous musical pieces 1. .i, .,,1.,. n.it it 1. trm. Athena. Cairo. ftrracima litis. a
; are, as a rule too good-looklug to ad- quenii, fOPgotun that the term la a Bparta, Italy, r.-e. e, Kgypt Tyi.
t . vu .u., .uojc w p ruUve one. Many degrees of It are Mowp'ile, Venice, Finrenee, Corinth.
vu. v, u.. ..lu..o... .a,.uuk iii not .ttjimt,!, h, ,11, nor are they ea- rarma. Milan. Nnplee, Hector, Ovid,
some 01 me comic opera cuomava la tor gputj felicity. True bapplneas con-1 Delhi, Delphi, Diana. I'arls. I'ompey
Savanah, Ga., adds her testimonial to the value
of Lydla E. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound.
I)aun Mna. Pinkuau 1 " It always glrea
ma pleasure to Qiul an article of real value
and uiMiuentionfil merit I have found
Lyillu r rinltlintir Vriretubln C0111
M1 well csli ulut.-.i to rillero and cure
tlio various troutilos arlsliir rvm Irregular!
Use ajul menstrual rial lis.
" Mm h sufTe rln if ronld be spared If we
oniy paiu umro aiteutlun to proper living end
diet, hut aa long aa women lo not do thla,
your Vrgt'tulilo Coiiiound has cuno to
tlio front aa a true friend In need. I have
been very pleawd Indeed with the relief It
haa lirotitflit inc. I unci that I have perfect
health now, and that my mind la also more
clear and active since 1 used your Viire
tuble) Compound, It haa been of great
(client to ma, aud I gl'tdly recoiumeud It.
vory aincereiy yours, Aiis iiie.va cnomir,
114 utst iiiariiou bavanuatt, ua.-
Renucmbor that every woman ! conllully invited to wrlto to
Mr, l'lnkuani If tlicm la anythliifr about lier cuso or ay nip toui
alio duel not unileratund. Mr. I'lnkhum's udtlrcaa la Lynn, Mass.
Her advlco la free, and 1 cheerfully glvoa to aujr oilUig woiuun
wbo asks for It.
OR PUT If ws miibo fnrikvtih r.rfi iti of llnl Wli.ri sad ilfoslsMs of
lailliiKiuuli, uaa wlu yrm lto .biut. i.uln.nMa.
A MOTHER'S PROrCSSORSIIIP.
a aa
Since It has become the fuahlun fui
rich men to entlsw chain In uiilvcrnl
ties, almost evury kind of profus.or
ship haf become the recipient of auili
attontlou. The ureatust of tUoui all,
however, baa Imwu ovurlouked, nud
still has only Ha tmtiirul endowment
drawing Its salary In "love und affec
tion," as the old dooiti suy. In fin ar
ticle on tha women of America ' the
Outlook telle ot one ocvtiiant of this
worthy acudomlo cbulr,
lu a book slore lu a little town In
Wisconsin a stranger heard a woman
(taking fur a book for children donllun
with plu tit life, a copy of fCugoue
fluid's "Love Bong! of Childhood,"
and a vertical writing book, tin c
thing which to hr disappointment
the store did not contain.
"I do so want the things," alia suld,
sadly. "1 live fifteen mllva out of
town, and as my husband hud to coma
lu to-day I arranged to come with him
and get them for the children."
I suppose they need them fur
school t" said tha visitor.
"For their lesson, at any rate," the
woman corroded. "They don't go to
school. We live too tar away for
them to walk, and the horses cannot
be epared to lake them back and forth
every day, I teach tbein myself,
"You dor
"Yee, I feel that I em perfectly
capable. I was a tescher before my
marriage, and had the regular normal
training."
Hut how do you find thus?"
It Isn't alwaye easy. A farmer's
wife my huahand Is a farmer- la i
busy person. But my children must
have acboolltig. I am glud I am able
to give It to them."
