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I'lace your ad at the .Student
Union, main desk or at the
Shack, In |H-rNon or phone ext.
21!), between 2 tvml 4 p.m.
Monday-Friday.
Kates: FI ml insertion 4c per
word; subsequent Insertion* 2c
per word.
WANTED trunk and luggage in
good cond. at very reu«. price.,
4-0706. 132!
FOU SALE Private Rummage
Hale. Leaving Eugene. Will sell
furniture, tools, dishes, clothing,!
toyn, mlac. over 1,000 books
100's of items starts Friday,[
May 18th. from 10 a.ns. to 8 p.m.!
until Hold out 1091 High, Phone
4-8019. 138
FOR SALK 16mm. Kodak movie
camera excellent condition
cost $ 19,r. sell for $115 See
camera counter- Co-op. 135
LOST House pin for University
House. Circles of Pearls twin
trees letter U between. Phone
4-9233 133
FOR SALK 1950 Stude-cauvert. 1
R and h. 10,000 ml. Inquire: 1359
\ Pearl Apt. H evenings. 134
WANTED Foreign student girl
wishes ride east during June.
Will share expenses. Ph. 5-9177
132
FOR SALE 1950 Cheverolet con
vertible. Low mileage, perfect
condition, *1,945.00. Ph. 4-1117.
133
LOST: Silver aluminum-framed
glasses between Chapman and
Carson, Thursday before Jr.
Weekend. Radiy needed. Mar
garet Bown, 5-9345. 135:
WANTED: tall, dark and hand
some young man with large in
come and a convertible, prefer
ably yellow. I came to school to
get a husband, but so far have j
been unsuccessful. I am 5 ft., 2 j
inches tall, weigh 120 lbs., blond ;
hair, and have lots of person-1
allty. Address all corespondence;
to Box 315-B, Carson Hole. xx
FOR SALE: Rich, fresh fertilizer.
Perfect for lawns, gardens, Stu-1
dent Union lawn, or Hayward
Field turf. Ton. $3; 500 lbs., $2:
100 lbs., 75 cents. Special sale,
this week only (in honor of Ag
Weekend), all you can carry.;
25 cents. Call Pue I. Schincll,;
Agriculture Barn, OAC, Col - j
vallis. xx
LOST: Pink lace slip. Hand-em
broidered monogram initials.
This grament has sentimental
value. Reward. Lost in vicinity of
I.O.O.F. graveyard. Please call
5-1311, ask for Mabel. xx
SITUATION WANTED: Energetic
young man desires position us
janitor. Ambitious, neat, non
I drinker, non-smoker, of high
moral standard. Presently em
ployed us private detective and
investigator, in charge of homi
cide and scandal cases at U. of
O. Prefer job that pays more
than the 10 cents per hour I
now get.- Raie Squawk, Emerald
Hall. xx
LOST: Copy of "Sane Sex Life."
Book 1ms red cover, well-worn
pages. Lost between Women's
Jim and Carson Hole, sometime
last week. Reward. Wrap in plain
paper and mail to G. T., Main
Desk, Carson. xx
IS YOUR LOVE LIFE drab mid
boring? Do you suffer from
lackus romancitis ? Take Cart
er's Little Lover Pills. They'll
re-amorize your system, make
you sweet and lovable. Grab a
box today at the Co-op, you’ll be
surprised at the results. xx
BULLETIN
Punishment for walking on the
Student Union glass will be doubl
ed for next week only, Michael
Millions, Lawn director for the
campus, said today.
"I feel like giving somebody
hell,” Millions gleamed, "and be
sides, I wanted to get my name in
the Emerald.”
-SDX
Herb Nill is known as Herb.
Barry Mountain known as Barry.
Bill Carey is not known.
English
Classes
Killed
“There ain't gonna be no more
English classes taught at the Uni
veratty," Ezra Pay, assistant to the
assistant's assistant professor of
Rhetoric till, said yesterday in an
exclusive interview conducted in
the lower pool room of the Student
Union.
“The student’s language is so
good triat there ain't no use In it,"
Pay glibly stated. No matter where
the student may go, he said, perf
ect command of the language will
set him apart from others.
Now that Friendly Hall has been
remodeled. Pay explained, there
will be no reason for dirtying the
floors or marking up the black
boards simply because the pro
fessor wants to hear himself talk.
"I likes to hear meself chatter,”
he enunciated, "and students learn
all they need to know from just
pointin’ an ear m my direction.”
"Beginning Monday,” he said, "I
won't show up for class. Me and
my colleagues thinks this *,,, n,K
lime routine ain't gettin' us no
where."
The interview was cut c.'ort
when Pay noticed one of his stu
dents swinging a cue over his head.
"I’m well likisj here," the professor
gasped, "and I thinks the move will
help to cement relations.”
