This falling of your hair I
Stop it, or you will soon be
bald. Give your hair some
Ayer's Hair Vieor. The fall
Ins will stop, the hair will
Hair Vigor
grow, and the scalp will be
clean and healthy. XCTiy be
satisfied with poor hair when
you can make it rich?
Sty aalv nearly all eame ant. I thru tried
Arer! Hair Vleor and oelT on. belli, loree.t
the falUn. New batr em. In real Uiii-k ana
lu.t a Hula curl." lis, i- M. an iru,
amtuc. H. X.
fl .M a bottls.
All Hrnirl.T..
for
Thick Hair
0U11 BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND
INCS HERE AND THERE.
DO
Joke and Joke lets that Art Supposed
to Have Keen Recently Itorn-Kayiuga
and Doliiua that Are Old, Curious aud
Laughable The Weck'a II u mar,
Plggs Did you ever notice what a
, healihylooklng man Dr. Toilet lit
Dlggs Yes: lie looks go different
I from hi patients, I wonder wbo 111
I physician is?
Force of Habit.
"I appreciate the fact that you nave
: honored uie with a proposal," said the
dear girl, "but are you ur your leva
lor me I the real thing?''
'Tertian not." frankly replied the
young drug clerk, "hut It U less expen
sive and Jut a good."
Absent-Minded.
Mrs. 8ohoppen -1 want Ore pound
of sugar, please.
Grocer Yea'ui; anything else?
Mr. Schoppen No, that'a all; I'll
take It with uia if it Uu't too hear a
package.
Grocer Oh, It'll only weigh three or
four pounda, ma'am. Philadelphia
Press.
Where Ue Waa Lacking.
"Br'er Thouina wua always slnglu'
dat song "hout 'De Tuther Side of Jor
dan,' but you orter heerd him w'en do
doctor tol' him hit time had come ter
go dar!"
"What he say dent"
"Bellowed lak a bull, en" hollered: "1
can't swim a lick! I never did take no
swiminlu' lessons: "Atlanta Constitution.
Equal to the Kmeratotiey.
A Stingy Woman,
Employment Agcne Why did you
leave Mrs, Goodso.nl so soon? She U
aald to be a very nice woman.
Domestic Nice! She's that stingy she
begrudges the very air ye breathe,
"You aniase me."
"Jtfilge ter y'rself. Kerosene Isn't
worth over twelve cents a gallon, is It J"
"So." - -..
"Well, she, 'most had a fit 'cans I
started to ponr a few drops of it in th'
kitchen stove."
I'uabaahcd,
It is hinted," said the close adviser,
"that there Is no reason for your bav
(tig so much money."
"My friend," answered 'Senator Sor
ts hum, "those people don't understand
our social system, Nowadays It 1 a
waste of time to expect a man to stand
up and apologia for having money."
Washington Star.
What Did She Mean
"If you feel chilly," said he, a they
strolled, "remember I have rour shawl
here on my arm."
"You might put it around me." aha
said, demurely. Philadelphia Press.
Mr. Lovelorn Ou. Miss Matilda, me
hearl is on fire for thee it la burning!
riTB
I 1 10 after amldar'auaeofDr.KtlM'sOraat Nerve
aaatorrr. Hend for Krr. 9 trial bottl.and irwtlaa,
J. M. li. Kline, L14..SI.- Area St, Philedalnlua, fa,
Undoubtedly.
"What Is your idea of a successful
man?" asked the youth.
"A successful man," replied the sage.
"Is one who succeeds in making others i
think as well of him as he thiuks of him-
self." 4..
For bronchial trouMes try Pino's Cure
lor Consumption. It is a good rough
saedicine. At druggists, price 2i cents.
In the Wrong Office.
Caller Wa are very rich, and we wish
to marry our daughter to a count, a niar
a.uis or a duke.
Clerk (with dignity! You are In the
wrong office. This is a matrimonial
agency. You will find the International
Purchasing Agency two doors to the left.
w Kef ley LIOtXXMOKPHINE-TOBACCOl
I L'riTrp iubits perhanlntiy curo
es vt roa ruu. switiculahj
lawjjmiwtrairYwnsjr
Th British Museum contains records
and books written on bricks, oyster shells,
bone and fist stone, and manuscripts on
bark, ivory, leather, lead, iron, copper
and wood.
