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About Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1903-1919 | View Entire Issue (May 26, 1905)
PECULIAR WAYS OF JOAQUIN The Poet Appeared In High Rubber Boots at a Lecture Jonquln Miller, poet of the Sierras, and other things too numerous to men tion, lias Btnrtled Stanford University with an innovation in the etiquette of introduction, Bays' tho Berkoloy Ga zette. According to tho rugged singer of field of forest tho proper method of meeting n miss is to fix her with a basi lisk eye, dart violently forward, aiezo her firmly by hor lllly whlto hand and kiss hor passionately in tho open palm thereof. Tho osculatory introduction will hardly becomo popular at Stan ford. Tho first demonstration in this now socinl convontion took placo nt a ro- cont meeting of tho Stanford English Club nt which Joaquin Miller was tho guest of honor and tho honored guest. Ho had been enlightening tho fair co eds, who gather to woo tho muso, with some of tho finer points of "Education in China " but tho assembled guests damsels found tho picturesque pioneer much mora interesting than tho Orien tal ndmlnUtration of tho throo It's." Tho forty minutes of "Education in China" was doccntly buriod with po- jlito npplauso nnd a twitter of anticipa tion followed at tho possibility of meet ing ono so far romoved from earthly .thoughts and so wrapped about with tho flro of inspiration. Madame Vice- 'rosldont approached tho poot, nnd in llior wnko wns a bovy of Stanford's nircst flatterers of literary lions. In troduction wero requested. Tho poet's bonovolont faco lighted .with tho Approval of beauty in all its manifestations. Tho first blushing nnd bashful victim was led forward and sho heard her own modest namo coupled with his who had mado a continent echo with his musical numbers. Joaquin Miller smiled kindly and then to tho undlnguisod amazement of tho cntlro assemblage, tho whlto-bcnrd- cd author1 bent over and kissed tho girl's whlto palm. Sho flushed and backed nway while her companion beat a prcclpitato re treat to safo quarters. Through the omalndor of tho cvonlng personal in troductions to tho poet wero somowhnt at n discount and thcro wero few. who dnrod his loonlno presence Tho oscu latory introduction will probably re main uniquo In collego society until omo of tho moro brilliant minds iiv cnt somo proper guard and countor. gentle blto might prove effective. All this happened nt tho Kappa Al- ilia Thcta houso, which Is ono of the ost select of tho sororities, but It as by no means nil that happened. ho llterateur of Piedmont coused a social upheaval in soveral directions. Ho camo to tho reception ciau in klgh rubber boots, n soft shirt and his poetic hair. Incidentally ho wore a 'dress suit, but dress suits oro so corn to .. . .. . .1 it. .11.. In.t In rnon tnnt mis wu mcureiisiiMj .., ... So consternation cnusod by tho high op boots. Scarcely had tlio poet arnvou uoioru "fib distracted young ladies who wero Resent to worship at the poet's shrine, wero doeply agttateu 10 loarn mm t tho nootte attributes of tueiri guest. was nn extreme aversion to tho use of ts.Ha and fork. Tho elaborate menu was abandoned and tho difficulty solved & serving merely coffee and wafers. bo lecturo began and for tho next rty minutes all waa sorene. Tho now- phrases and eloquent penous uii on tho nrcsent condition of "Edu- tlon in China" reeled on undisturbed tho airitoted member of the cm- e-soeklnff society began to believo at entertaining real poets, even those o woro boots and refused tho ser- e of knives nnd forks, might be ac- Stnplisbed if tact were used. prs; s est- - ! a Into tho poet '8 introductory meiu-, trouueory - Ks thore wero still a lew wno ", . . ... m -i .iA,f is presence. Ono or tue mo j-rum.-, ... 1 ..-1. to 7 towards' Rent of tho guests saun ae "poet's corner." "I know you well through your Rorks, Mr. Miller," sho remarked as owner. 