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About The Chemawa American (Chemawa, Or.) 19??-current | View Entire Issue (May 1, 1971)
3 SENIORS MAKE THEIR WILLS I, Linda Panamarioff, hereby will I, Harry Tazruk, will my laziness in In this will, I, Paul Dock, would my cheerfulness to Mary Wilson, who class to Frank B., my love to Daisy like to include a true, self-reliable, is always so sassy and grumpy. I N., my room to Billy B., and my drun courteous friend of mine, Ken Azean, also will to Lynn Jackson my “ A” in kenness to Alma W. to have the piece of gum sticking be Botany. hind the door in Room 33 and chew it I, George Johnson, give all my love through his Senior year. I would like I, Martina Landlord, will all my to M. F. and good luck to all graduat Roger Charles Adams to have the happiness and friendship . to all my ing students of “ 71” . shoe string tucked away in one of friends, especially to Gunky Moses the dressers in the same room. By and Mabel Kudraluk; my “ A” grades As a graduating Senior, I, Richard the way, he must untie it first - it’s in Shorthand and Bookkeeping and my Fulton, will my books, classes, misery tied to the other shoe string from the bed in Room 31 to Gunky; my dining and details to Eric Cultee. same pair of shoes. hall detail to T essie, and all my bub ble gum and bubbles to Mrs. Walker. I, Joyce Wells, as a graduating I, June Pablo, leave for Rena F. Senior, will my ability to “ maintain” Moses (Moe) my old but good American I, Margaret Samson, being of sound to Shelly M. C. Lit. papers. mind and body, will to my cuz Elena Amik, my last minute cramming hours I, Marilyn Jefferson, will my ability I, Harold K., leave for George Tuck- to make it to honor roll; to Rose Paul to “ maintain” to Minnie B. C. field (Tucky) my old shoe shine blues my ability to stay off sleeper’s list for the rest of the next school year. and restriction; to Birdie Hill, my I, Chester Wesley, will Mr. Schmitz diets and runned nylons; to my brother and Mr. Belgard good luck. Tim, my last penny and love; to B. I, Cheri Stephan, will my hard mat Dock, my Modern Problems and Eng I, Elwood Goode, hereby will all tress and top bunk bed to Clara Ste lish papers; to all my former teachers, my will-power to the Class of “ 72” , vens, who is to be a Senior next year. especially Mr. Giedd for getting me my 20 minutes’ break between classes I also will all my “ tools of know started,my gratitude and appreciation; and my friendship to S. L ., and all my ledge” (pens, pencils, notebooks, to my friends my love, laughs and love to R. J. M. etc.) to Norma Jacobs and all my friendship; and to the great Class of lousy luck along with it; in addition, “ 1971” Best Wishes with a tearful I, Lorena D. Clark, will to my small I leave all my best grades (if any) to good-bye. brother, Ingram Clark, my electric per Luci Williams. colator; my small pillow to M. C.; my I, Bernice Ann Ahsoak, being of eyeshadow to Merna Custer; my detail I, Harriet Samato, hereby will all sound mind, hereby bequeath to P. B. to Glenn D:; my tardiness to Polly S.; my love to Herbert W. Sheldon; my to stay awake in English Lit. class; my cigarette butts to Annie Loon; my ability to graduate to my brother, all the luck to my sis. Lula on her empty pop bottles to Dan Davis and Matsu; my friendship to Gunky M., Senior year; my love to D. B., Jr. and Ned G.; and my hours to work off to Marge S., Mary T ., Frances D., Mabel, Ahsoaks’ family; and my friendship to Jr. Davis. and Tina; and to my hometown stu the Eskimos of Chemawa for the year dents, the ability to stay in school. 1970-71. I, William C. Peterson, hereby shall I, Charlie Heckman, being of sound deliver a will to the Freshman and I, Tim Samson, hereby will a great Sophomore classes for a better future mind, do hereby bequeath my soft, success with the ability to face the in their school years. comfortable, cozy, tender bed to An future without failure to “ Dus” and drew Boots, so that he could spend to “ little girl. . . .” ; my “ stolen” I, Alice Walker, will to Clara Ed all his time lying down and daydream but precious percolator with hopes it wards and Rose Tom my ability to ing of what he will do tomorrow, not will still perc to B. D. and T. P., Jr.; appear innocent and keep it cool. And thinking of what he is doing today; to and to my No. 1 teacher and pal, Mr. to Dennis my “ luv” . Alfred Francis I will my old T-shirt, Klein, all the luck in this world that so he can wear it when he is wrest he may win any arguments that in I, Patrick McCarty, will Room 15 in ling and not feel naked. volve Modern Problems. Brewer Hall to Joe Peters (Jimmie), I, Lorantie Myers, being of sound all my cigarette butts to Aleck my I, John J. Martin, hereby will to roommate (Die hard), and any left mind, do bequeath my only rugged Theodore B. Teeluk my ability to run over coffee he can find to my best shoes to Ralph Beans, so that he will in track, to sneak out of my sixth per friend Fred Kirsteatter. not run barefoot in the track, and so iod class, to drive in killer’s lane in that he could walk many miles in driver’s ed.,and to play in rough foot them; and also my socks to Andrew ball games. . . and last, but not least, Boots, so that his feet won’t feel naked in his boots. my coffee cup.