How's This?
Wa offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
an; cue of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall'i Catarrh 1 ure.
t. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Props., Toledo, O.
We, the undereiiraed, bare known F. J.
Cheney tor Uie last 16 years, and be Hero him
Blrfecuy honorable in ail outinese Iranfao
oni and financially able to carry out ear ou
lirations made bv their hrm.
W est a Tscix, Wholesale Liruggtsta, Toledo. O.
W.Lmso, ki.s.-jji i .Viavui, Whoieaaie Urug
eista. Toledo. O.
Hail's Catarrh Cnre ts taken Internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucoua eur
leres of the system, frlee ."c. per butUa.
told by all bruggiits. Testimonial free.
Hall's Family fills are the beat.
Going It Alone.
No matter what you undertake: no
matter what the game, be it love or busi
ness, this advice goes jast the same. In
your straggle for position, for happiness
or wealth let these words your motto be:
"Rely upon yourself." Tien if you
soak a ten strike it will be all your own
and If you in the gutter fall you can
wallow there alone.
Prudent Mora.
The contractor frowned ud at the
bricklayer sitting dangerous' near the
cage of the caff old.
"Git off av thor, Thomas MurDhv!"
lie finally bellowed, "First thing 01
know ye will fall tin stories, break yea
poipe awn want an hour to go out awn
buy a new one."
Eruptions
The only way to get rid
of pimples and other erup
tions is to cleanse the blood.
Improve the digestion, stim
ulate the kidneys, liver and
skin. The medicine to take is
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Which has cured thousands.
-.i ;ijii.Vviii ai a '
Miss Matilda Sakes alive! Thet
ought to put it out aud cool ye, tool
On the Jersey Coast.
"I'm not going to remain at thla
hotel another night."
" hata the trouble?"
"Why, do you know that object in
our room we took to be a trolley car
fender?"
"Yea?"
"Well, th landlord aaya It' nioav
quito netting."
His Explanation.
"Hut why."'. I asked the good wife,
"are you so anxious to secure the top
hat lu that teu-atory apartment
house?"
"Itivause," explained the Uousouold
freight payer, "the elevator would be
a great help to us in bringing up the
children."-
Future Assured.
"Yea, we found th baby playing
with a volume of verse."
"Indeed? He will probably turn out
to be a poet"
"But he tore the verses up and
tossed them out of the window."
"Did, eh? Well, tl.at show he' go
!ng to be an editor."
If
Such Dear Friends, Too.
Clara I'll tell you a secret, dear,
you'll promise never to repeat la.
.Maude All right Out with It
Clara Fred proposed to me la it
night.
Maude Oh, say. doesn't he do it
awkwardly, though?
He Head lb
Femiutne Charity.
Mrs. De Playne When I married
niy husband his eyesight wa very
poor.
Mrs. Pimples Yea, it must have
been.
ifll
"Esprit do Corps."
All the tiny cripples In the uit.-hboi-liood
of the aettlemeul house, together
with a few able-bodied children, had
been feasted on cake and lemontde.
When one of the deformed tulte "as
reatty to go borne he missed hi coat,
which search failed to And. The young
woman who had been ministering t
the want of the company had e-n
one of the able-bodied girl go out with
something utidcr her shawl too bulky
to lie secreted cake.
"Hun, my dear, to Jenny," she said
to one of the lad. "In picking up her
shawl perhaps she got hold of some
thing else by mistake."
, The boy moved off on hi stumpy
crutch, and when he returned he hctd
the coat up In triumph. The "accident"
had happened; Jenny had picked It up
with the shawl.
The crippled children crowded close
round the young woman In great per
turbation. Their self-respect had been
wounded, and they looked disdainfully
at the few sound children among them.
Finally one of the lads said:
"Miss Martin, It alu't one of u that
did It. Jenny ain't a cripple; she'
on'y a Sunday school!"
Well Fitted to lie a Judge.
