HrK WHIM Ail n uus.
OHicb byruik Tatj Utxxi. UN
E J
"sisttHW
Not Worth th Trouble.
"Yon wiita your first name very well
Indeed, Mia Pinkie," criticised the
writing teacher, "but you make a sad
botch of it."
"What la the difference, Mr. Ppen
cerT" asked the pretty girl. "I expect
to change the Johnson part of it tome
day.
(treat Institution.
Lady Education ia a great thing.
Bandy Indeed it is mum. How
could I ever know what dey had fer five
lunch if I didn't enow how to read?
His Only StandarJ.
"Sc you refuse to belie re that wire
Iras telegraphy is really practical?"
"No." said the capitalist, who al
ways figures closely, "I don't ray that."
"Wouldn't you believe the evidence of
your own sense?" "Yes. But I have
no evidence as yet. I've never made a
dollar out of it." Washington Star.
Cause for Kejoklng.
Biz Does your wife play the pi
ano? Dix No.
Bix Poes aha play any musical
instrument?
Dix None whatever.
Biz That's good. You ought to
be proud of her accomplishments.
General Debility
Day Id and out there Is that feeling ot
weakness that tuake a burden of Itself.
Food docs not strengthen.
Sleep does not refresh.
It Is hard to do, hard to bear, what
should be easy, vitality Is on the ebb, and
lie whole system suffers.
Kor this condition take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It vitalises the blood, sires vigor and tone
to all the organs and functions, and la
positively unequalled for all rundown or
debilitated conditions.
GOOD
SbortQtorleJ
ttOD VlLL CUr OuUttijMaUott, ft cuu,
ABSOLUTE
IECUR1TY.
Bait Codfish Chowder.
Wash one pint of aalt codfish broken
Into flakes and put to soak over night
Cut bait a pound of aalt pork luto dice,
fry crisp and brown, and In the fat
fry two onions chopped Into fine dice.
Put tn the soup pot a layer of flaked
fish and a layer of thinly sliced raw
potatoes. Sprinkle with onion, fried
pork, add a dash of flour and pepper.
Cover with a layer of split crackers.
Continue In this order till the fish and
one quart of sliced potatoea have been
used. Over this pour two quarts of
milk and allow the chowder to simmer
very gently for one hour.
Cenuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bar Signature) of ,
fee FecSIealle Wrapper Brtsw.
ITary saull em as ei
ttak
CARTERS
,Orm.E .
IflVER
11 phi
MUaW-
i il 'iliiHliatHHaWB
" a Dim
FIJI IEA0ACHG.
FBI DIZZINESS
FD1 IIUOUSIESt.
FOI TORPID IIVEI.
FOI CONSTIPATE.
for sallow skin.
Jfoithecomplejuoi.
OT Nvsrssrs tpsstvsl 1
Orehstn Muffins.
For twelve muffins there will be re
quired half a plut of graham, half a
pint of flour, one generous tablespoon
ful of sugar, one tableapoonful of but
ter, half a teaspoonful of salt, one tea
spoonful and a half of baking powder,
one egg. and two gills and a half of
milk. Mix the dry Ingredients and rub
through a sieve. Turn the bran from
the sieve Into the mixture. Beat the
egg till light and add the milk to it
Stir this Into the dry mixture. Add
the butter, melted, and beat well for
half a minute. Bake In buttered muf
fin pans for half an hour In a moder
ately hot oven.
Reception Kelts.
Bcald one cup milk, add one table
spoonful sugar, one-quarter cup of but
ter and one half teaspoon salt. When
lukewarm add one yeast cake dis
solved In three tablespoonfula luke
warm water and one and one-half cups
bread flour. Cover and let rlae, then
add yolka of two eggs and flour to
knead. Let rise, shape, again let rlae,
and bake in a hot oven.
CURE SICK HEADACHE..
Must Be Delightful Climate.
Water freeze every night of the year
at Alto Crucero in Bolivia, while at
noonday the sun is hot enongh to blis
ter the flesh.
Pop-Over.
Rift Into a bowl one cupful of flour
and a saltapoonful of salt Beat one
egg very light add to It on cupful of
sweet milk. 8tlr this graduallT so that
It will not be lumpy. Into the flour,
give it two or three vigorous beatings
and pour It Into heated gem pans that
hare been well greased. Fill them
about naif full and bake them In a
very quick oven.
