The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, January 09, 1903, Image 4

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Newspaper Page Textk Phonetic Similarity. "So you are going to take your airship and go home?" "I am," answered the aeronaut. "Simply because funds are not forthcoming?" "Precisely. You have In your own language, if I remember It correctly, a proverb which says, 'Money makes the air blow." " Washington Star. For cough anil colds there is no bettet medicine than Piso'a Cure for Consump tion. Price 25 cents. Appropriate. A New York church will group all Its various activities In one big sky scraper. There seems to be some thing appropriate In churches resort ing to skyscrapers. Philadelphia Ledger. Mothers will Unit Mrs. fflnslow's 8ooth. Ing Svrup the best remedy to use tor their BOihlren during the teething period. Record Offertory. Australia's biggest offertory was taken up at the consecration of the Bishop of Carpentaria in Sydney ca thedral. It amounted to 8.500, and is perhaps the largest on record. FITS Wnanenrrr Pure fro ntt sr wruMW aftMr first ,ll. lisaof lr kltBS'dOrSiSt NeTV jgattonr. . . a hvB II BK iui tril 0.ltl and tree. Dl.kli.Kusm. Ltd- KU ArehSUf blidlNUSi, A Plebla Taint. "No, her father made her break the engagement." "What was the trouble?" "The old man discovered that one of the young fellow's ancestors had been a store waiter In a rolling mill, or something." Cleveland Plain Dealer. The New Year. If yon don't mind hearing about a good thing more than once, we want to tell yon that the most delicious canned peaches and pears and strawberries and ot. er fruits are called Monopole. If yon ask ns what Monopole means we'll tell yon "Monopole means the best," and it dees. Many of our friends tell ns the' same thing. Get Monopole goods from your dealer. Wadhame & Kerr Bros., packers, Fortla id, Ore. Sparkling Stones. Husband I don't believe you heard a word of the sermon today. You were looking the whole time at the diamonds that woman in front of us wore. Wife Well, there are sermons In stones, you know. Puck. Like a King. Porus, the Indian prince, had Just been taken prisoner when Alexander asked him how he expected to be treated. "Like a king!" replied the eastern warrior. Pleased by the manliness of the an swer, Alexander immediately made him janitor of the Flatiron apartment house and the two potentates stuck so closely to business as to be dubbed porous plaster. New York Sun. 20 MILLION BOTTLES BOLD XVERT YEAR. Happtness Is the absence of pain, snd mm tons bars been made haprv threoea being cored By St Jacobs Oil of RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, TOOTHACHE. HEAD ACHE. LAMENESS. SCALDS. BURNS. SPRAINS. BRUISES and all pains for which an external remedy can be applied. It never (alls to cure. Thousands who have been de clared Incurable at baths and In hospitals have thrown away their crutches, being cured after using St. Jacobs Oil. Directions in eleven kneuages accompany e7ery bottle. CONQUERS "For atz year I wo a a Tlrtlm of dys- rep4a In It worse form, i could eat nothing ut milk toast, and at times my stomach would not retain and digest even thai Last March 1 began taking C'ASCAKETS and since then 1 ksve ateadlly Improved, until I am aa well as I ver was la my life." David B. IIcbpbt, Newark. O. Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Aood. Jiever Sicken. Weaaeo. or Gripe. Hie. glc.fte. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... 