The Chemawa American (Chemawa, Or.) 19??-current, May 01, 1971, Page 3, Image 3

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SENIORS MAKE THEIR WILLS
I, Linda Panamarioff, hereby will
I, Harry Tazruk, will my laziness in
In this will, I, Paul Dock, would
my cheerfulness to Mary Wilson, who class to Frank B., my love to Daisy like to include a true, self-reliable,
is always so sassy and grumpy. I N., my room to Billy B., and my drun­ courteous friend of mine, Ken Azean,
also will to Lynn Jackson my “ A” in kenness to Alma W.
to have the piece of gum sticking be­
Botany.
hind the door in Room 33 and chew it
I, George Johnson, give all my love through his Senior year. I would like
I, Martina Landlord, will all my to M. F. and good luck to all graduat­ Roger Charles Adams to have the
happiness and friendship . to all my ing students of “ 71” .
shoe string tucked away in one of
friends, especially to Gunky Moses
the dressers in the same room. By
and Mabel Kudraluk; my “ A” grades
As a graduating Senior, I, Richard the way, he must untie it first - it’s
in Shorthand and Bookkeeping and my Fulton, will my books, classes, misery tied to the other shoe string from the
bed in Room 31 to Gunky; my dining and details to Eric Cultee.
same pair of shoes.
hall detail to T essie, and all my bub­
ble gum and bubbles to Mrs. Walker.
I, Joyce Wells, as a graduating
I, June Pablo, leave for Rena F.
Senior, will my ability to “ maintain” Moses (Moe) my old but good American
I, Margaret Samson, being of sound to Shelly M. C.
Lit. papers.
mind and body, will to my cuz Elena
Amik, my last minute cramming hours
I, Marilyn Jefferson, will my ability
I, Harold K., leave for George Tuck-
to make it to honor roll; to Rose Paul to “ maintain” to Minnie B. C.
field
(Tucky) my old shoe shine blues
my ability to stay off sleeper’s list
for
the
rest of the next school year.
and restriction; to Birdie Hill, my
I, Chester Wesley, will Mr. Schmitz
diets and runned nylons; to my brother and Mr. Belgard good luck.
Tim, my last penny and love; to B.
I, Cheri Stephan, will my hard mat­
Dock, my Modern Problems and Eng­
I, Elwood Goode, hereby will all tress and top bunk bed to Clara Ste­
lish papers; to all my former teachers, my will-power to the Class of “ 72” , vens, who is to be a Senior next year.
especially Mr. Giedd for getting me my 20 minutes’ break between classes I also will all my “ tools of know­
started,my gratitude and appreciation; and my friendship to S. L ., and all my ledge” (pens, pencils, notebooks,
to my friends my love, laughs and love to R. J. M.
etc.) to Norma Jacobs and all my
friendship; and to the great Class of
lousy luck along with it; in addition,
“ 1971” Best Wishes with a tearful
I, Lorena D. Clark, will to my small I leave all my best grades (if any) to
good-bye.
brother, Ingram Clark, my electric per­ Luci Williams.
colator; my small pillow to M. C.; my
I, Bernice Ann Ahsoak, being of eyeshadow to Merna Custer; my detail
I, Harriet Samato, hereby will all
sound mind, hereby bequeath to P. B. to Glenn D:; my tardiness to Polly S.; my love to Herbert W. Sheldon; my
to stay awake in English Lit. class; my cigarette butts to Annie Loon; my ability to graduate to my brother,
all the luck to my sis. Lula on her empty pop bottles to Dan Davis and Matsu; my friendship to Gunky M.,
Senior year; my love to D. B., Jr. and Ned G.; and my hours to work off to Marge S., Mary T ., Frances D., Mabel,
Ahsoaks’ family; and my friendship to Jr. Davis.
and Tina; and to my hometown stu­
the Eskimos of Chemawa for the year
dents, the ability to stay in school.
1970-71.
I, William C. Peterson, hereby shall
I, Charlie Heckman, being of sound
deliver a will to the Freshman and
I, Tim Samson, hereby will a great Sophomore classes for a better future mind, do hereby bequeath my soft,
success with the ability to face the in their school years.
comfortable, cozy, tender bed to An­
future without failure to “ Dus” and
drew Boots, so that he could spend
to “ little girl. . . .” ; my “ stolen”
I, Alice Walker, will to Clara Ed­ all his time lying down and daydream­
but precious percolator with hopes it wards and Rose Tom my ability to ing of what he will do tomorrow, not
will still perc to B. D. and T. P., Jr.; appear innocent and keep it cool. And thinking of what he is doing today; to
and to my No. 1 teacher and pal, Mr. to Dennis my “ luv” .
Alfred Francis I will my old T-shirt,
Klein, all the luck in this world that
so he can wear it when he is wrest­
he may win any arguments that in­
I, Patrick McCarty, will Room 15 in ling and not feel naked.
volve Modern Problems.
Brewer Hall to Joe Peters (Jimmie),
I, Lorantie Myers, being of sound
all my cigarette butts to Aleck my
I, John J. Martin, hereby will to roommate (Die hard), and any left­ mind, do bequeath my only rugged
Theodore B. Teeluk my ability to run over coffee he can find to my best shoes to Ralph Beans, so that he will
in track, to sneak out of my sixth per­ friend Fred Kirsteatter.
not run barefoot in the track, and so
iod class, to drive in killer’s lane in
that he could walk many miles in
driver’s ed.,and to play in rough foot­
them; and also my socks to Andrew
ball games. . . and last, but not least,
Boots, so that his feet won’t feel
naked in his boots.
my coffee cup.