A funny story comes from the South,
where the cynic had gone to spend a
few of the cold days of January. While
coursing his way through Georgia bo
stopped off to see an old friend aud a
jaunt through the country waa the out
come of his visit. It happened that lilt
friend was quite prominent lu politic
In the vicinity, and as they trudged
down the wad an old darky approach
ed and saluted them cheerfully,
"Mornln', Jedge," began old Sam.
"Howdy."
"Say, Jedge, I'se like lu be on de
box' ticket for Justice uv de peace,"
continued Sam.
"You a Judge!" replied my friend.
"Why, what do you kuow about the
law?"
"Moa" eberythin'."
"Well, now, Sam, If we should elect
you and a man was brought before
you charged with committing suicide
what would your Judgment be?"
ThI caused Sam some deep medita
tion, and after a couldrabl wait I
replied:
"Well, under de circumstance. I
guess I'd make him support hla wife."
Philadelphia Telegraph.
TtrVwV
Frederick Kent Lootuls. whoe body
baa beeu fouud In Hlgbury May. I
tullea outhet of Plymouth. Ktigland,
wa eu route to
Abyssinia when he
disappeared. He
wa a passenger on
the Kaiser Wllhelui
II., and waa miss
ed when the boat
reached Ilreuien on
(he night of June
It) last. Next day
when passenger
lauded at Ply
mouth h wit nut
K. uo.a. w )iu w,tlt ,
mis. who was brother of Assistant Scs
rotary of Stat Lootuts, was Wllllnm
II. Kill, a colored man. I.ooml was
carrying to ICmperor Menellk a com
mercial treaty Just concluded between
the I'lllted State and Abyssinia. U
ha lioen alleged that Kills posnesse
a peculiar Influence over Menellk. and
that he has a desire lo Immuiiio ruler
of Abyssinia, lie Is retried to have
told friends In New York before he
sailed with I.oomls that he rMH-eted
within two year to have control of
I LWXs.1,000 and of the richest country
In Africa.
James II. Teabody, Coveruor of Col
orado, has been leading the strenuous
life alnce last August, when the Mat
began to be stirred
by the miner'
strike that ha
luce resulted In
many deaths, riot,
court controversies
and crimes of va
rious degrees, llov
ernur Pcahody Is a
native of Vermont
and Is M years old.
He waa educated lu
th public schools Jawi tkAtr.
and a a young man was a noted ath
lete. For a time lioveruor 1'eab.nly
worked as a dry goods clerk In Bos
ton, later going to Colorado. He set
tled lu Canyon City, bis present homo,
and engaged In mercantile bitiUne.
Fortune favored hlui, and In 1S.S3 h
became a banker.
Mncmirn ry a fibr th at
WATERYILL HOT QUEIICIff
Perrta lrlVCI its ktlm 1mOlt to tl YrR
-jVaUAtra
till tun iicsh is i - -
r .l lor d" u"" ."" '
mm.
.1I.H11H wit i acid tHiiao(it v "' . i I
a,u tweU and Ireuk out l ai.iotci.e., r ...u c. ...u pi miM, rrom.
which tt clear, yellow, watery iimttcr .tjJ.s. harJon. .nd dric, and
t cn LcUoirn or fin- irtlc hk brw. Lc.om. kindle, ,
(Ire that water will not tiu'h, nd tt lotloni, .alve powder. .ntJ
Hp cannot ..notlicr. M rtl.er cou.c. on .nd the .y.lo, (
Jcuaintf atidthe tUod ..mklutf wtrn .llgrt. to throw off th. .ccumu.
latcd poison, r.ctcma at
lacks with redoubled vio
lence, and the nilTercr la al
most districted ly tho fear
ful itchiiitf and liinin;. It
is (lie most iiiicoiiifoitaWa
and nirnravaliiinof all l'
eruption and terror u
warm weather.
Local rcmcdicirive tern-
porary case, but a. VxtW tVSlXiSZSl
is not Uuj to ontsl'io causes, orar,K. O. W. A. HOOtJTT.
tut to a disordered condi- - -,'
lion of tlio system and an over-acid a tut linpura hhwii, tho treatment
nust tc) constitutional, or internal, l'urify th blood and the skin
disease will dipiear No tetter Mood remedy cltt t found than
S. S. S. It builJ up tho unir and aci.l bl'HJ, rid it of all Impurities
and ixiiaon, stimulate the sliu-ui.h or
(ana, and Invigorate and tone up tht)
entire system, and a all k!n erupt ton
tike Kcsctna are only ymptomaoriignio(!
bad blood, thry naturally diaappcar whea,
that vital fluid is again restored to health.
