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Newspaper Page Textr ' m r HM u t- 'l 01 - JOT IS I 0 SAYS his mother. It is hard to keep Jjj such boys in clothesor rather inside of clothes. We have had some suits built to hold that "Buster" of yours and if you will bring him here for his X X X Fall and Winter Suits We will eive vou garments that will stand all the racket he can give them. You will find our prices reasonable and ir you will allow us to show you our new styles we are sure vou will count your time well spent. v X A XX ii . riiiin' amusing. ha, hal" "Funny, la It? Oh I Owl Ouch! It won't bo so tunny when I got my hands on you." "Got yodr hnnils on mo? That's n agoodonel Ha, ha, hnl By Hanna, that Is a good ono. You got your hand on mo. Ha, ha, 1ml I In, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha I "Well, why not? Owl Oh, ouch I Oil, ow! Wow I And I will, too, this fall." "Oh, no, xou won't. Ha, ha. hal Your excess of unreasoning cnthtiiiasm won't let you. Ha, ha, ha! lln, lin, ha." "Ouch I Oh. ouch! Ow-w-wl You see Ha, ha, hn I Ha, ho, hal Ha, 1 and never pulldown-the-flag'n your ear, and you'll tako off your coat to holp elect my party of patriotism, pros perity and pelf. You get your hands on me? Ity Mac, that Is a good one. Ha, ha, hal Ha, ha, hal Ha, ha, ha!" Alex lllckelts, In I.lfo, of New York. ft . The Albany Democrat has a now de partment of a humorous naturo railed grafts. Hero aro pome: A hard habit is the coat ono owes for. Some boys will never bo smart until thrashed. I'altit is easily removed kissing a woman's chrck. There is no place like some liomcp, hence some men don't get homo until G, W, Johnson & Company, The Peoples Olothtcrs and Furnishers. !f T .l. I.I . . .1 . . iiiuoiii uiasi you lor mis " i "Phew I Why If you Intend anything '"ornlng. like that, I'll just holler patriotism and It takes women too long to find their glorious destiny and duty to humanity pm-kotM to over go Into politics. 4 'Good Coanset Has No Price." Wise advice Is the result of expend c. The hundreds of ihousAnds nv'io hive used Hood's Sarsapania, America s ! Greatest Medicine, cjunsel those ":u would purify and enrich the bleed to avail themselves of its virtues. He is wise who profits by in oooJ advice. y&Ctfo ScMapaA oreoon mm Fair SALEM, OREGON, SEPTEMBER 17 TO 22, 1900. THE DAILY JOURNAL BY HOFER BROTHERS, .-(THURSDAY, 8HPT. 13, 1000. Dully Ono Yoar. 3.00 In Advnnoo Dally Four Month t 91. In Advnnoo Wookly Ono Year 31. OO In Advnnoo ON THE BEACH. Goo. Dennett In KoMburg Itoiloir. O, tro'love to stroll, Where llio billows roll. On a cheerful and cloudless day; And roam o'er tho strands, With their jeweled sands, And to watch tho wild waves at play. Tho wator it raves, In tho sounding caves, In tho gloomy anil dark defllu. Hushing and dashing, Seething and splashing. Through tho echoing somuro aisles. Sitting on a rosck, Beyond tho chock Of tho in-coming angry wave, Wo think of this hfo- Itq sorrows and strife, And tho life that's beyond tho grave 'A DISEASE THAT. IS NO LONGER FASHION ABLE. Tho election of olllcors for tho United f States Hay Fever association, at Botli lohom, N. H., carries with It tho infer enco that (ho society is in a flourishing condition. Ihero is,apparent!y,uo dim inutlon in its membership, but. on tho other hand, a steady increase, since no body over dies of hay fovor,and tho dls order is constantly attracting new volar. Io. In considering tho numerical stroiiKth of tho hay fever contingent, it must bo lomcmbcrcd tliat there aro hundreds and oven thousands of devotees of this ailment who have never stood up to ho tnuntod and who hnvu not been uhlo to join tho annual oxodun ot their fellow sufferers to those localities where men and women may enjoy Immunity from nasal irritation. It must bo admitted that tho novelty ot tho diteaso lino large ly passed away and that it has taken a placo witli such commonplace nllllctious as ague and rheumatism and indigestion. Its former exclusive character gavo it a prestige among fashionable peoplu which it no longer enjoys, and this element bus , been driven