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Newspaper Page TextThis falling of your hair I Stop it, or you will soon be bald. Give your hair some Ayer's Hair Vieor. The fall Ins will stop, the hair will Hair Vigor grow, and the scalp will be clean and healthy. XCTiy be satisfied with poor hair when you can make it rich? Sty aalv nearly all eame ant. I thru tried Arer! Hair Vleor and oelT on. belli, loree.t the falUn. New batr em. In real Uiii-k ana lu.t a Hula curl." lis, i- M. an iru, amtuc. H. X. fl .M a bottls. All Hrnirl.T.. for Thick Hair 0U11 BUDGET OF FUN. HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND INCS HERE AND THERE. DO Joke and Joke lets that Art Supposed to Have Keen Recently Itorn-Kayiuga and Doliiua that Are Old, Curious aud Laughable The Weck'a II u mar, Plggs Did you ever notice what a , healihylooklng man Dr. Toilet lit Dlggs Yes: lie looks go different I from hi patients, I wonder wbo 111 I physician is? Force of Habit. "I appreciate the fact that you nave : honored uie with a proposal," said the dear girl, "but are you ur your leva lor me I the real thing?'' 'Tertian not." frankly replied the young drug clerk, "hut It U less expen sive and Jut a good." Absent-Minded. Mrs. 8ohoppen -1 want Ore pound of sugar, please. Grocer Yea'ui; anything else? Mr. Schoppen No, that'a all; I'll take It with uia if it Uu't too hear a package. Grocer Oh, It'll only weigh three or four pounda, ma'am. Philadelphia Press. Where Ue Waa Lacking. "Br'er Thouina wua always slnglu' dat song "hout 'De Tuther Side of Jor dan,' but you orter heerd him w'en do doctor tol' him hit time had come ter go dar!" "What he say dent" "Bellowed lak a bull, en" hollered: "1 can't swim a lick! I never did take no swiminlu' lessons: "Atlanta Constitution. Equal to the Kmeratotiey. A Stingy Woman, Employment Agcne Why did you leave Mrs, Goodso.nl so soon? She U aald to be a very nice woman. Domestic Nice! She's that stingy she begrudges the very air ye breathe, "You aniase me." "Jtfilge ter y'rself. Kerosene Isn't worth over twelve cents a gallon, is It J" "So." - -.. "Well, she, 'most had a fit 'cans I started to ponr a few drops of it in th' kitchen stove." I'uabaahcd, It is hinted," said the close adviser, "that there Is no reason for your bav (tig so much money." "My friend," answered 'Senator Sor ts hum, "those people don't understand our social system, Nowadays It 1 a waste of time to expect a man to stand up and apologia for having money." Washington Star. What Did She Mean "If you feel chilly," said he, a they strolled, "remember I have rour shawl here on my arm." "You might put it around me." aha said, demurely. Philadelphia Press. Mr. Lovelorn Ou. Miss Matilda, me hearl is on fire for thee it la burning! riTB I 1 10 after amldar'auaeofDr.KtlM'sOraat Nerve aaatorrr. Hend for Krr. 9 trial bottl.and irwtlaa, J. M. li. Kline, L14..SI.- Area St, Philedalnlua, fa, Undoubtedly. "What Is your idea of a successful man?" asked the youth. "A successful man," replied the sage. "Is one who succeeds in making others i think as well of him as he thiuks of him- self." 4.. For bronchial trouMes try Pino's Cure lor Consumption. It is a good rough saedicine. At druggists, price 2i cents. In the Wrong Office. Caller Wa are very rich, and we wish to marry our daughter to a count, a niar a.uis or a duke. Clerk (with dignity! You are In the wrong office. This is a matrimonial agency. You will find the International Purchasing Agency two doors to the left. w Kef ley LIOtXXMOKPHINE-TOBACCOl I L'riTrp iubits perhanlntiy curo es vt roa ruu. switiculahj lawjjmiwtrairYwnsjr Th British Museum contains records and books written on bricks, oyster shells, bone and fist stone, and manuscripts on bark, ivory, leather, lead, iron, copper and wood. How's This? Wa offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for an; cue of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall'i Catarrh 1 ure. t. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Props., Toledo, O. We, the undereiiraed, bare known F. J. Cheney tor Uie last 16 years, and be Hero him Blrfecuy honorable in ail outinese Iranfao oni and financially able to carry out ear ou lirations made bv their hrm. W est a Tscix, Wholesale Liruggtsta, Toledo. O. W.Lmso, ki.s.-jji i .Viavui, Whoieaaie Urug eista. Toledo. O. Hail's Catarrh Cnre ts taken Internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucoua eur leres of the system, frlee ."c. per butUa. told by all bruggiits. Testimonial free. Hall's Family fills are the beat. Going It Alone. No matter what you undertake: no matter what the game, be it love or busi ness, this advice goes jast the same. In your straggle for position, for happiness or wealth let these words your motto be: "Rely upon yourself." Tien if you soak a ten strike it will be all your own and If you in the gutter fall you can wallow there alone. Prudent Mora. The contractor frowned ud at the bricklayer sitting dangerous' near the cage of the caff old. "Git off av thor, Thomas MurDhv!" lie finally bellowed, "First thing 01 know ye will fall tin stories, break yea poipe awn want an hour to go out awn buy a new one." Eruptions The only way to get rid of pimples and other erup tions is to cleanse the blood. Improve the digestion, stim ulate the kidneys, liver and skin. The medicine to take is Hood's Sarsaparilla Which has cured thousands. -.i ;ijii.Vviii ai a ' Miss Matilda Sakes alive! Thet ought to put it out aud cool ye, tool On the Jersey Coast. "I'm not going to remain at thla hotel another night." " hata the trouble?" "Why, do you know that object in our room we took to be a trolley car fender?" "Yea?" "Well, th landlord aaya It' nioav quito netting." His Explanation. "Hut why."'. I asked the good wife, "are you so anxious to secure the top hat lu that teu-atory apartment house?" "Itivause," explained the Uousouold freight payer, "the elevator would be a great help to us in bringing up the children."- Future Assured. "Yea, we found th baby playing with a volume of verse." "Indeed? He will probably turn out to be a poet" "But he tore the verses up and tossed them out of the window." "Did, eh? Well, tl.at show he' go !ng to be an editor." If Such Dear Friends, Too. Clara I'll tell you a secret, dear, you'll promise never to repeat la. .Maude All right Out with It Clara Fred proposed to me la it night. Maude Oh, say. doesn't he do it awkwardly, though? He Head lb Femiutne Charity. Mrs. De Playne When I married niy husband his eyesight wa very poor. Mrs. Pimples Yea, it must have been. ifll "Esprit do Corps." All the tiny cripples In the uit.-hboi-liood of the aettlemeul house, together with a few able-bodied children, had been feasted on cake and lemontde. When one of the deformed tulte "as reatty to go borne he missed hi coat, which search failed to And. The young woman who had been ministering t the want of the company had e-n one of the able-bodied girl go out with something utidcr her shawl too bulky to lie secreted cake. "Hun, my dear, to Jenny," she said to one of the lad. "In picking up her shawl perhaps she got hold of some thing else by mistake." , The boy moved off on hi stumpy crutch, and when he returned he hctd the coat up In triumph. The "accident" had happened; Jenny had picked It up with the shawl. The crippled children crowded close round the young woman In great per turbation. Their self-respect had been wounded, and they looked disdainfully at the