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Newspaper Page TextHrK WHIM Ail n uus. OHicb byruik Tatj Utxxi. UN E J "sisttHW Not Worth th Trouble. "Yon wiita your first name very well Indeed, Mia Pinkie," criticised the writing teacher, "but you make a sad botch of it." "What la the difference, Mr. Ppen cerT" asked the pretty girl. "I expect to change the Johnson part of it tome day. (treat Institution. Lady Education ia a great thing. Bandy Indeed it is mum. How could I ever know what dey had fer five lunch if I didn't enow how to read? His Only StandarJ. "Sc you refuse to belie re that wire Iras telegraphy is really practical?" "No." said the capitalist, who al ways figures closely, "I don't ray that." "Wouldn't you believe the evidence of your own sense?" "Yes. But I have no evidence as yet. I've never made a dollar out of it." Washington Star. Cause for Kejoklng. Biz Does your wife play the pi ano? Dix No. Bix Poes aha play any musical instrument? Dix None whatever. Biz That's good. You ought to be proud of her accomplishments. General Debility Day Id and out there Is that feeling ot weakness that tuake a burden of Itself. Food docs not strengthen. Sleep does not refresh. It Is hard to do, hard to bear, what should be easy, vitality Is on the ebb, and lie whole system suffers. Kor this condition take Hood's Sarsaparilla It vitalises the blood, sires vigor and tone to all the organs and functions, and la positively unequalled for all rundown or debilitated conditions. GOOD SbortQtorleJ ttOD VlLL CUr OuUttijMaUott, ft cuu, ABSOLUTE IECUR1TY. Bait Codfish Chowder. Wash one pint of aalt codfish broken Into flakes and put to soak over night Cut bait a pound of aalt pork luto dice, fry crisp and brown, and In the fat fry two onions chopped Into fine dice. Put tn the soup pot a layer of flaked fish and a layer of thinly sliced raw potatoes. Sprinkle with onion, fried pork, add a dash of flour and pepper. Cover with a layer of split crackers. Continue In this order till the fish and one quart of sliced potatoea have been used. Over this pour two quarts of milk and allow the chowder to simmer very gently for one hour. Cenuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bar Signature) of , fee FecSIealle Wrapper Brtsw. ITary saull em as ei ttak CARTERS ,Orm.E . IflVER 11 phi MUaW- i il 'iliiHliatHHaWB " a Dim FIJI IEA0ACHG. FBI DIZZINESS FD1 IIUOUSIESt. FOI TORPID IIVEI. FOI CONSTIPATE. for sallow skin. Jfoithecomplejuoi. OT Nvsrssrs tpsstvsl 1 Orehstn Muffins. For twelve muffins there will be re quired half a plut of graham, half a pint of flour, one generous tablespoon ful of sugar, one tableapoonful of but ter, half a teaspoonful of salt, one tea spoonful and a half of baking powder, one egg. and two gills and a half of milk. Mix the dry Ingredients and rub through a sieve. Turn the bran from the sieve Into the mixture. Beat the egg till light and add the milk to it Stir this Into the dry mixture. Add the butter, melted, and beat well for half a minute. Bake In buttered muf fin pans for half an hour In a moder ately hot oven. Reception Kelts. Bcald one cup milk, add one table spoonful sugar, one-quarter cup of but ter and one half teaspoon salt. When lukewarm add one yeast cake dis solved In three tablespoonfula luke warm water and one and one-half cups bread flour. Cover and let rlae, then add yolka of two eggs and flour to knead. Let rise, shape, again let rlae, and bake in a hot oven. CURE SICK HEADACHE.. Must Be Delightful Climate. Water freeze every night of the year at Alto Crucero in Bolivia, while at noonday the sun is hot enongh to blis ter the flesh. Pop-Over. Rift