4f4h .f tMfuf. CfclMs. Mlr.al. See TmS. til MTfl Dlf1 Bold and snaranteed by atldrag- I U'DHW (1st to tlUL Totiscco Uablk Canada Consumes Much Tea. Canada, with its 5,000,000 inhabi tants, consumes as much India tea as does the United States, with a popu lation fifteen times as great; each ttBed last year 1,075,000 pounds. Coughing " I was given up to die with quick consumption. I then began to use Ayer's. Cherry Pectoral. I improved at once, and am now in perfect neaitn. tnas. c. nan man, Cibbstown, N. Y. It's too risky, playing with your cough. The first thing you know it will be down deep in your lungs and the play will be over. Be gin early with Ayer's Cherry Pectoral and stop the cough. TkPMSliast ZSc.Hc.ll. All .rsjrUt. Consult your doctor. If bs saya tsks It, ban do as be ssys. If bs tells yon not o laks It, then don't take It. He knows. Lasts U with him. We sre willing. J.O. AliOl CO., Lowell, at. RADC ARK. BACKACHE. jSf. ,ij,uA V- Backache Is a forerunner and one of the most common symp toms of kidney trouble ana womb displacement. READ MISS BOLLMAN'S EXPERIENCE. " Some time ago I was in a very weak condition, my work made mo nervous and my back ached frightfully all the time, and I had terrible head aches. " Mr mother got a bottle of Lytlift E. P'inklinm's Vegetable Com pound for me, and it seemed to strengthen my back and help me at once, and I did not pet so tired as before. I continued to take it, and it bronsrht health and Ktrenirth to me, aad I want to thank you for the good it has done me." Miss Kat BoLtiiAit. 14?nd St. A Wales Ave., New York City. tSOOO forfeit Iforlgifalot a&oee fattrpnming gsmoneKS cannot tl p oJuCd. I.yilU K. rinktiaiii's Vegetable Compound cures because it is tbe greatest known remedy for kidney and womb troubles. Every woman who is puzzled about her condition should write to Mrs. rinkham at Lynn, Muss and tell her a)'. YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN IT RAINS IF YOU DONT HAVE .V,. THE CENUINB ' ' . - SV T m. 7. AILED CLOTHING ITFD YOU DBY MAM FOR WET WORK. JOLD BY ALL R SUABLE DEALERS ATivswuuv di uua nuAxwitt a? A. tl. TOWER CO, BO&TOW. MA8&. Women Landowners. One in seven of British land owners are women. In all there are about 88,000 women who own land in Eng land and Wales. Work for Women. In the parking and canning factor ies wamen have largely taken the places of men, and if trade increases as it has done in the last two or three years thousands more will find em ployment there. Their labor is light, being what is termed "kitchen work," which consists of cutting dried beef, stuffing sausages, packing tins, etc. BOIt'S TBIST We effer One Hundred lolIars Reward foraov ease of t attarrh that can not be cured by Usilt Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY A Co., Props. Toledo. O. We tbe undersigned, have known e. J. cneoey for the past 15 vears. and believe him perfect. y honorable in sit business transactions and nn ancia.lv able to carry outany obligations inula by their firm. Wrrr it Trcai, Whoieaaie Lru-rgists, Toledo, WaLDi.NO KuMi Maavm, Wholesale Drugg.sts, Toledo. O. HaH'sCatarrbCore is taken internally, srtine ilrectly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price " V p r boit,. Sold ky all flrnB-i!its. T-stimoniaia free. Hall's Family Fills are tbe best. Real Summer Qirl. "Say, old man, what is a summer girl?" "A summer girl is a rack to stretch tihirt waists on; Inside is a receptacle for lobster salad and ice cream, while outside is an attachment for diamond rings." Life. Spanish Railway Schedules. Spanish trains so seldom leave sta tions on time that the time-tables in many cases merely indicate the hour of departure say, eight and "mlnu tos" that is, an Indefinite number ol minutes after eight. Dr. August Koenig'e Hambnrg Drops, as a blood puriSer, strength and health restorer, and a specific for all stomach, liver and kidney troubles, leads all other similar medicines