few sound children among them. Finally one of the lads said: "Miss Martin, It alu't one of u that did It. Jenny ain't a cripple; she' on'y a Sunday school!" Well Fitted to lie a Judge. A funny story comes from the South, where the cynic had gone to spend a few of the cold days of January. While coursing his way through Georgia bo stopped off to see an old friend aud a jaunt through the country waa the out come of his visit. It happened that lilt friend was quite prominent lu politic In the vicinity, and as they trudged down the wad an old darky approach ed and saluted them cheerfully, "Mornln', Jedge," began old Sam. "Howdy." "Say, Jedge, I'se like lu be on de box' ticket for Justice uv de peace," continued Sam. "You a Judge!" replied my friend. "Why, what do you kuow about the law?" "Moa" eberythin'." "Well, now, Sam, If we should elect you and a man was brought before you charged with committing suicide what would your Judgment be?" ThI caused Sam some deep medita tion, and after a couldrabl wait I replied: "Well, under de circumstance. I guess I'd make him support hla wife." Philadelphia Telegraph. TtrVwV Frederick Kent Lootuls. whoe body baa beeu fouud In Hlgbury May. I tullea outhet of Plymouth. Ktigland, wa eu route to Abyssinia when he disappeared. He wa a passenger on the Kaiser Wllhelui II., and waa miss ed when the boat reached Ilreuien on (he night of June It) last. Next day when passenger lauded at Ply mouth h wit nut K. uo.a. w )iu w,tlt , mis. who was brother of Assistant Scs rotary of Stat Lootuts, was Wllllnm II. Kill, a colored man. I.ooml was carrying to ICmperor Menellk a com mercial treaty Just concluded between the I'lllted State and Abyssinia. U ha lioen alleged that Kills posnesse a peculiar Influence over Menellk. and that he has a desire lo Immuiiio ruler of Abyssinia, lie Is retried to have told friends In New York before he sailed with I.oomls that he rMH-eted within two year to have control of I LWXs.1,000 and of the richest country In Africa. James II. Teabody, Coveruor of Col orado, has been leading the strenuous life alnce last August, when the Mat began to be stirred by the miner' strike that ha luce resulted In many deaths, riot, court controversies and crimes of va rious degrees, llov ernur Pcahody Is a native of Vermont and Is M years old. He waa educated lu th public schools Jawi tkAtr. and a a young man was a noted ath lete. For a time lioveruor 1'eab.nly worked as a dry goods clerk In Bos ton, later going to Colorado. He set tled lu Canyon City, bis present homo, and engaged In mercantile bitiUne. Fortune favored hlui, and In 1S.S3 h became a banker. Mncmirn ry a fibr th at WATERYILL HOT QUEIICIff Perrta lrlVCI its ktlm 1mOlt to tl YrR -jVaUAtra till tun iicsh is i - - r .l lor d" u"" ."" ' mm. .1I.H11H wit i acid tHiiao(it v "' . i I a,u tweU and Ireuk out l ai.iotci.e., r ...u c. ...u pi miM, rrom. which tt clear, yellow, watery iimttcr .tjJ.s. harJon. .nd dric, and t cn LcUoirn or fin- irtlc hk brw. Lc.om. kindle, , (Ire that water will not tiu'h, nd tt lotloni, .alve powder. .ntJ Hp cannot ..notlicr. M rtl.er cou.c. on .nd the .y.lo, ( Jcuaintf atidthe tUod ..mklutf wtrn .llgrt. to throw off th. .ccumu. latcd poison, r.ctcma at lacks with redoubled vio lence, and the nilTercr la al most districted ly tho fear ful itchiiitf and liinin;. It is (lie most iiiicoiiifoitaWa and nirnravaliiinof all l' eruption and terror u warm weather. Local rcmcdicirive tern- porary case, but a. VxtW tVSlXiSZSl is not Uuj to ontsl'io causes, orar,K. O. W. A. HOOtJTT. tut to a disordered condi- - -,' lion of tlio system and an over-acid a tut linpura hhwii, tho treatment nust tc) constitutional, or internal, l'urify th blood and the skin disease