Scrofula
Hu com down to ua through tlis ages
like the pyramids and the sphinxes.
It mkn its presence known by many
tigna glandular tumors, bunches in the
neck, cutaneous eruptions, inflamed
eyelids, sore ears, rickets, catarru, wast
ing and general debility,
Huflerera should take
Hood's Sarsaparllta
The treat specific (or scrofula, effecting
the most wonderful, radical and perma
nent aires. Be sure to get Hood s.
Sure Evidence.
"But how do you know that he went
to heaven?"
"Kate the male kicked him that
away an' he hain't never come down
yet." Atlanta Constitution.
Oa Equal Footing.
Dusty De re's one boss thing about
dis here hobo anion.
Rusty Wofa dst?
Dusty- Ev'ry feller's a walkin' dele
gate. Baltimore American.
The Real Thing.
Von Qniu What doe your friend
write? Verse? Novels? Tragedies?
H. Kashe Great Scott, what do you
take him for? An amateur? No,
sir! He writes advertisements of
course! New Orleans Times-Democrat.
Overmatched.
"Now, witness," said the lawyer,
"yon aay that your hearing is good"
"Yes sir."
"How good? Give me an illustra
tion. Can yon hear my watch tick?"
"No, sir. It's three days since I
ssw you going into the pawnshop, and
the watch mast have run down by this
time."
Natural Conclusions.
"Ef dere's milk in paradise dey mus'
have cows dar," said Brother VVil
liama, "en ef dey got honey dar dey
sho mut have bees, en whar bees is
dey'a blossoms, en whar blossoms is
dey's always watermelons in season,
bless de Lawd!"
Municipal Tramways Pay.
Newcastle-on-Tyne municipal tram
ways have resulted in a profit to the
town of $40,000 in fifteen months.
Manchuriaa Trad.
The increase in the imports of Man
churia in ten years has been, in the
various commodities, 100 to 600 per
cent. The 'caroms revenue in 1902
wss $910,000. The great growth in
trade has resulted fram free exportation
of beans, bean caks and bean oil.
The Otnluse.
We are not in favor of pensioning
geniuses. If this were done, it would
mean a deathblow to the newspapers,
for all newspaper man will quit work
and live on their pension.
To Much Ambltloa.
"I can't understand why yon dis
charged my boy. You advertised for a
boy with ambition, and he"
"That's just it, madam that's just
it. He wasn't in the place two days
before he had bis feet on my desk and
as amoking my cigars."
War Balooa Test.
The difficulty in damaging a war
baloon in midair was recently shown
by tests made in Austria. The experi
menters anchored a baloon at a height
of 7,000 feet and had gunners who had
not been given the distance try to dis
able it. It required 22 shots to find
the range, even approximately, and not
nntil the sixty-fourth round wss the
baloon hit. It then sustained bat a
slight tear, which canted tt to descend
lowly. Chicago Chronicle.
Small Incomes.
Of the 41,000,000 people in England
mora than half of them live on an in
come of less than $12 a week, and the
earnings ef 7,000,000 of this number
do not exceed 6 a week for the family.
Church Tenets and Long Life.
Mrs. Margareta Dsnie'.son of Cam.
bridge, Minn., ia 132 years old. She
is the mother of two Swedish Baptist
ministers and ascribes her long life to
her strict adherence to the tenets of the
church.
A Good Beginning
Ii the blood is in good condition at the beginning of the warm season,
you are prepared to resist disease and are not apt to be troubled with boils,
pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning; skla eruptions
that make one's life a veritable torment and misery.
i Now is the time to begin the work of cleansing and building; up the
blood and strengthening- the weak:
places in your constitution. During-the
cold winter months we are compelled
to live indoors and breathe the impure
air of badly ventilated rooms and of
fices. We over-work and over-eat, and
get too little out-door exercise, and our
systems become clogged with impari
ties and the blood a hot-bed of germs
and humors of every- kind, and warm
weather is sure to bring a reaction,
and the poisonous matter in the blood
and system will break out in boils and
pustules or scaly eruptions and red,
disfiguring bumps and pimple. Make
a good beginning this season by taking
a course of S. S. S. in time ; it will not
nly purify your blood aad destroy the
germs and poisons, but promote healthy
action of the Liver and Kidneys and
give you a good appetite at tt time
when you need it most.