in its wonder lul tales and marvelous confidence ol the people, especially our vast German population. It is not a new and un tried product, but was made and sold more than sixty years ago. Men's Reasons for Marrying. Postal cards having been sent out to married men with the inquiry, "Why did you marry?" a large number of re plies came to hand, from which the following are selected: "That's what I have been trying for eleven years to find out." X. "Married to get even with her moth er, but never have. W." "Because Sarah told .me that five other young men bad proposed to her. C." "The father thought tright years' courtin' was almost long enough. B." "Please don't stir me up. J" "Because I thought she was one among a thousand; now I Bometlmes think she Is a thousand among one. E." "Because I did not have the experi ence I have now. G." "That's the same question my friends ask me. C. H." "Because I had more money than I knew what to do with. Now I have more to do than I have money with. B. D." "I wanted a companion of the oppo site sex. P, S. She Is still opposite. A." "Because it is Just my luck. P. J." "I yearned for company. We now have it all the time. Karl." "Have exhausted all the figured In the arithmetic to figure out an answer to your question; between multiplica tion and division. In the family, and distraction, in addition, the answer is hard to arrive at. Old Man." "I married to get the best wife In the world. Simon." "Because I asked her if Bhe'd have me. She said she would. She's got me. BUvlM." RESUME OP THE YEAR IQOrS RECORD OF PROSPERITY AND DISASTER. There Have Keen Velcanlc Kmptloa. Ware, Confioartlon and Ksplo-lona-Larae Ieh LUU-And Still Time Have Been Good. Though most of the civilised world has enjoyed a continuance of tharelgu of mu tual prosperity which began In UHM, it Is undeniable that the year HKW has 'mtia a wotul record in tne way ot mu tator aud destruction of human life. The eruption of Mount Pelee, Martliilmie, IMay 8, may be given pre-eminence as the most disastrous occurrence of several decades, and Its destructive work was 'supplemented ty uiuy costly coillari tions, especially during the early months ' of the year, aud a number of deadly ex- ! plosions. Many noted persons have passed into the beyoml since Jan. i. """ them being Cecil Khodoe, Uev. T. Ie lit Talmage, Gen. Wade Hampton. Frank U. Stockton, J. Sterling Morton, Sol Smith Kussell, Uret Uarte, Hear Admiral William T. Sampson, Lord Pauncefote. ;cn. Frani Sigel, Edward Kgletn. Justice Horace Gray, Marie Henrietta, Queen of Belgium; Emile Zola, Elisabeth Cadv Stanton. Herr Krupp. Thomas 11. Iteed aud Mrs. U. S. Grant. I Events of the Tear. I JANUARY. ! L Tbomss Estrada l'alma elected Presl- . A), 1-1, Prealdeut KOOMVelt hold I brilliant reception. i. Passenger stumer Walla walla sun off Cape Meudocluo by uukuown bar; iti ! U' '" . S. w hue House nan on occesio Alice Roosevelt's debut. 4. Nineteen men lost In marias collision ' en avetro. rortugai. I 6. Congress reassembles. ' T. Seventeen men killed by csts-ln In mine at Necauuee, Mich. 8. Tunnel accident to New Tor Central I train In New York lity causes 19 death. 10. Failure of Kuclld Avenue Trust and Savings Co. of Clevelaud. 12. Seven lives lost lo Ire In Buffalo, ! N. Y, 1 14. Second failure of O.eorf It. riitlUps, formerly railed the Chicago "corn Itlug.' i ...J. B. Forager elected Senator from Ohio, ' Arthur P. llonuan from Maryland snd 1. U, ! MoCreary from Kentucky. I Id. A. B. Cummins luurited Govern. or of lows Earthquake kills 300 people at CbllpanelDgo, Mexico. IS. lx-ath of Sir Kills Ashmesd Bartlett, English political leader, li). Four buildings collapse In Detroit'! busliies center. 