to ombraco appondltictis as a protection against contact witli tho hot point. Tho expansion of hay fever is In per feet harmony with tho American Idea. The genius of our Institutions Is against .'monopolies. There is nothing that re jualns rare in this noun try for any con siderable period o( time. Tho whole ten dency of our civilization is to bring with In maohof all tho people thosu things which at llrst aro uttahmblu only by a cIionoii few. Tho history of hay fever which, only a few years ago, was rcn'ly an nrlstocratlo disease, but which is now prevalent among all classes and condi tions of man, ought to ijulet tho fears and subdue tho forebodings of tlioso fear ful prophets who preach about tho on slavomoutof tho people by a sinister and despotic oligarchy. Finns spells Arc peculiar to women. Men rarely faint. Many women are liable to what they term "fainting spells," and this liability is always most marked at the monthly jerixl. ThU alone is sufficient to connect the "fainting spell" with a iieruugcu or uiscaseu condition of the womanly organs. The uao of Doctor Pierce's Paxorite Proscription cures irregularity, hculs Inflammation and ulceration, and Mops the drains which weaken the liody. It builds up thu nrv ous fcystcm, Increase the vital powers, and so remove the com mon oauao of faint ncss in women. Thore is no ulcoliol in "1'avorlte Pre scription ;n neither does it contain opium, cocaine, nor auy other narcotic. " It glvr tne much .plctuurc," writes Mini Jills, 64 rp, ul limn, tp n. OuU'ord C) He to thank I)r llvrcc for the urriit t-ood rccclvrU ftuni the use of his raronic i-ractiimon and 'Ooldcn Medical Disoovtrv.' I luil suf. feted for three veara or tuore At mouthlv tirriodi. ".. .....-. -: "7 "v. ----, j wouiu uie vruu rain in my imck una stoituc oa vltA. w if h k It M-tmtlss thou I could not, stand oa my feet without (tinting. hid given ujiall hmx oUrcr being cured, hra one of toy fi lends Insisted uiou my trying Dr. tierce's Favorite I'rfscHptlon. With but llltfe faith I tiled It. and before I had taken half a bottle I felt Utter, had better appetite and' alcot belter. Now t have Liken two Lotties of .' 1'avorlte Prescription' and one of 'Golden Medical Discovery,' and am happy to say I am CU1UT17 iium, vui at, nunc iu twu luuuw The Dest Prescrlctlon for Malaria. Chills and fi-ter la a bottle nf Orovo'a TahIpIpu unii Tonic. It is simply iron and nomine In a taslelcra form. No euro uo pay, l'tlco toe, 6-10 Gm-cod JOURNAL X-RAYS Clean up tho city during tho Stalo Fair. A A A Tho Orogona vocales an appeoprl atlon for tho Buffalo pan-Amoricnn ex position. KToxatis want Immunity from cy clones and starvation let them romo to Western Oregon. nay, uiu you rcaii tho way congroi b fixed tho beach miners at Capo Nome Published in this paper only. Wisdom, tho Portland secretary of tho statu fair, seems to lo tho right man to tako it out of its old ruts. It is evident fedoral appointments in which Oregon Is Interested aro being held up until tho senatorial contest Is decided, Portland seems to ho genormiBly and loyally supporting tho Stato Fair. Tha city cat.'t livo without tho rest of tho statu. County Judge Bcott and commis sioners Needlmin and Miloy drove to tho south part of thu county in a two seated carriage today, ft 6 Mcllrldu raunot again pretend hn Is Btipiwrtlug Dolph. Hu has got toc'imu out Into tho open and tako tho sei. atorshlp right off thu bargain counter. Hut hois a good hand at a bargain. ft An Iiilluoullal man in tho party- one who refuses tnvoto the party ticket until ho has Ihcii promised something substantial In tho way of patronage. ft ft The king can tlo no wrong. Tho lie- publican party ditto. Hut if you ran swallow what they did to tho Ntnmi miners your Btomiwh is hardly hu man. ft ft ft If, In a school, It) years hence, it shall bo asked; "What celebrity litcd iu Canton?" and a boy answers "McK in- Icy," ami ui.other boy, '"Li Hung Chang," which of tho Iniys will Im ' marked perfect? ft ft ft 1 1 is amusing funny enough to ninke a a hitching post Binilo the columns of political paragraphs and editorials pub