S. S. S. improves the digestion and
tones np the Stomach, and you are not
continually taunted by the fear of
indigestion every time you eat, or
troubled with dizziness, nervousness
and sleeplessness. There is no reason
to dread the coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified
and the blood in a normal, healthy condition. It is the polluted, sluggish
blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons of every kind and
bring on-a long train of spring and summer ailments, break down the con
stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, and other debilitating disorders.
Eczema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, and other irritating skin
troubles are sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons
scape the diseases common to spring and summer. S. S. S. is guaranteed
purely vegetable and is recognized as the best blood purifier and the most in
vigorating and pleasant of all tonics. Write for our book on "The Blood and
Diseases." TK SWIFT SKC1FIC CO., ATLANTA. OA.
In Worst Mad ef dual.
There's lota of different kind of
gluts in this world," remarked the
man who had traveled some, "but the
gnst that ssys, when you ark him into
a tobacco store to have cigar : 'Gim
me a pack o' cigarettes,' comes pretty
nigh to bein' the pup of them all."
New Version.
Ernie So they eloped?
Edith Yes, their parents paid the
village blacksmith not to sho their
horse, but they eloped in an automo
bile. Ernie That was nice. I suppose
love laughs at blackamitns as well as
locksmiths. Chicago News.
Tea Rapid for Him.
He I was held op for a minute or
two by Mrs. Talkington just now.
She Ihat so? What did aha have
to say?
He Gee whin! I haven't got a
stenographic memory. Philadelphia
Ledger.
For coughs and colds there la no bettst
medicine than Piso'a Cure for Consump
tion. Price 25 cents.
Passing Belief.
Miss Giddy What did he say when
you told him I was married?
Mis Speits Well, he seemed mr
prised. Miss Giddy Did h ask to whom?
Miss Speitx No, but he asked 'how
it happened.' Philadelphia Press.
Just Like a Maa.
Hnaliand Snnrjoee we attend Dr.
Thirdly'a lectate tonight, my dear.
Wife But I have notaing to wear.
Husband Ob, then we'll go to the
opera.
Plays a Losing dame.
Brownovich I understand Green haa
heart trouble.
Kmithinakr Yea: and be also has
spade, club and diamond trouble.
FITC Pennsaentlr Cure. NoStseraeraaoeoess
rl lit fteremday-ousaofDr.ailae'sUreelKers'
Restorer. Send tot FreeS IrtolooltlaaimtraeJIse.
Dr. K. H. Klin. Ltd.. U A rub 8k. FaUeaalphls, Fa.
Between Friends.
Msynie I hear you are going to be
married again.
Edyth Again? Why, I've never
been tied up as yet.
Mayme No, but I can't recall tne
number of time yon war "going to
be." Chicago News.
. A
A Bright Student.
At a medical college some students
were being questioned in anatomy, and
one of them waa asked, "What muscles
have their origin in the popliteal
replied, "Well, there' that on with.
J I I T -I . . 1
toe aurnea ioog nimv, iau a imiu s iv
member the two other."
now- Ttfisr
We offer One Hnndred boilers Bewsrd tarsny
eue el cattarrn that eearaot secured by tuui
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHEKET a Ce., Props., Toledo, O.
We the nnderrtjned. bare known F. J. Cheney
for the past ljrar, end believe him perfect. y
honorable in sli bO!infsa transections and fln
eoctailT able to carry oulauy obligation mad
by tbelr firm. .
WasTaVTarjax.
Wholesale lrnf late, Toledo,
Wiiiiisa Ki.nkin A Maavnr,
Wholesale Iruff:ets, Tetado.0.