20. Columbian Insurgents win hsttle In Tanama harbor. .. .Death of Camilla I'rso, vlollnlnte. 24. Treaty reding Danish West Indies to t'nlted States slgued Dust explosion kills JU miners at L.ist Creek. Iowa. 2H. Peat'e proposals made to Eugland In Boers' U'hnlf by llollsnd. 29. Ten lives lost lu tenement house Ore in Boston. FEBRUARY. I. Dust explosion in Hondo, Uexlco, tulnes: t7 men die. 3. I2.iou.0w) Are In Waterbary. Cona (late ou Atlsntlc coast does considerable damage. 4. Keeley Manor cure plant at Dwlght, HI., burns.. ..Six flrcuien killed by falling walls In St. Louis. B. sio.taal.ttsj bre In roterson. N. J Smaller tires In Jersey City. Brooklyn and Chicago Eleven lives lust In lodging bouse Are In St. Louts. 10. Twelve manufacturing plants burned at Springfield, U. II. Death of Marquis of DufTerln. 17. House passes war tax reduction bill. IS. Miss Mien Stone's rsnsum paid to Bulgarlsu brigands. lft. I'restdt'tit Koesevelt's decision on Schley sppeal given out. 20. Revolutionary riots In Barcelona. Spain. 22. Park Avenne Hotel and "1st Regi ment Armory In New York burned; $1.0iio,- 000 loss snd SO lives destroyed Senators Ttllmun aud McLauren of South Carotins tigut In Senate. 13. Mlas Ellen 8tone released by Bul garian baudlts. 24. Philippine bill passed by Senate. 27. McKlnley memorial services lu Con grpss. 25. Fourteen miners killed by snowsllds at Tellurlde, CoL MARCH. 2-4. Prtnre Henry of Prussia visit Chi csgo snd other western cities. 7. Wreck on Southern Pacific rallwsy In Texas: 1.1 persous killed and .10 lujured.... Gen. Methuen raptured by lioer. 10. Secretary of Treasuay l.ong reftlgna; W. L. Moody of Maasacburrftta appointed bis successor. 12. Death of Former Governor John P. Altgeld of Illinois. ... Packet overturned In Mississippi River and 22 pernons drowued ....Boers reteane jen. Methuen. 13. strike of Itostnn teamnters ends. 16. Severe blizzard over Canadian North west, the Dokotas sud Iike States. 17. Ship subsidy hill passes Heuste. 1, lloboken do-ks burn, with larg ves sels; loss. l,iaaj,oijO and two lives. 24. Neely, Ratblione snd Reeves convict ed of postal frauds t Havsos. 25. Order Issued for evscuatloa of Cub May 21). 2. Death of Cecil Rhodi-. 29-30. Storm nd Hood cause damage East and South. 81. Mlue explosion at Dayton, Tenn., kills 21 men. APRIL. I. Death of Thos. Duun English. 8. 1.000,OUO are at Atlantic city, X. J. t. Many pentons killed and lujured by failing grandstand at Ulusgow, Scotland. II. Iloers accent teruis of peace. ... Death of Gen. Wade Hampton. 12. Death of Rev. T. De Witt Talmage 19. Rusnlan Minister or the Interior M. filptagulne, slain by student. ' lb. House passes Cubau reciprocity hill ....Great ocean stesuistilp lines merged. 20. mxry lives lost in ourning of steamer City of Pittsburg on Oblo River. .. .Era nk R. Stockton, novelist, dies. 2o. Sever windstorm In Missouri Vsl ley. 27. Desth of ex Secretary of Agriculture J. Sterling Morton. 28. Death of Sol Smith Russell. MAY. 1. Tornado destroyed over sflO live around Dacca, Hrltlsh India Wm. U. Moody becomes Secretary of N'avy. 4. Death of Potter Palmer of Chicago 5. Death of Archbishop Corrlgan. .. .Bret Barte die In Londou. . Death of Rear-Admiral William T. Sampson. 8. Town of St. Pierre, Martinique, de stroyed by volcano. ... Paul Irlcester Eorfl, author, slain by brother, Malcolm Ford, woo men anis uimseu. 9. Strike ordered Id sntbrsclts coal re gion. 11. Death of Lieutenant Governor Stone of Wisconsin. 1 12. Maria Christina resigns regency of Spain. .. .Twenty Ave person killed by oil explosion near Pittsburg. I 17. Alfonso XIII crowned king of Spain, t 18. Hurricane devastated Texas gulf . cosst, blotting out town of Goliad. ! 