-SDX
Butane Explains
Simple System
For Registration
University registration for fall
term will lie completely simplified,
Donald Butane, director of the-few
who study, announced today.
Main point of the new policy was
explained as "atomic" in effect
causing but one huge explosion of
temper instead of the customary
50, Butane lisped.
This simple process will take
only six weeks to complete. Butane
noted, and with the late fee dead
line extended to the third week of
school, will permit greater "finan
cial security” for the university.
The new registration plan con
sists of but one card for upper
division students, and only 17 1, for
lower division applicants. (Except
freshmen, who must complete an
additional 13 cards.)
Upper division students will have
a definite psychological advantage
in completing registration. Butane
explained. The one card, 27 inches
wide and “*(> long, will be of char
treause stock, printed with pink
ink.
"There will be a few complaining
students,” Butane said, "but we
must keep up with tradition—a
different system at each registra
tion.”
SDX
Attractive Girls
Requested For
Shack Jobs
“Gills who wish to shack up for
the rest of the term may apply at
the Shack," Ruby business man
ager Bnrty Hogem announce;! from
his den yesterday.
Experience is not nocesary, ho
pointed out, noting' that he will
personally train girls in the art of
working on his side of the student
daily.
Girls who think they will ein v
the activity just for the sake of
activity are requested to apply.
“There’s nothing so interesting,”
Hogem leered, "as a girl who is
doing the work just for the love of
it.”
Girls may apply at the Ruby
Quouset, located just east of the
school of training for newspaper
carriers of tomorrow.
SOX
We didn't have quite enough
type to fill out this column.
—
Kampus Kalendar
8:00 8 o'clock classes begin
0:00 0 o'clock* begin
10:00 likewise for 10 o’clock*
11:00 time to get up *o a* not
to mi** lunch
12 noon-thc day’* half over and
what have you got to *hovv
for It? huh?
1 p.m. Gnome*, Lives, lepre
chaun* and Little Men’s Chow
der and Marching Society
415, SC
2 pan. AGS meeting,
Car*oii Hall
2:30 I SA meeting, I’hl Delta
Theta
3 p.m. Meeting of student
faculty committee, for investi
gatiou of the problem of pre
marital interdigitatlon by
student*.
I p.m. Local pub* can non sell
pink lemonade after thi* hour
1:15 Mo\ie, “Jungle Virgin,”
SC Ballroom, followed by
speech by Associate Director
of Student Affair* for Little
Girl*, Iken Klickem
5 p.m. Mortar Board, Kohinson’s
Tavern
3:43 Inter-fraternity Council,
WCTC headquarters
0:30 Social Dancing, SC
Ballroom
0:13 Anti-social Dancing, SC
Basement
10:30 Sneak date* can now begin
II pan. Sneak date* for gradu
ating *enior*
12 p.m. Now only 187 shopping
day* till Christmas.
Qualifications for
Hogger's Delight
Editor Are Listed
By command of the Student Pub
lication Boaid a new tradition has
begun at Oregon.
Only members of Alpha See Del
la, local sorority, may become edi
tor of the annual editor of the Hog
ger's Delight, campus telephone di
rector and book of miscellaneous
information, including where to
find pigs.
It was believed that by having all
editors, and all staff members, of
the'same sorority the book would
have a certain consistency from
year to year that \Vouid make it
i asy to read.
There was only one objection to
the plan from board secretary Rich
ard Billy, also director of the stu
dent's union.
Said Biliy: "What I want to
know, is, can we live wdh this?”
He was informed by board chair
man Howie Charles that he could
live with no Alpha See Dellas with
out facing action by the university
disciplinary committee.
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Harry s Daughter
To Appear Here
Harrys daughter to appear here ....
The daughter of our president
will appear in McArthur Court
■ (any resemblance to the figure of
| national importance is purely co
incidental) this evening. A throng
i of two or three loyal followers of
the president is expected in attend
ance.
There was a move afoot to
change the name of the court to
Vaughn, but this was opposed on
two grounds: (1). Vaughn is con
nected with deep freeze, and the
"Connotation here is one unflatter
ing to the reception the president’s
daughter usually receives; and (2)
the change of name was veoted by
powerful alumni, all of whom are
strong athletic supporters, who
who smell a desecration of the
I memory of McArthur, athlete after
whom the court is named.
The Eugene post office is mak
ing special arrangements to handle
any letters from Washington after
the republican dominated Eugene
Regurgitator writes an unfavorable
; review.
-SDX
Did you know the walls and ceil
ings of Deady are insulated with
dirt? Looks in places like some of
it has broken through or are the
walls just naturally that color?
— - SDX——
Sabine is a river in Texas and
two University of Oregon faculty
members.
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