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Horrible
Horoscope
AQUARIUS (Jan.20-Feb. 18):(The
Water Carrier) Didn’t anyone ever
tell you the wet head is dead? Never
theless, you can look for success In
plumbing for pressure as well as
waterbed repair.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): (The
Fish) About this time of the year
you’ll have an uncontrollable urge to
swim upstream. If you are seriously
concerned, wear a life preserver and
carry an anchor.
ARIES ((March 21-April 19): The
Ram) You are a very busy and out
going person, however, you are quick
tempered. Today you have a ten
dency to push into everybody’s
business.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): (The
Bull) The sign of the Bull doesn’t
necessarily mean you’re a stud. But
don’t let it go to your head. Today is
your chance to go out and grab them
by the horns.
LIB'RA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): (The
Balances) Being under the sign of
the Balances doesn’t actually mean
your always staggering around.
Don’t throw your weight around
today.
Don’t over eat or drink.
Cause you can drown.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): (The
Scorpion) You are a brave and
courageous person. People can’t see
you because you are so small. No
wonder they put their stinky feet
in your big mouth.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
(The Archer) Lacking in both animal
instincts and human ability, you
don’t really have a sense of whether
you are human or animal. Today you
have troubles making up your mind.
People think you are absentminded.
CAPIRCORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
(The Goat) You are a very down to
earth person. You expect people to
live up to your expections. Try again
cause you’re standing on a cliff.
Just for
Laughs
ADAM 12
Mooney, Gary, Mitch,
Hugh, Albert, Buddy, Mitch H,
Chuck, Dale, Orlando, Merv, Ray
THE ODD COUPLE Grant, Eugenia
LOVE STORY
Gary, Simone
ALL IN THE FAMILY Chick, Toyota,
Juan
SIX
MILLION
HAPPY DAYS
DOLLAR MAN
Marvin D.
Darla, Cindi
CHICO & THE MAN
PHILLIS
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SHIRLEY AND LAVERN
Mystery Person
Juan, Bill
Lorena
Violet &
Sharon
MAUDE
Judy
WILE COYOTE & ROADRUNNER
Marlene and Sue D.
GEMINI
(May. 2UJune 20):
(The Twins) Even though you were
born under the sign of The Twins,
there is nobody on earth that looks
quite like you.
SWEAT HOG
Darrell
DONALD DUCK
Lorena
CANCER (June 21-July 22) (The
C rab). The sign of the Crab not only
represents your personality, but the
way you walk as well. Today, in
particular you will have an uncon
trollable urge to return to the sea
and eat saltine crackers.
TWEETYBIRD
Violet
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): (The Lion)
Being bom under the sign of the
Lion, you’re courageous and trust
worthy and an alcoholic. You’re the
cagiest of all. No wonder you spend
most of your time behind bars.
MIDNIGHT SPECIAL -
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) (The
Virgin): Being under the sign of
the Virgin you are unemotional,
overly cautious of unknown sit
uations, and new experiences. You
are good hermit material.
UNDERDOG
Bill
SWEET POLLY
Marie
ROCK CONCERT Gary and Mooney
Male
Hair - Black
W eight-160 lbs.
H eight-5 ’ 6”
Eyes- Brown
Favorite Class - Mr. Wittman’s
Social Studies
Favorite Sport -
Football
Hobbies -
Football, Foosball
Birthplace -
Seattle, Washington
Favorite saying -
I don’t know
Mitch B
bv Debbie Smith
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