Codfish with Vegetable.
Freahen codfish and cut It In chops
about three by six Inches In slxe. Put
Into hot water and set on the stove
where It will barely simmer. Boiling
Treats Her Like Aa Angel.
Ethel She's sorry enough that aba harden th fiber of fish aa It does of
married him, I'll wager
Mabel The ideal Bow can yon say
that? He thinks her a perfect aogei,
and treats her
Ethel As though she really were
one. fie doesn't buy her anything to
wear. Tit-Bits.
meat When the fish Is perfectly ten
der, dram, pour over it a butter sauce
and aenre for dinner with mashed po
tatoes, beet pickles and boiled car
rots.
Rubbing It In.
Weaver Who was the fellow who
Just stopped you?
Deaver That was my old barber.
"Does ba usually stop yon on the
atreet?"
"'o. bnt he knows I'm shaving my
self now, and be just wanted to gloat
over me," Philadelphia Ledger.
Not Evea a Comparison.
Ia Moyne You did not seem much
disturbed by the rumpus
"No, I beard my wife discharging
the cook before I left borne." Chicago
Daily News.
&.s v- "
Women Need Substitute for It Now
adeja.
Lucy LocKet, the immortal woman
who loat ber pocket, Is hardly so min i
to be pitied as we are. Ia ber case It
was found, but nobody can find our
pockets for ua. Man, happy creature
Is a marsupial. He Is blessed with
more pockets than he knows what to
do with, but poor, unfortunate woman
with styles In their present state, h.K
not so much as one little pocket In
which to bestow her handkerchief.
a. weeaiy Dereavetnent In this latter
line la of common occurrence and In
the course of time becomes a severe
strain. As for purses they only too
often go the way of the handkerchiefs.
The bell-shaped sleeves rendered hope
less the military trick of tucking one's
handkerchief up It, but with new cuffs
there comes a gleam of returning hope.
The majority of them are tight-fitting
at the wrist the fullness suddenly
spreading out several Inches higher np
the arm. This sleeve Is more than
pretty, for It will supply the abiding
place for the long absent pocket. A
little envelope-shaped receptacle could
be easily fastened to the Inner side of
the left sleeve, In the fullness, Just big
enough to contain two or three small
necessaries. Then a flap could be at
tached to button over. A Russian
blouse or bolero affords opportunity
In-
time always; in fact some suffer more durine the 8 or ,umiEer 'rocks a separate
Spring and Summer than at any other season. When Pocket pretty, made of the material
the blood is charged with Uric Acid, Alkali and other j of the ow 0T mme harmonizing silk.
i an ertun iet us nave the pocket
omewhere. Brooklyn Eagle.
Creamed Ovater.
Clean and parboil one pint oysters.
Drain and reserve liquor for making
sauce. Melt three and one-half table
spoonful butter, add fire tablespoon
fuls flour and pour on gradually oyster
liquor and milk or cream to make one
and one-balf cups liquid. Season with
aalt pepper and celery salt Bebeat
oysters In sauce.
Xndtau Meal Roup.
Prepare this as a hasty pudding, and
then tbln It with hot milk to a creamy
consistency, and It can be served with
a dish of crisp, hot pork scraps cut
very small. Try It before you decide
that you will not like It Bmall die
of bread fried like doughnuts are good
WllB It I
A little boy In hla night dress was
on his knees, saying his prayers, and
hi little dster could not resist the
temptation to tickle th sole of bis
feet. H stood It a long a h could,
and then said: "Please, God, excuse
me while I knock th itufUn' out of
NeHi."
"And what 1 your opinion of Mrs.
Humphry Ward?" au enthuslsaatlc
American hoste once asked of an
English literary lady of world-wide
distinction. The visitor politely made
an effort to recall the name, aud then
answered with half-closed eye and
weary Intonations: "I'm told she la a
very Industrious woman."
