The Oregon mist., June 17, 1904, Image 4

Economy
Is a strong point with
Hood's Sarsaparilla. A
bottle lasts longer and does
more good than any other.
It is the only medicine of
which can truly be said
1 00 DOSES ONE DOLLAR
A Born Diplomat.
Be Mis DeJonea, Clara, I never
loved any on but you. Will yon be my
mitt
She But I've been told that you pro
posed to (our other girla within a month.
Ha True, darling; but I did it merely
for practice, to I wouldn't blunder in
proposing to yon.
TrlRESHINfJ COMPANIES.
Tbe Bit Asrlcaltaral and Saw MID Ma.
Chine ry Houaet Centered In Portland
a Headquarter (or the Northweet.
There ia nothing of which Portland
ia more proud than tlie gieat agricul
tural implement bouses that make
their headquarteis for the Northwest
In this city. Among the first of these
is the Advance Thresher Company,
which bas bnilt fine warehouse and
offices on the East tide at Second and
Belmont streets. Mr. J. O. Humphrey
is the manager in charge of tbe com
pany's splendid business in this sec
tion, and be is now in the thick of
spring activity at his commodious
quarters.
The threshermen are just now look
ing sharply after new equipment and
necessary repairs and renovations for
t!e coming season, and no one omits
calling at the Advance establishment
if he seeks to inform himself fully as
to the market and advantages of the
various threshing outfits. In fact
visit to the agricultural and saw mill
machinery manufacturers houses on tbe
East side is a liberal education to any
one who wants to get a fair idea of the
vast farmer interests of this part of
America.
Immense capital is invested in thee
concerns. They sell largely on credit,
ana wnen times are prosperous an
enormous amount of machinery is sold
and paid for. They are the thermome
ter of the advancement and prosperity
of the great Northwest. The factory
and principal-place of business of the
Advance Threshing Company ia at Bat
tle Creek, Michigan. Two years ago
uey came into Portland, and now they
are doing business with the most ac
tive and influential people in theit
lilies.
THE OLD CHtSTNUT TRIS.
Ayers
To be sure, you ire growing
old. But why let everybody
see It, in your gray hair?
Keep your hair dark and rich
and postpone age. If you will
Hair Vigor
only use Ayer's Hair Vigor,
your gray hair will soon have
all the deep, rich color of
youth. Sold for 60 years.
t am now star as taars oM, and t have
a thtok. t to? or hn hslr which la a
artmilar to tvtrt on who som It. And Mot a
gray hair In It, all dua to Avar', lUtr Visor
Mu. U. R. Dm via, Utctaa. alias.
l m a bottla,
A II rtrtltfil'.TI.
for
i. e. avaa oo .
I ,!'. Ms
White Hair
A Guide to the Height or Heels.
There are four different heights,
with as many different names, of tbe
military heel alone. As a guide to
those who want to be right on the sub
ject of heels, remember the following:
Cp to one and one-quarter Inches
heel Is a military, up to one one aud
flve-elghtha It Is a Cuban, above that
It Is a Spanish heel. When It goes
above two Inches It is a Cantlllian.
The French heels range from one and
one-quarter to two Inches usually
and are called Louis XV. The Da
Barry heel runs from two Inches and
quite a few women wear It Shoe Be-tsiler.
There la more Catarrh In this section of th
country than all other diseases put together
and until the laat few years was supposed to bi
incurable For a gr.ai many vtars doctors prt
nouneed It a local disease, and prescribed loraJ
remedies, and by constantly tailing to curs
with local treatment, pronounced ltlncurable
Science haa proten catarrh to be a constitu
tional disease, and therefore requires cousittu
tlonal treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu
factured by f. I. Cheney 4 Co., Toledo, Ohio, 1
we oniy constitutional cure on tnemarset. it
Is taken Internally In doses from 10 drops to
taaspoonnii. it acts airecuy on tne otooa ana
mucous surtaxes 01 tne rtiem. -j ner oner o.s
V . I A J 1 . .,
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address, K.J. CHESS 4 CO., Toledo, O
Hall's Family Fills are the beat.