Into a bowl one cupful of flour and a saltapoonful of salt Beat one egg very light add to It on cupful of sweet milk. 8tlr this graduallT so that It will not be lumpy. Into the flour, give it two or three vigorous beatings and pour It Into heated gem pans that hare been well greased. Fill them about naif full and bake them In a very quick oven. Codfish with Vegetable. Freahen codfish and cut It In chops about three by six Inches In slxe. Put Into hot water and set on the stove where It will barely simmer. Boiling Treats Her Like Aa Angel. Ethel She's sorry enough that aba harden th fiber of fish aa It does of married him, I'll wager Mabel The ideal Bow can yon say that? He thinks her a perfect aogei, and treats her Ethel As though she really were one. fie doesn't buy her anything to wear. Tit-Bits. meat When the fish Is perfectly ten der, dram, pour over it a butter sauce and aenre for dinner with mashed po tatoes, beet pickles and boiled car rots. Rubbing It In. Weaver Who was the fellow who Just stopped you? Deaver That was my old barber. "Does ba usually stop yon on the atreet?" "'o. bnt he knows I'm shaving my self now, and be just wanted to gloat over me," Philadelphia Ledger. Not Evea a Comparison. Ia Moyne You did not seem much disturbed by the rumpus "No, I beard my wife discharging the cook before I left borne." Chicago Daily News. &.s v- " Women Need Substitute for It Now adeja. Lucy LocKet, the immortal woman who loat ber pocket, Is hardly so min i to be pitied as we are. Ia ber case It was found, but nobody can find our pockets for ua. Man, happy creature Is a marsupial. He Is blessed with more pockets than he knows what to do with, but poor, unfortunate woman with styles In their present state, h.K not so much as one little pocket In which to bestow her handkerchief. a. weeaiy Dereavetnent In this latter line la of common occurrence and In the course of time becomes a severe strain. As for purses they only too often go the way of the handkerchiefs. The bell-shaped sleeves rendered hope less the military trick of tucking one's handkerchief up It, but with new cuffs there comes a gleam of returning hope. The majority of them are tight-fitting at the wrist the fullness suddenly spreading out several Inches higher np the arm. This sleeve Is more than pretty, for It will supply the abiding place for the long absent pocket. A little envelope-shaped receptacle could be easily fastened to the Inner side of the left sleeve, In the fullness, Just big enough to contain two or three small necessaries. Then a flap could be at tached to button over. A Russian blouse or bolero affords opportunity In- time always; in fact some suffer more durine the 8 or ,umiEer 'rocks a separate Spring and Summer than at any other season. When Pocket pretty, made of the material the blood is charged with Uric Acid, Alkali and other j of the ow 0T mme harmonizing silk. i an ertun iet us nave the pocket omewhere. Brooklyn Eagle. Creamed Ovater. Clean and parboil one pint oysters. Drain and reserve liquor for making sauce. Melt three and one-half table spoonful butter, add fire tablespoon fuls flour and pour on gradually oyster liquor and milk or cream to make one and one-balf cups liquid. Season with aalt pepper and celery salt Bebeat oysters In sauce. Xndtau Meal Roup. Prepare this as a hasty pudding, and then tbln It with hot milk to a creamy consistency, and It can be served with a dish of crisp, hot pork scraps cut very small. Try It before you decide that you will not like It Bmall die of bread fried like doughnuts are good WllB It I A little boy In hla night dress was on his