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About The Chemawa American (Chemawa, Or.) 19??-current | View Entire Issue (July 23, 1976)
3 Horrible Horoscope AQUARIUS (Jan.20-Feb. 18):(The Water Carrier) Didn’t anyone ever tell you the wet head is dead? Never theless, you can look for success In plumbing for pressure as well as waterbed repair. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): (The Fish) About this time of the year you’ll have an uncontrollable urge to swim upstream. If you are seriously concerned, wear a life preserver and carry an anchor. ARIES ((March 21-April 19): The Ram) You are a very busy and out going person, however, you are quick tempered. Today you have a ten dency to push into everybody’s business. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): (The Bull) The sign of the Bull doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a stud. But don’t let it go to your head. Today is your chance to go out and grab them by the horns. LIB'RA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): (The Balances) Being under the sign of the Balances doesn’t actually mean your always staggering around. Don’t throw your weight around today. Don’t over eat or drink. Cause you can drown. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): (The Scorpion) You are a brave and courageous person. People can’t see you because you are so small. No wonder they put their stinky feet in your big mouth. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) (The Archer) Lacking in both animal instincts and human ability, you don’t really have a sense of whether you are human or animal. Today you have troubles making up your mind. People think you are absentminded. CAPIRCORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): (The Goat) You are a very down to earth person. You expect people to live up to your expections. Try again cause you’re standing on a cliff. Just for Laughs ADAM 12 Mooney, Gary, Mitch, Hugh, Albert, Buddy, Mitch H, Chuck, Dale, Orlando, Merv, Ray THE ODD COUPLE Grant, Eugenia LOVE STORY Gary, Simone ALL IN THE FAMILY Chick, Toyota, Juan SIX MILLION HAPPY DAYS DOLLAR MAN Marvin D. Darla, Cindi CHICO & THE MAN PHILLIS < SHIRLEY AND LAVERN Mystery Person Juan, Bill Lorena Violet & Sharon MAUDE Judy WILE COYOTE & ROADRUNNER Marlene and Sue D. GEMINI (May. 2UJune 20): (The Twins) Even though you were born under the sign of The Twins, there is nobody on earth that looks quite like you. SWEAT HOG Darrell DONALD DUCK Lorena CANCER (June 21-July 22) (The C rab). The sign of the Crab not only represents your personality, but the way you walk as well. Today, in particular you will have an uncon trollable urge to return to the sea and eat saltine crackers. TWEETYBIRD Violet LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): (The Lion) Being bom under the sign of the Lion, you’re courageous and trust worthy and an alcoholic. You’re the cagiest of all. No wonder you spend most of your time behind bars. MIDNIGHT SPECIAL - VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) (The Virgin): Being under the sign of the Virgin you are unemotional, overly cautious of unknown sit uations, and new experiences. You are good hermit material. UNDERDOG Bill SWEET POLLY Marie ROCK CONCERT Gary and Mooney Male Hair - Black W eight-160 lbs. H eight-5 ’ 6” Eyes- Brown Favorite Class - Mr. Wittman’s Social Studies Favorite Sport - Football Hobbies - Football, Foosball Birthplace - Seattle, Washington Favorite saying - I don’t know Mitch B bv Debbie Smith ■■■■■«■■■■■I