During the heat of the recent trou
bles In Venezuela, when the coast was
blockaded and starvation was atarlhit
j fa) per cent of the people In the face,
; Stephen Bonsai was surprised to find
President Castro enjoying himself at
i a picnic at La Victoria, w tiers ehitm-
1 pagne was flowing like water. "I did
not succeed In concealing, uor did I
very much try to conceal, my astonish
ment at the BCenea which met my eye,"
be saya. "I had ee-rtalnly thought to
And our ally otherwise engaged. 'Hut
why should you wonder?' said Castro,
j noting my surprise; 'our part Is played.
We have picked the quarrel, and now,
blessed be the Monroe doctrine, our
role la finished, and the fighting must
be done by el tlo Samuel. All the pa
pers In the case I have given to your
minister, who goes to Washington as
my attorney." 'Yes, viva la Doctrlua
"Moiiroey!"' exclaimed Tcllo Men
doia, the witty muleteer whom Castro
has made secretary of the treasury; "It
spares us sleeplesa nights, and glvea
ua time for picnics."
A well-known English lady novelist,
whose enemies accuse ber of taking
herself aoniewbat too seriously, ws
entertaining a party of ber friends,
and conversation ran largely upon ber
new book. One young man In the cir
cle had not read the work. "According
ly, on rising from the table, aud by
way of abstracting himself from the I
talkers who were still worrying their
conversational bone," says the I.oudo
Outlook, "be fixed bis eyes on a fe
male portrait which adorned the draw
ing-room wall Coming softly behind
blm, the lady novelist significantly
said, 'I think I know what vou are
thinking that that picture remind
you of Frederlcka.' "Of Frederick.!
replied the young man. blankly, 'what
Frederlcka V "My Fnderlcka.' return
ed the novelist, with surprise, fur hi
latest heroine bore that name. Then
the unbeliever pulled himself together
No,' said be, with a Judicial head
shake, 'that Is not my notion of your
frederlcka.' And he plumed hlmsei
on having got well out of the hobble.
But It was yet early for self-gratula
tlon. 'Come, then,' returned his ho.it
ess, seductively, 'come and sit down
here beside me, and you shall tell m
what your notion of my Frederick;
I.'"
TO WORKING GIRLS
THE DOQ SETTLED THE CASE,
Canine Tssttmnnv Aala Held by th
Court to II Unimpeachable.
Some month ago David Wallace, of
85 Whlta etreet, bought a pedigreed
cocker spaniel aud hud It registered.
A month ago It disappeared. Yester
day Wallace ays he found the span
iel at th residence of Peter W.
I.ott, 131 Fraukfort street, aud tried to
take It. Lott objected. Wallace
caught th dog by the tall. lott
grabbed It by the head; both tttggid
away with the dog aa the connecting
lluk. Mrs, Lott flourished a broom
and a man named Buck waved a rusty
revolver.
Just as It looked as If the dog would
be yanked apart, Sergt. MVAlllstcr and
Patrolman Cook hove upon the scene
aud tugged dig, Wallace, Cook, Mrs.
Lott and Buck, with broom and rusty
revolver, to the Fifth precinct station.
Capt Furtherer assumed a Hague ar
bitration role, but failed to bring
about a truce, Mr. Dog was lock d
up and the owners were sent away,
to appear In court to-day and prove
ownership.
Peter," said the court to Interpre
ter Latter, "bring forth A. Cocker
Spaniel from cell 13."
Who?" said Peter. "Your honor.
there'a no one else In th 'pit.' "
"Yes," smiled the court, "bring forth
th dog."
A moment later Latter appeared with
the prisoner on th end of a loug
chain.
"I know of no precedent for such a
nrtiiHtlnir M esltl lhinw V
Duteber, who appeared for Wallace, tublei Compound, aud found that
11 lU'lIK'U lilt!, I'UHslHHP!
0mk
llr
fvlil
Oult the I r p r Thing.
"Gladys," s Id i li miry n,"
alsh slat.' r, ' 1 v done so in noli lor you
you should write me a lemliiioulal.'
"A totlimmir"'
"Yos; you might uy : 'Pear brother,
tun I Hits tin, I.I. delicate girl, I ut
si ,ee ulng your collars, shltts and It
1 liuvn Imcoimi n no r woman.' '
dolphla Pies.
A'W.rl I."' fi'f Itlll ''" U'S'k: "Th
klesu, K.m'1 Mlilull Knot, I Im u.vc i
tmt niixikii. sines or hv'si. was ........i..
e.iok Ills'.