will dipiear No tetter Mood remedy cltt t found than S. S. S. It builJ up tho unir and aci.l bl'HJ, rid it of all Impurities and ixiiaon, stimulate the sliu-ui.h or (ana, and Invigorate and tone up tht) entire system, and a all k!n erupt ton tike Kcsctna are only ymptomaoriignio(! bad blood, thry naturally diaappcar whea, that vital fluid is again restored to health. S. S. S. i trunrantecd strictly vece- table. It ia not only a blood purifier, but n plendid tonie and appeiUer,; making it an ideal sprinc medicine. Treat Koaema through the btooJ, or you will never jfet jicrmaiiently rid of it. Wrilo for our book on th Skin and ita Diacaac, which is mailed freo Medical advice furnished, without cost to you. JJX SWIfT SPCCtrtC CO ATUUtTA, CJL XOZKatA, KMFT arBBAUINO. HI ysara aeaiy wlrhadabrsakl.out bsleai hr kaesa. Al Brat red bump auiwarsd, u aoos whits, husky oUe same, sud wliaa thsee woilj shad o(f His aleoe beoains rs4 aaala. aad wsl lih aad bunt a thai she found is liniweelbl to alesp. At lima a yelluw waUr rsa fro a tm l.un.oe, and II kept attlii worse and woraa. Ou, lainilr (Jhraloiau pronouuoe.l It aUtaeme, and lire, aorltwd uinlntsnt and powders but It hat aproa.una, vreaama ui wn par voar aad arms, and almoai eloaad up hsr ears. Tliedrita-aiataZ turner lld aueto trv It. H. which she did, aad srtar tsklnsT eevsral battle wa eared, sad la Jirr stotktis r lUMtl.lail la tl schools of Uheulab l'rii.ia fcf the puplli who srrore thrre eilli a at fr.t. iWanted-Salesmen BtUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE r a COM4, WASH. , filtaa erttlrn rtlracla lo a. curs p-talilotit 9 't sra luatea 1 rom j aria ar guarantee-! bj s SatlMiisi haul, tilte lor atal. gue au.1 ,laa ular. Professor Coldwlu Suiltli. who fa-' Xors a home rule parliament for Ire- laud, la a celebrated liWtorlan and e say I at, whose II arr fame Is wor wide. He was liorn ( H"arilingi-Ho.ilMr)ung tm-iisml l-jra at Kendliig. Kng Bat 32 t'shmlrr tui llsllsa. ferlliss. Ore, ' Mothers will Dad Mrs. Wlnslows's Soothing Brrap the beat remedr to nse tor titeir childrea AuriBf the tec thing period.. An Ear-Splitter. "We've got a dandy college yell now." "What is it?" "W give four Russian battleships, a slss-boom-ah, and then two Jap generals." Puck. It Looked that War. Mrs. Henneck I dou't think ahe'll ever marry him. Mr. Heupeek Why not? Mrs. Heupeek Oh. he quarrel with him so and Is so domineering. Mr. Henpeck Indeed? I'll bet they have been secretly martled already. Philadelphia Press. The Deaf aud Dumb Beggar A friend told me this morning that the Volte Prom Arkansas. Cleveland, Ark., August IS (special) Nearly every newspaper tells of some wonderful cure of some form of Kidney police are going to stop begging on the ( disease ry the Oreat American Hem street. j edy, Dodd'a Kidney Pills, and tlii pari The Blind Beeirar Yes: I read tint 01 Arkansa if not without Ita share of In the paper yesterday. few I'Bor. O. SMITH. Columbia University cJt,rrr G lIi giatr, I'rrpar. ry, l uuiiiiercial and ti r a d r Tocanv. the farmers and dealer on Una of gutxl ev erybody nc.le. I'.UO or ni- iitli ran easily U- luada by giakt workers. No c-mi-l-ctition. (iol eay arti cle. Wnto (or psrllculsr ami agency at once. SPtClALTY SELLING COMPANY II) CaatSMftUI Us, PenUaa. On. laud. Aug. 'il, lsj.1, ; and was educated ! at Ktmi and in ford, gaining two scholaralilps and various prizes lu I.S-17 he was called to the Kngluli Lnr. lie was reglus pr feasor of niiKleru Aff'J fatal- f-:e 11 V Y mm i Billvllle Literary Note. A Biilville literary note reads as follows: "While one of our leading author fc-as peacefully plowing In the Held some miscreant stole his shirt, nls shoes and six poems. Verily the way of the literary man is not as smooth a a railroad." Atlanta Constitution. Willing- to Repair. 