11). Exploalon In coal mine t Coal Creek, Tenn., kills 1M miners. 1 hort and Sweet. ' Mabel Do you think a girl should answer a young man's proposal by j letter? , Tom Not one letter, but three. Mabel Three letters? Tom Certainly! Y-e-s. i True Happlne. . Mrs. ?extdoor I auppose your daughter Is happily married? I Mrs. Naggsby Indeed she Is. Why, her husband's actunlly afraid to open ills mouth in her presence. Beastly. Mrs. A. What a beautiful parlor floor!" Mrs. Z. Yes, but it would not be so attractive were It not for that hand some tiger skin. Mrs. A. Ah, I see; the beauty Is skin deep. Ia the Closest Anal?!. Arthur How would you define friendship? Edgur Well, nowadays, friendship Is the patience people have with each other' fads. ' Ml tceBe) Inflenenflent aatlea ....Wfcterspout at Clnciuusti auu suouros kllaj six persous an destroys property val ..rwhclo..d by ''Ifp'losloa la ml... st Ternle, B. C, -M 1l)eaVil,e?' Drltlsh Ambassador, Ixird L"TtaSl sign article ot a.m render Retalluilen, tluatemsla. ever- whelmed by vulcauo. 1.0OO Uvea lust, Jl'NN. Teamsters' strike causes riots In Chi cao.Tf l .th of U.v. Dr. J. II. Barrows at Olwrlln, O. a. Strike riots In Chicago. i. Teamsters' strike la Chicago settled. a. Street csr rlois la Providence. K. 1. 6. Tornado snd cloudbursts l Iowa. Ne k.w. Kanass. Illinois, South Dakota. St Luke. rUnltirluui lu Chicago burns, 10 lives being lost, 1 i Toruado ranees damage and death In Illinois. Iowa aud Minnesota. 1,1 President sends to l ongress special message on Cutwn reciprocity. IU Senate paaaea Panama rannl bill.... leatb of King Albert of Saxony. at vvyeth '" American Derby la Col. csgo....Ton Marshal ot JelTeraoit, lows, killed by half-witted ". who Is thru at St. James Hotel collapse at Dallas, T24'Klng Kdwsrd VII submits to opera turn' for ,TltpbllUI.... Corousllou Is p.t- so'senator Bailey of Texss ntske vie leut1 attack on Senator lleverldg. of ludl sus lu Seust. Jll.Y. L Adjournment of Congress .riclamatlon for Philippines.... Ilock lsl !nVh..tnllLd!.TL!.,!i -S Y.. 4 lTOUrjr wrrvi uvm . . k,AU swlt?" msrket In Chicago stocky.rd. b""!.'i0 Chicago freight handler, strike. . Storm and Hoods In low and the 'N'oV'EipliwIon In nn Johnstown, Pa., kills 12ft miners. . 11. lrd Salisbury resigns as premier of Knglsnd; succeeded by Mr. Arthur U"''""'- li Detb of Archbishop Feehsn of Chi- n$L Sir Mnng Cheng appointed Chinese Mlulster to Lulled Slates to succeed Mr. Wu 14. Express train held no and rtiblied near Marshall's I'saa, Colorado. lft. Cvclon dvatroys hmeratdo and Th.imns'on. N. D.. and Hornp. Minn. Id. End of freight handlers' strike In Chlcag.) Fifty killed In mine explosion st Park City, I'tnh tienersl Jacob 11. Smith retired with censure, so. Murder of Minute Mitchell lu Chi ll 1.' Earthquake In Santa Barbara Coun ty. Cal. Al'ill'ST. m n I . - train .tt,lw.il HHf ii. nuniuKiuii . r 1 " - . Savanna, 111. . ., ' ft. Train wreck near Collins, Iowa, kills 13 people and lujurra SO. V. Corouatlon of King Edward of Eng land Body of Mrs. Aun Bartholin found In Chtcsgn. 10. Death of Senator McMillan of Michi gan.. ..Seven persons burned to desth lu hotel Bre at San Angela, Texas. HI. Cullacan. Mexico, swept by tldil wave 2tl,OH) express robbery st Ford- v'He. Kr- . , SO. Antuma naval maneuvers begin oO Massachusetts roast. 20. Death of tieueral Frsns Slgel. 21. President Roosevelt ou trip through New Knglsnd. 22. Earthquakes In Eaat Turkestan kill l.wa) persons. 20. IVaih of ex Governor George Hoad lev of tihto. an. Eruption of Mont Peli-e destroy Moru Rouge, with '.W live. septkmui:r. I. Thirty killed snd 70 wounded In train wreck near Iterry, Ala. 3. President Roosevelt hurt In trolley sccldiot near Piitslield. llw heath of Edward Eg.