lished by Hepuhllcan papers all sent out from lliinna's brain factory Iu tho Kast. ft. ft. ft Olio of thu moH successful Salem business men was never known ti en courage any entorprino or glvo iiuyoi.ii so much as a single penny on any bar gain or occasion. Ho is uuiitiittlly ad mired and beloved Nit. ft ft ft Come, now, honestly; tell tho truth unco on your honor as a man and a lie publican ; you do not believo any of tho Trusts or Trust Managers will oppose tho election of MoKlnlo) ? Trusts mushbo a good thing although your platform loos not hi di'cloro. ft ft ft "Pait of Congressional Keoonl Krvo." This legend is printed on postal cards nearly a foot long aril under a con gressman's frank Uopubllcan i-amraign matter Is sent iu bundles thiough tho mail at public expense. ft ft ft A Sure Thluc. Tho Consumer Owl Ow! Ouch I The Trust Ha, hn, ha! A TRUE AMERICAN POLICY OF EXPANSION AS ADVOCATED BY ONE OP THE FOUNDERS OF THE OLD REPUBLICAN PARTY Courageous Utterances of Hon Henry W. Corbett, Demanding Justice For Our Island Population Words of Wisdom from an Old Hccubllcsn Statesman. "Tho time will soon arrlvo when wo must determino on u distinctive policy lor these nowlv pcouired postessions, and in determining that policy WK MUST nr. jum, j-.iiUiTAlii.l-; A .Ml J-Allt, ns between tho United Slates and Iheio island possessions, which SHOULD II K UNIFORM with that of KVK11Y O HI Kit Th HIT OK I A I. POSSESSION acquired or held by tho United Stales. IF WK EXPF.CT PFAOK AND PKOSPKUITV with ihem, WK MUST UK JUST. IF WK I.KVY TAXKS iin those people, NOT l.KVIKD UPON OT1IKH SI'ATKS AND TKUIUTOltlKS belonging to tho United Stutes, WK MUbT KXPKOT THKM TO ItKIIKI. AGAINST SUCH TAXKS. Tho sooner just and iqulUthle laws aro enacted and executed the sooner wu will inspire thosu new possessions with eonlldenco In our integrity, tliut wo Intend to ileal justly and equitably with them,UH with nil other portions of tlm eonntry over which our Hag floats. TIIKSK PKOPI.K AltK SUF1TCIKNTI.Y INI KI.I.KJKNT TO KNOW AND JUDOE whether they aro dealt wllh with tho suiiiir even-handed jnslieo us all other por lions o! tho country, mid TDK SOON Kit TI1KY KNOW THAI' WK AltK DOINO THIS. TIIK KOONKIl TIIKY WILL UK WILLING '10 LAY DOWN TIIKIH AltM.S. Whenlthey mo allowed A HKIHK8K1N i'ATIN'K IN CONGItESS TO PLEAD THKIH CASK, even without a vole, as olbor territories aro allowed, they will enlighten Ihoir community of tho justice mid equity witli which their representative and their Internets aro t rutted at thu national capital. In tho practical solution of this question, it must bo dono in u statetmaiiilke. just ami equltablu manner, making tho loud equally light for all to bear. "II. W. COHIJKTT." Thu abovu char and powerful plea for justice to the peoplu of tho islands that wore acquired ns a result of war with Spain is from Hon. II. W. Corbett, of Portland, a staunch Republican and onu of die founders of thu party. IIu declares, over his signaturu, against any tariff taxes upon Porto Kite, Cuba or tho Philippines. IIu declares that If wo linHeo such unjust tuxes wo "MUST KXPKOT Til KM '10 HKIIKL AGAINST SUCH TAXES." Ho declares that the Filipinos kuow that they aru treated unjustly, and Unit tho sooner our country declares a policy of justlro loward them "TIIK MIONKR TIIKY WILL UK WILLING TO LAY DOWN THKIK ARMS." Lastly, Mr. Corbett declines that thu Filipinos am not only justified in rebelling at unjust tarirf laws, but that thuy iiru KNTllT.KD TO A TKRRI TORIAL FORM OF GOYKRNMKNT AND "A RKPRKSKNTATIVK IN CON GRESS TO PLEAD TIIKIIt CASK." It will bo in ordur for Republican organs to call Mr. Corbett a sympathizer with rebels and an abettor of rebellion, and with Hryau responsible for every drop of blood shed lu thu Philippines. Mr. Corbett sayi. iu to many words that rebellion on thu part of tho island imputations Is Justlllablo If wo levy tariff tuxes on them not luvied on our people. Tho sugar trust, thu tobacco trust, thu Julo trust will not agree with Mr. Cor bett. Thu trusts do not want the f3lK),000,000 of products Imported annually from thoM) islands to eomo to