'Young man," aald the etern father, "you have been calling on my daughter until you have worn out the sofa. You know what that mean, don't you?" "Certainly, lr," responded the young man, "HI end up an upho:aterer to morrow." history at Oxford for clulit years, and later wa honorary professor of Eng lish aud constitutional history it Cor- evidence that no cane is too deeply i ncll. Professor Smith is an advocate rooted for Dotld' Kidney Pills lo cnre. j of reciprocity between the l ulled W hat Papa Said. I Miss Nellie Holmes, treasurer of the Young Woman's Temper ance Association of Buffalo, N.Y., strongly advises all suffering women to rely, as she did, up on Lydia E Pinkbam's Y'ege. table Compound. " Deib Mrs. Pikkbak : Your med icine is indeed an ideal woman's medi cine, and by far the best I know to restore lost health and strength. I Buffered misery for several years, being troubled with nienorrhapia. My back ached, I had bearing-down pain and frequent headaches. I would often wake from restful sleep, and in such pain that I suffered for hour before I could go to sleep strain. I dreaded the long nights as much as the Weary days. I consulted two different physicians, boping to get relief but, finding that their medicine did not seem to cure me. I tried your Vegetable Compound on the recommendation of a friend from the East who waa visiting me. "I am glad that I followed her ad vice, for every ache and pain is gone, and not only this, but my general health is much improved. I have a fine appetite and have gained ia flesh. My earnest advice to suffering women la to put aside nil other medicine and , to take Lydia K. Pinkliam's Vege table Compound." Mis Nrixii Holmes, two No. Division HI., Buffalo, N-Y ISOOOforftlt tforlqlralofatmtlfttmpf May fasafetasst emmet te predacesV Hii. , si' Given a Italse. With .tender hands tbey took him from the topmost branches of a tall pine. 'What happened?" he gasped feebly. 'You were tossed by a bull," they responded. "Then It'a not so bad. I thought I was tossed by a racing automobile." Trials of Cnpld. "Yea," related the romantic young man, "as we sat on the park bench I leaned over and planted a kiss on her ruby Up." "Planted, eb?" remarked the buffoou friend. "Did you raise anything?" 'Yes. A policeman aaw me and soon afterward I had to raise $10 foi a Due." so cross little Willie Why! grandma, are you go ing home? Papa Just said yesterday that he thought you were going to stay forever. Love In a Flat. 'Why does Harker look these day?" 'He' married and ha three one." "I don't see why three children should put htm In a bad humor." "Who nld anything about children 1 He 1 married and ha three littli room." Not L'o-to-Date. "lie has a promising future. He's a Tery ekxpient young preacher." "Oh, he's too old-fashioned. He will ' Insist upon taking bis texts from the Bible." Philadelphia Press. It Would Reena Bo. "Truth," remarked th moralhser, "li stranger than Action." 'Ye," rejoined the demorallzer,"and the majority of men seem to be shy of associating with strangers." fdkii KUi AU lilt FAILS. rrUD. I'lllMI MOOU. to ttrotx Bold by druffirltt. (ait. liel i-aii,). TaxfM UrxxL, 0a br druaTvtMt. Poasible Explanation. Miles There la said to Le a race of savages in Africa whose vocabulary consists of but eight words. Gllt-s What! Do you mean to say there are uo feuiule among them? Himself and Another. Him There ere two men of my ac quaintance whom I really admire. Her Indeed! And what 1 th name of the other one? Uil Taken for Granted. Judge Why did you arreet man? OlDcer For profanity on the street. Judge Did you hear Lim using it? Officer No, but his hestrlng