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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 7, 1903)
Scrofula Hu com down to ua through tlis ages like the pyramids and the sphinxes. It mkn its presence known by many tigna glandular tumors, bunches in the neck, cutaneous eruptions, inflamed eyelids, sore ears, rickets, catarru, wast ing and general debility, Huflerera should take Hood's Sarsaparllta The treat specific (or scrofula, effecting the most wonderful, radical and perma nent aires. Be sure to get Hood s. Sure Evidence. "But how do you know that he went to heaven?" "Kate the male kicked him that away an' he hain't never come down yet." Atlanta Constitution. Oa Equal Footing. Dusty De re's one boss thing about dis here hobo anion. Rusty Wofa dst? Dusty- Ev'ry feller's a walkin' dele gate. Baltimore American. The Real Thing. Von Qniu What doe your friend write? Verse? Novels? Tragedies? H. Kashe Great Scott, what do you take him for? An amateur? No, sir! He writes advertisements of course! New Orleans Times-Democrat. Overmatched. "Now, witness," said the lawyer, "yon aay that your hearing is good" "Yes sir." "How good? Give me an illustra tion. Can yon hear my watch tick?" "No, sir. It's three days since I ssw you going into the pawnshop, and the watch mast have run down by this time." Natural Conclusions. "Ef dere's milk in paradise dey mus' have cows dar," said Brother VVil liama, "en ef dey got honey dar dey sho mut have bees, en whar bees is dey'a blossoms, en whar blossoms is dey's always watermelons in season, bless de Lawd!" Municipal Tramways Pay. Newcastle-on-Tyne municipal tram ways have resulted in a profit to the town of $40,000 in fifteen months. Manchuriaa Trad. The increase in the imports of Man churia in ten years has been, in the various commodities, 100 to 600 per cent. The 'caroms revenue in 1902 wss $910,000. The great growth in trade has resulted fram free exportation of beans, bean caks and bean oil. The Otnluse. We are not in favor of pensioning geniuses. If this were done, it would mean a deathblow to the newspapers, for all newspaper man will quit work and live on their pension. To Much Ambltloa. "I can't understand why yon dis charged my boy. You advertised for a boy with ambition, and he" "That's just it, madam that's just it. He wasn't in the place two days before he had bis feet on my desk and as amoking my cigars." War Balooa Test. The difficulty in damaging a war baloon in midair was recently shown by tests made in Austria. The experi menters anchored a baloon at a height of 7,000 feet and had gunners who had not been given the distance try to dis able it. It required 22 shots to find the range, even approximately, and not nntil the sixty-fourth round wss the baloon hit. It then sustained bat a slight tear, which canted tt to descend lowly. Chicago Chronicle. Small Incomes. Of the 41,000,000 people in England mora than half of them live on an in come of less than $12 a week, and the earnings ef 7,000,000 of this number do not exceed 6 a week for the family. Church Tenets and Long Life. Mrs. Margareta Dsnie'.son of Cam. bridge, Minn., ia 132 years old. She is the mother of two Swedish Baptist ministers and ascribes her long life to her strict adherence to the tenets of the church. A Good Beginning Ii the blood is in good condition at the beginning of the warm season, you are prepared to resist disease and are not apt to be troubled with boils, pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning; skla eruptions that make one's life a veritable torment and misery. i Now is the time to begin the work of cleansing and building; up the blood and strengthening- the weak: places in your constitution. During-the cold winter months we are compelled to live indoors and breathe the impure air of badly ventilated rooms and of fices. We over-work and over-eat, and get too little out-door exercise, and our systems become clogged with impari ties and the blood a hot-bed of germs and humors of every- kind, and warm weather is