knees, saying his prayers, and hi little dster could not resist the temptation to tickle th sole of bis feet. H stood It a long a h could, and then said: "Please, God, excuse me while I knock th itufUn' out of NeHi." "And what 1 your opinion of Mrs. Humphry Ward?" au enthuslsaatlc American hoste once asked of an English literary lady of world-wide distinction. The visitor politely made an effort to recall the name, aud then answered with half-closed eye and weary Intonations: "I'm told she la a very Industrious woman." During the heat of the recent trou bles In Venezuela, when the coast was blockaded and starvation was atarlhit j fa) per cent of the people In the face, ; Stephen Bonsai was surprised to find President Castro enjoying himself at i a picnic at La Victoria, w tiers ehitm- 1 pagne was flowing like water. "I did not succeed In concealing, uor did I very much try to conceal, my astonish ment at the BCenea which met my eye," be saya. "I had ee-rtalnly thought to And our ally otherwise engaged. 'Hut why should you wonder?' said Castro, j noting my surprise; 'our part Is played. We have picked the quarrel, and now, blessed be the Monroe doctrine, our role la finished, and the fighting must be done by el tlo Samuel. All the pa pers In the case I have given to your minister, who goes to Washington as my attorney." 'Yes, viva la Doctrlua "Moiiroey!"' exclaimed Tcllo Men doia, the witty muleteer whom Castro has made secretary of the treasury; "It spares us sleeplesa nights, and glvea ua time for picnics." A well-known English lady novelist, whose enemies accuse ber of taking herself aoniewbat too seriously, ws entertaining a party of ber friends, and conversation ran largely upon ber new book. One young man In the cir cle had not read the work. "According ly, on rising from the table, aud by way of abstracting himself from the I talkers who were still worrying their conversational bone," says the I.oudo Outlook, "be fixed bis eyes on a fe male portrait which adorned the draw ing-room wall Coming softly behind blm, the lady novelist significantly said, 'I think I know what vou are thinking that that picture remind you of Frederlcka.' "Of Frederick.! replied the young man. blankly, 'what Frederlcka V "My Fnderlcka.' return ed the novelist, with surprise, fur hi latest heroine bore that name. Then the unbeliever pulled himself together No,' said be, with a Judicial head shake, 'that Is not my notion of your frederlcka.' And he plumed hlmsei on having got well out of the hobble. But It was yet early for self-gratula tlon. 'Come, then,' returned his ho.it ess, seductively, 'come and sit down here beside me, and you shall tell m what your notion of my Frederick; I.'" TO WORKING GIRLS THE DOQ SETTLED THE CASE, Canine Tssttmnnv Aala Held by th Court to II Unimpeachable. Some month ago David Wallace, of 85 Whlta etreet, bought a pedigreed cocker spaniel aud hud It registered. A month ago It disappeared. Yester day Wallace ays he found the span iel at th residence of Peter W. I.ott, 131 Fraukfort street, aud tried to take It. Lott objected. Wallace caught th dog by the tall. lott grabbed It by the head; both tttggid away with the dog aa the connecting lluk. Mrs, Lott flourished a broom and a man named Buck waved a rusty revolver. Just as It looked as If the dog would be yanked apart, Sergt. MVAlllstcr and Patrolman Cook hove upon the scene aud tugged dig, Wallace, Cook, Mrs. Lott and Buck, with broom and rusty revolver, to the Fifth precinct station. Capt Furtherer assumed a Hague ar bitration role, but failed to bring about a truce, Mr. Dog was lock d up and the owners were sent away, to appear In court to-day and prove ownership. Peter," said the court to Interpre ter Latter, "bring forth A. Cocker Spaniel from cell 13." Who?" said Peter. "Your honor. there'a no one else In th 'pit.' " "Yes," smiled the court, "bring forth th dog." A moment later Latter appeared with the prisoner on th end of a loug chain. "I know of no precedent for such a nrtiiHtlnir M esltl lhinw V Duteber, who appeared for Wallace, tublei Compound, aud found that 11 lU'lIK'U lilt!, I'UHslHHP! 