1 "Woman," replied tho poet, "those bo Ho will go to hell." Tho ensuing silence was almost iouu, nd conversation dragged. o A Disastrous Calamity. wbon sT It is a disastrous calamity, wnon rou lose your health, because InJiges-l lion and constipation bava sappea away. Prompt relief can bo baa in wr. lae'B New Lifo Pills. They bulla up four digestive organs and cure bead- Iche, dizziness, eolle, constipation, etc luaranteed at J. O. Perry's drug store rS1 & if M W g O WANTED JUST AS WRITTEN Editor Printed the Wedding Notice the Way the Man Wrote It Tho Emporia (Kan.) Gazctto Bays: You have nover heard of John Lill. Ho is a meek and lowly country editor nt Macksvlllo, Knnsas. Last week ho wrote up a woddlng in tho community for his paper tho Macksvlllo Enter prUc. Ho did his best, but tho bride's family was dissatisfied becauso John didn't spread it on. Tho father of thq brldo enmo to tho offlco of tho Enter prise and said that John Llll didn't know how to wrlto up a wedding. Tho father brought in n notlco which ho said would bo aatlsfnctory. Ho said, howovcr, he wished it to run "just ns It was written." Every editor In this country has theso requests, and com plies with them by politely correcting tho errors of grammcr and spelling and construction and bad tasto, until tho articlo handed In is fairly present able. But John Llll who should havo a Carncglo hero medal lot tho nrtlclo left by tho brldo 's father run "just ns It was written," and here Is tho way it appeared: "March 1st, 1005 "Married at tho homo of tho Brides parents, South East of Macksvlllo Mr. W. Parks Tuckor & Miss Ruth Green wood, by Rev. Gcbhnrt with heartfelt solemnity by all present. "Tho guests who attended woro Mr. & Mrs. Qrccnwood giving a Minnsota Sewing Machino, Mr. Tuckor silver sugar bowl with spoonholder attnehed Mrs. Tucker silver knives & forks Miss Tucker whlto bod sprend, Mr. Scott Tucker allvor ten spoons, Undo F. Sni der silver tablespoons. "Brothers of tho brldo presents not nrrived. "Mr. and Mrs. Tuttlo beautiful wa ter sot, Mr. and Mrs. Vnnco whlto dam ask tablo cloth, Mr. Guy Vanco glass cako stand, Miss 8usio Vanco glass dish, Mr. nnd Mrs. Perry Campbell n glass fruit set and to mnko tho pres ents moro pleasing tho glasswaro all matches. "Dr. W. h. Prultt of St. Louis, carv ing set. "Also a number of presents from relative that were unable to bo here as well as tho book entitled Bridal Qrcotings by Dnnlol Wise, D. D., from Rev. Gobhnrt. "To mako things moro amusing just as a number of 18 or 20 drawn In a wngon by four horses dulng their best at pulling their jovial crowd to near tho spot destined to bo battered ami hammored being united with serlthcs nnd shrieks from a feminine discord, and within sight though it was dork, as thoy were looming over a small ridgo n gun wns fired which startled tho stoalthy merrymakers, until thoy cried out, ho; somo ono take care or me, etc, etc." Newspaper men all over tho country aro with John Lill. If ho is damaged by tho angry relatives of tho happy pair, it should cost hlra nothing for repairs. Tho prorosiion suoum wuu bv him. Every odltor in this broad land has promised himself that some time he would do what John i.ui nas LADIES A word to tho wise Is sufficient. If you aro weak and delicate or In need of e, tonle for your various organs try Hoatetter' 8tomach Bitters.. Thou sands of women all over tho world ae knowledge it to be tho best woman's - : r j-n.- ," - ' . .. anno. Dizziness, ..."v ----- Nnrviuia iiwwuhwmvi - ' - - ", , .-,... costive- TMinunir zidous. uiww.v. . .. ... ' ..i nr Kidney Indlgtion, IWP or Kidney Troubles. HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS To tie Cotmtry People When in town tako your meals at the Star Restaurant, 339 Court Street, ad joining Wade's hardware store. Meals at all hours, 15 centsi Phone 301 ite U. J. LEHMAN Baah and doors. All kind of house finishing. 'Phono 131 black. Also two . nf warehouse for rent: elerator nn " "" PAIt,Y OAggfAI. JOTJBKA 8AX3DJ, "1" i ililiSMMwsM.ijiiniitiiVi7iMs7l oxirsaparilla. Mends m a jmwwssjru sna"crcd nerves. Givcsahcalthy cd t Pale cheeks. Puts good flesh on thln chl,drcn. Takes off pimpics, rashes. Ask vour doc tor to tell vou ahntif tf. f-.?!.4r"0?