-lestoit. nvellt Tlilrd great eruptlou of Mont Pelee. Mnrtlnbiue. 4. llody of Wui. J. Uarthoilu found near Lowtlier, Iowa. 7. lluT-tl.in gunboat Crete a Pierrot auuk by German gonlHiot Panther. II. BattlraWp Wisconsin aud cruiser Clo. clnnatl ordered to Panama. 12. Great tire In Ui-iimnont. Texas, oil (lelds Killing frost In Sort Invest. ...Mrs. Sen.-ttor Steonrt of Nevada killed In auto mobile accident. 15. Dcritb of ex Supreme Court Justice Horace Gray. 1H. Peary Arctic expedition returns. Ui. t'nulc In negro Itupttst convention at Birmingham. Ala., causes dentil of Ml p-r- tnns and Injury of lim Death of Marie lleurlette, oecn (if the Itelglans. 2;l. tiperatlou for sbscess ou Presldeut Roosevelt's leg at Indhutapolls. 2H. Pour hundred persons killed by cy clone snd wsterepotit In Kasteru Slctllty. 2". Second operation ou Presldeut Roose velt s leg. . . .Tidal wsve ou coaat of Japan. IK. Death of Entile Zola. tICTOItElt. 8. Conference of coal o(Mrators and min ers st White Hou.e In Washington. a. Great lire at Amoy, China. ft. Governor Htone of I'euuatlvanla orders State Mllltla to coal tU-idi. 11. Iturltugton train held np near Lin coln, Neb. 12. Street railway strike In New Orlenns ends. 13. Coal operators ssk President to cud strike. lit. President sppoluts commission to ar bitrate coal strike. 21. Antbraclte workers vote to accept ar bitration. 23. Work In anthracite coal mines re sumed. 2-1. Esrtbquskes In Italy. 2rt. Death ot Eilzalieth f'sdy Stanton. 21. "xjttcbell" dsy In antbraclte regioua. NOVEMHEIl. I. St. Pierre, aliquelou, destroyed by lire. 4. General election. .. .Eire works eiplo slon In New Tork kills 12 pcrsous aud In jures Ht. 10. Eire does great damage on new East River bridge In New York. II. ttolaud ilollucux acquitted In Near York. Id. Armour ft Co.' packing plant In Slonx City burns Death of U. A. llenty. 19. Suicide of James Younger. 20. James Moore, colored, hanged by mob near Sullivan, Imt. 21. Rock Island train held up by express robbers at Daren iiort, Iowa. 'a. Death of Irlodrlrb Krupp, German gunmsker...lllg ore dock at Ashland, Wis., burns. 23. Death of Sep. Winner, composer. 2S. Death of Colonel Thos. P. Ochiltree, 29. Fourteen killed by boiler explosion In Chlcngo stockyards. .. .Several vessel tod 'Hi live lost In gale on Great Lake. DECEMBER. 1. Congre convenes for short aesalon. 4. Fourteen lives lost In lire lu Llucoln Hotel, Chicago. . . .Naval maneuvers In Ca ribbean He begin. B. Clevelaud s great water tunnel com pleted. 7. Death of Thomas R. Reed In Washing ton. .. .Cartmmlst Thorns N'aat dies at Gnsyaqull, Ecuador. 8. Great Nile dam at Assouan opened. 9. German aad English fleets seize Ven ezuelan warship In hsrbor of La Gnalra. 1L President Cnstro of Venezuela Usties appeal to arms. ..Cuban Reciprocity Treaty signed In Havana. 13. 11.000,000 (Ire la steel plant at Canal Dover, Ohio. ... English snd Gerinsn war hips reduce defense of Puerto C'bello, Venezuela. 14. Death of Mrs. IJ. S. Grant. 1.",. 1,014) killed by earthquake at in dljan. Asiatic Russia. 18. Venezuela aaks for arbitration. At the Minstrels. Bones Yeas, sali; Ah kin prove dat Noah didn't take enuf to eat on dut voyage. Tambo How kin yo' prove it? Bones Don't de good book any he only took one Haiii? A pproprlute Kxpreaelnn. Reginald Miss, Wose, don't yon think my Imported Kgyptlati cigarettes are fluel Miss Bose Yes, they are perfectly killing. On a rhclf. "Mamma," asked little 3-year-old Margie, "do people go to heaven wlieu they die?" "Yes, dear. If they are good," replied her mother. "Then I guess grandpa wasn't any good," rejoined the little miss. " 'C'ntisd when he died they Just put him on a ahelf In a big stone house anil locked the door." Chicago News. Grandpa Willie, why do you study grammar? Willie So I can Iniiau when people make mistakes. PRflMINFi-.T PHYSIfilANS I IIW III I 1 as s w.w..