0mk llr fvlil Oult the I r p r Thing. "Gladys," s Id i li miry n," alsh slat.' r, ' 1 v done so in noli lor you you should write me a lemliiioulal.' "A totlimmir"' "Yos; you might uy : 'Pear brother, tun I Hits tin, I.I. delicate girl, I ut si ,ee ulng your collars, shltts and It 1 liuvn Imcoimi n no r woman.' ' dolphla Pies. A'W.rl I."' fi'f Itlll ''" U'S'k: "Th klesu, K.m'1 Mlilull Knot, I Im u.vc i tmt niixikii. sines or hv'si. was ........i.. e.iok Ills'. Nature's Oresim iking. dinkier Did you ever i t l ea that the avtg poet In deacri Inn a winter landscape- alway speaks of II "maiitta olm.wT" Joaklev Naturally. The maulleol snow Is the laud'siai. Stray Mot las. For brim for t'oiimuii medicine. ..I ,..iil,l..a Irv I'U.t'a I'um .......I 1 1 i m ttitii.i r.iiik'ii At .lniti;lt , pries i rnrrc mkimcat, aovicu '.very worUftttr Ittrl who 1 not well Is fonlliilly Invited to wrlta to Mrs. l'lnkliiiiii. I.ynn. Mrt.t foru.lvlooi it Is freely given, and has restored UiousiwhI to uciUtli. ill Paine'. Experience. " I wnnt to thank you for what you have done for me, and recommend I.vdln 1 l'inkliitiit'a Vegelttlde Coitipoutiil ti all girls whose work keeps them atauding ou llielr feel In the store. The doctor said I must stop work ; bo did not seem to rU that a L-ii l cannot alTonl to l"P wora- Th.. u risrrn in tins swiinn ntths luif Mv hack ached, my appetite was ,,, ihn sll mlir .!!. cut i-in'ihsr, roor I could not sleep, aud menstrua- j s... uut'l ti. un If- i...mJ i- ! poor, i tuuiu .,..,,. on 1 Im-'ir.l.is tor s sst n.sin . ... .1 - W lion was scant V and very painful. t.'n , ,.,.,, t ,,H ,rat-.. s... .r. ,n-, .l day when sulTTlnf I commenced ; rm.ns, suit l r eoo.ismlj Isiili.a to furs ta iM l.t.llll I lllklllllll H ,lk- Pllwi'MMlv. ' Surprising. The London Morning Post sta'ea that Canadian never fought for Ihelr l lein. To the- shadesof V Canadians who fought ind lull in the ur of IHI'i this Information mind bosnniiialiat sur prising, it is iiiuch loniier ago sit et llriions (ought (or their rxis eiit'n, The Kritisli wars ot tlm past two ceutu'le base all hee.it lought in lorolgu lauds. Monircal Herald. Gray? "My hair wis railing out ind turning gray vry fast. R, yM Hlr Vigor Hopped th Mullt ni restorsd ilia natural color. "Mrs E. Z. Uenomme, Cohos, N. V ' It's impossible fur you not to look old, with thc color of seventy years In your hair ! Perhaps you arc seventy, and you like your gray hair! If not, use Aycr's Hair Vlor. In less than a month your Rray hair will have all the dark, rich color of youth. II M s sstiK. ail srstriMs. tf your arnsatsl rsnruit shi. SStlit MS MM tlt'IW Slid S win pui s bulfls ' o. J '! fin), 'IplSSt suur ussrssl mm. utti - r. vu., lAiwnii, Mm, j in. I sls IIm. i, . ulti.s, A.I.I,.,. Canada' Vast Timber Supply. The standing llinlwrol Canada ita!a that of th" continent o( ritiM n. , nearly doubl that ot lb Cnllts) Stales, PLEA FOR THE POCKET. MKJIITSS1 i An AU the Year Round Disease. Rheumatism does not come and go with winter for 8 breast Pooket llke a man's, e always: in fact some KiifTer mr- ,h,ri tt, 8lde- For aummer frocks a seuai "except that of King Solomon. Ttmt case 