Ball's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally .acting
SJrectly en the blood and mucous aurfaeesew
the system. Price 76c per bottle. Bold hr ail
trurirlats. Testimonials free,
Hail's family PU1 are the beaL
No Lie.
"I doa't think it is s nice thing to
aay of Mrs. Odeent that she got her
husband at a bargain counter."
"Oh, bat it' true. He was the
young man that saved ber life in
crash at a glove (ale at 8potcash's one
day." Chicago Tribune.
Uncle Reuben Says.
A man who gits d repotashun of be
in' dishonest will find de people chary
of dealing wid him, an a man who am
known to be upright can't trade mewls
widont gittin' de worst of it. Dat'
probably de reason why so many of a
am dodgin between de two extremes.
Detroit Free Press.
Unintentional.
Toast Master (to chairman of public
dinner) Would you like to propose
your tosst now. my lord, or should we
M 'em enjoy themselves a bit linger?
Punch.
HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BSUS.
I had a horrible
attack ef bells
that broke est all
ever amy bo y east
front whleh Z
could get ae pos
sible relief until
I Its taking
X u r nseduine,
sued tress at a
perlea.ee I eaa
safely aay U.B.8.
Is the test hlood
purifier la the world.
atr. It. T. SKTTXHS,
Tyytherllle, Ta.
THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER.
While Urine In Bborasan, Tea., I be
am a victim of impure, watery
blood. I ran laws la appetite aad
nersry; wee scarcely able to ge
bout end had to atop off ana rest
occasionally. I took B. B. S. aad tw
f an to Improve at once, end alter a
borough course beoeme etroB- sad
well.
I think . 8. 8. the best medicine I
ver ueeet aa an appetiser end sea
ral tenia. F. O. BCOTT.
11 Urea4 street, Jtome, Oa,
are antldoted and the thin, acid blood
made rich and strong before the coming
of warm weather.
A course of S. S. S. now would be
a safe precaution and a good beginning
and enable you to pass in comfort
through the hot, sultry months and
Wcience I
A fungus that rapidly destroys wood
pavements Is giving trouble In English
cities using such paving. Th fuugus
spreads from Infected blocks to sound
oiios, snd the only moans of checking
It seems to be careful Inspection of all
wood before laying and the prompt re
moval of lufeoted blocks.
The curloua habit of carrying a lire
sea anemone In each of Its two claws
Is ascribed to the Melta, a genu of
mall craba of the Maldlv Archipel
ago. M. Borradatle state that the
crab's claws are too frail for use In
defence, and It la not clear whether the
auemones are held as a means of pro
tection or as a trap for food.
A primeval tVrest containing 120,000
camphor tree, measuring ftviu 7 to 18
feet lu circumference, has recently
been discovered In Formosa. It Is
estimated that the yield of camphor
gum from these tret will amount to
13.000,000 pound. Th forest Is not
eutiroly couirx sed of csmpbor-treee,
but contains other varieties. Including
an abundance of "red-gratucd" oak.
Some time ago B. Walter allowed
that an electric spark feels It way
from the positive pole to the negative
In a rapid succession of preliminary
sparks of Increas ng Lnjrth. By s me
excellent photographs with a moving
camera, he has now proven that light
ning similarly establishes a conducting
path through the air by a serle of
minor flashes, and that as a rule, the
lightning passe from the cloud to the
earth ss a serle of contluuius dis
charges. Befor the Boyal Microscopical So
cle;y In I-oudou. Mr. E. B. 8trlugcr has
described a new method of photograph
Ingobjtcta magnified by the microscope.