Her two little girls were seven and
nine yeara old, respectively. "They
are quite absorbed In nature study
Just now," she said, "and I did so
want a book about plant-llfet"
The stranger, who waa waiting for
a train, volunteered to send the books
on from MlnnenpoHs, and the cIT't
waa gratefully accepted. Then the
mother told more about her little
school.
."We have half of our lessons In the
morning," she ssld. "after the break
fast la over, aud the iioure In order
and the little girls have washed the
dlshea. After dlnuer at noon-we
have the other half. I do not keep a
servant, so, besides teaching the chil
dren to read and write, I must ,olo
teach them to be my helpers altout the
house. You eee," ahe concluded, with
a smile, "I am obliged to be a 'pro-
feasor of things ln-general.' "
; aht Janata a fceeean.
Not long aito, while a case wii ba
in heard before the Supreme Court
of Germany at Ureelau. one of the
Witnesses umde a remark which die
pleased the presiding Judge and be e
claimed angrily v v'; '
"You are an Impertinent fellow aha
I've a greet mind to punish yon.'
"You have no right to use eucb
liinguiiKO to me," replied the witness,
"for I'm just as good as you are, and
If yon weren't oil the beuth I'd teach
you r lesson for Ineulluig me In this
manner." . .
Kurnged at being publicly affronted,
the jmli atnpped tha proceed Inge at
once and sentenced the offensive wit
ties to three dny Imprisonment for
contempt of court.
"I'aidoii me," enld the Incorrigible
witness, "but. If you know anything
of law, you must know that you can
not sentence me unless you obtaUl the
consent of the other Judgea," "
Thla was true, aud the Judge bur
rlvd off to get his colleagues consent
In half an hour, however, he returned
and coldly Informed the mulling wit
ness that bis colleagues did not agree
with him and that consequently ne
need not consider himself under ar
rest . .
For forlv year's I'lso's Cure for Con.
sumption liss mired ooiiKhs aud oolua. Al
oruggisis. rnee aoogms.
Mo t'onvoiileol.
Mrs. Urban Hew you must enjoy lie.
In In the country. 1 supposs yuil can
gut all the frk fruit and vegetable you
want.
Mrs. Annex Oh. res. Hueli a nlcs pad
dler comes out from tlis city litres times
I week. Brooklyn 1,1 fa.
CASTOR I A
J7or Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
Ayers
Bears the
Slguature
r-f
lilt SIOUX MOIIItR-IN-lAW. 2
f - ,
Whersfore.
Mrs. Dlx (who has been abroad) la
young (iotrox still paying attention to
your dniiKhtcrl
Mrs. Jlix )h, no; that Is a thing of
the pnstt
Mrs. Dlx What waa the trouble
Mrs. Ulx They were married last
month.
. lure naoii9 ruuvuiinai wnu,
a. Vtf ros run. mtcuiak)
Illaerles of Wealth.
Binds- There Is a man who can afford
t hna hla oren o.il on a tlfly-dullsr bsll
rurk, liKtend of suspeuding it frou a osii
in th. wall.
Winks Mow do you know 1
Hiuks Ilia orercost is humpbacked.
LyaUa K. riakUaui Mwi. 0., ljum.
urn reason mora iniereaung.
A fair member of one organisation Is
'the daogther of another. Mother nat
urslly occupies a somewhat luconxpic
uoua position In the line. Daughter, on
the other baud, la right down In front
In the beauty row. She la only II),
slste In acquisition and not In posses- I Hon, Talmyra, ralermo, Mnrathon.
slon. Rev. A. II. Htudebaker, Kplso I Mycenae, Nnpoll, Mueveb, llabylon,
pallan, Baltimore, Md. I Ilomulus, Hlloam, Nuiyriia, L'tlca, Mr
Modern Bclence.-There are a great ,,o"10r. Llicr. lc-
many wbo fear to let their inlnda run
Wolbera will II nil Mra. Wlnalnw'a Boolhlna
out In the dlrei'tlon of modern science lsyruil' li remanr Uiuaaiw UaUrstaUdrsa
ber relative In the company 1. no! com. upon a stumbling blmk I- -Mng
A
.a M .. th relation .mresta. to faith. I feel sure that the largest
In another eomnanv tha mother of f Ood will be amplified III the
en. of the principal, la in the chorus. P- -"'. ,;-trZTr'
in a tueatrtcai troupe mat piayen nere '""' . -"I wild land ami tunieil it into a farm?