1 not annotated In our codes Neerthelea, I am atlsfl,l for th court to decide th ownership " "Well," remarked th court, "Is Utt hiTtt?" Lott was culled, but there was no answer. A pause followed. "Suppose," suggested Mr. Dutcher, "that you let the dog deolde whether or not Wallace la the owner." The suggestion was adopted. The dog was allowed to ruu loose. It auiffed the air, barked, cenrly tumbled Charll Hart over by running between hi legs and finally rounded up be fore Wallace. The dog yelped, whirled around and showed every Indication of Joy. "I gues that Wallace dog." a'd th court. "That evidence autistic me." Th dog was turned over to Wallace. Kocheeter Post Express. soon found that my meusiruai pn were free from pain and natural eve rvono la aurprlsed at the change lu me, and I am well, aud cannot lie too grateful for what vou have doue for me." Mi JiNar Tunk, MO Vet l.V.th Pt., New York tit V. TWO fw'i' tf tf'rxl of u!VS ! pml'1 ts.i.SS St sul.rW. Take no substitute, for It It Lytllti r.. lMnliliniu'i VegeUtbU Cuiupoutnl that cure. gelerirs h. lirutrn f.lsirhlu t'S tlettSl til .p.m.. suit Ihsr. furs rvlullr. elltllll. tielist tr.JIIiI. M.ll l sl.ifll I'll., Wi.O too. lurM t-y f". J fhni.f A t'o . T"'d', tlls Is His ertly r"Ht:lti.'ii.l . tiro.ei ll.s m.rlst. It 11 t.krn luteins!! In !o I i,.m Ullr.ll S t'-.l"'.'ntd. II itl..-f eO M'S ti-tl sn.l nun' till" mlH.i" .'I U S !. 'I hrr eff.f on. hiintlird Ot.il. m Iff siif H tills I ruts, bsrni lor rtn nl.. .tut tr.tlsiiim.ls. Att. dins. r ) i in Nk V A t u., Toisdo,U t...l VT t"ii, J.w. llsll'l ttaill) I'llu.ro ths twit. Wg and Coal. Tb American slum luanulsrtiirer ys higher wage than lh Knsllih ii.anii(aelurr, but th n sl ot makitiK a ..nut. shoe I Ins twcati of the arna n sin. leucy of lb Amerl.an workman. Wesson ler Mop. "fo you Ihln she could learn to lov you?" said the close friend. "It Isn't imposail'ln. Mio likes rsv liar and olives aud anchovies and all sorts ot oild things. Washington Mar. ruiutsoN MAOHiNcnr oo. .utr.tu. IwJuhtl r.xi ss4 st MsrflMl Slrssl, IVrlUnJ. Ih.fM 1 lis r It l.SM.Iius l,gll- Arlili.t.sit inn II, Vstvr. Slid Sit nflllis J.SII" rts...t Ml. I a . .i. is r. . t;io. fc i. .. tuuusiil. it t.s..llns Slid ihnH ft. Iti Uist." W tils I... Illu.lt.u.l rslsl.'su. sn.l ( ( .i.s Ml Sltythln ywu as4 tn Iss Hs. bin. If On. Their Idea. "Here, here," said th fishmonger, "what in the world are them people around th' stall lullin' at, anywayf" "I'hev'r lallin al thut aign wut says: "Uur are uiieqnallrd .Nothing In your husband ransetiis jmi." This Market t'oines r Them.' Poo- j "Alas," tepiUI tU woman '"t pie say that's 'cause they small so I'd trusted hi in a llllle twlter." Chi bad." Baltimore Herald. rsgn Pint. t ittle Chant. "Madam." said Hie leader o( lbs bri gands, "sti'll have In bold y hi until with Y. rsn lsrssty ttwrssio ihs l.'-l t. vuMr r..t W u.ln uuf i. tsi (silil.t SIS W (llo lul tus i m mi lit? I kll Ws.ll I VI I 3 do ill Pic.it Ssids I or orders f 1 1 Wl nt n.ure (TM. it. nt.l tnrtti.ls ,. scv.li or 33 True Life. nut measured by nuggeti irritating poisons, then the system is in the right condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack is liable to come at any time, Winter or Summer. Rheumatism, because it attacks different parts of the body, and is sudden or slow in its action, ts given various names such as acute and chronic, muscular, articular, inflammatory. mercurial and ariatic Viiif it la the same old acid blood that nncH all ar touBiam auuciers, wnuc oiuctb nave oniy occasional spells of Rheumatism but either kind is wearing upon the constitution, and in time produce, tiffness