The light of the eletrlc arc Itself Is em
ployed, that of the Incandescent car
bon being shielded, the light Itself Is
altered, and .thus a powerful violet
motfochrosmatic ligu"t, at the extreme
limit of visibility. Is obtained. With
this light excellent photographs of
minute objects, under a magnltlcstlon
of 2,200 diameters, were made ond ex
hibited upon a screen. Mr. Stringer
suggests that lenses specially corrected
for the ultraviolet rays would enable
photography to do for the microscope
what It has already done for the tele
scope. In July 1902, E. L. Furlong of the
University of California rediscovered,
on Totter Creek, In Shasta County, a
remarkable cave, which bad b.eti visit
ed once before by i. A. Richardson In
1S78. A party from the university has
since thoroughly explored the cave, as
a part of the Investigation now going
on to determine the antiquity of man
In California. The bones of a large
variety of animals have been found, lu
eluding snclent representatives of the
elepusnt, the tapir, the horde, the fox,
the wolf, the bear, and so on, besltles a
large number of birds. It la remark d
that the present mountainous chara tvr
of that part of California Is entirely
out of harmony wlih the existence of
mastodons, elephants snd tapirs. No
unquestionable relics of man have
been found In the cave.
ALLISON S BOY
Makes aa Esmeet Attempt to Tie the
Paternal Kecord.
Allison's boy stood before bis fath
er's chair In silence Just looking wist
ful. Allison looked from his news
paper to the boy once or twice and
then pursued bis reading, but It was
bard to keep his mind on the Balkan
war cloud under that silent regard,
so he laid the paper on bis lap and
said. "Welir
"I weeded your onion bed this morn
ing," said Allison's boy.
"Did you? That was nice of you.
But you ought not to tell me a thing
like that so suddenly. Mow did you
happen to think of It? It wasn't be
cause I've been trying to get you to do
It for a month, waa it?"
The boy grinned and then seated
himself on the arm of the chair and
twisted a linger In bis father's watch
chain. "Gee. but there was tots of
weeds In It!" he said.
"There were a few onions In It,
too," said Allison. "Did you leave
them In?"
"Of course, I did. Say, pa, my bi
cycle tires are all full of punchers. I
can't make 'em stay pumped up any
more at all."
"Why don't you take the punchers
out of themr
"You can't take a puncher out A
puncher's a bole In the tire. I want
new tires, but haven't got enough
money. I've only got 8 cents and they
cost $3."
"Well, yon need only $2.92 now."
"Won't you give It to me?"
"No, my son. If you want money
you go to work and earn It by the
sweat of your brow. That's the way
I did when I was your age. You get
your money too easily."
"If I finish the onion bed will you
give It to me?"
"How much more have you got to
do? There Isn't much to do. Is there?'
"Sure. I only weeded one row and
part of another one. Pa, I was 80
in arithmetic last week. If I get 90
next week will you give me the
$2.92 r
"I'll give you a licking If you don't
get 90." said Allison. "The Idea of
a boy of -your age doing no better than
that and getting tired after he weeds
a row In a onion bed. No, sir, you
Just work for It. I used to saw wood
and split kindling for my pocket mon
ey when I was a boy. I didn't have
a father who shoveled out money for
me whonever I asked for It. I remem
ber one Fourth of July I had f." spend
ing money, and I earned every cent
of It myself."
"What did you do with It?"
"Firecrackers mostly, I gupss I
don't know that I spent It all. I
probably put a lot of It In the bauk."
"You said I wasn't to have any fire
works this Fourth at all. You will,
though, won't you, let me? I dldu't
mean to set the barn on Ore and I'll
be careful this time."
"lou may run away now. I'll talk
to you about the Fourth of July some
time next September."
"I don't see any way to get my
money," said th boy, with an sg
grieved air. "There Isn't any wood
to aw around here, aud If there was
I haven't got a saw. What other ways
did you mak niouey when you were
a boy, pa?"
"I bustled." replied Allison. "1
dldu't alt around aud try to cou a
loving parent. 1 got out and showed
myself willing ami cheerful and In
' duatrlous aud tackled anything that
! ........ V .ll.1.. t.,l,.l h.kttf rillltrh
vaiu lull, a uimi " " . H
or hard work was as long aa It was
honest. I'd like to see you Ilk that.
I'd be proud of you then."
"Waa grandpa proud of you?"
"I thluk you've twisted that chain
as much as Is good for It," said Alll
son. "Now run along."