sure to bring a reaction, and the poisonous matter in the blood and system will break out in boils and pustules or scaly eruptions and red, disfiguring bumps and pimple. Make a good beginning this season by taking a course of S. S. S. in time ; it will not nly purify your blood aad destroy the germs and poisons, but promote healthy action of the Liver and Kidneys and give you a good appetite at tt time when you need it most. S. S. S. improves the digestion and tones np the Stomach, and you are not continually taunted by the fear of indigestion every time you eat, or troubled with dizziness, nervousness and sleeplessness. There is no reason to dread the coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified and the blood in a normal, healthy condition. It is the polluted, sluggish blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons of every kind and bring on-a long train of spring and summer ailments, break down the con stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, and other debilitating disorders. Eczema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, and other irritating skin troubles are sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons scape the diseases common to spring and summer. S. S. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable and is recognized as the best blood purifier and the most in vigorating and pleasant of all tonics. Write for our book on "The Blood and Diseases." TK SWIFT SKC1FIC CO., ATLANTA. OA. In Worst Mad ef dual. There's lota of different kind of gluts in this world," remarked the man who had traveled some, "but the gnst that ssys, when you ark him into a tobacco store to have cigar : 'Gim me a pack o' cigarettes,' comes pretty nigh to bein' the pup of them all." New Version. Ernie So they eloped? Edith Yes, their parents paid the village blacksmith not to sho their horse, but they eloped in an automo bile. Ernie That was nice. I suppose love laughs at blackamitns as well as locksmiths. Chicago News. Tea Rapid for Him. He I was held op for a minute or two by Mrs. Talkington just now. She Ihat so? What did aha have to say? He Gee whin! I haven't got a stenographic memory. Philadelphia Ledger. For coughs and colds there la no bettst medicine than Piso'a Cure for Consump tion. Price 25 cents. Passing Belief. Miss Giddy What did he say when you told him I was married? Mis Speits Well, he seemed mr prised. Miss Giddy Did h ask to whom? Miss Speitx No, but he asked 'how it happened.' Philadelphia Press. Just Like a Maa. Hnaliand Snnrjoee we attend Dr. Thirdly'a lectate tonight, my dear. Wife But I have notaing to wear. Husband Ob, then we'll go to the opera. Plays a Losing dame. Brownovich I understand Green haa heart trouble. Kmithinakr Yea: and be also has spade, club and diamond trouble. FITC Pennsaentlr Cure. NoStseraeraaoeoess rl lit fteremday-ousaofDr.ailae'sUreelKers' Restorer. Send tot FreeS IrtolooltlaaimtraeJIse. Dr. K. H. Klin. Ltd.. U A rub 8k. FaUeaalphls, Fa. Between Friends. Msynie I hear you are going to be married again. Edyth Again? Why, I've never been tied up as yet. Mayme No, but I can't recall tne number of time yon war "going to be." Chicago News. . A A Bright Student. At a medical college some students were being questioned in anatomy, and one of them waa asked, "What muscles have their origin in the popliteal replied, "Well, there' that on with. J I I T -I . . 1 toe aurnea ioog nimv, iau a imiu s iv member the two other." now- Ttfisr We offer One Hnndred boilers Bewsrd tarsny eue el cattarrn that eearaot secured by tuui Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHEKET a Ce., Props., Toledo, O. We the nnderrtjned. bare known F. J. Cheney for the past ljrar, end believe him perfect. y honorable in sli bO!infsa transections and fln eoctailT able to carry oulauy obligation mad by tbelr firm. . WasTaVTarjax. Wholesale lrnf late, Toledo, Wiiiiisa Ki.nkin A Maavnr, Wholesale Iruff:ets, Tetado.0. Ball's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally .acting SJrectly en