in the muscles and joints, and eometimes the acids thrown off bl the blood settle upon the valves o' the heart and ends suddenly and fatally. It won't do to let Rheumatism run on. It is a dangerous disease, and yon can never tell where it is going to strike. Home remedies, plasters, lini ment and such things as produce counter-irritation, are soothing and may relieve the pain temporarily, but the polluted, acid blood cannot be reached by external applications. Rheumatism must be treated through the blood, and no remedy brings such prompt and lasting relief as S. S. S. It attacks the disease in the blood, neutralizes the acids, and removes all irritating poisons and effete matter from the system. S. S. S. strengthens and enriches the thin acid blood, and, as it circu lates through the body, the corroding, gnawing poisons and acid deposits are dislodged and washed out of the muscles and joints, and the sufferer is happily relieved from the discomforts and misery of Rheumatism. S. S. S. is a purely vegetable remedy, does not contain any Potash or mineral of any kind, and can be taken with safety by old and young. Rheumatic sufferers who write na about their case will receive valuable aid and helpful advice from our physicians, for which no charge is made. We will mail free our special book on Rheumatism, which is the result of years of practical experience in treating this disease. It contains much interesting information about all fciads a Kimtism- JUE8WFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm Portland, Ind., Jan. 10, 1903. After belnc Urrtblr crlpplod lot thrss year with Rheumatism, and having tried wsll knows remedies I could -st bo relief. And having read of tb wonderful effect of S. B. I coaoludsd to try It, and am bappr to aay that Z was entirely cured, and am abl to work, aa wU as I aver did. I ohaerfully rscommsnd S. U. B. to all sufferers of this terrible disease, and will say that If they will con. tlau th treatment, a per direc tions, they will And a permanent cor. H. W. SXSS. In III Owa Home, Too, "How much do you think that story Is worth?" he asked when bis wife bad finished reading It. "Oh, I should think you ought to have got $23 or $30 for It," she re plied. "I got $100." be asserted proudly. "Dear me!" abe commented, "how reckless some people are with their money." Did Not Want to Overcharge. "Doctor," aald tb shrewd looking man, "bow many feet of gas doea It take to kill a man?" "That' rather a queer question," said the doctor. "Why do you wish to know?" "One of the guests of my botel used enough of It to kill himself and I want to send In a proper bill to bis execu tors." Philadelphia Press. Knowing Old Bachelor. Newlywed What do bachelors know about women 7 Oldbaeh Lota; otherwise they would not be bachelor. Philadelphia Record. Threa hundred shoemakers who struck for higher wages In Philadel phia In 17fW were the first working men to adopt such tactics In this coun try. Th Brat railroad strike occurred in 1877. A Parisian clothes denier kicked a dog out of bis shop. The dug shot out wltb some rapidity aud knocked over a woman with a Ju of milk. The woman broke the Jug and upset an elderly gentleman, and the Jug cu: both of them. At that moment a cv diet arrived and was thrown off hi machine by the prostrate flg'.vs and simultaneously a cart came up and amuhed the bicycle. The magistrate blandly advised the entire sound to proceed against the dog. and they an: now looking for It. a remaraame sea monster was re cently caught tn Port Kalry llay by some fishermen. It measured nine feet six inches ha length, had a lul like that of the screw tail