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RHEUMATISM wu wut BE RUBBED AWAY It fo ncrfcptlv nervca Joints and T urpot in,M Burt9 flnd whcn muscles, nre onl v svmntnma m,f 4 r"''v"luu bv Syi'SSSSf, damonesq or nfi7r ,t7i i ,.pp .r ct lue crst exposure to cold. or aampness, or arter an attack of Indigestion or other irretrularitv Rheuma- from rcuscle to muscle or joint to W JSSSSi SSESS" 'ft neutnd W? th exPellinff all foreign matter from the system. It worms and invigorates the blood so that Instead tlood PURELY VEGETABLE of hoth f.M T. . . t , J"1"- wuut is neeaemn every case ol Kneu matism. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but is made entirelvof Tmnfvino- lipnl!tit irt barks. If you are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable time a, uiocaac uway, out uegin ine use ol a. S. S. and write us about your case and our physicians will give you any information or RGviCC desired free of charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism. THE SWIFT (Jetting Practice. "I- counted soven girls taking down my sermon In shorthand this morn ing," said a suburban minister. "I am getting tired of this business of turn ing church Into school. It Is a dese cration of the Sabbath and of the sanc- tuury, and It gets worse year by year. "When the thing first began, I ad mit that I was flattered. I thought the solitary shorthand writer In my front pew was a reporter. I took un usual pains that morning, and I searched all the newspapers the next day. In vain, of course. The short hand writer was merely a student of stenography, using me to practice on. "Students of stenography should practice on actors and on lecturers, but no that would cost money. Nothing suits them but ministers, and every Sunday, all over our land,, young men and women, with their pads and foun tain pens, go to church solely to Im prove their shorthand." r A Shade of Itegret. "Are you happier now that you own your own home?" asked the solicitous friend.' "Of course," answered Mr. Meekton, "there Is a proud satisfaction In hav ing my own place. But occasionally I can't help longing for the time when my wife kicked to the landlord for re pairs instead of coming to me." Wash ington Star. ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT. AVegelabkEreparaltonrorAs slrailatlngtlKrlMdamlReula ting tlie Stomachs andBowasof Promotes DidestloiudiecifiJ ness and Restrontalns tteittar OpiunuMorphine norMaeraLj NOT NARCOTIC. capeofOUMSnmM. Rmpkln Sua" jlUSawa jinistSted I Anerfeet Remedv forConsHpi Hon , Sour StomadhDIarrtioei! VYorms Convulsions JevErisn- ness andLoss or Sleep. facsimile Signature of i NEW YORK. Exact Copy of Wrapper. HI wra'Tr i ii i - ' r i 1 1 1 M nmrmnt- WCarhoadkUlt Jlwir. lAtufimfkmP. U1 V1C Bysicn1' A ne acnes ana pains b? Sieved for ta? on the s'caiS i u weaK, eour stream, constantly deposit ing acrid and corrosive matter la the mus cles, nerves, joints and bones, the body h fed and nourished hv which completely and permanently purifying and "tonic properties SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA t GA.U Elucidated. While visiting the south recently a traveler chanced upon a resident of a sleepy hamlet In Alabama. , "Are J-ou a native of this town?" ask ed the traveler. "Am I a what?" languidly asked the one addesscd. "Are you a nntlve of the town" "What's that?" "I asked you whether you were a native of the place?" At this Juncture there appeared at the open door of the cabin the man's wife, tall, sallow and ' gaunt After a careful survey of the questioner, she said: "Ain't you got no sense, Bill? He means was yo' llvln' heah when you was born, or was yo' born before yo' begun llvln' heah. Now answer him." Success. Peculiar Damage Bolt. In a certain town in Indiana a man brought suit against a hardware company for $10,000 damages. He claimed that a rope he had bought to commit suicide with broke and thus foiled his plans. Af ter the rope broke, he said, he could not get up courage enough to try it over. Judge. Those Dear Friend. Nan Jack seemed crazy last nicht. Ha tried to kiss me. Fan He certainly was crazv If h thought any effort on his part would be needed. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought . Bears In Use For Thirty Years THC OfhTAUH COMPANY, Mt VOR OITY. 9 I IF Science : amp v ventiort Sodium Is an excellent conductor of electricity, and in view of the increas ing price of copper and, the growing de mand, for that metal not only for elec tric Installations, hut for many other purposes, the idea has beou broached that sodium should he tried as a ma terial for electric cables. Experiment looking to this end have lately teen made by A. Q. Bett. He filled an iron tube ISO feet in length with melted so dium. The core thus formed had a cross-section of an Inch and a half. A current of 600 ampberes wa readly transmitted through It Mr. Bett thinks that sodium conductors constructed