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ENGLAND SEtMS 10 BE Social and Personal CABOL & The Chinifr-Chinik group of Camp Fire girls was delightfully entertained last evening by Mrs. H. A. Reynolds, at a prettily appointed dinner and Slum ber party given at her homo in honor of Mrs. O. B. Qinrich, t'.ie guardian of the camp. Following tho dinner the month ly ceremonial meoting of the year took Jilace. A new member, Miss Ruth Men delsohn mas initiated into the camp and one of tho regular members, Miss Oretchen Brown, who had worked tho Second degree, was formally accorded the honors of that degree, known as the Wood-eatherors, tiie symbol received being a ring. After the meeting ft pro gram was given for the entertainment of the outside guests, consisting of In dian dances, a group dance, a (Spanish dance, by Alice MeClcllan, a solo by Edna Ackerman, nnd other numbers equally enjoyable to their audience. Mrs. HeynoldH was assisted during tho evening Dy Mrs. J. J. AcKerman, M.rs. T. Golden and Mrs. A. Davidson. Wal ter Bell lent his services nnd automo bile for the occasion in conveying the girls from their homes to Mrs. Bell's (Toaidenco. Tho members of tho Chinig (,'hinik group present were: Alice Mc Dlellan, KliwhWii Hayno, Edna Acker man, Jsabolle (leorgc, (iretchen Ilrowa, Anna Golden, Kdye Reynolds, Thelma Jawbaugh, herrol Jjuwbaugh, Mrs. O. U. Ginrich, guardian. it Mr. and Mrs. V. O. Asscln are en tertaining George McC'ullen, of Under wood, North, Dakota, as their guest. Mrs. J. S. P nmk, of Aunisvillo, is visiting at tho homo of her son and wife, Mr. and Mrs. G. W. Prunk, on rJouth. Church street. Mrs. W. A. Hell, of The Dalles, has been a guest of Mrs. (.'. A. Lytle and other friends tho past woek. Mrs. Bell was a delegato to the State Federation from tho Porosis club at The Dalles. Mrs. Hell and her husband pro promin ent people in The Dalles, as Mr. Bell is district prosecuting attorney and Mrs. Bell ig una of tho school directors, having boen tho first woman to hold this position in that city. Miss Laura Grant formally opened her musical activities for the year 8at vrday afternoon when she presented her juvenilo pupils at a delightful Hal lowe'en recital, given at her homo on Center street. Tho program was given amid a sotting of quaint Hallowe'en insignia, including the customary Jack o' lanterns r.nd other unique featuroa. A profusion 01 cut flowers also graced the rooms. Kolowing tho program, re freshments which carried out tho Hul lowe'cu motif were served by the host ess and her mother, Mrs. Matilda Grant. About fifty friends and moth ers of tiie small pupils were present to enjoy the reoital. They expressed them selves as highly pleased with tho ex ceptional progress tho small performers had made in so ohort a time, na they did remarkably we,i nnd showed a keen interest in their work, which revealed the result of clono application and ef ficient training. The numbers on tho program were as follows: Military march Knglemann Orla Welch ami Miss Grant. Budding Flower Gabhii ('ocil Deacon. Fairy Polka Stindlcr Inez Anderson. Song, "Lndy Itird, I.uily Bird, Fly Away Homo" II. A. Clark Juvenile Chorus: Mario ilnrold, Kenneth Perry, Inez Andorson, Orla Welch, Donnld Schiiupp, Klsio Itcckner, Chester Kurtz, Ik Kirkwood, I'rudenco Spight, Vergil Htnr, Kugenia Savage Cecil Hcuk.m, Ronald Friz.e!l, Bemice Kirkwood. 8"'y Mmthew Robert Bishop. Kinging Bird Willie Voyo Kmerv tloodc. "Follow tho Bnmi" V. E. Huesch Alva Amsler. Little Fairy Heliottiwhc Htrealwgg Olgn Kirkwood. Bong, "Little October i'nrty 1. A. Sweden Paul Leo, Aline Johnson, llrlin Page, Ruth Buciiiier, Gordon Bonnet, Jnnutte Nykos, Rob ert Bishop, Irene Fleming, Barbara Chester. Littlo Ihincer, Vilse Ktrenhogg llernieo Kirkwood. K,1 Htrenbogg Chester Kurtz. Childish Glen Hmallwood Eugenia Siivage. Tho Bird Wult. I'aniona Orla Welch. How To Make the Quickest, Simplest Cough Remedy ""i1" . "I'" ,h"n eflr- Mnili- Kind and You Knve Uj, Fully Uuarautrta 111 in homemade ooitKh syrup is mw used in more In s