Illuks
Heredity,
-Rpsnkiug of bsrsillty, do you
last winter the wife of the leading
man used to be the principal lady
super.
TOPK
ifhi
bouui rorwalk. tonn. Winks Y.a: h wss Hi. iuveutor of s
I-evels of Truth. Tnitli has viirvlna very effsctlvs stump imller,
lev.Ia nf r.ollltloil Ilk. saei.nillli ir JllllkS Just SO. all. US SCO IS S
atepav-each one equally needful and "r aucces.rui quist.
In II. hi... .n,l M....h I
""1" f", " "'. RTiraoaOiiio fiTTiir Tuiciai. I
lna uo to hlirher reaches of knowledim. I l.c, a i im ntv. I
K.tnr. Ii.ar. tt. own l.allmnii. In 1 nira Mm mil H I
isature Dears ua own tesiimony to r .. ..,. .,
eternni trutu, ana tnrougn nature wei o .ooimk iu.in-.ain in.i ny oi iie,i, (
are led to nature's end. Ilev. A. A.
Itosa, Chrlstlau Scientist, Denver, Col
ty an, I Hi. i. alm.aaiit, and lliat aalil arm old
Ml Ihs sum of (INK III NUI1I.II llllt.t.AKM f,.r
mmrh sntt sverveaa. nf I'atashH that r.nnut k.
eursd by tha uaaof llu r,T,uiui i nn.
ritAnn j. i n r.jv r,T.
Spiritual Worth. Your fiionda may
rl.iior vnn .n,1 I. II .on von .r. fl. I "worn in nenire ms ami anioerliwa In mjr
uatiarr you ana leu you you are nno I prawn o, thlstita dsjr ot i.,-.inh.r, A . r., inntl.
n. oi'.Anun,
Nul.ry Public
Columbus, Ohio. May , 1903. n Doble n'1 Yow dmlrcr
I SSAL j
heychanKedmcd. n0t take thwio noisy voices to be the 0,th " ,,i:VL;yji',!,.V!',,J.,'?-
nothing they pre. vol;e of ,, worUli N ev,r, , bf to" luMo' 0l
ly kneeanZlbov; every home, every community, every "' rswift Mils are the bsat,
81x yeara ago I had a severe attack of nf W roa are auccossf ul. But you
.-n . tnM J u. J.... T l-:.l -wl f L .w.. !,., ,. 1,l.
!" 'oraiamou thSj an d the doctors l lis not to be found there. We must seiaiiireeiiy on in- i.Uwi .mi u,u,k. uri.c.
oaa 01a me no gooa. x ncy ci
icines every week and nothi
acrtoed seemed to Help me.
ran thanaeof 8.S. S. Mvk
r. ,1 . I n.Hn hfll If. nlllitiat. Illiltr. 1o llt
fulthS not ciotn when twlen Brook lyn, N. Y. A rod
ooened. I was so bad that I could not ... ..... .. . t , the northern part of HH.erla states that
move knee or foot I waagettintrdiscour- "eciaion. ieiaion ot cnaiacier is ne folllli ln lllIt of , KorilK
aged, you way be aure, when I began S. 8. Prime element or Buccess. it la in- illt , ,,,.turo 0f Mayor Dlx cut out of
B.,outaaiaawttwaaneipingtnelcontin- uispensamo in an departments or ia- a COj,r 0f Harper's Magnzlne. 'Hie
ed it, and to-day I am a sound well man bor. An undeilded man accomplishes Mnyor'a picture was eulhroiied on a
Sr"?!. Datblnt- Pr"'P' "" ha wo.!,.,, .i.rlno, and adoml by the
3 tbto iwaSVRh W""levT Koro" "' ' " their house.
everything else had failed. I have rcc- w"y "P1"1"'" " D"cn communi- B0(i delty.
commended It to others with good re- CBUMl M mBDt uo1 iway renaons This Is probably tho most extremo
suits. ' R. H. CHAMIAM. witn mm rrom pnncipiea wnicn are ease on record of veneration for a mag.