broke twice as he was running for a car. Up to Iter. "What would you do If I were to die?" asked the bride of alx. month. "That' for you to say, my dear," re plied the other half of the sketch. "Which would you prefer burial or cremation?"' Hereditary. "I hear," said the Irieud of the fam ily, "that your son is sowing' wild oats broadcast since he went to the city." "Take arter bis olo dad, I reckon," replied old man Corntofcsel. "Th' farm er In him air bound lew crop out, by lien!" . Advice. "Anybody kin give advice," said Un cle Ebeu, "but It take a right smart man to pick out de right kind an' take It" Washington Star. Vlil London Coffee Houses. In H37, we are told, the first coffee house had been prosecuted as a nui sance. In 1708 there were three thou send coffee house, and each had its habitual circle. There were coffee house frequented by merchants and tock-Jobbers carrying on the game which suggested the new nicknames bulls and bears, and coffee houses where the talk wa W'blg and Tory, of the last election and change of min istry, and literary resorts such as the Grecian, where, as w are told, a fatal duel was provoked by a dispute ovi-r a Greek accent, In which, let us hope, It was the worse scholar who was killed, and Wills', where Pope a a IkjJ went to look reverently at Dryden, and Button', where at a Inter period Addi son met bis little senate. Addison, ac cording to I'ope, spent five or six hours a day lounging at Buttons', while Tope found the practice and the consequent consumption of wins too much for hi health. Thackeray notices bow the club and coffee house drinking shorten ed the live and enlarged Uie waist coats of the men of those days. Mr. A. K. Carlile, well known and highly respected here, tell of his cms after nearly a quarter of a century'i suffering. Mr. Carlile says: "I want to let the public know what I think of Podd's Kidney Pill. I think they are the teat remedy for lick kidney ever made. "I had Kidney Trouble for 23 years and never found anything that did me so much good as Dodd'a Kidney Pills, I recommend them to all sufferers." There is no uncertain ion ml about Mr. Carlile' statement. He knows that Dodd'a Kidney Pill rescued him from a life of suffering and he wants the pnblic to know it. Dodd'i Kidney Pill cnre all Kidney ills from Back ache to Bright' Disease. Roscoe Conkllng's Illg Pee. It Is said that one day when Iloscoe Conkllng wa beginning to attain some measure of success he dropped Into the office of Charles O'Conor, of New York, then one of the leaders of the bar. "What's the trouble?" asked the lat ter, as Conkllng excitedly paced the floor. "I ve Just been subjected to the worst Insult I have ever received. This is the first time a client ever objected to my fee. "Voo know I defended Gibbons for arson and put In some tremendous work for him. He was convicted at the trial, but we couldn't help It. and I took the case to tho fiuperlor Court, and he lost there, then on lo the Hu premc Court, and that affirmed the con. vlctlon, and he has been given ten years. Now, my fee only amounted to $.1,000! and tho scoundrel actually lias the audacity to grumble about It, saying It'a too high. What do you think of that for Impudence?" "Well," said O'Conor, slowly, "of course you did a lot of work, aud $.1,. 