our country free of duty. It would ho fatal to thu trusts and benefit thu consumer. Henutor Hoar, of Massachusetts, said uxactly wliat Mr. Corbett says, until Hoar was switched off by party pressure-. Hoar told tho truth and Corbett tells tho truth, when hu declares that wu cannot havo one policy for one part of thu peo ple and an entirely different policy for the islands that havu eomo under thu ilmr It will Ihj recalled that Mr. Corbett upheld Senator Simon in voting against tho Porto Rice tariff bill, which MoKlnley at first declared was hi violation of our plain duty to glvu our country freocoinmiiiciul l.itorcourso with its own posses sions, hut afterwardH signed the bill. Simon nUo said that hill miKht cost tho Re publicans the next election, It Ih not to bo wondered ut that (lie administration Republicans at Portland .l..f....l...l .1... l.. 1 I. It ,..!. .. f m-ii-mmi i.iu ii-Kiiiiii m-Miuiii-iiu iii'mii ior senators anil representatives, an it was understood that ticket was friendly to Mr. Corbett (or United States senator. If Cornell wero senator trom Oregon there would Iw two otus in favor of a mlcy of jiiBtlti) toward our Island potsesdons and thu American eoph. Cms Words Kill it Illril. A bird which receives a scolding In mndc oh miserable and unhappy there by as n child would be. To Illustrate this Our Dumb Animals tells the fol lowing stery: A .Massachusetts woman had n few years ngo a beautiful canary bird which she dearly loved and to which she had never spoken un unkind word In her life. Oue day tho church organist was away, nutl she stopped after church to play thu organ for tho Stindny school. In consequence of this tho dinner hud to be put oil an hour, nnd when she gut homo her good husband was very an gry, and ho spoko to her unkindly. Tho tilings wero put on, nnd they sat down In sllenco nt the table, and pres ently thu blul began to chirp tit Ivr us It always hud to attract her attention. To sliitmo her husband for having spo ken so she turned to the bird and for the first time In her life spoko to It lu it most violent nnd angry tone. In Ich.s than five minutes there was n Mutter ing lu the cage. She sprung to the cage. Tin? bird was dead. Mrs. Hendricks, the wife of tho lato vlco president of tho United States, said that she once killed n mocking bird in the snmo way. It annoyed her by loud Hinging. To stop it she spoko In a violent tone mid pretended to throw something nt It, nud within five minutes It was dead. Bigger and Better Than Ever Before Grounds Greatly lmr.rocd. llullJIngs HcMlrcd and Renovated. All Slock llultflnts Thoroughly Disinfected Uverythlnt In nrstclass ConJItlon tor the Larfcst and nest ' . Live Stock Show and Agricultural Exposition Ever Held on the Coast Good Haclnj Every Afternoon Music and run nt rtltlu. $20,000 KE5 $20,000 Auction sale ol Mm) slock will be made a leading fentuie. All livo stock and other exhibits hauled free oxer tho Southern Piteille raihoii.l. Reduced passenger ritlus on nil railroads. For pieminin list and other information, address r,r:A..,iT i.wl,;r?Si3iS " rrom Io W. H. WEHRUNG, Pres., Hillsboro, Oregon. M. D. WISDOM, Sec, Portland, Oregon. 1,'u n ii turn I HUtnry. Tho Bottle of Hair Tonic xviih Iu ii self congratulatory mood. "Well," It boasted, "I think I can tell 'hair rnls Ing' ghost stories If nny one ciui." Tho coy Pencil xvns very nugry us xvell ns "stirred up" xvheti the house keeper ladled her Into tho preserve Jar. "Nox xvouldn't that Jar you!" sho ex claimed, rather slangy. Tho Fulsu Tooth spoko with Icy hauteur: "1 belong to the 'upper set.' " "Possibly," retorted tho bobtalled Kite Incisively, "but let It bo distinctly un derstood that I myself move lu tho highest circles." Thu erncked piece of psitedo antique China spoke frankly: "Of course I'm not xvhnt I'm 'cracked up' to bo" Then her femininity asserted Itself, and she finished coyly, "Hut I'm not nearly us old iih I look." Thu atigry Slick of Giant Poxvdcr stormed nt the proud patrician Tack. "You havo a 'big head' becnuso you Imvo laid a foxv carpets loxv." Tho Tuck xvns silent. "I'm supreme," boast