tlmn uiiv other couuti remedy. Its pitmiptiiesH, iiim, and cer tainty in eiiiiiierihtf ditr.'iiiu cotiirlm. liest nnd tin out colds, is really renmrk iihle. )ou tun Mutually feel it lake hold A dsvs use will iiHiinllv overcome the ordinary rough relieve even whooiiimr nigh quickly, hplendid, too. (or broil Mutis, Kpusniodie croup, bronchial asthma and m niter roughs. (i.t from any druggist 2 ounces of I mex (fill cents worth), pour it in a pint bottle and till the bottle with plain grniiu lated siigsr syrup. '1 his gives you at a tout of only f.4 cents a fiill pint of better cough syrup than von could buy for ijtf.SO. Jakes hut a few minute to prepare, Full directions with 1'inex. Taste good and never spoils. You will be pleMitntly surprised bow Wirkly it loosens dry, lionise or tight roughs, and heals the iiillnmrd mem braiies in a painful rough, u ,o stops llio formation of plilegm in the throat nil oroiicliml tubes, thus ending tho in sistent Iihiho cough. . Pinex Is a most valuable 'concentrated compound ((f nenulne Norway pine ex tract, rloh in giiaiwcol, which Is so heal- IV avi feslc vnur To avoid diaannoiitt innnt l . .l ttriutgiat for "i ounces Pinex,'' mptrl .Inn' .imu 1. : i ..... Kv nll, t,K H A guarantee of aboolule satisfaction, r noney promptly refunded, goes with preparation. The i'Urc Co., MX nay or, Jau. DIBBLE. Spanish, Danco Junette fctykos. Pony Race Krogunan Paul Lee. t Mazurka Strcabogg Donald Schaupp. Double Humber (a) Study, "Whispering Waves," C. H. Doring (b) "Birds of Paradise Jason V. Mathews Eileen Johnson. Tho juvenilo chorua is a new feature of Miss Grant's teaching system and promises to ba a most successful part of her recital and class work this win ter. Tho juvenile chorus will meet once a week. Msr. J. R. McKolway, of Pendleton, has been the house guest of Mrs. Frank Brown at her homo o:i South Commer cial street. ft w tt Mrs. C. W. Pilchard and small son, Jack, of Portlr.nd, nre visiting Mrs. (J. A. Brown at her homo on Bcllevue street. Miss Junnita DeVoe, Miss Bessie Bradley and MissJrvis Buley wero host esses at nn enjoyjiblo Hnllowo'en party Inst ovening lit th home of Mr. and Mrs. L. T. Buley, 070 North Summer street. Tiie rooms were bright with autumn leaves, while the decorntive scheme of black and yellow was effect ively carried out with blnck cats, Jack o' lanterns and other Hallowe'en devices. Tho guests were received at the door by Miss Buley, who was dis guised as n witch, and wero escorted through tho rooms by .Mrs. I. G. Buley and Miss DeVoe, in the capacity of ghosts. Tho evening was passed with games, music, dancing, fortune-telling nd other mysteries of witch crut't which resulted in much merriment on tho part of the guests. Light refresh ments were served later in the evning. Tho invitntionul list follows: Mr. and Mrs. McGi-e, Mr. and Mrs. A. R. Jacobs, Mr. nnd Mrs. T. Cohen, Mr. nnd Mrs. A. C. Devoe, Mr. and Mrs. II. Lin ville, Mr. aid Mrs. G. Thrupp, Mrs. Charles Noble. Mr. and Mrs. A. h. Wil kins, Mr. anl Mrs. O. S. Buley, Mr. and Mrs. L. G. Buley, Miss Ruth Jo'.inn asen, Miss Mary White, Miss Clara Roinoiihl, Mil's Billie Morris, Miss Eve lyn Stevonaon, Miss Gladys Stevenson, Miss Mablo Savnge, Miss Myrtle Wil son, Miss Bessie Bradley, Miss Jiwinita DeVoe, Miss Iris Buley, Messrs. G. W. Church, Thurmnn White, Ivan Scho niuker, Gilbert Cole, Willard Cole of Woodburn, Leroy G. Bell, of Portland, George Admits, Emerson DeVoe, of Iowa, Robert Adams, Fred Wilson, Charles Adams, Mr. McMiinn, Lawrence Thrapp, Lelnad Thvnpp, Pleasant Whit ney. Mrs. Lois Sheldon, of Albany, n former resilient of Sulem, entertained tho I'riscilln club of that! city Thurs day afternoon tit a charming Kensing ton. The honor gu.'st of tho afternoon wps Mrs. R. C. II miter, of Salem. The rooms were attractively decorated with autumn foliage and flowers suggestive of tho season. About twenty-four guests were present. k The members of the Presbvterinu church, who have attended the Panama Pacific, exposition, will entertnin the church congregation this evening1 