shaft, u teeth, a nose like a rhinoceros, a hem like an elephant, two dorsal fins, four side fins and two steering fins. The skin was black and very aoft. Th most experienced fishermen say the specimen Is altogether new to them ihey cannot hazard a guess as to the species. The fish has been sent on to the Melbourne museum. In a certain office at an Australian railway station there may have been seen a very long list of names of wotu en who have at various time begge,! the booking clerks to let them have. without payment, tickets to various place. They have forgotten thvlr purses, or lost them, or spent their last penny on a new pair of glove and various reasons. They will call th very next day and refund the money without fail. But there the name and addresses lie, with the mount of the borrowed money writ ten opposite. The first Iron ship has more reputed birthplaces than Homer, according to Chamber' Journal. Roth the Clyde and tb Mersey claim pre-eminence In this respect. Sir E. J. Koblson of Ed inburgh designed an Iron vessel In 1818, which waa not launched till three years later, and It Is said that an Iron boat was worked on the Hev ern even a far back as 1787. Htecl was not used In the construction of merchant ships' bulls until 18T.9. Old salt were not alona In their belief that wood was meant by Providence to float, but Iron to go to the bottom. A naval constructor of some repute once said: "Don't talk to me of Iron ship. Tbey ar contrary to nature." Now none but small craft are built of wood In this country. Tni life i of gold, by stocks and bonds, by bil of steel or by csrs of coal, but by d lion to the tervic ot Jet-ui Christ. Hcv. It. 8. Holmes. H CONSTIPATION ; llllll.KS-. 'S1 V"1 "t i gaiMam - lu unti)ty ) T if ii tL n.k'ltvt wilt (of lcll tkc T MINN, the SEEOMAN. I SI ,4 !,, Mtlettlcl, rt. a glTO ratsn.nnr rtxtfm s flu sr nsrvounMSi Il IO sfUr ;u,l l, ... tf 0 KIs',tlrMl N.fit jUatonf .u.lurKIKiJIHKii.lMll.u.llint ss. Ps.au h in. Us. stilus M-flilll,lils r A Sunday Occupation. "He' an agnoatlc." "Yes, but wbat doe be do the other six days?" Detroit Free Press. In order to win success a man must first fall In love with bl work. The world ha no time for a vision ary man until after be geti there. Christening a Railway. Engineer are, as a rule, sternly util itarian, but there are occasions on which they Indulge In aentlmental practice. On of these occurred the other day on the completion of the first transcontinental railway In Afri ca. When the plate-laying gangs from Ruluwayo and Kallsbury, respectively, came within twenty chains of each other a telegram was aent to the con tractors and engineers, who at once arrived on the scene. The rail were Joined and two engine proceeded slowly toward each other from each side. Attached to the drawhead of the engine from Ballsbury was a bottle of champagne, and as the two engines met It was broken and the new mil way waa named In the orthodox man ner. tell Not Worried by Ills Mistake. Irate Guest (No. 48-I didn't you to wake me up at 5 o'clock. Bell Boy Didn't yer? Well, mebbe It wus No, 84. Detroit Free Press. Hctoccti I rlcnds. Mayme I hear yoo are going to b " 1 married aaln. I Kdyth A,uiti? Why, I'vo never been tied up as yet. "No; but t can't recall the numlwr ot times you were going to be." Chi cago I'mly News. Why thc Cdltor Skipped. An editor nt a m ail American par recently stated that he had been kis ed by one of the tnot beautiful married women in the town. ll promised to tell her name lu the first issue ot hi par next month. In two k the circulation ot his newappaper doubled. Hut when he cave the name of his wile he hail to leave toa n. Mt fcss t" IS Ssti it e iis-s wiie , aisississl si is eswli. w.t n ut S1S It'",'! IfF l.