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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (April 21, 1971)
The Hour of the Furnancos A new revolutionary film from Argentina This first part is an essay on violence and liberation an examination of neo colonialism and imperialism in Argentina The film has won many prires and has been compared to Kisentein's Potemkino Critics from Rolling Stone to the Berkeley Tribe to F’avis Match They have all lauded it as a new kind of film one intent on forcing it's viewer to choose and act If you're into political science, revolution, l^atin America or learning come see it tonight 7 A »p m 123 Science If you don’t have a dollar bring what you can Thanks P S Films Presents The Charge of The Light Brigade (1960) Starring Trevor Howard Vanessa Redgrave John Geilgud David Jennings FrMar, ISO Solano*, 4:30,1 I 9:15 Ml - SI JEWELRY It from JEWELRY Odwmow^ i i«}7 WtIUmvft* 14 $-0354 Voltoy Rrv«r 259 Valtoy t.vor Cantor 342-449* ite Stu Marlin, I love Stu Martin, I hate Sti It was a dark and stormy night. Outside, a thunderous rain pummeled the University campus. Inside the staff offices of SALT, an intrepid crew of dedicated journalists hud dled around a small screen TV. Intently, their eyes never leaving the screen, SALT reporters observed and recorded portions of the STU Martin Theatre of Golden Hits show from Salem. Their efforts were not unrewarded. Following is a complete unexpurgated transcript of that March 31 telecast, the names remain as they were broadcast. This is an American institution in the making. Announcer I: This is KVDO channel 3 in Salem. The following is a KVIX) live studio presentation. (Hokey music rises) Announcer II: Music certainly happened fast. Kinda strange Here it is the last night of March and time to take stock of all that we've accomplished right here on Stu Martin's Theater of Golden lasers. Approximately during the last 31 days, I mean. Stu hasn’t changed—he’s still the old, same cute, little strange thing he always has been (laugh, laugh) or whatever. You’re weird Stu. And our crew well (huh, huh) Do Roman soldiers ever get better? I think they did They’re the same old bunch of drunks they were last month You can tell by the audio (laugh, laugh). Tonite’s feature is ‘Way Down East” starring Rachel Hudson and Henry Fondra (sic). No, Henry Fonda You pronounce it like you type it. Unless it ’s obscene and then I can’t do it Frequently it is. Now to introduce more—of whatever we’re going to introduce some of, is our star Stu (Background voices going yeah, yeah, yeah) stu Martin: Thank you very much Bob Mason, this is indeed Stu Martin, a star of the world. Yes, surrounded by a bevy of beauties—to my immediate left is the ever popular Cuddles Kendall. Good Evening Cuddles. Cuddles: Good evening Stu; You look lovely. Cuddles: Thank you Stu: And of course to my immediate right is the ever popular Captivating Katie. Good evening. Captivating Katie: Good evening, and by the way I have The -right -on -revolutionary - brother-and-sister-campus wide-hide-and-go-seek-contest The SALT editors were rapping one night over Stu Martin, an easy thing to do Slavering Steve rapped to Pulsating Patti that with Spring about to arrive any day it maybe time for another SALT happening. Pulsating Patti replied with a "Right On” to which Bashful Bill replied, So Lascivious Les retorted how about a right-on-revolutionary-brother-and sister- campus-wide-hide-and-go- seek-contest. Amen “Rules We must have rules," Mirthful Matt decried. Jumping Jerry sat there twitling with his camera "The people, we can’t forget the people,” was the call. Amen. So the decision was made The people ithat is the people) will make up the rules for the right-on-revolutionary -brother and sister-campus-wide-hide-and-go-seek-con test Entries will be accepted up through and including April 20, 1970 Address to SALT offices, 316*2 Allen Hall Please use only postage stamps which have per forated edges a message for you Horst Lure of the Eola Inn called you and . . . Stu: Just a minute—Hortst Lure called me from the Eola Inn. Oh my heavens . . . Captivating Katie: Actually, he wanted to talk to me, but Stu: He actually . . . Captivating Katie: But he said . . Stu: You have your bags packed for the trip home? Captivating Katie: Right, Right Anyway, he said that he could not make it tonite but he would be here FOR SURE tomorrow. Stu: Horst Lure, you rascal. He won’t be here he's supposed to be here tonite to do his famous cookout—but he will be here tomorrow night. Is that right? Captivating Katie: FOR SURE. Stu: Oh, FOR SURE Now both young ladies are elegantly attired, courtesy of our good friends at Bridal Exclusives of Albany. And I think we 11 start with the bridesmaid over here, Captivating Katie. You are a picture, uh, in elegance Captivating Katie: Thank you. 1 love the dress Stu: Now, I do not trust myself to determine colors anymore since you told me that Craig Newson from Salem Mobile Homes was wearing a shirt which was what? Captivating Katie: Periwinkle Stu: Periwinkle—There is no such color as periwinkle So therefore. I turn over the entire wedding show to you How would you describe the colors of your elegant gown9 „ ... Captivating Katie: Uh. the bodice is in lime green with hot pink velvet buttons and and . . Stu: Just a moment. Just a moment we do not use that word, this is a family show It's just pink We do not say those things Bright is fine. , . . , Captivating Katie: And a floral skirt in pinks and yellows and greens .... , Stu: Just lovely indeed. It is indeed lovely (The show continues and after la minutes o. starts to read his fan mail The movie has not yet star } Stu: This letter says, "Dear Stu and the beautiful SRO girls. Catch your program every night, especially like the monthly weddings My wife cried at the last one it brought back such memories When it is time for my daughter to get married 1 will certainly get m touch with Bridal Exclusives of Albany Keep «P ^ . "By the way. the more you show of the SRO girls the bet‘We ll finish the letter in a minute We tried to show more of the SRO girls one night, but the let us We tried, but that * the way tt seem to brighten up the evening w,*£,r £ more of their smiles Do you remember the night we tried to show more of you’’ Cuddles No Captivating Katie: No . w«.ld vou Dleaae Stu How soon they forget Any^a^ send me pictures of yourself arid a pict ••at^ STU SRO girls’’ Also, please send me an I STV MARTIN bumper sticker for my IIAKTjN Steve P S The movies are usuaU) We Steve, baby , your rt*** JJ, *e wlU send will start showing mot* J[ahTIN BUMPER your son of no taste an I HA - MARTIN bumper STICKER and you an I UOVE STl MAH! slicker If Cuddles KendaU » on the baU. always « . . . 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