000 Is not a big fee, but to be frank with you, Mr. Conkllng, my opinion, founded on mature consideration, is that he might have been convicted for less money." Cavalrymen Wbo Hide Oxen. The oddest cavalry In the world I maintained on the west coast of Ma dagascar by Governor General J. Q. GallienL While the French troops In that country are ample to meet the occasional revolutions, the governor general makes use of the native talent for police work In out of the way lo calities. On the west coast of Africa Is a tribe of natives, possibly racially connected with the Hovas, wbo are known a the Knkabova, the most warlike tribe of the country. The na tive. In Imitation of French troop ers, organized an oxen cavalry corps, under command of a French officer, Tbey are armed with modern lortg handled lance or spears and tide arms. States and Canada, and during the ctlve champion of civil war was au the North. WANTED 200 MEN. itm; mt rft.y, Mtn- thtll 4utt4wtt W4 gtM m0 aU.4 Dochdrt IfTlfJatlon and Powtr at mi, WVta tty oat.iuK I. H. O. he, js-tse. I awaaasaBamaawse-at-Ba! The nominee of tho Prohibitionist' for President Is Silas C, Swallow. .f ' Pennsylvania. Swallow Is on of the' shining lights of , the tempera m-e cause. He Is past his 00th year nd for more tlian a generation bin been engaged In booming Problbl tlon. He made a phenomenal run for Treasurer of Pennsylvania at one time, receiving Ibcut 120.000 votes. c aw Al l ow. Then he ran fur Governor and did nearly as well, threatening the lteiut llcan ticket Four years sgu he sought the nomlnntloii which has now been given him, but John i. Woolloy wa the successful aspirant. Mr. Swallow Is a Methodist minister and editor of the Pennsylvania MotlMlnt. Don Jaime, of Bourbon, s com! son f Don Carlos, the Kpnnlsli preiemh r, saw In Uie Busso Japanese (imrrei an opportunity Inslmko off a little nf tlio obscurity which ha for o:ne lime en veloped the Hour, bun princes, u,, hastened to St. l e teraburg ami of fered his S'-nleoa 1 to the C.nr. They w-ero accepted, m, Don .I.i I in c Is now an oflleer lu Russian army In the Far Kant. The prince la In his thirty fourth year, mid ha ben given little chance to dWtln gulsh himself. 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W, Uawoaa. atlaia. Kb rOHTLAMU Ikiu CO., rertlssd. O,., Csasl ASe.U RUSSELL mm smiiu High Grade "IBs Machinery The A. H. Averill Machinery Co. lORTl.ANI. OKIidON. Wilt. Ceiak.ue and Prkea. IXi.t JAIME. An Unralr Advantage. Th Czar Why did you lose that bat tie? Gen. Zoltlcoff Th Japanes attacked as la our resr. . "I was informed that thev attacked you In front." "y-e-s, but that they got there," fihoiild Hare Known Better. "What wa the trouble behvoi-n Josher and his wife?" "She stated that a certain young I'idy of Uieir acquaintance was the handsomest girl In town, and lis agreed with her." Butte Inter M(iu. tain. Knowledge and Ksperlrm-e. Hhe What is a silent partner? . He Did you ever dance with deaf-and-dumb man? sigh- Friendly HuBKestlon. "My heart is still unteiiaiiled, ed tho slender summer iilrl. "Why don't you wrllo on your card 'Flat to let?' " asked her plump com,. In, who wo wearing a broad smile and a new engagement ring, Never Cullrd Down. Hoar Old Adam had one advantage over the modern after-dinner speaker. Joax "What wa that? Hoax After he had flushed no man ever said, "I always did like th..t wa our rsar whea j story." Important to Farmers GRAIN BAGS GRAIN BAGS $4.75 per 100 By order of the State Board of Prison Directors, I am authorized to sell grain bags in any quantity above 500, manufactured at San Quentin Prison at a price fixed at $4.75 per 100. Bags delivered free in 5an hrancisco. Orders must Tc accompanied with cash or exchange on San Francisco in full, and also with the following affidavit verified before a Notary Public or Justice of the Peace ; "I hereby certify that I am a consumer residing - " and that the bags ordered by me are lor my own personal and Individual use" Subscribed and sworn to be fore me this .... day of (Signature) SealJ Idtar5crio,ei0fn,he.'."mVcap4citr " Calcutta., J. W TOMPKINS fcmpl. of Ihen .XttS0'' - s.sf v a TVBIJsasl