-.t !( It. jtHUM'A!. Clir.Jttie r.t,,tt,.att..n f f.lr ii.J ns IS Itai, isiril- r...Jii.(ti d'OHif ll.sl tit, SIS ,1 ,IL1I) I hflir l4iai I.-m J ,i t. '.l IttrS tnrtMuiiiil ll.s.i. tta . i I Jul thRIl So lit ftm t.t Hit,. !-t,4r liltl si'l It I OCB I S. 'J 4 flSfftil l.'f SMI.,,,, s 1 1 n t it i. iii r K a.... st . Imivik Mis. if Vj CATHARTIC tat.. r iui Tata lafi. f ivan. Wmmh w Uinm tUss. atm I Alcohol, Cfium, Tobacco Using V wi.t7f tttUTHATf 0 .' fieuif In flsnAjirvOM Plsitlnt. I its Suutl. s tf. N. U. fee 1 IVOi. CURt CONSTIPATION. . IMS, MlHl. SIS IMS. It II CM srlllls ! SMI tlsrs plisil fl HMSt kitlS MMr. LOWFST RATES To ( 'Hi-sjo. iiihuto and the Kant; to Dee Moines, Kannas City nod the hou tf iea.it, via t hii ag i (irent Western HaiUuy. Klectric Hal. ted trains. I'neiiiallel service. Write to I. P. Klint-r. ti. P. A,, Chicago, lor info uiatiuti. Thought U Duiid ? We're VcryMuth Alive. S. It. tteadihhe and Liver Cur St III Do ing Its Ureal Work. S. II. Cough Syrup. I very body lake It. I cry body Like It. A T ALL DliUOtllSTM Center ol the tnlvcrse. The cross is the winter of the nni ver.e. It Is the pivot aiound which all the great events of history revolve. The historian and the philosopher, ua truly an t!,e thenloKian, mud build their studios on Culvary. Hev.K. H. McArthur. Willing Sacrll'ce. Will CliHIllH I'lll thillkiliO I.I luk. ingawile. I't'wt Henry Pick-Vou can take mine and VVISL2 LJIOS., "IITt.!0, ..Scarcely a Day,. t Lilt W- ftr r) tl (-.ft tn r'rri ..ts m ti t. uli lal ..fi.nt .ht u It r itlrnl r at,!t of ti sfir, t i ft f t,m tst W r an not Uft'f tt'.ns.iy i ha U. u i ' .1 . ,i(w-fn v remitting .ttti t ( r trri lit'. in ,.( I,.., t h Iruubi At !' ' ir iii-aej Ifnitl.lra r irr)rtM ' ' T M - 'I ,,t"' 'ti'- .milt .-t'li Our ttisihmli V. ' '- I s r Sii.ir., sift t.hir ts siisrsttt4 JV f j l-l--':t l'rs. ,11 H-.tita . , , "Hj ' 1 "'s ' "Ikiii ssi,lit(i nil , ' ' A 1 suutlsx Irtui 1 tu U tmmnm mmmm, Dentists. oh suit a. fct . . . rt t ts lln. ill (I;, .1 1, ,i,is m i Ihlld Slid ttl.lUgt.,D U .. K C AVvCelable PrcparalionrorAs siuiilalinf IhcFoodandHctfula linfi tJieStoiBuxra aikllkrwcls of ICTTTl-iillliaiY.'m1! Promotes DigeatlonChwrfuf nessand RcsiContalns nellhcr Ouium.Morpliine no.-MiiiexaL NOT NAnc OTIC. AmJu Smd' JU.Smuim ASw.bsl Isssnnrss WnsM- STrwsTVJsl f bssbs Apfirfccl Hfimcdy forrofish'pvt litin.Sour Stomach, Diarrhtica Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness find Lobs of Sleep. Fac Simile Signature or NEW YOI1K. fcXACT copy or WRAPPca I t s mi o in f fmmm, am - ! s"vM in v til ieh: i fc!tl!s'riTS5jT:Tss) a as "h, a a. a. s -1 . a,V v -V X VX vA. J Tin d,Y0tl IIa A,wy nought, and wTtlth ha bom la line lor over 00 yen, hu borao tho attfTiatiiro of s1T "" " Mlil ha "v0 uler bin ior tfflA&, "niil upcrviloa alnoo Ha Iiinuu-y. ah- i - ... Awnoonotodlvoyoalathl. All Couiitt rfclts, ImlUitloim and Juat-na-irood"ftr bitfr Wlmcuta thttt trifle with and cndanifcr tho health ol! atUiU thUdrcu-lSjtpcrlonco atraUutt Kxpwlinout. What fs CASTORIA fflrla Im a harniloaa atibHtltuto for Caator Oil raro "Cv ",r 0l!,u,.n' Morphln nor other Narcotlo ad tUlJ9 I vcrlHhnoKg. It cure. Dlarrhoot aud Wind WUts and F fitoauu:! Ihs I. m a uuuccar-'Auo Mother i rlcud. CEIIOIIIE CASTORIA ALWAYS Soars tho Signature of ba.rr lnsr Troublna niroa uatlpatla luttiliiricv. It. i,uui...ii..i.. si.. . . .r i uua IIowcIn, glvinn; ltealtliy uiid iiuturul aloop. r is s The Kind Yon Haw Always Bought U89 hor over 30 Years. TMS eiNTSUR OOHSAST, " ersirr. n sss srrs.