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About Oregon daily emerald. (Eugene, Or.) 1920-2012 | View Entire Issue (May 21, 1951)
CLASSIFIED I'lace your ad at the .Student Union, main desk or at the Shack, In |H-rNon or phone ext. 21!), between 2 tvml 4 p.m. Monday-Friday. Kates: FI ml insertion 4c per word; subsequent Insertion* 2c per word. WANTED trunk and luggage in good cond. at very reu«. price., 4-0706. 132! FOU SALE Private Rummage Hale. Leaving Eugene. Will sell furniture, tools, dishes, clothing,! toyn, mlac. over 1,000 books 100's of items starts Friday,[ May 18th. from 10 a.ns. to 8 p.m.! until Hold out 1091 High, Phone 4-8019. 138 FOR SALK 16mm. Kodak movie camera excellent condition cost $ 19,r. sell for $115 See camera counter- Co-op. 135 LOST House pin for University House. Circles of Pearls twin trees letter U between. Phone 4-9233 133 FOR SALK 1950 Stude-cauvert. 1 R and h. 10,000 ml. Inquire: 1359 \ Pearl Apt. H evenings. 134 WANTED Foreign student girl wishes ride east during June. Will share expenses. Ph. 5-9177 132 FOR SALE 1950 Cheverolet con vertible. Low mileage, perfect condition, *1,945.00. Ph. 4-1117. 133 LOST: Silver aluminum-framed glasses between Chapman and Carson, Thursday before Jr. Weekend. Radiy needed. Mar garet Bown, 5-9345. 135: WANTED: tall, dark and hand some young man with large in come and a convertible, prefer ably yellow. I came to school to get a husband, but so far have j been unsuccessful. I am 5 ft., 2 j inches tall, weigh 120 lbs., blond ; hair, and have lots of person-1 allty. Address all corespondence; to Box 315-B, Carson Hole. xx FOR SALE: Rich, fresh fertilizer. Perfect for lawns, gardens, Stu-1 dent Union lawn, or Hayward Field turf. Ton. $3; 500 lbs., $2: 100 lbs., 75 cents. Special sale, this week only (in honor of Ag Weekend), all you can carry.; 25 cents. Call Pue I. Schincll,; Agriculture Barn, OAC, Col - j vallis. xx LOST: Pink lace slip. Hand-em broidered monogram initials. This grament has sentimental value. Reward. Lost in vicinity of I.O.O.F. graveyard. Please call 5-1311, ask for Mabel. xx SITUATION WANTED: Energetic young man desires position us janitor. Ambitious, neat, non I drinker, non-smoker, of high moral standard. Presently em ployed us private detective and investigator, in charge of homi cide and scandal cases at U. of O. Prefer job that pays more than the 10 cents per hour I now get.- Raie Squawk, Emerald Hall. xx LOST: Copy of "Sane Sex Life." Book 1ms red cover, well-worn pages. Lost between Women's Jim and Carson Hole, sometime last week. Reward. Wrap in plain paper and mail to G. T., Main Desk, Carson. xx IS YOUR LOVE LIFE drab mid boring? Do you suffer from lackus romancitis ? Take Cart er's Little Lover Pills. They'll re-amorize your system, make you sweet and lovable. Grab a box today at the Co-op, you’ll be surprised at the results. xx BULLETIN Punishment for walking on the Student Union glass will be doubl ed for next week only, Michael Millions, Lawn director for the campus, said today. "I feel like giving somebody hell,” Millions gleamed, "and be sides, I wanted to get my name in the Emerald.” -SDX Herb Nill is known as Herb. Barry Mountain known as Barry. Bill Carey is not known. English Classes Killed “There ain't gonna be no more English classes taught at the Uni veratty," Ezra Pay, assistant to the assistant's assistant professor of Rhetoric till, said yesterday in an exclusive interview conducted in the lower pool room of the Student Union. “The student’s language is so good triat there ain't no use In it," Pay glibly stated. No matter where the student may go, he said, perf ect command of the language will set him apart from others. Now that Friendly Hall has been remodeled. Pay explained, there will be no reason for dirtying the floors or marking up the black boards simply because the pro fessor wants to hear himself talk. "I likes to hear meself chatter,” he enunciated, "and students learn all they need to know from just pointin’ an ear m my direction.” "Beginning Monday,” he said, "I won't show up for class. Me and my colleagues thinks this *,,, n,K lime routine ain't gettin' us no where." The interview was cut c.'ort when Pay noticed one of his stu dents swinging a cue over his head. "I’m well likisj here," the professor gasped, "and I thinks the move will help to cement relations.” -SDX Butane Explains Simple System For Registration University registration for fall term will lie completely simplified, Donald Butane, director of the-few who study, announced today. Main point of the new policy was explained as "atomic" in effect causing but one