ed the Powder, xvaxlng bold. "No ono can 'hold n caudle' to me, nud every ono Is nfrnlil to 'blow me up.' " "Well," retorted tho Tack pointedly, nt the snmo time striking n match, "nobody can xvnlk over it member of thu Tnck family xvlth Impunity." Philadelphia Inquirer. A I)oiit(ir' Letter. A xvell known M. P. tells nn nmuslng story of tin old aunt of his. Ilelug on ono ocenslou very nervous, sho told her physician sho thought Itath would do her good. "It's very odd," said Dr. W., "but Hint's tho very thing that I xvas going to recommend to you. I will write tho particulars of your cuso to a very clex cr man there, lu whose hands you will be xvell taken care of." Tho lady, furnished xvlth the letter, set off. On nrrlxing nt Hath, feeling, ns usual, very nervous, bIio said to a con tldaut: "Long ns Dr. Walter has attonded tne ho has never explained to me xvlmt nils me. I havo a great mind to open his letter nnd see what ho has Muted of my cuso to tho Hath physician." In vain her friend repruduutttl to tier the breach of coutldeneu lids would be. Sho opened tho letter nud rend: Ilesr Dsvls-Krrp tho old Isdjr tl,r ki and send her tsck strain, Loildotl Tit-Hlt8. LILIES. Ullet, whit IM". T ralm my soul, , For the Maters aro wild ami the billow roll, Kai loo ami ttuit luvc drilled sway LIVb the dl.lant sail on tho treait ol the bay. In s moment more 'twill have drilled (row light And Le hidden amy In tho waite ol night I And then )e ramo with jour pure, sweet gate, With your dainty, winsome, lovlnir ways, And crept like a dear dream into my heart. I could not hear to tend thee apart, for the fragrance that floats on your balmy breath to me whispers "peace," though the world calls It death. lloto Van II. Fpcecc In Scranton Tribune. Canadian VtV x PACIFIC ClikSRO special BtAn.ru H1.0-" ksno iriynr r. :O0pra Atlnn lie Kx p, m 8 p in, ttu. m in Him 10 p, iu. lt, rtUim. H p'rattX0- S'srvd Iul.OhlcBoS.lryf Btltk . Wall. Will. ii..-,. . ..- i uinii-in i Minis, Ht. Paul IJnlilii 'V VIA HUNTlNllTON Ki.rHftii r-rAUclM,,;0"11. ""' nveiiaja. w,sKS.,IWJ.lvii I o Astoria nmwiyl, late Knr cHiuin- lAiiuiiin ilsy nud WILIjAMKTTK Itivmi lortlaiid,Ni.wW,iV.K' iiiuings. lne..-ft:! Bitanlay a,l fc.30sT2 u' i8fc for I't&H iC u WIM.AMETTK ItlVKIl IiJVliin IIokU to foitlaud as al-,.. .. ....'-" an-iet I r? h slicct car Uao nt Oregon fit XX'tiMiluitluii checked aoniurcgon City if the ,'' I io. oket.toKUiXu'Bie , California or ttiu EuiN. ronvh friwi u.l. .r- hi..' dvliiieU llioiu. I thronirli rrnm H.u. .'"'-.W rail or river route to lorii.ii ""S liiado at 1'oitlaud wlUi all rail w,.""Wks (ton. I'm. a. l& .... .. l . A?lTloHUeetdkWB City ticket aud frolglu omoovwo south" andIsi VIA UISTMCT C01Vl:TI0M,S Marlon County Sunday School Association Makes Preparations. l'resldeul Robert Held, o( thu Marion County Sunday School Association, has issued a circular letter to thu Sunday tuhoiil workers ol tho county notifying them ol thu dates (or holding tho district louvoutiousol thiorgauiatlon,uud urg ing upon them thu Importuntu ol nuik lug these conventions a success, Tho dates (or holding tho dllTerint oiiveiitldiis and the iiamtwoltho dir trict presidents are as folloas; Kew W4y to Dry Hops. It is said anen dexico fordrylng hops is iHiing ns d h great mix-ess this easou by A. Wo(, u lirolllllei dealer and uittensixo grower at Silver ton. His new process consists of drying tho hops iu boxes placed on thu klm lloor, which keeps tl,u hops from pack ing iu the center or breaking iu remov ing, to thu storeroom. No liipulin is lost in any w-uy, A I'rodtiilile nopoalt, I remember tho case of an old lady nt E. who usually had from 1.1,000 to 15,000 standing to tier credit, and, needless to say. ns alio did not ask for nny Interest thereupon, none xvas nl loxved her. Tho manager xvheuovor sho entered the oillco xvns nlxvnys most particular to step forxvard nnd Inquire most tenderly concoinlug thu stnto of her health, nnd If sho replied that sho xvas suffering from a Blight cold the expresslou upon thu man's face gruxv quite sad. No xvonder, when hu ro- hair drosslm. ami .iboroneh nnti.....iin