The evening following Allison's boy
did uot return home la time for din
ner. Mr. Allison said he had been
away all day and she was beginning
to worry about liliu. lie got back,
however, about dusk. Ills face was
dirty and there was a wide streak
down the frout of bis new tweed suit
which looked like axle grease, but
which he said was molasses. Ills cap
was caked with mud aud flour, his
kulckerlMcker aud Jacket were torn
and there waa flour on bis shoulder
and egg on hla waistcoat.
"I've been hustling." he announced.
"I got a Job from Tlediuau'a deliver
lug groceries and I've made fifty
cents. Uee, but I'm hungry I He
dldu't give me the fifty cents, though,
because I lot a esse of eggs drop out
of the wagon. You'll give It to me.
though, won't you, pa? I earued It."
"You go up to the bathroom aud lie
eklnulug those rag" off." said Allison.
"I'll come up and talk to you pre
cutly." Chicago News.
HOW JOE GOT TO CONQRE33.
Tea as Btateaaaaa Won Hie first Nom
ination by tttratae-em.
The $2ti0.000 fee said to have been
earned in-Wall street by Senator Bail
ey of Texaa gives polut to a story to!d
by a man from Texas upon the man
ner In whjii Bailey got his start.
"Ballet," said the Texas nutn, "win
a straggling young lawyer In the new
section Into which he had moved.
Time bad rolled around to nominate a
Democratic candidate for t'otigress.
The day of the convention had b,n
set It was rouceded that a ceitniu
old man lu Congress would be given
the nouiluntlon.
"Having much leisure and but little
money, he thought lie would walk to
the convention. After be had ln' u
on the road for some time a fanner
drove Up behind him. 'Wauter g't
In an' ride?' he said to the young law
yer, and Bailey accepted gladly.
" "(Jolug to the e.iuventlou ?' ake.l
Bailey after a while. 'Yep,' wild the
farmer. 'Kver hoar of a young law
yer named Bailey 'round here?" asked
Bailey. 'Nope,' wild the farm -r.
'Good speaker and bright fellow, I nn
derstand.' suggested Bailey. 'Spine
so.' said the farmer. 'Yes,' continued
Bailey, 'aud be will be over tin-re to
day and 1 tell you what we'll dj.
We'll call on him to make a speech
You see all your friends, tell them
about ltallcy aud we'll cull on hliu.'
"The farmer said all right. No more
was said about the matter until tiicre
was a lapse In the converwitlon dur
ing the preliminary movements of the
body. Suddenly the old fanner up
and suggested that the ciuvcittou
hear from Mr. Bailey, 'a rls'.u' youu
lawyer of these dlggln's,' he said, 'an'
a fellow who talks like pntiln' out
fire.' 'Bailey! Bailey! Bailey!' mar,,
than a dozen yells went up, and Bui
ley came forth. Joe Bailey made one
of the hottest speeches of his life and
the upshot of the whole thing was
that the 'rlslu' young lawyer of those
dlggln's' got the nomination for Con
gress and Is now Senator Bailey of
Texaa." New Orleans Times Demo
crat. Pantomime by Max O'ltell.
"When Max O'Kell came to Montreal
some years ago," said a man from that
city to a Detroit Journal contributor,
"we fixed up a little Joke on him. We
had noticed how gracefully he could
unite a caustic criticism with a compli
ment, a faculty that enabled him to say
the sharpest things without orfendini;
the people be was criticising. We
were going to put the faculty to a test.
"We had him lunch with us, and
there were at the table beside, himself
an Englishman, a Scotchman, an Irlxli
man and a Krenrh-Cuuudlaii. When we
got our guest off his guard we demand'
ed an honest opinion of the different
races we represented. As the opinion
had to be given In the presence of all
four, the situation for him was a
rather delicate one. But It never
seemed to trouble III in, and he gave his
opinion without a moment's hesitation.
"The Scotchman," he said, and he
clenched his right hand tightly and
pretended to try and force It open with
bis left. The EugllKhman 'and he went
through the same performance, open
ing the hand at the end after an appar
ent struggle. The Irishman ' and he
held out his hand wide open, with the
palm upwards. The Frenchman '
and he made a motion wlrli both hands
as If he were emptying them on the
table.