Nature's Oresim iking.
dinkier Did you ever i t l ea that
the avtg poet In deacri Inn a winter
landscape- alway speaks of II "maiitta
olm.wT"
Joaklev Naturally. The maulleol
snow Is the laud'siai. Stray Mot las.
For brim
for t'oiimuii
medicine.
..I ,..iil,l..a Irv I'U.t'a I'um
.......I 1 1 i m ttitii.i r.iiik'ii
At .lniti;lt
, pries i
rnrrc mkimcat, aovicu
'.very worUftttr Ittrl who 1 not
well Is fonlliilly Invited to wrlta
to Mrs. l'lnkliiiiii. I.ynn. Mrt.t
foru.lvlooi it Is freely given, and
has restored UiousiwhI to uciUtli.
ill Paine'. Experience.
" I wnnt to thank you for what you
have done for me, and recommend
I.vdln 1 l'inkliitiit'a Vegelttlde
Coitipoutiil ti all girls whose work
keeps them atauding ou llielr feel In
the store. The doctor said I must
stop work ; bo did not seem to rU
that a L-ii l cannot alTonl to l"P wora- Th.. u risrrn in tins swiinn ntths
luif Mv hack ached, my appetite was ,,, ihn sll mlir .!!. cut i-in'ihsr,
roor I could not sleep, aud menstrua- j s... uut'l ti. un If- i...mJ i- !
poor, i tuuiu .,..,,. on 1 Im-'ir.l.is tor s sst n.sin . ... .1 - W
lion was scant V and very painful. t.'n , ,.,.,, t ,,H ,rat-.. s... .r. ,n-, .l
day when sulTTlnf I commenced ; rm.ns, suit l r eoo.ismlj Isiili.a to furs
ta iM l.t.llll I lllklllllll H ,lk- Pllwi'MMlv. '
Surprising.
The London Morning Post sta'ea that
Canadian never fought for Ihelr l
lein. To the- shadesof V Canadians
who fought ind lull in the ur of IHI'i
this Information mind bosnniiialiat sur
prising, it is iiiuch loniier ago sit et
llriions (ought (or their rxis eiit'n, The
Kritisli wars ot tlm past two ceutu'le
base all hee.it lought in lorolgu lauds.
Monircal Herald.
Gray?
"My hair wis railing out ind
turning gray vry fast. R, yM
Hlr Vigor Hopped th Mullt ni
restorsd ilia natural color. "Mrs
E. Z. Uenomme, Cohos, N. V '
It's impossible fur you
not to look old, with thc
color of seventy years In
your hair ! Perhaps you
arc seventy, and you like
your gray hair! If not,
use Aycr's Hair Vlor.
In less than a month your
Rray hair will have all the
dark, rich color of youth.
II M s sstiK. ail srstriMs.
tf your arnsatsl rsnruit shi.
SStlit MS MM tlt'IW Slid S win
pui s bulfls
' o.
J
'! fin),
'IplSSt
suur ussrssl mm. utti
- r. vu., lAiwnii, Mm, j
in. I sls IIm. i,
. ulti.s, A.I.I,.,.
Canada' Vast Timber Supply.
The standing llinlwrol Canada ita!a
that of th" continent o( ritiM n. ,
nearly doubl that ot lb Cnllts) Stales,
PLEA FOR THE POCKET.
MKJIITSS1
i
An AU the Year Round Disease.
Rheumatism does not come and go with winter for 8 breast Pooket llke a man's,
e always: in fact some KiifTer mr- ,h,ri tt, 8lde- For aummer frocks a seuai
"except that of King Solomon. Ttmt
case 1 not annotated In our codes
Neerthelea, I am atlsfl,l for th
court to decide th ownership "
"Well," remarked th court, "Is
Utt hiTtt?"
Lott was culled, but there was no
answer. A pause followed.
"Suppose," suggested Mr. Dutcher,
"that you let the dog deolde whether
or not Wallace la the owner."
The suggestion was adopted. The
dog was allowed to ruu loose. It
auiffed the air, barked, cenrly tumbled
Charll Hart over by running between
hi legs and finally rounded up be
fore Wallace. The dog yelped, whirled
around and showed every Indication
of Joy.
