RHEUMATISM
wu wut BE RUBBED AWAY
It fo ncrfcptlv
nervca Joints and T urpot in,M Burt9 flnd whcn muscles,
nre onl v svmntnma m,f 4 r"''v"luu
bv Syi'SSSSf,
damonesq or nfi7r ,t7i i ,.pp .r ct lue crst exposure to cold. or
aampness, or arter an attack of Indigestion or other irretrularitv Rheuma-
from rcuscle to muscle or joint to W
JSSSSi SSESS" 'ft neutnd W? th exPellinff all foreign
matter from the system. It worms and invigorates the blood so that Instead
tlood
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THE SWIFT
(Jetting Practice.
"I- counted soven girls taking down
my sermon In shorthand this morn
ing," said a suburban minister. "I am
getting tired of this business of turn
ing church Into school. It Is a dese
cration of the Sabbath and of the sanc-
tuury, and It gets worse year by year.
"When the thing first began, I ad
mit that I was flattered. I thought
the solitary shorthand writer In my
front pew was a reporter. I took un
usual pains that morning, and I
searched all the newspapers the next
day. In vain, of course. The short
hand writer was merely a student of
stenography, using me to practice on.
"Students of stenography should
practice on actors and on lecturers, but
no that would cost money. Nothing
suits them but ministers, and every
Sunday, all over our land,, young men
and women, with their pads and foun
tain pens, go to church solely to Im
prove their shorthand."
r A Shade of Itegret.
"Are you happier now that you own
your own home?" asked the solicitous
friend.'
"Of course," answered Mr. Meekton,
"there Is a proud satisfaction In hav
ing my own place. But occasionally I
can't help longing for the time when
my wife kicked to the landlord for re
pairs instead of coming to me." Wash
ington Star.
ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT.
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Promotes DidestloiudiecifiJ
ness and Restrontalns tteittar
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Hon , Sour StomadhDIarrtioei!
VYorms Convulsions JevErisn-
ness andLoss or Sleep.
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Exact Copy of Wrapper.
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U1 V1C Bysicn1' A ne acnes ana pains
b? Sieved for
ta? on the s'caiS
i u weaK, eour stream, constantly deposit
ing acrid and corrosive matter la the mus
cles, nerves, joints and bones, the body h fed
and nourished hv
which completely and permanently
purifying and "tonic properties
SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA t GA.U
Elucidated.
While visiting the south recently a
traveler chanced upon a resident of a
sleepy hamlet In Alabama. ,
"Are J-ou a native of this town?" ask
ed the traveler.
"Am I a what?" languidly asked the
one addesscd.
"Are you a nntlve of the town"
"What's that?"
"I asked you whether you were a
native of the place?"
At this Juncture there appeared at
the open door of the cabin the man's
wife, tall, sallow and ' gaunt After
a careful survey of the questioner, she
said:
"Ain't you got no sense, Bill? He
means was yo' llvln' heah when you
was born, or was yo' born before yo'
begun llvln' heah. Now answer him."
Success.
Peculiar Damage Bolt.
In a certain town in Indiana a man
brought suit against a hardware company
for $10,000 damages. He claimed that a
rope he had bought to commit suicide
with broke and thus foiled his plans. Af
ter the rope broke, he said, he could not
get up courage enough to try it over.
Judge.
Those Dear Friend.
Nan Jack seemed crazy last nicht. Ha
tried to kiss me.
Fan He certainly was crazv If h
thought any effort on his part would be
needed.
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Science
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ventiort
Sodium Is an excellent conductor of
electricity, and in view of the increas
ing price of copper and, the growing de
mand, for that metal not only for elec
tric Installations, hut for many other
purposes, the idea has beou broached
that sodium should he tried as a ma
terial for electric cables. Experiment
looking to this end have lately teen
made by A. Q. Bett. He filled an iron
tube ISO feet in length with melted so
dium. The core thus formed had a
cross-section of an Inch and a half. A
current of 600 ampberes wa readly
transmitted through It Mr. Bett thinks
that sodium conductors constructed
upon this plan may be made cheaper
than conductors of copper.
A satisfactory rufoberless tire has
been evolved. The scheme consists of
filling a thin inner tire with a hot so
lution of glue, glycerine and chromic
salts as the tire reposes in place on the
rim of the wheel. This is allowed to
harden for a few days when. the tire
Is covered with canvas or some similar
material which will withstand the
wear and tear of service. It is claimed
for this rubber substitute that it Is
very durable and will carry heavy loadri
without deterioration or loss of resili
ency. It Is much cheaper than rubber
and the only criticism raised against
It Is that it Is heavy. Each wheel
equipped In this manner adds 40 to 50
pounds to the weight of the vehicle.
The advantages will outweigh this ob
jection, it n said.