-- done, and ovcry editor 1ms been afraid to do it when tho chnnce came. Oynma may bo great In his line, but whllo tho editors of America nro devoting big black, burly typo to Oynma, let thorn not forget bravo John Llll, who nctu ally did what wo havo nil threatened to do ro many times. ' STRAIN TOO GREAT. Hundreds of Salem Eoadors rind It So. Tho hustle nnd worry of business men, Tho hard work nnd stooping of work men, Tho woman's household enros, Aro too great n strain on tho kidneys. Backache, headache, sldoachc, Kidney troubles, urinary troubles fol low, A Salem cltizon tells you how to cure them nil. Jacob E. McCoy, brldgo builder nnd contractor, residing on Capitol street, second houso boyond Mill creek, says: up to flvo or six years ago. Along about that timo my kldnoys com menced to bother mo. Thcro was not so much bnckacho, but tho irlnclpal symptoms wero in connection with tho kidney secretions. A strain or over exertion very ofton caused hemorr hages of tho kidneys. I cannot say that it was so painful, but it was very annoying. I used various remedies, and whllo somo gavo rollof, others wore worthless. In somo way Doa'n's KJdnoy Pills wero brought to my no tice, and when up town I dropped into Dr. Stono'e Drug Storo and procured a box, taking them ns directed. A fow doses gav very canvincing proof that thoy wero going to tho right spot, and though I enn't say they havo curod me as I may novor bo curod, I can state that they gavo mo wonderful rollof. I havo a high opinion of Doan's Kid ney's Pills and, cheerfully rccommond thorn." For salo by all dealers. Price CO cents. Fostcr.Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, solo agonU for tho United States. Romembor tho name Doan's and take no other. Tho Roseburg district fair will b hold September. 12 to 10. X-RAYS Appreciation furnishes a fulcrum for tho lever of our best endeavors. Religion Is a corporation whoso stock is free and dividends sure. Tho man with n mission generally needs a Httlo money to help It along. That man has claspod tho hand of misery who has dUcovcrcd ho baa a liver. Despito how others may struggle to got along, tho eounterfelter manages to mako monoy, Somo peoplo marry for influence, some for love but tho minister mar rlvs for monoy. 0 Deafness Cannot Be Cured Br loeal applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portions of th ear. Then is onlr oas way to cur deafness, and that is by sonstitutional remedies. Deafness is eauted by an Inflamed ton dltlon of tbs mitsout lining of ths Eus tachian .Tubs. Wkea this tub is in flamed you bare a rumbling sound r Imnerfeet hearincr. and when it is en tirely closed, deafness Is th result, and unlets th inflammation can be taken out and this tub restored to its normal condition, bearing will b destroyed for ever; nine eases out of ten ar caused hr Catarrh, which is nothing but aa inflamed condition of the mucous sur faces. Wo will cire Ono Hundred Dollars for any case of deafness (caused by Ca tarrh) that eannot be eared by Hall 1 Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars tie. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, 75e. Take Hall's Family Pills for Consti pation. r TUr. ( annui satisfaction in know- .L.t .. miii wha invented the tag i" " - dun. remains unwept, unbonored and unsung. "I Thank the Lordl" Cried Hannah Plant, of Little Rock, Ark., for the relief I got from Bueklen's Arnica Salve. It cured my fearful run- -i,,,, ns. which nothing else would beal, and from which I bad suffered ( five years." It is a marvelous bealer. Guaranteed at J. C. Perry ' drug store j Ue. OMflON, FRIDAY, MAT 26, 1805. Whllo hunting wolves, Mr. Wright, of near Fuldn, in western Klickitat county, fell from a log, his gun striking in 'bupIi a manner that tho chargo of shot entered the old man's groin, nnd ho. died within n few minutes. DcnrGus: I have solved tho mother- in-lnw prohlem.just giro her regularly Holllstcr's Rocky Mountain Ten. It will mako her hoalthy, ..happy and do cile ns a lamb. 35 cents, Tea or Tab lets. Stono's Drug Store. We Ate Pepaed to Save Yot Money It will pay plnno purchasers to learn our prices bofore making their decision. Wo carry tho grentost varloty of instru ments and do tho largest business of any concern on the coast. Largo Bales and many of thom at small profit is our policy nnd what mnkes tho saving to you. Moderato terms of paymont, ev en on the most costly styles of high est grade pianos, full guarantees and money back (n avory instance where every claim we make is not fully veri fied by the instrument. Pisnola demonstrations upon roquest.' Come in and see us. Chlckerlng, Wober, Hobart M. Cable, Story & Clark, Schumann, Jacob Doll and other makes hero now for your in spection. EILERS PIANO HOUSE Room 7 McCormlck BIk. A. L. LOVELACE, Mgr. eeHnio)MT TUB AIUUVAX. OF SPRING, primitive method in tho uso of in prlmative metliods in tho uso of in ferior flour. The Salem mills flour Is the best now made, and bettor than any that ever was made. It contains