"I gues that Wallace dog." a'd
th court. "That evidence autistic
me." Th dog was turned over to
Wallace. Kocheeter Post Express.
soon found that my meusiruai pn
were free from pain and natural
eve rvono la aurprlsed at the change lu
me, and I am well, aud cannot lie too
grateful for what vou have doue for
me." Mi JiNar Tunk, MO Vet
l.V.th Pt., New York tit V. TWO fw'i'
tf tf'rxl of u!VS ! pml'1 ts.i.SS
St sul.rW.
Take no substitute, for It It
Lytllti r.. lMnliliniu'i VegeUtbU
Cuiupoutnl that cure.
gelerirs h. lirutrn f.lsirhlu t'S
tlettSl til .p.m.. suit Ihsr. furs rvlullr. elltllll.
tielist tr.JIIiI. M.ll l sl.ifll I'll., Wi.O
too. lurM t-y f". J fhni.f A t'o . T"'d', tlls
Is His ertly r"Ht:lti.'ii.l . tiro.ei ll.s m.rlst.
It 11 t.krn luteins!! In !o I i,.m Ullr.ll
S t'-.l"'.'ntd. II itl..-f eO M'S ti-tl
sn.l nun' till" mlH.i" .'I U S !. 'I hrr eff.f
on. hiintlird Ot.il. m Iff siif H tills I
ruts, bsrni lor rtn nl.. .tut tr.tlsiiim.ls. Att.
dins. r ) i in Nk V A t u., Toisdo,U
t...l VT t"ii, J.w.
llsll'l ttaill) I'llu.ro ths twit.
Wg and Coal.
Tb American slum luanulsrtiirer
ys higher wage than lh Knsllih
ii.anii(aelurr, but th n sl ot makitiK a
..nut. shoe I Ins twcati of the arna n sin.
leucy of lb Amerl.an workman.
Wesson ler Mop.
"fo you Ihln she could learn to lov
you?" said the close friend.
"It Isn't imposail'ln. Mio likes rsv
liar and olives aud anchovies and all
sorts ot oild things. Washington Mar.
ruiutsoN MAOHiNcnr oo.
.utr.tu. IwJuhtl r.xi
ss4 st MsrflMl Slrssl, IVrlUnJ. Ih.fM
1 lis r It l.SM.Iius l,gll- Arlili.t.sit inn II,
Vstvr. Slid Sit nflllis J.SII" rts...t Ml. I a
. .i. is r. . t;io. fc i. .. tuuusiil.
it t.s..llns Slid ihnH ft. Iti Uist."
W tils I... Illu.lt.u.l rslsl.'su. sn.l ( ( .i.s
Ml Sltythln ywu as4 tn Iss Hs. bin. If On.
Their Idea.
"Here, here," said th fishmonger,
"what in the world are them people
around th' stall lullin' at, anywayf"
"I'hev'r lallin al thut aign wut says:
"Uur are uiieqnallrd .Nothing In your husband ransetiis jmi."
This Market t'oines r Them.' Poo- j "Alas," tepiUI tU woman '"t
pie say that's 'cause they small so I'd trusted hi in a llllle twlter." Chi
bad." Baltimore Herald. rsgn Pint.
t ittle Chant.
"Madam." said Hie leader o( lbs bri
gands, "sti'll have In bold y hi until
with
Y. rsn lsrssty ttwrssio ihs l.'-l t.
vuMr r..t W u.ln uuf i. tsi (silil.t
SIS W (llo lul tus
i m mi lit?
I kll Ws.ll I VI I
3 do ill Pic.it Ssids
I or orders f 1 1 Wl nt n.ure
(TM. it. nt.l tnrtti.ls ,. scv.li or
33
True Life.
nut measured by nuggeti
irritating poisons, then the system is in the right
condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack
is liable to come at any time, Winter or Summer.
Rheumatism, because it attacks different parts of
the body, and is sudden or slow in its action, ts given
various names such as acute and chronic, muscular,
articular, inflammatory. mercurial and ariatic Viiif it la
the same old acid blood that nncH all ar
touBiam auuciers, wnuc oiuctb nave oniy occasional spells of Rheumatism
but either kind is wearing upon the constitution, and in time produce,
tiffness in the muscles and joints, and eometimes the acids thrown off bl
the blood settle upon the valves o' the
heart and ends suddenly and fatally.