Lore for Iwwalllar Thing of Kara re
how Cwltwr of the Oenalae Sort.
A woman whoM busy life Is lived In
a large city returned to bar old horn
the other day for a visit All the old
time neighbor came to see ber, and
tha week were crowded with the
pleasure of revived memories. Of one
of these memories the wrote afterward
to a friend:
"But the pleasantest appointment I
kept was with the big old chestnut
tree on the path to school. The leave
were deep on the ground underneath,
and I pushed about through them just
as we used to do twenty years ago,
and thought, of the many boys and
girls who had got nuts there on the
way to and from school. I picked up
my hatful of big glossy nuta myself,
and managed to rub two hole through
the patent leather tip of my second
best shoes. But tne nuts were worth
It I don't know when I've been so
happy.
"I came away with new purpose
to live for. I'm going to own that tree!
It won't coat much, for the land there
isn't worth enything, and what Joy
It will be to me In my city days to
think that I have saved the old tree so
that other boys and girls, so long as It
Uvea, can scuffle through the leaves
and pick up the nuta under Its branch
es, and gather dreams and memories
also from It as I used to do so many
years ago."
The letter strikes a note which Is far
less common than it should be. City
"opportunities" seem to eager young
people all over the country to offer tue
one open door to education, and that
most rare and elusive Ideal, culture.
But culture la a quality of the soul,
not an amount greater or less, of
knowledge put Into the mind. It Is
won, not by effort, but by the love
that unconsciously ripens into "dreams
and memories."
Reader of Lowell's letters will re
call his life-long love for the trees of
tlmwood, and Longfellow never liked
to leave Cambridge while bis lilacs
were In bloom. Men of wide scholar
ship that tbey were, much of their
treasure was gathered not from the
rare folios on their library shelves, but
from the common things of their own
dooryarda. There are opportunities
mat tne city does not control, and to
one who love tnem. prairie and dls-!
tant hills, the meadow brook and the
maple beside the door offer a culture,! Mothers will and Mrs. Winslows'i Soothing
that no book ran .h .'rrupthe be.tr.medy to us. for their child ran
as- v
The tests of turbine engines st Elber
frlil, Germany, show a steam consump
tion equivalent to about eleven pounds
to indicated horse-power, au uuuaral-
Irletl performance in evouomy.
For coughs and colds there Is no bettst
medicine tbaii 1'iso's Cur for Consump
tion. Price 25 cant.
He Has It Removed.
They say," remarked the youth, "thst
a wise man never stumbles over tbs
same stone twice."
"That's right," rejoined ths sage.
"When he passes that way again it
Isn't there."
CASTOR I A
For Infanta and Children.
The Kin, You Hare Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
Indication.
Burgins I sea some genius has in
vented revolving rubber heels for shoes.
Juggsou Ah! Another revolutionary
movement on foot, eh?
The letter o! Miss Mcrkley,
whose picture is printed above,
proves beyond question that
thousands of cases of inflamma
tion of the ovaries and womb
are annually cured by the use of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
"Diab Mrs. PrjiKHAaf t Gradual
loaa of strength and nerve force told
me something- waa radically wrong
with me. I hud severe shoutinir palus
through the pelvic organs, crumps and
extreme Irritation compiled me tq
seek medical advice. The doctor said
that I had ovarian troublo and ulcera
tion, and advised an operation. I
atrongly objected to tlila and decided
to try Lydia K. l'iiikliaiu's Vcrc
table) Compound. I soon found that
my judgment waa correct, and that all
the good thing aaid about this medi
cine were true, and day by day I felt
lea pain and increased appetite. The
ulceration soon healed, and tha other
complications disappeared, and in
eleven weeks I waa once more strong
and vigoroua and perfectly well.