the blood and mucous aurfaeesew the system. Price 76c per bottle. Bold hr ail trurirlats. Testimonials free, Hail's family PU1 are the beaL No Lie. "I doa't think it is s nice thing to aay of Mrs. Odeent that she got her husband at a bargain counter." "Oh, bat it' true. He was the young man that saved ber life in crash at a glove (ale at 8potcash's one day." Chicago Tribune. Uncle Reuben Says. A man who gits d repotashun of be in' dishonest will find de people chary of dealing wid him, an a man who am known to be upright can't trade mewls widont gittin' de worst of it. Dat' probably de reason why so many of a am dodgin between de two extremes. Detroit Free Press. Unintentional. Toast Master (to chairman of public dinner) Would you like to propose your tosst now. my lord, or should we M 'em enjoy themselves a bit linger? Punch. HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BSUS. I had a horrible attack ef bells that broke est all ever amy bo y east front whleh Z could get ae pos sible relief until I Its taking X u r nseduine, sued tress at a perlea.ee I eaa safely aay U.B.8. Is the test hlood purifier la the world. atr. It. T. SKTTXHS, Tyytherllle, Ta. THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER. While Urine In Bborasan, Tea., I be am a victim of impure, watery blood. I ran laws la appetite aad nersry; wee scarcely able to ge bout end had to atop off ana rest occasionally. I took B. B. S. aad tw f an to Improve at once, end alter a borough course beoeme etroB- sad well. I think . 8. 8. the best medicine I ver ueeet aa an appetiser end sea ral tenia. F. O. BCOTT. 11 Urea4 street, Jtome, Oa, are antldoted and the thin, acid blood made rich and strong before the coming of warm weather. A course of S. S. S. now would be a safe precaution and a good beginning and enable you to pass in comfort through the hot, sultry months and Wcience I A fungus that rapidly destroys wood pavements Is giving trouble In English cities using such paving. Th fuugus spreads from Infected blocks to sound oiios, snd the only moans of checking It seems to be careful Inspection of all wood before laying and the prompt re moval of lufeoted blocks. The curloua habit of carrying a lire sea anemone In each of Its two claws Is ascribed to the Melta, a genu of mall craba of the Maldlv Archipel ago. M. Borradatle state that the crab's claws are too frail for use In defence, and It la not clear whether the auemones are held as a means of pro tection or as a trap for food. A primeval tVrest containing 120,000 camphor tree, measuring ftviu 7 to 18 feet lu circumference, has recently been discovered In Formosa. It Is estimated that the yield of camphor gum from these tret will amount to 13.000,000 pound. Th forest Is not eutiroly couirx sed of csmpbor-treee, but contains other varieties. Including an abundance of "red-gratucd" oak. Some time ago B. Walter allowed that an electric spark feels It way from the positive pole to the negative In a rapid succession of preliminary sparks of Increas ng Lnjrth. By s me excellent photographs with a moving camera, he has now proven that light ning similarly establishes a conducting path through the air by a serle of minor flashes, and that as a rule, the lightning passe from the cloud to the earth ss a serle of contluuius dis charges. Befor the Boyal Microscopical So cle;y In I-oudou. Mr. E. B. 8trlugcr has described a new method of photograph Ingobjtcta magnified by the microscope. The light of the eletrlc arc Itself Is em ployed, that of the Incandescent car bon being shielded, the light Itself Is altered, and .thus a powerful violet motfochrosmatic ligu"t, at the extreme limit of visibility. Is obtained. With this light excellent photographs of minute objects, under a magnltlcstlon of 2,200 diameters, were made ond ex hibited upon a screen. Mr. Stringer suggests that lenses specially corrected for the ultraviolet rays would enable photography to do for the microscope what It has already done for the tele scope. In July 1902, E. L. Furlong of the