It won't do to let Rheumatism
run on. It is a dangerous disease, and
yon can never tell where it is going to
strike. Home remedies, plasters, lini
ment and such things as produce
counter-irritation, are soothing and
may relieve the pain temporarily, but
the polluted, acid blood cannot be
reached by external applications.
Rheumatism must be treated
through the blood, and no remedy
brings such prompt and lasting relief
as S. S. S. It attacks the disease in
the blood, neutralizes the acids, and
removes all irritating poisons and effete matter from the system.
S. S. S. strengthens and enriches the thin acid blood, and, as it circu
lates through the body, the corroding, gnawing poisons and acid deposits
are dislodged and washed out of the muscles and joints, and the sufferer
is happily relieved from the discomforts
and misery of Rheumatism.
S. S. S. is a purely vegetable remedy,
does not contain any Potash or mineral
of any kind, and can be taken with
safety by old and young.
Rheumatic sufferers who write na
about their case will receive valuable aid and helpful advice from our
physicians, for which no charge is made. We will mail free our special
book on Rheumatism, which is the result of years of practical experience in
treating this disease. It contains much interesting information about all
fciads a Kimtism- JUE8WFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm
Portland, Ind., Jan. 10, 1903.
After belnc Urrtblr crlpplod lot
thrss year with Rheumatism, and
having tried wsll knows remedies I
could -st bo relief. And having
read of tb wonderful effect of
S. B. I coaoludsd to try It, and
am bappr to aay that Z was entirely
cured, and am abl to work, aa wU
as I aver did.
I ohaerfully rscommsnd S. U. B. to
all sufferers of this terrible disease,
and will say that If they will con.
tlau th treatment, a per direc
tions, they will And a permanent
cor. H. W. SXSS.
In III Owa Home, Too,
"How much do you think that story
Is worth?" he asked when bis wife bad
finished reading It.
"Oh, I should think you ought to
have got $23 or $30 for It," she re
plied. "I got $100." be asserted proudly.
"Dear me!" abe commented, "how
reckless some people are with their
money."
Did Not Want to Overcharge.
"Doctor," aald tb shrewd looking
man, "bow many feet of gas doea It
take to kill a man?"
"That' rather a queer question,"
said the doctor. "Why do you wish to
know?"
"One of the guests of my botel used
enough of It to kill himself and I want
to send In a proper bill to bis execu
tors." Philadelphia Press.
Knowing Old Bachelor.
Newlywed What do bachelors know
about women 7
Oldbaeh Lota; otherwise they would
not be bachelor. Philadelphia Record.
Threa hundred shoemakers who
struck for higher wages In Philadel
phia In 17fW were the first working
men to adopt such tactics In this coun
try. Th Brat railroad strike occurred
in 1877.
A Parisian clothes denier kicked a
dog out of bis shop. The dug shot out
wltb some rapidity aud knocked over
a woman with a Ju of milk. The
woman broke the Jug and upset an
elderly gentleman, and the Jug cu:
both of them. At that moment a cv
diet arrived and was thrown off hi
machine by the prostrate flg'.vs and
simultaneously a cart came up and
amuhed the bicycle. The magistrate
blandly advised the entire sound to
proceed against the dog. and they an:
now looking for It.
a remaraame sea monster was re
cently caught tn Port Kalry llay by
some fishermen. It measured nine
feet six inches ha length, had a lul
like that of the screw tail shaft, u
teeth, a nose like a rhinoceros, a hem
like an elephant, two dorsal fins, four
side fins and two steering fins. The
skin was black and very aoft. Th
most experienced fishermen say the
specimen Is altogether new to them
ihey cannot hazard a guess as to the
species. The fish has been sent on to
the Melbourne museum.
In a certain office at an Australian
railway station there may have been
seen a very long list of names of wotu
en who have at various time begge,!
the booking clerks to let them have.
without payment, tickets to various
place. They have forgotten thvlr
purses, or lost them, or spent their
last penny on a new pair of glove
and various reasons. They will call
th very next day and refund the
money without fail. But there the
name and addresses lie, with the
mount of the borrowed money writ
ten opposite.