My heartiest thanlce are sent to
yon for the great good you have done
me." Sincerely vours, Miss Maroahit
Mcbsxbt, 175 Third St., Milwaukee,
Wis. fSOOO fWttt If ar'eM af asoas totter
DOCTOR ADVOCATED OPERATION
PE-RU-NA MADE KNIFE UNNECESSARY
2 SCARED HIM INTO PREACHING.
" t
during the teething period..
Bone with the People Off.
Two little fellows of 7 and 8 years
heard older people speaking of skele
tons. Tbe 7-year-old boy listened pa
tlently to the conversation, when tbe
older boy, with an air of superior
knowledge, said abruptly:
"You don't know what a skeleton is,
nd I do."
"So do I," replied the younger. "I
do know."
"Well, what Is itr
"It's bone with the people off."
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I OIN
CHAMP
In the early days of Methodism In
the West a "circuit rider," if he bad
large Held to cover, was sometimes
permitted to have a "colleague," wb
was frequently a young minuter, Just
beginning to preach. The Rev. John
Thompson wa a circuit rider In a
somewhat thinly settled portion of cen
tral Illinois more than fifty years ago.
The colleague aaslimi to him ...
Brother James Smith, an eieelleut
young man. but with very little experi
ence as a p rescuer.
One 8unday Mr. Thompson had an
appointment at a small meetina-bouse
m tne country, but baring a severe
cold he asked hi young assistant to
go along with blm and preach the ser
mon, and the latter, as In duty bound.
obeyed orders.
Brother Smith had never undertaken
lo preach In the presence of hi more
experienced colaborer, and when, after
the opening services, be rose and gave
out his text he was visibly embar
rassed. He stammered through a few sen
tences, hesitated, mads another at
tempt, and came to a dead stop.
"What's the use, brethren?" he said,
sitting down. "I can't preachr
Brother Thompson saw that the casa
was one in which heroic measures
were necessary.
"Young man," he whispered sternly
In his ear, "you get up again and
preach that sermon, or I'll take yoa
out In the grove, after this meeting Is
over, and give you a hard spanking,
as sure as your name Is 8mitbf"
An electric shock could not have
operated quicker. Brother Smith ros3
to hi feet again, bis hesitation all
gone, and in ringing tones be preached
a sermon that 1 still remembered by
aged survivor of that old-time con
gregation as the most fervid and elo
quent discourse they ever beard so
young a man deliver.
Anything bat Greea.
Wiggles Mifggins mads his moaey In
groceries.
Miggles Indeed! Wss hs a green
grocer?
Wiggles I should say not. lis did a
strictly cash business.
IMPORTANT TO THRESHERMEN.
Aa Account and Not Book el 25 Pages
Scot Free to Aay Address.
The A. II. Averill Machinery Co., of
Portland, Ore., whose advertisement is
to be found elsewhere in this publica
tion, have prepared for distiibution
among threshermen a thresherman't ac
count and note book of 25 pages. This
book will le mailed to threshermen
(reel of charge, by addressing the above
named company.
Nothing Doln.
"Just oue kiss, dear, before I go,"
pleaded tbe young physician.
"None of that for me, thank you," re
joined the fair maid, "I don't like ths
idea of having a doctor's bill thrust un
der my nose."
(Keeley uouoRHSofwiNC-ToaAccol
I 1 rr habits rrtwANrxTiv aiarnl
" ' roe ruu SHATKUIAKI
"SUTtLrrtaSTTlMTt.- OWTLAWO.Oatg
The largest cave is tbs Mammoth. It
is over ten miles long and has s navi
gable stream flowing through its chambers.
Always Ijeap Year.
In one part of "all the Hussies," the
province of Vkrnlne. It Is always leap
year aa far as the female privilege of
proposing Is concerned. It Is said to
be customnry there, when a young
woman falls In love with a man, for
ber to go to bis father's house, and in
the most tender nnd pathetic manner
plead with the young man to take ber
as bis wife. She promises the most
submissive obedience to Ills will If he
will but accept ber. If the young man
says: "I beg that you will excuse me
from this." she tells blm Hint she Is
resolved not to depart until he shall
promise to take her for better or worse.