-.- USE AND ENDORSE PE-RU-NA. CB.CHAMBERUN.M.D. OP WASnlNui(-".u.- C. B. Ciiantb.rlin, M. I., writes from Utl. an.l P HU.. WtwiiinitUm, 0., C.t "Many cases have come under my observation, where Peruna has benefitted and tured. Therefore, I cheerfully recommend It for catarrh and a general tonlc"-C IX CIIAMHLRLIM, At. D. M.dlcsl Kiamlner It. . Treasury. Pr. Llewellyn Jordan, Medical K aminerof lr. H, Treamry Hetarlniciit, graduale ot Columbia College, and who seived three yeara at Went Point, la the following to aay til Peruna: "Allow me to exptecs in v grati tude to you for the benefit derived Irom jour wonder ful remedy. One short month ha brought forth a v-t change and I now consider my tell a well man, and after month of uf!ortnti. Krl low nfIoiert, PAINLESS VViixA Dr. I.. Jordsn. Th (1 ltM-stM V Of llfW rntl Utt H tpthi . uf tii;iMt-U-rtir, thtr fit, !? t . in 4 ti'itffy Iir !(ttiirnMn ,., art..iil"it.4t1 ,.rfiim r.UM ( (AIIMltV Mlfhtl U ttl Btl PlllT, a.ri.t. hut ait i lu(t rrmti,!y , un-lr.-l- inn tr.tl lii't (. U. li jr n- W tt (ft ; i-mure -.Nit f , I S nutnl. ''I"'- emtilnga I til WIS13 BROS,, Dent sts. " Vti"iX&t.W& louil.lMi, nitcitox. Settlers on Public Lnt!e. Twenty one million acres of the pub lie lamia of the l liltfil States lire yearly taken up by aettler.i. One Barrel Not r.nuugh. Irate Ciiiitunicr t.nok here, you aalil this gun would shoot lot) ynrds. I've tried It anil It only carries lifty. laaac Veil, but mine friend, there are two barrels! (iliiHgow Time. A Family Jar. Mm. TlmmltiH John, I nuiHt any you aro the narrowest minded man 1 ever saw. You have an Idea that nobody U ever rlghi hut yourself. Mr. Tltiiiiilna- Helter look to home Were you ever willing to admit thai anybody was right who differed from you ? Mrs. Tlmmins That's an entirely different thing, and you know It, John Tlmmins. llostoa 1 ranscrlpt. Tr" ''-e-J fV)i .at.iruKi I lu of rVvr CO. I printed on T" V '" 5v 7Vl A- "'. ' -h. tllc ,ront of every pack- M . '( CV ?t-Ti,;3&&' " n order to (ret IU rCr -v rsML ' t?tfr-, S.,A necea.ary to buy f M A'W W flOtyW UL'' )m&, 'tes&r&k. M Mp j rr h--X N Iriitmr.il cr you." lr, Llewellyn Jordan. C. Havener, M. IK, of Anai'oa tia, D. V., writes : I The Peruna Miuliciue Co., Colunihn, Ohio: I Gentlemen "In ny rrtiw ( have had cnN-alnii to lro)Umilly rewrllw ' your valuable medicine, ami have lottnd it tire Ix-iictlrial, esjiecially In caaos of catarrh." tietiiRH V. Havener, M. I'. ! II you J.i not recoive prompt aud ' aatisfaclnrv roattlta Irom the ne olj rerun, write at once to Ir. Ilatliimn, . glvitut a lull aUlotiiont ol ymtr caso, I , ami he will l plca-e.) to give jru hij valuable a. Iviro it-at is. ! j Adilresa Or. Hnrlman, I'rraidont ol r the Harltnan Sanitariimi, (.''ltiml)ii, Ohio, ' DENTISTRY H U Iliikle Hook Are llarred. A ittil'1i book la generally regarded na harmless. Not so In Turkey. n s (ierntnn traveler has learned to hi grief, (xnclala found In hi trunk " gulile through Turkey' and roiirtmul oil ll. The next morning the b.x.k wna i turns. tho (ierttittti. but with more tliiin a hutidreil (inKca torn out. The traveler wont tu the censor's officii to cotnpltiln of this inexplicable treat nietit of lila book. Hut lit" Cenaer ft nlnlneil to him with Irrenlaltbl' liiflr thnl an nccurutft deaerliitlon 'f Con taii0noiln could not be suffer cd, iltice n knowledge nf the Imnllty was inlitilitted to f.icilll.ile nil ntteitild oil the atiltau's life. Diplomacy. Whether he need It or not. every in ubntild frv to borrow money so n to learn who his friend aren't, and