upon this plan may be made cheaper than conductors of copper. A satisfactory rufoberless tire has been evolved. The scheme consists of filling a thin inner tire with a hot so lution of glue, glycerine and chromic salts as the tire reposes in place on the rim of the wheel. This is allowed to harden for a few days when. the tire Is covered with canvas or some similar material which will withstand the wear and tear of service. It is claimed for this rubber substitute that it Is very durable and will carry heavy loadri without deterioration or loss of resili ency. It Is much cheaper than rubber and the only criticism raised against It Is that it Is heavy. Each wheel equipped In this manner adds 40 to 50 pounds to the weight of the vehicle. The advantages will outweigh this ob jection, it n said. A German official of standing In the superior grades Herr Martin, a gov ernment councillor has attracted a good deal of at least ephemeral notice by a new theory of aerostatics in war, which he has Just published. For nov elty the views of Herr Martin could hardly be surpassed. The title of his work Is 'The Age of Aerial Naviga tion," which is, of course, the twentieth century. Herr Martin contends that during the century now opening aero statics and automoblllsm will assume Immense Importance in strategy, and will go far to neutralize In favor of Prance the great numerical preponder ance given to Germany by her larger population. Into the day dreams of Herr Martin, which include partition of Belgium and the Germanizing of Morocco, It Is not needful to enter. But he foresees that France end Germany will agree rather than fight In 1006 the known number of aste roids, or minor planets, had reached 003, and sflll the discovery of these miniature worlds continues, especially with the aid afforded by celestial pho tography. , Among a vast multitude of stars crowding a photographic plate one, perhaps, will be seen to have drawn a short thin line upon the plate during Its hours of continuous expo sure. The astronomer knows at once that It Is either an asteroid or a comet Subsequent observations soon decide the point Only the more Interesting ones are afterward observed with at tention j but once discovered they can not be Ignored, and the rapid growth of the flock becomes an embarrassment Eros, which at times approaches the earth nearer than any other regular member of the solar system except the moon, and Asteroid No. 688, which at aphelion Is more distant than Jupiter, remain, as far as their orbits are con cerned, the most interesting members of the entire group, and are kept un der constant observation whenever clr- cumstances permit ' Patient Motherhood. A Winner. ' "Slicker, the architect is making a big hit with his new scheme for subur ban residences." ' . ' "Wbat scheme is that?" "With every contract for a suburban residence he guarantees a constant supr ply of servant girls for ten years' time." Philadelphia Press. , Considerate. 'Were the critics kind to. Skribbler when his last book appeared?" . ' "Exceedingly." "What did they say about it?"' ' ''Nothing," Milwaukee Sentinel. Nearly ) everyone talks in the pres ence of a corpse as if they were afraid of waking It mm t Indiana and War Paint, The Indians have a tradition that tells how the custom of painting their faces originated. A certain big chief while hunting deer was chased by a Hon and felft exhausted, calling upon the Big Bear, which Indians believe was the grandfather of man, to save hhn. The Big Bear heard and went to the man's assistance, scratching hlf foot and sprinkling the blood over him. No animal will eat bear or taste his blood, and when the lion smelled it be turned away. ., But In doing so he scratched some of the blood off the I dlan's face with his claw by accident When he found himself unhurt, the Indian was so thankful that he let the blood dry on his face. With the marks of the ll'on's claws this gave the effect of stripes and ever afterward when going on hunting expeditions for man or beast the Indian painted his face In stripes as a charm against danger. King EdwardIs quite six Inches short er than Queen 'Alexandra. Mothers will 'find Mrs. Window's Soothlna Syrup (he best remedy to use for their children luring the teething period. Impoanlble. "Percy, papa says you mustn't come to see me any more." "Why, Aggie, how could I? I'm at ready coming seven times a week I" St. Vitus Dance and all Nervous Diseases permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Great erve Restorer. Bene1 for FREE 12 trial bottle and ireaiise. vt. a. a. luiae, lo., uai Arcn bu, rima.,1'8. Hooaler Wonder. Indiana claims among Its other human peculiarities a 3-vear-old bov whn nun read Shakspeare. But WhV BDOUld he rpflrl Rhnlronoaro and neglect home talent Cleveland Plain Dealer. i i Shake Into Your Shnca . b UiOKBB or new shoes feel easy. 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