She accordingly takes up uer abode
there snd remains until be Is wooed
"Are you the waiter who took my
order for that cbopr "Yesslr." "Wins
me, how you hare grown!"
"She says she Is very fond of mu
sic." "Instruiuentair "Well, It's in
strumental In making the neighbors
wear when she gets at the plsiw."
Exchange,
Jluklns How Is your son gettlug
long In his literary laborer Jorklts
Oh, famouslyl You should see how
gracefully he carries bis pen behind
Ills ear. Boston Transcript
Tousorlal Artist Your hair seems
to be coming out freshman Yes, It
la. Tousorlal Artist-Tried our hair
tonic? Freshman Yes, but that dldut
do It though. Yale Hecurd,
How hollow It sounds!" said a pa
tient under the movement cure, as the
physician was rigorously pounding his
chest "Oh, that's nothing!" said the
doctor; "wait till we get to the head."
Alice (sued 6) Mamma, my appe
tite says It's time for dinner. Mother
Well, dear, go and see what ths
Mrs. Ev Ilartho, 133 East 12th St.,
Y..iV f 'li v. N. Y.. writes:
"I suffered for three years with
Itmeorrlii' and ulceratlou of the womb.
The dixtor advocated an oratlon
which I dreaded very much, and
, 1 t . 1 . . 1 I. V..M
strongly oiijecieu to go miner
1 mi a t'luiitucd woman. lVnina cured
me; It took nine bottles, but I felt so
much Improved I kept taking II, si l
i leaded an niierntlon so much. 1 )
loilav In perfect health and have not
felt so well for illleeu years." Mil
Kv l'urtlio.
Mrs. Senator IToach. of l.arlmore,
N. D.ik.i Mrs. Senator Warren, of
t-hevennn. Wvo.t llrlv t.ot'kwOOd
and Mr. (Icnersl l.ongstreet, of
Washington, II, C, are among the
prominent ladies who endorse I'eruna.
Miss Helen liolof, Kaiikauna, Wis.,
writes:
"Several limes during Hit past two
ytr or more my system lis been
greatly in need of a tonic, and at those
tunes IVruii lias been of great help In
building up llie svslnn, restoring my
appetite and securing restful sleep."
Helen liulof,
Miss Muriel Ariintane, !ltl lireeewood
Ave., I M mil, Mich., I'iatrlct Organis
er of tlie lioyal Templars of Temper
alien, writes as follows:
"I suffered for live years with uter
ine iireguUritles, alilili brought on
clock says. Alio (some seconds later! ; ,Vsteri and made m physical
The clock says my appetite Is ten j w'rvk . J tried dia lors from the differ
minutes fast! enl schools of medicine, but without
Ilusbsud What! A hundred dol- any perceptible change In my Cn-
lars for an opera cloak f Why. It Isjditlou. In my despair I called on an
perfectly ridiculous, my desr. Wife-
Yes, I know It Is: but you said you
couldn't afford an expensive oue. Chi
cago I'ally News.
Ttacuer Johnny, writ on ths
blackboard the sentence "Two heads
are better than oue." Now, Johnny, !
do you believe that? Johnny Yes'tu. ;
'Cause then you kin get a Job In a
dime museum aud make lots it'
money.
"At what age do you consider wom
en tbe most charming?" asked the In
quisitive female of more or leas un
certain sge. "At the age of the wom
an who asks the question," answered
tbe man, who waa a diplomat New
Yorker.