S. S. S. i trunrantecd strictly vece-
table. It ia not only a blood purifier, but n plendid tonie and appeiUer,;
making it an ideal sprinc medicine. Treat Koaema through the btooJ,
or you will never jfet jicrmaiiently rid of it. Wrilo for our book on th
Skin and ita Diacaac, which is mailed freo Medical advice furnished,
without cost to you. JJX SWIfT SPCCtrtC CO ATUUtTA, CJL
XOZKatA, KMFT arBBAUINO.
HI ysara aeaiy wlrhadabrsakl.out bsleai
hr kaesa. Al Brat red bump auiwarsd, u aoos
whits, husky oUe same, sud wliaa thsee woilj
shad o(f His aleoe beoains rs4 aaala. aad wsl
lih aad bunt a thai she found is liniweelbl to
alesp. At lima a yelluw waUr rsa fro a tm
l.un.oe, and II kept attlii worse and woraa. Ou,
lainilr (Jhraloiau pronouuoe.l It aUtaeme, and lire,
aorltwd uinlntsnt and powders but It hat
aproa.una, vreaama ui wn par voar aad arms,
and almoai eloaad up hsr ears. Tliedrita-aiataZ
turner lld aueto trv It. H. which she did, aad
srtar tsklnsT eevsral battle wa eared, sad la
Jirr stotktis r lUMtl.lail la tl
schools of Uheulab l'rii.ia fcf the puplli
who srrore thrre eilli a at fr.t.
iWanted-Salesmen
BtUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE
r a COM4, WASH.
, filtaa erttlrn rtlracla lo a. curs p-talilotit
9 't sra luatea 1 rom j aria ar guarantee-!
bj s SatlMiisi haul, tilte lor atal. gue au.1
,laa ular.
Professor Coldwlu Suiltli. who fa-'
Xors a home rule parliament for Ire-
laud, la a celebrated liWtorlan and e
say I at, whose II
arr fame Is wor
wide. He was liorn ( H"arilingi-Ho.ilMr)ung tm-iisml l-jra
at Kendliig. Kng Bat 32 t'shmlrr tui llsllsa. ferlliss. Ore,
' Mothers will Dad Mrs. Wlnslows's Soothing
Brrap the beat remedr to nse tor titeir childrea
AuriBf the tec thing period..
An Ear-Splitter.
"We've got a dandy college yell now."
"What is it?"
"W give four Russian battleships, a
slss-boom-ah, and then two Jap generals."
Puck.
It Looked that War.
Mrs. Henneck I dou't think ahe'll
ever marry him.
Mr. Heupeek Why not?
Mrs. Heupeek Oh. he quarrel
with him so and Is so domineering.
Mr. Henpeck Indeed? I'll bet they
have been secretly martled already.
Philadelphia Press.
The Deaf aud Dumb Beggar A
friend told me this morning that the
Volte Prom Arkansas.
Cleveland, Ark., August IS (special)
Nearly every newspaper tells of some
wonderful cure of some form of Kidney
police are going to stop begging on the ( disease ry the Oreat American Hem
street. j edy, Dodd'a Kidney Pills, and tlii pari
The Blind Beeirar Yes: I read tint 01 Arkansa if not without Ita share of
In the paper yesterday.
few
I'Bor. O. SMITH.
Columbia
University cJt,rrr
G lIi giatr, I'rrpar.
ry, l uuiiiiercial and
ti r a d r
Tocanv. the farmers and
dealer on Una of gutxl ev
erybody nc.le. I'.UO or
ni- iitli ran easily U- luada
by giakt workers. No c-mi-l-ctition.
(iol eay arti
cle. Wnto (or psrllculsr
ami agency at once.