The first Iron ship has more reputed
birthplaces than Homer, according to
Chamber' Journal. Roth the Clyde
and tb Mersey claim pre-eminence In
this respect. Sir E. J. Koblson of Ed
inburgh designed an Iron vessel In
1818, which waa not launched till
three years later, and It Is said that
an Iron boat was worked on the Hev
ern even a far back as 1787. Htecl
was not used In the construction of
merchant ships' bulls until 18T.9. Old
salt were not alona In their belief
that wood was meant by Providence
to float, but Iron to go to the bottom.
A naval constructor of some repute
once said: "Don't talk to me of Iron
ship. Tbey ar contrary to nature."
Now none but small craft are built of
wood In this country.
Tni life i
of gold, by stocks and bonds, by bil
of steel or by csrs of coal, but by d
lion to the tervic ot Jet-ui Christ.
Hcv. It. 8. Holmes.
H CONSTIPATION ;
llllll.KS-. 'S1 V"1 "t i
gaiMam - lu unti)ty ) T
if ii tL n.k'ltvt wilt (of lcll tkc T
MINN, the SEEOMAN.
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a
glTO ratsn.nnr rtxtfm s flu sr nsrvounMSi
Il IO sfUr ;u,l l, ... tf 0 KIs',tlrMl N.fit
jUatonf .u.lurKIKiJIHKii.lMll.u.llint
ss. Ps.au h in. Us. stilus M-flilll,lils r
A Sunday Occupation.
"He' an agnoatlc."
"Yes, but wbat doe be do the other
six days?" Detroit Free Press.
In order to win success a man must
first fall In love with bl work.
The world ha no time for a vision
ary man until after be geti there.
Christening a Railway.
Engineer are, as a rule, sternly util
itarian, but there are occasions on
which they Indulge In aentlmental
practice. On of these occurred the
other day on the completion of the
first transcontinental railway In Afri
ca. When the plate-laying gangs from
Ruluwayo and Kallsbury, respectively,
came within twenty chains of each
other a telegram was aent to the con
tractors and engineers, who at once
arrived on the scene. The rail were
Joined and two engine proceeded
slowly toward each other from each
side. Attached to the drawhead of the
engine from Ballsbury was a bottle of
champagne, and as the two engines
met It was broken and the new mil
way waa named In the orthodox man
ner.
tell
Not Worried by Ills Mistake.
Irate Guest (No. 48-I didn't
you to wake me up at 5 o'clock.
Bell Boy Didn't yer? Well, mebbe
It wus No, 84. Detroit Free Press.
Hctoccti I rlcnds.
Mayme I hear yoo are going to b " 1
married aaln. I
Kdyth A,uiti? Why, I'vo never
been tied up as yet.
"No; but t can't recall the numlwr
ot times you were going to be." Chi
cago I'mly News.
Why thc Cdltor Skipped.
An editor nt a m ail American par
recently stated that he had been kis ed
by one of the tnot beautiful married
women in the town. ll promised to
tell her name lu the first issue ot hi
par next month. In two k the
circulation ot his newappaper doubled.
Hut when he cave the name of his wile
he hail to leave toa n.
Mt fcss t" IS Ssti it e iis-s wiie ,
aisississl si is eswli. w.t n ut
S1S It'",'! IfF l.-.t !( It. jtHUM'A!.
Clir.Jttie r.t,,tt,.att..n f f.lr ii.J ns IS
Itai, isiril- r...Jii.(ti d'OHif ll.sl tit, SIS ,1
,IL1I) I hflir l4iai I.-m J ,i t. '.l IttrS
tnrtMuiiiil ll.s.i. tta . i I Jul thRIl
So lit ftm t.t Hit,. !-t,4r liltl si'l It I
OCB I S. 'J 4 flSfftil l.'f SMI.,,,,
s 1 1 n t it i. iii r
K a.... st . Imivik Mis.
if Vj CATHARTIC
tat.. r iui Tata lafi. f
ivan. Wmmh w Uinm tUss. atm I
Alcohol,
Cfium,
Tobacco
Using V
wi.t7f
tttUTHATf 0
.' fieuif In
flsnAjirvOM
Plsitlnt. I its
Suutl. s
tf. N. U.
fee 1 IVOi.