"There was not a word of explana
tion, but we all understood thoroughly,
and had a hearty laugh. Max O'ltell
bad maintained bis reputation."
With Grain of hit It.
Tales of gantronomlcHl prowexs
abound In George II. KUwaugor's re
cent book, "The Pleasures of the Ta
ble." One In particular makes the feat
of the growing boy look hiiiiiII Indeed.
A drummer In the French army was
noted for his tremendous appetite. Ills
captain wagered that the man could
out a whole calf, and the drummer,
proud of his distinction, promised to
do honor to the captain's compliment.
Accordingly a eafcf was prepared lu
various appetizing ways. The drum
mer was disposing of It. When lie
bad finally consumed about three
quarters of the repast he paused, and
placing his knife and fork on his plate,
said to his superior officer:
"You had better have the calf
brought on, had you not, sir? AH
these little kickshaws will end by tuk
Ing up room."
Advantages always look larger than
disadvantages, even when the ccule
are ba'.anced.
PAINFUL PERIODS
ar overcoiu- by Ljr.il. "'"
khu. Mnanl fiirt'd ftr doc
tors fuliod lo help Iter.
I,)dlu K. IMnkhntit's W
titlila fitiH""l cured ni after
doctor litnl tMWA, and I wtttit
other pirtu to know ntoiit it. I'ur.
itig; metiHtruittioti 1 suffered most
IiiteiHo patu low lu tho abdomen
and iu my lim'- At other times I
hud a heavy, do.wiwfd ."
which mitdo my work seem twice
ns hard, and 1 pi-ow palo Hitd thin.
Tho mc.lieltw Uio doctor tf.ivo me
did not do me ouo hit of icix-hI, snd
I win thoroughly tllseournued. I ho
doctor wnuteil mo to stop work, but.
of course, I could not do that. I
lluallr beir.tn to take I.ydU 1
.MiiUmmN Vegetable" 'omHuiid
ami felt Utteraftcr taking tho llj-st
bottle, aii'l after taking n bottle
I wa.1 entirely cured, und am now
In perfect health, ami I am so (crate-
fill for it." MllW tisIOHOIal MXHAHIS
B37 li. 152nd St., New York tlty.--
$0 tvf'H If """ t M'u
I.ydla K. 11 rtk ham's Vegretuble
Coiii pound eiirea female Ills wheal
all oilier meuus have failed.
An Appropriate Pme.
Kdoa I don't know whether to rail
no Itofton bull terrier Toauwy, Clplo
or t'aecar.
Artlmr( who has had a ad experi
ence with the terrier) 1 think Agrip
.. would be a very suitable name (or
him.
Relaxation.
"I (eel happy today," said the club
"I havxli't It. inn in tlia
world to do, not a club to attend.
rm ioimk to clean house and nav a
lid time."
Eipenslve.
The tlaabsnd A penny for your
I liimglite.
Wife It'll cost you more then that.
I wss thinking ul anew gown. Now
York Journal.
Inreeaooebie Slater.
Mamma A'hy, Herbert, what In the
eorld Is the matter with sister?
Herbert Aw we was just a playin'
haunted house, an' she wat the ghost,
an' I give hei a little chain to swaller
ao's she would clank every lime she
moved, an' now she's a cryiu' an' says
she don't want to be the ghost an
more! Maguiue of Humor.
Any Present SurprUloi.
Mr. Kroehett I'm going to surprise
you on your birthday.
Mrs. Kroehett (coldly) Indeid?
Mi. Kroehett Yes; can't you guess
what it I-?
Mrs. Kroehett If you really mean
to surprise me I suppoee you're going
to give tne some tort of a preesnt.
Aa l:ye far Business.
(irsndais Toog'xjd (solemnly) A'ler
your grandma die who will glv you
any pennies?
Terror Knott Toogood (aed six)
Why, you won't take your poekst book
to hear n, will yon, grandma? Judge.
Bird Superstitions.