SPtClALTY SELLING COMPANY
II) CaatSMftUI Us, PenUaa. On.
laud. Aug. 'il, lsj.1, ;
and was educated !
at Ktmi and in
ford, gaining two
scholaralilps and
various prizes lu
I.S-17 he was called
to the Kngluli Lnr.
lie was reglus pr
feasor of niiKleru
Aff'J fatal- f-:e
11 V Y
mm
i
Billvllle Literary Note.
A Biilville literary note reads as
follows:
"While one of our leading author
fc-as peacefully plowing In the Held
some miscreant stole his shirt, nls
shoes and six poems. Verily the way
of the literary man is not as smooth a
a railroad." Atlanta Constitution.
Willing- to Repair.
'Young man," aald the etern father,
"you have been calling on my daughter
until you have worn out the sofa. You
know what that mean, don't you?"
"Certainly, lr," responded the young
man, "HI end up an upho:aterer to
morrow."
history at Oxford for clulit years, and
later wa honorary professor of Eng
lish aud constitutional history it Cor-
evidence that no cane is too deeply i ncll. Professor Smith is an advocate
rooted for Dotld' Kidney Pills lo cnre. j of reciprocity between the l ulled
W hat Papa Said.
I Miss Nellie Holmes, treasurer
of the Young Woman's Temper
ance Association of Buffalo, N.Y.,
strongly advises all suffering
women to rely, as she did, up
on Lydia E Pinkbam's Y'ege.
table Compound.
" Deib Mrs. Pikkbak : Your med
icine is indeed an ideal woman's medi
cine, and by far the best I know to
restore lost health and strength. I
Buffered misery for several years, being
troubled with nienorrhapia. My back
ached, I had bearing-down pain and
frequent headaches. I would often
wake from restful sleep, and in such
pain that I suffered for hour before I
could go to sleep strain. I dreaded the
long nights as much as the Weary days.
I consulted two different physicians,
boping to get relief but, finding that
their medicine did not seem to cure me.
I tried your Vegetable Compound
on the recommendation of a friend
from the East who waa visiting me.
"I am glad that I followed her ad
vice, for every ache and pain is gone,
and not only this, but my general
health is much improved. I have a
fine appetite and have gained ia flesh.
My earnest advice to suffering women
la to put aside nil other medicine and
, to take Lydia K. Pinkliam's Vege
table Compound." Mis Nrixii
Holmes, two No. Division HI., Buffalo,
N-Y ISOOOforftlt tforlqlralofatmtlfttmpf
May fasafetasst emmet te predacesV
Hii. , si'
Given a Italse.
With .tender hands tbey took him
from the topmost branches of a tall
pine.
'What happened?" he gasped feebly.
'You were tossed by a bull," they
responded.
"Then It'a not so bad. I thought I
was tossed by a racing automobile."
Trials of Cnpld.
"Yea," related the romantic young
man, "as we sat on the park bench I
leaned over and planted a kiss on her
ruby Up."
"Planted, eb?" remarked the buffoou
friend. "Did you raise anything?"
'Yes. A policeman aaw me and
soon afterward I had to raise $10 foi
a Due."
so cross
little
Willie Why! grandma, are you go
ing home? Papa Just said yesterday
that he thought you were going to stay
forever.
Love In a Flat.
'Why does Harker look
these day?"
'He' married and ha three
one."
"I don't see why three children
should put htm In a bad humor."
"Who nld anything about children 1
He 1 married and ha three littli
room."
Not L'o-to-Date.
"lie has a promising future. He's a
Tery ekxpient young preacher."
"Oh, he's too old-fashioned. He will '
Insist upon taking bis texts from the
Bible." Philadelphia Press.
It Would Reena Bo.
"Truth," remarked th moralhser, "li
stranger than Action."
'Ye," rejoined the demorallzer,"and
the majority of men seem to be shy of
associating with strangers."
fdkii KUi AU lilt FAILS.
rrUD. I'lllMI MOOU.
to ttrotx Bold by druffirltt.
(ait. liel i-aii,).
TaxfM UrxxL, 0a
br druaTvtMt.
Poasible Explanation.
Miles There la said to Le a race of
savages in Africa whose vocabulary
consists of but eight words.