University of California rediscovered, on Totter Creek, In Shasta County, a remarkable cave, which bad b.eti visit ed once before by i. A. Richardson In 1S78. A party from the university has since thoroughly explored the cave, as a part of the Investigation now going on to determine the antiquity of man In California. The bones of a large variety of animals have been found, lu eluding snclent representatives of the elepusnt, the tapir, the horde, the fox, the wolf, the bear, and so on, besltles a large number of birds. It la remark d that the present mountainous chara tvr of that part of California Is entirely out of harmony wlih the existence of mastodons, elephants snd tapirs. No unquestionable relics of man have been found In the cave. ALLISON S BOY Makes aa Esmeet Attempt to Tie the Paternal Kecord. Allison's boy stood before bis fath er's chair In silence Just looking wist ful. Allison looked from his news paper to the boy once or twice and then pursued bis reading, but It was bard to keep his mind on the Balkan war cloud under that silent regard, so he laid the paper on bis lap and said. "Welir "I weeded your onion bed this morn ing," said Allison's boy. "Did you? That was nice of you. But you ought not to tell me a thing like that so suddenly. Mow did you happen to think of It? It wasn't be cause I've been trying to get you to do It for a month, waa it?" The boy grinned and then seated himself on the arm of the chair and twisted a linger In bis father's watch chain. "Gee. but there was tots of weeds In It!" he said. "There were a few onions In It, too," said Allison. "Did you leave them In?" "Of course, I did. Say, pa, my bi cycle tires are all full of punchers. I can't make 'em stay pumped up any more at all." "Why don't you take the punchers out of themr "You can't take a puncher out A puncher's a bole In the tire. I want new tires, but haven't got enough money. I've only got 8 cents and they cost $3." "Well, yon need only $2.92 now." "Won't you give It to me?" "No, my son. If you want money you go to work and earn It by the sweat of your brow. That's the way I did when I was your age. You get your money too easily." "If I finish the onion bed will you give It to me?" "How much more have you got to do? There Isn't much to do. Is there?' "Sure. I only weeded one row and part of another one. Pa, I was 80 in arithmetic last week. If I get 90 next week will you give me the $2.92 r "I'll give you a licking If you don't get 90." said Allison. "The Idea of a boy of -your age doing no better than that and getting tired after he weeds a row In a onion bed. No, sir, you Just work for It. I used to saw wood and split kindling for my pocket mon ey when I was a boy. I didn't have a father who shoveled out money for me whonever I asked for It. I remem ber one Fourth of July I had f." spend ing money, and I earned every cent of It myself." "What did you do with It?" "Firecrackers mostly, I gupss I don't know that I spent It all. I probably put a lot of It In the bauk." "You said I wasn't to have any fire works this Fourth at all. You will, though, won't you, let me? I dldu't mean to set the barn on Ore and I'll be careful this time." "lou may run away now. I'll talk to you about the Fourth of July some time next September." "I don't see any way to get my money," said th boy, with an sg grieved air. "There Isn't any wood to aw around here, aud If there was I haven't got a saw. What other ways did you mak niouey when you were a boy, pa?" "I bustled." replied Allison. "1 dldu't alt around aud try to cou a loving parent. 1 got out and showed myself willing ami cheerful and In ' duatrlous aud tackled anything that ! ........ V .ll.1.. t.,l,.l h.kttf rillltrh vaiu lull, a uimi " " . H or hard work was as long aa It was honest. I'd like to see you Ilk that. I'd be proud of you then." "Waa grandpa proud of you?" "I thluk you've twisted that chain as much as Is good for It," said Alll son. "Now run along." The evening following Allison's boy did uot return home la time for din ner. Mr. Allison said he had been away all day and she was beginning to worry about liliu. lie got back, however, about dusk. Ills face was dirty and there was a wide streak down the frout of bis new tweed suit which looked like axle grease, but which he said was molasses. Ills cap was caked with mud aud flour, his kulckerlMcker aud Jacket were torn and there waa flour on bis shoulder and egg on hla waistcoat. "I've been hustling." he announced. "I got a Job from Tlediuau'a deliver lug groceries and I've made fifty cents. Uee, but I'm hungry I He dldu't give me the fifty cents, though, because I lot a esse of eggs drop out of the wagon. You'll give It to me. though, won't you, pa? I earued It." "You go up to the bathroom aud lie eklnulug those rag" off." said Allison. "I'll come up and talk to you pre cutly." Chicago News. HOW JOE GOT TO CONQRE33. Tea as Btateaaaaa Won Hie first Nom ination by tttratae-em. The $2ti0.000 fee said to have been earned in-Wall street by Senator Bail ey of Texaa gives polut to a story to!d by a man from Texas upon the man ner In whjii Bailey got his start. "Ballet," said the Texas nutn, "win a straggling young lawyer In the new section Into which he had moved. Time bad rolled around to nominate a Democratic candidate for t'otigress. The day of the convention had b,n set It was rouceded that a ceitniu old man lu Congress would be given the nouiluntlon. "Having much leisure and but little money, he thought lie would walk to the convention. After be had ln' u on the road for some time a fanner drove Up behind him. 'Wauter g't In an' ride?' he said to the young law yer, and Bailey accepted gladly. " "(Jolug to the e.iuventlou ?' ake.l Bailey after a while. 'Yep,' wild the farmer. 'Kver hoar of a young law yer named Bailey 'round here?" asked Bailey. 'Nope,' wild the farm -r. 'Good speaker and bright fellow, I nn derstand.' suggested Bailey. 'Spine so.' said the farmer. 'Yes,' continued Bailey, 'aud be will be over tin-re to day and 1 tell you what we'll dj. We'll call on him to make a speech You see all your friends, tell them about ltallcy aud we'll cull on hliu.' "The farmer said all right. No more was said about the matter until tiicre was a lapse In the converwitlon dur ing the preliminary movements of the body. Suddenly the old fanner up and suggested that the ciuvcittou hear from Mr. Bailey, 'a rls'.u' youu lawyer of these dlggln's,' he said, 'an' a fellow who talks like pntiln' out fire.' 'Bailey! Bailey! Bailey!' mar,, than a dozen yells went up, and Bui ley came forth. Joe Bailey made one of the hottest speeches of his life and the upshot of the whole thing was that the 'rlslu' young lawyer of those dlggln's' got the nomination for Con gress and Is now Senator Bailey of Texaa." New Orleans Times Demo crat. Pantomime by Max O'ltell. "When Max O'Kell came to Montreal some years ago," said a man from that city to a Detroit Journal contributor, "we fixed up a little Joke on him. We had noticed how gracefully he could unite a caustic criticism with a compli ment, a faculty that enabled him to say the sharpest things without orfendini; the people be was criticising. We were going to put the faculty to a test. "We had him lunch with us, and there were at the table beside, himself an Englishman, a Scotchman, an Irlxli man and a Krenrh-Cuuudlaii. When we got our guest off his guard we demand' ed an honest opinion of the different races we represented. As the opinion had to be given In the presence of all four, the situation for him was a rather delicate one. But It never seemed to trouble III in, and he gave his opinion without a moment's hesitation. "The Scotchman," he said, and he clenched his right hand tightly and pretended to try and force It open with bis left. The EugllKhman 'and he went through the same performance, open ing the hand at the end after an appar ent struggle. The Irishman ' and he held out his hand wide open, with the palm upwards. The Frenchman ' and he made a motion wlrli both hands as If he were emptying them on the table. "There