might I against all rontaiilon from u.u of others' COULDN'T FOOL HIM. Till Jinn ICn civ n fltcnniliont When IIu Snyy One. Tho agent of ono of tho ocean steam Ililp lines, says tho Chicago Tribune, told tho following story of a St. Louis man who got Into Noxv York tho day after thu maiden arrival of a grent liner: After gazing nt the vessel from tho pier tho St. I.otilsau said to tho man nt thcgnugphink: "1'itrty good sized steamboat." "She's n liner, ocean liner," xvns tho lofty reply. "SIio'h purty high tip, ain't she?" "Ocean liners have to be. Hut xvhen sho Is under way sho doesn't look so high." "Her chimneys filn't very high, though." "Vou menu her funnels. No; they never make them high for liners." "Hinges on 'em?" "Never heard of hinges on n funnel." "I low does sho get under tho bridge?" "What bridge?" "Why, any bridge. Steambonts out our way havo hinges on their chim neys, nnd xvhen they eomo to tho bridges over tho river they lower tho chimneys, ami sho scoots under like she xvns greased." Tho man nt tho gangplank obsorved tho St. I.ouls tunn xvlth lofty Indiffer ence. "She ain't got any xvheolhouses on her sides nor none nt hor stern," re marked the St Louis man after ho had made further Inspection. "Liners hnvo propellers," said tho man nt tho gangplank, nud his noso turned up visibly. "Well. I'll bet sho can't run. It takes txx-o xvhecls nud n boxv llko mi nrroxx head and n scant hold to gixo a steam boat speed, sonny, nnd don't you forget It If this steamboat xvas to get Into tho Mississippi, she'd go hard aground first clip." "I hnvo told you this Is not n steam boat" "Shucks! You can't glmmo that . I saw n plcter of her lu ono of our news papers before I left home, and tho prlntln under It snld 'steamboat.' Do you think n St. Louis editor don't kuoxv a steamboat xvhen ho sees one? You'ro uot ou to your Job yet" DANDRUFF WON'T WASH OUT. The Germ ThM Causes It Has to fie iDeslroycd. to CureJOandruff. Many a woman stands nn hour txxico a xiook scouring hor scalp, thinking scrubbing off tho scurf will euro thy dandruff. Two hours a week, at the ago pf 10 years, she has spent SCO days of 12 hours each, or two-thlrds of a year of her life, in that vain hope; vain.beenuse you can t euro dandruff without killing thu dandruff germ, and tho only hair ..-J.. lrtiiiuii on earin mat wlllilo that ii Nuxxhro's "Horplcldo" also adollghtfu 100 Hours Ocean to Ocean VIA The Imperial Limited Grand Scenery Fast Time Model Accomodations Tourist and first-class sleeping curs BOSTON, MONTREAL, TORONTO, OTTAWA ST. PAUL l-or lull puiticulurs apply to H. J. COYLK, II. II. A1UIOTT, A. (t. I'. A MO Third St. Vancouver, II. 0, Portland. More Cheap Exclusions to the East Hound trip tickets from Ueiiver, Co'o-I rnuo hprings, anil I'liehlo to Chicago, I'eorla and inieriiiediatu points, n ill Ik sold August 10, und September 7 and 21, by thu GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE X r ItATK OK 'loo llrgnlar Fare I'lus $2.00 for llouot! Trip Kt'ttirn Limit October ai, 11iK) Southern Pacific THE SHASTA ROUTE Traiiin IeavoBalcm for Portland irnNi, stations at 5:40 a. m. , 7:51 a, m !S 1 :0G p. in. ' I.v l'oriranil.. I.v rftlcm .... Ar AuliUml Ar Hucmmetito... Ar Hau KrkticlM-o. . 8.30 A .... II OU A M 1J.30 A M ..... tM I M 7, I U IT "" , ra .? ri out uili n. i n mil Mill ArOh-Uou . 8. a jT Ar l)onrer.. 9-uo a i Ar Kmisa, CI Ijr JiHM Ar CliiCHKO 7.45 A H Ar Ixw AiieoIm . 1-211 i U l,r Ar Kl l'nso. .......... 6W M lu) J ! Ar Kort XVorth .. 830 A M tvii Ar City of Mexico 9M A M lir'uia Ar llinistoti s; A M i'js J Ar Now OrlcHtH., . 024 1' M! 3J ii At XVwliliiKion.... fitJ A M (ill! Ar Now Yoric. ... .Ujil l' m )tun Pullman and" "Tourists ears on both trains. Chair cars BacramuntotoOtdeii and Kl Paso, and tourist ears to Chium St. Ix)tils, Now Orleans and Washington! Connectlnc rit San VramTiseo lth i.." oral steamship lines for Honolalg, Jniiaii, Cliina, Pliillppines, Central ml rotitliAniurIca. Kto Air. V. vT8TcTniiiir7gont at tUitti Station, or address O. II. MAKKHAM, (J. P. A., Portland, Orejn, POSSIBLY You aru not ax. arc of tho fast tlms uA Biiperb service noxv afforded by the l !. 