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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (April 7, 1978)
...i ate it al OGRE ruling halts rush; Geek boasts defiance The Oregon Geek Relief En forcement (OGRE) recently ruled that all sororities and fraternities keep a lid on house membership, and students interested in thelaw should contact OGRE offices. According to OGRE spokes persons, the new law states that University Geek living violates HR 216; thus, houses may no longer rush to attract students in order to expand membership. "With the turnovers we pride ourselves in,” Fred Frat, president of Interfarturnity Commitment (IFC), “we’ll never be able to main tain status quo. Thanks to OGRE, we’ll die without fresh faces and pocketbooks." But Stud Stevebaker, Kappa Pig social chairer, says OGRE will not affect that fraternity’s rush an tics. “For every 20 kegs consumed, we’ll continue to pledge one member,” Stevebaker boasts. “Who cares about the law.” Other Geeks to refused com ment. Tax ripoff help offered in class A night class in tax evasion and avoidance will be offered this spring by members of the Shy Lock business fraternity. The course aims to help stu dents understand tax laws, what they can legally and illegally get away with and how to juggle more than one set of books. A guest speaker from the “100 Club” — a group of persons who earn more than $100,000 a year and pay no taxes — is scheduled for April 15. Also, prominent businessmen from Allenwood Prison will address the class. No ethics are required. off campus We invite you to attend our free makeup clinic. Guaranteed results Before After FREE PARKING ON TOP OF STORE 0893 W. 400th Walnuts ALLRI6HT, IET'5 SEE UHAT UE HAVE HERE FOR OUR EVENING MEAL.. A)0 ONE DID? WELL I GUESS THIS 6IVESUSA CHANCE FOR another Survival lesson... I BROUGHT THE MUSTARD AND KETtHUR WHOBROUGHTTHEHCTDOGS? Only natives win the game Students who wish to become Oregon residents are asked to contact Ron Channers in the Office of Student Adequacy. "The residency game is one you can't win," Charmers says of non natives who try to play for in-state tuition. He adds, "If you weren't born in this state, you might as well pay the price.” Students attending institutes of higher education can achieve resi dency only be fulfilling certain domicile points. Charmers says students may qualify for residency only after: resid ing six years in Oregon in their own homes, voting on the District 40 congressional ballot May 23, being financially independent for 12 years, paying Oregon personal income tax and pronouncing “Oregon" cor rectly 10 consecutive times. “But don’t get your hopes up too high,” Charmers warns. "You support me too.” Name your Worsted fave The Worsted Award for distinguished teaching has now opened nominations for outstanding faculty members. Students and staff may submit names of teachers whom they feel are most eligible for the coveted honor. Qualifications include the following: Teachers must spend no more than three hours per week in the classroom, with less than one office hour per week. Nominees should have no time to spend with students. Instead, they should have at least two best-sellers annually, in addition to 13 pub lished journal articles. Teachers must be tenured, male and more than 60 years old. SCRUFFY’S 13th & Odor For the 99th consecutive week... Boxe and Sleezel Friday & Saturday 9-2 ($5 cover — “we’re a class act”) On the Big Screen Sunday 4:30 Portland’s finest — Midget wrestling Coburg kid vs. Stompin’ Stumpy FREE — 3 week old popcorn Page 2 Section B Oregon Daily Immorald The Oregon Daily Immorald is published annually by a group ot malcontent parvarae journalists iMv> emerge from their regular slave Mior camp to chum out biting sabre, abtty vignettes and stub National Lampoon would toes oU in a minute. For extra copies ol today s issue, send $10 to First Bank ot Geneva. Geneva. Switzerland, account #69234 Any similarity between the material con tained herein and arty real person, places or things is purely coincidental the Immorald was more or less coordinated by Chris Norman, who was a constant pain In the aas nagging the staff for stories Staff Infections Kevin Harden Tom Jackson Jerrtl Nr Ison Marv Fjorobeck Chari O'Neil Mark Mooney Kathy Mor>|e Mark Stewart Carolyn Beaver Erich Boekatietde Jm Payne Eric Maloney Melody Ward Carl Bryant Bit Lutz Steve Dodge Greg Wasson Mike Lee Ann Treneman Becky Young Kevin Hackstt Dina Miles Oerripe In season Distant, moody Man about town The Orb editor Who? Dirt Shoe reviews JFK’s llegltimale kid Bureaucrat edtor Good in darkroom Little known artist Loeb Fan Cki> Labe Capitals! 6 4 — 1 — ■■■_!-> rie I tTlOCMJt Bear Garden correspondent Clone Wal ornament With it Short UPI Dinah Share's sis