huge explosion of temper instead of the customary 50, Butane lisped. This simple process will take only six weeks to complete. Butane noted, and with the late fee dead line extended to the third week of school, will permit greater "finan cial security” for the university. The new registration plan con sists of but one card for upper division students, and only 17 1, for lower division applicants. (Except freshmen, who must complete an additional 13 cards.) Upper division students will have a definite psychological advantage in completing registration. Butane explained. The one card, 27 inches wide and “*(> long, will be of char treause stock, printed with pink ink. "There will be a few complaining students,” Butane said, "but we must keep up with tradition—a different system at each registra tion.” SDX Attractive Girls Requested For Shack Jobs “Gills who wish to shack up for the rest of the term may apply at the Shack," Ruby business man ager Bnrty Hogem announce;! from his den yesterday. Experience is not nocesary, ho pointed out, noting' that he will personally train girls in the art of working on his side of the student daily. Girls who think they will ein v the activity just for the sake of activity are requested to apply. “There’s nothing so interesting,” Hogem leered, "as a girl who is doing the work just for the love of it.” Girls may apply at the Ruby Quouset, located just east of the school of training for newspaper carriers of tomorrow. SOX We didn't have quite enough type to fill out this column. — Kampus Kalendar 8:00 8 o'clock classes begin 0:00 0 o'clock* begin 10:00 likewise for 10 o’clock* 11:00 time to get up *o a* not to mi** lunch 12 noon-thc day’* half over and what have you got to *hovv for It? huh? 1 p.m. Gnome*, Lives, lepre chaun* and Little Men’s Chow der and Marching Society 415, SC 2 pan. AGS meeting, Car*oii Hall 2:30 I SA meeting, I’hl Delta Theta 3 p.m. Meeting of student faculty committee, for investi gatiou of the problem of pre marital interdigitatlon by student*. I p.m. Local pub* can non sell pink lemonade after thi* hour 1:15 Mo\ie, “Jungle Virgin,” SC Ballroom, followed by speech by Associate Director of Student Affair* for Little Girl*, Iken Klickem 5 p.m. Mortar Board, Kohinson’s Tavern 3:43 Inter-fraternity Council, WCTC headquarters 0:30 Social Dancing, SC Ballroom 0:13 Anti-social Dancing, SC Basement 10:30 Sneak date* can now begin II pan. Sneak date* for gradu ating *enior* 12 p.m. Now only 187 shopping day* till Christmas. Qualifications for Hogger's Delight Editor Are Listed By command of the Student Pub lication Boaid a new tradition has begun at Oregon. Only members of Alpha See Del la, local sorority, may become edi tor of the annual editor of the Hog ger's Delight, campus telephone di rector and book of miscellaneous information, including where to find pigs. It was believed that by having all editors, and all staff members, of the'same sorority the book would have a certain consistency from year to year that \Vouid make it i asy to read. There was only one objection to the plan from board secretary Rich ard Billy, also director of the stu dent's union. Said Biliy: "What I want to know, is, can we live wdh this?” He was informed by board chair man Howie Charles that he could live with no Alpha See Dellas with out facing action by the university disciplinary committee. -SDX—-— Harry s Daughter To Appear Here Harrys daughter to appear here .... The daughter of our president will appear in McArthur Court ■ (any resemblance to the figure of | national importance is purely co incidental) this evening. A throng i of two or three loyal followers of the president is expected in attend ance. There was a move afoot to change the name of the court to Vaughn, but this was opposed on two grounds: (1). Vaughn is con nected with deep freeze, and the "Connotation here is one unflatter ing to the reception the president’s daughter usually receives; and (2) the change of name was veoted by powerful alumni, all of whom are strong athletic supporters, who who smell a desecration of the I memory of McArthur, athlete after whom the court is named. The Eugene post office is mak ing special arrangements to handle any letters from Washington after the republican dominated Eugene Regurgitator writes an unfavorable ; review. -SDX Did you know the walls and ceil ings of Deady are insulated with dirt? Looks in places like some of it has broken through or are the walls just naturally that color? — - SDX—— Sabine is a river in Texas and two University of Oregon faculty members. 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