2 PICT0fXk . WE HAVE . rt '"Daily Fast TiairS' TO THE EAST. If you cannot tako tho morning tnii travel via tho evening tram. Doth at finely epiipod. "Our Spercialriec." last Timo. Tliroimli Borvlco. l'allmii Pnlaco SleoiHirB, Pullman Tourist Steep- membered that even a slight cold might carry off an old laily xvuo xvas handing his company at least 300 a year. "IIoxv to Deal With Your Hanker," by Henry Wnrren, Oft the Track. This moans disaster and death xvhen U lit ill til lit ii fui. I ..I-.,...... ... . . . Salem, dlMrlct .No. 1,J. H. Foster, 'ei'n'ially kuIo.i viben 7Z ' ."..,' jireslhmt, ItiSttlem, Ootnl-er 10, with , xxiioeo IiUmhI is dUonhrod and xvbo con. Ut Up. Ouch ! 6to llJfil Owl rieaeu jtoji." ' ,' . ' 'Ilajia.hal Ha, Im. ha! Ha, ha. hal" --T - - "Oh! Owl Ouch! Confound yon, totvjwra all oUffrr miicloes bsa failed io iio I you'ro niveeiliiii thv life out of ma. Oh 1 1 Kccp tM Hyer hwltby by tuing Dr. P' Jar" "t !'" ' coked a ' I'lcaaant Vellct - "Ha, ha, haf By Orlggs, you ar ,,1 Tllate ui'iruiug, afternoon aud uxeuing ies sloiis. Huyesvillo.diBtrlct No. ii. J. O. lVard oy, president, at North llowtll, fep tomlver !I0, WtHHlhurn, dNtriet No. It, It I). Pliut, president, iu Hubbard, October .'. Silverton, district No. A, Alexander Thompson, president, iu Silverton, On tolior II. Htaytou, district No, 5, Henry 0. Por tor, president, lu Staytou, Oclobir I, TKwl Hills, district No. 0, alias. Town. mil, p ! n i ii iu t ii !u One lastDf, Miles, aged -PI years, was re- the asylum op Wednesday, IlaLorcounty, swiuuMilybaxe pimples and sores, bad Btomachs, deranged kidnovs, xxeak uerxes nun mat tired feeling. Hoci's barfiipanlla puts tho wheels back on the track by making pure, rich blood nnd luring thoMi troubles. ("ontlipation Iseureil by Hood's Pj3 Pe. mv new felt hats lu all 1U latest uhapes and colors Miss K. Smlib State "t'vet. u.i3.iw 1 CASTOR I A Pnr TnfViit a mwl pi.uj.a. Tho Kind You Have Always BousM I " DrntiKliU ns an IMiii-ntluii, There Is no game oxtnnt xvlileh so admirably combines educational nud recreative features or which Is lu ox'ory xvny so xvell adapted for a popular aud profltablo amusement ntnong refined nnd appreciative classes as draughts. Its Influences nro of an olcvntlns char acter. It not only tenches, but prac tically enforces, tho necessity of pa tience and perseverance, courage and courtesy, self reliance nud self control, The gntne Is also peculiarly and self evidently worthy of paterunl encour agement, ns n knowledge of Its liicotn parable beauties xvlll destroy the taste for demoralizing games of chance. Scottish American. Why He llrad It. "Have you read Horus' latest book, Uollwl Hralus?' " "Yes." "I thought you didn't llko Horns' style," "I don't." "What did you read his book fori" "llecauso I kuexv somo blamed fool xvould bo sure to ask mo It I bad read U."-ChIcago Trlbuue. hair brushes. hair dressing ii is also a delightful Ilciiut)- niul ICiliii'iitlnn. Why Is It that xvoinnn has nlxvnys been more beautiful than man? In liuuuin beliiKM ttio atliueilve iiialltles have nlxxujs lieni on the side ot the female Why u- it? Without wishing In eiikt an ii!hiaou ou the members of tlio HiipiTlur c., xvi may falrl.x nn sxvur that It U lHrmi.u they have lilth erto been the less wlueaied. Hut xvotn tin's ideas are eliiiiflnu. She hux lls tenel to the voice of thu tempter, whls. periuic lu her ear all i-orts ef .xveet lal hules nhotit enunllty of the hexes. In tellectual iliivflupiuvut and Its neces sity, ami tho like, and ,Ue ms y,.,w to the temptation. And the result of this xvlll Ik that she will lose her beauty. She will smrur In apiieurHiiee as man 1ms lUitie nud Is doing, und In thu coure of tlmu the extreuielv elx llUod raivn of manklud xvlll l ugly Irretrievably ami lamentably uglv. l'oanioira Magulue. One hire to (Jlilcngo and return Aug. il SI, M, IM, for thu G. A. R. ENCAAPMENT hit liberal return limit. . SPECIAL TRAINS I Onk Nkiiit Out io Ciiic.xuo, will leavo I Denver II -.15 n in.. Colorado Snrlnim ' IlifHip. in. and Pueblo a.i.'i p. m. lor ex.i cursioiisof Aug. 1(1 nnd L'l, nnd Sept. . iimLu uiuvi'uin, & uiiiin... ivuiwi -" ...a !,, II. ...... II.,,o t ll.rnru m.fjVril 1 .....I L- D....1I..1.... ll.I. A..M1 iiiiii riinj lYi'VllllliiK wii vio. Hours in timo saved to Omaha, Owe ago, Kansai City. St. fuis, Nsw iff' liostou, aud otliur Kasturn tiolnta. Tickets goal to Salt I-ako City oJ Denver. It is toyour Interest to use Tine Oth- LAND 1.IU1TKU. Tickets Olid llefpinf car Ixirths can bo secured from W. W. Skiskm Agent 8. 