Howes IVm't like this cold weath-
old muse, nlio advised tns to try I'eru
us, ami promised good results If I
would persist and Ink It regularly. 1
kept tM up for sis months, and stead
ily gained stieiigth and health, and
alien I bad used fifteen bottles I con
sidered myself entirely cuted. I am a
grateful, happy woman today" Miss
Muriel Ariiutage,
I Miss I.ucy M. Itiley. 3:1 !aveupoil
I St., Cleveland, Ohio, arltes:
j "I w ish lo add my endorsement to
thousands of other women who have
!fa
Iff
MIN llVA ItAKtMO
been cured through the use of I'srtina,
I suffered for live years with sstsrs
backache, and when weary or worried
In the hast 1 bad prolonged headache,
I am now In perfnt health, enjoy m,
and have neither an si lie r pals
thanks to IVitin." I.iny M. Hilry, '
It la tin longer a iiietinn a t
whether I'eriina ran I relied na t
cure all such raw, lliiriug lb man.
years In which Prion has been put
test In all forms and stages of arala
and chronic catarrh no one year has pal
this remedy to grwatnr es than lh
past year.
If all the Women who ara snfWlnt
with any form of female Wnskhsst
would writ to Ir. Ilartman. Colanu
bus, Ohio, and give him a romp!
description nf their symptoms ami th
peculiarities of their troubles, hs will
Immediately reply with complels dl.
rerlions for treatment, tree of rliarfs,
Address I'r, llartiimn, I'lesldenl of
The llaitiiian Nsiiitarium, Cutuiutms,
Ohio.
In KncU.li xIoh.Is tlireu hours a waek
si Sinn to nred!eura; lu Nw York
ach! hut oiis.
Vou Can Utt Alice's loot-IIasa I III a
. .. . . , . . .. i n roa A urn ' !im,iKi. I a pT . n. I , m
were complaining of the heat. Karnes
Not of the beat Itself, but rather bo
cause of Its unttmellneas. It would I
all right If reserved for such weather
as this. Boston Trsnscrlpt.
"You may turn up your nose at me,
Martha Ann Bllllwlnk, but I want you
to rememlier It's leap year, and Kit
Garllnghorn Is trying to get me away
I Allan s !..( s. It
iwrallutf. hM .w.'Oan, a.-hlttf It tnasaa
ana or Us'll ! rT A -Ma!D rura lot
rorns. ltirowotf lali ami lunort AIMruf
sun wIlll IwtTI areael ant saMtltui.
I,rs th.in 7 p'r rent of the power used j
in nuiiufii' tiirnig plaiita In I lie L Hi tail
Slates is ttei ltu-.
VII Orllllntf Michln
Ua 'a i aiol duiai.la I.K hart -net
lflllltS Ai ealu Slut ilHtH ta
enia, ttfiitf t,., .t,ati.l raiaiutal
ait?ifcits In ths iua.-Mii f lii.
Wl II HM)N MACIIIM.HY CO.
Post Tt. AM OUM00M
and won or until he ends the siege by from yu-H "Well. I'll Just show the
fleeing to parts unknown.
freckle faced thing she can't do that -
George dear!" Chicago Tribune.
"Father," said Katble, "how much
doea a quite small bottle of Ink cost'i'
"You can get one for a penny," au.
swered father. "A penny!" exclaimed
FITS
PrmanBUr itirsa. wo Btaot aarroataass
after Srstdar'auai.ofDr.Kllna'sOraaiNw
Eatorr. Mnd fur rrrs Tfs'tr-Uianrl irasllaa
iJr. K. H. Kline. Ltd .as: Arch St.. rhlladalpaia, fa.
Old Soldier's Storv.
Sonoma, Mich., June 13. That even
in actual warfare disease is mine ter
rible thsn bullets is the exjMTienre ol
neios uuutiins oi tins place. Mr. j Kathle. In grest disgust. "And mum
Hutchins as a Union Soldier saw three roie made an awful fuss when I upset
years of service under Butler Barke in .h littlest bottle In the cuiilH.rd:"
"Aren't you ssliained of your Indo
lence " "Indeed. 1 am," answered
of shape and how he suffered only a I ln""' r'" , . , ,
du... ni i ' i to do something for It." "What?"
I've been tnkln' de faith cure. I've
tiuln' make lielleve winhI m-ii'
ery, men one lucay nav n is tlruggist . ., ...
advised him touse Oodd's Ki.lnev 1'ills. ! ,n ,u'K"ry shlngton Star.