at the church parlors. t ft On exhibit in the windows of Buren &, Hamilton's store on Court street, is ii handsome display of Miss Margaret Gill, including chinn painting, water color and pastel work, such ns is not frequently seen in oi.e collection. Ex quisite workmanship and delicacy ot j coloring characterize the various pieces! throughout, mid a study of the display i affords n genuine satisfaction nnd do-! light to the interested observer. A largo part of tho exhibit is taken from tho work of Miss Gill's students in her art classes at tho Willamette univer l sity and count as credit toward a di- ploinn at the end of the three year in- struction course. Tho pictures' are nil; imintcd from nature and lite. Mur.i, of the chinn mis painted in Miss Gill's studio, last winter. Miss Gill is now; organizing a night class, which will I meet one night n week at her studio, thus giving nn opportunity to those, otherwise engaged during the dny, to study along these various lines of art, if they so wish. At Miss Gill's studio there is also nn exhibit, of oils, to which the public is cordially welcome. The exhibitors of work in the nt'ore mentioned displnv nre as follows: Mrs. Geo. (). lirown. Mrs. O. C. Locke, Mrs. V. K. Shnfer, Mrs. T. A. Liveslev, Mrs. A. T. Nuler, Mrs. .1. II Craig, Mrs. W. MeGih hrist, Mrs. .1. C. Currio. Mrs. Kuhnderoff, Mrs. llingen, Mrs. I'olzin, Irene Curtis, Altu Jones, May Steusloft', Nancy Sknil'e, Hazel Downing, Frances Tenii, Ermii Harding, Grace Unwell, Lulu Pool, Dora Gray, Joy Turner, Ruth Hover, Bessie Gill, Lclia Lent, Bedii Eekerson, Miss Ritn Clngget wns hostess nt n pretty Hallowe'en pmiy Saturday even- ing at her home on Kin to street. The! guests cuiiie uttiicd lis ghosts, and gen-! ernl merry-miiking ensued when they iiuuuislted, Tiie evening wns passed! with nil milliner of Hallowe'en games. i Fanciful decorations, suggestive of the I spirit of the occnsioii elaborated the rooms throughout. Assisting in the1 serving wero Mrs. C. F. I'ntton, the mother of the hostess, and Mis. Claire Siinornl. Those present were: Doro thy Ksch, Margaret While, l.ethn Wil son, Uirnnc Parson, Georgia llewley, Rita Clnggett, Willow Hnrnes. Toby Karnes, John lirown, Jnincs llnrnes unil Charles Clngget. Mrs. Phoebe Ikiker, of Indinnoln, Iowa, Is the guest of Rev. and .Mrs. A. A. Winter nt their home on North Win ter street. Mrs. linker, who is u form er resident of Oregon, will spend part of her .visit nt her obi homo in I.ufav etto. ' ' Mrs, Ada K. Milllenn, of Prinevllle,' Oregon, is n guest nt the home of Mrs, Charles A. I.ytle, 1155 Marlon street. I Mrs. Aiimcnn, whose htisbnnd i a well known stockmtn, of Millican, Croek county. Oregon, is a prominent club wo man of the state and wrs a delegate to tho State Federation from the Shiimia club, of Prinevllle. A student of Indi an lore, Mrs. MUlkan, recently pub- Scientists of the Pasteur Institute have discovered that the exceptional lon- gevity of the Bulgarians is in good part due to the ha bitual use of sour milk as a daily food. Intesti-Fermin Tablets combine in palatable form the concentrated helpful principle of Bulgarian tour milk and have been found most effective in in creasing physical and mental vigor. Taken daily, these tablets purify and strengthen the system by removing poisonous germs from the lower intestine where 80 per rent of human ills, such as bilious ness, headache, nerve and stomach disorders and oilier indications of weakened vitality, originate. $ I 00 per bottle a w eek's treat ment ask for it today J. C. PERRY SALEM, OBEGON Call lodny lor copy ot "Preinniufe Old Affff In Ctuse ind Pievenlton.'' by Dr. A. V. deSouzjft InleMi-Fermin it made exclusively by The Berlin Laboratory, Ltd. New York Ciiy mvMi .'im'hiu.h v mm.wfm-1 ir lished a book, "The Heart of Oregon," a Legend of the Wascos, which besides receiving much commendation as a lit erary production, is intensely interest ing in its subject matter. Miss Louise Martin entertained a number of her classmates from the Grant junior high, at a