In many parts of Knglsnd there are,
curious miperatitions atx.ot birds. The
ttonechat, for inetsnce, is believed to
be continually chatting with the evil
one, so it in held in bsd repute, and as
the raven commonly Impersonates his
able majesty it is ranked in the ean e
lategory of evil birds. Hometime.
however, the raven's appearance, so it
is held, lure bodes a death.
mnEm
AWrelable Preparalionfar Ai
similatim? ihcFotxlnndltcflula
ting ttte Stuuvoclts andlJowels of
Promotes DigealionJCIverrur
ness and Rest.Conlains nellher
Upium.Morpliine norMiiieraL
Not Kaiicotic.
Aetata. Sm'
Ji.I.
tea
rMrie.W.
Aperfccl Rfimedy rorConslipii.
nun, Sour Stonwcri,Dinrrhi)fl
and Loss or Sleep.
Facsimile Signalure of
NEW YOFIK.
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EXACT COPT OF WRAPPCH.
Iff rt y
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Ik. Nasdle.
The flist needle used In Kbgland was
mad In queen Mary's li.u. by a aeiro,
who unfortunately died lf"i U.iiHarl
Itig th secret to any one. In U' '"
of y.rnen KlUabeth th art of needle
making was dlseoveied ly Herman
ho Imparted It to anj:iiIWin ,
Mew Maihln Uun.
The Cleveland machine gun, filing
twenty-live one-pound pro.Hitlls at
on pull of the trlyger. has ln tested.
Th gun weighs M pomi'l'- n1
800 shots In a tnliiute without heaiini
th liarrel.
Misunderstood.
"Now, then, young man," said Wil
lie's mother, "I w.m'l let you play
asenall again In hy. u" "
get no supper tonight."
"Why. is supper all over?
"Vou know very well it Is. ton
saw m at th back gats and heard me
calling an hourago."
Whyarl thought y" wu Jest
spplaud'ln' tt two-bagger t made."
Sells tllblea and Olt.
tu Nassau stieet, near where It tm'r
es Into I'ark low. is a little shop whose
proprietor evidently believes thai he
Is going to t-atch customer both "s
i,.l a eerlna." He list but S
small wiudiw 1m H d splay of his
wares, and In this are groiipesi tuoiea,
fprajer books, miniature lonlelte
wheels, die siul playing rarus.
Why Ar-pe'u la Needed.
Food eaten without appetit always
causes gastric disturbance, because un
Irs th secretary glands oi the stomach
are stimulated by a desire for food no
digestive juices are ettraded into the
stomach,
A CoeveraatUjo Overheard.
"tlooilnees gracious, Maude, where
are yon going wil b that big. bunch of
to aud those boles of randy?"
"rt'hy, haven't you heard? They'v
sol )ust on wl th lovlleet murderer
Negative Virtue's steward.
"Why, papa." she argued, "yon
know Arbntbnot never duaks, chees,
mokes, gambles nor swears."
"Yes, l know," the tugged, unto,
mautlc old man answered, "but I don't
ant a chap for a on-lu-la who mere
ly doesn't do tkingt." Chicago fir
oid-llerald.
Speed at Waterspout.
A waterspout spins with enormous
speed. Its velocity at the sea level
has been estimated at six miles min
ute. Horn froitkel ek.
ft ia not ne-eeary to lrv yutir .
home and friend, give up your occua. ;
lion or put on a uniform to do good.
Mere ia a simple way; When you hear
a food thing said about a man, letl
him. This line ol uilsetonary work ,
does not take any of your I ime from j
your legitimate business. j
The Subt Me l iked Beet.
"You talk well on the subject In'
whleh you are moot Interested," said i
the impeitlnent girl.
"And what Is that?" said the man, :
smelling a compliment.
"Youieell," said th Impertineut
girl demurely.