all tho nutritions qualities that can be got out of the very best whoat, and Is sweetest and best flavored of all cereal food products. SALEM rLOUUINO MILLS. You should practice economy .in buy ing groceries, beeause every penny you sav on your purchase is a penny earned. Th way to save the largest percen tage on vtty dollar, I to buy at our tor. We always offer full value for your money. Baker, Lawrence & Baker Succeeson to nsrritt It Lawrence. Huic Wing Sang Co China and Japanese Fancy Goods, Mat tings and Dry Goods, Silks, Em broidery Laces. Make up new line GenU' and Ladles' Furnishing Goods, Suits, Wrapper, Skirts, White Under wear. Sale cheap. Court street, Salem, Oregon. 'Phone Black 2155. 4-H M 1 1 1 It 111 I'M H--H 1 :: Ice Cte&m 11 Vt pint in paper pall ......10a ; I 1 pint in paper pail 18e ) ) 1 quart in paper pail ...... 25o , A gallon in paper pall . ,..60c , , At ; Zinn's lllPflr OvS'' 4 ! PERTINENT POINTS FOR ADVERTISERS By the Journal Ad Man. Zft3laasWHAKaBftaftlBABAMMABetltlAeMsUltAMHI Tho peoplo who do not llvo in this city nnd yet who "do somo of their shopping hero," aro important to those of our merchants who seok wider mar kets. Theso people rend this newlpa por, for they nro "interested in this city," In Its news, in its stores. Any part of your advertising appro priation which is spent to reach "peo plo who do not rend newspapers" is wasted. Peoplo who do not rend news papers do not read advertising nt nil. Most of them cannot read. Merchants who expect mid-summer "dull days" as n matter df course, ns inevitable, nro pretty euro to got what they ozpoct. And merchnnts who ex pect, through Increased advertising ex penditures, to enjoy busy days all sum mer nrt, nlso, pretty euro to "got what they expect." It's tho universal law. A small nnd spiritless store-advertisement, in dnys llko these, will lull your cash registers to sleep. And a cash rcglstor, llko n man, should sloop only at night. Use EPPLEY'S PERFECTION BAKING POWDER It is the Best Ask Your Grocer for It fifiif mif iainiit idumtmi tm I f-r liWW'fWm' leetJJsjtsjjtsiiajtifcejsjJta(ej Ae L F R A S E R Successors to Burroughs k Fraser. Plumbing, Tinning and Roofing Cornice Work, mating nnd Building Work of all kinds; estimate made and work guaranteed. 307 BtaU Street, Salem. Phono 1511. ' wSCJT" ?" fy. A timid man makes n dollar his pri onerj n courageous man makes it hi servant. Evory dollar spont In news paper advertising Is sent upon a fruit ful errand and it comes back bringing; other dollars with it. "Ho that deslrcth riches musk stretch tho string that will not rcnchj.' nnd tho merchant who sects prosperity must often ndvortlso n, Ht tlo moro than ho can "afford." Tho "Httlo morchnnt" who spend ns much each month for nowephper ad vertising ns bo sponds for rent will find his expenditures for both of theso items of oxpenso increasing amnzlngly. "Wo don't LEAP to tho top of m lnddor Wo climb." And wo dout build a big storo nt a time. And to. "stop advertising now nnd then" to t tear down n pnrt of tho building. Tho wiso ndvortiser of a storo no lon ger writes wholly for women, but for their husbands ns well. Men, nowa days, not only "rend tho nds" but they "shop" in their own quick andt blunt ways. THERE'S NO FOOL LIKE AN Old) FOOL But tho young ono that pays out hi good monoy for dry, tough and Infetlc meats when he eau get prime, juiey tm9 tonder steaks, chops and fllots for th snnio priee right here at all times. Ovr meats are cut from the best fed and! fattest cattle, and is always satisfactory E. C: CROSS State Btroot Market. Phone 201, THE PICK OP THE FOREST Hae been taken to supply the stock of lumber in our yard. Oar tock i J complete with nil klndi of lumber.- Just received a car load of No, l! ! shingles, also a car of fine ohak. J We are able to Oil any and all kind' of bill. Come and let as show yon our stock. Yard and office aear 0, P. pastem er T depot. Phon Main (SI, QOODALE UUMBER CCS 4 SHOD STYLE, SHOB SATISFACTION, SHOE SAVINd In wear, worry and cost all find good showing in our shoo salesrooms. There' a certainty about out footwear that an- V pools to people who don't want to wear a pair of shoes a month or two to prove 'em, Our guarantee goes a long way with folk who have known n many year. You'll share their satisfaction once you've tried pur shoe and pur merchandising method. JACOB VOGT V It 'and twitching facilities. 5c