Hallowe'en party Saturday evening, at her homo on' Garden road. Tho houso was tnsto fully decorated with chrysanthumums nnd autumn leaves combined with tho customary Hallowe'en emblems of cats, nnd witches. One corner was arranged for a witches den in which the guests had their futures revealed. A dainty lunch wns enjoyed, Loraino Ross and Delilah Faulkner assisting the hostess. Thoso present wero: Delilah Ffmlkner, Sybil Smith, Lornin Ross, Nancy Sav age, Beryl Cooper, Cora Nist, Helen Savage, Louiso Martin, Delbert Cooper, Willie Jefferson, Theodore Tuffli, Ar thur Roscbrnugh, Carl Hoquin, William Carruthers. Professor Wallace MacMurray will( give the second locturo of his course on English Literature this evening at Eaton hall at 8:25. Tho subject will be George Meredith, the Philosopher. .ft sc jfe sjc ic sc s(c ic ifc sjc )s sc )j( lf( st t PERSONALS I O. H. Gilbert, of Portland, is in Sa lem. ( harles L. McNnry was in Dallas yes ten!iy on legal business. H. J. Hickerson returned this morn ing from a ten days' visit in Portland. R. L, Buchanan, of Independence was n business visitor in tho city this morn ing. Miss Frieda Boettger returned yester day from a month's visit at. Hood River. L. S. Barnes was a ifassengcr this morninp on the Oregon Klectric for Portland. Mrs. U. S. Miller returned to the city n few days ago after a year spent in Chicago. Herbert L. Dane nnd wife are leaving today for Keosnucpin, Iowa, whero they will make their home. Miss Mildred Kaylor left today for Seotts Bluff, Nebreskn, where she will mnko her permanent home. Frank P. Farrington, of Stayton, was in the city yestei-.lny. He was form erly n stock man of this city. Mil's Hub.v Pound, who is attending a nurse' training course at tho Good Samaritan hospital, Portland, is hero to day. Winthrop Hnmnioiid, of tho Hnm niond'Bishi p company, is in Stnyton to day, where the firm operates a branch st4ire. John Gj. Ailnnis and wife, of West I'nion, lown. nre in the city visiting n lew days with G. A. Wood nad other friends. Mr. nnd Mrs. Clifford Brown will leave tomorrow evening for a two m t.ths' visit in the enst. Their visit will include Washington City, New i ork nnd Chicago. K. M. I n Fore will lenve tills evening for a six weeks' trip in southern Cali fornia, including I.os Angeles nnd Snn Diego. This is the second trip Mr. La Fore tins mude this season. Mr. nnd Mrs. A. 11. Townsend lenve today tor Strntlon, Nebraska, after a month's visit in the citv with Mrs. Nel lie Townsend. Their grand, laughter, Mildred Kaylor. nceom allied them. Why doesti't YnssHr college cull tbnt Califon.a mother of lit bullies iu lit yenr;j of nurried J i to to its new chuir i f tfnirlir I.ocd. will not make tough meats tender, but even ' die cheaper cuts are made appe fQi tizing try its use. iji1ii J ii T niilsa I n J ON PACIFIC COAST Portland Is One of Three Ports Selected In America Seattle Slighted While doing a world wide business the Mitsui & Co., Limited, a Japanese steamship company has selected but three ports in United States. New York, San Francisco and Portland, and Cor poration Commissioner Schulderman has issuod the company a permit to do business in this state. Mitsui & Co., have their principal office in-Tokio, Japan, and this is tho first Japanese Steamship company that has ever been granted permission to transact business in this state. The company proposes to engage in the business of selling merchandise, wholesale trade, transport business and tho production of timber and is cap italized at 10,000,000. Robert Tucker, of Portland, is the ageut for the com pany in this state. The corporation commissioner also is sued a permit for tho reduction of the capital stock of the Capital Lumber company of Salem from $40,000 to $20, 000. The reason given in the declara tion for the reduction in tie capital stock is that all of the aseets of the company have been sold except the real estate and the real property of the company has been leased. W. T. Grier is the secretary of the corporation which has its principal offices at 