Gllt-s What! Do you mean to say
there are uo feuiule among them?
Himself and Another.
Him There ere two men of my ac
quaintance whom I really admire.
Her Indeed! And what 1 th name
of the other one?
Uil
Taken for Granted.
Judge Why did you arreet
man?
OlDcer For profanity on the street.
Judge Did you hear Lim using it?
Officer No, but his hestrlng broke
twice as he was running for a car.
Up to Iter.
"What would you do If I were to
die?" asked the bride of alx. month.
"That' for you to say, my dear," re
plied the other half of the sketch.
"Which would you prefer burial or
cremation?"'
Hereditary.
"I hear," said the Irieud of the fam
ily, "that your son is sowing' wild oats
broadcast since he went to the city."
"Take arter bis olo dad, I reckon,"
replied old man Corntofcsel. "Th' farm
er In him air bound lew crop out, by
lien!" .
Advice.
"Anybody kin give advice," said Un
cle Ebeu, "but It take a right smart
man to pick out de right kind an' take
It" Washington Star.
Vlil London Coffee Houses.
In H37, we are told, the first coffee
house had been prosecuted as a nui
sance. In 1708 there were three thou
send coffee house, and each had its
habitual circle. There were coffee
house frequented by merchants and
tock-Jobbers carrying on the game
which suggested the new nicknames
bulls and bears, and coffee houses
where the talk wa W'blg and Tory,
of the last election and change of min
istry, and literary resorts such as the
Grecian, where, as w are told, a fatal
duel was provoked by a dispute ovi-r
a Greek accent, In which, let us hope,
It was the worse scholar who was
killed, and Wills', where Pope a a IkjJ
went to look reverently at Dryden, and
Button', where at a Inter period Addi
son met bis little senate. Addison, ac
cording to I'ope, spent five or six hours
a day lounging at Buttons', while Tope
found the practice and the consequent
consumption of wins too much for hi
health. Thackeray notices bow the
club and coffee house drinking shorten
ed the live and enlarged Uie waist
coats of the men of those days.
Mr. A. K. Carlile, well known and
highly respected here, tell of his cms
after nearly a quarter of a century'i
suffering. Mr. Carlile says:
"I want to let the public know what
I think of Podd's Kidney Pill. I
think they are the teat remedy for
lick kidney ever made.
"I had Kidney Trouble for 23 years
and never found anything that did me
so much good as Dodd'a Kidney Pills,
I recommend them to all sufferers."
There is no uncertain ion ml about
Mr. Carlile' statement. He knows
that Dodd'a Kidney Pill rescued him
from a life of suffering and he wants
the pnblic to know it. Dodd'i Kidney
Pill cnre all Kidney ills from Back
ache to Bright' Disease.
Roscoe Conkllng's Illg Pee.
It Is said that one day when Iloscoe
Conkllng wa beginning to attain some
measure of success he dropped Into the
office of Charles O'Conor, of New York,
then one of the leaders of the bar.
"What's the trouble?" asked the lat
ter, as Conkllng excitedly paced the
floor.
"I ve Just been subjected to the
worst Insult I have ever received. This
is the first time a client ever objected
to my fee.
"Voo know I defended Gibbons for
arson and put In some tremendous
work for him. He was convicted at
the trial, but we couldn't help It. and
I took the case to tho fiuperlor Court,
and he lost there, then on lo the Hu
premc Court, and that affirmed the con.
vlctlon, and he has been given ten
years. Now, my fee only amounted
to $.1,000! and tho scoundrel actually
lias the audacity to grumble about It,
saying It'a too high. What do you
think of that for Impudence?"
"Well," said O'Conor, slowly, "of
course you did a lot of work, aud $.1,.
000 Is not a big fee, but to be frank
with you, Mr. Conkllng, my opinion,
founded on mature consideration, is
that he might have been convicted for
less money."
Cavalrymen Wbo Hide Oxen.
The oddest cavalry In the world I
maintained on the west coast of Ma
dagascar by Governor General J. Q.