i uiao uuvvr to leu, I. - New York I'tea. : s u R js i THE CHILDREN ENJOY Life out of door and out of the frames which they play and the enjoy ment which they receive aud the effort which they make, contra the greater part of that healthful development which ia o eascnllal to their happineaa when grown. When a laxativo I needed the remedy which ia given to them to cleanse and awecten and strengthen the internal organ on which it act, should be such a physicians would sanction, because Its component part are known to be wholesome and the remedy itself free from every objectionable quality. The one remedy which pliy.lcian and parents, well-informed, approve and recommend and which the little otic enjoy, because of its pleasant flavor, its gentle action and It beneficial effect, i Syrup of Fig -and for the same reason it i tho Ouly laxative which should be used by fathers and mothera. Byrup of Kig is the only remedy which act gently, pleasantly and naturally without griping, Irritating, or nnuacatlng and which clcauaca the aystem effectually, without producing that constipated habit which rcattlt from the use of tlt old-time cathartic and modern imitation, and ngalnst which the children ahottld be ao carefully guarded. If you would have them grow to in an hood and womanhood, strong, healthy and happy, do nut give them medicines, when medicine are not needed, and wlten uattire need aasiatance In the way of a laxative, give them only the simple, plca.ant and gentle Syrup of Fig. It quality i due not only to the excellence of the combination of the laxative principles of plant with pleaant aromatic syrup and juice, but also to our original method of manufacture and a you valuo the health of the little ones, do not accept any of the subatittite which unacrupiiloii deal er sometimes offer to increase their profit. The genuine article may be bought anywhere of all reliable druggist at fifty cent per bottle. 1'lc.uo to remember, the full name of the sO V 1 fr-.f-x nn a r-., m. - . In lime. .ild I" itfiil. U21 JOHN IHIOLII. Iflrtll.AND. OR0. Foot ot Morrtsoa Mtreet. Csn give you the best bargains In Pollers aud "ugluoa, M liotilillla, I'uiiii and lien, rat MacTilnetv, Wood Hawing Machines a specially. He us Imlore buying, WAY AUOVI2 ! all the re. I ! Ihenuslllrnl lllNt)MI H t sunS't Full's sod Vegetable". You won t I aillie. with aiiMtilng slae aitei you once try lliviu. Fruui your w stocer 7 I W AIMI AM 4 KI1PH IIHOIt.lhK.er. It Costs You Nothlnj; tMvft Ktn fl-f HOlltlftg, tu lnUlt tNI rM( , ii tr fi wui li, t-ut foa vm nil tW i hr u OtifN ( ituajh irts n ui U lit" huuH. 'thmr it nrm, li iiU', MMtt ul linttpy nif niKMliMil. H .l a) bo. U hf -t ilfMB aixl rote- i,..mi- ! ! a-r.l lr hiH (Mipv,i on ftwtat mt Ion. Ul iiomirMt. I'avlfk Coast ItlKUil Co. HwrtlwMl. Or. r. n. v. urn writing iw advertiser please uirnilHW i nis susver. .thawed flood ilns. A l.ewls'.on, Me , liifaht. asked by bla Holiday chool teacher what he should have tliino Drat ot all If he had been miraculously cast out of the whnle belly like Jonah, tld: "I fink I'd gone homo and got tome clean clot he on." ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Oust Bear Signature fee rsUsslle VYrappsjr Bstn. Very ssssli aA ss w take aa ssguw roa RuaiCRC m DIUINUt. roR iiuousiut. rOR TORPID ItVC. FOB CONSTIPATIOa. rOR IAU0W SKIM. TTJIITHCCOMPLUIOI II? ! tnrey Tefetakb USU.1 INS wveist a4vM. CURE SICK HEAOACHC. I .- -1 L . A 1 f j Seeds M jf w f"'t - A W p..i,it wi-V',,'t,HI V 1 .Tvf J- I' '" ,t,,irt 1 m-Jf J.rfNt'stl tlrf llaMWl. All 1 f f tWlavfA, ,Uil.4 4M 1- L l p. m. nniiv a C0t F J Oorult mioH v ' ?" " 'l 11 " JTP "' ' T?"' UM(jLsjysBfJA-aMwrMM ' aaMjssjAsMWaaMsMaB 111 ill TOW ICARTER'S life8-