Sour Stomach
"A fie) r I w !! try i AttT A
M !'. I IU M HsWHl IU in ifce) Iww. ;
Mr i.e. ttu tt) 99ff t4 IMH tttMl mf IteMkel
nel I mm4 tut mm uulo Hu teit- i
lti t ert. I e m st bU I W aisl
U tih Mncri.l rfttcu rwf mr ihii " ;
laoaanl. fafaiaoia. i-ut.nl Tui, Uwj rw
Sooo, Sa.ar Sit..., Waa... ur Ut. Wo, SM lio
... CURI CONSTIPATION. ...
! t.a.aaf. I lM(nd. t f mO. aiS
M.Tfl.flift Sol soa .i.ni..a br an eras-
. N. U.
No Jt-teoi.
lUieJ
lyliaM wrlilnj ta aalaertloare
If anonilow I bio taar.
For Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
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vw rasas otaaa iiimiii jaSf V I jrTSJiosf
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AW m m mm
IF'
lata fl n
UUHglliSM
Coughing
" I was given up to dis with
quick consumption. I then btgsn
to use Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
Improved st ence, end sm now In
perfect htslth," Chss, E. Hirt.
man, Glbbitown, N. Y.
It's too risky, playing
with your cough.
The ftrtt thing you
know it wilt be down
deep In your lungs ind
the play will be over. Be
gin early with Aycr'i
Cherry Pectoral and stop
the cough.
fVMalHSI Ik., Ms., II. attetttrlels.
ianll reel eue It So aai tats H,
thsa i es ae sera, l ae tame tm ae4
a take , u e-t ae H, Ms earaa,
Laate u ' """
J, k at aa uo- ImwM. Mase,
Uelerori Mtawliliiei Co.
SI Oi r.MK TO John Iimii g.
I'eat e Morrises) Portlaa. Urstea,
t-araoiie Hawtere. Auiemaiie. sell w,iiH(
tatilileae amine ruller, liv nuiojawM all
twu h.r . Urn . sawmill Ua. tin.ir. k.
I hies eml IMIeis. ell end eilrtn.r iwlua
isluas Writs ua whee la wanl ul sutaa
la we. Bineir llae.
"jMWrSeV Our aTihMw M The tSaal ',
t'ifit i ih, i.M Le tu part f n,, rt.,Hi J
.tok l Wothlns 10 lun.l m1 ft, HalMg. e.
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!.. allb UIH M..IM. of Of-la. Mi
U UMl altlMU aaraaunlMs, b-.. a.
hot buUirtiOia. Hn liarlun.tols In vi,it.
I .HSOt .Mo ba. ta.nl, fMIra la
rt tlt. rl.M l-alih, .14 el. S'to.nl sm4
li.n,i.iiiMb w eo. ue e-'iKs .h, .ti
.iMlrl I ,Xll laB,lHft Af.Wf.M,,l..Sl
aski waxfaHt, tu.iiw a. , iui eCM e.
a .i.i,w. Tea liat aaaa l o.iam in. aim
Vlt.i,,, KoruMM. HAM ar ft.O .J
Wna, W' I KoMoaa. Mm4 0k lu, MU,yJuna,
Alcohol,
Cfium
Tobacco
Using v
wiite M
tiUTTFlAlT.D
CmCULAKa
rVstsnearsoare, to1
COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY
PORTLAND, OREGON
tiiHwmp tf im tien-sti..
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AHIliAtlt) Wart t M TNX ISIVil
yry ot soist tJit.
Uutlui Au4raac leer yrst Ceeno I
tUuui, Csgltihi ssJ Scltett. 0m itu
Aod leer ytat CoouKtiUl Ootms.
r(ts ColUrUU Cevmsla CUaki. tug
lltk. Utanal kkM. Hblevv saw Lesaej.
ki. f tauati anal Caotstrra. Orll tortwa-lor-
Nnluskal Es(1aenta too tleitikil
farisnrtsf.
Tbs ocholattk year, txyin
nine Sept. 7, 14)1, nii uM
Catalogue lent free on Spell
caloo. Address
REV. H. A. OWNLAN. CS.C
UNlVtKSJ TV FARJC.OKECON.
MeMMeme eMW eM
To. Champioa Craw Cut Mower j
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