was not a word of explana tion, but we all understood thoroughly, and had a hearty laugh. Max O'ltell bad maintained bis reputation." With Grain of hit It. Tales of gantronomlcHl prowexs abound In George II. KUwaugor's re cent book, "The Pleasures of the Ta ble." One In particular makes the feat of the growing boy look hiiiiiII Indeed. A drummer In the French army was noted for his tremendous appetite. Ills captain wagered that the man could out a whole calf, and the drummer, proud of his distinction, promised to do honor to the captain's compliment. Accordingly a eafcf was prepared lu various appetizing ways. The drum mer was disposing of It. When lie bad finally consumed about three quarters of the repast he paused, and placing his knife and fork on his plate, said to his superior officer: "You had better have the calf brought on, had you not, sir? AH these little kickshaws will end by tuk Ing up room." Advantages always look larger than disadvantages, even when the ccule are ba'.anced. PAINFUL PERIODS ar overcoiu- by Ljr.il. "'" khu. Mnanl fiirt'd ftr doc tors fuliod lo help Iter. I,)dlu K. IMnkhntit's W titlila fitiH""l cured ni after doctor litnl tMWA, and I wtttit other pirtu to know ntoiit it. I'ur. itig; metiHtruittioti 1 suffered most IiiteiHo patu low lu tho abdomen and iu my lim'- At other times I hud a heavy, do.wiwfd ." which mitdo my work seem twice ns hard, and 1 pi-ow palo Hitd thin. Tho mc.lieltw Uio doctor tf.ivo me did not do me ouo hit of icix-hI, snd I win thoroughly tllseournued. I ho doctor wnuteil mo to stop work, but. of course, I could not do that. I lluallr beir.tn to take I.ydU 1 .MiiUmmN Vegetable" 'omHuiid ami felt Utteraftcr taking tho llj-st bottle, aii'l after taking n bottle I wa.1 entirely cured, und am now In perfect health, ami I am so (crate- fill for it." MllW tisIOHOIal MXHAHIS B37 li. 152nd St., New York tlty.-- $0 tvf'H If """ t M'u I.ydla K. 11 rtk ham's Vegretuble Coiii pound eiirea female Ills wheal all oilier meuus have failed. An Appropriate Pme. Kdoa I don't know whether to rail no Itofton bull terrier Toauwy, Clplo or t'aecar. Artlmr( who has had a ad experi ence with the terrier) 1 think Agrip .. would be a very suitable name (or him. Relaxation. "I (eel happy today," said the club "I havxli't It. inn in tlia world to do, not a club to attend. rm ioimk to clean house and nav a lid time." Eipenslve. The tlaabsnd A penny for your I liimglite. Wife It'll cost you more then that. I wss thinking ul anew gown. Now York Journal. Inreeaooebie Slater. Mamma A'hy, Herbert, what In the eorld Is the matter with sister? Herbert Aw we was just a playin' haunted house, an' she wat the ghost, an' I give hei a little chain to swaller ao's she would clank every lime she moved, an' now she's a cryiu' an' says she don't want to be the ghost an more! Maguiue of Humor. Any Present SurprUloi. Mr. Kroehett I'm going to surprise you on your birthday. Mrs. Kroehett (coldly) Indeid? Mi. Kroehett Yes; can't you guess what it I-? Mrs. Kroehett If you really mean to surprise me I suppoee you're going to give tne some tort of a preesnt. Aa l:ye far Business. (irsndais Toog'xjd (solemnly) A'ler your grandma die who will glv you any pennies? Terror Knott Toogood (aed six) Why, you won't take your poekst book to hear n, will yon, grandma? Judge. Bird Superstitions. In many parts of Knglsnd there are, curious miperatitions atx.ot birds. The ttonechat, for inetsnce, is believed to be continually chatting with the evil one, so it in held in bsd repute, and as the raven commonly Impersonates his able majesty it is ranked in the ean e lategory of evil birds. Hometime. however, the raven's appearance, so it is held, lure bodes a death. mnEm AWrelable Preparalionfar Ai similatim? ihcFotxlnndltcflula ting ttte Stuuvoclts andlJowels of Promotes DigealionJCIverrur ness and Rest.Conlains nellher Upium.Morpliine norMiiieraL Not Kaiicotic. Aetata. Sm' Ji.I. tea rMrie.W. Aperfccl Rfimedy rorConslipii. nun, Sour Stonwcri,Dinrrhi)fl and Loss or Sleep. Facsimile