349 South 12th street in this city. The Central Oregon Plumbing com pany, of Bend, a $2500 corporation and Tho Bend Construction company, a $25,000 corporation, were given permis sion to transact business in this state. Tho Astoria Motor Boat club, a social organization was. also issued a permit by the corporation commissioner. E Has Had Supreme Control But Failed to Prove Himself a Strategist By J. W. T. Mason. (Written for.fie United Press.) Now York, Nov. 2. Lord Kitchen er's (lowers s minister of war aro be ing broken by tho organization of a new general staff in London which will control tho future direction of Great Britain's part in the wftr. Kitchener's control of the British army has been much more complete than tho kaiser's control of the Ger man forces. The kaiser is subordinate to the Gorman general staff while Kit chener has been virtually supreme. Criticism of the blunders by the British war office lately have been so emphatic that London is really against Kitchener. The government's decision to appoint a general staff with large powers has been as effective as it would have been if it had been accom panied by an open onslaught on Kitch ener himself. His failuro to develop a military genius was tho cause of the new general staff's appointment. Kitchener will be made to realize, by tiie new move, that autocracy must bo eliminated. John H. Carson May Now Practice Law In Oregon John H. Carson, the son of John A. (.'arson, is today celebrating his 21st birthday anil also his admission to practice law in this stato as a full fledged lawyer. Tho young man passed tho stato bar examination Inst spring and was entitled to practice law as far as the state Bur Association was con cerned but he still lacked a few months of being of nge. His papers were with held by the supremo court until he reached his majority and today they were sent to him. John A. Carson is a member of the firm of Carson & Brown and is one of the most prominent lawyers in this sec tion of the country nnd has built up a large practice through the honorable methods which have made him an en viable record in te legal profession in this country. Fdwin R. Coulter, a resi dent and attorney of Idaho was ad mitted to bar. lLoiu Bowlers Take Three From Rhghs The Loin team of tho City Bowling league defeated the Bligh theatre team three straight games last night. B. Day of the Lojus made tho highest score of the series, 2.1il and his average whs also highest at 208. The score follows: Loju. 1 2 Stutsman 193 ISA Pilkington 174 140 Hill 1M 138 Freeland 175 201 B. Dny 105 256 Totals 905 860 Team average 178. Bligh. 1 2 E. Price 180 1(17 K. Day ....;.,.128 1.1.1 MeKinney 155 147 Domngolla ,..1H9 141 U Price 163 159 Totals 814 747 Team average 159. 3 Av. 191 180! 158 Iflol 134 157 177 1H4 222 208 j 882 2t't!7 3 Av. 17S 174 119 127 " 137 153 810 180 159 10 820 2381 I T Secretary IHuviebj' Board still a-inventingf Inventing Seizing American Owned Ship In Coastwise Trade Is the Limit Washington, Nov. 2 Taking the first step toward a protest to England over British seizure of the American ships Llama and Hocking, Secretary of State Lansing today sent a note to Ambassa dor Page at London, directing him to get the British explanation of their seizure of the Hocking at Halifax. At the same time it was officially stated that the United States will pro test Englund's ship seizure policy. A report from Consul Young at Hali fax caused the demand for an explana tion. He Btated that the authorities there gave no official reason for the capture, but apparently questioned the ' good faith of the transfer of the Hock ing from Danish to American registry. The department announced it had not ! yet begun an inquiry as to the Hock- ing's prior ownership. Unofficial re-; ports said her New York owners pro tested they were nll Americans. Authorities held that tho loss of the Llama on the const of Scotland was due to the prize crew which boarded her. At the same time, they regarded as particularly aggravated the Hocking seizure, for she never was