Of the result Mr. Hutcbins sayM Newltt Well, there's one thing
"The first two buin did not iep bout the weather. It's alwaye a safe
me much but I got two more and before ' ,nPlc of conversation. Itorrotighs-I
I got them used up I was a great deal thought It was today when I met
better, I kept on taking them and Indham, but when I started lo apeak
now my pains are all gone and I feel : f 't be said, "Yes, It's unsettled, and
better than I have in years. I know ! bH reminds me of that account of
Dodd's Kidney Pills will cute Iiheuma-! Jour."
tbe Louisiana swamps snd as a result!
got crippled with Kheiiimttisui so that!
his bands and feet got all twisted out :
uneumatic win ever know.
PVtr I arontl'.fl i va pa I l w . ! .
mv than nna ti,.kti 1. - -I-.. :s : "
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A Bast Cuaah Sruu. Tan to Uaoa. Us ff
J la time. Sold br druaalata Mf
HE FOUND THE TROUBLE.
Bonrk Cock ran 'a Btorr of the Bor
Whose Father Kept Ilia Word.
In an address that be recently de
livered on the labor question, W.
Bourke Cochran told a story of his
boyhood, says the New York Tribune.
"I was born In Ireland.'' he said,
and In Ireland I obtained a part of
my education. I remember we l tbe
school I sttended and I remember well
a school fellow of mine named Michael,
lad wbo waa always talking1 about
trouble and always looking for It We
are on tbe question of trouble now
and therefore In Michael's experience
It msy be that there 1 something to
profit us.
'Michael boasted constantly that the
master was afraid to flog him. WbvT
Oh, because bis father had said that
if a hand wss ever laid upon the boy
there would be trouble. But one day
Michael misbehaved and tbe flogging
due was not long In coming.
"Tbe boy went home Indescribably
enraged. He sought out bis father.
"'Father,' be aald, 'didn't yon say
that If tbe schoolmaster ever licked
me there would be troubler
" 1 did,' the father answered.
" 'Well, I was licked to-day, and only
for throwing paper pellets about the
room.'
"The father frowned.
" 'I never fall, my boy, to keep a
promise,' be said. There la going to
be trouble. Fetch tbe strap.'"
Her "Bwtist."
Mrs. Rubberton Why did you with
draw your application for divorce?
Mrs. Gayboy Because I found that
I wouldn't be able to get enough ali
mony to support another husband.
Vial tor Tommy, wouldn't you like
to have some distant relatives?
Tommy Yep, if they lived In Bt
Loula.
Harbin, Man. hnrla, 1 only three
years old, but It Is one of the great
est cities of Asia, and has tbe larg
est European population of any Asiatic
city, containing 00,000 Rus-dans, ha
sides tbe soldiers and -ICMjOO Chinese,
It will be tbe great flour milling city
of that region.
Flight ot liig Hlrils.
Of birds now In existence, probably
the one with the greatest expanse of
wing In proportion to the Imdy and
with tbe greatest power of flight Is
the frigate or man-o'-war bird. This
bird apparently flies more by skill than
by strength, for it bas not great carry
ing powers. The wandering albatross,
tbe largest of all sealjln l, Is also one
of our strongest flyers. One bird was
known to fly at least 3,1."X) miles In
twelve dsys.
AN INVISIBLE ENEMY
TO HEALTH
I
I
7
7 Tyvjev t
Malaria is a slow poison, but the most tubborn and
deeply rooted when it take possession of the sys
tem. We breathe into the lungs the polluted, germ
tainted air; the little microbes then enter into the sys
tem, and feeding upon the red corpuscle of the blood
suuii icuulc una vital, tue-bUBiaining nuia to such a
weak, watery state that the patient become listless
i j
jjaic suu aus:ioit aim men
tally and physically de- Amory, Miss., Jan. 28, 1009.