1. Co. Or Guy Powots, Ag't. 0-1!. AN. ' Salem Ort. A. K Cooi'kii. Gon. agt. Portland Or. h. W. Tiiojieso.v, A. G. P. A.. Topel.-a, .Can. John KKiuHriAv O. P. A., Chicago 7 and 81. Tickets hImi good on rirjiuar J' ldSttnJ ,?1T'! A'.i.-j Or trains. For full Info.mntlon apply to ! No 13f rhird Bl lortlTL Oregon Short Line Railroad Thu Direct Route to Montana Utah, Colorado and all Eastern Points Gives choice of two favorite route;, i tho UNION PACIFIC Fast .Mall IM or tho HIO GRANDK Sconlo Llrw. No Change of Carsi Ou tho Portland-Ohicago Sa-cll, "" finest in tho West." OTEAM WOOD SAW O Two Mnohlnos WorKDonH Qulokly. Toleiliono 26811 black. Iawvo orders at BildacM on l'Jth street, or Stolner'e arkJt. M Vi.s- Fi.vjr. Yr Pxmc. fi-Ot rjrnco A complete stock Ul ttoo oljjruss and clover QpPi'Ig seeds always on OCCU5 wd. prices the lowest possible for tirst-class seeds. Give us a call before buying, x ltoRii? BREWSTER & WHITE, The Feed Men. Salem Soap Works Equipped With KICfc-siitManrtarildlecpcra. Kino Now (Jrdlimrr Tourltt filepi. BuiMirb UbrarY-Uutlet Cars. Hplenillp Dinners, Meala a 1 earta, Kroo Kecllulua Chair Can. Coinrnrl&ljlii Uiaclm anl Hrookers. fullrn Train Completer vsu"- Asw For lurtlier Information ap I l vinirr. ni'V POIV w. ... ...,u.., v. . - r. . ., Trav. Pass. Ast. Agent O K 142 Third St. Portland Or. m Corvallis h Eastern Hailroad TI3EE. OAltJ). Tho record for Ceylon snipe shootltii! still remains that of tho mutzlo loader, iuo coupies in ono uay. This record was made by a Ceylon civil servant Boars tha naX cuueu xrnucuvu eany iu tuo ninetecutb nl,., . S Iff ?& i ! - " "v..hijuww uuniumui wlafy f-C'f.xi& 0LY ONE FARE. ForthelioiKil Trip Ore Fare Ooihe Southern raclflc io the State Fair. lp llirt Hi-iumii L'l.... f.. I k li Pt. 17lo 22. liie 'tuhen Mec, ?i "'"' (VimiMiiv u-I .. I .I..!-...o . ,i. v-..'I- XIOKllln. .."'," "." ' " rariu.v . aii,.ii,. - , ,, s.nUkilVI The proprietor of thu Sulem Soap orks has tho co operation of the uuder- siirueii dealers. Consumers xiho ilojiro a first-claes soap xvlll Encourage Home Industry By ordoring Saleni-mado soaji from upiumia nun return at one faro for the piiL i.ib . ,mUrir- ,IXfUs fl' sal ?0PtSteBrlcob,0r0 lli to , Inclusive; final limit of tickets h vfninp r 5eplemler lit to 2. i i' etiguuauer. 444 couples & day. The urent Fair' rn...iA. i i... James Shant IwBt in Him 1. iat... ..i.i.. ..... ...1".. Alex. Iiauu. should use their lit effifls tl uromi 1 Yk''a Tea Store Damon Bros. 1. A, Oer.igish, Allen A IloAersox, J. Hewitt, Savage A Heid, M. T. Itiupmnn, O.M.Eppley, Tho Fair Store, x , l.. xx auo, thisenternrite, xxhieh isaitreat iwnetlt Names of other merchants xvlll bo No. 2 For Yuqulna: Trnlu leuvesAJIvriv ... Train lpavc" t'oixa Ha Tialu itrrlwn :i'tili.n No. l Rclumli.g Leaves Yuquiuu . Leaves Corvallis...... Arrives Albany No. 3 For Detreit: Leaves Albany Arrives Detroit. No. 4 RelurnlnL': Leaves Detroit Ai rives Albany No. 6. 1-eavea Corvallis Arrives Albany No. 0. Leaves Albany ....,,... Arrives tairvaiiia. ......... """..j unoatid txxo conned ', !JBi. (rvallla with Southern Pacific tiB' giving direct servlc f) and from K" port and adjucent beaches, ., Trains for tlio niounUilPS "'La Detroit at noon, giving n,PViw to reuclf camping- ground oj tTt I2:f0p w 1:10 p-w .'.MP" 7-00 a. w 1 1 ) . o 12:10 p. n 7:00 a. - J 1:20 a."" 12:10 p. . 6:15 p. B 0:00 . 0'U.51' I-WP.9' 8:05 p. Hreltenbusu und Santlam rlrer aaitiQday. .,i..-tta Five and six connect at AlbjoJ.; the Albany local to and from JST lttini -jjiasj I XVALUKN. to tho entire state J TURNKB m B' IT'Tfril'T''TTT""," --j-,. u 10 ihwad arrangements aro made. t i.ai'.i