Signalure of NEW YOFIK. -,- e EXACT COPT OF WRAPPCH. Iff rt y u Ik. Nasdle. The flist needle used In Kbgland was mad In queen Mary's li.u. by a aeiro, who unfortunately died lf"i U.iiHarl Itig th secret to any one. In U' '" of y.rnen KlUabeth th art of needle making was dlseoveied ly Herman ho Imparted It to anj:iiIWin , Mew Maihln Uun. The Cleveland machine gun, filing twenty-live one-pound pro.Hitlls at on pull of the trlyger. has ln tested. Th gun weighs M pomi'l'- n1 800 shots In a tnliiute without heaiini th liarrel. Misunderstood. "Now, then, young man," said Wil lie's mother, "I w.m'l let you play asenall again In hy. u" " get no supper tonight." "Why. is supper all over? "Vou know very well it Is. ton saw m at th back gats and heard me calling an hourago." Whyarl thought y" wu Jest spplaud'ln' tt two-bagger t made." Sells tllblea and Olt. tu Nassau stieet, near where It tm'r es Into I'ark low. is a little shop whose proprietor evidently believes thai he Is going to t-atch customer both "s i,.l a eerlna." He list but S small wiudiw 1m H d splay of his wares, and In this are groiipesi tuoiea, fprajer books, miniature lonlelte wheels, die siul playing rarus. Why Ar-pe'u la Needed. Food eaten without appetit always causes gastric disturbance, because un Irs th secretary glands oi the stomach are stimulated by a desire for food no digestive juices are ettraded into the stomach, A CoeveraatUjo Overheard. "tlooilnees gracious, Maude, where are yon going wil b that big. bunch of to aud those boles of randy?" "rt'hy, haven't you heard? They'v sol )ust on wl th lovlleet murderer Negative Virtue's steward. "Why, papa." she argued, "yon know Arbntbnot never duaks, chees, mokes, gambles nor swears." "Yes, l know," the tugged, unto, mautlc old man answered, "but I don't ant a chap for a on-lu-la who mere ly doesn't do tkingt." Chicago fir oid-llerald. Speed at Waterspout. A waterspout spins with enormous speed. Its velocity at the sea level has been estimated at six miles min ute. Horn froitkel ek. ft ia not ne-eeary to lrv yutir . home and friend, give up your occua. ; lion or put on a uniform to do good. Mere ia a simple way; When you hear a food thing said about a man, letl him. This line ol uilsetonary work , does not take any of your I ime from j your legitimate business. j The Subt Me l iked Beet. "You talk well on the subject In' whleh you are moot Interested," said i the impeitlnent girl. "And what Is that?" said the man, : smelling a compliment. "Youieell," said th Impertineut girl demurely. Sour Stomach "A fie) r I w !! try i AttT A M !'. I IU M HsWHl IU in ifce) Iww. ; Mr i.e. ttu tt) 99ff t4 IMH tttMl mf IteMkel nel I mm4 tut mm uulo Hu teit- i lti t ert. I e m st bU I W aisl U tih Mncri.l rfttcu rwf mr ihii " ; laoaanl. fafaiaoia. i-ut.nl Tui, Uwj rw Sooo, Sa.ar Sit..., Waa... ur Ut. Wo, SM lio ... CURI CONSTIPATION. ... ! t.a.aaf. I lM(nd. t f mO. aiS M.Tfl.flift Sol soa .i.ni..a br an eras- . N. U. No Jt-teoi. lUieJ lyliaM wrlilnj ta aalaertloare If anonilow I bio taar. For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years THt ...T.U. ...,,. ... vw rasas otaaa iiimiii jaSf V I jrTSJiosf AW AW m m mm IF' lata fl n UUHglliSM Coughing " I was given up to dis with quick consumption. I then btgsn to use Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, Improved st ence, end sm now In perfect htslth," Chss, E. Hirt. man, Glbbitown, N. Y. It's too risky, playing with your cough. The ftrtt thing you know it wilt be down deep In your lungs ind the play will be over. Be gin early with Aycr'i Cherry Pectoral and stop the cough. fVMalHSI Ik., Ms., II. attetttrlels. ianll reel eue It So aai tats H, thsa i es ae sera, l ae tame tm ae4 a take , u e-t ae H, Ms earaa, Laate u ' """ J, k at aa uo- ImwM. Mase, Uelerori Mtawliliiei Co. SI Oi r.MK TO John Iimii g. I'eat e Morrises) Portlaa. Urstea, t-araoiie Hawtere. Auiemaiie. sell w,iiH( tatilileae amine ruller, liv nuiojawM all twu h.r . Urn . sawmill Ua. tin.ir. k. 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