IJ3S Mt Vernon Ave. universally recognized and applied In I szlno piige. ut fifty years ago ln Oils
TheolsM.!IfUth.tv1,,rtt,.ln. "ie nalur' wor1" U0T' nip- country It was not uncommon to find
fUmmationandMinareabsoriiedintothe on- Pt. HUladelpWa, I'a. a single co
blood and Rbenmstism can never be con
quered till these are neutralized and til-1 ' Heal Trimming:
tiered out of the blood and system. 8.8.8. The Chicago mun was about to start
It Is one of the oldest customs of
the Hioux Indians that the sou In law!
shall nut look upon the face of blij
tuotuar 111 law, or communicate with
her any more than Is absolutely neo
taaary. This custom Is probsbly th
otHgrowth of family brawla arlsl-ig
from thetr crude way of living, hud
dled together ia huts aud tepees. At
all events, the plan seems to work
well.
When, In case of sickness, or by In-
vltatlou from her daughter, the uioth-er-ln-law
rlslta the family of her son-
lulaw, a partition la usually made
lu the hut or teviee by means of a
blanket, behind which the inotiier-lu-Inw
retiree wheuever the aon-ln law
approachee the honie.
u the case of John Night Pipe, a
young bridegroom living ui Ten
M WMtM)i
To be urc, you are crowlnj
old. But why let everybody
seo It, in your gray hair?
Keep your hair dark and rich
and postpone ace. If you will
Jfiairigor
only use Ayer's Hair Vigor,
your eray hair will soon have
all . the deep, rich color of
youth. Sold for CO years,
.f sie eaw a ynnis. .ns f hava I
S lhlrl.,l,..' hm or I. . ! olilrh II a I
wt,nAr f e.arr wh. It, AiHirt. I
sraf kalr In II, ail du. i ii.i'i Hair Virr " I
Mas. II. H. Dtsiia, liMilda, Ml on. I
I ft M s hoflla. .t svsaiw.,
Atllli'WMIia. ytff frt'l, M.a,
White Hair
J'rofr.lnal Heoreta.
Lawyers are Mien who work with a will;
At least, so the doctors say.
But the Iswyer'a Work doesn't begin un
til The doctor has paved tha way.
y - r ' 111
To Break la New Shoes.
Always shak. In Allen's root Caa. s w4.r,
llnuiva tool, aw.sUlia, s.-hliis. wollu fact,
rima sortts, lur.,wlus naila and hunicna. Al
sll anipiriata and hm stores, Iw.n'l aee.f4
snynliUlllul. Camel. mailrt KKIX A4'lraal
Aliau I. UluiaU.1, U Hoy, N. Y.
A llnpele t'a.o,
"Has Oeorg. ever hinted that bt bis
Iboujftit of you 11 possible wife I" sak
ed the auiious mother.
"No," rsplied the fair girl, with a far
away look in her eyes, "slid I'm afraid
he uevsr will."
"Why," salJ the mother, "I thought
,
"Merer mind what you thouxlit, mam
ma, dear,'' Interrupted the daucht.r.
"Only Isst nlrht lis roinplsined of fesl
lug aresry, and It wsan't V o'clnk."
OMIiUON rKJItrtANO
ST. HELEN'S HALL
a f.iRi.n ai-iiooi. or Tim ntiiitrT
I l.seaoi.ri.il Ur-I . Ie.tln. buiid
tm iUlpiueul ll.a tat. Sand lot cat-al,-su..
Tarm 0vnai Krl mlr A, UU4
fosltlons Guaranteed.
f..(0, fnrfall plared villi a National Hank to
aL guo4 any l.llur. in our tart. braat.oi
ty nail, piartlraily lio, Writ tixlay lor
caulof.
Ilcutcl Uunincsa College,
TACOMA, WASH
Taking Him al Ilia Word.
