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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (April 1, 1982)
not the sports Women whip men; take no prisoners Bev Smyth’s final, final finale By Plain Newman Not ol tho Emaratd The Oregon women's basketball went searching for a weak, outclassed team to pummel, in order to ensure that senior all-ever ything Bev Smyth would leave U of O on a winning note They didn’t have to look very far The women annihilated the Oregon men, 109-85, in Bev Smyth's final final game, finally Words can't describe the performance of Smyth, so we re not going to try and write anything about it. Words can describe the men's playing abilities, but they're not the kind of words we can put into this ultra-conservative, God fearing newspaper. You know, like crappy Oops, I said it anyway For the Duckmen, it was another typical performance No one played defense, John Greeg fell to the floor crying 12 times, frosh center Rare Blassmussen couldn’t jump higher than three inches off the ground, and coach Jim Zaney made the Pac-10 All-Snazzy Dresser team with his dark suit and white tie Said Zaney, “The kids played hard, we ll win someday this is a recording ” Athletic director Rick Flay was the emcee of another somnolent "Goodbye, Farewell, Scram, Hit the Road Bev" halftime ceremony "Thanks for the memories Bev." said Flay, "but don't you think 12 "Goodbye Bev" nights is enough? Alright already, get out of here And take your cute freckles with you " Photo by Blob Banker John Greeg kissed the hardwood again, this time tripping over Rare Biassmussen's sneakers that have been nailed to the floor all season. not tne -spo rtf olio AM whiners, complainers and intramural sports stars who want coverage of their Innerlube basketball games who have a gripe about not the emerald sports coverage will meet In room 5 EMU at noon Sour grapes will be served Basfcetbell coach Jbn Zaney’s fan chib will meet today In the basement men's room beneath Mac Court The U of O hacky each club had some big competition today, but frankly we don’t realty care The Oregon baseball team is entoying their best season ever this spring, currently undefeated after 12 non-games The Duck diamondmen s next non-game will be against the New York Yankees today at Howe Field Anyone Interested In being a favelln catcher at this weekend s men s track meet should be seeing a psychiatrist The Oregon Club Sports program is sponsoring the first annual Cort Fernald Fnsbee Squirrel Pro-Am shootout this after noon Contrary to rumors heard in basketball coach Jim Zaney's office centers Ralph Sampson and Patrick Ewing are not trans fernng to the University EUQENE (AP) — The entire University football team was tailed last night by Lane County sheriffs on charges of impersonating a mator college football team However earlier reports that their coach Rich Rooks was charged with fraud and deception in promoting his 2-win (Moss team were lalse I The year in pictures 1 Not the Emerald photographers captured the images and feelings of Oregon men’s basketball 1981-82 on film. December January * February Increase your G.P.A.!! Impress your parents!! CLONE YOUR BRAIN AND LET IT DO YOUR STUDYING! Free your own brain up for leisure, recreation and those uncontrollable substances. Clones also available for arms, legs, buns, mothers, stop signs and dumb jokes told by your dumb Uncle Arthur. CLONICALLY YOURS just a hop, skip and a dump from campus You want to come see us You want to come see us You want to come see us You want to come see us You want to come see us You want to come see us You want to come see us Spring - gene Hypnosis Clinic THIS EAR