GallienL While the French troops In
that country are ample to meet the
occasional revolutions, the governor
general makes use of the native talent
for police work In out of the way lo
calities. On the west coast of Africa
Is a tribe of natives, possibly racially
connected with the Hovas, wbo are
known a the Knkabova, the most
warlike tribe of the country. The na
tive. In Imitation of French troop
ers, organized an oxen cavalry corps,
under command of a French officer,
Tbey are armed with modern lortg
handled lance or spears and tide
arms.
States and Canada, and during the
ctlve champion of
civil war was au
the North.
WANTED
200 MEN.
itm; mt rft.y, Mtn-
thtll 4utt4wtt W4 gtM m0 aU.4
Dochdrt IfTlfJatlon and Powtr
at mi,
WVta tty
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The nominee of tho Prohibitionist'
for President Is Silas C, Swallow. .f '
Pennsylvania. Swallow Is on of the'
shining lights of ,
the tempera m-e
cause. He Is past
his 00th year nd
for more tlian a
generation bin
been engaged In
booming Problbl
tlon. He made a
phenomenal run
for Treasurer of
Pennsylvania at
one time, receiving
Ibcut 120.000 votes. c aw Al l ow.
Then he ran fur Governor and did
nearly as well, threatening the lteiut
llcan ticket Four years sgu he
sought the nomlnntloii which has now
been given him, but John i. Woolloy
wa the successful aspirant. Mr.
Swallow Is a Methodist minister and
editor of the Pennsylvania MotlMlnt.
Don Jaime, of Bourbon, s com! son
f Don Carlos, the Kpnnlsli preiemh r,
saw In Uie Busso Japanese (imrrei an
opportunity Inslmko
off a little nf tlio
obscurity which ha
for o:ne lime en
veloped the Hour,
bun princes, u,,
hastened to St. l e
teraburg ami of
fered his S'-nleoa
1 to the C.nr. They
w-ero accepted, m,
Don .I.i I in c Is now
an oflleer lu
Russian army In the Far Kant. The
prince la In his thirty fourth year, mid
ha ben given little chance to dWtln
gulsh himself. He Is heir to his fa
ther" pretention to the Hpuulsli
throne.
VOL'M oi:aui:u
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II eiteeMue) I ale aepar.
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. , , this mtnut and write foe our taia-
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tnnliwu and grt you a prjut.oo when comnrlenl. A postal card will bring Ml
F-inituvara. un t II worth your while
to write now brfore you forget 11.
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lORTl.ANI. OKIidON.
Wilt. Ceiak.ue and Prkea.
IXi.t JAIME.
An Unralr Advantage.
Th Czar Why did you lose that bat
tie?
Gen. Zoltlcoff Th Japanes attacked
as la our resr. .
"I was informed that thev attacked
you In front."
"y-e-s, but that
they got there,"
fihoiild Hare Known Better.
"What wa the trouble behvoi-n
Josher and his wife?"
"She stated that a certain young
I'idy of Uieir acquaintance was the
handsomest girl In town, and lis
agreed with her." Butte Inter M(iu.
tain.
Knowledge and Ksperlrm-e.
Hhe What is a silent partner? .
He Did you ever dance with
deaf-and-dumb man?
sigh-
Friendly HuBKestlon.
"My heart is still unteiiaiiled,
ed tho slender summer iilrl.
"Why don't you wrllo on your card
'Flat to let?' " asked her plump com,.
In, who wo wearing a broad smile
and a new engagement ring,
Never Cullrd Down.
Hoar Old Adam had one advantage
over the modern after-dinner speaker.
Joax "What wa that?
Hoax After he had flushed no man
ever said, "I always did like th..t
wa our rsar whea j story."
Important to Farmers
GRAIN BAGS GRAIN BAGS
$4.75 per 100
By order of the State Board of Prison Directors, I
am authorized to sell grain bags in any quantity
above 500, manufactured at San Quentin Prison at
a price fixed at $4.75 per 100. Bags delivered free
in 5an hrancisco. Orders must Tc accompanied
with cash or exchange on San Francisco in full, and
also with the following affidavit verified before a
Notary Public or Justice of the Peace ;
"I hereby certify that I am a consumer residing
- " and that the bags ordered by
me are lor my own personal and Individual use"
Subscribed and sworn to be
fore me this .... day of (Signature)
SealJ
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