The Hour of the Furnancos
A new revolutionary film from Argentina This first part is
an essay on violence and liberation an examination of neo
colonialism and imperialism in Argentina The film has won
many prires and has been compared to Kisentein's Potemkino
Critics from Rolling Stone to the Berkeley Tribe to F’avis Match
They have all lauded it as a new kind of film one intent on
forcing it's viewer to choose and act
If you're into political science, revolution, l^atin America or
learning come see it tonight 7 A »p m 123 Science
If you don’t have a dollar bring what you can
Thanks
P S Films Presents
The Charge of
The Light Brigade
(1960)
Starring
Trevor Howard
Vanessa Redgrave
John Geilgud
David Jennings
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It was a dark and stormy night. Outside,
a thunderous rain pummeled the University
campus. Inside the staff offices of SALT, an
intrepid crew of dedicated journalists hud
dled around a small screen TV.
Intently, their eyes never leaving the
screen, SALT reporters observed and
recorded portions of the STU Martin Theatre
of Golden Hits show from Salem.
Their efforts were not unrewarded.
Following is a complete unexpurgated
transcript of that March 31 telecast, the
names remain as they were broadcast.
This is an American institution in the
making.
Announcer I: This is KVDO channel 3 in Salem. The
following is a KVIX) live studio presentation.
(Hokey music rises)
Announcer II: Music certainly happened fast. Kinda
strange Here it is the last night of March and time to
take stock of all that we've accomplished right here on
Stu Martin's Theater of Golden lasers. Approximately
during the last 31 days, I mean. Stu hasn’t changed—he’s
still the old, same cute, little strange thing he always has
been (laugh, laugh) or whatever. You’re weird Stu. And
our crew well (huh, huh) Do Roman soldiers ever get
better? I think they did They’re the same old bunch of
drunks they were last month You can tell by the audio
(laugh, laugh). Tonite’s feature is ‘Way Down East”
starring Rachel Hudson and Henry Fondra (sic). No,
Henry Fonda You pronounce it like you type it. Unless
it ’s obscene and then I can’t do it Frequently it is. Now
to introduce more—of whatever we’re going to introduce
some of, is our star Stu
(Background voices going yeah, yeah, yeah)
stu Martin: Thank you very much Bob Mason, this is
indeed Stu Martin, a star of the world. Yes, surrounded
by a bevy of beauties—to my immediate left is the ever
popular Cuddles Kendall. Good Evening Cuddles.
Cuddles: Good evening
Stu; You look lovely.
Cuddles: Thank you
Stu: And of course to my immediate right is the ever
popular Captivating Katie. Good evening.
Captivating Katie: Good evening, and by the way I have
The -right -on -revolutionary -
brother-and-sister-campus
wide-hide-and-go-seek-contest
The SALT editors were rapping one night over Stu Martin, an easy thing to do
Slavering Steve rapped to Pulsating Patti that with Spring about to arrive any day
it maybe time for another SALT happening. Pulsating Patti replied with a "Right
On” to which Bashful Bill replied,
So Lascivious Les retorted how about a right-on-revolutionary-brother-and
sister- campus-wide-hide-and-go- seek-contest. Amen “Rules We must have
rules," Mirthful Matt decried.
Jumping Jerry sat there twitling with his camera "The people, we can’t
forget the people,” was the call. Amen. So the decision was made The people ithat
is the people) will make up the rules for the right-on-revolutionary -brother and
sister-campus-wide-hide-and-go-seek-con test
Entries will be accepted up through and including April 20, 1970 Address to
SALT offices, 316*2 Allen Hall Please use only postage stamps which have per
forated edges
a message for you Horst Lure of the Eola Inn called you
and . . .
Stu: Just a minute—Hortst Lure called me from the Eola
Inn. Oh my heavens . . .
Captivating Katie: Actually, he wanted to talk to me, but
Stu: He actually . . .
Captivating Katie: But he said . .
Stu: You have your bags packed for the trip home?
Captivating Katie: Right, Right Anyway, he said that
he could not make it tonite but he would be here FOR
SURE tomorrow.
Stu: Horst Lure, you rascal. He won’t be here he's
supposed to be here tonite to do his famous cookout—but
he will be here tomorrow night. Is that right?
Captivating Katie: FOR SURE.
Stu: Oh, FOR SURE Now both young ladies are
elegantly attired, courtesy of our good friends at Bridal
Exclusives of Albany. And I think we 11 start with the
bridesmaid over here, Captivating Katie. You are a
picture, uh, in elegance
Captivating Katie: Thank you. 1 love the dress
Stu: Now, I do not trust myself to determine colors
anymore since you told me that Craig Newson from
Salem Mobile Homes was wearing a shirt which was
what?
Captivating Katie: Periwinkle
Stu: Periwinkle—There is no such color as periwinkle
So therefore. I turn over the entire wedding show to you
How would you describe the colors of your elegant
gown9 „ ...
Captivating Katie: Uh. the bodice is in lime green with
hot pink velvet buttons and and . .
Stu: Just a moment. Just a moment we do not use that
word, this is a family show It's just pink We do not say
those things Bright is fine. , . . ,
Captivating Katie: And a floral skirt in pinks and
yellows and greens .... ,
Stu: Just lovely indeed. It is indeed lovely
(The show continues and after la minutes o.
starts to read his fan mail The movie has not yet star
}
Stu: This letter says, "Dear Stu and the beautiful SRO
girls. Catch your program every night, especially like
the monthly weddings My wife cried at the last one it
brought back such memories When it is time for my
daughter to get married 1 will certainly get m touch with
Bridal Exclusives of Albany Keep «P ^ .
"By the way. the more you show of the SRO girls the
bet‘We ll finish the letter in a minute We tried to show
more of the SRO girls one night, but the
let us We tried, but that * the way tt
seem to brighten up the evening w,*£,r £
more of their smiles Do you remember the night we
tried to show more of you’’
Cuddles No
Captivating Katie: No . w«.ld vou Dleaae
Stu How soon they forget Any^a^
send me pictures of yourself arid a pict ••at^ STU
SRO girls’’ Also, please send me an I STV
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