German own ed, was seized while plying in the const wise trade and then was taken into Halifax. Officials intimated ihnt the seizures have launched a new diplomatic contro versy with England over the latter '9 re fusal to recognize transfers of foreign vessels to American registry. As far as facts now show, the seiz ures were made 011 the basis that own ership questions rather than the flag should determine England's action; and on the assumption that Great Britain can capture American ships merely on suspicion. j YESTERDAY'S ELECTION The following is the result of yester day's election: First ward R. X. Hoover, 78, elect ed; F. B. Southwick, 57; scattering,' 18. I Second ward Frank S. Ward, 52, elected; scattering, 10. Third ward Otto Wilson, 47, elected; H. F. Melnturff, 23; scattering, 6. ; Fourth ward Charles Jones, 115, elected; J. F. Jones, 87. 1 Fifth ward C. M. Roberts, 124, nnd Levy McCracken, 07; nominated; George J. Wilbur, 39. Sixth ward James McClelland, 135, elected; T. J. Kress, 51. Seventh ward John F. White, 04, and N. D. Elliott, 00, nominated; Amos vass, zo; a. u tinrk, 13. t t GIRL HAD NERVE ' Los Angeles, Cal., Nov. 2. Nerve! That was tho verdict of tho doctors at the receiving hospital today in tho case of Miss Bobbio Barrett,- chorus girl, burned on both arms by the ex plosion of alcohol lump. The young woman slipped gloves over the burned arms and appeared in her net last night. After the show she had the burns dress ed. When cotton goea to 20 cents a pound wo shall make a trip down sout'a just to see how a unanimously happy com munity looks. May Abandon Attack On the Dardanelles (Continued from page cne.) The communication of the main Ser bian army with the south was declared to have been cut off. Germans Blockade Greece. I Lausanne, Switzerland, Nov. 2. Ger man submarines in the Mediterranean hnve been ordered to blocknde Greece, I according to Munich ndvices today. ' Such a blockade, it is assumed, would be the result of Greek failure to pre- R. emoval Sale! Yesterday was a record breaker for Canned Goods. Everything in the canned line on sale. No reserve. The saving to you is worth your investigation. YOUR SAVING FROM 15 TO 25 We Have Hundreds of Cases on Sale. Flour Sale White Spear Hard Wheat $1.25 SACK White Rose Hard Wheat $1.30 SACK Imperial Blue Stem $1.45 SACK Apple Sale Kings, fair quality 50c IlOX Spitzenbergs, good quality 75c BOX Baldwins, good quality 75c BOX Rice and Beans California Jap Rice 18 lbs. for $1.00 Siam Head Rice 18 lbs. for $1.00 Louisiana Head Rice 14 lbs. for $1.00 Large White Beans 16 lbs. for $1.00 Small White Beans 14 lbs. for $1.00 Pink Beans 18 lbs. for $1.00 Roth Grocery Co. Scratched 40 Years Used D. D. D., All Itching Gone t This Is the actual experience of Anna Croman. Santa Kosa, Cat., wltli the won derful D. D. D. Prescription, i D. D. D. Is the proven Kczoma Cure the mild wash Ihnt gives Instant relief In all forma of akin trouble. Cleanses the skin or all Impurities washes away blotches and pimples, leaving the skin as smooth and healthy us that of a child. Get a 60c bottle of this wonderful Enema Cur today and keep It in the bouse. . We know that D, D. O. Will do all that U clalmsd lor. It, J. C. Terry, 115 S. Commercial Street M-t-M-T-f New Wants Mean J Progress As we go forward our visions enlarge, our tastes advance, we have more wants to fill. The cave man, and tho Indian were content with primitive means of locomotion. Modern man nsks for an au tomobile. Tho luxuries of yes terday are the necessities of toiiay. Advertising lias followed ile siro and established markets where none existed. Advertising will be making products known a year from now that are unknown today. Just look through tho adver tising columns of this news paper and see the names of produetB sold to-day that were unknown ten years ago.' vent the allied troops from crossing Grecian territory to aid in tho Serbian operations. Fire on French. Berlin, via Tuckerton, Nov.2 Greeks have fired on French troops retreating from the Bulgarians in