"I didn't do It, your honor."
"tint two wltiicssei here aay they
saw you pick hla pocket."
"I'll tell you how it was. judge. We Horn's camp on the reserve, the lu
were ou tlio car coming boms from the visible mother In law was a source of
racea. I remarked that I woudered xreat disturbance. Although he never
where I waa going to get the price of beheld her person, Uie sound of her
a nlght'a lodging aud this gentleman scolding voice easily penetrated the
replied: 'You cau search me.' Well, blanket wall. John moils several
I Lurched hi in. Nothing wrong In
taking a man at hla word, ta there?"
Kansas City Journal.
Ml
riTO raraiananuy liarao. Italia or iMrmuanaal
1119 anar Snill.r'aua.iriir Klln.'aUrMI Ham
aaalof.f. S.1,4 n.r rre.es Irlalbmlla.nd uwl.
tt,U.U. kUM.UU .BV An HI.. l'tolUa.libUH
Cuna.snd l.tlcct.
"Now, tlmt is what 1 like to eee."
observed the rural merchant to the
proprietor of the great department
store. "All your clerks are full of vim
and energy,
"Yei." replied the proprietor with a
snrcnatlc smile. "We close at noou to-
fruitless efforts ta dislodge hla mother.
In-law, and send her to ber home on
tin other part of the reserve, bnt
without avail. He Anally decided to
appeal to the Indian agent for relief.
Thla ta his letter:
'My Dear Kospectabli friend I
hive a few words to aay to you, and
they are that 1 am sorry to myself.
It Is an old woman tlmt makes me
very sorry every dny became ahe talks
with bad. bad words always to me,
and never geta rested with her tongue,
laud I bate thla kind of bus Incus, tho
bad words, I mean, holding them al
ways with her tongue that way
,i ... . . 1 vw. 1, juu win .eiiuiiiE your no
day and the, are getting read, to go llc,m,'t0 h ,, W0IB," 0
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Muet Bear Slgnatura of
5m Fbc-SIriIIs Wrsppsr Dolow.
copy of a mngfixlue being rend
by fifteen or twenty families every
month, and regarded by all as an In
fallible authority.
It la said that when the Kliuh of
aoea directly into the circulation and at- for Bt Louis,
.ner ' Kngland levora. year.
condition. It conUlna no potash, alkali or a.ai 4 WBnl 10 ,UM ,n it wns one of hla chief delights to
outer strong mln-
Tike.' "
buy a dozen tnngnr.Incs and "read the
erala, but la juar- Oh, you don t have to get youraelf pictures." As there are only about
anteed entirely In trim," replied the St. Louie man; 8.000 people In Persia who can rend
vegetable. ,Write -you'll get trimmed enough when you and write, hti amusement at the hum-
us snd our phyih get there."
wiaiia. will UVira
it. . It ' When a girl has a girl visitor with
OurCkonRhu; 8,1 klno" of M cMhm- tlie t)UlmU
nut ism aent free,
ber of magazines is not surprising.
Woman's Home Companion.
Tin barbers In Cuba lutlier thslr pit-
on the main street begins curlier, and! roni with their hands, from a bowl mads
Tta twlfl 8pclfl0 Compiny, Atlanta, Gg.
covers a moro circuitous route.
to flt under the chin,
used.
brush ia not
llta rwrrri'n
1
Vaa-y sasall mmA as ssay
te take as sagas.
IFOR HEADACHE.
FOR DIMNESS.
rOR IILIOUSNESS.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
FOR THE COMPLEXION
M UMiatJirtBI HUBTIuWlb.MATUM,
liT? I uraly TataMvkW&
CURE SICK HCADACHK.
T1 Lf alL W J 1 1 1 j"l 7 1 T"
l'Ae'r..syM.MM"Va.
uata wstai All nil r ail a.
M Ouuah lyruu. Taataa Uoua, usa
In lliria. S,,fil hr dru.tfl.u.
iaM-BMMMwvrrr-
2E
camp, I will be your truly friend with
a good heart, air, and we will living
happy again. Now this li all and this
la me.