CURt CONSTIPATION.
. IMS, MlHl. SIS IMS.
It II CM srlllls ! SMI tlsrs plisil
fl HMSt kitlS MMr.
LOWFST RATES
To ( 'Hi-sjo. iiihuto and the
Kant; to Dee Moines, Kannas City
nod the hou tf iea.it, via t hii ag i (irent
Western HaiUuy. Klectric Hal. ted
trains. I'neiiiallel service. Write to
I. P. Klint-r. ti. P. A,, Chicago, lor
info uiatiuti.
Thought U Duiid ?
We're VcryMuth Alive.
S. It. tteadihhe and Liver Cur St III Do
ing Its Ureal Work. S. II. Cough Syrup.
I very body lake It. I cry body Like It.
A T ALL DliUOtllSTM
Center ol the tnlvcrse.
The cross is the winter of the nni
ver.e. It Is the pivot aiound which all
the great events of history revolve.
The historian and the philosopher, ua
truly an t!,e thenloKian, mud build
their studios on Culvary. Hev.K. H.
McArthur.
Willing Sacrll'ce.
Will CliHIllH I'lll thillkiliO I.I luk.
ingawile. I't'wt
Henry Pick-Vou can take mine and VVISL2 LJIOS.,
"IITt.!0,
..Scarcely a Day,.
t Lilt W- ftr r) tl (-.ft tn r'rri
..ts m ti t. uli lal ..fi.nt .ht u
It r itlrnl r at,!t of ti sfir, t i ft f t,m tst
W r an not Uft'f tt'.ns.iy i ha U. u
i ' .1 . ,i(w-fn v remitting .ttti t
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!' ' ir iii-aej Ifnitl.lra r irr)rtM
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, , "Hj ' 1 "'s ' "Ikiii ssi,lit(i nil ,
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tmmnm mmmm,
Dentists.
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fct . . . rt t ts
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Ihlld Slid ttl.lUgt.,D U
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AVvCelable PrcparalionrorAs
siuiilalinf IhcFoodandHctfula
linfi tJieStoiBuxra aikllkrwcls of
ICTTTl-iillliaiY.'m1!
Promotes DigeatlonChwrfuf
nessand RcsiContalns nellhcr
Ouium.Morpliine no.-MiiiexaL
NOT NAnc OTIC.
AmJu Smd'
JU.Smuim
ASw.bsl
Isssnnrss
WnsM-
STrwsTVJsl f bssbs
Apfirfccl Hfimcdy forrofish'pvt
litin.Sour Stomach, Diarrhtica
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness find Lobs of Sleep.
Fac Simile Signature or
NEW YOI1K.
fcXACT copy or WRAPPca
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a as "h, a a. a. s -1 . a,V v -V X VX vA. J
Tin d,Y0tl IIa A,wy nought, and wTtlth ha bom
la line lor over 00 yen, hu borao tho attfTiatiiro of
s1T "" " Mlil ha "v0 uler bin ior
tfflA&, "niil upcrviloa alnoo Ha Iiinuu-y.
ah- i - ... Awnoonotodlvoyoalathl.
All Couiitt rfclts, ImlUitloim and Juat-na-irood"ftr bitfr
Wlmcuta thttt trifle with and cndanifcr tho health ol!
atUiU thUdrcu-lSjtpcrlonco atraUutt Kxpwlinout.
What fs CASTORIA
fflrla Im a harniloaa atibHtltuto for Caator Oil raro
"Cv ",r 0l!,u,.n' Morphln nor other Narcotlo
ad tUlJ9 I vcrlHhnoKg. It cure. Dlarrhoot aud Wind
WUts
and F
fitoauu:!
Ihs I.
m a uuuccar-'Auo Mother i rlcud.
CEIIOIIIE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Soars tho Signature of
ba.rr lnsr Troublna niroa uatlpatla
luttiliiricv. It. i,uui...ii..i.. si.. . . .r
i uua IIowcIn, glvinn; ltealtliy uiid iiuturul aloop.
r is s
The Kind Yon Haw Always Bought
U89 hor over 30 Years.
TMS eiNTSUR OOHSAST,
" ersirr. n sss srrs.