A German official of standing In the
superior grades Herr Martin, a gov
ernment councillor has attracted a
good deal of at least ephemeral notice
by a new theory of aerostatics in war,
which he has Just published. For nov
elty the views of Herr Martin could
hardly be surpassed. The title of his
work Is 'The Age of Aerial Naviga
tion," which is, of course, the twentieth
century. Herr Martin contends that
during the century now opening aero
statics and automoblllsm will assume
Immense Importance in strategy, and
will go far to neutralize In favor of
Prance the great numerical preponder
ance given to Germany by her larger
population. Into the day dreams of
Herr Martin, which include partition
of Belgium and the Germanizing of
Morocco, It Is not needful to enter. But
he foresees that France end Germany
will agree rather than fight
In 1006 the known number of aste
roids, or minor planets, had reached
003, and sflll the discovery of these
miniature worlds continues, especially
with the aid afforded by celestial pho
tography. , Among a vast multitude of
stars crowding a photographic plate
one, perhaps, will be seen to have
drawn a short thin line upon the plate
during Its hours of continuous expo
sure. The astronomer knows at once
that It Is either an asteroid or a comet
Subsequent observations soon decide
the point Only the more Interesting
ones are afterward observed with at
tention j but once discovered they can
not be Ignored, and the rapid growth
of the flock becomes an embarrassment
Eros, which at times approaches the
earth nearer than any other regular
member of the solar system except the
moon, and Asteroid No. 688, which at
aphelion Is more distant than Jupiter,
remain, as far as their orbits are con
cerned, the most interesting members
of the entire group, and are kept un
der constant observation whenever clr-
cumstances permit '
Patient Motherhood.
A Winner. '
"Slicker, the architect is making a
big hit with his new scheme for subur
ban residences." ' . '
"Wbat scheme is that?"
"With every contract for a suburban
residence he guarantees a constant supr
ply of servant girls for ten years' time."
Philadelphia Press. ,
Considerate.
'Were the critics kind to. Skribbler
when his last book appeared?" . '
"Exceedingly."
"What did they say about it?"'
' ''Nothing," Milwaukee Sentinel.
Nearly ) everyone talks in the pres
ence of a corpse as if they were afraid
of waking It
mm
t Indiana and War Paint,
The Indians have a tradition that
tells how the custom of painting their
faces originated. A certain big chief
while hunting deer was chased by a
Hon and felft exhausted, calling upon
the Big Bear, which Indians believe
was the grandfather of man, to save
hhn. The Big Bear heard and went to
the man's assistance, scratching hlf
foot and sprinkling the blood over him.
No animal will eat bear or taste his
blood, and when the lion smelled it be
turned away. ., But In doing so he
scratched some of the blood off the I
dlan's face with his claw by accident
When he found himself unhurt, the
Indian was so thankful that he let the
blood dry on his face. With the marks
of the ll'on's claws this gave the effect
of stripes and ever afterward when
going on hunting expeditions for man
or beast the Indian painted his face In
stripes as a charm against danger.
King EdwardIs quite six Inches short
er than Queen 'Alexandra.
Mothers will 'find Mrs. Window's Soothlna
Syrup (he best remedy to use for their children
luring the teething period.
Impoanlble.
"Percy, papa says you mustn't come to
see me any more."
"Why, Aggie, how could I? I'm at
ready coming seven times a week I"
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Hooaler Wonder.
Indiana claims among Its other human
peculiarities a 3-vear-old bov whn nun
read Shakspeare.
But WhV BDOUld he rpflrl Rhnlronoaro
and neglect home talent Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
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Shake Into Your Shnca
. b UiOKBB
or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for
Bold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Trlafpack-
nirA Tnnllori VRFff kAArcaa lliAMo r -. - j
LeRoy, New York. 1
Valuable Now.
Customer This steak has fin nld t-fiaA
about it.
Waiter Sorry, sir. but we can't hnln
it. 'mere nave Been several bur?lnrip
in this neighborhood, and at nl?hr td
have to put our porterhouse steaks in the
sate, you know.
MICA
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na.! team ani
the tea
PraCUca toe
vear that , c i9
'and Sebfcleinoto
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HtTK,m E; BURTON -Assayer arS Chemist.
Ladvllle, Colorauo. Specimen prices: Gold.
Silver, Lead, 1 i Oold, Silver, 75c: Gold, 60c ( Zinc or
topper, fl. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and
full price list senton application. Control and Um
pire work solicited, lielereacei Carbonate
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Preferred Stock Jellies, Jams and Preserves, in glass, come to the
home table as wholesome, delicious, and sparkling as those "done"
by mother herself and without the labor and overheating process of
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jars that won't seal) without the loss of cans and fruit
through breakage and spoiling. It is economy to use
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Packed Whinver the
They really are just as fine
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letter, for only the best of materials are used and thev are
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Boys and girls need the most wholesome Preferred Stock at your Grocer' t
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It 1 oould take you Into my Urge factories Ht Brookton.Mass..
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The Sdng
of the Hair
There are four verses. Verse
1. Ayer's Hair Vigor makes
the hair grow. Verse 2. Ayer's
Hair Vigor stops falling hair.
Verse 3. Ayer's Hair Vigor
cures dandruff. Verse 4.
Ayer's Hair Vigor always re
stores color to gray hair. The
chorus is' sung by millions.
" Before using Ayer's Hair Vigor I had very
thin and very poor hnir. But I continued to
use the Vigor until rny hair greatly Improved
In every way. I have inert It off and on for
the past ten years."-Mas. M. DaUMMOKD,
Newark, N.J.
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