"Your acquaintance friend,
"mii, John NiaiiT nrE."
The letter proved effective. The dis
turbing moLher-ln-law waa sent to her
home In Ulnck Moon's camp, and tho
young people were left lu possession
of an undivided teepce.
The atory, which comei direct from
an Indian agoncy In Dakota, prove
that the mother-in-law joke la not
wholly the fabrication ot the comic
paper.
He llnd Foil It.
Singleton Did you ever feel thnt
you were an Insignificant atom in the
great plan of the universe that you
wiro really unnecessary, to to speak?
Weddei'ly ou bet 1 have and I
never felt it more strongly than I did
Inst night when I got homo unit found
my wlfo (llscnsNlng the fntdilons with
a couple of her women frlenda.
Very Helpful,
flam-Ainnuun, nun young man
Hiiys he loves me 10 much lie will even
gut down on his knees after we are
mnrrlvd. '
Mother Gracious! I gnena ho men in
he la going to do the scrubbing. You
better have hliul
1'hysleul rinpport.
Buubruttu Yes, 1 liiun snys be
used to itipporl Miss Veruo lu "Itomco
and Juliette."
Coinvdlttu Ho'i right. They hnd
inch a flimsy bnlcony a aupe had to
atand behind nnd hold It up.
At the Concert,
Idn How did your Lncle Illrum eu
Joy the cIhshIcuI program?
May Not at nil. Why, I woro out
a aboe prompting hlui whou to applaud.
For Cupboard Corner
St. Jacobs Oil
StnlK. ttT. Mr. I It beMt
Iaukahu4 rajntsmij far
Rheumatism
Neuralgia Spralna
Lumbaijo Bruiaaa
BacHache Soreneii
Sciatica StifTneaa
Prlc. t5o lad 50o.
pkit-'iia that TiJt.
Heal ta'ranlie-l .Ian lar l .muahl Ir.m i.lr.
a, lnrli. ihi r liu ie-1. lll riilt
ai.nflanl arrmis Imn pin. I Inch. t?a, p.i
.'- irri. .11 ! 111 i,!.ra .,! salvanlMa
pirn .1 Uml aB.raM lola. w.kmI b'i.,1.
e.,.ciiy on. irf.i mt lutnitl. I itulr,
te.tlier .it, ranv.. t.illt,.. Ii'. ar,4 t,arlna
at wh(.lv.. n prh. Wrli. u lor jrotir ..nia
In in. ntaA-liinrr tin. Irritation Hani .
irlalir kclsrawa Maclilnoiy C... Pwi-
IokI, Or.fMi.
Dr. C. Gee Wo
TONDERFUL
HOMH
TREATMENT.
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diM ltaT C14
frvl Imm a,ua h turHI
rexN wiihotll tter
U'tl lllt f m UP
hi di. 14 l ute m.ik
llirsa VSttltftli i hi-
hn, IvstMs), eU.is
lm ft.t.4 vwtftit
ih4i r nuratir i
.! o ntenl Iraki
ihimm bmnitM tvinwdhM Ot a famoiM dot
fefMiwt ib ftrt. ot t.f m 4'le-rwni ra-
Wl "Bit b aurreMnait7 Mw l d tirwl
JtMeaaM. It untMiea wo rur MttsWtt, ftaikv
. Ht". Utrt, rli mat torn, nwt t r4 a iieu,
umarh, llvta. k imr. (& , hM h.u-df.l at
tavllniMlft:. t'hrt mlrrale. t av. 'd)
b'm. t'Mttii uul r tUa rtir wr:l ta
hltikiMtriit-ult. fen4 tewtiMs IV.NAt'U
I All UN MKtfc. iMtkhM
&1
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ill AMar !.. ISIU-J. Or.
ee-M..i.M a.,.
j P. N. U.
N.. 41-1904
WUKN writing taakd.artlavrsplMsel
B.BU.B this lMp.r. I
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"CYCLOINU"
iirsiaiNR
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THE A. H. AVERILL MACHINERY CO.
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