Serbia, accord ing to the Berlin Tageblatt. Italians Claim Victory. Vienna, Nov. 2 "After a fortnight's battle, we have won," said the war office today concerning the final result of the Italian offensive along the Ison- zo. The Italians lost Jiiti.tiuu miring the. last half of October, in their ef forts to gnin what twice before they had failed to get, said the statement. Attacks on the costal front were ro: ported ubsiding. Regarding the Russian front, the statement said that severe fighting had been resumed on the Strypa river, but that the Russians had been repulsed. Germans Advancing. Berlin, Nov. 2. Marking new pio gress in their movement of crushing the Seibians between the Teuton mili tary pincers, Anstro-Geriians have cap tured Chachak and Bojadejeff, 70 miles south of Belgrade today's war office statement said. At the same time, tiiey clamped their hold on the heights south of the arsenal town of Kmgujevatz. In Russia, too, tho Teutons advanced, Field Marshal Von Hin.lenbur.j, said the statement, continues to move on Riga from Tucknm, repulsing counter attacks designed to check him. Fight ing rnges from Svcntom to the sea. (Jen eipl Vou Linsingen has advanced west of Cznrtorysk, nnd Prince Leopold's Bavarians have recaptured Sieinikowee, taking prisoner 2,000 Russians. ' Berlin, Nov. 2. Continuing their southward drive iu Serbia, Austro-Ger-mans captured the Hacchn hills, crossed tho Vrnndnl river and captured heights south of Krngujevas. Of the western front situation, to day's official statement said French at tempts to recapture liutte Do Tainiro failed. 3 Ga!ey o' Fun!; FOASTFUL ANCESTORS. When you at a father bcoII 1 For bragging on his baby, Fust you start a grandpa off You'll live to tell it may be! STARTED EARLY. His Friend f-Didn't er fust cigar iv.iike yer nick? lie-I dunno. I was too young to rtv.ler. TIRED OF IT. After some ages had clapt-ed, do veloping r.ll Korls of problems, women kind approached the Cods with a largo package of something or oilier. "What have you there?" demanded lie Cods sharply, for they suf-pecteil i h ick. "It in tho sum of genius which our "mancipation l.as enabled us to devel op!" replied womenkind. "And what, pray, do you wish to do fith It?" "We wish to trade it oil for real :harm!" "Hum! Of course you can't expect :j get much real charm In exchange tor even so large a quantity of gen ius." "Oh, no! We shall be satisfied with 1 very little real charm. In fact, wo ire so disgusted with genius and Ha w retched fruits that we nball probably have no more of It in the future, any way!'.' Here womenkind gave their pack nge s vicious little kick to Indical.o 'heir disappointment and chagrin. THE NEW ALADDINISM. . "New lumps for old!" the Wizard cried ; And who should hear hut Aladdlu'B bride. . , ' 'i 'How nice," she thought, so the story goes, 'We have one old enough, goodness knows! ' -i 'That lamp of Aladdin's Is bent ami mean, , Rusty and dirty, unfit to be seen. Ml "I 'I'll swop II," she cried, "while hub by's not here, I'll ne'er have another such chanco, that's clear!" So she traded the old lamp for a lamp brand-new And sad Is the sequel sad but true. I 1 The lamp she got, though showy ami bright, IVasn't worth two shucks as a mei'lo light. The lamp she traded, so mean and old, Was worth, as you know, Its weight In gold. ' And Aladdin, poor cuss, had an awful search bciore lie landed It back on its perch. "New Isms for old!" Is the cry today;' Hut before they carry your old away; Remember the lamps that's all I sayl i I THAT MADE A DIFFERENCE. "4 Dick He married, did he? Well,' !Bome fellow don't know when they're j v eil off, Jack-Well, In this case he knew, ; ine gin was well off. INCULCATING MORALl Mr. Johnson I'll teach de younR varmint to lie I lle said 'a fish got away from him In de mlllpond todBy, dat was u big as de fish dat got away flAtn m. ., i . ' ....... uvwu imr, iui ween. i Mr. Jarliann urni tt .... . --. - " y i oy uui i uo trufol , Mr. Johnson Nonsense? Par ain't' no sech Hie Ash at dat In dat mill pond, an' dar ueyah wuil