Dressed Malaria mav hr. T0"! tlfteen rears aa-o I Buffered with boll
pressea. wsiana may De- d took ooara of 8. S. 8., whloh built ma up
gin With slight rigors or entirely eurd ma of tbe bolls. Three yeare
chilly sensations followed
by fever and thirst; but mined to try it again. I am glad to say that tha
gradually all part, of the rtakV8rS10.anHr:Vr,d- Bino then
- J , "., r! ir pint moat or the time
liver becomes torpid, and onXonblbe bottom having timber out.
dark or yellow splotche. a. E. dalbttiuplb.
appear upon the skin ; the stomach fails to properly digest the food
and there are frequent headaches, dizziness, bad taste in the mouth,
constipation and a general worn-out, tired feeling that only a sufferer
from Malaria can describe. Other and more dangerous symptoms
are apt to follow where this disease is neglected, such as nervous pros
tration, palpitation, sleeplessness, enlarged liver, weak kidneys boils
and risings and dangerous-looking sores and abscesses. Malaria 'is all
the more dangerous because of its insidious and stealthy nature. It is
an invisible atmospheric poison, and the germs and microbes that are
lodged m the blood are propagating and increasing in number all the
while, clogging Jhe circulation and gradually wrecking the health
t...-v ,m ureucu in inaiuriai irouDICS IS
a blood purifier and tonic. S. S. S. purifies
the germ-infected blood, tones up the stom
ach, improves the appetite and invigorates
the entire system. It stimulates the torpid,
sluggish organs of the body, enabling them
to pronerlv nerform their fimimn. -.,
carry off the poisonous secretions and health-destroying matter that have
been polluting the blood and clogging the circulation. S. S. S con
tains no strong minerals, but is strictly a verretable
purifier without an equal, and the greatest of all tonics. If you hava
any symptoms of Malaria, write us, and medical advice will be fur
nished without cost, lr MWHT Btxrr.irtn en m-n, . .
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"Dear," said the politician's wife, !
"there's a handsome big policeman j
whose beat embraces Mrs. tiwcllmnu's '
bouse. Csn't you gel him transferred ;
to this neighborhood?" "What for'f" j
demanded her husband. "Mrs. Swell. !
man bas sn excellent cook and 1 w aut !
her." Philadelphia Cress.
Tbe officers of a Hritlsh maiio'-war
were entertaining their friends with a
grana luncn ana in aurndunre were i
some typical Hritlsh tars. A young
lady, wanting a piece of bread looked
behind her chair at one of the sailors
in waiting, and asked blm to bring her
what she wsnted. Hut bo drew him
self up, stiff sud stern, sud, to her
amaiement, replied, "Can't do it, miss;
I'm told off for taturs."
An Up-to-Iiate Village. "Do yqu
have a good lecture course here durlnir
tbe Winter?" was ssked of tlie iiiaiiug..r
of the Hlgglnsvllle Lyceum, "indeed
we do," he answered; "and next season
we expect to outdo all previous records.
So far we have booked one riuiwimd
missionary, one reformed gitinliler, one
troupe of trained animals, one convert
ed heathen, one moving picture ma
chine and one profeaaloiial personntor.
W'e may take on a college professor who
wants to spesk about the tendency of
modern literary thought, but 1 don't
know. It's pretty hard to keep the
course on the same high plane of
thought throughout." Judge.
The Other Hide of the Htory: Hlu
gleton What's the trouble, old man;
you loolt sll broke up. Wederly Yuti
would doubtless look broke up, too, If
you bad a mother-in-law like inlne,
and sbe Hlngleton Ha! The old'
old story; she's coming to spend n few
weeks with you, I suppose. Wederly
(sadly) No; on tbe contrary, she hut
been with us two mouths, nnd to day
she wa compelled to return home. Nhe
nursed my wife through a bad case of
fever, took care of the bnby, attended
to the household duties, mended my
clothes, and loaned mo Ave dollars on
three different occasions. Oh, i tell
you, that woman Is in earthly iin.j
If there ever was one. Ex.
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